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CHARMING and dellghttully In
formal was the tea for which Miss
Allsa and Mies Maisie MacMaster
were hostesses yesterday afternoon at
their home In Ardgour, honoring their
house gruest. Miss Renee du Pont, of
Wilmington, Del. Their guests in
cluded a few of the younger matrons
and the belles of society. The tea
table, artistic In appointment, was pre
sided over by Mrs. J. G. Edwards and
Hiss Mary F. Failing.
Amone those who aireaay nm
planned to entertain this charming visi
tor are Miss Jean Mackenzie, who has
asked a few friends to a matinee at
the Orpheum on Monday, followed by
tea. Mr. and Mrs. Edwards will be
dinner hosts Wednesday evening ' for
her. and Mrs. J. Andre Fouilhoux will
entertain with a luncheon on Tuesday
at the Waverly Country Club.
Another pretty affair of yesterday
afternoon was the tea for which Miss
Gladys Ross was hostess compliment
ing Mrs. Frederick A. Barker, house
geust of Mrs. Robert Uvingstone, who
is leaving today for Honolulu to join
her husband. Lieutenant Barker.
Mrs. D. W. Ross received with her
daughter and the honor guest, and the
ta table was presided over by Air a
"Whitney Morden and Mrs. Gerald Beebe.
Assisting about the rooms were Misses
Helen Bates. Jean Brownlie, Helen Har
inon and Mrs. J. P. Varnum.
Mrs. May Catherine Beaver presided
at a charming luncheon Wednesday in
honor of Mrs. Edmund Mills Taylor, of
Fairbanks, Alaska, who left with her
sister. Miss Zadie Relcbwine. for San
Francisco, Los Angeles and Coronado
Beach, returning to Portland about
June 1. At the luncheon were Mrs.
Pauline Relchwine, of New York; Mrs.
Church C. Smith, Mrs. James Edward
Harvey, Miss Zadie Reichwine, of New
York; Mrs. Edmund Mills Taylor and
the hostess.
Mrs.' Rose Coursen Reed and Miss
Eleanor Brodie have returned from a
short visit at Gearhart.
At the benefit matinee to be held at
the Heilig Theater Easter Monday there
will be a number of special features In
addition to the performance. One of
the attractions will be a candy booth
conducted by Mrs. E. E. Coovert. She
will be assisted by pupils of the dif
ferent high schools, who are also mak
ing and supplying the candy for th
sale. The chairmen of the different
schools include: Lincoln. Miss Alice
Green; Franklin, Miss Eva Elwell;
Washington. Miss Esther Merrill; Jef
ferson, Miss Grace Miller. The young
matrons of Irvington will have a booth
also, which will be in charge of Miss
Lillian Morgan, and the Overlook booth
will be presided over by Miss Heiia
Berger.
Cans, $
Special at
Golden West is not
a coffee that re
quires patent percolators or the
art of a French chef to prepare.
The inexperienced bride can make
coffee in a 10c pot that will delight
the most exacting husband. Steel
cut, no dust, no chaff. At good grocers
Closset & Devers
The Oldest & Largest C o t f e e Roasters in the Northwest
not required of picture theaters. When
vaudeville is staged in the picture
theaters. Fire Marshal Stevens says, th
fire ordinances should be complied with
strictly. i
Among the Portland people who vis
ited the campus at Stanford'University,
Palo Alto, Cal.. for Junior week fes
tivities were Miss Elsie Lee, of Univer
sity of California: Miss Marjorie Cam
eron. Wallace Greer, Frank Beach and
C K. Butterfield.
A dancing party will be given April
at the Hibernian Hall. 340 Russell
street, under the auspices of the Hi
bernian Building Association.
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Mrs. John Miles and daughter. Miss
Winnifred, of Chehalis. are visiting
.Mrs. Anna Gates, 564 Miller avenue.
