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THE MORNING OKEGONIAN, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 23. 19U3. 10 rORTLA.ND, OBGON. Kntered at Portland. Oregon. Poatodlca wjbscrtptlon Utn Inrai-Ubly la AUraace- (B7 Kail.) i:y. Sunday included, one year..... 00 - aliv. bunuay imiuuwi, et. muu i Hliy. Sv:nday Included, three montns. . Vsf.y. Sunday imluded. on month.. ... l,ily. without Sunday, ona year I aily. without Sunday, si, month!.... I'aily. without Sunday, throe monina. . Iaily. without Sitnday. ona month...-. W.'-kly. one year Sun'lay. one year Sui.day and 'Weekly, one year 2 25 .75 6 00 3 25 1.75 .60 1 2.50 8-&U Itiy tarrir.7 PaJ.'y. Sunday Included, one year...... 9 Y...u u.,nri.u in..in(titt. ona roont h . . OO .75 How to Kemit Send It3!c "i0"' order, expres. order or peraonal check on t,..i hint stamii'a. coin or currency . mf ,hm .n,i,,r. ruk Give postofflee ad dresa In full. Including county and atata. . . ... ... . 1 rent: 18 ., .... i. . AA naH. 3 cent? in -" n:.t;es, ctms, ' " - - i to Bo naEea. 4 cents. Foraiisn poataga double rataa. Ka.ten. Kwlnrsa Offl The 3. C. Beck with .-pecial Aitncy .'w -- - 60 Tribune building. Chicago, rooml frlu-jij IDDune oui.uing. rOKTUM) WBD-NrXniV, IEO. XS. 108. TAFT COES TO PANAMA. Though not an engineer by profess ion, Mr. Taft wishes to see with his own' eyes the state of things at the Panama Canal; since thereby he will be able to form better Judgment than if compelled to rely wholly on de scriptions Riven by" others. French engineers are exceedingly fond of the opinion that catastrophe waits on the ' present plan of construction. This rnav be because It is not their plan. Yet again, of course, any serious shake of the earth .would destroy the In terior basin, held in the air by high retaining walls; and earthquakes are likeiv to occur. There is an in evitable risk, which however would be much reduced by a sea-level canal, but such canal would be much more custlv, and construction of it would require much longer time. Yet it may become necessary. L'le work has as yet been done which would not also be available for a sea-level canal. The plan might still bo attained with out serious loss. The attempt to create a scandal out of the purchase-of the canal from the Trench company ha3 dismally failed. It has been shown that, of the monev ($40,000,000) paid by the United States S5. 525.000 was distribu ted to the stockholders, none of whom, fo far as known, was American. This loft about $4,475,000 for all the charge's and expenses of the trans action. The French government re quired payment of Jl, 600. 000 in stamp taxes on the transaction, and the com pany had to meet an obligation to the Government of Colombia, resting on some old claim, which required J300.000. The fee of William Nelson Cromwell for his services in the affair was $220,000. This was allowed by the French court. In theso three Items over $2,100,0000 is accounted for; so It will be seen there could have been no very great sum left for any possible "rake-off." It appears. In deed, to have been a pretty straight transaction for a business of such mag nitude. The French owners simply wanted to tell; the purchase price ($40,000,000) was named by them and accepted by the United States. The price, indeed, was virtually sugges ted by a resolution of the Congress of the United States, which authorized the purchase at a valuation not ex ceeding $40,000,000. It could hardly be expected, after such suggestion, that the owners would ask less. For expenses" they probably didn't pay more out of the $40,000,000 than they felt compelled to allow. There can be n reasonable doubt that It was a transaction that will bear scrutiny throughout. All the papers are now in the hands of Congress, which has power to summon the necessary wit nesses to explain every tletail. The President need not have burst out with such fury, when the transaction was ouestioned. A plain, grave and dignified statement, accom panied by the necessary papers, would have answered the purpose better. But when Koosevelt is accused in such a manner the soft answer is scarcely to be expected. A TRl ST THAT FAILEH. More potent In its Influence, with less uncertainty as to ultimate results than any law whose limitations are defined by the courts, is the ancient law of supply and demand. Combina tions of capital and shrewd manipula tion may at times set aside the natural -workings of this ancient law; but the basic conditions on which it Is founded nre as old and unchanging as the eter nal hills. Sooner or later they assert themselves to the discomfiture of those who have temporarily ignored their existence. The International Sailing Ship Owners' Association, composed of British, German. French and Norwe gian sailing-ship owners, after five years' struggle against this inexorable law, have at last struck their flag and ucknowledged defeat. This association, controlling nearly four-fifths of the world's supply of sail tonnage available for grain-carrying, five years ago fixed an -arbitrary mini mum freight rate on grain from Port land and Puget Sound. For a few brief periods In those five years the demand for tonnage at these ports rose to a point where exporters were obliged to pay the- rate fixed by the Association. But for the greater part of the five years' term, and In fact con tinuously for the past two years, the supply of tonnage unaffected by the union rates has been so much greater than, the demand for tonnage that in every port on the Pacific association phips have been lying idle, while many have sailed away in ballast to other parts of the world where minimum rates have not been fixed or have taken lumber cargoes at rates far below the minimum grain rate. An ever-increasing supply of steam tonnage, which could not be controlled by the associa tion, found In the North Pacific grain trade very attractive business at rates much lower than the union's un