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About The Sunday Oregonian. (Portland, Ore.) 1881-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 13, 1908)
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Peatate Rate 10 to 14 pages. 1 cent: 16 lo -lb pages. 2 centa; 0 to pagea. 3 cents; 9 to 60 pagea. 4 centa. Foreign postage double rata. Eastern Business Office The S. C. Beck wlth Special Agency New York, rooma 49 80 Tribune building. Chicago, rooma S10-J13 Tribune building. PORTLAND, SIXDAY, DEC. IS, BIG STICK IX TARIFF REVISION. Mr. Taft gave unmistakable signs last week that, as President, he will be a controlling force, like his prede cessor, and that the foes of tariff re vision and of Roosevelt policies, who hoped the Big Stick would be laid on the shelf, will be sorely disappointed. Already Taft has made a revisionist out of Standpat Cannon, and extracted from the House committee on ways and means a promise to prepare for an "honest and thorough revision"; also to admit Philippine sugar and to bacco Into the United States free of duty up to a certain limited quantity. The sugar limit will be 300.000 tons a year and the tobacco limit is yet to be" determined. Such are the advices of the conference of last Friday be tween Taft. Cannon and the House committee on ways and means. In due time the Senate will also feel the influence of the Big Stick. The House committee's Investigation thus fartias been a superficial, farcical gabfest of interests urging that their benefits be untouched or enhanced, or that new benefits be created. There has been no faithful probing of cost of production and of business, as is need ed to put the committee in possession of essential facts. But after the con ference with Taft. the committee Is ready to go to work in earnest. Whereupon Taft made this public announcement: "I have every reason to be confident that they . . . are going to make additional and Inde pendent effort to get at the evidence themselves, by the use of the subpena and under oath, with a view to reach ing the differences In the cost of pro duction of the various articles brought within the tariff, here and abroad. . . The plan Is to prepare a bill on such evidence as they have and will have in the course of hearings, and then to call for additional evidence as to the Items, whenever It would seem necessary. . . . Not only from conversation with the members together, but with the members indi vidually. I am quite convinced that they are In good faith going to pre pare a bill which shall be a thorough revision, on the basis of the Repub lican platform." Revision is getting on. then, since It was takon up by the strong hand" of the President-elect. Perhaps even yet complete free trade with the Philip pines can be secured. It is interest ing to note that the Big Stick Is to be kept in good working order dur ing the next four years. TAVI.OR-STREET (IRII. The annals of Methodism in the Pacific Northwest, dating from "De cember 1848. have been opened and spread before the people of this city during the week ending today. It Is a bulky volume, wherein is written the history of Taylor-Street Church covering six decades of earnest, un flagging endeavor. What lovely landscapes on the margin shine. What sweet, angelic facet, what divine And lovely Images of love and trust, Undlmmed by age, unsoited by damp or dual! l Six decades ago the site whereon has risen the City of Portland was covered . with a dense forest. Here and there the undergrowth had been cleared away, great trees had been felled, and after prodigious labor in disposing of the branches and stumps, modest little dwelling-houses of logs, or of rough boards, whlpsawed from the trunks of the fallen trees, had - been built. Methodism had before this sent Its ad vance guard into the wilderness; mis sions had been established at Salem ' and gospel tidings had been carried from these to scattered settlements by hardy, zealous men who rode or walked the circuit to which they were ' assigned. But at length a city was projected. The small commerce of that far-away tim"e languished, and a shipping point with facilities adequate to the simple needs of the settlers became necessary. A densely wooded slope, backed by precipitous hills, was chosen for the tsite of the coming city. The toss of a coin gave It its name and "Portland" . was written upon the western verge of the vast, dim a-nd mysterious area known as the "Oregon Country." The missionary ministers, ever alert, decid ed that a church a Metohdist Church was an immediate necessity in the new city, which was as yet scarcely more than a name, and the organiza tion of Taylor-Street. Church followed. A small building quickly rose among the blackened stumps and logs upon the site chosen, and from December. 1848. until December. 