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A delightful social event took place
at the home of Mrs. D. A. Grout. 1625
East Main street, on Friday, when the
members and friends of Mount Tabor
Methodist Episcopal Church were en
tertained. Mrs. George Hutchinson and
Mrs. E. X. Wheeler sang. Miss Brong
gave several readings and little Cath
erine Grout sang sweetly. Refresh
ments were served and sociability prevailed.
APAN. Historically, Politically
J and Socially," will be the sub
ject of a lecture to be given Friday
afternoon at 3:15 o'clock before the
members of the literature department
of the Portland Woman's Club. The
speaker will be H. B. Miller, director
of the department of commercial and
industrial survey in the school of
commerce. University of Oreson. A
large attendance Is anticipated. Under
the direction of Mrs. J. D. Spencer,
the department has had many interest
ing meetings this season and a large
number of distinguished speakers have
appeared at the gatherings.
The departments of art and psy
chology meet before Mrs. Spencer's de
partment and several of the clubwomen
attend all three sessions.
The Monday Musical Club, ark or
ganisation that is continually planning
entertainment for educational affairs!
and for the pleasure of its friends.
gave a delightful concert on Tuesday
night at the White Temple. The affair
was free and a large attendance
marked the occasion. W. H. Boyer
led the audience in a number of well-
known hymns. Mrs. Annette Stoddard
presided at the organ. Mrs. Hutchinson
- sang with expression and dramatic
effect Chadwiek's "A Ballad f the
Trees" and "The Master." .Miss Chris
tine Brakel played a violin solo,
Schubert's Serenade," beautifully. E.
M, Evans i-ang Gounod's "There Is a
Green Hill Far Away."
The Monday Musical Club Chorus,
under the direction of W. IT. Boyer.
made its second appearance of the
season and rendered several numbers.
The most difficult number was Gaul's
"List the Cherubic Host." The inci
dental solos were sung acceptably by
Miss fe.ua van Leuwen and K. Maldwyn
Evans. The accompaniment of the
organ, piano and violins made the num
; her a veritable gem. Mrs. Annette
Stoddard was at the organ. Mrs. Flor
ence Hammond at the piano and Miss
Christine Brakel. Miss Roxanna Worn
melsdorf and Miss Marie Chapman were
the violinists.
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The Deaconess Aid Society and the
Woman's Foreign Missionary Society of
the Mount Tabor Methodist Episcopal
Church will unite in an all-day meet
ing on Wednesday, April 7, at the
Deaconess Home on East Twenty-sixth
and Flanders streets. The Deaconess'
Aid Society will celebrate its fourth
anniversary with appropriate exercises.
Following a cafeteria luncheon and
social hour, the Woman's Foreign Mis
sionary Society will hold a business
meeting and study of the textbook
-The Child In the Midst."
The Athena Delphia Society will meet
with Mrs. E. K. Coovert, S-6 Johnson
street, tomorrow afternoon at 1:30
o'clock. Miss Eugenia Woodbury will
be present to carry on the coaching
work.
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The Brooklyn School Alumni Associa
tion will hold its next meeting in the
school assembly hall tomorrow evening.
Miss Winnifred Jones. Genevieve Rob
ertson, Kenneth Ritchie and Luther
Er'.ckson have arranged a special pro
gramme. As there are several impor
tant subjects to discuss every member
is urged by the president to be there.
The Lavender Club will have its re
ular meeting at the Peninsula Park
Field House today at 2:30 o'clock. Mrs.
Lotspeich will give several numbers of
the enjoyable programme. Women over
50 are invited.
The gymnasium classes of O. Pfean
der will give an exhibition covering the
work done since last September. The
affair will take place April 9 in the
men's gymnasium at Peninsula Park.
Miss Clara Dagmerk, physical direc
tor of the women's gymnasium, will
give an exhibition of her classes April
1 at Peninsula Park.
Snapshots
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A Gift for Today.
TODAY is the day when collectively
we Indulge in a little harmless fun.
