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THE. MORNING OREGONTAN THURSDAY, APRIL, 1, 1915. n : : : m mm aw MxyJmrn i PROMINENT MATRON WHO IS DIRECTING MATINEE BENEFIT FOR I Hi.EJsSll xSs--?' ilJi CHILD WELFARE COMMISSION. -- - " jpi Three Pound Jlk jy -: s( fr) ? Cans, $ "g .10 r fr J Vr Snecial at VW LL ."r-f V J te) I t GoUenWestfaaot 5 Ill i, ifT V V Z?T f ! ill . 4 y w i si . - , .. r I I 4r-;f . i III e ...j ill a'- r II I ft - . III si& v Jg T&. T K ' -M I I i i T jS I " I J I 1, '!"... in . iiiii III f - A , , ' ! , i II K,-WWMiMtl 1 " " CHARMING and dellghttully In formal was the tea for which Miss Allsa and Mies Maisie MacMaster were hostesses yesterday afternoon at their home In Ardgour, honoring their house gruest. Miss Renee du Pont, of Wilmington, Del. Their guests in cluded a few of the younger matrons and the belles of society. The tea table, artistic In appointment, was pre sided over by Mrs. J. G. Edwards and Hiss Mary F. Failing. Amone those who aireaay nm planned to entertain this charming visi tor are Miss Jean Mackenzie, who has asked a few friends to a matinee at the Orpheum on Monday, followed by tea. Mr. and Mrs. Edwards will be dinner hosts Wednesday evening ' for her. and Mrs. J. Andre Fouilhoux will entertain with a luncheon on Tuesday at the Waverly Country Club. Another pretty affair of yesterday afternoon was the tea for which Miss Gladys Ross was hostess compliment ing Mrs. Frederick A. Barker, house geust of Mrs. Robert Uvingstone, who is leaving today for Honolulu to join her husband. Lieutenant Barker. Mrs. D. W. Ross received with her daughter and the honor guest, and the ta table was presided over by Air a "Whitney Morden and Mrs. Gerald Beebe. Assisting about the rooms were Misses Helen Bates. Jean Brownlie, Helen Har inon and Mrs. J. P. Varnum. Mrs. May Catherine Beaver presided at a charming luncheon Wednesday in honor of Mrs. Edmund Mills Taylor, of Fairbanks, Alaska, who left with her sister. Miss Zadie Relcbwine. for San Francisco, Los Angeles and Coronado Beach, returning to Portland about June 1. At the luncheon were Mrs. Pauline Relchwine, of New York; Mrs. Church C. Smith, Mrs. James Edward Harvey, Miss Zadie Reichwine, of New York; Mrs. Edmund Mills Taylor and the hostess. Mrs.' Rose Coursen Reed and Miss Eleanor Brodie have returned from a short visit at Gearhart. At the benefit matinee to be held at the Heilig Theater Easter Monday there will be a number of special features In addition to the performance. One of the attractions will be a candy booth conducted by Mrs. E. E. Coovert. She will be assisted by pupils of the dif ferent high schools, who are also mak ing and supplying the candy for th sale. The chairmen of the different schools include: Lincoln. Miss Alice Green; Franklin, Miss Eva Elwell; Washington. Miss Esther Merrill; Jef ferson, Miss Grace Miller. The young matrons of Irvington will have a booth also, which will be in charge of Miss Lillian Morgan, and the Overlook booth will be presided over by Miss Heiia Berger. Cans, $ Special at Golden West is not a coffee that re quires patent percolators or the art of a French chef to prepare. The inexperienced bride can make coffee in a 10c pot that will delight the most exacting husband. Steel cut, no dust, no chaff. At good grocers Closset & Devers The Oldest & Largest C o t f e e Roasters in the Northwest not required of picture theaters. When vaudeville is staged in the picture theaters. Fire Marshal Stevens says, th fire ordinances should be complied with strictly. i Among the Portland people who vis ited the campus at Stanford'University, Palo Alto, Cal.. for Junior week fes tivities were Miss Elsie Lee, of Univer sity of California: Miss Marjorie Cam eron. Wallace Greer, Frank Beach and C K. Butterfield. A dancing party will be given April at the Hibernian Hall. 340 Russell street, under the auspices of the Hi bernian Building Association. ... Mrs. John Miles and daughter. Miss Winnifred, of Chehalis. are visiting .Mrs. Anna Gates, 564 Miller avenue. ... A delightful social event took place at the home of Mrs. D. A. Grout. 