1908, Taylor Street Church, In name, in endeavor and in influence, has stood for right eousness in the community. This church has been served during this long interval in accordance with the itinerant policy distinctive of Methodism, by twenty-six pastors. Four f this number were returned to the charge, after the Interval pre ncribed by the rules of Methodism had elapsed, for a second pastorate. Full half of the entire number have finished their work and passed on. Of those still living. Rev. C. C. Stratton. who was the thirteenth pastor of Taylor Street Church in order of service. Is. with the exception of the present in cumbent. Rev. Benjamin Young, the only one who is still within the limits of the original Oregon conference. The names of many of the pastors of Taylor-Street recall Incidents and events of their day and work. Who among us, for example, whose mem ories cover a period extending back to the second or third decade of this church, can see In print the name of Rev. William Roberts without recall ing scenes and incidents of the camp meetings? Or the name of Isaac Dillon. without in memory un folding the Pacific Christian Advocate and perhaps recalling some message pt love and hope sent out by him through Its columns? Or the names of J. L. Parrlsh and H. K. Hines with out recalling the genial presence of the patriarchs who bore them at many successive reunions of the Oregon Pio neer Association ? Or the name of George V. Izer without seeing through the shifting kaleidoscope of memory the women of the temperance crusade marching with sacred songs upon their lips through the streets, or kneeling in prayer on the curbstone? Or the name of C. C. Stratton without blng stirred by the far-away echoes of his persuasive eloquence? These men and their co-laborers, were church-builders and ministers of religion in their days. and. in accord ance with the needs of their genera tion. There were among them edu cators faithful to duty and patriots Ioval to the Government. Does not the name of C. S. Kingsley recall les sons learned in the o7d Portland Acad emy, that stood among blackened logs and stumps, the ruins of the - forest primeval, a little way out on Jeffer son street? And does not the name of J. H. Acton awaken memories of the time when rebellion menaced the life of the Nation? Taylor-Street Church was organized with seven members. Its first pastor was Rev. J. H. Wilbur, who died in 1887. Its membership is now over one thousand. Hundreds of thousands have passed in and out through its doors seeking and receiving the gospel message from Its pulpit. Many of the greatest preachers and most renowned lecturers of the country have spoken from its platform. From its choir loft the sweet words of gospel hymns have carried on the breath of music peace and comfort to myriads of waiting souls. From its fold young men have gone out into the ministry, and into honorable walks of business and in dustry, and young women have passed from thence Into orderly homes and useful lives. Still loyal to the best interests of the community, and eager to serve them, strong In purpose and In power, Taylor-Street Church has passed the sixtieth milestone on its -eventful jour ney. Looking back without regret and forward without fear, it enters its sev enth decade full of courage and of hope. SCENERY AS AN ASSET. The Boston Transcript In a recent issue criticised sharply the action of the Secretary of the Interior in grant ing to San Francisco the water rights of the Yosemite National Park. Ac cording to the terms of the grant the voters of San Francisco were required to express themselves on the proposal to convey these rights. This they did at the recent election with the result that the conveyance was ratified by an overwhelming majority. Having received this much, the peo ple of San Francisco, following all precedent in such cases, want more. The city is required by the terms of the transfer to develop to Its fullest extent the Lake Eleanor basin, look ing to a city water supply, before any thing is done toward utilizing the Hetch Hetchy Valley. This valley is known to tourists as one of the chief scenic features of the Yosemite Na tional Park, second only to the Yo semite Valley proper. The purpose of San Franciscans Is to appeal to Con gress for such modification of the grant, given and accepted as will enable them to flood this valley, at once, thereby, destroying one of the chief camping grounds of the park and practically cutting off another great meadow camp Soda Springs, which is located on the watershed of this basin. This case, as the Transcript sug gests, is of interest to the country because it so vitally affects one of the principal National parks and be cause It Is at variance with the funda mental Idea upon which National parks have been established. It has been generally supposed that a National park once established belonged exclusively to the people, whose rights therein were and would be amply protected by the Govern ment. In these segregations of scenic beauty, the whole people have a. vested right right to enjoy, but not to mar or to destroy. The lands embraced in these parks are valueless. In the main, except for their scenic grandeur. This destroyed in a single park, whether for purposes of private gain or public utility, the whole scheme of the National park is sfiaken and in a greater or less de gree undermined. This is to some extent the senti mental view. The economic view is wider, and appeals more strongly to the American people as a whole than does the other. Switzerland, it is cited in this connection, has long reaped a harvest in golden shekels from her Alpine, scenery. Practically indestruc tible, the scenic beauties of the Swiss Alps are yet Jealously guarded from defacement. The Matterhorn is in deed one of the chief assets of the little mountain republic. With us the question is not so restricted. Our do mains are broad and they abound in scenic beauty that rivals in grandenr and surpasses In magnitude and vari ety the wonders of Switzerland. The Transcript speaks of "what we have left in beautiful National scenery." We have practically everything left in this line, or, if any scenic beauties have been marred or detracted from by the eager hand of civilization, so much remains that the trespass has not been taken into serious account. As well seek "to bind the