One would not think that we would
need a day specially set apart for fun
making. Nor would we of ourselves
probably set apart such a day. We
would consider such a thing beneath'
our dignity, for somehow or other
good many of us look upon fun-making
as a sport for children, not for those
who have come to man's and woman's
estate. But since such a day belongs
to our times as a survival of past ages,
we do condescend to observe it more
or less. We accept the license to do
certain things on this day which we
would not think of doing on other days.
And though we may not perpetrate any
April fool Jokes ourselves, we permit
ourselves to laugh and enjoy the jokes
others spring, instead of criticising
them as ordinarily we would.
I wonder why so many of us consider
it undignified to " loosen up in the mat
ter of a joke? I wonder why there are
those among ns who would never think
of playing a prank on their friends or
family, and have rather a poor notion
of those who do? Aren't the light
spirits, the smiles, the bearing of mis
fortunes sunnily, good things to pos
sess? And aren't these the possessions
of the "jokers" as we call them?
I knew a man who was always do
ing funny little things about the home
to make the family laugh. Sometimes
it was a prank on this one, sometimes
a Joke on that, sometimes just a hum
orous conceit for the pleasure of all.
That home seemed to be flooded with
perpetual sunshine. There were no
gloomy days there. But one day he
played a joke upon his wife that re
acted upon himself in a way he hadn't
anticipated and some or the neighbors
had to be called in. It was perfectly
harmless, only the boyish idea "to
hide." But he hid in a window-seat
from which, being a large man. he
couldn't extricate himself. Neighbors
had to help, and while all enjoyed the
laugh on him some went home shrug
ging, or with lifted eyebrows and ex
pressions to each other of, "Crazy idea,
that!" "Perfectly idiotic!" "What
would he do a thing like that' for?'
The spirit of play, of pranks, of jokes.
was entirely gone from them. Possibly
on April fool day they will smile
a little at the jokes others will play.
But it will be a sour sort of smile and
soon gone.
If the laughs we give and get today
will cause us to value the funmaking
spirit more, the day will have its use.
do you not think? And let us not leave
all the laugh-making to the children.
Let's grow young ourselves and play
some jolly pranks that will brighten
the day for those of our immediate
circle. There need be nothing in these
Jokes to injure or to wound feelings.
This is not humor. But the joke that
will raise a genuine, hearty laugh, that
will make a rift in the cloud of gloom,
if only for a little while, that may be
hanging over some discouraged one.
that may even waken the too serious
person to the fault of over-seriousness
is worth while.
So let's all celebrate April Fool day
in the right way. Let's get a gleam of
sunshine from it, a good laugh, a bet
ter appreciation of the happy-hearted
fun-makers of the world and of the
worth of their work.
her cheeks were pink, her lips red and
her hair was brown,
But it was her hair that caused all covery is expected,
PIN REMOVED FROM BABE
Operation on Stomach of 18 -Months'
Old-Girl Is Successful.
An open safety-pin. about an
and a half long, has been' successfully
removed from the stomach ot tne ia-months-old
daughters of Mr. and Mrs
Frank Winniger. Dr. W. F. Hubbard,
who performed the operation at tne
Portland Sanitarium Tuesday con
firmed the report that a complete re
the trouble when she came to live in a
corner where all the toys were kept.
She came at Christmas time, so her
clothes were new and clean, and I
sure her dress of pink and white
checked gingham, trimmed with white
braid, was very pretty.
She wore shoes, too, and white stock
ings, and a little straw hat with a
white ribbon around the crown
So you see it was not Agatha Belle's
dress that caused the trouble; not at
all; it -was that brown hair that could
not be brushed,
That was what the little girl said to
whom Agatha Belle was given at
Christmas. "She is a nice doll, but I
wish I could brush her hair; my other
doll had real hair.
When the little girl put Agatha Belle
in her chair in the corner the night
after Christmas the other tops heard
the remark about the hair, and when
all was still in the house a little clock
upon the wall began the trouble. Any
way, Agatha Belle always laid it to the
bird in the clock.
It began by saying, "Ooh, hoo," and
then everybody laughed.
