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sYl)R; !-VSl UAM'H. KlC SOUS loonier In 4 1" O V S - 2 COOK, I'AHLOi: AX1 UOX.j ijiy goods. Of .-'St p;i! terns. li:it WAS IK. -An-1 tlit ti.sn.-t' a-wiir: meni ol furn ishin.,-t---o Is to bo O r.niiH'vi in n lis- s.o.V. i: sers iica.v ii 1 ; vi 5i;;ly I'xo. 'i'c 1. ' ("I rea 'onn'iit' tei'su1. Kliort ri'-Io:!!sii:!i.l-":r"i-?iMi' 1- ifONT S TKKKT, Abll AN V. I C-. :.. IS;! VI i Tin: sax franc.sco i-.'oim:. J nn r t'ivit.t iiii.l I'. rrj t-i. AiaJ'.v, j Koi-' s -.-osis.-.-isif ly o;; 5:;:ti I A Fit 12 Afs;orlsn.'Fii of f":vf, tsi;iT:t siil r"u? ware. Ami will iiavo for :-ii'' :lr- re:.''i'j;l JMAMOXI! KOVK COOK Si'OVK. Alr'o iiis:uif:i'tnn" ill! kimls of tix r?s:r:? siis:j;t iiiox v.su:. l.i !'! H-st s'yV, :i' iov.--t ' a' '. for tush o; i-o-i.ilrv pro bleu. ' AVv s o lisiu '.. Pull Sur.pl- t f ?ai-o .Vines & T.-.qv-ois, For iie-'iir;S(i; 'y. A v. --.'.(.v'.' 1 s'tvU of ;i:o; ;:un and ei:- kut; V" n'.w-iv ' - i sir iiivi-s!i'.i-!i!U':ti:. i v. 'V- .-c" tx'i ..'.'- in my hou-se. tor .!i tr v.o ".to -.,; . ;-y, clicstpor i nan w. i lor. i. 1 ii: Iii- :ea;'!:e . VI 1 i-; I- of vf-alri lo:c. n ''.nr. i n he. tin 1 i"ri:v -a i--lae:ion v::'-s! i v ' w- ruv -: i--:.! i m;'. v". . v.mi .n'l.ir-s ii:.i',Vi)i;i. c Vim - f':v K XIii:."" No in sit I !H Vn';!o.:i;;i 5;r .. sa.n ri: a ncii a:-'.koi:nta. I.. I.'l l:t. S. E. Young;. J. I;ri-ovs- I? LAIN, YOUNG- s Y3iliv-;ale ami flcta" kVieKl.liit?rs IsKlivirtitally UaII. 1 i-;-o-il in O'.-'r.-jon, - - 7-iO,C00 Ot' O,tX0 (K) J..it..& J..il iai; ix oii coix. COMPANY IIAV:SC. WMl'LlKl) 1 -viili tlio liiwscf on- !,v msi'diu a i:i-oit t,i tify Uion-ii:i : i.'"':ir. i now TrN"tirt' l loujtlwt insnniiii-t siin-i loss or (liiitiUii" Tv iirt;. un l si'.t-o if.-aiiw msirlmi sml iiua'i.i nuv :::iiion riss, on liM'nil tf I'll is. (U'STAVK TOUfllAKin Prosi lent. Cms. 1. Havk, Stv:viary. J. C. r-ISITDEriHAIiIj, Agerxt, Albany. As'wny, ISTl-rs i 1 i J'j -N l 11 il F iU 6 K . TSsc Kcst CSiaii' j et OJTert'cl. 1HK AT THIS NEW AltKAXCEMEM. --,) jI, IX PK!ZE ADiiiH l)). mt'iikii; lH'fore si'lvt'r;i.(l, Tiiakinir thi- ilrawim the iiosi sittsiftive out' vcr otlt-rn 1 to the pubilc. un;l ull for oini Joilnr. TUe Iroil:-"s4i"iil MtiJiol Festival siikI iiil't Kit .-rprise, To take p.ac-; at lb M- ropolitan Theatru. in racmniento, Cv1o!cr lt, 1871. Tielcl-i f uiyn!smo?, tin U,Uar. wliicli will cnt itlo the ht)i'ler :o any om- of the t'ollow Mti!Tift that may Iks awanle 1 to it. 1 1 0,000 Tle!ets Will be Mold. Any person can i:;)are a dollar for such a ehiuice. 6 macnif?n! p.'fs x, among irhieh Ijt one i i s2i(,0:M ffll coin. Thesw frifts will, at the concert, be award ed to the holders of ti.-ke'.s in the same manner a- :ii ihe eoneert f'lven in San Fx-.uicifseo in aid of the MervantiU- Library. One gift in IT. S. koM coin 2 OOO One lift in FT. S. koUI eoi i 5,000 One gift in V. S. koM coin 2,500 One ffift in IJ. S. jolfl eoin 1,500 Two Rifts in U.S. jrold coin. lOOOeaeh, 2,khj VAt ut ifts in V. frold coin, VKi ea. 4,0(X) Twenty tuftsin 17. S. old coin. J loo eiuh.i-... 2,000 200 gifts in V. S. ;old eoin,2() e.--li. . . 