sweet in fluences of the Pleiades or loose the bands of Orion." as utterly to efface or seriously deface the scenic beauties of the United States. Our Alps abound, and under one name and an other stand out against the sky. sep arating into widely differing scenes and sections our vast areas. Our waterfalls reflect in their sun-kissed mists the hues of the rainbow, from the awe-inspiring fajls and thunderous gorge of Niagara to the lesser falls but not less inspiring gorges of the Missouri, the Yellowstone, the Snake and the Columbia. Our lakes, from the great inland seas that form our northern boundary to the Great Salt Lake, that unexplained and unexplain able body of water that is encircled by the Wasatch Mountains, In Utah; from the chain of lakes that lie, cup like. In the hollaws of Central New York and Northern Minnesota, to our own Crater Lake, the wonder of geolo gists, that tops the mountains of Southeastern Oregon; from the Missis sippi River, that rises In the wintry re gions of the Middle Northwest, and. wandering 3000 miles, loses itself In the Gulf of Mexico, to the mighty Co lumbia, that makes its way Through deep ravines, through burning. barren plains. Through wild and rocky straits. Through forests dark and mountains cleft In twain. Toward the sunset gate. From the wonderland called Yellow stone Park to that other wonderland called Yosemite Valley all is grand, magnificent, exhaustless. Characterized by magnitude, giving the instant Impression of a power above man, grandeur that defies de cay, antiquity that tells of ages un numbered, beauty that the touch of time makes only more beautiful, use exhaustless for the service of man, strength imperishable as the globe, our people have In the scenery that Is their heritage from Mother Nature, herself an asset which is practically indestructible and which makes them rich indeed. TROUBLE IX THE BALKAN'S. The war cloud in the Balkans is still threatening, according to the latest dispatches from Turkey, Servia and Austria. For more than two months a clash has been impending between Turkey, Servia and Monte negro on the one side and Austria on the other, on account of Austria's an nexation, in October, of Bosnia and Herzegovina. Slav provinces, whose government thaticountry has Deen ad ministering since the treaty of Berlin, 30 years ago. Bosnia and Herzegovina have been seized against the protests of themselves and their kinsmen in Servia and Montenegro, thus dashing the dreams of Servla's expansion to the west and southwest. Coincldently with Austria's seizure, Bulgaria declared Its independence of Turkey, which has hold but a nominal sovereignty over that country since 1878. Austria and Bulgaria evidently acted in concert, but Bulgaria is on the road to a peaceable agreement with Turkey, whereby Bulgaria will pay the Sultan for loss of his $600,000 annual tribute from Rumclia and for the Rumelian railroad. The latest dispatches say Bulgaria is willing to pay J16.500.000, but. as Turkey de mands much more, the settlement is likely to be left to International con ference. The only threat of strife between Turkey and Bulgaria i; on account of political maltreatment of Bulgarians in Turkey's Macedonia. The Turks have been conducting a severe boycott against Austrian goods and have succeeded in causing a big trade loss to the Austrians. Last Tuesday at Constantinople, boats bringing ashore luggage from an Aus trian steamer were sunk, by order of the Turkish boycott committee. The Austrian Ambassador, Marquis Polla vicini. has made unsuccessful protests agaisnt the boycott, and the Turkish government has ordered its customs officers not to discriminate against Austrian goods. But this order docs not stop the popular ban put on Aus trian wares in Turkey. Austrian mer chants feel their loss keenly and their government has asked the French government to intervene In their be half, but France has refused, one of the strong reasons being that Fren :h merchants have gained a large part of the trade. From both sides of the disputants comes steady news of warlike prep arations. Turkey has been negotiat ing in Germany for purchase of nearly $2,000,000 worth of shrapnel and in fantry ammunition and the small-arms factories of Berlin are unusually busy with the manufacture of army rilles. Both Montenegro and Servia are strengthening their military forces and their frontiers. ' Several days ago a Vienna dispatch to the London Times said that the feeling is growing Jn Austria that that country is drift ing toward war. although neither the Emperor nor the people desire it. Bosnia and Herzegovina, over which the dispute hangs, contain about 20.000 square miles area the combined size of New Hampshire and Vermont, and about one-fifth the size of Oregon. Their combined popula tion is 1,750,000. Bulgaria would be eager to join the conflict, but is deterred hy Russia, which has informed that country that it would not tolerate any territorial expansion of Bulgaria. The Balkan states have had a period of awaken ing and progress in the last 30 years, and have come to feel themselves im portant in the political affairs of their part of Europe. SHIFTING TK.VOK CENTERS. Annals of commerce from the days of the Phoenicians are replete with instances showing the rise and fall of great cities. The spirit of conquest is ever restless and ever seeking new fields for exploitation. This commer cial conquest, while bliodloss, is fully as effective In shifting trade centers as was that of Alexander the Great in transferring the prestige of Babylon to ports on the Red Sea and Persian