1625 East Main street, on Friday, when the members and friends of Mount Tabor Methodist Episcopal Church were en tertained. Mrs. George Hutchinson and Mrs. E. X. Wheeler sang. Miss Brong gave several readings and little Cath erine Grout sang sweetly. Refresh ments were served and sociability prevailed. APAN. Historically, Politically J and Socially," will be the sub ject of a lecture to be given Friday afternoon at 3:15 o'clock before the members of the literature department of the Portland Woman's Club. The speaker will be H. B. Miller, director of the department of commercial and industrial survey in the school of commerce. University of Oreson. A large attendance Is anticipated. Under the direction of Mrs. J. D. Spencer, the department has had many interest ing meetings this season and a large number of distinguished speakers have appeared at the gatherings. The departments of art and psy chology meet before Mrs. Spencer's de partment and several of the clubwomen attend all three sessions. The Monday Musical Club, ark or ganisation that is continually planning entertainment for educational affairs! and for the pleasure of its friends. gave a delightful concert on Tuesday night at the White Temple. The affair was free and a large attendance marked the occasion. W. H. Boyer led the audience in a number of well- known hymns. Mrs. Annette Stoddard presided at the organ. Mrs. Hutchinson - sang with expression and dramatic effect Chadwiek's "A Ballad f the Trees" and "The Master." .Miss Chris tine Brakel played a violin solo, Schubert's Serenade," beautifully. E. M, Evans i-ang Gounod's "There Is a Green Hill Far Away." The Monday Musical Club Chorus, under the direction of W. IT. Boyer. made its second appearance of the season and rendered several numbers. The most difficult number was Gaul's "List the Cherubic Host." The inci dental solos were sung acceptably by Miss fe.ua van Leuwen and K. Maldwyn Evans. The accompaniment of the organ, piano and violins made the num ; her a veritable gem. Mrs. Annette Stoddard was at the organ. Mrs. Flor ence Hammond at the piano and Miss Christine Brakel. Miss Roxanna Worn melsdorf and Miss Marie Chapman were the violinists. . The Deaconess Aid Society and the Woman's Foreign Missionary Society of the Mount Tabor Methodist Episcopal Church will unite in an all-day meet ing on Wednesday, April 7, at the Deaconess Home on East Twenty-sixth and Flanders streets. The Deaconess' Aid Society will celebrate its fourth anniversary with appropriate exercises. Following a cafeteria luncheon and social hour, the Woman's Foreign Mis sionary Society will hold a business meeting and study of the textbook -The Child In the Midst." The Athena Delphia Society will meet with Mrs. E. K. Coovert, S-6 Johnson street, tomorrow afternoon at 1:30 o'clock. Miss Eugenia Woodbury will be present to carry on the coaching work. . The Brooklyn School Alumni Associa tion will hold its next meeting in the school assembly hall tomorrow evening. Miss Winnifred Jones. Genevieve Rob ertson, Kenneth Ritchie and Luther Er'.ckson have arranged a special pro gramme. As there are several impor tant subjects to discuss every member is urged by the president to be there. The Lavender Club will have its re ular meeting at the Peninsula Park Field House today at 2:30 o'clock. Mrs. Lotspeich will give several numbers of the enjoyable programme. Women over 50 are invited. The gymnasium classes of O. Pfean der will give an exhibition covering the work done since last September. The affair will take place April 9 in the men's gymnasium at Peninsula Park. Miss Clara Dagmerk, physical direc tor of the women's gymnasium, will give an exhibition of her classes April 1 at Peninsula Park. Snapshots c Barbara Boyd, A Gift for Today. TODAY is the day when collectively we Indulge in a little harmless fun. One would not think that we would need a day specially set apart for fun making. Nor would we of ourselves probably set apart such a day. We would consider such a thing beneath' our dignity, for somehow or other good many of us look upon fun-making as a sport for children, not for those who have come to man's and woman's estate. But since such a day belongs to our times as a survival of past ages, we do condescend to observe it more or less. We accept the license to do certain things on this day which