The bird went hack into the clock,
but the clown boy that came on the
same tree with Agatha Belle shook his
hands, which had little bells on them,
and said: "Ooh hoo, look at the doll
with painted hair.'" And then he turned
a somersault, and everybody laughed
and looked at poor Agatha Belle.
Then just as everybody was quiet
again and no one was saying a word
that bird in the clock poked his head
out again and said, anyway, it sounded
to Agatha Belle as if it said, "Ooh
hoo," and everybody jumped up again,
and this time the woolly dog on wheels
spoke, "Yes, the new doll has to wear
her hat all the time, so her painted
hair will not wear off. It is too bad
to be like that. Now, my coat is real
wool, and it can be brushed or combed,
it is so soft and nice."
"Even mine can be combed, too," said
a jack-in-a-box, popping up at this mo
ment. "I really think it must be awful
to have painted hair."
"Isn't it very uncomfortable. Miss
Agatha Belle, "to have hair that can
not be brushed?" asked Jumping Jack,
coming close to Agatha Belle's chair
The operation, which is rare in
Datient so young, was performed
week ago Monday. At that time tne
open safety-pin, which had been swal
lowed a day or two previous, naa
pierced the lining, of the stomach. The
child was in almost continuous para,
Mrs. Winniger. mother of the child,
was formerly Miss Ruby Mohr, of Port
land, and whose parents now live at
Lents. She now lives in British uo
lumbia and brought her daughter on a
visit. The pin was swallowed Just a
few days after their arrival in Port
land.
SCENIC PORTLAND SHOWN
Xorth Bank Booklet Is to Interest
Sons of American Revolution.
A 16-page booklet exploiting the
scenic attractions of Portland and the
Northwfist has been issued by tne aa
vertising department of. the North Bank
Railroad In an eltort to interest mem
bers of the Sons of the American Revo
lution in the National Congress of that
organization which will be held in
Portland in July.
The nublication contains an adequate
nroDortion of descriptive reading mat
ter. but Its principal value lies in tne
number and quality of Its illustrations.
Many of the principal scenic points of
Portland and vicinity are iilustrateu.
The booklet also calls attention to the
fact that passengers can travel on the
luxurious steamers Great Northern or
Northern Pacific from Portland to Call
fornia and attend the expositions in
progress in the southern state.
JUDGE O'DAY LAID TO REST
Impressive Services Held at Trinity
Episcopal Church.
The imnressive funeral services from
the ritual of the Protestant Episcopal
church were held yesterday at Trinity
EDiscopal Church for Judge Thomas
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nd dancing about, swinging his arms O D.y who iatte
7b-NlGHTJ
Agatha Belle.
AGATHA BELLES was a doll stuffed
with sawdust and her head waa
unbreakable, her eyes were blue and
and legs very close to her chair.
Agatha Belle had to move her chair
so that Jumping Jack would not hit
her with his careless legs and arms,
but hardly had she done so when she
heard from the opposite corner from
where she was sitting the command
Forward, march! and
could realize what had happened a reg
iment of little soldiers, led by a larger
one, stood in front of her, and the com
mander said: "'Arrest Jumping Jack
and take him to the lockup.
Poor Jumping Jack crumpled right
up with fright, and the little soldiers
wherThS wfs put behind a box and the RAILROAD MAN PROMOTED
soldiers stood guard.
church, and services at the grave were
private. Beautiful floral tributes banked
the altar. Many of the most prominent
residents of Portland were gathered in
the church.
The honorary pallbearers were: Judge
before she Hnry McGinn. H. H. Northup C E S
w ooa, j. ii. ichi, mm Lin j-i. tijco .iiu
James B. Kerr. The active pallbearers
were; Dr. Sanford Whiting, John Man
ning, W. W. Banks, J. M. Haddock,
F. P. Morey and Dr. James C. Wilson.
Interment was In Rlverview Cemetery.
his arrival in America seven years
ago.
