Image provided by: University of Oregon Libraries; Eugene, OR
About The Sunday Oregonian. (Portland, Ore.) 1881-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 27, 1908)
TIIE SUNDAY OREGOXIAX, PORTLAND, DECEMBER 5S7, 190S. Wt$ Bts$cmm rORTIASD, (JKKGOX. Entered at Portland. Oregon. Posttrtttce as Second-Class Matter. ibscrlptloo Bates Invariably 1 Ad ranee. (By MalL) -.Cal1v. Sunday included, one year. Im:y. Sunday Included, six months.... Pally. Sunday Included, three months. . Dally. Sunday Included, ona Bonia.... - I'allv. without Sunday, ona year. Xiailv. without Sunday, alx montna.... j-j Ijailv. without Kumlay. three months.. 110 Dally, without Sunday, ona month .w Weekly, one year i jo Sunday, one year Sunday and Weekly, one year ou (.By Carrier.) Dally. Sunday Included, one year...... 9- Dally. Sunday Included, one month How to Remit Send postoflice money order, express order or personal check on your local bank. Stamps, coin or currency are at the sender's risk. Give postofflce aO. drea In full, lncludlns county and state. Pontage Kate 10 to 14 pages. 1 cent; 10 to pages. 2 cents; 30 to 44 pages. 3 cents; to 8J pages. 4 cent. Foreign postage double rates. Fasten. Murine. Ofrlce-Tbe S C. Eeck wiih Special Agency New York, rooms 48 S0 Tribune building. Chicago, rooma Sio-jl Tribune building. PORTLAND. SCTAY. DEC. 27, 1908. THE JIOVENO WOBXD. It Is pleasant sometimes to sit down and think how many of the marvels we used to read of in fairy tales have come true. One of the most entertaining- philosophers of our time, a man who loves to speculate a little rwildly perhaps, says that the world, when science and invention have done with it, will be a sort of "wishing-cap country," a place where we all shall have to do when we want a thing will be to wish for it and there it will be ready for us. He goes on to specify some of the advances we have already made toward this delightful state of things. When the cook in the city kitchen wants water, she has only to turn a spigot and it runs. Xo more of the old traipsing to the well and drawing it ponderously from the depths as poor Rebecca had to do in Bible times. When the same cook wants a steak or a squash, she does not need to put on her bonnet and make an expedition to the market. She has only to put the telephone to her mouth and speak the word. The Bteak appears thereupon as if by maglc. But what is all this to the wonder of the magician who makes a vast array of men and machinery do his will by pressing buttons? Did Al addin perform anything more marvel ous by rubbing his lamp? What did the weird genii In the Arabian tales achieve by supernatural power which the modern millionaire cannot dupli cate and better with his money and his machinery? Take the old story of the carpet upon which the wizard seated himself and made a wish. The carpet rose into the air and transported him over land and sea to his destination. The modern wizard gets into his train and goes Just as swiftly and far more cer tainly than did the Oriental wonder worker. Or if one cites the magician vho made a horse which would sweep through space when a peg was turned, does not the automobile do the same thing? All the old tales of flying are coming true, impossible as they seemed to our fathers some forty years ago. In those days, almost as ancient as Babylon to us so far have we moved In a generation, boys read In school a witty poem entitled, "Da rius Green and His Flying Machine" Poor Darius went to the peak of the barn roof with his machine and bold ly launched himself upward. The re sult was a battered head and a broken leg. The flying machine was the very acme of the absurd to the schoolboy of forty years ago. Now it is a com monplace fact and will soon be in everyday use. Some observers say that the world has moved ahead far Iher and faster during the last cen tury than in all the previous cycles of recorded time. Wonders have accu mulated so fast upon us that they have ceased to be wonders. We live In a World where magic rules, but it has become trivial to us. There is an ac tual danger that we may cease to rec ognize marvels when we see them and so lose the sense of wonder which lies at the bottom of poetry and religion. Lord Bacon foresaw all of this when he wrote his Novum Organon. That was indeed what he wrote the book for, to produce in the world exactly what It has produced; to sweep away the cobwebs of word-mongerlng and bring mankind face to face with real things. He felt confident that when once we confronted reality we could master it, and the result has thus far justified his farsighted faith. Les ser men have also predicted the com ing triumphs of invention long before they were realized. Jules Verne was one '.-f these prophets, a humble one, to be sure, but not uninteresting. In his little book called "A Journey to the Center of the Karth," which was published some 40 years ago, Jules Verne narrates among other marvels how his hero made himself heard a. mile away by using a ledge of rock to conduct the sound. Everybody who read the book wondered and doubted. Science certainly averred that sound might travel thus, but the difficulties were obviously insurmount able. Then came the telephone and Jules Verne's miracle hid Its dimin ished head. Talking through a mile of rock is not much of a stunt com pared with talking through a thou sand miles of copper wire. Of all modern magic wireless tel egraphy strikes the Imagination as the most wonderful. To sit at a little in strument and project thought far and wide through the universe in waves which can be caught and transmitted back into thought again