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VOL IV. ALBANY, OREGON, MAY 31, 1872. NO. -I fl II ,1 II II I l'ClH.lslIKn i:vn:Y hiibay, Dy COLL. VAX CLEVE, In register buildings, Coratt Forty ami 'irxt 6"rmt. M'SINESS CARDS. JOHN CONNER, BANKING BU8INKS8 CARDS. To the Citi2cn of Brownsville and vicinity. TERMS Olio yen - SK month Single co;iics IN' ADVAXCE. Three dollars. Two ihillin, Ton it' Ills. AXD- AHVKRTIRIXll RATES. Tronslem advertisements, per snnnre of U'H lines or leas, flrsl Insertion 2:cach subsequent insertion Jl. Larger edvetv H-cincnts inserted on the most libcntl tonni Exchange Office, AI.BA.W, OKKUOX. I-vEPOfsiTS RECEIVED I i ci JOIt WORK. Having received new type, stock of col ore! ink, cur ls, a tloruon jobber, etc., we lire prc;uvd to execute nil kinds of print" tng (n n better manner, and nifty per cent cheaper than ever before offered in this city. Ay ."nt itor the Register. The following gentlemen nrc authorized to receive una receint for suliscriptions, advert islm:, eta, for the It koistkh : llhum smith, iinrrlsimrg. O. P. Tompkins, Ilnrrlshnrg. Peter Hume. Brownsville. V. 11. Kirk, Brownsville. .1. R. Irvine. Seio. T. II. Reynolds, Salem, L. P. Fisher, Hon Francisco. I). P. Porter. Sliedd'. StHtinn. Fletcher A Wells, Bncnii Vlstn, Polk Co i Clias. Xickell, Jucksonvllle. srnitirT To check iit siuht. Interest nl Urwrd on time deposit In roin. r..cimiiK" on ronmnu, Mm Francisco, unit Sow 1 ark, tot sale at lowest nitcs. Collections madeand prompt Ivremitted. Refers to B. W. Corbett, Henry Failing, Vi . S. I,udd. Ranking hours from s A. M. to I P. M Albany, Feb. I, kffMfctvfl -M.UiHLE WORKS. MO.MIOE & STAIUER, rP h K ixdershjxed won.D ax , . JY'!m,'VJ,,a' they are IX I sKPKNI d.'XT A Mil DATKS for the purchase of nil the W O O Xj they enn get, for which they will pny the Highest Mnrkcl Price In Cash ortJoods. Also, they have a full slock of A BtMenl Slop. W IHIICKTOP. rinyhig on a harp with a thousand strings was no comparison to it. What! Well, Til tell you. I hoarded, I got along very well With the exception of a trouble In an adjoining room- In that room dwelt it genius a musical mum. lie was a welKregiilaled young man otherwise than h,,l,,. ,. ii EM I! A 1, M E C H A 51 0 1 8 E blookllf ad. 1 In t.mt r., . 1. ' .I h'("wi or PRoi!r'TlT Bt towurt mm-I''f ! "":'1 lmve ""I Kiitk, nt'ME A co. I 'lisv,'niWespn-s.sloiiviisana( I". N. ( nil oil lis bt lure pl.isliur far COWeOll. It Was a hllim miiinleno . nin a 101x1 one. j This young man's name was ITMbJ . u-i. je wnva wrong voting man, I and Uie way he tiki work tlie bellows 1 w as a caution to reeds. Also to nerves ' w ith ears attached to tliein. i 1 Ids young aspirant for fame knew overy tune mat was ever written your Wool. l.i'ownsvilli Starch So, H&ma Healers in Monuments, Obelisks, Tombs, Head und Foot Stone, UliSlNiiSS t'ARDS, j. II, um itH.i.. -t. x. nu.pii. imtcheel & noLPH, Attorneys mid tonus lor nt I.nw, Oi ILK IITOHS IX CIIAX Kit Y ANDPROC- ! ' tors in a haimltv. Urlloo over the old sst otlki', Front slrirt, Portland. Owoa. ' Ivl J. C. IWI J.. KblKK. POWELL iV ! LI .", AlT:m j nud uitiisi lurs at Law, Nl) 80UC4TOB8 IX CIIAXCEHY (I,, j J Kilmi noiary puhliel, AlUmy, llnwn. ColliH'ttonsand couveyanees pruniptly ai tended to. 1 j N, n. en A.voit. K, n. iifMpiiHicv. .votary Public. -U;0!!t & IILIHPRHEY, AtlorniyN mid Counsellors at Law, ALBAHY, OREGON. Office in Parrish brick, up stall's. 5vl Califoruia, Executed ia I c 1111 on I Alui ble. mid Italian SALEM, OREOOX. ItKAtCII SHOP AT AI.1IAW. TRANKLIIV MARKET, ALHAXV, OREIiOX, J. R. 1IER1M., t 1 Proprietor, A 0A1X, AT THE OLD PEACE OX Front st roe 1, proposes to turnisb all who annh- wilh nlf I.