Gulf. History has repeated itself through all the changing years since the Meets of Ulysses plowed the Aegean Sea. With so much in the past as a guide to what the future may bring forth, there can be nothing far-fetched in the prophecy that some of the greatest commercial marts on earth are nearing the limit of their expansion, and in the near future must give way to newer and more fortunately situated ports, to which "Commerce shapes the trail." These thoughts are suggested by a remarkable editorial which recently appeared in the New York Sun. There is much in this prophecy, warning, or review, that is of interest to Port land. The article : opens with the statement, "There are stages in the development of every great city, when further growth is dependent upon the foresight of its inhabitants rather than upon gratuitous advantages of location. New York entered upon a stage of this character early in the last century, and now again its posi tion with reference to the future, de mands wise counsel." The Sun says that the opening of the Erie Canal in 1825 decided the prosperity of New York from that time to this. It reviews the immense water-borne traffic, and in noting the transition from water carriage to rail roads, says: When railway building began. It inevi tably followed the existing highway of com merce. In 1S.M the Hudson Klvcr Railroad completed the first rail connection between the Atlantic seaboard and Lake Krle. Two years later, rail connection between New York and I'hu-ago was established, and the era of railway transportation was intro duced. In 1S."2 throuKh freight east on the Krle canal was twenty-six times that car ried by the Central and Erie Railways, but a year later whs only fifteen times greater. The generation following comple tion of the railroad to the West, wit nessed practically the entire West and Northwest, including the vast lake regions, paying full tribute to New York. Recently there has been a di version of this traffic, the change be ing credited by the Sun to this fact: "The heavy railway building ,of the day is southward toward the Gulf ports, which will before long benefit also from traffic through the Panama Canal." With Galveston, Baltimore, New Orleans and other Southern ports cutting in on the traffic which for merly passed through New York, ' there is abundant cause for alarm over the decline in prestige. The Sun thinks that some of the advantages offered by rival ports could be offset by greater economy and efficiency in business, that the cost of trans-shipping goods within the city may h lowered, fire insurance reduced, bet ter public service rendered, rent cut down, and other economies largely within the control of the taxpayers effected in such a manhtr that the port will seem more attractive to shipping. There fs a striking similarity be tween Portland and New York in re gard to the necessity for lessening the cost of handling business after it reaches tide-water. With two of the finest water-level railroads In the world leading down to this port, the position of this city would be impreg nable were it not for the fact that the bar and river below Portland are not yet in keeping with our railroad facili ties. This disability can be remedied if we center our efforts on that por tion of the river most in need of im provements. If we fail to do this, all the advantages which should accrue from our matchless railroad facilities may be lost, and the railroads be forced to seek deep water elsewhere. WHAT IS TRUTH? Every candid person knows that what we call "belief" Is a good deal more an affair of emotion than of logic. Where one man believes or denies a proposition purely because of the evidence in the case, a dozen will do the same thing because of their likes and dislikes. Our attitude toward truth is very largely a matter of feeling,, and reason has little to do with it. There is a vast body of al leged truth which most people believe without a vestige of proof because they think it is their duty. Professor James, of Harvard, has written a book on "The Will to Believe" in which he shows clearly enough that we can ac cept any proposition whatever if we resolutely set about it. The persons who say that it is impossible to be lieve this or that because it is unrea sonable are much mistaken. The most absurd and contradictory things can be believed if one really wishes to do so. Not only that, a man can throw overboard his whole cargo of beilefs in' a single night and take on a new one. Emerson expatiated on the great desirability of changing one's religion occasionally to avoid becoming hide bound. More people follow his coun sel than one would suspect. Who has not seen a man of liberal ideas and popular ways of feeling suddenly change to a pompous pluto crat, with all the narrowness of that conceited tribe, when he made a lucky stroke in the market or fell heir to a fortune? Our whoie outfit of polit ical beilefs and many of our religious opinions are, in reality, but functions of our economic condition. Change the way a man makes his living and you change his whole outlook upon the world. One who earns his bread in a factory where his teeth are loos ened and his nerves destroyed by mer cury fumes cannot possibly have the same concept of the Almighty as a man who dwells leisurely in whole some surroundings. Optimism and pessimism flow naturally from the way the world treats us. if we have all we want and can do everything we de sire, of course we think this Is the best of all possible worlds. If our lives are cramped and our bodies ruined by lethal toil, we can probably