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"RAFFLES, THE AMATEUR CRACKSMAN' By E. W. Hornung, Author of "The Shadow of the Rope," "The Rogue's March," Etc. No. II A LONDON was just then talking of one whose name is already a name and nothing more. Reuben Rosenthall had made his millions on the diamond fields of South Africa, and had come home to enjoy them according to his lights; how he went to work -will scarcely he forgotten by any reader of the half-penny evening papers, which reveled in endless anecdotes of his original indigence and present prod igality, varied with interesting particulars of the extraordinary establishment which the millionaire set up in St. John's "Wood. Here he kept a retinue of Kaffirs, who were literally his slaves; and hence he would sally, with enormous diamonds in his shirt and on his .finger. In the convoy of a prize-fighter of heinous repute, who vas not. however, by any means the vorst element In the Rosenthall menage. So said common gossip; but the fact was sufficiently established by the interfer ence of the police on at least one occasion, followed hy certain magisterial proceed ings which were reported witli justifiable gusto and huge headlines in the newspa pers aforesaid. And this was all one knew of Reuben Rosenthall up to the time when the Old Bohemian Club, having fallen on vil days, found it worth while to organ ize a great dinner in honor of so wealthy an exponent of the club's principles. I was not at the banquet mysolf, but a member took Raffles, who told me all pbout it that very night. "Most extraordinary show I ever went t i in my llfo," suid he. "As for the man himself well. 1 was prepared for some thing grotesque, but the fellow fairly took my breath away. To begin with, he's the most astourding brute to look at, well over six feet, with a chest like a barrel, and a groat hook nose, and the reddest hair and whiskers you ever saw; Drank like a fire-engine, but only got drunk rnough to make us a speech that I wouldn't'havo missed for ten pounds. I'm only sorry you weren't there, too, Bunuy, Id chap." 1 began to he sorry myself, for Raffles was anything but au excitable person, and rrver had 1 seen him so excited lefore. Had he been following Rosenthall's ex ample? His coming to my rooms at mid night morcly to tell me about his dinner was In itself enough to excuse a suspicion whhh was certainly at variance with my :knot le'cige of A. J. Raffles. What did he say?" I inquired mechan ically, divining some subtler explanation of tnis visit and wondering what on earth it rould be. "Say?" cried Raffle. "What did he jot say? He boasted of his rise, he bragged of his riches, and he blackguard ed socloty for taking him up for his monoy and dropping him out of sheer pique and jealousy because he had so much. Ho mentioned names, too. with the most t banning freedom, and swore he was as good a man -as the old country had to .n!iov pace the Old Bohemians. To prove it he pointed to a great diamond in tho mrtidlo of his shirt-front with a little lln f.rr loaded with another just like it. yfifeh of our bloaied Princes could show a o?ir like that.' As a matter of fact they Vixnvd quite woi'dcfiil souos. with a K-f xtas arp1o gleam to tlicm that must menu a pot of money. But old Rosenthall sv.orc he wouldn't take 5O.O00 pounds for the two, and wanted to know where the ofj.er man was who went about with -25,-tOO ir. his shirt-front and another 15,000 on his little finger. He didn't exist. If he did. he wouldn't havo the pluck to weai thorn. But he had he'd tell us why. And boforc you could say Jack Robinson he had whipped out a whacking great .evolvor!" 'Not at the table?" . "At tho table! In the middle of his speeeh! But it was nothing to what ho wanted to do. He actually wanted us to let him write his name in bullets on the opposite wall to show us why lie wasn't j'Traid to go about in all his diamonds! at brute Tunis, the prize-fighter, who is bie paid bully, had to bully his master before he could be persuaded out of it. There was quite a panic for the moment; one fellow was saying his prayers under ire" table, and the waiters bolted to a man." ' What a grotesque scone!" "Groesque enough, but I rather wish they had let him go the whole hog and b!aze away. He was as keen as knives to show us how he could take care of his purplo diamonds; and, do you know. Bunny, I was as koon as knives to see." And Raffiles leant toward me with a lv, slow smile that made the hidden meaning of his visit only too plain to me at last. "So you think of having a try for his diamonds?" He shrugged his shoulder.. "It is horribly obvious, I admit. But yes. I have set my heart upon tlrem. To "e quite frank. 