changeable minimum rate. The unequal struggle against the In exorable economic law plunged some of the shipowners Into bankruptcy, made heavy inroads on the reserve funds of others, and benefited no one except perhaps the keen, up-to-date steamship owners, who were forced to keep their vessels moving at rates warranted by supply and demand. Age and experience, however, seem to have brought wisdom to the ship owners. At a meeting of the associa tion In London last Saturday it was decided to suspend the minimum rate against Portland and Puget Sound and permit shipowners to accept any ob tainable rates. For the present sea eon, at least, it will be a case of "lock ing the stable door after the horse Is stolen," for practically all of the ex portable surplus of wheat from this part of the worlu has been moved. This will not nullify the value of the lesson taught these freight-aate manip ulators. While the knowledge has cost them In the aggregate a vast sum of money, the experience may. be worth the price by keeping Dem out of slm liar trouble In the future. Unfortu natelv for the future profits of the members of this great ship ping combination, during the five years In which they have withheld such a large amount of tonnage from the market there has been a steady Increase In the tonnage of more mod ern steam vessels and a growing pref erence for this class of ocean carriers. As the sailing-ship owners made the opening for steam tonnage In the Pa cific Northwest, they alone are to blame for Invasion of a field which In the past was regarded as almost ex clusively the special preserve of the sailing vessel. POSTAl, BANKS AND UOCAV BANKS, Opposition to the scheme of postal savings banks develops at Mashing ton. It comes chiefly from private banks. What Impression it may make on members of Congress cannot be told. Passage of such a bill, it may be remembered. was advocated In the Republican National platform. The argument against the propo sition is chiefly this: The money of a community, deposited in private banks. Is available for use in the busi ness activity of each and every com munity; but the postal savings bank will be bound by rigid rules, cannot lend except under strict regulations, nor accept the security of real estate or chattels. The position is that state and local savings banks are necessary to com munities because It Is to them that borrowers are compelled to go when they desire to raise money on real estate and chattels which National banks will not accept as security for loans. The position is taken further that these small banks In many In stances will be driven out of business by the postal banks. It Is urged that the postal banks, therefore, cannot serve local com munities as the private banks do, The argument has in it a sound ele ment; yet it Is a dispute between abso lute security for Idle money, and the advantages (or disadvantages) of banking on a system which permits larger accommodation of local inter ests and demands. Certainly If postal banks are still to be refused, as not flexible enough for the demands and requirements of local business, it will be necessary to enforce better regula tions and best possible regulations for security of depositors. A MJERRY INTERLUDE. Mr. Andrew Carnegie's ready wit must have made him an entertaining witness before the Congressional com mittee. Feeling perfectly safe himself. whatever may happen to the tariff on steel, he could Indulge in agreeable persiflage and poke fun at the shiver ing trust magnates without a qualm. Let the sky fall If It likes, Mr. Carne gie is well under shelter. He Is In the situation of a reformed pirate who has Joined the church and become a re spectable member of society. Perhaps he Is even more like Mrs. Tarren s sister (in the play), who had finally forsaken Mrs. Warren's profession af ter following It many years and taken up her abode at Winchester under the shadow of the cathedral in the odor of sanctity, where she radiated piety and abounded in good works. Mr. Carnegie's later history seems to illus trate the cynical old proverb that a poor man cannot afford to be honest or to tell the truth. It is only after one has acquired a competence and thus made himself secure against the malice of men and provided a fortress against the slings and arrows of out rageous fortune that he dares to be frank, unless indeed he be a fool. What consummate folly would It not have been had Mr. Carnegie candidly blabbed the inner secrets of the tariff conspiracy before his own bins were replenished and his barns stocked. Now that he is fatly furnished forth against all contingencies, he can well afford to let the truth out, and It adds to our admiration for his prudent philosophy of life that he puts a merry countenance on the matter and tells us, with quips and Jokes and wanton wiles, how we are plundered. Feeling as he must, that he is addressing a na tion of incurable simpletons, so far as a protective tariff go-i3, why should he not laugh In our faces? It is as if he had said "Thus and so by sheer rob bery I made a huge fortune out of your necessities. I managed the mat ter by playing upon your Ignorance and folly. Now in a merry mood I will tell you how I did the trick, but I am very certain that the truth will not have the slightest effect upon your conduct. My successors will continue to rob you Just as outrageously as I did, but at any rate you shall suffer the wrong with your eyes open." The world owes much to penitent thieves. It Is through them alone that certain " varieties of tru:h come to our knowledge. It may be that we must look to men like Mr. Carnegie who have fattened upon tariff plunder for a statement of the case against the tariff which will convince the popular mind. Facts and reasons coming from such sources may prevail where the same facts and even stronger reasons from men who have not actually shared in the riot of pillage would fall on deaf ears. It Is