certainly ex ceeds anything that the old story makers ever dreamed of in their wild est visions. The beauty of it Is, too, that these waves are set up in the ther, which extends as far as Imag ination -can travel, and once started on their Journey nothing can ever stop them. If the people on Jupiter have invented wireless telegraphy they are extremely likely to catch some of these waves as they flit past and thus learn what we are about on earth. Why should not the people of Jupiter be as bright as we are? It is insuffer able conceit in us to fancy that we are the only intelligent beings In the olar system. Very likely some of our planetary neighbors are a great deal brighter if the truth were known. We may catch wandering waves from their Instruments one of these days and thus communication will be estab lished across the void inane. One more thought about these waves. They never stop traveling, no matter how far they go or how long they have been on the way. The vi bratory ether thus forms an eternal library where all that has been said did done on earth is recorded. The rjluva nf Shjtkejnear are written there In Imperishable language and every symphony of Beethoven eternally re sounds In the Illimitable gulfs. How idle, then, is the speculation of Ana- tole France that some time all our tri umphs will have perished and the uni verse be as if the earth had never been the home of man. Nothing that we have thought or said can ever per lsh. for it Is written In a deathless lan guage in the medium which pervades all space. THE BRIDGE QUESTION1, NORTH. Proposal to build a double bridge from Glisan street on the West Side to Oregon street on the East .Side ap pears to commend itself to those who are studying the problem of move ment between the two divisions of Portland. The plan is one high bridge for general traffic and one low bridge for the use of the railroads. They would be separate In operation, but built In conjunction and connec tion. Sustained by double, yet connected, piers, the two bridges would take but a few feet more than the space of one, leaving the river free from the obstruction of an additional bridge. Built along side each other, their width would not be--more than 100 feet, and the rail road bridge below, known as the Steel Bridge, would be removed. Of the new double bridge, the part used bv the railroads (the O. R. & N. and the S. P.) would be open at all times except when trains were to cross. The general highway bridge would seldom be opened, for it would stand above all general traffic on the river. Only high topmasts of sail ing vessels would touch It, and for the few of these the bridge could be opened, or topmasts might- be low ered. Traffic for years, between the two divisions of the city below the Burnslde Bridge would be well accom modated by this arrangement. Later a very high bridge might be built lower down. While not committing Itself fully to this plan. The Oregonian desires to say that the- pran looks feasible, and Is well worth consideration. Joint construction of these bridges would save money for both. The piers would be established on a common base; the distance between the banks would be shorter at this point than below the present railroad bridge; easy connec tion could be made by the streetcar lines between their present tracks on the two sides of the river, and the steam railroads could readily adjust their tracks for movement between their West Side and East Side depots. On the West Side the grade approach to the bridge would be no greater than that now of the railroad bridge; and it could be reduced if the bridge at Glisan street were placed 50 feet. Instead of 60 feet, above high water mark. Streetcar connections between the West Side and the East Side, on down to Albina and the Lower Penin sula, would be as direct by this route as by any other, as study of the street plans will show. Ultimately, a very high bridge will be necessary, much further down. Very few interruptions to highway traffic would occur upon a bridge placed at Glisan and Oregon streets, sixty feet above high water. The rail road bridge would stand open, except when closed for passage of trains, and there would be little interruption of river traffic. All vessels except those havlitg tallest masts -would pass under the high bridge, which probably would not be opened once a week, since very few vessels of this kind rass above that point in the river. The double bridge would save valuable river and harbor space, which also Is a great matter. While The Oregonian does not commit Itself positively to this plan for it confesses it doesn't know all about the subject It would like to see the details of the plan worked out and given to the public, with suitable estimates of the cost to the city. Of coarse the streetcar system would bear some part of the cost. All The Oregonian desires to say now is this, namely, that the plan of a double bridge at Glisan and Oregon streets la worth consideration. Con sidering all the circumstances, it looks like the most feasible of pres ent plans for a .bridge for the lower part of the city. It is not to be over looked that the river and harbor are to be conserved, as far as possible while the movement of population and traffic between the two divisions of the city should be subject to fewest pos sible Interruptions. Moreover, It is a study In economics; since the city should take the course that will cause least Increase of Its bonded debt. HOME I J fK FOR DEPINDISI CHXLDKEN. The idea that home life for depen dent children is preferable to life In orphan asylums and other charitable institutions, conducted