- in iK . IK uu ... ti... lowest market mtes. By strict attention I M'hat time, he was not eating sleen to bnatness he hone to iHe ireneinl satis. i,, faction tonll who mav favor him with a call. L-jriiighest "laraet price mid for POI l'lRY. J. R. IIKRROX. SETTLEMIBE'S Xl'RlKERV, Nix lilies South of Albany, linn to, NEAR THE RAILROAD. ISOMCTT THE ATTENTION OF ALE 1 persotudeslrlna to purchuse fmlt trees tn iill and examine mv slis'k, wlilch is pomnoana of the larffit ami liest. selisttlon I In the Wu'e, consistinft of apiikis, pears, cherries, plums, prunes, granc, blaeklier-1 rles. en mint a und roses. Also, black and 1 white walnut, English walnut, hickory, ' liecan, rudbud, honey locust. hoekbsrrV. and a number of other varieties of trees did't get another to imetlnP nn n-klk and plants toojnimeroustomenlion.au of , hut 10 urailUe Ml While which are oil'ercl at low rates. 1IEXKY W. SE'iTLEJIIRE. Dec. 17, 1870-M ing or engaged in nhwtu heenn aeon, he was whistling' tliese tunes. He could whistle them better flian he could play them, and he wasn't much of n whistler, either. I have considerable christian for bearnnce, even for an aceordeonist. I went to bed with cotton in my ears regularly forUx months, without growling, hoping all the while that he would either learn to plav, or tliat some accident would happen him. tie Durst tne ueiiows ol Ins internal machine one night, and I managed to get to sleep at midnight, 1 Imped It would take at least a month to repair me inmg, unc 111 ue hanged if he diEO. W.GRA1, I. 1) riRADFATK OF CINC1X VT null Jicnlill College, milker S r ml AVicdial Jin- iitweti Stylet 11 ft r Ar lljteial T :l. Illso, does AM. work in the Hue (it Ills profession in the law! and moil aplttoved method, and at as reasonable rates a can be had elsewhere. Nitrons Oxide administered for the pain less extraction of teeth if desired. Office in Parrish brick block, up B'airs. Residence sir a lioust'soiHhif (kmgr3ailonilchnrch, Iron ting on conrl house block. J72-ls JiDOW. M. B. CRANK. nOW & CRAKE, Healers in Boot, Shoes, nud Efudiugs ALBANY, OUEUON, TXVITE THE ATTENTION OF THE 1 public to their lull s'ock of the latest styles in gentlemen's and youth's boots, shoes, gaiters, Oxford ties, etc., etc., as well asto the very latesl thing out in the line of ladies' and misses' gaiters, bnliiioraK Newport ties. Antoinette buskins, and many other new and fashionable styles, Just received at the City Ikmt Store, Which they will sell as rapidly a Ihev can find purchasers w ho wish UrsUtkus goods at the most reasonable rates. They respect fully invite you to come and see their s (s'k. Hoots, shOOSCettt, tnudeor reaircd to order, and all work warrunM, CITY BOOT STOKE, FIRST STREET, First door West of Register UuUd's . 47 vd WM. PETERS, MANl'FAlTfREIl OF Carriages 6c Wagons. Of Every Dcscrlptlou, A LB AW, OREGON. ORDER ANY MAXt'FACTCIIES TO and all styles of Wagon, C'nrriugett, Hacks, HIS was IHdtig ineiidet . unc t. was wor.-c than his own. The original melody returned at the end of a week, and thttt glad genius held high carnival thereat. He made night hideous, he felt so good. Patience, for accident or the devel opment of that musical bud. ceased to be a virtue. Tltoe who Would he free themselves must strike the blow; I resolved to strike. The door of his room was always 0X'it, and a jierson could enter during the day and inspect that musical tor ment if he wanted to. 1 wanted to. 1 procured an ounce of powder. I 1 UK words W'kIsk. It has heeti calculated that our language, Includ ing the nomenclature of the arts and Mences. contains 100,000 wouLs; yet of this Immense number It is surpris ing how few are in common use. To the great majority, even of educated men, three-fourths of the. words are as unfamiliar as Oreek or Hebrew Htnke from tlte lexicon all tlte words unit are nearly obsolete all the words of special arts or professions all tlie nonis conntieti in tlieir usage to ivir ticular localities-all the words