4,000 400 gift! in U.S. gold coin, 10 ctu-h... 4,00 One f?ifi A neat lion1 and lot in the limirlshiiifjcity of Yallejo, valued 1,800 One gift Nia' liouseand lot in Val- lejo, valued 100 One gift Neat house and lot In Val- lejo, vame l 1,200 One gift Neat house and lot In Val- lejo. valued , 1,200 One gift Neat, house and lot. in Val- lejo, valued 1,200 One gift Neat house and lot in Yal- lejo, vahu d 1,200 15 gifts- Id Jlue buildins lots in Val- lejo, s;h) each 12,600 17 gil ts- 17 fine building lots in Val- lejo, valued t?,800 Tweiity ix other valuable gifts 8,138 Klx IInnIrei nod Niiirtj'-nine ifl. TM.Odd Fellows' Btink of Savings, at ftvcraiiu-nto, is the repofitn'' for the deeds of all tV- real estate, and also all moneys recei ved Tor sale of ticket?, and its officers are dulv rnb-nrized by the managers to dttliver'all gSf; to those holding the win ninir n'imliers. RESPONSIBLE AGENTS WANTED, to whom a discount will be made, equal to that of anyslmilarenterprlse. Topersons? remitting direct, eleven ticketswill Ixsaent. for 10; 56 tickets for $0 ; or lia tickets for 100. We thus make It an object to persons forming clubs. The drawing will lake p'ace under the supervision of a committee of well known and responsible citizens of Sacramento. - Address all orders to s FELCH A CO.,ieneral Managei-s, 56-ml No. 45 Fourth street, Sacramento. FURNITURE. X C. MEAI4EY, PAESSUFACTUER Of FURNITURE Corner oi" First nm S'roailalsfin St., ALBANY, OH i 1CI .1IOKUI !S. A pronls for All tllssrts of AGH!CUTUIAL IMPLEMENTS se i vi x a ma v xi:s. Ani tho Celebrate Bain Wagon! ATTEXTIOi PAIi TO ORDERS OF ALL KIXBS BLAIN, YOUNG & CO., riRK-PKr IIEC1CK, First fttre?t, ALBAKY, OIti:0.. Don't boflier editors vlen they are writing. Quilp RtrprHtl into thv liu lerial tNiiutuni this morning to a.sk what i.o iiad better write tibont. Write about !" irrowled the lin,ti chief; "I tliink you had better riffht i about face and lie ilid. " I A liohemian recently married hnd il;e lbilwiyg trouxse .u : One black , -ih suit, one pocket handker- iisiel", s; two shii t, plain hoiu, 5; o;:e niLt shirt, embroidered, $4; two paper collar, 5 cents; one pair of night drawers,. plain, 1 75; oi.e iair of night drawtrs ruIMed, ij.2 50; one bottle iiwiuky, $2; one paper of eiove.n, 15 t;ent.-i; one cake of honey soap, 25 ceut; one cork-screw 25 cetit; one boitie of cocktail hitter.-;, 50; one ivory toothpick. 20 cents; one liaxter'. Saint's iiyst, $2 total, if 100. ile read chapter. from t he book during the honeymoon. "Is there a single thing that the Democratic juirty ever henl to that they hava't deputed from?" asketl lutlge Ambler, in his speech at Mari etta, 1, eel. tly. Vcs whisky!" an swered a voice in the crowd, amid roars of taughteiv A t'hie:igo reporter has interviewed l..ong -joint vveiitworth, after duly pro viding him-e!t" 'with a sti-laider. lie -ays he found Air. Weiitworih sul- uils of luiuhao. one of the rural ; wilh.fcvtnd yi oM ladv froiii 111 one ol hiiiuirinir iient has leeu 'Uioui.ts c'irr Aii x-.KJiiiirbiii : (.'HOI'S in EuROPfe. TI13 following ii.teie-ting inform:itimi in regard- to the -tate of the crops on the i'ontt-- reieivcil by the New 'Acili uj from Alert-i s. & Co., in Rostock, Tiie crojw vf v.'-. a; and rye in (Set-many tire about the average, probably somewhat below, but not to any considerable extent. The quality o(' rye will not be quite a good. In some parts of Southern Germany we hear of the tot-il de struction of the crops by in in id it ions and heavy hail btonns. Belgium and Holland only have a moderately aver age crop ; France only two-thirds, and less than that in the northern and eastern -departments, fn Hungary and Galieia the heavy rains and inun dations have placed " the crops below tlie average. The same is the case in Turkey, while in Scandinavia, Koumanhu and Egypt very excellent crops are anticipated. There are contradictory reports from Russia, though it is known that the wheat -suffered considerably in the snrinjr by heavy rains. The jiotato disease lias m ade it amn-arance not only in Ger many, but also iii Holland' and Bel- Aliacellajneoos JUST RECEIVED FB03I S. F. AND THE EAST, TM23 IAftET LOT Of EVIR BROUGHT TO ALBANY! fenuj