discern many things which might be bettered. Very likely there are no two persons on earth to whom the word vtruth" means precisely ' the same, because there are no two whose emotions are identical. Taking account of this fact and some others of a like charac ter, a new school of philosophers have been revising their notions of truth. "What Is truth?" they inquire with "jesting Pilate," and, unlike that im patient ruler, they not only wait for an answer, but actually lind one. The Idea that we human beings could manufacture truth or in any way change it -would be appalling to many every-day human beings. They look upon truth as something outside themselves with which their minds get into relations more or less close; but if they should all die and the-universe should pass away like a scroll, that would not affect the truth at all. It is something fixed, immutable, eternal and independent of all finite thinking. The finite mind can discover truth, but not create it. Now the new philoso phers of whom we spoke look upon the matter differently. To their way of thinking truth is something that grows and changes from one day to another. They put it in this way: "Any belief wl ich works well is true to that extent." The test of truth to them is the way in which it jibes with life. If a proposition adds to the com fort, happiness or ease of life, they say it has truth. In other words, "worth" or value in promoting life is the standard of truth, and we must believe everything which does us good. "HOW absurd," cries the logician; "ought we to believe a proposition that we cannot prove?" There's the rub. Our new philosophers say we can prove whatever is to our advantage. Of course they do not mean quite the same thing by proof that the stern rationalist does. They invert the ques tion and thus play a pretty trick upon the enemy which cannot help but dis concert him if it does not rout him. "Ought we not to believo what it is better for us to believe?" This is the way the pragmatisms put it. Pragmat ism Is the name of this new and dis tressingly heretical philosophy. Of course we ought to believe what it is better for us to believe. Who could expect us to accept propositions which work for the injury of the in dividual or tiie race? K there is a benevolent deity, would he create truth which works badly for his be loved humanity? No, Indeed, he would not. The fact, therefore, that a be lief works well in practice is proof that it Is true and no other proof 1s needed. In fact, the only reality there is about anything whatever is what it does to us. If a thing does nothing to us it does not exist so far as we are con cerned. Hence the only reality a proposition can possibly have lies in its effects upon men. If it does them good, we call it true. If it injures thein, we call it false. Thus truth becomes pretty nearly the same thing as goodness, and we slip round to Tol stoi's famous heresy that the true is the useful. Since we can devise things which are good for us, we can create new truth. Mind, we create it, we do not necessarily discover it. A propo sition remains true as long as it works well, and when it ceases to do so it be comes false. Thus the old views of the astrono mers, Ptolemy and the rest, were, true for hundreds of years, because they served every purpose of life; but the time came when they ceased to be use ful, and then they became false and something better took their place. Men invented a new truth to supplant the outworn one. This has happened all the way down the history of sci ence. Dozens of beliefs have been true for one year or twenty, and then they became false. It was that way with Newton's corpuscle theory of light and Spinoza's distinction be la.ee n substance and attribute And. Dalton's theory of the atoms.. All these were true for a time, but now all of them are false.' This Is the so called pragmatic view of truth. Per haps no reader of this has ever heard of it before or guesses that a furious fight is raging over it among the philosophers. Metaphysical warfare does not often attract much attention from the world, but in the end it turns the course of history more j powerfully than gunpowder does. FEDERAL CONTROL OF SALMON? When Ashmen control salmon legis lation of the Columbia River and dis agree on the remedies that should be applied and on the method of enforc ing the law, the devil take the salmon industry. That has been the situation on the Columbia River always, and it ruled in the conference in Portland last Friday, at the hearing conducted by the subcommittee of the Washing ton State Fish Commission. At that conference the Interests centered in wheels, seines and traps put through resolutions for a closed Sunday and for shortening the catching season in the Spring and in August. The gill netters fought the resolutions and served notice that they would oppose any of the protective measures pro posed until wheels shall be abolished. There is no improvement, then, in the old-time interstate salmon mess of Oregon and Washington. The, fish rivals of the two states will not work together for adequate concurrent leg islation in the two states. As one ele ment puts through a remedy In one house of one Legislature, the other will seek to defeat it in the other house; or, failing in that, will resort to the Legislature of the other state to de feat it. The story is very old and the chances of its being acted again this Winter in two Legislatures are prom ising. Now, you gentlemen of the fish in dustry, whet your knives good and sharp, get ready for the old fight, say that the other