reasonable to be lieve that more may come from the testimony of Mr. Carnegie and men ike him than they themselves expect. He may be an unintentional evangelist who is predestinated to redeem us from tariff superstition. He may be foredoomed to break the enchantment of the curious creed '.hat the mo-e we tax ourselves the richer we shall grow. Possibly he Intends to do- something of the sort. In the Joy of his repentance for past sins he may even wish to save others from the guilt of sinning in the same way and reaping the fruits thereof. Mr. Carnegie's testimony before the committee related strictly to steel. With all his jesting he made it per fectly clear that the cost of producing steel rails, for example, is less In America than It Is In Europe. Tariff reformers have always contended that this might be the case even when wages were higher here than abroad. The efficiency of labor has much to do with the cost of production and It is a set tled truth that American labor is the most efficient in the world. Againour Iron ore and fuel are so situated with regard to each other and so readily transported to the place of manufac ture that it costs comparatively little on that score to produce the finished product. To these factors we must add the executive sk:U of American captains of industry, which effects economies the Europeans never dream of. It Is therefore easy enough to see why steel rails should cost less to produce here than abroad, ;::!. : i lie s2inc time we pay higher wages; and It follows, of course, that the tariff might be greatly reduced or removed altogether without affecting wages at all. Since we can produce cheaper than the Europeans, we can undersell them as well without a tariff as with one. To Mr. Carnegie's testimony on this point, which might possibly be deemed malicious, we must add what Mr. Schwab and Judge Gary, president of the steel trust, have said to the same effect. Some years ago Mr. Schwab wrote confidentially thab it cost less to make steel rails here than It did in Europe, and that consequently It would not hurt the business if the tariff were removed. Now he says the cost of production is higher than it was; but it Is higher in Europe, too, so that the argument remains exactly where it was. The only theoretical purpose of the tariff Is to equalize the) cost of pro ductton here and abroad. If it 1b al ready equalized, no tariff is needed, no matter how great the cost may be, Judge Gary says the trust could get along nicely without protection, but he shudders to think what would become of the independent dealers. His point is that the small men cannot produce as cheaply as the trust. This Is prob ably not so. If they could not pro duce as cheaply they would be driven out of the market, tariff or no tariff, When a trust makes a parade of con sideration for its competitors, we may feel certain that there is a reason for It and not a disinterested one, either. THE PHILOSOPHY Or THE "HOLD-UP." Lee He M. Shaw, former Secretary of the Treasury, at the annual alumni dinner of Dickinson College (Carlisle, Pa.) a few evenings since, said several things that ought to be repeated in every part of the country. He began with the protest against the assumption that all men must succeed without regard for aptitude. This, he said, "is the socialistic doc trine, and It is being taught on every hand." At our Chautauquas, continued the speaker, "the lecturers are all preaching the doctrine. Teachers of sociology in our schools and colleges are doing the same thing. With few exceptions they are socialists, as you can find by a few moments of conver sation with them, and the exceptions are anarchists." Again: "Our public libraries are full of socialistic literature. In a large city recently, where there was a strike, the reading room was packed day after day with all kinds of people. When the l'brarian was asked swhat .they were reading, he replied.: Socialism. every one of them. There Is not a book on socialism in any language that is not here." " How useful 13 the public library. when devoted to this description of literature? It Is really a menace and a poison. Society and government are using the power of taxation to forge weapons against themselves. The general trend of socialistic litera ture teaches that the individual is not to work on his own account, or to follow the precepts of Industry and economy for himself, but to expect society and government to take care of him. The notion is the fruitful source of the increasing flood of Indolence, idleness, pauperism and, crime that is rolling over the country. The phil osophy of it Is that whatever each one may get by robbery he is entitled to claim and to hold as his own. So ciety can save Itself only by repres sion of the doctrine that "property is robbery," and the notion that "the world owes every one a living." These are the principles Instilled by the mass of socialistic literature. Society propagates them on the one hand. through its libraries and lecturers, and Is forced to arm Itself against them with police and soldiery, on the other. WHY NOT A COMPETITIVE TEST? It is the practice of the National legislative bodies to conduct a compe titive examination for the purpose of selecting men .to fill the position of reading clerk In each of the houses. Candidates are required to appear be fore a committee and read without previous preparation matter such as they would be required to read if placed in the position to which they aspire. A candidate must demonstrate his ability to read rapidly, accurately, intelligently, and in a voice that can be heard and understood In all parts of the legislative hall. This is a plan that might well be adopted by the Oregon Legislature. Such a competitive test might very easily relieve the House of Representatives from the embarrass ment of having a reading clerk utterly incompetent to fill the position with credit to himself or satisfaction to the