1 have had them on my conscience for some time; one couldn't hear so much of the man and his prize lighter, and his diamonds, without feeling it a kind of duty to have a go for them; but when it comes to brandishing a re volver and practically challonglng the world, the thing becomes inevitable. It is simply thrust upon one. I was fated to hear that challenge. Bunny, and I. for nc. must- take It up. I was only sorry I ' tuidn t get on my hind legs and say so -veri nd there." ""Well." I said, "I don't see the necessity as things am with us; but, of course, I'm jour man." My tone may have been half-hearted. I did my best to make it otherwise. But it was barely a month since our Bond street exploit, and we certainly could have afforded to behavo ourselves for some time to come. We had been getting along so nicely: by- his advice I had scribbled a thing or two; inspired by Raf fles. 1 had even done an article on our own jowcl robbery: and for the moment I was quite satisfied -with this sort of ad venture. I thought we ought to know when we were well off, and could see no point in our running fresh risks before we were obliged. On the other hand, I was anxious not to show the least dispo sition to break the pledge that I had given a month ago. But It was not on ny manifest disinclination that Raffles fastened. "Necessity, ray dear Bunny? Does the writer only write when the wolf is at the door? Does the painter paint for bread alone? Must you and I be driven to c rime like Tom of Bow and Dick of Whlte 'hapel? You pain me, my dear chap: you needn't laugh, because you do. Art for art's sake, is a vile catchword, but I con fess It appeals to me. In this case my motives are absolutely pure, for I doubt if we shall ever be able to dispose of such peculiar stones. But If I don't have a r.r for them after tonight I shall never w able to hold up my head again." His eye twinkled, but It glittered, too. "We shall have our work cut out," was all I said. "And do you suppose I should be keen on It if. we .hadn't?" cried Raffles. "My r fellow, I would rob St. Paul's Cathc . ! if I could, nut-1 could no more scoop a till -when, the shopwalker'wssn't looking han-I could bag the apples out of air old woman's basket. Even that little busl c s last raonth -was a. sordid affair, but 1 was necessary, and I think its strategy Costume Piece redeemed It to some extent. Now, there'3 some credit, and more sport, in going where they boast they're on their guard against you. The Bank of England, for example, is the ideal crib; but that would need half a dozen of us with years to give to the job; and meanwhile Reuben Rosen- thall is high enough game for you and me. e know he's armed. We know how Billy Purvis can fight. It'll be no soft thing. I grant you. But what of that, my good Bunny what of that? A man's reach must exceed his grasp, dear boy, or what the dickens is a heaven for?" "I would rather we didn't exceed ours just yet," I answered, laughing, for his spirit was irresistible, and the plan was growing upon me, despite my qualms Trust me for that," was his reply; "I'll see you through. After all. I expect to find that the difficulties arc nearly all bn the surface. These fellows both drink like the devil, and that should simplify matters considerably. But we shall see. and we must take our time. There will probably turn out to be a dozen different ways In which the thing might be done, and we shall have to choose between them. It will mean watching the house for at least a week. In any case: It may mean lots of otheithlngs that will take much longer; but give me a week and I will tell you more. That's to say If you're really on." "Of course I am." I replied indignantly. "But why should I give you a' week? Why shouldn't we watch the house together?" 