"The transfer of Mr. Gerfin is a pro
motion," said Mr. Murphy yesterday
in announcing the change. "The Can
adian Pacific Company has a number
of highly-trusted Germans in Its em
ploy, and since the outbreak of the
war the officials have made no dis
crimination because of nationality
when promotion was considered. The
German employes have been retained
notwithstanding the war."
Exacting Oculists Prefer Columbian
Lenses because they are accurately and
scientifically ground Any changes wc
recommend in 1 year will be made free
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PAVING BIDS ARE OPENED
Council Refers Contractors Pro
posals to Commissioner Dieck.
Bids for paving contracts Involving
a total of about $32,000 were opened
yesterday by the City Council and re
ferred to Commissioner Dieck. Bids for
the larger contracts as opened were as
follows:
Michigan avenue, from Klllingsworth
avenue to Emerson street Gieblsch &
Joplin, concrete, $1.25 square yard,
$2839.91: Oregon Hassam Paving- Com
pany class B Hassam, $1.40 equare yard,
$3191.51; Hahn & Rebman, concrete, $1.20
square yard, $2765.88; Cochran-Xuttir.r &
company, concrete, $1.25 square yard,
12846.20: Helnecke Brothers Company, con
crete, $1.30 square yard. $2921.10: Oskar
Huber, concrete, $1.29: sauarevard. S2924.1&:
Star and Company, concrete, 11.10 square
j-ara, jL-obn.bu; steinreld & company, con
crete, $1.09 square yard, $2277.54; Oregon
Independent Paving Company, concrete, $1.28
square yard, $2899.88; Andrew ft Harrer,
concrete, $1.30 equare yard, $2853.70; G. M.
Battersby, concrete, $1.20 square yard.
2 774.10. . -
Waaco street, from East Twenty-fourth
to East Twenty-eighth street Oregon In
dependent Paving Company, asphaltlc con
crete, $1.60 square yard, $4987.20: Ore
gon Independent Paving Company, as
phalt, $1.70 square -yard. $5272.20: Giebtsch
& Joplin, asphaltlc concrete. $1.45 square
yard, $4492.01; Gleblsch & Joplin, bitullthlc,
$1.58 square yard. $4983.59; Oskar Huber,
bitullthlc, $1.45 square yard, $4454.30; War
ren Construction Company, asphalt. $1.58
square yard, $4912.60; Warren Construction
Company, asphaltic concrete. $1.65 square
yard, $5112.10; Warren Construction Com
pany, bltullthic. $1.85 square yard, $5828.36.
Thompson street. from 95 feet east
of East Twenty-seventh street to East
Twenty-eighth street Oregon Independent
saving company, aspnaltlc concrete, $1.60
square yard, $2200.80; Warren Construction
Company, asphaltlc concrete. $1.65 square
yard. $2376.82; Warren Construction Com
pany bitullthlc, $1.85 square yard, $2546.84;
Gleblsch & Joplin, bitullthlc, $1.65; $2(195.10;
Gleblsch & Joplin, bltullthic, C. R. base,
$1.85 square yard, $2046.52; Gleblsch &
Joplin, asphaltlc concrete, $1.45 square yard,
$1929.54; Oskar Huber, bltullthic, C. R. base.
$1. 0 square yard, $2326.32; Oskar Huber,
bitullthlc, concrete base, $1.76 equare yard.
$2341.02.
Portions of Cumberland road et al. streets,
a district Andrew & Harrer, concrete.
$1.40 square yard, $20,649.07; J. M. Am
brose, concrete, $1.25 square yard, $20,490.89;
Warren Construction Company, gravel-
bitullthic $1.45 square yard, $23,701.69; Jef
frey & Bufton, concrete, $1.25 square yard,
$19,303.43.
be Mrs. Aydelotte and Dr. Ella J.
Flfield.
The Ladies of the Maccabees is the
largest order in the world for women,
Its monthly earnings alone from the
bond investment amount to nearly one
third the amount of the monthly death
claims. The net gain In 191 was 832S.
