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Highest of all in Leavening Power Latest U. S. Gov't Report 1 Sw i53 AcoajorrcKV pure A SONQ OF FATHERLAND. ! wandered east, I've wandered west, t (rypay wise random roam err. Of men and maids I've Imowa the best. Like the far traveled king In Homer. Brit, oh, for the land that bore met Oh, for the stoat old land Of breezy Ben and winding glen And roaring flood and sounding strand. I've stood where stands In pillared pride The shrine of Jove's spear shaking da tightest And humbled Persia stained the tide Of free O reck seas with heaps of slaughter. I've stood upon the rocky crest Where Jove's proud eagle spreads his plnloa Where looked the god far east, far west. And all he saw was Rome's dominion. I've seen the domes of Moscow far. In green and golden glory gleaming, And stood where sleeps the mighty czar, By Neva's flood so grandly streaming. I've stood on many a famous spot Where blood of heroes flowed like riven, Where Deutschland rose at Gravelotte, And dashed the strength of Gaul to shivers, I've fed my eyes by land and sea, - With sights of grandeur streaming o'er ma But still my heart remains with thee. Dear Scottish land, that stoutly bore me. Oh, for the land that bore me I Oh, for the stout old land. With mighty Ben and winding glen. Stout Scottish land, my own dear land! John Stuart Blaokie. A DUOLOGUE. This Is not a "problem story." Neither does it disouss the advantages or disadvantages ot having "new wo men" in onr midst It is a true tale. And it conoerns a good man and a bad woman. Tbey would never have met if the London county council bad come into existence a few years earlier than it did, beoanse be saw her at the Empire. The esact date was Aug. 29, and it was a very hot night The curtain had fallen on the last scene of the ballet The man rose from his seat and walked across the prom enade toward the bar. fie passed several women, bnt be did not pass her. He had no intention of stopping, still less of speaking. Yet, when he saw her, be stopped, and when she stopped he spoke. I do not remember what be said. They sat down together at a little table. A waiter brought them a cup oi black coffee and a whisky and soda He drank the coffee. Tbey talked, bnt' again I cannot re member what tbey said. A man on the stage sang a comio song. A woman on the promenade faint ed and was carried away. Then she paid, "Well, are yon oom ing?" "No," he roplied. "I don't know why I stopped or why I spoke to yon. I am cot one of the crowd here. I am not a performer in the 'Comedy of Life. I am only an onlooker. She stared at him. "Then why" "I have told yon I do not know. Perhaps I thought yon looked out of place here." - 'I have been here every evening for 1 3 mouths. I ought not to look 'out of place.' " "Why did yon come?" "Do you expect me to answer that question in this building, surrounded by these people?" "I am sorry. Of course not. It would resemble a performance by 'The Inde pendent Theater sooioty,' I suppose?" "I had better go, then, if yon do not" "No; stay and talk. Are you happy?" "Hardly." "Are you miserable?' ' "1 am not sure." "Did you ever love anything?" "Yes." "What?" "Life the trees and fields; the wild moorlands; the sea; the birds that sing in the hedgerows; the cattle in the fields; the horses and dogs at the farms. Yes, I loved life. I loved to feel the wind blowing in my face; I loved to smell the scent of the heather; I loved to hear the song of the mountain streams. Ha. ha! I'm almost poetic I I'm" "Gooa" "That is alL Did yon ever love any thing?" "Yes." "Who?" "No one I mean only a dog. " "Oh I" "But he is dead." "Of course." "Why 'of courser " "Because you loved him. " The man lit a cigarette. "Do yon be lieve in heaven?" "No; if I did, I should have been dead long ago. I am afraid to die be' cause I don't know What comes after death. I so long for for peace foi something else something beautiful something to love. Do not laugh. " "You are not a bad woman. " , "Yes, lam." "Then yon ought not to have been one." "True. That is the cruel part of it" They watched the men and women promenading before them. Then the woman said, "It is a strange world." The man did not answer. He was thinking. She continued: "You are a strange person. Where do yon live? What do you do? How do you amuse yourself?" "Oh, I live alone, quite alone, now my dog is dead. I watch poople. I listen to what they say, and I think." "What do you think?" "I think that when he whoever 'ha' is created men and women he ought to nave made them altogether gods or al together animals. No one in the world is happy, because no one is ever certain whether he or she should live for the 