we would not think of doing on other days. And though we may not perpetrate any April fool Jokes ourselves, we permit ourselves to laugh and enjoy the jokes others spring, instead of criticising them as ordinarily we would. I wonder why so many of us consider it undignified to " loosen up in the mat ter of a joke? I wonder why there are those among ns who would never think of playing a prank on their friends or family, and have rather a poor notion of those who do? Aren't the light spirits, the smiles, the bearing of mis fortunes sunnily, good things to pos sess? And aren't these the possessions of the "jokers" as we call them? I knew a man who was always do ing funny little things about the home to make the family laugh. Sometimes it was a prank on this one, sometimes a Joke on that, sometimes just a hum orous conceit for the pleasure of all. That home seemed to be flooded with perpetual sunshine. There were no gloomy days there. But one day he played a joke upon his wife that re acted upon himself in a way he hadn't anticipated and some or the neighbors had to be called in. It was perfectly harmless, only the boyish idea "to hide." But he hid in a window-seat from which, being a large man. he couldn't extricate himself. Neighbors had to help, and while all enjoyed the laugh on him some went home shrug ging, or with lifted eyebrows and ex pressions to each other of, "Crazy idea, that!" "Perfectly idiotic!" "What would he do a thing like that' for?' The spirit of play, of pranks, of jokes. was entirely gone from them. Possibly on April fool day they will smile a little at the jokes others will play. But it will be a sour sort of smile and soon gone. If the laughs we give and get today will cause us to value the funmaking spirit more, the day will have its use. do you not think? And let us not leave all the laugh-making to the children. Let's grow young ourselves and play some jolly pranks that will brighten the day for those of our immediate circle. There need be nothing in these Jokes to injure or to wound feelings. This is not humor. But the joke that will raise a genuine, hearty laugh, that will make a rift in the cloud of gloom, if only for a little while, that may be hanging over some discouraged one. that may even waken the too serious person to the fault of over-seriousness is worth while. So let's all celebrate April Fool day in the right way. Let's get a gleam of sunshine from it, a good laugh, a bet ter appreciation of the happy-hearted fun-makers of the world and of the worth of their work. her cheeks were pink, her lips red and her hair was brown, But it was her hair that caused all covery is expected, PIN REMOVED FROM BABE Operation on Stomach of 18 -Months' Old-Girl Is Successful. An open safety-pin. about an and a half long, has been' successfully removed from the stomach ot tne ia-months-old daughters of Mr. and Mrs Frank Winniger. Dr. W. F. Hubbard, who performed the operation at tne Portland Sanitarium Tuesday con firmed the report that a complete re the trouble when she came to live in a corner where all the toys were kept. She came at Christmas time, so her clothes were new and clean, and I sure her dress of pink and white checked gingham, trimmed with white braid, was very pretty. She wore shoes, too, and white stock ings, and a little straw hat with a white ribbon around the crown So you see it was not Agatha Belle's dress that caused the trouble; not at all; it -was that brown hair that could not be brushed, That was what the little girl said to whom Agatha Belle was given at Christmas. "She is a nice doll, but I wish I could brush her hair; my other doll had real hair. When the little girl put Agatha Belle in her chair in the corner the night after Christmas the other tops heard the remark about the hair, and when all was still in the house a little clock upon the wall began the trouble. Any way, Agatha Belle always laid it to the bird in the clock. It began by saying, "Ooh, hoo," and then everybody laughed. The bird went hack into the clock, but the clown boy that came on the same tree with Agatha Belle shook his hands, which had little bells on them, and said: "Ooh hoo, look at the doll with painted hair.'" And then he turned a