A districts astonished a e'erk the stores a lew ilay a;n, by if they had any yal!cr tleveionments sieh as they did letters up in." "Now, my boy," said a commit teeman, 'if 1 bail a mince pie. and shou d give two-twelfths of it to Jehu, two-t v-lfi lis to Isaac, two-twelfths to Harry, and should take half the pie mys-.f, what would there he left:-' Speak up loud loud, so that the ko- c can hear." The plate !" shoutcl I he boy. j mint Her a-Ketl a little boy who 1 had been converted. Does not the devii fell you that j cu are not a Chris tian.'" " Yes, t-oinetimes." "Well, what do yon say to him?" " tell him," replied the boy, wit h something of Lmhers spirit, 'that, whether 1 am or not, it i i none of hi biHtness." When the lamented Artenuis Ward exhibticd his waxworks m.l'tah, he relates that he was aeco-tcd ly a veu eral.'le and vhtegaridi virgin, who in quirel, " I'an't 1 get in without pay ing?" "No, Inn you can pay witii- OUi gOlLg ill." Tiie hev. .Mo-es (.'lainjiit, an eccen tric preacher, win holding forth at Saiita Claia Valley. A young man ro : to j;o eur, wnen 1 lie preacher said: YoUi.jr man, if you'd ml her go to p'.-rditioft than hear me preach, you may." The sinner !oped. relh cteit a luoiiU'iit, and then saying ' Well, 1 believe- t would," went out. Jj' i.tA-un! U-m - has a picture rei.re--c:ith:g:i purchaser of carpets object ing to ij.e price. '"High, niadaiu," exclainH the salesman; "why there enrjiets ate sacrificed at three dollars a yard, 'i'wecd'iv Co. paid us more than a tnou-.u.u nonar a yard lor just sueii carpet." . Horace (Jreelov is rciiorted as au thority for tiie latest rule to secure prohi lrom pouitrv. "It it i desired to make them lav," he says, "tie their le; iogelher and then they can"l slanti no." " . . A younjx lady with a very pretty foot, hut a rather large tinkle, went to a San Franci-co s-hoe store to have her foot measured. The admiring cleric, who was of Gallic extraction, compli mented her i:i the following queer way: Madam, u have ore beautdul loot, but the leg commence too intmedi- Uely." ! The " Fat Contributor gives the fol lowing information in regard to agri cultural 'matters: "A eorresixmdent asks us what we think of late plowing. Ploughing should not be continued later than ten oreleven o'clockat night. It gets the horses in the habit of stay ing out late, and unduly exposes the plough. We have known ploughs to ac pure sprjug-halt and inflammatory rheumatism , from late ploughing. Don't do it. To another correspond ent, who wants us to suggest a plan lor a drum 0:1 a tarm, we woiud say that a heavy mortgage at ten per cent will drain a farm about- a quickly as anything that we know of." Air. Gray discovered a uou-explo.-ive illuminating fluid. - To show how safe the new comnound was, he invited -a number of friends to moot him iu his rooms, whither lie had brought a bar rel of the fluid, which he at once pro ceeded to stir with a redhot poker, as he went through the roof ot his house, accompanied by ins mentis nc endeav ored to explain to his nearest com- ftagaon Oe. rotjiKje that the particular fluid in the barrel had too much lwn- zine in it. ; but the gentleman said that he had an engagement higher up, and could not wait lor the explanation Air. Gray continued his ascent till he met Air. .Jones, who informed him that there was 110 'necessity for him to go ui higher, as every one was coming down; so Mr Gray started back, to be with the party. Mr. jr ray's widow offers for stile the secret of the non-ex plosive fluid at a reduced rate, as she- wishes to raise money enough to buy a silver-handled coma with a girt plate, lor the late Mr. tiray. A melting