'real' or for the 'ideal. ' And therefore men ' decided to seek for botb, to be sometimes good and sometimes bad, to play at being gods once a week and beasts twice a week in faot, to live for the 'real' 6i days out of the 7. And some of us, you know, oannot, as the say log goes, 'do things by halves.' We .Host be wholly one thing or the other. There is only the 'good' or 'bad. ' Then jrv9w2i3l? Is no 'mediocre for some of us. So wt leave the choice to fate, and when fat has chosen for us the world rises and cither crowns us with the laurel wreath or paints us with colors from the devil's palate. The world is so blind it cannot see that really we bad no choice in the matter. I thick sometimes fate makes a mistake. She grows weary sometimes and gives the 'good' where she ought to have given the 'bad. ' " 'She made a mistake when she chose for me. Say she made a mistake please. " 'She made a mistake. I knew it the moment I saw your faca You were in tended to show men the path to heaven. " 'And I have only shown them the road to" 'Hush. Come with me. Come home with me and rest I live alone. I have never done any good in the world. I have never loved any one or helped any one. I am a good man. it is not my fault I was meant for 'a bad. ' But as fate made a mistake yon can trust me. I will try to help you. 1 will try to make life beautiful for you. I will take yon where the sea murmurs among the rocks, where the wind blows the scent of heather across the great wild moors. Come with me" The woman rose and gazed at the man with large, dreamy eyes. " hat do you mean?" 'I am going to make life beautiful and peaceful and pure for you. " "Leave off dreaming, ' she whisper ed sharply. "Awake I Do yon know where you are? Do yon see the sort of people who surround us? This is no place for dreams 1 It is time to go good night See here you have spoken strangely to me yon cannot understand what it means for a woman like me to hear a man like you speak as you have spoken. MyQodl Why didn't 1 meet you before?" He laughed. "Because fate made a mistake. " "Listen! Yon are a good man. Per haps you won't be one always never mind the music listen 1 When. I'm dead, tell the world what you have told me. Yes, I know it's nothing. That may be so, but tell them what happen ed tonight and what I said. You are a good man, and you will do some good in the world, because good men are rare. Do as I've said, and you 11 help us wo men. Goodby. Yon don't know what you've done for me tonight, what I feel goodbyl When I'm dead don't for get Oh, I am a fool to" The orchestra was playing "God Save the Queen," and the woman disappear ed into the crowd. The man watched the electric lights go out He lit a cig arette. Then some one told him it was time to leave the building. He ran out quickly into the street and searched for her, but she could not be found. And all this happened some time ago, as I have said, and it is all quite true. And the man has not forgotten his promise. rail Mall Budget Phosphorescent Light, Some experiments have been made in France to determine the specifio action of a considerable lowering of tempera ture upon the brilliancy of certain bodies which shine in the dark after having been exposed to sunlight Tubes of glass filled with the powdered sul phides of calcium, barium, strontium, eta, all substances possessing the prop erty of phosphorescence in a high degree, were exposed to the solar rays and after ward proved to be luminous in the dark, this being done in such a way as to fix upon the memory the mean valne of the progressive diminution of the emitted light, and the time also was noted dur ing which the light was strong, less strong and weak respectively. The tubes were next placed in bright sunlight for one minute and then suddenly intro duced into a double walled glass cylin der, the interspace of which was filled with nitrous oxide at 140 degrees C. In abont five or six minutes the tempera ture of the tubes was some 100 degrees. Tbey were then withdrawn, and when observed in a perfectly dark chamber no luminosity whatever was perceptible. As the tubes recovered their normal tem perature, however, the phosphorescence returned without the exciting agency of the sun s rays or of diffused light These results were proved to be general for all phosphorescent substances em ployed. The experiments showed, too, that the production of the phosphores cent light requires a certain movement of the constituent molecules of bodies. Loss of the Musical Faculty. "Amnsia, " or loss of the musical fac nlty, has been reviewed by Professor Edgren of Stockholm. The disease proves to be strictly analogous to aphasia, the loss of speech, which may