somersault, and everybody laughed and looked at poor Agatha Belle. Then just as everybody was quiet again and no one was saying a word that bird in the clock poked his head out again and said, anyway, it sounded to Agatha Belle as if it said, "Ooh hoo," and everybody jumped up again, and this time the woolly dog on wheels spoke, "Yes, the new doll has to wear her hat all the time, so her painted hair will not wear off. It is too bad to be like that. Now, my coat is real wool, and it can be brushed or combed, it is so soft and nice." "Even mine can be combed, too," said a jack-in-a-box, popping up at this mo ment. "I really think it must be awful to have painted hair." "Isn't it very uncomfortable. Miss Agatha Belle, "to have hair that can not be brushed?" asked Jumping Jack, coming close to Agatha Belle's chair The operation, which is rare in Datient so young, was performed week ago Monday. At that time tne open safety-pin, which had been swal lowed a day or two previous, naa pierced the lining, of the stomach. The child was in almost continuous para, Mrs. Winniger. mother of the child, was formerly Miss Ruby Mohr, of Port land, and whose parents now live at Lents. She now lives in British uo lumbia and brought her daughter on a visit. The pin was swallowed Just a few days after their arrival in Port land. SCENIC PORTLAND SHOWN Xorth Bank Booklet Is to Interest Sons of American Revolution. A 16-page booklet exploiting the scenic attractions of Portland and the Northwfist has been issued by tne aa vertising department of. the North Bank Railroad In an eltort to interest mem bers of the Sons of the American Revo lution in the National Congress of that organization which will be held in Portland in July. The nublication contains an adequate nroDortion of descriptive reading mat ter. but Its principal value lies in tne number and quality of Its illustrations. Many of the principal scenic points of Portland and vicinity are iilustrateu. The booklet also calls attention to the fact that passengers can travel on the luxurious steamers Great Northern or Northern Pacific from Portland to Call fornia and attend the expositions in progress in the southern state. JUDGE O'DAY LAID TO REST Impressive Services Held at Trinity Episcopal Church. The imnressive funeral services from the ritual of the Protestant Episcopal church were held yesterday at Trinity EDiscopal Church for Judge Thomas UllllllK ClUaW IU Again. JJCIICO l.ua.i I . , , r- , n-1 . t..,. nd dancing about, swinging his arms O D.y who iatte 7b-NlGHTJ Agatha Belle. AGATHA BELLES was a doll stuffed with sawdust and her head waa unbreakable, her eyes were blue and and legs very close to her chair. Agatha Belle had to move her chair so that Jumping Jack would not hit her with his careless legs and arms, but hardly had she done so when she heard from the opposite corner from where she was sitting the command Forward, march! and could realize what had happened a reg iment of little soldiers, led by a larger one, stood in front of her, and the com mander said: "'Arrest Jumping Jack and take him to the lockup. Poor Jumping Jack crumpled right up with fright, and the little soldiers wherThS wfs put behind a box and the RAILROAD MAN PROMOTED soldiers stood guard. church, and services at the grave were private. Beautiful floral tributes banked the altar. Many of the most prominent residents of Portland were gathered in the church. The honorary pallbearers were: Judge before she Hnry McGinn. H. H. Northup C E S w ooa, j. ii. ichi, mm Lin j-i. tijco .iiu James B. Kerr. The active pallbearers were; Dr. Sanford Whiting, John Man ning, W. W. Banks, J. M. Haddock, F. P. Morey and Dr. James C. Wilson. Interment was In Rlverview Cemetery. his arrival in America seven years ago. "The transfer of Mr. Gerfin is a pro motion," said Mr. Murphy yesterday in announcing the change. "The Can adian Pacific Company has a number of highly-trusted Germans in Its em ploy, and since the outbreak of the war the officials have made no dis crimination because of nationality when promotion was considered. The German employes have been retained notwithstanding the war." Exacting Oculists Prefer Columbian Lenses because they are accurately and scientifically