'Because two eyes arc as good as. lour and take up less room. Never hunt in I couples unless you're obliged. But don't you look offended. Bunny: there'll be J plenty for you to do when the time comes, I that I promise you. You shall have your share of the fun. never fear, and a pur ple diamond ail to yourself If we're lucky." ! On the whole, however, tills conversa tion left me less than lukewarm, and I j still remember the depression which came j upon me when Raffles was gone. I saw j he folly of the enterprise to which I had committed myself the sheer, gratuitous, unnecessary folly of it. And the para doxes in which Raffles reveled, and the frivolous casuistry which was neverthe less half sincere, and which his mere per sonality rendered wholly plausible at the moment of utterance, appealed very little to me when recalled In cold blood. I ad mired the spirit of pure mlsehW in which he seemed prepared to risk his liberty and his life, but I did not find It an infectious spirit on calm reflection. Yet the thought of withdrawal was not to be entertained for a moment. On the contrary. I 'vas impatient of tne delay ordained by Bar- lies; and, perhaps, no small part of my secret disaffection came of his galling de- termination to do without me until the last moment. it made it no better that this was char- acteiistic of the man and of his attitude towurd me. For a month we had beon. I suppose, the thickest thieves In all Lon don. and yet our Intimacy was curiously Incomplete. With all his charming frank ness, there was in Raffles a vein or ex pricloiid reserve which was perceptible enough to be very irritating. He had the instinctive soeretiveness of the inveterate criminal. -He would make mysteries of matters of common concern: for example. I never knew how or whero he disposed of the Bond-street Jewels, on the proceeds of which wo were both still leading the oulward lives of hundreds of other younjr foiiow about town. He was consistently mysterious about that and thcr details oC which it senr.ed t nie thl I had si I- itdy tvtrticd tlw light ! know every- thing. I could not but remember how he had led Jne Into my first felony by moans of a trick, while yet uncertain whother he could trust me or not. That I could no j longer afford to resent, but I did resent i.hls want of confidence in me now. I said nothing about It. but it rankled every day, and never more than In the week that succeeded the Rosenthall dinner. When I met Raffles at tho club he would toll me nothing: when 1 went to his rooms he was out. or pretended to be. One day he told mo ho was getting on well, but slowly: it was a more tlokllsh game than he had thought; but when I began to ask questions he would say no more. Then and there, in my annoyance. I took my own declfion. Since he would tell me nothing of the result of his vigils, 1 determined to keep one on my own account, and that very evening found my way to the millionaire's front gates. The house he was occupying is, 1 be lieve, quite the largest in. the St. John's Wood district. It stands in the angle formed by two broad thoroughfares, neither of which, as it happens. Is a 'bus route, and I doubt If many quieter1 spots exist within the four-mile radius. .Quiet also was the great square house, in Its garden of grass plots and shrubs; the lights were low. the millionaire and his friends obviously spending their evening elsewhere. The garden walls were only a few feet high. In one there was a side door opening Jnto a grass passage; in the other -two live-barred, grained and var nished gates, one at either cna of the little semi-circular drive, and both wide open. So still was the place that I had a great mind to walk boldly In and learn something of the premises;. In fact, I was on the point of doing so when I heard a ! hind me. I turned" found and S I the dark scowl and the dirty clinched list of a dilapidated tramp. "You fool!" said he. "You utter idiot!" "Raffles." "That's- It." he whispered savagely, "tell all the neighborhood give me away at the top of your voice!" With that he turned ln back upon me rmd shambled down tho road, shrugging i his shoulders and mutterng to hlmscir as ! thoush 1- nad refund him Almt A tvc niomcnts I stood astounded. Indignant.' at loss: then I followed him. His feet traKed. his knees gave, his back was bowed, his head kept nodding: It was the gait of a man SO years of age; Presently I he waited for me midway between two ' Lampposts. As I came u: he wan llehtinc rank tobacco In a cutty pipe with an evil smelling match, and the flames showed me the suspicion of a smile. lou must forgive my heat. Bunny, but ! it really was verv foolish of vou. Here am j I trying every dodge begging at the door one night hiding In the ohrubs the next doing every mortal thing but stand and stare at the house as you went and did. I It's a costume piece, and in you rush, in j your ordinary clothes, f tell you they're 1 on the lookout for us night and day. It's J the toughest nut I ever tackled!" j "Well." said I, "If you had told me so 1 