sermon being preached in a country church, all wept 'except one man. On being asked why he was not atteetea like the rest, lie answered, "O, I belong to another church. Walking down street a few days ago, we observed a fellow, whose annear- ance indicated beyond, a doubt that he hrul lxien "indulging quite freely in the nuiii extract 01 nneat, cutting mio a good sized pumpkin. Raising a slice to his lips, lie inserted his incisors into it and commenced munching. A shade of disappointment passed over his countenance, while with a thick voice he muttered: "I'll be doggon'd ef Oregon km raise muslimunons. iney look well enough on the outside, but thev hain't got tiie taste and can't be gin to compare with the , millions of Caiiforuy. Jt was a sad spectacle to see a young man, full of hope and whisky, loung his confidence in the soil 01 our beloved State. In an Irish provincial journal there is an advertisement running thus Wanted a handy laborer, who can plough a married man and a protest- ivnt, with a son or daughter. liow to Kill Ttm ly Wntrin. Kefore we had learned what not to do iu pomology and arboriculture, in order to make trees thrive luxuriantly and bear abundantly in hot and dry weather, we destroyed several line evergreens simply by puerile manage ment. This occurred during a severe drouth, when we knew no more than other boys how not to water trees. Every evening several pailfulsof tepid water were poured on the dry ground around each tree; and the parched earth ur uiK up me seamy supply wiiu- int seeming to have been sprinkled wjth water. During the day, the soil iriund tho-e trees seCmcd dryer than whan there was no water. Tiie more they were watered the more leaves and branches and the hard soil seemed to iccil a generous drenching. No effort was made to save any except those valued mast.. Rut- every one tliat was watered lilvrally died before winter. 1 lie trees were well rooted 111 grass ground, having been planted for two years. If sonic one had told the in- xpei leuced youth to spread straw or Miavings ivatnu about tlio:e trees, over an area of ten feet in diameter, before .applying the water, every one ot them I'im.d have been saved. If the ground were mellow, and not mulched, the true way would have htea to draw back a few inches in depth of the surface, water liberally. liter winch return the mellow sou. i'his is the true way to water any plant, if we would prevent the surface of the ground from becoming crusty. M inching is I letter. It belling trees can be mulched during the hot and dry weather, the fruit will grow much larger for it. TlIK RllIbOSOrilY or Fkeiung. All the profits in feeding animals re marks Joeph Harris in Hearth and Ibn.io. conies from the food eaten over md alove wliat is needed to sustain the vital functions. With a poor quality of hay a cow is not uufi-eipient-ly kept through the winter without g lining a pound or giving any milk. She eaii only cat enough of this in nutrition! food to sustain the vital functions. Rut furnish her daily with four quarts of corn meal, and she will either give considerable milk, or, if dry. gain in llesli and fat, and next uiinmer this accumulated flesh and fat will find its way to the milk-iKiil, and be converted into cheese and but ter. At a Virginia watering place a batch of dough had been prepare 1 for the oven and placed on the table. A play ful kitten thought it would le nice to run over it, it looked so snowy, warm and tempting. Kitty tried it; and soon found her delicate little feet sink ing in the dough. She struggled to escaie. but only struggled to sink tleejier, until this youthful cat disap peared entirely, and so, like