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About The Albany register. (Albany, Or.) 1868-18?? | View Entire Issue (June 7, 1872)
A t'lcver Swindle. A, a certain learned juJge in ; firu, U eenant flt&.AjBS33 Mexico, some tune race, walked .t0 the basement on some errand, t children, left Plymouth, hi native ' one morning into t 'ourt, he thought , leaving the child sleeping sweetly. : place, for the metropoll in the hope he would examine whether he was ()u her return to tlie bed room she of bettering HJMMUitinii. llenhtain in time for busi,; and fi-,mid the bed vacant an.' the little ggJX' tor his repeater, found that it was j sleeper gone, she looked ever)-- trade. He spnfan ir of boot, and not in his wicket. where, but no trace of her could : was discharged In coiwiiucinv. He "As usual." said he to a friend ' ),,. folw, She searched the house liecamegwimiv.aiiilTitsiiieiifciltrouli- who aceomiiaiiieil him, as he passed through a crowd near tlie door, ''as usual I have left ray watch at home under my pillow." lie touk his seat on the bench, and thought no more of it. The 'ourt adjourned, and he returned Jiome. As soon as he was quietly seated in his parlor, he bethought "himself of Iris timepiece, and turn ing to his wife, requested her to send for it to their chamber. "But, my dear judge" said she, I sent it to you three hours ago." "Sent it to me, my dear? Cer tainly not!" "Unquestionably !" replied the lady, "and by the lierson you sent IVI 11. "The person I sent for it!" eeli- oetl the judge. "Precisely, my dear, the very iierson you sent for it. You had not left home mure than an hour when a well dressed man knocked :it the door and asked to see me. He brought one of the finest tur keys I ever saw; and said that on your way to the court you met an Indian with a number of fowls. Having bought this one at a bar gftin, you had given him a couple of reals to bring it homo, with the re quest that I would have it killed, picked and put to cool, as you in tended to invito your brother judge to a dish of mole with you to mor row. And, '(), senorita,' said he, his excellency,' the judge, request ed me to ask you to give yourself the trouble to eo to your ehatnlier ; nnd take his watch f'rum under the , , . lir.', I pillow, wnens lie sas no icit 11, .is , usual, this morning, and rend it ored something white ahead ot to him by me.' And of course, my ! them, and wondered what it eo.uld .pierido, I did so." Ik'. 7'heir suiiirise, on com ng up Vou did," said the judge. t0 the child, can be better imagined "Certainly," said the lady. , than described. 7'he mother was "Well," replied his honor, "all I j almost overcome. The chid, a del ran say to you my dear is that you j ej n-as taken home and a physi are as rrcat a noose as tlio bird is a cian called, and every thing done "real a goose as tlie bird i a ' turkey. You've been robbed, madame; the man was a thiel ; 1 never sent for my watch, you've lieen imposed upon, and as a nec essaty coiisciniei.ee the watch is lost forever." The tnek was a uunnins one : . n 1 I V 1 .1 1 ana alter a goon iaiign,aiiii inu its- . toration of the judge' good humor by a good dinner, it was resolved actually to have the turkey for to- morrow's dinner, and his honor's brot iers ot the liench to eniov so dear a morsel. Accordingly, after the adjournment ol comt next day. they all repaired to his dwelling, with apatites sharpened by expec tation of a rare repast, r-'carcely had they entered the sala and ex changed the ordinary salutations, when the lady broke forth with congratulations to his honor njion the recovery of his stolen watch. "How happy am I," exclaimed j she. "that the villain was appre hended." 