for the benefit of this helpless class, has lately been emphatically indorsed by President Roosevelt. It is not, however, in any sense Rooseveltian, since It Is shared, and has been to a large extent acted upon for many years by workers In this tenderest of all charities that which seeks to provide for this pitifully de pendent class, children who, by death, dissipation or desertion, are left a care and a. burden upon society. With approximately 150,000 such children in ,the United States, the problem of caring for them so that their childhood will not be drained of all joy, and that later they may become useful, self-sustaining, self-respecting members of the body politic, is Indeed a serious one. The best efforts of practical philan thropists and humanitarians have for some years been devoted to the work of providing proper en vironment, training and care for de pendent and neglected, but not yet delinquent children. Latterly that Is to say in relatively recent years a sense of justice has been aroused upon this matter and through the ministrations and under the direction of Juvenile Courts hundreds of delin quent children have been given the chance and the supervision needed to turn them into the ways that lead to honorable lives. The President earnestly believes that the best way to care for dependent children is in the family home and so expresses himself. This belief Is gen eral and, indeed, universal among men and women who have had experience in the work. It Is the basis of prac tically all the work being done In this state at present for this aptly designated "dependent class." The Boys' and Girls' Aid Society directs Its best efforts toward that end, giv ing shelter, food, raiment and edu cational opportunities In the mean time to a large numher of children of both sexes. Its officers exercise the greatest care In the selection of homes for the wards of the society and fol low them Into their new homes with kindly oversight as long as necessary to Insure that no mistake has been made in placing them. The managers of the Baby Home and the -Children's Home exercise like vigilance and care In placing children who have come temporarily Into these Institu tions, and whose parents have forfeit ed or relinquished all legal claim upon them. No child Is kept In any one of these- Institutions who Is a legal subject for adoption any longer than a suitable home can be procured for him. Hundreds of children thus placed have come up through sunny childhood to maturity a blessing to their otherwise childless foster-parents, and have In due time gone out into useful, honorable lives. OCR NEW CHAMPION BRUISER. If we must have a world's champion bruiser, let him by all means be a black man. It is well enough to learn occasionally that the so-called physical superiority of the white race Is all a white man's delusion. Here Is a great black brute who is stronger and quicker and altogether abler In the prizering "than the opposing white brute, and the laurel wreath is pressed on his brow, and he Is hailed by uni versal acclaim as the greatest fighter with his fists In the world. This Is the first time, we are told, that a negro has ever been the world's cham pion, since all previous prize pugilists have "drawn the color line" and re fused to fight with any aspiring cham pion from the blacg race. All of which goes to expose the Immense egotism of the white man who thinks that be cause he is the best two-legged white fighting animal he is the greatest of all animals. Of course everybody knows that - It Is not so, and has always known it. Our ablest white pugilists have heretofore admitted it by refus ing to put the contention to the only test that would prove it. " Why shouldn't a colored man, or a red man, or a yellow man, set himself up on the proud eminence of a world's champion, and, drawing the color line, refuse to fight a white man? Why not? Why shouldn't this wonderful fellow Johnson now say that there Is no further call on him to degrade him self . by fighting any white man, since the black .man has demonstrated hl3 superiority over the acknowledged white champion, and Insist hereafter on meeting only his own chosen peo ple? He Is the world's champion, and it is generally agreed that it Is the proud prerogative of all champions to choose their antagonists.' John L. Sullivan was not only the greatest white pugilist that ever lived, but he was one of our wisest men. He would never fight a colored man. It ,1s perfectly clear now that If he had ever consented to meet the col ored fighter Peter Jackson, there would then have been a new, albeit very dark, sun In the pugilistic uni verse. THEIR VIGIL. A bitter vigil, not the less pitiful because of the blind and unreasoning faith of those who keep it, is being held by a band of simple-minded, de vout followers of Dr Cyrus W. Teed, over the dead body of their leader, in the little town of Estero, Fla. Taught to believe and fully believing in Dr. Teed a3 their Messiah, these "Koresh ans" will not admit his death, and have watched, dry-eyed and desolate, but still full of hope, since last Tues day, the day of his death, In expec tation of the miracle of his resurrec tion. These people believed that Dr. Teed would live forever. He had himself proclaimed this belief, both in his speech and his writings. His boldness and audacity they mistook for truth; his promises to them were alluring; his influence over them was unbound ed. It is not difficult, therefore, to conceive of the dumb astonishment, deepening day by day Into terror, as they are brought face to face with the simple fact of his mortality