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TIIK MORXIXG . OREGOXIAJT, FRIDAY, DECB3IBEK 11, rsOS. 10 PORTLAND. OREGON. lSntered at Portland. Oregon. Poto(tlc Beond-CLa Matter. . ibMXiptlon Ratm Inrarlnlilr I" Advance. (Br Mall.) !!!!. Sunday Included, one year.... Iaily. Sunday Included. ix month.. I'aily. Sunday Included, threa month Dally. Bunday Included, one month... Lally, without Sunday, one year. rally, wltnout Sunday, aix months.. T-:., ....,... c.n.l .v thrM m'JQtiia S.OO S.23 J 00 3.25 1. 75 Dally, without Sunday, ona month..... .i U'eekly. oo year l-o Sunday, one year ru fcundiLv mil weeklv. one year ttiy Carrier.; Dally. Sunday Included, ona year.. Pally. Sunday included, ona month 00 How to Broilt Bend postofiTica mHr order, expreaa order or personal check on your local bank. Stami coin or currency are at the aender risk. Give postofflce ad- dreaa In full. Including county ana aiate. Poataa-e Rate 10 to 14 pajrea. 1 cent; 16 to "K na-e. i! rents: 30 to 4- pagej. 3 cents: 40 to 60 rage. centa Forcica postage double rates. Kaatrrn Boalnrsa OBVe The S. C. Heck wlth Apodal AfDcy New "fork, rronia 4S 60 Tribune bulldltm. Chicago, rooma ilu-jH Tribune building. rOKTLA'D, rMDAT. PEC. 11. 190S. W3TMTE WATERWAY TOLICT President Roosevelt's speech at the National Conservation Conference con tains some very interesting remarks regarding waterway improvement. The President was especially compli mentary to the National Rivers ana Harbors Congress, referring to u 'the one organization that is advocat- Ing the "waterway policy, and not a waterway project." With a keen recog nition of the shortcomings of our waterway policies, the President says that "no work whatever should be un dertaken that has not been thorough ly examined and fully approved by competent experts. Above ail, not one cent should be expended to satisfy Fpecial Interests, whether of a busi ness or locality, or to promote any man's political fortunes." The River and Harbor bill, generally known by the contemptuous term "Pork Barrel fell into disrepute because it was too often used to satisfy "special inter ests" and to promote "political for tunes." The money that has been wasted on insignificant and worthless water ways in the past fifty years would have been sufficient, had it been-applied to meritorious projects, to effect a great saving In transportation charges in various parts of the coun try. Unfortunately for practical river Improvement, nearly every good proj ect is expected to carry with it an equally large or perhaps larger ap propriation for a scheme of question able merit that has been put forward for no other purpose than to secure the expenditure of a lot of Govern ment money, w hich, of course does not cost anything. There are very few men who have taken an active interest in securing waterway appropriations even in the Pacific Northwest who have not been "held up" for support of these worthless measures. If an ef fort is made to Improve a harbor, so that the economical ocean carriers of great tonnage can steam far inland, near to the point where cargoes are produced, we are met with a demand that the appropriation must also carry with It a like sum, or not infrequently a greater sum, for Podunk Creek, Dry Rapids or some other locality where the transportation of freight by wator can never approach in Importance the promotion of somebody's political fortunes. The plan suggested by the Presi dent for carrying on this necessary work with funds provided by a bond issue possesses much merit. "With money available for the completion of some of the important waterway Improvements now under way or pro jected, there would not only be pos sible an economy in construction, but the expense, instead of being piled on the tax-payers of the present day, would be distributed over a number of years. In other words, . posterity, while enjoying the benefits of these waterway improvements, could also take part In footing the bills. The bonding plan and the substitution of none but meritorious projects for those which are now rung In by special Interests, and "to promote political fortunes," will appeal to the people of Portland, who at present are spending large sums of money in improving a portion of the Columbia River, over which nearly two-thirds of the for eign and domestic exports for Oregon, "Washington and Idaho are carried. Before Portland began this work, the Oregon. Washington and Idaho ex porter paid 12.40. per ton more for ocean freights than was paid by Cali fornia producers, shipping to the same markets. Today freights are practi cally the same at Portland and San Francisco. This saving to the pro ducers of the Columbia Basin has been effected by Portland, without any aid from the remainder of the territory Involved, and very little assistance from the general Government. With a definite policy of waterway improve ment where projects were dependent .upon their merit for recognition, and ample funds available for completion of the work, Portland would be re lieved of this burden, and the work completed in short order. ItAKRlMi THE 1'NDE.SIRAttIJW. Refusal of the Government to ad- mit Hindus to citizenship has prob ably averted a lot of trouble in the future. The Hindu, like ail of the Asi atic races and not a few of those from Europe, nearly always regards Ameri can citizenship rights as a one-sided arrangement. He seeks this citlzen- . ship, not with any intention of giving this country