'ApprchcMled f" Hiiu the judge with surprise. "Vou are always. Cor. Hut your influence with talking riddles," replied he. Kx- the Germans will lead them to sup; plain yjHjrselfj my dear. I know j, tl,e ticket? nothing of the thief, watch, cr con-, s-'chtirz No sir; I cannot secure vietion." I a single German vote in Missouri. "It can't lje possible that I have j Last night I dined with a party of aain been deceived,'' quoth the jjersonal friends, the most promi lady ; "but this is the story : About j ellt, Germans of the West. I 1 o'clock to-day, a pale and rather ventured to make a remark as to interesting young gentleman, dres- ; tlie possible success of the ticket, ed in a seedy suit of black, came , they told me I was wrong, and to the house in great haste almost ; t,at j Wils sj11 out." out of breath. He said that he was: Cor. Will the German press just from court; that lie was oncol ; gnpport the nominations? the clerks; that the villain who -cluirz I shall support it in my had the audacity to steal your hon- j ,aj,er. Last night my editor telc ir's watch had just been arrested ; ajrgnhed to me to ask me if he that the evidence was u-ariy per fect to convict him, and all that i . li- ' i. was remnreu to complete u ww the turkey, which must be brought j into the court, and for that he had ; lieen sent with a jiorter by your j express onler. "And vou cave it to mm .' Of course I iliJ! Wlio sliould Lave iloubteil him or resisted the onlera of a iuilire ?" " atcli and turkey notn gone : i 1 "ray, madam, what are we to have for a dinner ?" ; i.iit the lady had taken care of l.er guests, notwithstanding her simp'icity, and the li ty enjoyed : Isith the joke and the viands Mttyer's MexUso a ft w. 1 .,. A Young toMiniuubuJist. A few days ago a gentleman and ,ia wife, one of our most respected j .citizens, titer tea concluded to , make a call upon a neighbor in , . . ft ,, . another rtwet, some two block. distant, liefore leavuig the house j the wite pat her little girl, aged 1 aliotit tliroe vears, to bed. The motlwr left a tenant to nlch over ., ..... . : , , . - the little c.leeieV, ami cleiartcd. Tlio raio was falling quite tatd, and tlie ttind blew cold and search inc. i After the naronts had mine ten or lr,,m fr-imdt to ivllir with no liet- , irom gnrrelt to altar, wtui no net- ter succes. he girl kramc ftitrhtened. and started to alarm the neighbor, and as she passed to the front door, found it ajar. Kitow-1 ing that it was eeiuvlv closed a lew minutes before, the tluniL'ht came ' into her mind that the child hail gone into the street ai d she direct ed her steps in that direction. By I the dim light of the street lamp I she saw the child, which she soon reached, and wrapping her in a ; shawl, took her back to the house. , The child was in its bare feet, with no clothing on but a night dress. The servant removed it wet gar- meuts and n-rain placed it in lied ll.inl-iii.r nil the time the chilli WHS .1 1 . . 1 il.nf il.n Lid then awake, and that she nau awakened from her sleep and not finding any one in the room had started out to find her mother. The servant after putting the child in lied and watching it till it was aoraui as eon. siinnec down siaus to , get some tlanncis in which to wrap its little feet. She was not gone i over a minute or two, on her re turning to the room found the child gone a second time. She at once went to the front door, which she found ogam open, 8;id stepping back to ;M an timbrel's to protect herself from the rain, heard voices on the front steps. It was the r outs, the mother bearing the litt'e somnambulist in her arms. 7'he Mil. & I A l.l. ..,1. A... cniui nan goi hhiiom .mock . from home, and was trud'iu! along ! in the heavy rain, barefooted and i in her ni.dit dress. wllCII the mreiits, I , i r . 