before' I shouldn't have come. You told me nothing." He looked hard at me from under the broken brim of a battered billy-cock. "You're right." he said at length. "I've been too close. It7 become second na ture with me when I've anything on. But here's- an end of it. Bunny, so far as 3ou re concerned. I'm going homo now. ! and I want you to follow me; but for heaven s sake keen your distance, and don't speak to me again until I speak to you. There give me a start." And he was off again, a decrepit vagabond, with his hands In his pockets, his elbows squared and frayed coat-tails- swinging raggedly from, side to side. I followed him to the Finchley Road. There he took an Atlas omnibus, and I sat some rows behind him on the top. but not far enough to ?ape the pest of his vile tobacco. That he could carry his character sketch to such a pitch he who would only smoke one brand of cig arettes! It was the last, least touch of the insatiable artist, and it charmed away what mortification there still re mained In me. Once more I felt the fas cination of a comrade who wan forever dazzling one with a fresh and unsuspected fact of his character. Aj we neared Piccadilly I wondered what ho would do. Surely he was not going Into the Albany like that? No. he took another omnibus to Slnane street. I sitting behind him as before. At Sloanc street we changed again, and were pro i entiy Jn the long lean artery of the asotr to Kings Road. I was now all I know our destlnaton-. nor was I kept j many-more minutes in doubt Raffles got t down. I followed. He crossed the road I and disappeared up a dark turning. I pressed after him, and was in time to see his coat-tails as he plunged Into a still darker flagged alley to the right. He was holding himself up and stepping out like a young man once more: also. Jn some subtle way. he already looked less j disreputable. But I alone wart there to see him: the alley waft absolutely desert ed and desperately dark. At the further end he opened a door with a latcji-kcy. and It was darker yet within. Instinctively i drew back and heard j him chuckle. We could no longer see each other. ! "AH right. Runny! There's no hanky- i pinky this time. Tlic are studio, my ! rHmd". and T'm no oftV.t lawful ten.ints. ' j Indeed. In a not here iniuutf v,o wre if A Mly nin with sklghu eaelt. drciw- ' '"g cupboard, platform and every other ' adjunct sav tlx firno of actual labor, I The first thing I saw, as Raffles lit the gas. was its reflection in hit? rllk hat on ' Pss benide the rest of his normal , garments. "Looking for the works of art?" con- tlnuod Raffles, lighting si elgarctto and beginning to divest himself of his rags. "I'm afraid you won't find any. but there's the canvas I'm always going to make a start upon. I toll them I'm looking high and low for my Ideal model. I have the stove lit on prln- clplcs twice a week, and look in and leave a newspaper and a smell of Sul- Uvans how good they are after shag! Meanwhile I pay my rent and am good tenant in every way; and It's a ver useful little plcd-a-terre -there HE ACTDAIXY- WANTKD US TO LET HIM WRITE is no saying how useful it might be at a pinch. As it is. the billycock comes In ana tho topped goes out. and no body takes the slightest notice of either; at this time of night the chances are that there's not a soul Jn the build ing except ourselves." "You never told me you went in for . dlsgulses." said I, watching him as he cleansed the grime from his face and hands. "No, Bunny, Tve treated you very shabbily all around. There was really no reason why I shouldn't havo shown you this place a month ago,' and yet there was. no point in my doing so, and ! circumstanccs are Just conceivable in s scnthall: the house itself was shut up. which it would have suited us both for , thanks to the outrageous libertine next you to be in gonulnc ignorance of xnv 1 door, who, by driving away1 tire neigh whereabouts. I have something to : o01. t180 Kont far towards delivering sleep on, as you perceive, la case of hlmslf Into our hands. Practically se- need, anil, of , course, my name Is not Raffles In the King's Road. So you will f c lht e m,sht bolt further and : rare w0"Se- i , "Meanwhile you use the place as a dres3lng-room?" "It's my private pavilion," said Raf fles. "Disguises? In some cases they're half the battle, and it's always pleas ant to feel that, if the worst comes to the worst, you needn't necessarily be convicted under your own name. Then they're Indispensable in dealing with tae fences. 