which even the inlncaled speaker uses In nnlv llllll 1! i.i . . I II, t . . y !""" ousc.s lllltl 1 IS astotll-ll- Ing Into what a Lilliputian volume yoitriirobdogntigian Webster or Walk er will have shrunk. It lias been cal culated that a child uses only about oue-hilndrwt Words; awl unless h.. belongs to fiieethajatetl clns. ho will never employ more than three or four hundred. A distiiigoisbisl aehnkr odftmato, that Ibw speakers or writers uso as many as ten thousand words ; ordina ry persons of fair Intelligence, not over four thousand. Even, the great orator who is able to bring into the Held, in the war of words, half the vast army of light and heavy troops which the vocabulary alfonls, yet con- uaus iiiinseti wnn a tar less Ira posing display of verbal force. Even al knowing Milton, w hose wealth seem amazing, and whom Dr. Johnson charges with using "a Babylonian dia lect." uses only eight thousand, and Niakcspeare himself, "Uie uivriad- mnOM, only fifteen thousand, lhese tacts show that the dilllettlty of mastering tlte vocabulary of the new tongue is greatly overrated ; and they show, too. how ahsnrd is the loat or every new dictioitarv maker that hi. kvoeahnlary contains so many tbonsand words mure thtui those of his predecessors. A Slight -Mistake. The following anecdote which appeared in the news papers many years ago. is said to have been founded on an actual occurrence. Although it may not Illustrate the democratic simplicity of the fioople of Vermont to day, it" is nevertheless a good story, and good also for many longer 1 ne 111 tne newstianers Blood Will TEi.i..-The Virginia AMNJrfM o February 3d relates tliis iiHitteiit : Ity before yesterday, when Govern or Bradley Arrived in this city from California, the following little scene occurred in front of the International Hotel: Two of Woodruff & Eimor' coaches came In together and drew mi in front of the hotel, hi order tn nllmv (he iiassengcrs to alight. The Gov ernor, who was in the leading coach, had dismounted and was standing on the sidewalk shaking hand am) talk ing with friends who liad stepped lot- , ward to welcome him hack to Nevada. when the passengers in t lie second coach began to disembark. Among the last to get out ot this coach wtw S colored nu.u. and Ids wile, A plump and tidy Ktliiopian matron. The man cmie ont of the coach with his anus so mil of baby, bvereoat and diu nerhasket that lie was imahle to assist his belter half to allglit. Nobotl went to her assistauee as she stood at the coach door, putting out first her right font, then her left foot, turning this side and that side, hesitating to descend. Happening to look up at this moment, the Governor saw and comprehended 1 be sittiafion, when be at once gallantly advanced and assist ed ner to the ground. Two or three colored men who were lounging against an awning post at a little dis tance had been closely observing the little scene, ana when the Governor had performed the bit of civility, one ot them nudged his neightmrand said' ' 'Hid yer see tlat, Cully I1 I tell yer daKs no use o" talkm-blood will tell ." cordeon, and I emptied the article into tne Dowels thereof. I arranged a pre Mission cap under the wind-valve of that instrument, in such a manner as to explode things if lie went to pat ronizing that flapper Willi the sunn I and vim that lie nsinillv hoot i,lm,.lt' Ac, nt ns reasonable rates as the use of to. no-1 mat","",lmul M wk J'1 I Night came and I waited the result Repairing neatly and expeditiously done ! fteudish delight, I didn't wish to nt low rates. 1 nmnler that man right out anil nut. .nop on rcn-y neiween tirst and second W if I conlrl iwr,.l ,IUht H...I - - ,,1-4,1,1,. I II. I; ueiio, you man with a pail mid frock, can yon inform me whether His took out the musical stop of that Re- Honor the Governor of Vermont, re- siues uere .