fellow is exhausting the salmon, grab all the fish in reach, and care not whether there shall be salmon ten or twenty years hence. President Roosevelt says the proper recourse will be National control of the fish eries, under the Federal power over interstate commerce. In his latest message to Congress he makes a spe cial reference to the Columbia River and urges that remedy, as follows: But the problem is quite as pressing in the interstate waters of the United States. The salmon fisheries of the Columbia River are now but a fraction of what they were 25 vears ago, and what they would be now If the United States Oovernmept had taken complete charge of them by intervening be tween OreRon and Washington. During these 25 years the fisherm?n of each state have naturally tried to take all they could set. anrl the two Legislatures have never bven able to npree on joint action of any kind adequate in degree for the protection of the fisheries. At the moment the fish ins on the Oregon side is practically closed, while there is no limit on the Washington side of any kind, and no one can tell what the courts will decide as to the very stat utes undor which this action and nonaction result. Meanwhile very few salmon reach the spawning grounds, and probably four years hence the fisheries will amount to nothing: and this comes from a struggle between the associated, or gill-net. fisher men on the one hand, and the owners of the fishing wheels up the rivr. The fisheries of the Mississippi, the Ohio and the Potomac are also in a bad way. For this there la no remedy except for the United States to contral and legislate for the interstate fisheries as part of the business of Interstate commerce. In this case the machinery for scientific investigation and for control al ready exists in the United States Bureau of Fisheries. In' this as in similar problems the obvious and simple rule should be fol lowed by having those matters which no particular state can manage taken in hand by the United States; problems which In the seesaw of conflicting State Legislatures are absolutely unsolvabie are easy enough for the Congress to control. Of course the fish interests oppose this plan. It would put them on rigid discipline, and that's what they have been resisting these many years. They desire the "whole say" about the fish industry, and declare that they are the only individuals possessing sufficient knowledge to deal with salmon protec tion. So long as they shall be per mitted to rule the salmon of the Co lumbia, their strife will prevent the right kind of protection. Matters have gone far enough to show that direction of legislation should be taken out of their hands. Legislatures have proved themselves unable or unwilling to look above the fish factions to the public interest. This they must do, or the Federal Government must do, or the salmon supply will dwindle to nothing. LATEST IN WEIIINtiS. The latest idea in weddings is to give the happy couple a tract when the mystic incantation Is recited. It originated in Los Angeles, the city of sunshine, oranges and sympsycog raphy. The sympsycograph was in vented for the Angelenos by Dr. David Starr Jordan; the wedding tract they invented for themselves. The symp sycograph presents to the material vision a picture of harmoniously united souls. The wedding tract aims to fortify and prolong the union in perennial pulchritude. What the contents of the connubial tract may be the accounts do not state, but it must be something ineffably precious. Perhaps it is a message from the evergreen shore received through a tin horn. "Such messages are common in Los Angeles, and as full of wisdom as the horn is of money. To many couples about to marry the best possible advice is Punch's famous "Don't," but, of course they would not follow it. The next best is "Go ahead and fight the battle bravely to the end." The trag edy of marriage is that so many begin courageously, but give up before the race is over. There is no happiness in the world like that of a man and wife who have lived down all their sorrows and come out into the blessed Beulah land of a serene old age to gether. VtHKRE REFORM IS OVEIIKUE. The numerous Secretaries of the Navy who have adorned that impor tant cabinet position since Mr. Roose velt became President, whether re garded individually or collectively, have failed to get results that are at all satisfactory to the people. The Saturday Evening Post in a summary of what these seven troubled years in the Navy Department have brought forth, finds that Mr. Roosevelt has had six Secretaries of the Navy ir the seven years and that the expenditures of the department in that period have been nearly $700,000,000 an amount which is said to be within 3 per cent of as much money as was spent on the Navy in the thirty-two fiscal years be tween the close of the Civil War and the beginning -of the Spanish-American War. With the spirit of conquest at flood' tide in the country and a po sition as a world power being forced upon us, there would be no disposition on the part of the people to find fault with the enormous expenditure which has been made under the direction of this half dozen Scretaries. had the re sults attained proved satisfactory. Nothing serious has happened as yet through the alleged faulty construc tion of our ships but they have not yet been put to the crucial test that will come only in actual warfare. Per haps all of the complaint made by ex-J perts on construction, gunnery and navigation may not be warranted, but it has been admitted that much of this criticism is well-founded. And