members. Such embarrassment has been felt in times past. While -many members of the Legis lature look upon the reading of bills as a mere formality to be observed only because It is required by the constitu tion a formal proceeding to which they need pay little attention yet there are others who wish to hear the bills read so that they may know what sort of measures they have before them and may vote thereon under standing. For the beenfit of such members it is desirable that a reading clerk be a man of ability in the partic ular line of work for which he is em ployed. Within recent years the Ore gon Plouse of Representatives has had reading clerks whose enunciation was so poor that their words could not be understood, and has had other clerks who were utterly unable to pronounce words which any high school boy should proYiounoe without hesitaton. Consideration for the feelings of the man selected to fill the position pre vented a change. For their own good and for the promotion of good legis lation, the members of the Legislature should devise some plan by which men known to be competent will be selected for this important position. The contest between the Sheriff and his deputies on the one side, and the jfollce on the other, as to which of them has detected and arrested the criminals of the railroad robbery looks like a contest for the reward offered for the capture' and conviction of the real criminals. Upon present infor mation,' The Oregonian ventures no positive opinion as between the con testants for the reward; yet it must say that it looks as if the Sheriff had apprehended the real criminals and as If the zeal of the police were manu factured for obtainment of the pre mium. But both gangs, those arrest ed by the Sheriff and those arrested by the police, are undoubtedly crooks, and all of them ought to be sent over the road Just as fast as possible. There is probably no other locality In the United States, or perhaps in the world, where civilization has accom plished so little as among the Tennes see outlaws whose nlght-rldlng esca pades have disgraced the state In which they find refuge. The West has produced a number of "bad" men who placed a very low value on human life. A few of these Western desperadoes have killed unarmed men; none of them has hesitated at committing murder when cornered. But the an nals of crime throughout the entire Western country tell of no such miser ably low, sneaking murders as that o Captain Ranken, who was slain by the night riders. In flogging a defenseless woman, these human coyotes reveal a depth of depravity that has seldom If ever been sounded by anything cre ated in the image of man. It is well for these cringing night riders that the South instead of the West has them to deal with. Correct living, a sunny disposition and an ever-present intention to look only on the bright side of life have increased the stay on earth of a great many people who, according Jo the rules of the medical profession, should have hastened across the great divide many years before they finally took their departure. Examples of this na ture are frequent in all walks of lire, but among the most prominent recent ly coming before the public was that of the late Donald G. Mitchell, better known as "Ik Marvel." Mr. Mitchell was in his 87th year when he died From boyhood he had been afflicted with a pulmonary complaint that on more than one occasion seriously threatened his life. It was this con stant suffering in early life that seems to have softened his nature and brought out that wonderful talent which has made him famous for all time. A Grays Harbor sleeper on the night train to and from Portland would be a convenience appreciated by the people of this city as well as those of the thriving cities on the harbor. Under our present train service in other di rections out of Portland, it is possible for the business men of cities 300 or 400 miles away from Portland to reach the city on a night train, and, after spending practically an entire day here, return to their homes at night. The Portland man having business in these cities can also have an entire day 300 miles away and get home without loss of business time beyond the single day. The coming of the North Bank line has greatly improved our train service to Spokane and Pa louse points; the invasion of Grays Harbor by Mr. Harrlman will proba bly result in a similar improvement In that direction. Samoa seems to be following the example of a number of other flyspots . on the world's map, and Is preparing to hoist an Inde pendent Samoan flag when the island Parliament reassembles. An appeal will then be made to the United States and Great Britain to decide whether this action is Justified. The Samoans say that they lost both power and dignity when Germany took over the Islands. If this bs true, it would certainly warrant them in making an effort to regain their Independence They should have the support of Em peror William himself, for if there Is any titled ruler on earth who is Just at this time in a position to understand from actual experience the humiliation of a loss of "power and dignity," it is this selfsame William of Germany, who is also indirectly ruler of Samoa. Probably the time never will come when there will not be murders and hold-ups and robberies, in one way or another. But the murders and hold ups and robberies prevalent Just now among us, here in Portland, can be and certainly will be greatly dimin ished, If Juries will but do their plain duty. Protection of life and property is in the hands of Juries. It is their business to sift the evidence and to re ject specious and sophistical pleas in excuse of crime. It is doubtful whether In any coun try the law was ever reformed by the lawyers. If the Multnomah County bar succeeds in bettering the criminal procedure of the state, it will set a new precedent In history. But is it certain that It would better things to