or may not accompany it. Two general forms are recognized the sensory form, where tones cannot be appreciated by the ear or notes read by the eye, and the motor form, in which the patient cannot sing, play or write notes. Bal let places tns expression of music be tween the emotional and the artificial or verbal language. Music is less com plicated and earlier appreciated than speech. Many children sing before they speak, and Beyer has told of a child of 9 months who could repeat the notes exactly as played on the piano, while Dvorak, the musical composer, is said to have had a son who sang the "Fatinitza" march with his nurse at the age of 1 year. London Publio Opinion She Controls a Newspaper. Under the able management of Mrs, Marie Louise Myrick the Americus times-Recorder continues doing mag nificent work. It is a fact not generally known to the publio that last January Captain Myrick turned over to his wife the editorial management of The Times- Recorder, devoting his time to the busi ness of the paper. Since that time she has managed the editorial department, superintended the local, and, in fact, had absolute editorial control. The Times-Recoider is unquestionably one of the brightest and best of Georgia's dailies and is always found on the side of the people. Atlanta Constitution. MARIE OF GREECE. A Pretty and Well to Do Priacees Whs AIM Has Brains. Princess Marie of Greece narrowly escaped becoming czarina of Russia. She was the choice of the present em peror's mother, who had set her heart on having the pet daughter of her fa vorite brother as her successor. But there were religions obstacles to the match. Strict rules exist in the Greek church prohibiting marriage between first cousins. Although dispensations are readily granted in suoh oases by the pope, the Orthodox church is far less amenable to leniency In the mat ter, and so bigoted a member of tba Greek rite as Alexander HI could car- tainly not be expected to sot an exam ple of disobedience to the canon laws by permitting his eldest son to wed bis first cousin. Princess Marie is a pretty girl, somewhat foil faced. She has in herited the comeliness that distinguish ed her maternal grandmother, the Grand Duchess Constantino Constant! novitcb, nee Princess of Saxe-AIten-burg, whose sister, the ex-queen of Han over, and herself were known in their youth as two of the most beautiful wom en in Europe. Princess Mario has inherited her mother's taste for the sea and is pas sionately fond ot yachting, knowing how to handle a boat almost as well as her mother, who enjoys the distinc tion of being the only petticoat admiral in existence, having been appointed to that dignity in the Russian fleet by the late czar, a recognition of her action in passing the examination for a sail ing master's certificate. The prin 98 is a very .desirable catch and should experience no difficulty in find ing a good husband, for in addition to her good looks and amiable char acter she will inherit the prinoipal portion of the large fortune whioh her cantious and exceedingly wide awake father, King George, has been able to amass since he was elected to the throne of Greece by means of thrift and specu lation. THE CIRCUS RING. It Is Always Exactly Forty-two Feet Kin Inches In Diameter. In various ways the circus of the pres ent day differs from that of the past but the ring remains unchanged. Jt is always 42 feet 9 inches in diameter. Go where you will, search the world from China to Peru, with diverging trips to the frosty Caucasus and the desert of Sahara, and never a circus will you find without a ring 43 feet 9 inches in di ameter. There is a reason for this remarkable uniformity. Circus riders and circus horses are nomadic. Wherever their wanderings bring them tbey must find the ring always the same, else they will be disturbed in their performance, if not really rendered incapable. Trained to the 42 feet 9 inch ring, the horse and his rider have grown nsed worn, one might say to the exact angle of de clivity toward the center of the ring which the radius of 21 feet and a given speed produce. The mound on the circumference of the ring always has on the inside a lev el, so to speak, of earth, at the same angle as that into which radius and speed throw the driver. As for speed, that, after the horse has gone round two or three times and is warmed to his work, is the same through the act. In fact, a strap generally holds his head so that he cannot get beyond a certain pace. The ringmaster snaps his whip, the clown shouts, the band plays louder and louder, but the horse knows just how much this empty show means and jogs on at the same old pace until, with the last jump through a