The membership is 180,000.
WOMEN PLAN CONVENTION
Ladies of the Maccabees to Meet
Here for Two Days in April.
Mrs. Minnie TV. Aydelotte, represent
ing the Ladies of the Maccabees, is in
Portland to make arrangements for
the grand state convention to be held
here April 15 and 16. . A big .class
will be initiated. Honored guests will
JITNEY LAW LIKELY TODAY
Emergency Clause May Make Ordi
nance Effective at Once.
Unless plans of Mayor Albee mis
carry, the City Council will finally
pass the proposed Jitney regulation or
dinance tomorrow. The measure in
the regular run of events in the Coun
cil routine would not come up before
next Wednesday, although it can be
called up for final passage tomorrow.
Mayor Albee says he considers it to
be of sufficient importance to be called
ud ahead of Its regular time.
An effort will be made to annex the
emergency clause to the measure, mak
ing It effective at once. If -this is done
it will be with the understanding that
if the Jitney interests wish to invoke
the referendum on the measure the
Council will repeal the ordinance and
submit It to the voters at the June
election.
Mayor Albee says he has reliable in.
formation to the effect that the ma
jority of the Jitney operators and own
ers wish to have the Dusiness regu
lated, so as to drive out the unreliable
and inexperienced drivers.
MRS. VIVA STARRETT DEAD
Death of Former Silverton Woman
Occurs at Walla Walla.
WALLA WALLA, Wash.. March 31.
(Special.) Following a three weeks
illness, Mrs. Viva A. Starrett, wife of
George Starrett, pioneer farmer and
seedman, died Monday night. She was
60 years old. She was born near .Sil
verton, Or. Her maiden name was Viva
A. Wolfard. She was married to Mr.
Starrett in Colton, Wash., and came
here 20 years ago.
Mrs. Starrett's husband, mother, five
daughters, five sisters and one brother
survive. The daughters are: Mrs. Alma
Lukin and Mrs. Belle Byron, of Port
land ; Mrs. Nettle Dawson, of Paulson,
Mont.; Mrs. Gertrude Day, of Starbuck,
and Miss Dorothea Starrett, of this
city. Mrs. C. B. Stewart, of this city,
is a sister.
POLICE TO GIVE FIRST AID
Flans for New Medical Service Ap
proved by Major.
Portland policemen are to be trained
and equipped to administer first-aid
medical attention In accident cases
hereafter. Plans for the new service
were made by City Health Officer Mar
cellus and approved yesterday by
Mayor Albee.
Kach policeman will receive a regu
lation Army first-aid packet. With Ihia
a wound can be dressed quickly and
safely. Dr. Marcellus proposes to hold
a school for the policemen, at which
they will receive instructions In ap
plying bandages, stopping the flow of
blood and the administering of other
aid to injured. The new service prom
ises to be an Important factor to the
emergency hospital service.
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Then Agatha Belle saw the com
mander, or captain, as she learned he
was called, standing in front of her
chair, and he bowed and touched his
cap.
"Miss Agatha Belle," he said to her.
"If you have any more trouble with
any of these toys, call on me and I will
see that they are taken care of, so that
they will not insult you any more. 1
do not see that any of you have hair
to brag of, he said, surveying all the
toys that had said unkind things about
Agatha Belle s hair.
"You have hair, it is true, Jack," said
the captain to Jack-in-the-Box,. "but
the least said about it the better, for
your hat cannot be removed, and so It
is never brushed.
"But you. too, sir. had better be care
ful how you conduct yourself in the
future." And bowing to Agatha Belle
and touching his cap again, he walked
away, leaving all the toys looking very
crestfallen.
Agatha Belle never had any trouble
after that. The captain was her friend
and the toys respected that friendship
and looked upon her as a very import
ant doll. !
W. A. Gerfin Transferred to Seattle
Office of Canadian Pacific.