and watch in vain for his triumph over universal law. Whatever feeling of righteous indig nation may Justly be held toward this Impostor, this trafficker in the faith of an earnest, simple-minded people, who sought eagerly, as men and women of this type have ever sought, for a visible sign attesting their im mortality, there Is naught but pity Jne to his deluded followers as they watch day and night, expecting to see the vital' spark return to the inanimate day of their self-proclaimed Messiah. The wreck of cherished hope, of fond belief, of child-like faith, is not the less a tragedy because those who clung to the unstable craft in delusive waters were not able to give an In telligent reason for having embarked with their all upon It. Pity is the meed of these simple, faithful watch ers at the bier of their deceiver, since To be deceived In the true heart's desire Were bitterer than a thousand years of fire. MOVABLE SCHOOLS OF AGRICULTURE. The Department of Agriculture suggests, through a recent bulletin. plan to bring farmers together during the "slack season" in farm work for the purpose of mutual In struction and the study of subjects pertaining to thir vocation. The plan is to establish what are termed Movable Schools of Agriculture, In which farmers may be gathered for a time, at stated Intervals, to learn of things of special Interest In their sev eral departments. In almost any rural community classes of from 10 to 16 farmers who are past what Is known as the school age," can be found who will bring to the themes presented an earnest desire for the acquirement of agricultural knowl edge and mature Judgment In apply ing the Information gained to their special needs. The place of meeting Is to be provided and all expenses are to be borne by those who attend the schools; the teaching force) is to consist of an expert and whatever assistants he may require, by the or ganized agricultural forces of the state. The subjects of study Included in the plan are extremely practical. These are animal husbandry, grain growing, farm mechanics, farm econ omics, forestry, horticulture, etc., and are to be presented acoordlng to the circumstances and needs of the com munity In which the school is con ducted. The method of study is to be carried out by Instruction, followed by open and free discussion, the school to "keep" from two weeks to two months, according to the impor tance of the subjects studied. There are obstacles In the way of carrying out this plan that will read ily suggest themselves, but these are by no means Insurmountable. The underlying purpose of the movement Is to Interest every man In the prob lems of his own farm and furnish suoh Instruction In special lines as will hasten his success as a farmer by enabling him to take advantage of the experience of others as gained through Government experiment sta tions and state agricultural schools. Knowledge gained by personal ex periment with soils, seeds, stock, or chards, etc., comes very slowly and only at the expense of much pains taking effort and the loss of valuable time. Suggestions and Instruction leading to hornet -Study and .farm -prao-. tlce are specific features of the pro posed movement, since here, as else where, there Is no royal road to learning. The purpose of the mov able school is to treat fewer subjects than those taken up In the farmers' short courses and institutes, . but to bring out thoroughly the points In each, the understanding of which Is necessary to the best, quickest and most uniform results. The purpose of the Movable School of Agriculture Is not dissimilar from that of other movements that have in recent years been .inaugurated and carried forward for the education of farmers In things that are of the greatest Importance to them In the successful prosecution of their work. It Is regarded as the first step in a system of Instruction that will in time take over the work now being done In Farmers' Clubs and similar or ganizations for the betterment of farm conditions, products and profits. AS OTHERS SEE VS. The Outlook for December 19 con tains 4 neat little article on what It calls "Our National Bragging," though the piece has a more discreet formal title. The occasion of the homily is John Graham Brooks' compilation of what European travelers have said about us. He has gathered there mainly unflattering, comments lntb a book, with the caption "As Others See Us." The Outlook soothingly observes that we do not brag as much as we used to. In the palmy days when Dickens visited the United States, we seemed to foreigners to be floating around in tobacco Juice and perpetu ally yelling that we were the wisest, greatest and freest Nation on earth. The "freedom" we boasted of struck foreigners as being particularly funny, In view of our four million slaves. Subsequent experience of one sort and another has driven home the suspi cion that possibly we are not quite so wise as we have sometimes supposed. An English cynic has said that we are like the astronomer who walked Into a quagmire while he was gazing at the Milky Way. Certainly our prob lems have accumulated, distressingly while we have spent our time brag ging that we had none, and none could ever arise under our perfect constitutions. The truth Is that our most serious difficulties arise from these very constitutions so seemingly perfect in theory, so Inflexible In prac tice, and so refractory to the spirit of progress. Carlyle spattered a good deal of caustic hilarity over the "paper constitutions" the French made in the heyday of the Revolution. Will the' time ever come when some later satir ist will