tissue balloon, the act is ended. Exchange. The Roman Legionary. The Roman legionary is a personage of remarkable interest. He is indeed the first soldier whom we seem to recognize as such a disciplined man of the high est training, with pride In himself, con fidence in his leaders and considerable esprit de corps; in fact, a warrior whom the modern soldier can take to his heart There were legions and legions, of course, as in modern armies there are regiments and regiments. Some indeed, like the famous Tenth, enjoyed even a nickname, "The Larks" (Alanda). The men, if we are to believe Vegetius, Suf fering from the same weaknesses, could be raised by the same means to the same excellence as the veterans of the penin sula war, As to the lighter moods of the Roman legionary, are they not im mortalized in the name of a Roman emperor? Tacitus tell ns how Germanicus, al ways a popular general, having had a son born to him in the camp, dressed the lad like a little soldier, complete even to bis boots (caliga), in the hope of pleasing bis men. The men of course made a pet of him and called him Cali gula, or Little Boots, and it is by bis camp nickname of Little Boots that Claudius, son of Germanicus, lives in history to this day. It is a curious ex ample of the persistence in the nature of fighting men. Cochrane's rough Chil ean sailors dressed nphis 5-year-old son as a tiny midshipman and made a pet of him in the same way. Macmillan's Magazine, " Eve must have felt that she had lost jne of the chief joys of fresh young love when she reflected that she conld not ink Adam if she was the first woman be had ever cared for. Get your enemies to read your works in order to mend them, for your friend is so much like your second self that he ill judge too much like yon. Pope. There are two sides to every question -oars and the wrong side. NERVOUSNESS. THE CLASSES OF PEOPLE WHO SUFFER FROM IT. Brala Workers, People Who Worry, and Peoplo Who Knduro Long . Continued Physical Strain. From the Examiner, San Francisco, Cal. It is generally agreed that a man's physical condition is dependent, to a great degree, upon the nature of his employment Men whose occupations necessitate the oonstant use of the brain, without any opportunity for physical exeroiBe, are generally nervous, while men employed at manual labor requir ing no exercise of the brain funotion, are almost universally possessed of sound nervous systems, not easily dis turbed by exoiting events. A striking illustration of this prin ciple is found in the case of Professor George E. Coleman, who is a profes sional pianist, and who was, until with in recent years, a druggist Professor Coleman Uvea at 1330 Buchanan street, San Franoisoo. He is well known here as a pianist, having played at some of the most popular musio halls in the city. Mr. Coleman is not a man of strong frame, and he has been an easy prey to the severe, nervous tension of his work at the piano. He has had to play continuously for several hours during every evening for five years, and ms nervous system finally gave way under the strain. He was forced to retire from regular work at the piano, but that did not have the effect of improving his condition. Upon the contrary, he steadily grew worse. His nerves had been shattered, and in addition he discovered that one ot bis lungs had been affected by his having been exposed to oounter draughts in poorly ventilated halls. His condition soon became suoh that he was confined to his home, and finally gave himself over to the oare of a physician. Mr. Coleman's experience as a druggist had given him an acquaintance with dis eases and their remedies, so he had a fnll knowledge of just what was neces sary on his part to effect a oure. "After several weeks' careful treat ment by the physician," said Mr. Cole man; "I could notice no improvement in my oondition. If anything, I think I was considerably worse. ' The aotion of my lungs had become so weak that I was afraid to walk any distance un assisted for fear of falling, through loss of respiration. My nervousness had advanced to an alarming stage. I was not able to contain myself for even i short time, but had always to be turn niing with something or moving ner vously about the room. It was while I was in this oondition that 1 noticed in a paper an article on Williams' Fink Pills. I determined to try them, even though they killed me. Well, they didn't kill me, bnt I'm not going to tell you that they cured me immedi ately, my case was much too serious for that. But I had not taken a full box before I felt a great relief. My respiration was more certain, I was gradually gaining oontrol of my nerves and my oondition was generally