yet It is not altogether clear that we should expect any better results so long as the present antiquated bureaucratic methods prevail. Viewed from an im partial business standpoint. there seems to be no good reason why the Government should not secure for the head of the departments, men with some special qualification for the po sition they are expected to fill. The business of the Navy Department has been the construction, repair and operation of steam war vessels. From the figures shown It will be seen that In this work there has been expended an average of about $100, 000,000 per year for the past seven years. A private firm engaged in the work of building and operating ships to the extent of one-half or one tenth of that carried on by the Government, would secure as the head of the indus try, a high-priced expert, trained for the position and in every way quali fied to determine whether his depart ment was being conducted on modern methods, or along the fossilized dines of a half century ago. What show, for example, would Attorney-Metcalf of California have of securing a position at the head of a shipping concern that expended . $100,000,000 per year for construction and operating expenses? What the Navy needs instead of lawyers at Its head and fossilized indi viduals throughout the different bu reaus, is a high-priced expert thor oughly familiar with the work to be placed in full charge. To accomplish this It might be necessary to sweep into the discard an army of political appointees who now aid the various bureaus in getting rid of the money, but the Navy is becoming such an im portant branch of our Government that it seems as though It were enti tled to more consideration. If a reform of this nature can be effected in the Navy Department, it would be almost certain to spread to other departments. In time it might even reach the Quartermaster's De partment of the U. S. A. and when it does, the officials of that department would be obliged to buy lumber, hay and other supplies where they could buy them to the best advantage. Perhaps, through the continued vig ilance of his wife and his physicians, political pot-hunters may be kept at bay while Governor-elect Cosgrove, of Washington, gets on his feet again, and is able to stand their onset without danger of physical collapse. The true reason of Mr. Cosgrove's flight on a stretcher is disclosed by the presence about his retreat of eager politicians who have followed him to Paso Ro bles. It was not that the climate of the Evergreen State was unfavorable to his recovery, but that rest and freedom from anxiety were impossible for him there. Proper defenses hav ing been put up and maintained, cheerful reports are coming from the sick bed of Mr. Cosgrove, which give promise that he may yet be inaugu rated Governor of Washington. To be sure the old and wornout ani mals owned by the city should be provided against the vicissitudes of age. What good is there in civil service for man that Is not of equal benefit to the beast? They give up the best part of their lives in honest work and under the system cannot save anything any more than their two-legged compeers. They should be put on a farm where the grass is always juicy and where the sun shines all the time when it does not rain. Then, in time. If the plan works well, who knows but an asylum may be found for the normal jobholders when Time and the increasing inertia of doing nothing a few hours a day shall have demonstrated their use lessness? A news item from Chicago tells of a former society girl, lately divorced from a very wealthy husband, having gone to work to support herself. Her family offered to aid her financially, but she declined, with thanks. That this young woman had just grounds for a divorce cannot be doubted. A woman who prefers honest work to dependence upon relatives is not one to move lightly in any serious mat ter. Self-respect is an asset of far greater value to her than grudged ali mony wrung by legal process from a roue who proved impossible as a hus band. Hereafter when that Tacoma lover gives his prospective bride any pres ents, he will require her to give him a bill of sale and a written guarantee that she will marry him. No man who lives in Tacoma can be too cau tious when experimenting with Port land nurses. An Oakland cashier i3 in jail and $20,000 behind in his accounts from betting on the Seattle races. Who got the money? Some other cashier or the racetrack touts and gamblers? Harper's Weekly has given a full page write-up to Rabbi Stephen S. Wise as the "man from Portland." For a "narrow old man" of 36, Dr. Wise seems to be spreading out a lot. The most Interesting thing about the story that Castro has grabbed $60, 000,000 and left Venezuela forever is the violent assumption that Venezuela has $60,000,000 to grab. A Chicago man got drunk, and was drawn into a foolish real estate in vestment, and thereby made a fortune. That accounts for the way some other people make money. The President ought to apologize and declare that under no circum stances should Congress be exempted from secret service inquiry; and then all will be lovely. If there were Federal Jobs for all to be gotten out of Statement One. it would be a more abiding principle with several members of the Legis lature. How many members of the State Dairy Association have invited milk consumers to visit the dairies and be convinced that the filth tales are false ? The weather Is not so much to blame for the dark days as is the shortness of the days. The days will begin to lengthen next week. According to Mr. Taft, the