W. A. Gerfin. who for seven years
has been identified with the Portland
office of the Canadian Pacific Rail
road Company under J. B. Murphy,
general agent, has been promoted to
passenger traffic solicitor with the Se-
ittle office, under ti. a. fenn, general
agent.
Mr. Gerfin has been ticket cierK ana
private stenographer to Mr. Murphy
while in Portland. He Is a native of
Berlin, Germany, and began his work
with the Canadian Pacific' almost on
THEATER TEST CASE LIKELY
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Mr. Stevens Says Movies Staging
Vaudeville Xeed More Safeguards.
Believing that a motion-picture thea
ter should not stage vaudeville without
complying with the provisions of city
ordinances requiring various kinds of
fire safeguards on the stage. Fire Mar
shal Stevens proposes to start a cam
paign against several motion - picture
and vaudeville houses. It is probable
that a test case may be made of a
Third-street house which. Marshal
Stevens says, is a good example.
The city requires many kinds of safe
guards In vaudeville houses which are
Quickly Relieves
Without Distress
The congestion of waste and
refuse from the stomach, fer
menting in the bowels, generates
poisonoua gases that occasion
distress and invite serious ill
ness. Health and comfort de
mand that this congestion be
speedily relieved and the foul
mass expelled.
The well-founded objection
most people have to the violence
of cathartic and purgative agents
la overcome by using the combi
nation of simple laxative herbs
with pepsin that is sold in drug
stores under the name of Dr.
Caldwell's Syrup Pepsin. " A dose
at night brings relief next morn
ing, without discomfort or incon
venience. A free trial bottle can
be obtained by writing to Dr. W.
B. Caldwell. 452 Washington
street. Monticello. 111.
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Guess What It Is
A Strength, Flesh and
Body Builder for
Spring
Run Down, Cndcrwelffht reopla Itit
Tn to Twenty Found of Health
Mont people show a tendenry to lo
weiicht in Winter. Th fat-mklnr mfttr.l
In the foods thy eat, which at other season
keep flesh and weight at normal, U par
tially diverted In cold weather and Instead
la vaed to furnfth heat for the body. Then
most of ua acquire cnucha, colds or tha
rtppe. which tear down tlK lowr vi
tality, causa a considerable lo la melfht
and leave ua In a rundown condition In tho
Spring.
Any material loss of weight should be re
garded with alarm and prompt measures)
taken to regain the lost flesh. A splendid
body builder and flesh producer Is found
In a preparation known as Sargol, which can
be found at drugginta everywhere and which,
seldom falls to give the user a weight In
crease of from ten to twenty pounds within
a fw weeks. Kargol does not of Itself mak
flesh. It Is a small tablet which readily
dissolves In the stomurh and, mixing lth
the fats, sugars and starches of the food
you eat, prepares theeo flesh-making mater
ials into a form where the blood can easllr
absorb and distribute them throughout the
body. It is really amazing how quickly and
easily lost flesh and weight return when
Sargol Is used with your meals. With returning-
normal weight comes, too. a cor
responding return of health, spirits, am
bition and vitality and you soon fee) your
old self again. AM leading druggists every
where seli and recommend Harrol and every
package contains a guarantee of weight In
create or money bai-k.
Caution While Surgol is alxo widely used
for overcoming nervou dyi-'pepula and gen
eral stomurh troubles. Its actton In Increas
ing weight Is so practically certain thst Its
use is not recommended to 0'" who lire not
willing to put on ten or more pouiida of
flesh. Adv.
ITS GREAT FOR BALKY
BOAVELS ANU STOMACHS
We want all people who have chronla
stomach trouble or constipation, no
matter of how long: tamlin.g;, to try
one dose of Mayr's Wonderful Remedy
one dose will convince you. Thl Is
the medicine bo ninny of our local peo
ple have been taking with surprising
results. The most thorough system
cleanser ever Mold. Mnyr'g Wonderful
Remedy In sold by leading druggists
everywhere with the positive under
stand, rig that your money will be re
funded without question or quibble If
OK bottle fulls to give you absolute
atisf action.- Adv,