1 W,0 eiv lelllllliug liomc uirwv- j to care lor the little sieep-waiKer. She Jfdirn RemUkr. The Ucruutu Vole. A oorrcBpondctit ofthe Pittsburg DUpOteh writes that he had an a I . ....!. I',.l S.'..l,.,i- ii. flirt- inu'iview nun . an . um.. ... s. ciunati last Saturday, when the following conversation occurred : Correspondent 1 low does the ticket pfease Vou, Benator? fchur. Oh, 1 am satisnea, so lar as I am concerned. Cor. How will it suit .Missouri? Kcbiirz Greeley cannot ecrry Missouri. Cor. Why not? Fchurz He cannot secure the German vote. Cor. For what reason? Pchnra OtirGermarware strong ly opposed to what we may term personal government. Mr. free ley's temperance opinions and Sab bath views are exceedingly di.-Uiste- f to them. should siimxirt the nominations. I telegraphed him "yes." A short time afterward 1 received adisnateh aiiig if I understood the question, aii(j vcneating it. I again said yes. yj, S10W8 how doubtful they are ialxiut the matter at home. Jly imrior is flip nnlv (irrnian lianeraS ' paper is nit tmiy. ueruuwi i.iia.i s yet which has come out squarely tor the ticket. A Liberal Oerman ! naiK'r in Cleveland may do so, also, Wlt y know n0 others. Cox. 7'hen you are doubtful of the success of the ticket ? schurz I think we have a great ,it,a oflianl labor before us. I fear ti,at our two vears of labor will be )Ut0t little advantage, and that we si,an have to go back to square drill. "leal irry any girt I pleas." s aid a yowia man Umstingly. "Very true," replied Ins aggMieompauion, " V Several denominational colonies are llng organic UiN.w York on or near Puset Sound, Washington ong tlwrn UaMeW Mft colony, promNng to be a large one. P- C. A'hoeaU, TJse fuarlul condition of the English J f""1. :l , remit trncedy In London. It the rtiufrHctor in tlie crime was no a , imnulai, one cannot but pity hfm in belief that lie was very lies the ; boundary wlilih separate the Mne j IM 'ere "'" "J no"".v "'I' u" Utf of A ri, hU ,,., ,,,, , ' nllt t0 do , ll0...(. cw,m. fr 1 which she had been hired While till absent her eldest daughter, a ''hi of twelve, mdiod into her presence exclaiming: "Oh mother, do come home; father h.H killed baby, ami U klllimr the other children !" The Imr- I rifled woman hastened home only to ' find that her hu-hand had cut the I throat! ot four of the children, and j hid finished hl bloody work by put ting an end to his own lite hi the same way. ' Kepiihlicuii Platform. j 1IK I.I'TIO.VS AIS.ITkll BV TUJS KWTB ' I.l('ANSTTK11iNVWn.XATni:iI..M. ' M AIM II 20, 1S72. J The L'nlon Kepubiican party of Oregon, In Convention, makes this declaration ol j 118 principle (ni l policies: ' fate-and till it amendments wis pledge l11.lull,!.1.iii-.n1.Juin: loitaatobority i I. Ill llll' ' . ,11 I I ... 1 .'I 111" 1 TTT.. :i n illin' olK'ilii-ia-e; to It lull an l ICsfal iiiiisIriii-tlnniiirli'iilVmTiiii'iitimi(iis:am sujijxn't. . Tbttt Hie wees of Hie niwonl a tlinitil AdminlstrutWntnreilutlnKllic iuiii licileM, dlinlnlsBlng and qimllnnx ttixy- ; s imi.jL liiiinitcriii ev-iv brancllOfpnlillG . ntftlr with ceoiiuuiy unit ellk iemv. lunu inii nml liuprovUig the civil scnice, en forelnR the law wMnont fear nr Ittvor, lirotectinfl the nut Ion's ward wtthnKtem al aire BKHlnat toe emel avail"' Of shvii- . tat Ion amlfniuiLaiid umintulnlnitfrtendly I relations with rorebtn l'lwi r, ha l'en Kiicb ii to eoinniRnil theapiiilm!ioii of theitmit majority ofllie American people, and insllv entitle it to the confidence, and , conimenanflon of every tme IfotinhlUiin. 