- said a British officer, as lie brought his liery born to a stand in front of (iov. Chittenden 's dwelling. "He does," was tlie response of ti?c man, still wending his wav to a iiic ' AO W. u. joi;s. m. ZIOIHCOPATIIIC FUYSniAH. OFFICE OX FIRST STREET. ONE door west 01 llroadalbln, in Bit rk hart's two -I m y brick lup stairs), over Oeo. Tun-ell's store, 1!i:siiikkce t urner sixth and Fcr- I reels, AMiany, Oregon. thi-71 1 LEFFEL ft MiKRf SPHEKICAL FLUMES, And Ueuernl Hill Marhlnery. J, F. IUCKKNHTO, Agent, ol v3 Allnmy, Oregon. .n. a ncBow, w. 11, M'n i.i.oui. . S. Ill' BOIH V. CO., 1 HAVE OX HAND AND CONSTANTLY j receiving a largo stock of t.roecrlcs and Provision, j Wood and willow ware, tobacco, cigars, confectionery, Yankee notions, clc, etc., I Wholesale and retail, at lowest rates. j Opposite I!. C. Hill & Son's drug store, Albany, Oregon. ajVil CI TV MAKKKT, EIHST Utter, ALBANY, OREtiON, J. L. HARRIS, PROPRIETOR, J ILL ENTEAVOR TO KEEP COX 1 1 stantly on hand a full supply of A 1.1, units or MEATS, I Which will lie of the very best qnulllv. : The hiiihesi market price field for beeves, ' hogs and sheep. I Third door west of Ferry, on south side of First street. ... I HARRIS. I Ainany. ncc. 15, IS71-13V4 J. V. Van Ocn iU viii M. WORM DOCTOR, SALEM : : : OREGON VfY long exnerioiiee In diseases caused. i.i. oy nuiois. cannot he MHTaased by any physician in Knrope or the I'niteil s ares, untce rooma, Xos. as and tltl. over tne I'osi nitice. ter Consultations and examinations free uf ciucp,'. vtnSOmS ""' ''t . WST, PETER Albany, May 10, 1872-33 DR. VAXCLEVE'S Uum Abdominal Supporter AKB I'I'EKI.ME tt; I.I I V! OK, even if he esittiKil in the hospital. ( a good instrument of hi with six weeks thought I should lie doing tiling for science and the commuiiity generally. That 'night lie attended a free con cert. He went to pick up some new tiines. He had picked up hundreds in this way, and thin returned home to pick them out on his accordcon. It was about 10 o'clock that night st v. "Is His Honor at home?" contin ued tlie man of spurs. "Most certainly." replied frock. 'Take toy horse by the bit, then," said the "Hirer. "I have business to transact with your master." Without lo I tst the Qi Ai.irv of Wool. A l'cxas rattier says; "Take a lock ol wool from the sheep's hack and place it tiioii an inch 1 me. It you can count from thirty tofhirty-fhree of the spirals or loltls in the space of arnliich, it equal) in quality the finest electoral ox Saxony wool grown. Ofoourse, when tlie nnmter of spirals to the Inch de miiiMt, llieoitalilv of the wool is ml. aiivel y inferior. Many tests have been tried, but this Is considered the sim plest anil the bet, Coltswold airti sonic oilier inferior wools do not metis, tire nine spirals to the Inch. With this test every tanner has in pnAseadoti a knowledge which will enable him to form a correctjiidgmentofallthl kind of wool. There are some coarse which experienced wind growers do not rank as wool, but as tiniV, on account of tlie hardness and stmightnessofthe fiber." 1 second hiddimr. the iiian did as iviiiiestcd.and the offleer alight ed add made his way to the door, and IBIVB lite panel several heartv runs ! IH'tout to moii'tge ! With the butt of his whit) tor be it j nm3' ,M" ''""lined i: I Kiiowthal in those days of republican 'simplicity, knocker and beiln, like Bervants, were in but little use. The ii1 " 1 uiiiue ; si in 1 lie siiiiinioiis in Opium eating luisliecome quite eotn mou in the U tilted .Sttites, antl ptrtii ularly in the West. The tegjslati3 of Kentucky, in order to cheek this practice, has jmt passed a bill that, w, the allMivit of I wo respectable ell izens, any persons win, through the exces sive use of opi tin. arsenic, hasheesh, or any other drug, hasbeooiue inout- dliuelfor estate. -an asvluni ami llaced tmiler giHidinnsbln as in tin- case of hhhttnal driiiikartls or Ittimtles. Albany Collrglate InatitiKe, ALHAXV. OHEttOX. ALBAXY BOOK IsTORi: EslnbllHhed In 1H30. 