forbid an appeal to act as a stay of execu tion One can easily Imagine cases where it would make things worse. The desideratum seems to be to stop foolish reversals of verdicts on appeal. The official biography of the late Emperor Kwang Su, in 300 volumes. which will soon be completed, raises an interesting problem. If it takes 300 volumes to tell the story of a man who never said or did a thing of any conse quence in his life, how many volumes will it take to tell the story of a real super-man like the Kaiser or Mr. Roosevelt? One great difficulty of the future will be to provide book room for the big lives of our heroes. The Postofflce in Portland is the largest and most important business In Portland. A man Is to be Postmas ter, and to direct this business which concerns the whole body of the people as nothing else does, who, though now In middle life, has never been recog nized as fit for anything In the world, and who wouldn't be accepted as a clerk by the proprietor of a peanut stand. But his heart beats warmly for Statement One. The real American drama takes the form of graft scandals. They supply us with comedy and tragedy in un failing abundance. Before one city closes Its exhibition another Is ready to open; i'lttsourg can hardly wait for San Francisco to get oft the stage be fore It presents a rival attraction. With these delightful plays ever before us, what need have we for a Shakespeare? If the saloon people win in any con siderable number of the contests they have started or are planning, it will be necessary to revise that "wet and dry" map of Oregon. The danger to the saloon people is that their contests will lead to a further revision of a dif ferent character at the next election. A' man goes and buys a revolver. loads it up, then he goes Into the office of a man with whom he has had a dif ference, and kills that man by shoot ing him in the back of the head the muzzle of the pistol so close that It burns the hair, and then claims it was self-defense. Was it self-defense? It seems strange that Gomez should think It necessary to scratch up an ex cuse for starting a revolution in Vene zuela. It is usually from a man who does not follow the fashion that ex cuses are expected. There was a new deal in Turkey last week and the people got what they wanted. This week, however, there will be the usual two drumsticks to the bird and some must take the wings. Why not invoke the initiative to double everybody's pay during Decem ber? The need is obvious. Even if convicted, a lot of these murderers may be pardoned, HAS KILLED GOOD AUTHORSHIP. Dictation, the Typewriter and the Liter ary Agent Are the Murderer. Lord Northcltffe in New York Herald. Oversystem is killing the modern writer. We In England have in some yiings. too little system; here you have too much. We play too much. - You work too much. One the whole the English literary result is a little better than yours. Dictation and the typewriter and the literary agent, with his contracts, are entirely destroying imaginative work. I consider that the literary agents are killing good authorship. Their forcing methods cause writers to sell work as fast as they can write it. It ties many of them up with more contracts than they can ever fill. You can raise as paragus under a frame, but it has an insipid taste. You will not find many publishers as frank as I am about the literary agent, but I think it is a duty to speak strong ly of this matter. Let us look at the facts. We have now an English epeaking public of 150.000,000, but are any geniuses in evidence? In England we have George Meredith and Thomas Hardy, but the work of both belongs to the previous rather than to our generation. You have Mark Twain; we have Kipling, much of whose work will remain. But who else is there on either side of the Atlantic or in Australasia? Is there a Hawthorne, Washington Irving, Edgar Allan Poe, Fenimore Cooper, Emerson. O. W. Holmes, Prescott or Motley? Is there a Dickens, Thackeray or George Eliot? A Tennyson, Swinburne or Ma caulay? No. Yet all these writers were doing their best work when the English speaking peoples combined numbered only some 60.000,000 or 70,000,000. I am not. oblivious to the excellent work that 'is being done here and in Europe, but very few of the books pro duced are written. There are practi cally no "first raters" today in either England or America, but there are plen ty of what I call "first class second raters." They do .very useful service, and the average df such work is much higher today than it was 60 years ago. But genius is killed. DR.. WILSON MAKES REPLY. Indlcatea That Mr. Clnrfce la at lAur by Relating an Anecdote. rnBTi.ivn rr Dec. 22. (To the Edi tor.) In Tuesday's Oregonian a ' per fect gentleman" who signs himself J. F. Clarke writes on the moral and political situation of the Statement No. 1 men. and takes my name in vain about seven times. His chief argument seems to uc hot no t hnvA onlv lived in Oregon four .raaa T n rtnVA Tin OOinlOH Otl the morality of the repudiation of a solemn pledge upon tne oasis oi which a. ma jority of our State Legislature was elected. Permit me to say that while I have not always been here, I do Wnow as much about common morality as a friend of mi in..mo,t in Onllfnrnia. He inauired of an old German, "Where is the line of demarcation between an occasional nir.Ata- onA a ArnAtnnJ liar?" The German replied, "Ven a man can't never tell the truth about notings, he 1st the worst ever, ain t it? AH I claim is that legislators elected on one specific promise should make good on that CLARF.NCE TRUE WiLHU.V. Dr. Wilson has included In the fore- cnine renlv to Mr. Clarke a considerable part of his Sunday night sermon, already printed somewhat fully In The Orego nian. It appears to be hardly necessary to reprint it. Keep Smaken Off the Cars. Th fnllnwiner letter received by B. S. Josselyn, president of the Portland Rail way Power & Light Company, is