young Lochinvar, went, into the yeast. She never rose -again, but the bread did. It closed over this unfortunate speci men, not leaving a hair apparent. Cookv, of course, was not aware that, instead of a loaf of bread, she had a kitten dumpling, and put the mass iu tlaj oven and "baked it. When the bread was opened the next morning the birds did not begin to sing, but the boarders did. They fairly howled with rage. They knew that there had been a family of kittens, and as hash had been served 'for breakfast before this extraordinary loaf had been open ed, the conclusion was natural that the other part of the family had gone into hash and down their throats. They were first taken with sea sickness, next with home sickness, and then ensued a general packing up. The f ishiouable Summer resort wa3 left with no inhabitants but tho cook and barkeejier ami what remained of the lamily ol Kittens. How a Pketty Woman was Kiss vd. "Do you see that pretty woman here?" asken Umt naturalist of the jfofprLst deacon, pointing to a well- . dress, modest appearing lady who was eating, with the other passengers, . at one of t lie feeding stations. "Yes, what, of her?" 'Oh, nothing, only I'll bet you s new liat that I'll go in and kiss her." "Tliat's nothing. Anybody can kiss a woman." "Ye, but 1 never .saw her before. I'll agree if she makes any fuss about it, to pay for the hat." '-Don't you know her, honest?" "Upon my work ! Never, so he'p me!" "It's abet." "Agreed ! Now watch me !" The naturalist walked deliberately up to the lady, 'put his face down to hers, and then kissed her squarely 011 the cheek. To the infinite surprise of the Rapt 1st deacon she did not hit him with the water pitcher, or holler "murder" or "nijie." She simply glanced up at him, blushed a little, : and went on with her eating. Is the naturalist among women what . Rarcy is among horses ? was the men tal inquiry of the Raulist deacon. In V connection with the probable price iii ' coin of a 7. hat in San Francisco. " Fiyitro. ' " .. A rich landlord once cruelly, on- " pressed a poor widow. Her sou, a lu ! , tie lioy of eight years, saw it. lie afterward liecame a painter, and paint ed a life-likeness of the dark scene Years afterward lie placen it where the man saw it. lie turned pale, trembled in every joint, and offered a large sum to purchase it, that he might put it out , of sight. Thus there is an invisible . pamter drawing 011 the canvas of the soul a life-likeness, reflecting correctly . all the passions and actions of our spir itual history on' earth. Eternity will reveal them to every man. AVe must all meet our earth-life again. A terrible balloon accident happened at Haioli, Indiana, recentry. As pre- parations were being made for an ascension, while Professor Wilbur and Air. Knapp, editor of the Orange Union, had their hands on the car, the balloon broke loose, carrying both of .them up. At the bight of thirty feet,. 31r. Knapp lost his hold and fell to the ground, breaking both of his legs. -Air. Wilbur attempted to .save himself by climbing into the car, but failing in the attempt fell to the ground, a distance of over half a mile, his body being mashed into a pulpy mass. In Pittsburg, a few days since, a lady heard a burglar attempting to en ter her dwelling through her front window, and not wishing to soil her furniture and carpet 'with blood of the intruder, she noiselessly quitted the house by a rear door, and, proceeding to the front, discharged four barrels from a revolver at him. One of the shots took effect in his leg, and he,-"' being unable to run, was arrested by a policeman. From Nashville. Tennessee, we learn that detectives have