1) K. A EALER IX EVERY miscellaneous Imoks Frceluntl, VARIETY OF school I look? 1 mms IXSTITPT10X WILL REOPEX OX X Monday, September 4, IS71, wlth'a corps I ot teachers inpable and earnest. Instruc tion will be thorough and prnrtienl, and ! t be system of order imsurpassetl. For pai- j tlcularSaddrcss I R. K. WARREN. A. MU President: 1 Or,Rev,lC.I.01vARy, I). I)., Albany. blank books, statiomsry. Hooks imported .... .1111.1 in ,-inn mil ICC Albany, lice, s, ls7o. TURKINa TLRNI.Ci. The Eyes! Tlte Ears! T AM PREPARED TO DO ALL KINDS I ol turning; keep 011 hand and make to order rawhlde-la-tiomed chair, and mln fini ,?'hBo1 8hop near the "Miigt, ,ii Mill"." JOIIX M. METZ I Fi! Allntttgr. yoy.a.lMftl WKK. ALBANY BATH HOEMir rpilE I NDERSKiNED WOULD KF. I Kl',tf'llyUiffirBitheeRli!Onsof Albany R. T. L. Ci!OLDEi, Oculist nud Atirlst. Albany, Oregon 1 R. tlOLDEX IS A 17 son of the noted old opthahnlo doctor, .s. i;. lioinen. Dr. (lolden has had exoerieiice In Ircntlnir ' tlie various diseases to j which the eye and ear are subject, and feels I conlldenl ot giving entire ssatlslnction lo I those whoiiiaj plaoethcinsolvesaiidoi hls care. April W, (19. rpiIE MERITS OF THIS INSTRUMENT A consist tn incipully in I he suptxirt. It giv es to the abdomen and spine. Tlie lielt )s broad, supsirtcd by suspenders -rmssii'ur overtheshoill lers. unit lr..,,t I,. k" sclf-genemting lialvanlc Plates, which give a plea-ant curivnt. it in his head. He rushed into his room. He did not even step to light the gas. lie The Regulator is also Galvanic; Its Cnp 1 u'L 'T ' , W1 r,' andNozzlesatvmadeofsiiver; Its Stem of " a He ClZtsl the aecordeotl. Copper and Zlne,ta hollow, Umt intectlohs He ran his agile digits over tlie keys X PAZFW tiineSj ns Lch as to st.y: Its thumbscrew as lo meet uny mnl-po". ' "0 workeil carefully over the Voli tion of the I tems, and Is uncqunllej in ' n,il for a few ininntes. until he had meeting any form of female discus,. I ,,i,....,i hi. ,.., ,l....,.,..i. i. o... .. Price, MB. l-atented Aihmiii u li .... . : '"V 11 " (flersoii : atnl having seated the ollicer I jaiid ascertautetl his desire to see the iieatti inm coming up stair Whistling 1 governor, departed to inform her hus "The lXwil's Sonata." aud I knew j hand of the guest's arrival; bntouas that he had nicked that no and was I eertainliiB iluit the officer li.nl mada a whistling it as he came along, to keep ; hilcliing post of lu r wishlttd, she im- lialfoisjited hud of wax unwed mav ll ill his h I llledi Ifidv vetoi'mwl .m,l ; ..1: ......... 1 1,1 ... 1,1... K... .1, V, .. ' : A cynical lady tn Connecticut amuses herself with H"' polite hypop rjsy of society, in a curious way. she husan orange plant in her parlor whidi '".Irs iieltla;r huil nor blossom, but she nas nan two mil blown flowers and 1 mediately returned and informed him that the Governor was engaged in the jam, aim count not very well wait upon him and his horse at Ihe.s.ime time '. The predicament of the officer can be better imagined than described. W. S. VtmClevc. Centralia. Illinois. Territory Tor Sale, or will receive Royally for mnnufttctnre. For State or Territorial rights lo inami fuctnrc and sol) on the l'acldc Coast, apply to t OLE. AX ( LEV E, Allnmy, Oregon. ion. and then la; began to swing it ont. The aCOOrdeon groaned, sipictiled, AMERICAN School System. The common school system of tlie United Stales is. among all American Institu tions, the one most generally respect ed and approved. It flitters from the barren -lalk. Her callers all ml. mire the sweet perfttme of tlte lovelv ffoweis, and the gi ntlemeu hive nottotil that the bud has expamled coualdef ably since they culled before. whined and wheezed, lie was getting some other equally genera! and e;pially uaiiuvu up to ins worK. lie fitityisi Ulster and faster. The ordinary move- DR. E. O. fsNITII, DENTIST, HAR LOCATED IX AL liany. and is now ready towalt on the cllizcnsof Al banynnil lctiiliv.i ifli 11 ucu- lnvenlion in denial work. It con list ! supporting the plate to tho nionlh wit hunt . ...I ..I..I..I,.. , , . , . 