3. Wi'iinard lheiyment ofonrBBtlon al debt, in Hill comnliimce with nil leil ollllgOtlOM ti our ere liters everywhere, and In accordance with t he tme letter and spirit ul Its contrncllnir. a no longer a . iinestinii 111 issue; lint that we may be clirly unilurJtooa, wo dunonnoe all urnu and detfreos of nptiitiatfon oftlmt deht.as afflnne I by the m-iniK-nitk- I ni-ly and Its svniimtliisi-i's. lis nut only national m'nnil-tli-s.lmt Miitiv crime, and we will never I eoneiit to a snsnicion or lack of honor or : . ;,,m'ini,.t(.sitl-.fmti.-i1. i. We mimit f no thrlBcMonttwemi . ''! V.:;".' t0r the aTantlnjj ..i , M n full niniiesty to the ccoiileof those s ate- lately in n-ia'lllon ; ana we nere biouro the lull and enoctive pnnectiini oi our j civil laws In all persons voluntarily i Ins to or residing In our land. 5. We favor Hie eiicoiinureiiient of iiiil i mads hv the (icncnil liovcrnnient of the I United States, and hold Ihnt such disK ! i sitioii should he made of the public lands j as shall secure the sunn; to aelnal settlors only, InqnantUhw not exeoodlig IBSacrcii. II. That w bile we are in favor of a rcve- mw for the support of the OenfirWClovern inent, by duties upon Import", sound poli cy requires such adjustment ot tbo-o du ties on liuports an to encourage the devel opment of the industrial interests of the whole country: ami we recommend thnt policy of national exchange which secures to the working men liberal wage : loag rienltnre remunerative prices ; lo mechan ics and iniinnnietiirers an adequate rewanl ! for their skill, laboriin I enteiiuise, and to the Nation Coiniiierdttl lirosperif J and in dependence. 7. We lielicie that popular education is tlie sole true basis and hone oju free mix- i ernmeiit, and shall ever oiinose any diver- sion of. or interference wlthliie eDinmoii , school fund-or lands In thrs S:u:e, for any I other than their ltHtiliinafc nnrpose, and wo condemn the act Of 1'avoritLsin by the , last Legislature whereby two linnilred ttionsnnd dollars, taken from the school fund, were granted to a eerpemtlon con sisting uutiuly of IJcmmnitie leaders, and party favorites, for the construction ol II work which another coporation, entirety sound ami responsible, odered toconsruft for sevenly-Uve thousand dollars less; and that we are in lavorof the passage by Ibe IsiglslHtnro Of an ettleient school law, such as shall secure to all citizens of our State a good common school education. ' S. we fllld no terliis sufficiently Btrong to cxiires our disapproval oftlio-e aetsof , the Inst legislature whemby the swamp hunts belonging to this Stale have been i taken from the needy Hdtlcrs. and given 1 without limit or proper eouipctllion In j price l the land itnihlier and sneeutator; whereby the emoluments and sa uries of s:ate otliisu's have lieen uncoastitniionally increase 1. and the taxes Increased thous ands ot dollars bv the creation of new and unnecessary ollicc and salaries, for the pnrpose of 'providing for parry favorites: and wheivby tlie elf izens of our metrojus lis have lieen deprived of and denied the i riahtof controlling their polioo authority. And we equally condemn the udministni- i tion of otirSiafcoffleewandiawsniiexirav- ugant, rocktcsS, llhwil and dis.trueiivc, and we rlglitlv cbaiveull those results as the acts ofthe Democratic party. !). We are In favor of the tutted States' giving to inch honorably discilfttged sol dier who served in the armies of the Tint ed Slates to put down the robotltfln a war- ! rant for a homestead of hlO acresof pu'ilii ' lands. 