self explanatory: Tfttav Oreironian contains a statement that the Council committee, on health and police will recommend the passage of a resolution by that body requesting the res toration of smoking; privileges on the street cars. It such resolution be suDmittea i" you, I beg of you, in the name of all that im rforRnt nnH n.u that is manly and digni fied, noble and pure, In one In your position, not to be persuaded again to inflict upon a helpless community this intolerably dis gusting and reprehensible practice. We can turn from the fumea of sobacco on the street and need not endure It In public r.iaces or on trains of steam railroads, but when en countered In streetcars we are helpless and wholly at the mercy of the offenders. There Is the only place on earta we cannot flee the obnoxious fumes. We are compelled to patronize your cars, and glad that we have the privilege, hence as I say, we are forced to suffer all the agonies of this frightful nuisance, because ur able to escape it. I am a large patron of your streetcar system. my car tickets costing from iu to ii monthly, therefore I rave considerable op portunity to understand public sentiment on this Question, and at the time smoking was forbidden I am sure I heard as many as 100 praise the order tor every one that con demned, it. The Eggs In a Mare's Nest. New York Tribune. Said Smith to Jones: "That's a tidy sum your Uncle Samuel is paying to those fellows over there. There's $40, 000.000 of it, clean cash. Just think how well that would cut up between you and me! And there are 250.000 of them to divide it among. That's only $100 apiece. But I suppose some will get less and some a great deal more." Said Jones to Brown: "Say, do you know what I heard? Somebody is going to eet a lot more of that $40,000,000 than the rest of the gang. I wouldn't wonder if somebody has been getting in on tne ground floor. I wonder if any of our own folks were smart enough to do it." Said Brown to Jenkins: "Ihey say that a good share of that $40,000,000 which your Uncle Samuel paid to those fellows over there came right back home to some of our own people wno had formed a syndicate to buy up the securities for a mere song." Sand Jenkins to Munchausen: i see that It has come out that your Uncle Samuel never paid a cent of that $40. nnn 000 to those fellows over there, but Just 'divvied the whole boodle' between our friends Bnuin anu junea. witm rotten lot we are, anyway!" Then Munchausen went out ana wept. bitterly. . Sonnets on a Christmas Gift. Chicago News. I To be or not to be? What shall I do? Shall I buy Jones m. turiBiiuM am. iw y ear ? .-i w...,-aa t nm unwilling to aDoear gtlngy, and he's a friend both tried and true. I am not one of those persons who Hang on to every c-m, nu a That I may And his friendship all too Henr That later my extravagance I'll rue. I think this innstmas giving is a wt i tmnosition. Why should I expend Five dollars, or it may be even more? They always come to more than I intend. And yet I know I ought not to ignore Old Jones, lor alter an n us aiy uiouu. Last year Jones eent to me a case of wine. The year oeiore, cigaro, nn-oiiM niiaiBut. Thi. mminr Christmas he'll anticipate Something from me, and something pretty Of course I must do something in that line. I Can t anOrU tO BIIWW mjacu a. anaLU. T3.., T'v Keen navine out a lot of late And his gift, too, might not compare with mine. If he came up with something rather nice I might be willing something nice to buy, But I can't think of any smart device To find mat qui, ana mai e lud tvkluvu whv I sort of hesitate about the price. I tnmit i ii tjiupujiitiew uiu uo. She Knew These. Catholic Standard and Times. Miss Dubley She was braggln' about how successful her dinner party was. She said it wound up "with great eclaw." What's "eclaw." anyway? Miss Mugley Why, 1 guess that was the dessert. Did you never eat a choc olate eclaw 7 YOO'G BOT IS SEVTEXCED Hoodlums' Leader Must Serve Term in Reform School. Carl Lacey, 17 years old, was yester day ordered by Judge Gantenbein com mitted to the Reform School at Salem. Lacey is the ringleader of a prang of hoodlums that the officers of the Juvenile Court' has been endeavoring to ppre hend for the past six months. Hugh Mc Klnnon, 16 years old. was also sentenced to the Reform School, but sentence was suspended pending good behavior. Eddie White, aged 17. and Raymond Burns, 13, members of the same crowd, were last week sent to the Reform School. Dan McKinnon, aged 14; Charles Cleveland, aged 17; Cecil Downey, aged 15, were placed on probation. The boys in question have been hang ing around the Union Station, selling papers and gambling and smoking in the station building. They have also fre quented poolrooms on Burnside street. They are known to have stolen various articles from stores near the depot. The officers of the court consider the capture of Lacey a matter of much Im portance on account of Jtis Influence over other boys. In his testimony he admitted that he had associated with tramps and hobos and during the past Summer had beat his way to Chicago and back. Wlnfield Oliver, of 514 Mllwaukie street. was arraigned before Judge Gantenbein on fho charee of neelecting his cniiaren Mrs. Oliver is unsound mentally and is tho mother of 12 children, eight of whom are living. Of these, but three now live with their parents. The school inspector reported that not only were tne cniiaren uncared for. but that the premises were In a deplorably unsanitary condition. Oliver was warned to clean up nis pi em lues and eive his children proper super vision or they would be taken away from him. GUIITY OF MANSLAUGHTER Jury Returns Verdict Against Ital ia n Who Killed Friend. Guilty of manslaughter was the verdict rendered last night by the Jury in the case of Antonio Petarsso, charged with the murder of Yincenzo Disantis. ine arguments in the case were concluded at about 3 o clock yesterday anernoon. kmu