1 , 1 v ; w... nir: ' f ... wimiit. nn,l, IICIVHMOIT. ', 1 1 ,i SJ Mill ttt 1' ' ken cliarge of ! Those wishing arliiicial teeth arc renneat SSfflPWi hY kfiePbig clen d to call and examine for themselves, rooinsund paving strict iitfontinn to buM- Also, plates mended, whether imrllnllv ii i.c-- r.iin iuinii an inose who mav fa vor him with their imtroiuure. gC heretofore nrricd on nothing but I'irst-eliMa Ilnlr Orcnslug Satooita, 'o .".Tut '1 "tv? ",,trn wlfaetlon to nil. ChlldranV nnd ladles' hair neatly cut und shampooed. 1 Hnpt. 10. JOSEPH WERBKR ii"1 1 n . .1 1 1.1 1 ,1.. I UK a ! FURS I TOM! 'pii e mriiwrr raicn iAn rs caw I lOrallklndsof Fl'Wi. hto '"'; ' .O't ft AIUiny, ro.t Tw nuirfw rniu 1 I TMjtfft's ... ii Uu:'X broken ordivlded. Teeth. extracted wllli out pulu. Ohlisi ovei Turi'ell's atoix". All work warranted. 7v4 Notice. OREOON A CALIFOBXIA RAILROAD I oiniianv. Land Dcivn linimt lni n....,i Oregon, Ami , 1S72.-Notice Is hereby given, tlmt a vigorous prosecution will lie instituted against any and ovorv person Who trespasses upon any Hallnsid Land, tiy cut tiuL'aiidrciiioviiiu-t I, ikiuu.,i...w. before the same is liOl OIlToflheCouiiiu ny AND PAID FOR. 1 All Vllilint I. mill ill n.1,1 .i.mty.k.1 tions whelliur Kiuvcycd or unsurveyod, I " 1 within a distanc of thirty miles from the I Hon i.i.c ui uie ixaio, is'tongs to tho Comnanv 321 " Und Agent. METROPOLIS HOTEL. Corner Front and Salmon Ste., PORTLAND, OREGON This new and elegant hotel, with lew Funiitiiro Throughout, Is now incut of tlie bellows did not supply wind enough to give expression to his feelings. He resorted to the wind valve. He resorted to it once too often. There was a sharp snap, followed ny an exaggerated, explosive grunt. There was a yell. There was also a rattling of crockery ware and furni ture. Also a wild shaking of win dows a flash aud rush tbr tlie door. I heard that musical genius bump the several ex-tremities ol ids anatomy on tlie floor and up against the pari i- I heard him shout "tire!" and 'murder!" I rushed to Ids rescue. Tlicre was every evidence of thor ough work. Wo lit the gas aud j sought for an explanation. " Every- j thing in the 100111 was overturned. That musical genius was paralyzed with fear. He stooil trembling hi the corner, and he hesitatingly asked me 11 uie iwuse was struck by lightning. siicccs-iui sysictns 111 tne inter MMetMe of contraliiatloii, which is one of it most remarkable characteristics. It differs from many other American In stitutions In the efficiency And purity of its administration, in the general absence of Jobbery, and of bad ap pointments and unjusti liable removals prompted by motives of political par ty ; and w hile almost every other nart of the political system of the country litis provoked Ute severest comment's of Americans, and Is considered, by the U'st informed and thoughtful among them, as implying rather a reproacn 10 uemocraev than an evi dence of its successful working. 