ground Any changes wc recommend in 1 year will be made free Headquarters Kryptok Invisible Bifocals Asrents 7oric and Crooked Len. Exclusive Agents Everloct So re wl ess Mountings. Any Lens in Sixty Minutes. The Afrnte Eiitoun Kodaks. Columbian Optical Co. 143 Sixth St., Bet. Alder and Morrison. Floyd B rower. Mgr. PAVING BIDS ARE OPENED Council Refers Contractors Pro posals to Commissioner Dieck. Bids for paving contracts Involving a total of about $32,000 were opened yesterday by the City Council and re ferred to Commissioner Dieck. Bids for the larger contracts as opened were as follows: Michigan avenue, from Klllingsworth avenue to Emerson street Gieblsch & Joplin, concrete, $1.25 square yard, $2839.91: Oregon Hassam Paving- Com pany class B Hassam, $1.40 equare yard, $3191.51; Hahn & Rebman, concrete, $1.20 square yard, $2765.88; Cochran-Xuttir.r & company, concrete, $1.25 square yard, 12846.20: Helnecke Brothers Company, con crete, $1.30 square yard. $2921.10: Oskar Huber, concrete, $1.29: sauarevard. S2924.1&: Star and Company, concrete, 11.10 square j-ara, jL-obn.bu; steinreld & company, con crete, $1.09 square yard, $2277.54; Oregon Independent Paving Company, concrete, $1.28 square yard, $2899.88; Andrew ft Harrer, concrete, $1.30 equare yard, $2853.70; G. M. Battersby, concrete, $1.20 square yard. 2 774.10. . - Waaco street, from East Twenty-fourth to East Twenty-eighth street Oregon In dependent Paving Company, asphaltlc con crete, $1.60 square yard, $4987.20: Ore gon Independent Paving Company, as phalt, $1.70 square -yard. $5272.20: Giebtsch & Joplin, asphaltlc concrete. $1.45 square yard, $4492.01; Gleblsch & Joplin, bitullthlc, $1.58 square yard. $4983.59; Oskar Huber, bitullthlc, $1.45 square yard, $4454.30; War ren Construction Company, asphalt. $1.58 square yard, $4912.60; Warren Construction Company, asphaltic concrete. $1.65 square yard, $5112.10; Warren Construction Com pany, bltullthic. $1.85 square yard, $5828.36. Thompson street. from 95 feet east of East Twenty-seventh street to East Twenty-eighth street Oregon Independent saving company, aspnaltlc concrete, $1.60 square yard, $2200.80; Warren Construction Company, asphaltlc concrete. $1.65 square yard. $2376.82; Warren Construction Com pany bitullthlc, $1.85 square yard, $2546.84; Gleblsch & Joplin, bitullthlc, $1.65; $2(195.10; Gleblsch & Joplin, bltullthic, C. R. base, $1.85 square yard, $2046.52; Gleblsch & Joplin, asphaltlc concrete, $1.45 square yard, $1929.54; Oskar Huber, bltullthic, C. R. base. $1. 0 square yard, $2326.32; Oskar Huber, bitullthlc, concrete base, $1.76 equare yard. $2341.02. Portions of Cumberland road et al. streets, a district Andrew & Harrer, concrete. $1.40 square yard, $20,649.07; J. M. Am brose, concrete, $1.25 square yard, $20,490.89; Warren Construction Company, gravel- bitullthic $1.45 square yard, $23,701.69; Jef frey & Bufton, concrete, $1.25 square yard, $19,303.43. be Mrs. Aydelotte and Dr. Ella J. Flfield. The Ladies of the Maccabees is the largest order in the world for women, Its monthly earnings alone from the bond investment amount to nearly one third the amount of the monthly death claims. The net gain In 191 was 832S. The membership is 180,000. WOMEN PLAN CONVENTION Ladies of the Maccabees to Meet Here for Two Days in April. Mrs. Minnie TV. Aydelotte, represent ing the Ladies of the Maccabees, is in Portland to make arrangements for the grand state convention to be held here April 15 and 16. . A big .class will be initiated. Honored guests will JITNEY LAW LIKELY TODAY Emergency Clause May Make Ordi nance Effective at Once. Unless plans of Mayor Albee mis carry, the City Council will finally pass the proposed Jitney regulation or dinance tomorrow. The measure in the regular run of events in the Coun cil routine would not come up before next Wednesday, although it can be called up for final passage tomorrow. Mayor Albee says he considers it to be of sufficient importance to be called ud ahead of Its regular time. An effort will be made to annex the emergency clause to the measure, mak ing It effective at once. If -this is done it will be with the understanding that if the Jitney interests wish to invoke the referendum on the measure the Council