after receiving instructions from Judge Morrow, the Jury retired. The case was oDened a week ago. and has been consm erably retarded due to the fact that most of the witnesses speak no n-ncnsn ana thoir testimony has had to be transmitted through an interpreter, a method involv ing delay and Inconvenience. The killing of Disantis was the out come of a auarrel at a marriage supper, at which the principals and others drank too much. Petarsso claimed that Dis antis attacked him with a knife before he (Petarsso) fired the fatal shot. Seneca Fouts and A. E. Mlnar appeared for the defendant; Special Prosecutor John Ditchburn and Thad. W. Vreelanrt rep resented the state. The Jury was com posed of the following: M. Kronenberg. R. F. Crawford. A. J. Fanno, E. R. Gardner. C. H. Clement. J. G. Darr. H. E. Clemens. J. W. Caldwell, E. O. Dan iel, E. A. Jenkins, W. R. Gradon and Edwin Carlisle. ACQUITTED FOR .SPEEDING B. F. Josselyn and C. F. Adams Ig norant of Violation of Iaw. B. S. Josselyn, president of the Port land Railway, Light & Power Com . ny, and C. F. Adams, president of the Port land Gas Company, were yestorday morn ing acquitted of the charge of violating the city ordinance governing the speed of automobile. The defense showed that Mr. Adams had lent his motor to a friend and that this friend exceeded the speed limit without the defendant's knowledge. Mr. Josselyn's car at the time the viola tion was alleged to have taken place, was driven by his chauffeur, the owner being unaware of the fact. Judge Cleland declined to fine the de fendants for an offense of which they were ignorant and dismissed the case. Ex-Senator Joseph Simon represented Mr. Adams, while Frederick V. Holman ap peared for Mr. Josselyn. NEW BRIDGES TO BE USED Through Service to Grays Harbor Begins Saturday. Routing Northern Pacific trains over the North Bank bridges and the Ka-lama-Vancouver extension, which will be Inaugurated next Saturday, will be at tended by other advantages than that of more direct communication between Port land and Seattle and Eastern points. Sim ultaneous with this change of service, the Northern Pacific will install a through daily train between Portland and Grays Harbor In response to the demands of the business interests of this city and Southwestern Washington. The Grays Harbor train will leave Portland at 8:30 A. M. and arrive at Hoquiam at 3:05 P. M. From Hoquiam the train will leave at 8:15 A. M. and. arrive at Port land at 4:15 P. M. Beginning Saturday all local business between Portland and Goble will be served by the Astoria & Columbia River Portland-Astoria trains. I These changes will dispense with the need for the pi oneer ferry Tacoma. which has seen service ever since the Northern Pacific completed its road to Portland and it Is recorded of the old boat that she never missed a trip in her entire career. The Tacoma will not be removed from her Goble-Kalama run until the service of the Northern Pacific via the North Bank bridges and the Kalama-Vancouver ex tension has been thoroughly established. From the beginning a saving of about 30 minutes in the schedule of Northern Pacific trains between Portland and Se attle will be affected. The running time between the two points will be fur ther reduced when the operation of the drawbridges is perfected and the newly constructed road between Vancouver and Kalama has adjusted Itself to more rapid operation of trains. What Delnya Prosperity. Chicago Inter Ocean. The American people are evidently regaining confidence in themselves, their country, its Institutions and laws, and power" to look upon the flaws in all these with common sense. But it Is darkening of counsel to attempt to per suade ourselves that all our hardships are past and that we are about to go on Immediately with the easy pros perity of two years ago. It is not so easy to build, up as it Is to tear down. That is truth which real statesmanship never forgets, no matter what the impatience shown by benevolent intentions with its delibera tion. That we 'have not yet rebuilt that which we permitted to be torn down by the reforming zeal that would burn the barn merely to kill the rats is plain from the facts that both money and labor are idle and anxious. It is the object, the business and the duty of Government to create condi tions where both capital, or saved and stored labor, and living labor may be fairly and profitably employed. And that is about all the business of gov ernment. What shattered our pros perity was chiefly the diversion of government to matters not Its busi ness. What delays the return of pros perity is the remaining uncertainty that government will now attend strict ly to its business. Snow Covers Grain-Fields. GOLDENDALE. Wash., Dec. 22. (Spe cial.) The first snow of the season fell here yesterday to a depth of three inches. This snow will be worth many thousand dollars to the grain crop. TELLS OF PRESIDENTS' TRIP V. Ij. Flnley Says President Is Not Going Merely for Game. William n. Finley, of this city, who is widely known as a naturalist, lecturer and writer of bird and animal stories, returned home yesterday after spending two months In New York and other Eastern cities. While in Washington. " Mr. Flnley, who is an expert on game protection, consulted with President Roosevelt on matters of wild bird and a-nlmal legis lation. It was upon the recommenda tion of Mr. Finley and Mr. Hohlman of this city that the President set aside last August the largest and best reser vations In the 1'nltert States for the protection of wild fowl, Klamath Lake and Malheur Lake Reservations. President Roosevelt was greatly in terested in the wild bird photographs taken by these two naturalists. Many of their pictures have been pronounced the very best ever taken of wild birds. One in particular taken at the seashore of a gull over the waves, the President says is the finest thing he has ever seen in the wild bird photography. "American