im proved. I kept right on taking the pilla and getting well. Now I had taken just three boxes of them when I considered myself a cured man. And I was right, for although I quit taking the pills, I did not relapse into my for mer condition, but grew stronger daily. "It was truly a marvelous oure, and I will say that I think Williams' Pills possess remarkable curative properties, and I would recommend them to the use of the thousands of people of this city who are nervous wrecks, or who are suffering from diseases of the lungs" Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People are now given to the publio as an nnfailing blood builder and nerve restorer, curing all forms of weak ness arising from a watery oondition of the blood or shattered nerves. The pills are sold by all dealers, or will be sent post paid on receipt of prioe (50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2.50 they are never sold in bulk or by the 100) by addressing Dr. Williams' Med icine Company, Schenectady, N. Y. The Latest Decorative Fad. One of thothinRS that the fashionable woman picks up abroad now to bang in her Murray hill drawing room is a set of priest's vestments. These are nsed for window and door draperies, one bang ing as a lambrequin over a wide win dow, with perhaps the narrow case ments in the same room conventionally decorated. These pieces of rich em broidery can be picked np in Spain, France and Italy at very low prioes and are regarded by the discriminating col lector as a nniqne and attractive orna ment In using them as lambrequins or doorway drapings breadths of soft silk of a contrasting or harmonizing hue are drawn through the openings made in the robes for head and arms, an arrange men t which adds a pleasing grace to tho rather stiff lines of the soleudid pieoes. ' Bliss Grace Harrlman. Miss Graco Harriman has issued in pamphlet form six leotnres upon "To mato and Fruit Growing For Women," which she gave at the forestry exhibi tion, Earl's court, in 1803. She Is now botb a practical fruitgrower and a connty con noil lecturer at Sawley, near Derby, England, and berown experience justiflos her desire to see many women following her example. She shows how a woman's small plot of gronnd can be worked to profit and gives valuable in structions on the details of horticulture. She thinks it is wise not to take more than half an acre in hand at first Upon this a cottage, tomato house, poultry yard and fruit plantation may be plant ed. A HEART WELCOME To returning peace by day and tranquility at uignt is exien.iea oy tne rneamauo patient who owes these blessings to Hostetter'a Stom ach Bitters. Don't delay the use of this flue anodvne for twin and DUrtder ot the biood an Instant beyond the point when the dlseote manifests itself. Kidney trouble, dyspensls, llvrrcomclalnt. la s-rlnne and lrrerolarltly of the bowels are relieved and cored by the Bit er. . "So glad to hear of your engagement, old man; shake on it." "Can't, old lei; been given tne snaae already." I Bast Conch ByrapVTeiMsOool Tjssl I I'KACTICIL LOGIC. To reason from cause to effect i i very good logic in its way, but to practice on physical conditions in seeking the cause first, is a very slow process indeed. All ailments seem to give an expression in pain, and especially in rheumatism where it takes hu.d deeply. This is an filet' t whatever the caiite may be, and pain wo Uil become intolerable if one waited to tiud out the cause, lleuce sufferers are bent on curing the pain promptly, and for this reason know, or soon tinci out that Ht. Jacobs Oil is surely the best remedy. Peo ple seldom have reason to bum further, for onoe this ailment is cured by it, it slays cured, and thus puts an end to argument and pain at once. Pat-Phwat does thev use sraneshot tort Mike Share, It's to (Ive the lnemy appeudloitlt. BOW'S THIST We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any case of Catarrh that oannot be cureu by nail's Catarrh Oure! e. j. uu&ani x s cu., front.. Toledo, Ohio. We. the nnderalirned. have known F. J Cheney for the last 15 years, and believe him perfectly honorable in all business transactions and financially able to carry out any obligations made by their firm W asT & Tbitax, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo, 0. WaLDINO, KlNNAK MaRVIH, Wholesale Druttista. Toledo. O. Hall's Catarrh Oure is taken internally, acting dinctly upon the blood and muooot surfaces of the system. Price, 75o. per bot tle. Sold by all Druggists. Testimonials tree. HKW WAT BAST MO OUST. Oo East from Portland, Pendleton, Walla Walla via 0. K. & N. to Spokane and Great Northern Kali way to Montana, Dakotas, Ht. Paul, Minneapolis, Chicago, Omaha, Ht. Louis, East and South. Rock-ballast track ; una scenery : new equipment Oreat North ern Palace Sleepers and Diners; Family Tourist Cars; Buffet-Library Cars. Write 0. 