will repeal the ordinance and submit It to the voters at the June election. Mayor Albee says he has reliable in. formation to the effect that the ma jority of the Jitney operators and own ers wish to have the Dusiness regu lated, so as to drive out the unreliable and inexperienced drivers. MRS. VIVA STARRETT DEAD Death of Former Silverton Woman Occurs at Walla Walla. WALLA WALLA, Wash.. March 31. (Special.) Following a three weeks illness, Mrs. Viva A. Starrett, wife of George Starrett, pioneer farmer and seedman, died Monday night. She was 60 years old. She was born near .Sil verton, Or. Her maiden name was Viva A. Wolfard. She was married to Mr. Starrett in Colton, Wash., and came here 20 years ago. Mrs. Starrett's husband, mother, five daughters, five sisters and one brother survive. The daughters are: Mrs. Alma Lukin and Mrs. Belle Byron, of Port land ; Mrs. Nettle Dawson, of Paulson, Mont.; Mrs. Gertrude Day, of Starbuck, and Miss Dorothea Starrett, of this city. Mrs. C. B. Stewart, of this city, is a sister. POLICE TO GIVE FIRST AID Flans for New Medical Service Ap proved by Major. Portland policemen are to be trained and equipped to administer first-aid medical attention In accident cases hereafter. Plans for the new service were made by City Health Officer Mar cellus and approved yesterday by Mayor Albee. Kach policeman will receive a regu lation Army first-aid packet. With Ihia a wound can be dressed quickly and safely. Dr. Marcellus proposes to hold a school for the policemen, at which they will receive instructions In ap plying bandages, stopping the flow of blood and the administering of other aid to injured. The new service prom ises to be an Important factor to the emergency hospital service. Demosant' removes hair. All druggists ;5o A rl v. RE IIZ" FOR SI TIREO FEET AH ! 'TIZ" Is Grand for Aching, Swol len, Sweaty, Calloused Feet or Corns. "Pull, Johnny. Pull!" Ah! what relief. No more tired feet: no more burning feet; no mora swollen, bad smelling, sweaty feet No mor soreness in corns, callouses, bunions. No matter what alls your feet or what under the sun you've tried with out getting relief. Just uae "TIZ." "TIZ" is tho only remedy that draws out all the poisonous exudations which puff up the feet. ,-TlZ" cures your foot trouble so you'll never limp or draw up your face In, pain. Your shoes won't seem tight and your feet will never, never hurt or get sore and swollen. Think of It, no more foo misery, no more agony from corns, cal louBes or bunions. Get a 25-cent box at any drug store or department store and get instant relief. Wear smaller shoes. Just once try "TIZ." Get a whole year a foot comfort for only 25 cents. Think of it. TRY SANTISEPTIC Leaves the skin soft, clar and velvety, is fresh, sweet and safely antiseptic It la inde scribably pleasing;, neither creasy or sticky. Use It dally and enjoy perfect skin health and comfort. You'll like its cleanly, healthy odor. At your druggist's or by mail 50a. Kben'.tt Chemical Lab.. Portland. Or. Then Agatha Belle saw the com mander, or captain, as she learned he was called, standing in front of her chair, and he bowed and touched his cap. "Miss Agatha Belle," he said to her. "If you have any more trouble with any of these toys, call on me and I will see that they are taken care of, so that they will not insult you any more. 1 do not see that any of you have hair to brag of, he said, surveying all the toys that had said unkind things about Agatha Belle s hair. "You have hair, it is true, Jack," said the captain to Jack-in-the-Box,. "but the least said about it the better, for your hat cannot be removed, and so It is never brushed. "But you. too, sir. had better be care ful how you conduct yourself in the future." And bowing to Agatha Belle and touching his cap again, he walked away, leaving all the toys looking very crestfallen. Agatha Belle never had any trouble after that. The captain was her friend and the toys respected that friendship and looked upon her as a very import ant doll. ! W. A. Gerfin Transferred to Seattle Office of Canadian Pacific. W. A. Gerfin. who for seven years has been identified with the Portland office of the Canadian Pacific Rail road Company under J. B. Murphy, general