110 voire has ever been raised against tlie common ncnoois. ah Americans are justly proud of them; nearly all prove their confidence in tlien'i by tlie strongest of all tests that of sending their children to receive tin? earlier part of their education therein. They are the objects to which every travel er's attention is invited, and on which OPF-- TO THK ft 11..K . lupcr.haiigiiig, ('iitceiiiiniiig, Bwomtlntr, & FM. WADBWORTH will give prompt attention to nil orders for Puper janging, Cnlocmlntiig, Decomllng, c. In jbUclty or vicinity. All work executed rathe latest stylo, tn tic liest manner, and t lowest i vlnir intwi Kt-llivlcis. lint nt Farnilnre Warerooais of Chas. Mealev will IWlve proiiipt attention, Jth 4 Bath .ata for tlie n ei'o u. iu odatton of Uneata. rREK COACH TO THE HOUSE. Come und lee La. There wasn't enoturh of that atvor-1 the allectlon and interest oftbe ieoi deon left to make a respectable tooth are untlaggiiiglyand unfailingly fixed, pick of. 1 turned to look at the geni- U must be remembered that, similar. us. He certainly looked as though he , il not identical, as the system is laid lieen struck by lightning or some-1 throughout the greater part of the thing nulte as effective. His mom- j Union, it is a matter with which the tnclaJ was gone ; Also his eyelashes j Federal Government lias no concern, aud eyobrowe. Ills hair was shorter ; but which is entirely within the iuris- l.l. I 1 .... I .1!. ... .1.. .... - - - Dr. Franklin's Toast tit-. Franklin once dined with the English and French ambassadors, when tlR following toasts were drunk: The British ambassador said: "Kngland the sun whoso bright beams enlighten And Icrtdizc the re motest corners of the earth. The French ambassador, glowing with national pride, but too polite to dispute the previous toast, drank: "France tlte moon whoso mild, gtettty and cheering lays are the de light of all nations. Cdiisonng them in darkness, and making their drcAri ness beautiful," Dr. Franklin then arose, and. with his usual dignified simplicity satih 1 "George Washingtou-the Joshua wliocomm-mdoil the sun and moon tn stand still, and they obeyed him." than it was, and his whole ujake-up looked sadly out of joint. The persecuted boarders gathered tn his room. They voted it 'a musical mystery. Tlte landlady said it served him right for playing the DeriVt Son. at, while the others concluded that it was all owing to bis throwing so niueU feeling into his execution. I told Mm I thoupht it was tlx. w ork- of the spirit of Ute dead composer, who diction ot the several States. The system had Its origin in Jiew Kngland, and did not find its way in to the Empire State until It had been tried and proved iu Connecticut and elsewhere Loiuhn Qatwdag Kerieic. '1'be latest theory concerning the fte. qaent Arcs which occur In nine ftttuSL in slimmer, Is that they arc caused bv tho nelt,1, nflliacniil. AitL. -. ' cwild stand the tortuit, no lona arut I SS k" , ,r r,," ' y ?. 'Tfr 1u this the genius aiaveamilcoi .. ,fl rZ, KkZZ -22 JCTS cide, for ha juts abantfoned inttde aridi ibur.au leuseA iJSi2EZi2L2. ow wasuy engaged in cultinthw s ton, which, of course, vZaSttZXRr eye winked, aad hair eo h'ts upjier MtL no8 the infbtrrtmTblc nSSSff ' Botson the Farms.IIm author of Work and Play pays the following tribute to farmers boys: "Say what you will qbout the genera) usefulness of boys it Is my impression that the farm without a boy would very soon come lo grief. He Is the factotum, al vays in demand, always cxieeted ro do the thousand indispensible things tint iiolsidy else will do. Fjion , him tiill all the odds and ends, the tnost difflcult thingi. After everybody eW is through he has to finish up. His work Is like a woman's per petually waiting on others. Every body knows how much easier it fc"t. eat a good dinner than to wash the dishes afterwards. Consider wliat a lioy on a farm is required to do tilings that must be done or life would actually stop." 1 1 - . ' . f, Mm Mr. T. W inkle having married Mtss Starr, iuGeorghi recently, the SaVtmali A w epithnlainiatesyKiimir with "T, "hikiti, T. Winkle, lttleHtair Opinion U the main tiling itrhfeh does good oHiarin h the Workl. Tt b-aurMse ouinious of tblnga Wide!, ' " Wlfts' 0d iTHlc, most even temoeM woman orhi-sht! Is itJvrar'marV' "is the in tlie