1 drive ull ray bargains in the tongue and raiment of Shoredltch. If I didn't there'd be the very devil to pay in blackmail. Now, this cupboard's full of all sorts of toggery. I tell the woman who cleans the room that It's for my models when I find 'cm. By the way, I only hope I've got something that'll fit you, for you'll want a rig for tomorrow night" "Tomorrow night!" I explalmed. "Why. what do you mean to do?" "The trick," said Raffles. "I Intend ed writing to you as soon as"I got back to my rooms, to ask you to look me up tomorrow afternoon; then I was going to unfold my plan of campaign and take you straight into action then and there. There's nothing like putting the nervous players In first; it's the sitting with their pads on that upsets their apple-cart; that was another of my reasons for being so confoundedly close. You must Iry to forgive me. I couldn't help remembering how well you played up last trip, without any time to weaken on It beforehand. All I want is for you to be as cool and smart tomorrow night as you were then; though, by Jove, there's no com parison between the two cases!" "I thought you would find It so." "You were right. I have. Mind yon, I don't "say this will lie the tougher job all around; we shall probably get in without any difficulty at all; it's the getting out again that may flummox us. That's the worst of an irregular household." cried Raffles, with quite a burst of virtuous indignation. "I as sure you. Bunny, I spent the whole of Monday night in the shrubbery of tne garden next door, looking over the wall, and, if you'll believe me, some body was about all night long! I don't mean the Kaffirs. I don't believe they ever go to bed at all poor devils! No. I mean Rosenthall himself, and that pasty-faced beast. Purvis. They were up and drinking from midnight, when they came In. to broad daylight, when I cleared out Even then I left them sober enough to slang at each other. By the way. they very nearly came to blows In tho grd?n-nvlthin a few yards of me. and I heard something that might be useful and make Rosenthall shoot crooked at a critical moment. You know what an I. D. B. Is?" '"Illicit diamond buyer?" "Exactly. Well, it seems that Rosen thall was one. He must have let It out to Purvis in his cups, nyhow. I heard Purvis taunting him with It. and threatening him with the breakwater at Cape Town, and I begin to think our friends are friend and foe. But about tomorrow night: there's nothing subtle in my plan. It's simply to get in while these fellows arc out on the loofc. and to lie low til they come hack, and longer. If possible, wc must doctor the whisky. That would simplify the whole thing, though It's not a very sporting ' KHmc to play; still, wc must remember J Rosenthall's revolver; we don't nam j him to sign his niinn on us. With, nil ' tho-se Kaffirs about, however., it's ten ' to one on the whisky .and x hundred one am Inst f. if wr gt looking for I R-, A brush with the heathen would j p6u crarymin.t It t?fu nd more. Be- i sides, there are the ladies " j "The deuce there are!" "Ladies with an i. and the verv ! voices for raising Cain. I fear, I roar the clamor. It would be fatal to us. ! Au contraie. if wc can manage to stow i ourselves away unbeknowns. half the . battle will be won. If Rosenthal! turns , in drunk. It's a .purple diamond aplooe. , If he sits up sober, it may be a bullet , Instead. Wo will hope "not. Bunny; ' and all the firing wouldn't be on one j side: but It's on the knees of the gods." And so we left It when wc shook hands in Piccadilly not by any means as much later as I could have wished. i jtames wouici noi sisk me u nis rooms I tl... t nlnkl T T ..U I.. .t it .. . 1 to have a long night before playing " cricket and other games. His final HIS NAME IN BULLETS ON THE OPPOSITE I word to me was framed" on the same principle. "Mind, only one drink tonight, Bun ! ny. Two at the outside as you valuo your life and mine!" ! I remember ray abject obedience, and ! the endless, sleepless night it gave me. and the roofs of the houses opposite stand- Ing out at last against the blue-gray Lon don dawn. I wondered whether I should ever see another, and was very hard en myself for that HttlC expedition which I had made on my own willful account. It was between S and 3 o'clock In the evening when we took up our position in the garden adjoining that of Reuben Ro- Y t'fffgp-- - . h i cure from surprise on that side, we could I watch our house under cover of a wall Just high enough to see over, while