1(1. Tils' we demand the reisnil of the socnlled lltiaunt net, which was dev ised to MHlSr11" ' from S. Ft AND THE EAST, 11. That the RurmWlean parly of this "WJM ' S'atearein favor of the lli'iieiitl lloyern nient extending aid toward, building a j railroad from roitUmd, Oregon, to Salt ! Ijike City, mid from Jackson county to lliimlsililt. and we liereny pieiiaeour mr ty ix'pix-si'iitatives lo the support of the siiiue. li. That the Indiserimlmite licensing of persons lo soli snirltnons llinofs wit limit heiug pliuxal under proiier ix-sisiuslbilities for the abuse thereof, bavin-' been found by experience to promote tlgjrrowth of j cl ime and pauperism. uHd IhflWfiy loserl- I onslv iucrMise (lie tale ot .luxation, tin Iteniibllnin wirty recogniic-'the right an.l diiicof the lawuiakbl'-' power tpprevent nnit'tliiilt tlie evil- and ubu: ses of Sllelt sale. so far as concerns the pulic gHl and Is consistent with ludivtcluu,! liberty, nv re-lii-ini lo ilisuise of her than ahfdlng and ri-sjwinslble person, who en 11 furnish sutliclent sureties for ttiwd dpuduct, l.'l. That the ltemib inin euily of Ores KOn Is in favor of obtaining assistance, v (jcneMU twverlM fortheeon- structlon of a wagon rood from the city or I'orilimd to the Dalles, recogni.liiglhlsiH a most iiniairtant au 1 aOceimrr improve- . inent for llia'HtBte. II. We atlirm that the colinnanco in lxiwerof the ltepiiblloin Wnrtsthoonly 1 sure prcis rvttllon of nalioimj isiue and ( iirospcritj', and for reasons therefor we . lioint to Its hrilliimt moid in the late civ- : ll war; to n complete nationality; ton I united sisterhood of tblrty-ajvon slates; inrnir 'Territories rapidly wanning Into fS'iitettfe; foe mltloil freed from tlie taint of human slavery; to an elenited and en lMiJed olllamshlp; toour national stuiid ingat home and abroad; to tlie work of vhforons refonn til all discovered abuses ofiiuthority or trust; loan niii'fpailed ror clgn credit; to a successful und solid ti liancial system, and to the uiiisirukdled peaoo antl prosrs-rlty everywhere In our broad domain, and IheSo are our pledges fortlMtfulure. L. We bail the "Sv.w !ionarlure" ot the late Democratic trty, taken by the action of their Convention In seven States, as nn aflh niat Inn of t he principles tot which the Kcpubllcan party has contended for Iho last ten vwkra; and In the "Passive Poli cy" of that party, alrcadv asamned In sev eral of the Mates, w racogwlrt an ao knowledg-nent of their bomlownosa of sncocwi la tlie coming Presidential campaign. 1TKNT1TKK. C. MEALEY, BKlliKK I Ariel MANUFACTURER Of FUR NIT UllE Cabinet Ware,, UEDDIAG, Ktc. Coi-nri ol First mid Kroadalbin Ms. ALBANY, OR. Particular ATTENTION PAID TO ORDERS OF ALL KINDS . 1 S ECIS XjXJXTJEs. JUST RECEIVED TIIE LARIwLST MIT Of TVew and lSlesrant FURNITURE, EVLR BROUGHT TO ALBANY! Come and Sec it! DRUGS. KTC, ' They Who Have Nothing for Sale are Farthest from Market " A. CAR0THER3 & CO., WHO KSOVf THIS TO tit TIU'K. Arc ii'iw Kt'opin r, nml ftlso cnnetatti,v re i'. 'w lug itdditiuns to, The Largest Stock of Goods j USUAL TO THEIR TRAD5 ABOVE PORTLAND, And AT St'Il PHIt'i That Purrhascr.i Shall be Satistml. Besides a Large Stock of j Rl'(sS CHEMICALS, PATENT MEDICINES, Paints, Dvc Stuffs, and Oils, They keep Vniikec oiion, Confectionery Finest Tobacco & Cigars WOSTENHOtM'S CU1LER Sl'lVES, PElirCMl-RY, (All kinds), TOILET SOAP, AXlt- Everything m UIA ODTAINL'I) IN A STRICTLY Fixst Class nmi n roTiBl If UUCUT UnUU t I A 0 LI ii nmtla I ' SO ARTICLE SOLO But what ia fii Hainan teed To Be JUST AS REPRESENTED. And Afuust too Good. Arctic Soda A.CAHOTHEKS A CO MII.UNKH V, DKKs'S MAKING MILLINERY. DRESS MAKING LADIES' AM) CaalLDBEN'S FURNISHING HOUSE! 