0. Donovan, General Agent, Portland, Oregon, or F. I. Whitney, G. P. & T. A., St. Paul, Minn., for printed matter and in formation a do ut rates, routes, etc. I could not is" Cure for Consumption, It always cures. Mrs. K. C. Moultok, Oct. 22, 18SH. fteeonaiu, Mats, FIT8.-A11 fits stopped free by Dr. Kline's flreat Nerve Kestorar No AM after tli tlrii day's use. Marvelous cares. Treatise and s4.00 trial Dottie tnm to Fit caws Bead to or. Kline, hi Area oi., miwavipnia, ra. Tar Gsbmxa for breakfast Erysipelas lias been my f miction from childhood. It was cau ed by impure blood, and every spring I was sure to have a long spell, and my general health would give way. Doctors did me but little good, and I became de spondent, Last spring erysipelas settled in ray eyes and I became total ly blind for several weeks. Hood's Btir- aparilla whs recommended, and after tak ing one bottle my sight gradually returned, my blood became punned and I was re stored to good health. With Hood's Har saparilla one is well armed to meet any loe." Mifi l.tJLU le. 144 Market Street. Memphis, Tenn. Remember Hood's Sarsaparilla Is lbs Only True Blood Purifier uromi. nentlyinthe pnbllo eye. 11; six for $5. HnnH'c Pillc cure sll liver Ills, billons nUUU a rillS neM headaches. 2So. FRAZER crease UT IN THI WORLD. IVSirt Wa its wearing rjnallUes are nninrnaated. actually ontlaatlug two boxes of any other brand. Fret zrom Ajnmai uiu. ear ina uisuus, FOR BALI BT OREGON AND fl0r-W A8HINOTOK MERCHANTS')! and Deafen generally, MRS. WINSLOW'S TO.r FOR CHILDREN TEETHING F or sale ST at 1 Dvagwhita, S5 Celt, a kettle. SURE CURE for PILES Itohinji tnd Bllad, Bleeding r PrttTUdlof Pilet jtold al mm to DR. O-SAN-KO'S VlLI REMEDY, "top. itch- iDg, ftbMrbi to. mora. A pTtlre our. ClreoUri wat fret . Pritsj Mi. VruffUutrtMU. Bit. IHWAMilOt PUlc, P. Timely Warning. The great success of the chocolate preparations of the house of Walter Baker & Co. (established in 1780) has led many misleading of their name, xiao Baker k Co. are the oldest and largest manu facturers of pure and high-grade Cocoas and Chocolates on this continent. No chemicals are used in their manufactures. Consumers should ask for, and be sure that they get, the genuine Walter Baker fc Co.'s goods. WALTER BAKER & CO., Limited, DORCHESTER, MASS. If you want a aure relief for limbs, use an Allcock' Bear in Mind Not one of the host of counterfeits and imi tations is as good as the genuine. Spray Pumps and I MALARIA! U Three dosf. only. Tryt1 "WHERE DIRT GATHERS, WASTE RULES." GREAT SAVING RESULTS FROM THE USE OP APOLIO KNOWLEDGE Brings comfort and Improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. The many, who live bet tor than others and enjoy life more, with 'ess eipenditu-e, by more promptly vlapting the wo.ld's best product tc tho needs of physical being, will attwi the value to health of the pure llqult. axative principles embraced in tut remedy, Syrup of Figs. Its excellence is due to Us presenting in the form most acceptable and pleas ant to the taste, the refreshing and trulj beneficial properties of a perfect lax ative ; effectually cleansing the system, dispelling colds, headaches and feyen ..,( norma, inn tiv nlirinff OOnSUPation It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on me iu neys, Liver and Bowels without weak ening them and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance. Syrup of Figs Is for sale by all drug gists in 50c and $1 bottles, but It is man ufactured by the California Fig Syrur Co. only, whose name is printed on ever) package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well Informed, you will not accept any substitute if offered. HERCULES GflS-AflD'GASOIilJiE ...ENGINES... NOTED FOR... SIMPLICITY STRENGTH ECONOMY 8UPERI0R WORK MAN8HIP... IN EVERY DETAIL These engines are acknowledged by expert engineer, to ne wormy oi nignesi oommenaa lion for ilmnllclir. hlsh trade material and an nerlor workman.hlD. They develoo the fall actual horeevower, and run wlthoat an electric para cattery; tne .y.tem oi if onion i. .impie inexnentlve and reliable. For namnlni outOta for irritating purposes no better engine can be found on the Pacific coast For hoisting otitflu for mine, they have met with highest approval For intermittent power their economy la on questioned. STATI0N1RY AID MARINE EIBIIES -MA SOT ACTC RID ST- American Type Founders' Co. PORTLAND, OR. Send tor catalogae. DR. GURHS IMPBOVXD LITER PILLS . Ohm Pill far nM. health. Thme pill tapplj what th mtmmiotH or 10s dowwi