a fair max gin of shrubs in either garden afford- ed us additional protection. Thus en- trenched, we had stood an hour, watching a pair of lighted bow-windows with vague shadows flitting continually across the blinds and listening to the drawing of corks, the clink of glasses and a gradual crescendo of coarse rolces within. Our luck seemed to have deserted us; the owner of tho purple diamonds was dining at home and dining at undue length. I t bought it was a dinner party. Raffle diffored: in the end we proved right. Whor-te gratod In the drive, h arriage unit oalr stood at the ittep; there was a jtampd from tlo Ulning-rooni. and tilt loud voices died away. t6 burnt forth prrwnily front the porch. I.ot me make our position perfectly clear. Wc were ovor the wall, at the sldo of tho house, but a few foot from j the dining-room windows. On our right. one angle ot tne nuiiding cut tne oacic lawn In two diagonally; on our left, another angl- Just permitted us to see the Jutting steps and tho waiting car riage. Wo Rosonthall come out saw the glimmer of his diamond." before anything. Then came the pugilist; then a lady with a head of hair like a bath sponge; then another, and the party was complete. Raffles ducked and pulled mc down in great excitement. "The ladle." are going with them," he wblsnorod. "Tills Is groat!" "That's hotter still." WALL. "The Gardenia!" the millionaire had bawled. "And that's best of. all. said Raffles, standing upright as hoofs and wheels crunched through the gates Rn4 rattled off at a fine speed. "Now what?" I whispered, trembling with excitement. "They'll be clearing away. Yes, here come their shadows. The drawing-room windows open on the lawn. Bunny. It's the psychological moment. Where's that mask?" I produced it with a hand whose trem bling I tried in vain to still, and could have died for Raffles when he made no comment on what he could not fall to notice. His own hands were firm and' cool as he adjusted my mask for me and then his own. . . "By Jove, old ooy" he whispered chcer- """""" ' """f ""' ' ---------------T i 1 TOOK THE XTAIRa THREE AT A TIjrK. I I . . 4 about tho greatest ruffian These masks alone will dor.n j a nigger. If we meet one. But I'm glad J I remembered to tell you not to shave, J You'll pass for Whltechapel if the worst ! comes to the worst. and you don't forg'et to talk the lingo. Better sulk like a mule : if you're not sure of it. and leave the fJaloguo to me. but. please our star?, there j will be no need. Now. are you ready?" "Quite." j "Got your gag?" i "Yes." "Shooter?" Yos." "Th-'n follow me." In an instant wv were over the wall. In another on the lawn, behind the hqu?c. There was no moon. The very stars In their courses luyl veiled themselves for our benefit. I crept at my leader's heels to some French windows opening upon a shallow veranda. He pushed. Thcy ylelded. "Luck again." he whispered; '.'nothing but luck! Now for a light." And the light came! A good score of electric burners glowed rod for the fraction of a second, then rained merciless white beams Into our blinded jcyest. When we found our sight four revolvers covered up. and be tween two of them the colossal frame of Reuben Rosenthall shook with a wheezy laughter from head to foot. "Good evening, boys." he hiccoughed. uiad to see yo at r.ist. Shift foot or finger, you on the loft, though, and you're a dead boy. I mean you, you greasor!" he roared out at Raffles. "I know you. I've beeu waitin' for yon. I've been watchln you all this week! Plucky smart you thought yrrsclf. didn't you? One j day boggln', next time shammln tight, i and next one o them old pals from Klm j berlcy what never come when I'rr. In. But you left the same tracks every day, you buggina an the name tracks every l night, all round the blessed premises." "All right, guv'iior." drawled Raffles; "don't excite. It's a fair cop. Wo don't , weat to know 'ow ybu bmng It orf. On'y don't you go for to ) shoot, 'cos we int awmed. s'hclp me Gord!" "Ah, you're a knowln one," said Rosen thall. fingering his triggers. "But you've struck a knowin'cr." "Ho. yuss, we know all abaht thet! Set a thief to ketch a thief ho. yuss." My eyes had torn themselves from the round black muzzles, from the accursed diamonds that had been our snare, the pasty pig-face of the over-fed pugilist, and the flaming checks- and hook nose of Rosenthall himself. I was looking be yond them at the doorway filled with quivering silk and plush, black faces, with eyeballs, wooly pates. But a sudden