anything in return, or as proof of his loyalty, but because It gives him prestige and protection. The Black Hand villain from sunny Italy, the Anarchist and Nihilist from Rus sia, and similar types of outlaws from other Old-World countries have in the past found it comparatively easy to secure the protection of American citi zenship, and from behind this bulwark they have continued to carry on their warfare against the countries from which they were expelled. This favorite practice of the foreign outlaw with American citizenship pa- pers has caused the United States I Government a vast amount of trouble in the way of explanations and apol ogy for the conduct of such unworthy citizens, and to this fact Is due the more stringent measures now being taken to shut out the undesirables. In view of the lowering clouds in India, the danger of admitting Hindus to American citizenship would undoubt edly be much greater than In the case of some Europeans with a similar strain of general undesirability. Just over the boundary line, the Hindus in British Columbia, in spite of their straitened circumstances, are said to be forwarding funds to India to be used in promoting the revolt against British rule. JLs British Columbia, and India are both under the British flag, this row U at present all In the family circle. It can easily be imagined, however, that If some of the "Singh" family on the American side of the line had secured American citizenship papers, and under protection" of the American flag were carrying on a campaign against a friendly power like Great Britain, some embarrassment would be occa sioned. The United States stretches forth a welcome hand to the oppressed of all countries, providing they wish to cut loose from their previous en tanglements and become good Ameri can citizens. There Is a growing ob jection in this country, however, to the former practice of the indiscrim inate granting of American citizen ship to those who desire to become citizens In name only. IAX PARENTHOOD AND CRIME. Yesterday's Oregonian contained a letter from a woman asking the cause of the crime outburst throughout the land. Right under the article, by some chance of what printers call "make-up," appeared a reprint edi torial from a Pittsburg newspaper, la menting the decline of parental re sponsibility and child discipline. The editorial was a pertinent answer to the woman's query Home training is the strongest power in the world to teach honesty. sobriety and industry, respect for law, order and authority and the neigh bor's rights of life and property. No other influence can build good citizen ship so well. The babies' and chil dren's Liomes, the creche, the Boys' . nUe CourC createa M they are to cor- rect the fallings of parents, and used as they are by Irresponsible parents to shirk their duties, can take the place of rigid home discipline, such as ruled in this country two generations ago. Now we have nurse girls, women's clubs, whist and bridge parties, mati nees, vaudeville and other distractions without number to take mothers from their proper tasks; theaters, pool rooms, saloons, lighted streets, lodges and "affinities" to do the same with the fathers. There are more child hoodlums Inethis country, In propor tion to population than ever before. Many grow up untaught as to author ity and as to virtues -f best citi zenship. They multiply their kind and fill the corrective and the reform insti tutions full of progeny. They culti vate the notion that their misfortunes are the work of somebody else or of society. Many of them rob, steal, assault and assassinate. A large num ber resort to the divorce courts to rid themselves of irksome burdens. Many shunt their offspring off on eleemosy nary Institutions. Of the twelve murderers in the Multnomah Jail, it may safely be said that not one had proper home rear ing. Good citizenship begins at home. Lax parenthood multiplies Its kind. The very agencies created by society to repress hoodlumism propagate it the more. All this will reach a limit, of course; society Is sure to come through safely. The remedy will be restoration and enforcement of respon sibility for one's self and for one's offspring. THE MAN FROM OREGON. "A word fitly spoken is like apples pf gold." Thus holy writ declares. Dr. Stephen S. Wise's word about the New York Judges who attended the Croker banquet was fitly spoken, but It would be hard to convince the Tam many politicians that it is like apples of gold. To their tearful gaze it looks more like apples of Sodom. But Tam many's grief and wrath will not can cel the effect of what Dr. Wise said. His courageous utterance has clarified the atmosphere in New York politics and stamped certain men Indelibly with their true values. The storm he has raised shows what power for good there is in uncompromising truthful ness. In New York City Dr. Wise repre sents, only himself and the good work he has done there. He stands for no wealthy clique, speaks for no corpor ation, has little or no private fortune. He is simply a man of great gifts and high ideals speaking for decency against the complacent adulation of corrupt power. It speaks well for the civic intelligence of New York that it has heeded his rebuke. Here and there some crassly stupid person may ask "What business has this young man from Oregon to meddle In our affairs?" But really very little of such folly has appeared. Upon the whole New York has the good sense to