Birds'' of which Mr. Flnley Is the author, the President says is the best, book on Western bird life he has ever read. It gives accurately the home life of wild birds. Because of his wide experience In the field with the camera. President Roose velt asked Mr. Finley to visit his son Kermit at Harvard, who is to be the official photographer on the African trip, and give him suggestions as to the field work and equipment. This was done and no exptnsn Is being spared to get the best cameras and ap paratus. When asked his opinion as to the President's African trip and the out come. Mr. Flnley said: "It will be a hard trip and an ex pensive trip. I regret one thing. It has been heralded broadcast as a hunt ing: expedition. a trip to kill things. This point has everywhere been feat ured. It Is not true. The President is a hunter, but not a mere killer of birds and animals. This is a scientific expedition. Three of our best scientists accompany the President. It is not a mere hunting party. Every effort will be made to study and photograph birds and animals from life. Some of these creatures will, of course, be killcil. but they will be used fo enrich the collec tions of the Smithsonian Institution, where they are needed. If the press of . the country heralds this as a hunt ing trip alone and gives prominence to the killing of things, it will not be A unwholesome example for the American1 boy. We will have diminutive Africa rt trips through every patch of woods in the land. It will be a set-back to our efforts at humane education." Mr. Finley had a number of interest ing experiences to tell of his visits with Eastern naturalists. He is well acquainted with John Burroughs and spent a night with him at Slab sides, which is a favorite cabin a mile back In the woods from his home on the Hudson. Mr. Burroughs often goes to this retreat to write and live in camp fashion bv cooking his own meals over the big open fire. Mr. Flnley also spent a day with Ernest Thompson Feton at his country home at Cos Cob, Connecticut. "Mr. Seton owns 150 acres of New England forest and has a place of many interesting features," continued Mn Flnley. "The place Is kept largely in the wild state, so It is a retreat for birds and animals. Homer Daven port has a similar place in New Jer sey. You can tell Davenport was born on an Oregon farm the minute he grasps your hand. He's a combination of frank open-heartedness and Western cordiality that makes you feel at home even though you are but an hour out side of New York City. "Dallas Lore Sharp is one of the best men I know. He Is professor of English in the Boston University. Like other lovers of nature, he lives in the country. Ho can't rear his four boys and live cramped up In a city flat. As John Burroughs says. 'Mr. Sharp is making more and better literature than any nature writer today.' His re cent book, the "Lay of the Land' is his best. His three books are not widely known In the West, but the whole tone of his writing is so sincere, the natural history is good, that they will outlast most all nature books of today." During the coming year some of Mr. Finley's Illustrated articles on b!rd and animal life will appear in Country Life, Harper's, Everybody's, Success. Collier s and other leading publications. The most important scientific study made by Mr. Finley and Mr. Bohlman, and the one that has attracted the atten tion of ornithologists all over the world, on the life history of the California condor, will be published as a book during the coming Summer by Charles Scribner's Sons. ARMING FOR CIVIL STRIFE Gomez Recruiting Troops to Fight Castro's Adherents. CARACAS, Venezuela, Friday, De- i ii vio Ponce. P. R.. Dec 22. There has been no repetition in this nf the anti-Castro demonstrations of December 13 and 14, but the en forced resignation of the Castro cabi net which occurred yesterday is re- .'.i,i n-ino- f:, r toward seallntr the fate of President Castro In Venezuela. The fall of the cabinet is a logical out come or the fact that Acting President Gomez permitted the anti-Castro dem onstrations in Caracas in the early days of the week. The change of ministry was effected and made known only after the arrival of 1500 soldiers from the Interior, who are loyal to Gomez. i .,i mintarv activity every where, and troops are being recruited and armed with energy in tn ifi that the men in- the interior loyal to Castro will fight. DUTCH SHUT SHIP IN PORT Threaten Capture if She leaves. Holland Declines Compromise. CARACAS. Venezuela. Dec. IX. Friday The steamer Manzares, of the Orinoco 1 nrnnertv of Presi dent Castro, is tried up at La Guayra because the commander of one of the Dutch warships has threatened to cap- ire her if she leaves port, -mi umuiu th Cludad Bolivar, on the Orinoco iver, has been stopped in consequence f the attitude of the Dutch. Baron von Seckendorf. the German Minister, who has representeo nuiimiu here recently, had a conterence with act ing President Gomez yesterday. He pre sented Holland's answer, declining the proposal made recently by Venezuela that the trans-shipment decree against the Island of Curacoa be regarded as a dead letter without revoking it. To the Cynics. Walter Beverly Crane In New York Times. Christmas conies but owe a year. Do not make a Jest of it; Tin a peason of good cheer. Cynics spoil the seat of it. Now a respite, brief repose. Let us make the best of it : Drown our many weary woes: Christmas, wo are blest of It. Christmas comes but once & year. Children love the zest of Iti Now a message slad we hear. Hearken to behest of it; Just nood-wlll and wishes kind. And your love, the best or it. If we're poor well, never mind: T.aUKh we will and Jest of It. OlT'stmas comes but once a year. Money s not the test of It. Hearts alone can help and cheer. ChrlFt has made the best of it. Whatsoever may hffall. Sorrows or the rest of It. Merry Christmas comes to all. ven those who Jest of it. . 4