way to revise the tariff is to revise the tariff. Congress will please stick a pin here. Every drop of Oregon rain brings warmth from the South. Better an Oregon rain than an Eastern blizzard. It's easier to take your time buy ing presents nW than to hurry the day before. Cturiatmas. SILHOUETTES BY ARTHUIt A. UHKK.NE. The Panama Canal should at least yield one good scandal. Heroism's Test. (The press dispatches announce that a young man In Kansas escaped from a foot pad by biting him on the cheek.) Did you ever bite a bandit? Did you ever tame a thief? Did you ever slap a robber on the wrist? Did you ever hold a holdup? Did you ever pinch a pirate? Did you ever strike a striker with your fist? If you never did you cannot be a hero; Your percentages are far below the zero And the moral of this tattle Suggests a tale of battle Or the merry, merry prattle of a big four-flush. Mcnrorlum. A cheer and a tear and a glass of wine For the days that will come no more. A boast and a toaet to the scattered hot Of the days of Auld Lang Syne. That is the way, come work or play, To pledge them our faith anew; It Is better to sing than to grieve today For the joys of an older time. For Sorrow's a changeling creature And Grief is of no avail; It is better to laugh and be merry Than to echo a mourner's wail. A Sorry Fate. - j Mazie was a palmist Who might have been a psalmist If she hadn't met a literary feller Who in the calmest kind of manner And the very beet of grammar Sang a love aong that was very, very meller. Then by way of digression Of his lucrative profession, He proceeded very soon a yarn to land; She was interested at once, (Mazie was a silly dunce,) And she promised to go with him hand I hand. - They were married that-a-way And the neighbors now all say When pointers to young palmists they are giving; "If you marry literary you will find you haven't ary A thing to live on but a sonnet or a lay, Mazie met up with a psalmist. Whose demeanor was the calmest, And, honest, she's a palmist to this day." A Little Remembrance. A gentle and a good man died the other day; died as a gentleman should, standing up. They had warned him that he couldn't live long and that he should lie down and rest for a little while be fore he went away to take the longer rest that is in store for thorn who are weary and heavy laden. But George Jones, my friend who died heroically, was not of the quitting breed and be cause of his courage and his love for those to whom he was beholden, he kept at the day's task until the soft-footed messenger, whose name Is Death, came to him and touched him upon the shoul der. And my friend did not wince nor blanch in the presence of his new-found friend; but he paused, as one should do in courtesy, and having no peace to make with his God, but only to change his garments, he went, smilingly. To the Palace he went, a new courtier, come, un afraid into the presence of the Just. And as he had lived "in simploness and gen tleness and honor and clean mirth." so my good old friend George F. Jones answered "adsum" and went his way. And for us who knew and loved lilm; it were well If we might find his way. Ask the Pnst. How long ago was this old world young? How many years since the morning stars sang And what was the hour the solemn belle rang The death-knell of youth and the race begun, To look to the East and to hark back always And tell us brave tales of "the good old days?" If you take the magazine "ads" for it about all the human race needs now-a-daye is union underwear and automobiles. . Life comprehends three phases: regret for what is past, worry over the present and fear for the future. To the woman who hanown love, mere friendship is as dull and uninter esting as a treatise on anthropology. The Soul of the House. Burgess Johnson. Locust timbers, brick and atones Are Its bones; And I saw them wrought together In the keen Autumnal weather. Joint by Joint and bone by bone to fit a plan. As sages build of fossil forms some unie membeied man. Lath and shingles for a skin Clad It In; And tti took on form and feature As of some familiar creature. Standing silently in dull, repellent guise. And soullessly It looked on me from star ing; window eyes. My own soul seed, deep in earth At my birth Lay a lifeless and as hidden llv the sun and rain unbidden. Until Love had fed It smiles and tears and toll Then green and gracious buds of it came forcing through the soul. Po my house there reared Its head. Cold and dead. With a chill to linger always Till Love breathed along its hallways. Laughed and wept there, tolled and dreamt there In the gloain; Now those window eyes are brimming with the wakened soul of Home. Before the tiospel Were. Edwin Markham In the Woman's Home Com Ian ion. Long noons and evenings after he was gone, Mary the mother, Matthew, Luke and John. Aad all those who loved him to the last. Went over all the marvel of the pa.t Went over all the old familiar ways With tender talk of dear remembert 1 daye. They walked the roads that never gave him retrt Paat Jordan's ford, past Krdron's bridge. Up Olivet, up Hermon's ridge. To that latt road, the one they loved the best. (The climax of the poem is reached In the last verse, which sums up all the thoughts that have been expressed in the preceding lines) Po huddling often by the chimney blaze. Or going down the old remembered waye On many a lingering walk. They held their wonder-talk. Minding each other of some pacred spot. Minding each other of a word forgot: Fo gathering up till all the whispered words Went to the four winds like a flight of birds!