listen to Dr. Wise and heed what he has to say. PETITIONING I "OR PROSPERITY. The Railway Business Association Is the title of an organization which 13 now circularizing the country in an effort to restore confidence, thus mak ing possible rehabilitation of the pur chasing power of the railroads. The association claims a membership rep resenting an aggregate papital of ,500.000,000. and it urges legislators. state and National to "discourage all measures having a tendency to con tinue or aggravate the agitation against corporate interests, and sup port all legislation which, without in jury to their own constituents, will tend to allay the hostility toward busi ness conducted under corporate form. Including manufacturing, commercial and transportation companies, while the new laws on the statute books are being carried out." That necessity for restoration of confidence, and immedi ate investment of not only millions but billions In railway construction is pressing, must be apparent to all who have given the great economic prob lem even casual study. it win be remembered that about eighteen months ago nearly all or the great Industries of the country were suffering from car shortage, and ship pers were losing vast sums daily through the physical inability of the railroads to handle the traffic offered. At that time James J. Hill made a statement, which was confirmed by a number of the most prominent rail road men In the United States, that it would cost $5,000,000,000 to provide the railroads with double tracks, sld- ,nss and equipment necessary for the expeditious handling of traffic in this country. It,ls the fond hope of every citizen, and it is unquestionably true. that this country will In a very short time work back to the high plane of prosperity from which it was plunged by the panic of last year. With this returning prosperity there have been some purchases of equipment, and some construction work. The amount of this work, and the equipment purchased In comparison to that which Is needed to prevent a recurrence of the expensive car short age and freight blockades of 1907, is as yet insignificant. As stated by Mr. Harrlman, there is plenty of idle capi tal and plenty of idle labor in the country, but until there is restoration of confidence it will be impossible to get it into the channels where it is. most needed. The avidity with which the Panama bond issue was oversub scribed, and the fact that American money is going into the forthcoming Chinese and Russian loans confirm the statement of the London" Statist, which, under date of November 21, said that "there is not only plenty of money about, but there is plenty of confidence also, where the investing public thinks that their investments will not be affected by the political surprises which are so frequently sprung upon them." The swing of the big stick about a year ago damaged the reputations of the best-managed railroads along' with those of roads which were guilty of serious offenses. It caused, on the part of the foreigners, such a general unloading of American railway securi ties that it has taken all of the pro ceeds of our Immensely valuable grain, cotton and other agricultural exports to liquidate this balance of trade. It will be a long time before we can convince the foreigners that all of our corporations were not as cor rupt as we said they were, but If the Railway Business Association, or any other, organization, can quiet the un wonted clamor recently so popular against ali forms of corporate wealth, we may expect at least a portion of the J 5,000,000.000 necessary for railroad construction to come from the other side of the Atlantic. THE INDIGNATION" MEETING. It Is reported that Senators Hale and Aldrich and Representative Perkins among others have held an Indignation meeting over what the President said in his message about the secret serv ice. If Congressmen were afraid of the secret service men, he said, they could axempt themselves by statute This would make their misdeeds matter of special privilege. Whatever one may think of the secret service on general principles, there seems to be no good reason why Congressmen should not be watched as well as other people. Certainly they need watching quite as much. senators Hale and Aldrich were about the kind of men one would have expected to attend this indignation meeting. Mr. Hale does not need much watching, but he. causes others to need it. He has stood like a rock for quarter of a century in the way of an efficient Navy. An honest man him self, he has probably caused more dis honesty and graft than any other Sen ator except Mr. Aldrich. As for the latter, no wonder he does not wish to be watched. He has come back from Europe loaded with manufactured statistics against postal savings hanks and the secret service men might tell how and where he got them. Mr. Al drlch's indignation is doubtless the real thing. ARCHER AND GOVERNOR MEAD. The case of Elliott A. Archer starts a number of Interesting questions in ethics. There seems to be no doubt that before the year 1904 he had ob tained some )SO,000 by forgeries at Newark, New Jersey, and in that year fled with another man's wife, desert lng his own family. The detectives, after a relentless pursuit; have finally discovered him in Seattle, where. Governor Mead puts it, he has been living an upright life "for several years." The word "several," however, seems a little out of place, since It is only four