see similar reasons to bespat ter ours?' We got ours from the same sources as the French. The super human wisdom of the famous conven tion resolves Itself on close analysis into an admiration for Plutarch and a disposition to compromise. Perhaps after all its work was fallible and temporary. TAKIIT TRICKERY. The apprehension that the Senate may play sly tricks with tho tariff after the House has revised it Is not without grounds. The grave and rev erend signors are . old hands at the game of slipping in little imperceptible commas and fly-specks which after ward show up as huge boulders of difficulty and change the meaning completely. It was thus that the im pecunious Standard Oil Company ob tained "protection" when the DIngley schedules were perfected by the Sen ate. The prestidigitation was wrought so deftly that for a long time nobody outside the elect few suspected that the feeble Infant had been cared for. But it had. The fine Italian hand of Mr. Aldrich was ready for Its task at that time, nor has it lost Its cunning now. If the schedules are slyly made over in the Senate to give clandestine fa vors to the "interests," it is to be hoped that Mr. Tart will have the courage to veto the bill. The country has waited a long time for revision, but It can wait a while longer for honest revision. If we must be robbed, let it be . done after the good old fashion we are familiar with. Custom dulls the sting of injustice a little, while novelty redoubles the smart. BRAZIL'S COFIXE CORPSE. When Joseph Leiter emerged from beneath the avalanche of wheat which Mr. Armour delivered to him at prices far above figures obtainable anywhere else in the world, and Lei ter pere saved the family credit at a cost of approximately $10,000,000, a Chicago reporter Interviewed a griz zled veteran of the wheat pit as to the reason for the failure.- "Joe's corner would have been all right," said the veteran, "if he'd onlx been able to dispose of the corpse." The term "corpse," as applied to the unwieldy accumulation of wheat or any other commodity on which a corner is at tempted, was first used by "Old Hutch," the most successful and spectacular Chicago Board of Trade operator who ever died in penury. The disposal of the "corpse" has been the means of ruining, most of the men who have attempted corners in any commodity. The fancy prices that are the nat ural accompaniment of a corner draw out abnormal supplies, the disposal of which cannot be effected except at a loss. If this loss can be offset by se cret selling and profit-taking as the work of building the corner pro gresses, the operation may succeed. even though the corpse must bbe dis posed of at a sacrifice. If, on the other hand, the watchful' "bears" pre vent any attempt at profit-taking, the "corpse" accumulates and the corner fails. The entire financial world is at the present time watching the forma tion in Brazil of a coffee "corpse" whose proportions are startling in their Immensity. Frequent mention has been made of the attempt of the government of Sao Paulo, Brazil. advance the price of coffee by with holding stocks, the growers securing loans from the government In suffi cient quantities to enable them to live without disposing of the crop. By this system practically all of the crop for three seasons has been held, and the accumulation amounts to several million bags. . The "corner" "became so unwieldy that a few weeks ago it was necessary to provide for carrying it by securing In Europe a loan of $75,000,000. To repay this loan It Is stipulated that a certain amount of coffee must be sold each year, the terms of the contract reading as follows: The government of Sao Paulo hereby undertake to offer the coffee for sale through the medium of the committee either by public auction or by sealed ten ders at tha price of the day, distributing them preferentially over the last six months of the coffee periods, that is to say, from January to the 30th of June, namely. 600.000 bags in 1909-10 : 600,000 bags In 1910-11. 700,000 bags In 1011-12, 800.000 bags In 1912-13, etc., and 700,000 bags there after. The original cause of this coffee being held off the market was over production, and, as soon as the gov ernment Kindly stepped in mu -moved it from the market the grow ers proceeded to take advantage of the Improved market by growing more coffee than ever Having undertaken these artificial means of supporting a weak market, the government was practically forced to absorb a steadily increasing amount of coffee. The pro cess must now be continued indefinite ly, at least until a series of poor crops shortens the supply and enables some of the enormous accumulations to be worked off. With the knowledge that the government must protect its "corpse," growers will make the most of the opportunity and It will be sur prising Indeed if the government does not have on hand In 1913 more coffee than at the present time. "Corners" which set aside the nat ural laws of supply and demand, whether they are conducted by pri vate individuals, firms or governments, are precarious ventures, and there Is no reason for believing that the Bra zilian coffee corner has any better chance for ultimate success than Mr. Leiter had with his wiheat corner. Both were dependent for success on poor crops which would force buyers to pay extravagant figures for the "corpse." PERNICIOUS READING. A protest has come to The Orego nian several times of late against books which, pretending to 'exploit the hidden depths and so-called prin ciples underlying human life, are read with avidity by young 'people, espe cially young girls. Of these readers