sil ence recalled my attention to the mil lionaire. And only his nose retained its color. "What d'ye mean?" he whispered with a hoarse oath. '"Spit it out, or, "by Christ mas. I'll drill you!" "Whort price thet brikewatcn?" drawled Raffles coolly. "Eh?" Rosenthall's revolvers were' describing widening orblfs. "Whort price thet brikewater old I. D. B.r . . "Where in hell did you get hold o that?" asked Rosenthal!, with a rattle In his thick neck, meant for mirth. : "You may well arst." says Raffles. "It's all over the plice w'cre I come from' "Who can spread such rot?" "I dunno," says Raffles; "arst tho gen tleman on yer left; p'r'aps 'e knows." The gentleman on his left had turned livid with emotion.' Guilty conscience never declared Itself in plainer terms. For a moment his small eyes bulged like currants .in the suet of his face; the next, he had pocketed his pistols on a professional Instinct, and was up'on us with his fists. "Out o the light-out o' the light!" yelled Rosenthall In a frenzy. He was too late. No sopner had the burly pugilist obstructed his fire than Raffles was through the window at a bound while I, for standing still and sayjng nothing, was scientifically felled to the floor. I cannot have been many momenta with out roy senses. When I recovered them there was a 'great to-do In the 'garden, but I had the drawing-room to -myself. I sat up. Rosenthall and Purvis were rushing about, outside,, cursing the Kaffirs and nagging at each other. "Over that wall, I tell yer!" "I tell You It was this one.' Can't you whistle for the police?" "Police be damned. I've had- enough of the blessed police." ' "Then we'd better get back and make sure- fit .the', other rotter." "Oh. made sure o' yer skin. That's what you'd better do. 'Jala, you black hog, if I catch you sknlklnV . . -. . 1 never, heard the' threat. I. was creep ing from the drawing-room -on my hands i ily, "you look 1 1 ever sawF T and knees, my own revolver swinging by Its steel ring from my teeth. For an instant I thought that tha hall also was deserted, I was wrong, and I crept upon a Kaffir on all fours. Poor devil, I could not bring myself to deal him a base blow, but I threatened him. most hideously with my revolver, and left the white teeth chattering In his black: head as I took the stairs three at a time. Why I went upstairs in that de cisive fashion, as though It were my only course. I cannot explain. But gardsn and ground floor seemed alive with men, and I might have done worse. I turned Into the first room I cams to. It was a bedroom empty, though lit up: and never shall I forget how I started as I entered, on encountering the awfsU villain that was myself at full length in a pier-glassl Masked, armed and ragged. I was Indeed fit carrion for a bullet or the- hangman, and to one or the other I made up my mind. Nevertheless, I hid myself In the wardrobe behind the mir ror: and there I stood shivering and cursing my fate, my folly, and Raffles most of all Raffles first and last for I dare say half an hour. Then tho ward- rooe aoor was nung suaaeruy open: .ney had stolen Into the room without a sound; and I was hauled downstairs, an Ignomi nious captive. Gross scenes followed in tlva hall: the ladles were now upon the stage, and at sight of the desperate criminal thcy screamed with one accord. In truth I must have given them fair cause, though my mask was now torn away and hid nothing but my left ear. Rosenthall. an swered their shrioks with a roar for silence: the woman with the bath-sppnge hair swore at him shrilly In return: the place became a Babel impossible to de scribe. I remember wondering how long" it would be before the police appeared. Purvis and the ladles were for calling them In and giving me in charge without delay. Rosenthall would not hear of it. He swore that he would shoot the man or woman who left his sight. He had had enough of the police. He was not going to have them coming in there to spoil sport: he was going to deal with me in his own way. With that he dragged mo from all other hands, flung me against a door, and sent a bullet crashing through, tho wood within an Inch of my ear. "You drunken fool! It'll be murder!" shouted Purvis, setting in the way a sec ond time. "Who do I care? He's armed, isn't he? I shot him in self-defense. It'll be a warn ing to others. Will you stand aside, or d'ye want It yourself?" "You ro drunk." said Purvis, still be tween u. "I saw you take a neat- tum blerful since you came in, and it's made you drunk as a