succeeded in arresting the person who committed the outrage on Airs. Hamblin. and then murdered her near that city during the latter part of last month. The entire community wliere the deed w;is lierpetrated, were intensely ex cited over the matter, and it was ex- - peeted that efforts would be made to hang the wretch. WfHxlhull as a candidate for the Presidency, is killed by the adroit movement of Tilton, who shows that' what Victoria says and does is simnlv and solely the work of Deuionsthenes a mere' man, and rather a mean one at that. Titlon now ; tikes her place as a candidate, and will show tliat lie has at least a woman's (J tile 'go JurnaJ. TlIK FlKST NEWH'APER. An in genious physieian of Paris Renadout hV name more than two hundred years ago hit upon a good idea for cutting out" his more learned breth ren, which he was not, long in put ting into execution, to his own no small advantage, ami rue great cnagrm of his professionals. His plan was an extremely simple one for he obtained his popularity by the very innocent ex pedient of collecting information, and then circulating news slieets among his pat ients lor their especial ueiecta tioa and amusement. But inasmuch a,s the seasons were not always sickly, and he found he had plenty of time on his liands lie was encouraged by his success to oevote ins attention more ex clusively to the business of journalism. by providing the public at large with news; and accordingly, in lt31, lie succeeded in obtaining for himself and family the sole privilege of publishing a newspaper called the Gazette ae France. Such, at least, is the account of the origin of newspapers given by tongue. The following spicy items are from the San Francisco Chronicle : John Quincy Adams has fbr the fourth time accepted the lemocratic nomination for Governor of Massa chusetts. He will continue a candi date until the crack o' doom witliout much hoe of an election. A Chicago girl broke her enenire-' meut with a voung man for the reason n.., ... r;. 1 - ,. 1 iiiii, ne sneeess 111 ties sleep. II It wouldn't be impertinent, a cotenipor- ary would like to know how she found it out. So should we. . An interprising New Yorker adver tises "Lunches for Horses." It is presumed the lunch includes a drink of water. Beasts don't drink whisky gentlemen do. Tliat is the differ ence between a beast and a gentleman. The New York tSnn announces by authority that Hon. William AI. Tweed is no longer a candidate for Governor of the Empire State. He is, we pre sume, now a candidate for Sing Sing honors. The Democratic newspaper had a good deal to say about the million de lalcatiou of Paymaster Hodge uatil they learned tliat he was a Democrat. : appointed by a Democratic President and lvinoved only on tiie verdict of a Court-martial. Since this discovery they have been mum. A "neck-tie" party is announced to come off at Fairfield, Salona county, November 24th. Two brothers named Veledcia, who recently killed Joseph Hewitt, will be the guests of the Sheriff of the county unless Governor Haight interferes. , Two thousand school masters and manns held a prolonged Convention In Austria, reeeutly; during tiie enilro session there wasn't as mud distur bance or excitement aa In a single meeting of the Sun Francisco Board of Education. Bullies seem to be an out -growth of California. . The only hate we all bear with" Christian patience is the hate of those who envy us, , The world would be more happy If persons gave up more time to aa inter course oi friendship. Sentiment often loses its primitive DOWer-S In ho(nrWhol J 1 We open the hearts of others when we apeu our own. - A sad dog One who terriea a hi Whine.