nod afty ia itvlft) it peffular. Thy car E-M,and clear th Goto plai ton botUr than coMMtto, , he neither artm nor aiflkan. Tit sMnvrnm inn am IWU slther (ripe nor taken. To eonvtnee ron, where. wmi mail MiDiiifj irotJLor iuu 5. P. N. U. No. 624-8. F. N. TJ. No. 701 to the placing on the market and unscrupulous imitations labels, and wrappers. Walter pains in the back, aide, chest, or Porous Plaster Jt Iflllfl KaaVals Sprays BUELL LAMBERSON 208 Third It., star Ttylw PORTLAND . OREGON DO YOU FEEL BAD? DOES YOUR BACK ache? Does every step seem a burden? You need MOORE'S REVEALED REMEDY. Mimas Dress - Tt.. At of any period is always a matter of interest to women and to wise f philosophers. The Milnnedrss of this period, before French fashions invaded it, was fearfully ana woiiarriiwv hmhio and weighty to wear. The women robed themselves in brocades and silks so solid and substantial that a drew would limt a lifetime and sometimes ntwuena ir.nn mother to daughter. 8nch also were tho coats and waistcoat of the sterner g,u who strutted about iu their unbuilding"" garments like so many hogs in armor. Consistently with this style of dnvs the hair of both sexes underwent tho most elaborate treatment at lliehuuds of the artist thereunto addicted, an archi tect iu his way, who delighted to build the lofty pile of Nestles tier above tir aspiring to the skit-s. Then came the powdering, an art by itself, perfected by a Renins of the ago, who di'vimx! what may be called, without figure of speech, the powdming chamber, from whose perforated ceiling tho powder Ml like snow frdin the heavens. Every well appoluted mansion had its powdering room. .The lmtiont, reloaded at length from the huuds of the hairdresser, en tered tho room, wrapped from neck to foot iu an ample sheet. The iionry shower began to full, and within a fmv minutes the patient emerged, half choked, but beautiful to bohold as a oabbage covered with hoar frost ami not a hair disarranged upon his aacred head. Macmillan's Magasiue. Tricks In All Trades. "The prices of bicycles, according to (he juanofaoturors' lists, nave not di minished much," said a New Yorker who is up in the secrets of the trade, 'but rldeis in New York are getting wheels a good deal cheaper by meuus of SU ingenious system rcvtmiiy nuuiiuxi by retail dealers. You know each deal er in bicycles signs an agreement not to sell a new machine below the figures marked on the price list Well, in Uoth im this agreement is rigidly adhered to in its letter, but knocked galley went when it oomcs to its iuteution. The scheme is simply this: When a person enters a blcycte dealer's establishment in search of a wheel, he is howu the collection. He asks the prices, and is told that this make Is $100, that one 110, the other $120 and so on. If he demurs at the price, as he is pretty apt to, the dealer tells him that If he will come again next auy mere may oe a good secondhand wheel in at a lower price. The visitor leaves, and men tne dow er puts the bicycle that most united his fancy on the rout list ana mres it om to the first one wbo calls for a machine by the hour. When the inquirer culls again, be is shown the same wheel tlmt he wanted the day before, but the price Is only $0S. The two or three hours nun a hired wheel bus made it a second hand article. Thin trick is being univer sally played in New York, and I reckon dealers in Washington and elsewhere will get on to it In pott" of time. " Bow Tennyson A.ked For an Apple, Mr. Sherrnrd adds that his father nsed to tell him that when he was a boy he once met Tennyson at a dinner party, and that he was very frightened at his appearance. "Tcuuysou was at that time very sallow- almost yellow and had long bluck huir. At dessert the poet bent across tho tublo and ad dressed my futhcr, in front of whom was placed a (linli of fruit, and fiiicl, 'Evolve me an apple. ' 'I did not know what he wanted me to do,' suid my fu ther. " Westminster Gazette. A Good Auctioneer. "I'm going now. Yes. I'm going, going," murmured Stoialicr. "What an excellent auctioneer you'd tonke," said the heartless but tired Miss Kycegir). Boston Courier. A CooBtms Tailor, The Countess Cacilla Plater-Zyzeck, one of the wealthiest women in Russia, has been enrolled in the guild of roaster tailors of Warsaw. She is at the head of the cotters' school iu that oity and does muoh to help the poor. CUM PRIZE WIKEHS. CONOVER PIANOS CHICAGO COTTAGE ORQANO WBMI aiVBN Highest Awards At the World's Exposition for excellent manufacture, quality, uniformity and volume of tone, elasticity of touch, artistic cases, materials and workman ship of highest grade. ATALUS. 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