Tool. Pull yourself to gether, old man. You ain't a-going to do what you'll be sorry for." "Tnen I won't shoot at him. I'll only shoot roun an roun' the beggar. You're quite right, ole feller. Wouldn't hurt him. Groat mishtake. Roun an roun. There like that!" His freckled paw shot up over Purvis shoulder, mauve lightning came from his ring, a red flash from his revolver, and shrieks from tho women as the rever berations died away. Fome splinters lodged In my hair. v S Next instant the prizoffivhtcr disarmed him: and I was safe from ,ba-&-tt out finally doomed to the decpfsea. A police man was in our midst. Me had entered through the drawlng-roofn window; he was an officer of fsw wordVand creditable promptitude. In a twlnfvfing he had tho handcuffs on my wrisU. while the pugi list explained the situation and his patron reviled tho force and it representative with impotent malignjty A fine watch they kept: a lot of good :8ey did: coming in when all was over 1d the wholo household might havo bori murdered In tht I- iteVp. "itie ofiicor snlydelgned to notice him as he marched mc off." "We know all about you. sir." said ha contemptuously, and he refused-the sov ereign Purvis offered. "You will be see ing mo again, sir. at Marylcbone." "Shall 1 come now?" "As you please, sir. I rather think the other gentleman requires you more, and E don't fancy this young man means to give much trouble." "Oh. I'm coming quietly," I said. And I went. In silence we traversed perhaps a hun dred yards. It must have been midnight. We did not meet a soul. At last I whis pered: "How on earth did you manage it?" "Purely by luck." said Raffles. "I had the luck to get clear away through know ing every brick of those back-garden walls, and the double luck to have tbeso togs with the rest over at Chelsea. The helmet is one of a itection I made up at Oxford: here It goes-, over this wall, and we'd better carry the coat and belt before we meet a real officer. I got them once for' a fancy ball ostensibly and thereby hangs a yarn. I always thought they might come in useful a second time. My chief crux tonight was getting rid of the hansom that brought mc back. I sent him off to Scotland Yard with ten bob and a special message to good old Mackenzie. The whole detective depart ment will be at Rosenthall's In about half an hour. Of course, I speculated on our gentleman's hatred of the police another huge slice of luck. If you'd got away, well and good: If not. I felt he was the man to play with his mouse as lonj as possible. Yes. Bunny, It's been more of a costume piece than I intended, and we've come out of it with a good deal less cred it. But, by Jove, we're jolly lucky to have come out of it at alii" (Copyright, 1903. by Charles Scrlbners Sons.) Why Negroes Rarely Commit Suicide POLICE statistics from various cities of the country show that the number of negroes who commit suicide is very small, and now some of the wise men of the Nation are trying to figure out wny such is the case, says the Washington Post, It is really astonishing, by the way, how many persons there are in the coun try who apparently have nothing to do but to draw conclusions and form theories from a cold-blooded statement of facts. One of these theorists Is convinced that the negro does not commit suicide be cause, the- troubles of the world sit lightly upon him and he does not take to heart the annoyances and worries that drive his more cultured arid sensitive white brother to shunt the ills we have by flee ing to others that we know not of. Still another savant declares that self-destruction is- a form of bravery and that the negro is a coward: that he thlnka more of his body than he does of his soul. A festive newspaper man out West of fers another explanation by saying that it is hot necessary for the negro who wants to die to kill hinisplf. All he has to do Is to put on his noisy clothes, attend a."pahlah" .social and .try to monopolize the belle of the ball. Some jealous rival will do the rest All of these theories, however, are easily exploded when- observation Is brought to 'play. All physicians .wilV: tell-you that few men commit suicide . without first thinking the matter over very seriously. That's what naves the negro. When ho sits down to think it over he goes'to sleep and forgets It. 3Iodem Catechism. New YorkSun . Sunday Scnool Teacher Now. " Ethel, who were our first parents? . Ethel I don't remember: my mamma, was married six times and my papa five, "but I think the first ones were Smith.