agent, has been promoted to passenger traffic solicitor with the Se- ittle office, under ti. a. fenn, general agent. Mr. Gerfin has been ticket cierK ana private stenographer to Mr. Murphy while in Portland. He Is a native of Berlin, Germany, and began his work with the Canadian Pacific' almost on THEATER TEST CASE LIKELY i Mr. Stevens Says Movies Staging Vaudeville Xeed More Safeguards. Believing that a motion-picture thea ter should not stage vaudeville without complying with the provisions of city ordinances requiring various kinds of fire safeguards on the stage. Fire Mar shal Stevens proposes to start a cam paign against several motion - picture and vaudeville houses. It is probable that a test case may be made of a Third-street house which. Marshal Stevens says, is a good example. The city requires many kinds of safe guards In vaudeville houses which are Quickly Relieves Without Distress The congestion of waste and refuse from the stomach, fer menting in the bowels, generates poisonoua gases that occasion distress and invite serious ill ness. Health and comfort de mand that this congestion be speedily relieved and the foul mass expelled. The well-founded objection most people have to the violence of cathartic and purgative agents la overcome by using the combi nation of simple laxative herbs with pepsin that is sold in drug stores under the name of Dr. Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. " A dose at night brings relief next morn ing, without discomfort or incon venience. A free trial bottle can be obtained by writing to Dr. W. B. Caldwell. 452 Washington street. Monticello. 111. 1 f l Millinery Specials iV i For Easter iMl This Week 0nly V3$5S0w3SaJ Any $ 7.50 Hat at S3.08 Beautiful Creations H See Our Windows Vltr Correct Millinery Store 214 Third Street, Corner Salmon Guess What It Is A Strength, Flesh and Body Builder for Spring Run Down, Cndcrwelffht reopla Itit Tn to Twenty Found of Health Mont people show a tendenry to lo weiicht in Winter. Th fat-mklnr mfttr.l In the foods thy eat, which at other season keep flesh and weight at normal, U par tially diverted In cold weather and Instead la vaed to furnfth heat for the body. Then most of ua acquire cnucha, colds or tha rtppe. which tear down tlK lowr vi tality, causa a considerable lo la melfht and leave ua In a rundown condition In tho Spring. Any material loss of weight should be re garded with alarm and prompt measures) taken to regain the lost flesh. A splendid body builder and flesh producer Is found In a preparation known as Sargol, which can be found at drugginta everywhere and which, seldom falls to give the user a weight In crease of from ten to twenty pounds within a fw weeks. Kargol does not of Itself mak flesh. It Is a small tablet which readily dissolves In the stomurh and, mixing lth the fats, sugars and starches of the food you eat, prepares theeo flesh-making mater ials into a form where the blood can easllr absorb and distribute them throughout the body. It is really amazing how quickly and easily lost flesh and weight return when Sargol Is used with your meals. With returning- normal weight comes, too. a cor responding return of health, spirits, am bition and vitality and you soon fee) your old self again. AM leading druggists every where seli and recommend Harrol and every package contains a guarantee of weight In create or money bai-k. Caution While Surgol is alxo widely used for overcoming nervou dyi-'pepula and gen eral stomurh troubles. Its actton In Increas ing weight Is so practically certain thst Its use is not recommended to 0'" who lire not willing to put on ten or more pouiida of flesh. Adv. ITS GREAT FOR BALKY BOAVELS ANU STOMACHS We want all people who have chronla stomach trouble or constipation, no matter of how long: tamlin.g;, to try one dose of Mayr's Wonderful Remedy one dose will convince you. Thl Is the medicine bo ninny of our local peo ple have been taking with surprising results. The most thorough system cleanser ever Mold. Mnyr'g Wonderful Remedy In sold by leading druggists everywhere with the positive under stand, rig that your money will be re funded without question or quibble If OK bottle fulls to give you absolute atisf action.- Adv,