It may be said at least it has been said that they peruse these books in the spirit of mingled curiosity and self-consciousness.. . . Following the trend of the story, they completely lose sight of the alleged purpose of the book, its so-called sociological value, and are, indeed, wholly unable to understand this feature. Books of this character, it is al leged, are readily accessible through the public library and even through school libraries, and, while they may be read with impunity by persons of mature .minds and settled habits of thought, they are in common parlance not fit for young people to read. To mention these books by name is but to advertise them, yet not to name them is to make a statement so vague that It fails to gain standing in the open court of public opinion. Of the books especially criticised in this con nection is a story by Elinor Glyn under the title "Three Weeks." which is said to have a great vogu6 among high-school girls in this city and else where, a book which mothers of the old-fashioned sort declare that no young girl should read. "The Firing Line," by Robert W. Chambers, and the "Fighting Chance," by the same author, are condemned as only less objectionable in a moral sense than the book first named, while Margaret De Land is arraigned Tipon the charge of writing and publishing a book, "The Awakening of Helena Ritchie," which it were much better for the morals of her reader had it remained unwritten. There is something in this protest and arraignment, no doubt. Without discriminating against the books named", since at most they are but a few erratic craft that have In recent years been launched upon the broad sea of literature, it is a fact well known that the market is gorged with books upon social topics which their authors are wholly Incompetent to present. Young girls pore over these books on the streetcars, going to and from school, and discuss them with men older than themselves some times their teachers with crimson cheeks and eyes kindled with thoughts that, though innocent, become un maidenly through the subtleties of suggestion. "It is perfectly dreadful that young girls should be allowed, still less en couraged, to read many of the books that are now found in their hands,", said a thoughtful matron, prominent in the social life of the city at a recent gathering of women of intelligence and experience in educational mat ters at the home of one of their num ber. This view was indorsed by all who were present, with an amend ment by one of the number which Included boys in the list of those for whom such reading was wholly unfit. Without going farther into this ques tion at this time it may be well to commend the old-fashioned parental virtue that kept a sharp eye out for what children were reading. Of the young of both sexes at the present time it may be said that they literally "devour books." By the permission of their parents they especially the girls read "everything they can lay their hands upon," and since each and every girl carries a library card that enables her to "lay. hands upon" any book that Bhe chooses to read, it is manifest that there is a lack of super vision here which exposes parents to Just and severe censure. Perhaps it is because of being gorged, so to speak, with unsuitable and unprofit able not to say pernicious reading that many pupils In the higher grades of the public schools are literally car ried along and over the course of study by anxious, earnest, over. worked teachers, in the attempt, forced upon the latter by conditions beyond their control, to construct that impossible highway known as the "royal road to learning." L.IQUOR ISSUE IN" GREAT BRITAIN. . Liquor interests that lament the wide crusade against their business will find little consolation in British politics Just now. The liquor issue was .chief during the special session of Parliament -hlch ended Monday. The Asquith licensing bill, to diminish gradually the number of public houses, was passed by the Commons by a vote of 3 to 1 and was defeated by the Lords by 3 to 1. This haf set British politics on edge, and Asquith comes back with a threat to present at the next session a more radical licensing bill and measures for heavy taxation of landed Interests which are allied with the brewing Interests in many ancient and aristocratic con nections and for reform of Income taxes. On the licensing bill the Liberal Asquith government threatens to go before the people and the result may be another routing of the House of Lords compelling that body either "to mend or end." In this matter the Lords have issued a direct defiance to the Commons. Liquor Interests in Great Britain have many old privileges and are con nected with the most powerful con servative forces. The Lords and their affiliations have large Investments in brewing companies. Earnings of the breweries would be curtailed by re ducing the number of the public houses. With the breweries are close ly allied the landed Interests. If the British liquor men should dwell for a time in America, they would not think Che Aaqulth bill tooJL radical. In this country its restric tions would be welcomed by tne liquor forces, in exchange for the se vere laws in many of the states. The liquor men in America who think they will get back to the old order of things will not find much reassurance In the spectacle of the Conservative British set agog by this issue. At the session of the State Dairy Association recently it was asserted by an authority upon the subject that light is the most powerful de stroyer of tuberculosis germs. His statement is quite likely true, for it