'I UK t'SnKHSIIiXKIl HAS Ol'KXKIl V i new s oek of niililiHM-y jroivN, trim niiii's. 'ladies' an I clltMrellii fnrnihin roodH,of all kinds, of ibe latum and most ta-llioineilc s: !es. will) li sic-oit'ci-s to tlio la lies of Ail 'liny and surrounding country I a! the lowest raie. in Ilia Dress Makeup Derartratnt I marantic entire sutkifuetlou. CiiantM lilierul. i &fy determination lietntt to give satisfac tion ill style and qnalUy 01 worjl and prit'O, 1 a'i a share of nubile yiitiiinive. 1 Call a: in ore Opposite A. Carctliem St Co., FlrM street. Albany, On'"""ii. nm, n. v. uouLK V. iT A'xcnt for Mr. I 'al'i'ontrr'- f'fXt mi mn 1 1 1: is.- II. nil,. Kov. I.Tl-'.hl 1'ATKXT O.VTM. V.:V. Self-0;cniitg and Sclf-Clcsinff G A T . TATKNTKli BX ilOIlJi IHCKA&IX, Juiie l, ISCT. I 111'. (. VTK is SOroXSTRfCTKDTlMlt I when Hie vvblcle niiiimnche it the I wheels on one si le j.ass over a lever wlliell f&'SJIKi'S,1: enliilf ti open. After (loliijt ilmmgh, the carriaiie ta--.-- over a similar lever.n.so ejiiliiwted u iih i negate binge, lanslng iln; irate, in Its ro.u'.ion, to slml behind yon and burton. No Getting Out of Your Vehicle '. Slo RaWugof Latches Nor PutHitR Bxeept ite "ilbhons1 of yonrteam. I: Is olleii (allied THE LAZY MIX'S GATF.,' And a "Dead Open and Shllf." i Tht- gate is sinijile in its construct ion, bullied iron and w on I work,nnd not likely to u'et out of order. If a neal, chean :ruu isihshivl.it iiuiy lie made light, with thrre ' ens irar- et v'oo ! and one four: li Inch wire, neal ly curve 1 at the lop, the lower end hid in the bottom bur, which i- the stylo ot a ftietorx; made gate. The gates an1 now in practical use in several of the counties around San Francisco, ami plenty of te-tiiuo!iitia:-ian be given. THOMAS J. SAFFORD, I Having pnrehaSou the ' Right Tor Mini Co., Orctfun, lias now on band. and will manufacture tlie ab, e. deseribedgute, U'lieinverit lias Is'eu used ii has received the blgbesi en coiiiiiuus, as tlie large number of eertiii cateSfixilii proihliient furiners in all pirts of the country, now in my bands will testify, CARRIAGES A!DWACiOl, Of All Deeoriptions, Oil hand and nuillttfiictuitlj to order, lllacksmilliin unit llopalrln pone to order at most reasonable rates. shop foot of Kerry street, opposite licticli, Monteflb A co.'s tionfing mills. TlhiMAs J, 8AITK0H1). Allmny, Oct. W, ls7l-vi STOVES AMTIVAI!lv THE OLD STOVE DEPOT. JOHN BRIGGS, j:calcr in R A N (i E S . cook, paueoh and box, S T O V E s : i if the best patterns. I MM : TIX, MIIKKT IBOX AIM 1. 1KII WAKI1, And the usual asaortineiit ot fumi-hin-' goodstobeobtabiod iii a till store. liepairs neatly Btld promptly executed, on rea-onable terms. KhortrerkoiilnKMutnkeloiigl'rli'iKlH, UluN'T 8TBKKT, AtBASV. Deo. 5, istxsl i OU ON .31 a XG. 25 000 PRICK f SoldYear!y!t$110 Madoliy Walter A. Wood, (the largest iiiauufactiirernf fiirmiiiK machinery in the world) -wllh folding bar. two v heels, and ail late Improvements. It lodtiui aorlilnl the Paris Kxposition. and hn 'ound no peer since. Iseomiwct and js v e ful, and just the niaeldne tor this cone, as every farmer will say who has one. earKvery macaiiieiagtaitaikUsedasrcn iscnte.d. Iluv thuliast. Huvthe Wisid's raaei Imp moroveil PrUe Mower. Soldhv I'KKAVWEIJb '., Old Ktand, Market stiiet, San Francisco. April HKBmJ mm mwiiifiiiiij '-(!- t '' ' ''': '