is capable . of demonstration. But whether light is the most powerful agent for the destruction of these germs or not, it is unquestionably the cheapest and most easily procured. But ever since stables wese built it has been the practice to make them without windows. As a consequence they are dark and unhealthful. In the effort to secure better sanitary conditions the first thing every dairyman should do Is to see that his barn is well lighted, for by this means he will not only destroy disease germs, but will disclose the need for a gen eral cleaning up. The campaign for clean milk is on, and the wise dairy man will, not wait for compulsory measures. The" old and dangerous custom of lighting Christmas trees with candles has been supplanted to a large extent by the safe custom of lighting them by electricity. Even In homes still lighted by lamps, candles upon the tree are not allowed by prudent par ents, hanging lamps and mantel lights being so disposed as to make the tinsel-trimmed trees glow and sparkle In the light. There are excep tions to this rule, of course, since all parents are not prudent, and the Christmas tree Are still occurs occa sionally. But in thousands of in stances all danger from this source is averted by modern methods of light ing, and Christmas eve fires are cor respondingly rare. The 1909 Legislature will not be judged so much by the way it organ izes as by what it does after organ izing. If all the energy expended in an organization fight were centered upon an effort to secure good legisla tion, there would be a more promis ing outlook than there is. As a mat ter of fact, not one of the candidates in the organization fight bases his aspirations upon any principle or pol icy of legislation. It would be inter esting to have each of the would-be leaders inform the public in what di rection he desires to lead. Perhaps this is something that had not oc curred to them. Among the thousands fed by char ity in this city Christmas day there were no doubt some who were un worthy of Its dole. Upon the princi ple, however, that it is better to feed two unworthy applicants for free food than to let one deserving person suffer from hunger on this day of good will, no one will grudge his small share of Christmas bounty because it might have fed or helped to feed the thrift less do-naught or the man whose earnings go to feed his vices. The Christmas spirit is gracious enough to forget the sins while it ministers to the needs of the hungry. It is a sorry fact that we haven't any such knowledge and skill avail able Just now for settlement of the matter of bridges over the Willamette at Portland, as we have in our ver satile Mayor on the electric light and power question. But one of these days the Mayor's genius may take the direction of pontifical energy and omniscience; and we shall be told what to do in the matter of bridges. For of course he would prove as emi nent a pontifical as an electrical engi neer. The truth of the declaration that "no man lives to himself alono" i3 never more strikingly verified than when an aged mother, wrinkled and wan, appears in the corridor of a Jail, or at the door of a prison, bearing a Christmas gift to an erring son in whose innocence of a grave crime she alone of all the world believes. Suf fering, wistful mothers of criminals the world over God pity them! If Oregon and Washington are to get together on fishery legislation, they should do so early in tho session, so that harmonious laws may be passed and signed by the Governors of both states before the time for ad journment arrives. Those who have Hhe matter in charge should not pro crastinate if they hope to accomplish anything. Oregon rejoices with Washington over the prospect that Governor-elect Cosgrove will be able to come North to Olympia' for his inauguration in January. His condition shows im provement each day and his bodily health is reinforced by a cheerful de termination to take the position to which he was elected several months ago. It begins to look as though the spi ders will have a discouraging time spinning their webs across the gallows in the state prison at Salem in the next few months. But they have been free from molestation for so long they .should not complain at a few in terruptions. The Hains brothers killed Annls that the world might, know a "wrong had been righted." Now they are under the necessity of lying about why they did it, so as to escape the gallows. The opinion of the world does not now seem important. It is difficult now to comprehend the condition of public opinion which permitted the election of such men as Depew and Piatt to the Senate. But such men as Roosevelt and Hughes have changed public opinion in the last few years. With the defeat of Champion Burns comes the humiliating news that his real name is Noah Brusso. Served him right. We don't believe any ono named Johnson can whip any man whose real name is Burns. The death of an intoxicated prisoner in our overcrowded City Jail again emphasizes the truth of the old axiom that jail is a good place to keep out of. James Hamilton Lewis is going to the Orient "on a secret mission." No body knows anything about it but him and all the reporters. Don't give up yet. That Christmas present is very likely in those 200 sacks of registered mail that have not yet been, opened. BITS OF TOPICAL VERSE What She nidn't Tell. Exchange. Bhe never told her lov 'Twas time to g". But father, from above. Soon let him know. Serenade. Puck. 0 come -with me and be my rook. And you may have my pockethoou: For you the parlor door's ajar. And you may use my motor car. My wife has gems' that you may wear, And you may use her Sunday hair. And If these things enticing look. Then come with mo and be my cook. Because He Loved Her 6o. Chicago Record-Herald. "Because I love you so." he said era they were wed. "1 shall have strength to lead where weaker men are led; Because 1 love you so the world shall give me praise. And you shall fare with me alonj rose bordered ways." Because he loved her so he tolled with all his mlsht So that she might regard her new clothes with delight; Because he loved her so and strove so hard to please. The trousers that he wore were baggy at the knees. Beacuse he loved her so and wished to make her glad. They lived beyond his means and spent more than he had; Because he loved ber so he speculated, too. With other people's cash, expecting to get - through. Because he loved her so he occupies a cell. And people pity her because he weakly fell; Because he lover her so he took the down ward course. And she is busy now securing her di vorce. Back to Nature. Louisville Courier-Journal. 1 love the rural life, b'gosh! I love the corn, the festive squash. And yet the town I cannot quit. So ajer me to the latest hit. Give me a front-row seat. I say. And let me watch a barnyard play. Operatic Chun gee. Brooklyn Eagle. (The Metropolitan management has signed contracts with Gattl-Gasuzza for the neat two years, but may let Herr Dlppel go. News. ) A tabula rasa for Gattl-Casazza The opera programme shall be; While bold Toscanlnl leads fierce ContadrsJ From whom simple Teutons must flee. A management triple must end as Herr IMppel His papers hands, In with a sigh; Yet art will not Hug nor will thunderous Wagner Be yanked from his pedestal high. For Gattl-Oasnzza proclaims from the plaza Or forum of Harmony's cult. That Wagner forever will silr his endeavor; No slump from this change can result. And bold Toscanlnl. It's easily seen he Must cater to Bayreuth a bit: Though quite loath to do so, since Slgnor Caruso With trivtallsts makes a hit. A tabula rasa for Gattl-Casazza The opera programme shall be: But he must determine to scribble some Uerman On wax that from plppcl Is free! Not Chronic. Houston Post. Each lover swears his lovo is as The sun is. and as durable. But marriage lias proved every case Discovered yet was curable. That Cold WW" Coming. Indianapolis News. It sets the howling wind to blowing Through vast Aeolian herns When once it's really got to gotns By heartless weather sharps. The mercury Is quick in shrinking. And taking with It coal. To leave us. willy nllly. sinking Still deeper in the hole. Tho furnace probably" competing. No doubt, its best It's tried. But It can't seem to do much heating Upon the windward side. We go to bed at night with shivers From cold and also doubt; The wave that thus Its goods delivers May blow the furuaco out. Perverse Its manner of behaving. One's very heart it wrings; The cold wave's ne'er so fiercely waving As when th' alarm clock rings. When Eggs Are Fgg. Indianapolis News. At this time eggs are eggs, or well. Ono might say they are more or less wo. For sometimes when they're in the shell It seems to be a cane of guess so. However, eggs are eggs, we'll say. Just for the S3lte or uiusiraiinn. And take no heed of what they rray Become from too long preservation. Well, eggs are eggs, a pleasant form Of most nutritious human forage. Unless, perchance, they get too warm While they are waiting In cold storage. So eggs are eggs, and we delight To have them served to us some mornings When they are Just exactly right. And not passed out with wel.-meant warnings. But eggs as eggs at thirty-five Per doi, ail guaranteed not shady. Do not appeal unto our thriv ing, first-class table boarding lady. There Are Other. Chicago News. My darling wlfo Js pretty Arm. Beneath ln-r sway 1 sometimes squirm. But there's one thing that I must gajr She doesn't always have her way. She puts her foot down mighty flat There's not a bit ft doubt of that. She's not one that 1 love to cross. But. all the same, she's not the boss .She often orders me around. , It's best to humor her. I've found. Still there are times, no doubt of 11 When she must gracefully submit. I am by nature mild and meek Ai:d she's strong-minded, so to speak. Yet she has not been slow to find That others have Eomo strength of mind. That she must tremble at a frown And humbly take a calling down. On such occasions I am free To sal' It rather tickles me. Tt does me good to see her shrink. She needs the discipline, I think. She's pretty often brought to book. By me? Good rracious. no! Our Cook. Song of the Gridiron. H. Bedford Jones. In the Independent. Hoi for the steam of tho crouching team, and the scent of the battered leatharl There's never a Joy like the Joy of fight. In the glint of sun and the flashing light! Sweet Is the sight of the pigskin's flight on the air like a wind-borno feather; And tho long, full cheer that the players hear when tho half Is done! Chorus: For it's "Ilah!" for the way we work, my lads; Ixise or win, tho roofing's the same; And there's never a man to shirk, my lads, When it's "Kvcry ono Into tho gams'." Ho' for the crish and the short, sharp dash as the weight of our full line smiles them! ' 61ov.ly the stubborn fiphters yield .and show us the long, brown while-lined Held; Quick and high comes the rooters' cry, as the swift end run delights them; But the bleachers ring to the songs they sing when the game is won! Chorus: For It's "Rah!" when the end is near, my lads; Lose, or win. the cheerlng'n the same; But there's never a cheer that's so rich and clear MM .tne gongs at the end of he game!