years since Archer com mitted his crimes, and part of 'the Interval he has spent In Cape Town. He cannot have lived in Seattle more than two or three years at longest. Of course people, differ as to what "upright conduct" means. Some think it is upright for a man to de sert his family and live with the wife of another. Some may think it Is upright to cut a figure in society on the proceeds of forgery. Others do not think so, and to this latter class Governor Mead's reason for refusing to turn Archer over to the New Jersey officers will hardly appear sufficient. To ' them it will be pretty clear that Archer has not been living an upright life for one thing; while, even if he had, two or three years of virtue are hardly enough to atone for his mis deeds. Very likely Governor Mead has some other and better reason for re fusing to extradite Archer but he pre fers to keep it from the" public. It he has such a reason it does not seem ex actly wise to conceal It. It is of course inconceivable that it is a worse reason, and for that account it is wise to withhold it. THE THIRTEENTH CENSUS. Improved methods for taking the thirteentn census of the United States will, it Is confidently asserted, enable the Census Bureau to make the enumeration for practically the same sum as that which was ex pended in taking the twelfth census. That is to say, the estimate of the director of the census, S. N. D. North, that will be presented to Congress for indorsement in a few days show an advance of only 410,000 over the cost of the census of 1900. A few months ago the sum mentioned as the least possible amount for which the work could be performed was $14,000,000; the estimates now given' to the public and soon to be given to Congress show that $12,930,000 will be sufficient. This, taken in connec tion with the enormous growth of the country in population and in its vast industrial expansion is regarded as almost phenomenal. Director North will ask that the appropriation be made in a lump sum. thus pro viding for the progress of the work without Interruption and with the true economy that follows a cash-in-hand basis. This gTeat saving in the expense of enumeration is made possible, it is declared, by the existence of a per manent census bureau and the insti tution of its tabulatingachines. A tremendous amount of s'tatistical work is accomplished from day to day in the bureau. It now collects, for ex ample, the cotton ginning statistics In the South, formerly secured by the Agricultural Department a work which costs the bureau about half of Its annual expenditure. Also, by or der of Congress, the population of cit ies is gathered annually at a cost of more than $50,000. The biennial compilation of the lists of all Govern ment employes and their salaries, for merly looked after by the Department of the Interior, has become the work of the census bureau and the savings effected in these and other lines will, it is asserted, much more than offset the expense of maintaining a perma nent census bureau. The supreme test of the value and efficiency of this bureau will, how ever, not be applied until the aotual work of enumeration for the thir teenth census begins. Preparations for this great count have been under way for more than a year with the experienced force that has specialized for the work In charge, and these will proceed until the time comes to- put j the large army of enumerators in the field early in April, 1910 In all, more than 65,000 enumera tors will be employed. The organi zation will comprise 340 districts, covering the United' States proper, Hawaii, Porto Rico, the Panama Ca nal Zone, Guam and Samoa. It was at first intended to include the Phil ippines in this enumeration, but the census of the Islands was taken about three years ago under supervision of the Philippine government, and it is now intended to let that government decide when the next census shall be taken there. The scope of the work is enormous. Much of the detail has heretofore. and especially In the case of the twelfth census, become practically useless, being outdated by industrial and numerical growth before the H compilation of statistics fell from the Government printing presses. The preparatory work of the permanent census bureau is expected to correct. In a great measure, this palpable de fect. Mortuary statistics are fur nished every year by the permanent bureau, hence these will not be in eluded in the decennial enumeration There will-be a census of agriculture in compliance with the demand of farmers' institutes, grangers' socle ties and agricultural and livestock associations all ove'r the country. Manufacturers will also be thoroughly enumerated; mines and quarries will be investigated, and their worth esti mated. The results of all this labor and much more will be published in not more than seven volumes three less than were required in 1900. The best facilities for printing, binding and publishing these volumes will be pro vided by Congress, so that If delay oc curs in completing the work it will not be due to the lack of ways and means looking to this end, but rather to the well-known anxiety of the Gov ernment employe lest ' he should be overworked and his job terminate too soon, Quartermaster - General Aleshire, who is at present carrying out the "pint's-a-pound-the-world-around" policy of the Government in regard to purchasing supplies, says that Port land lumber dealers will not be at any disadvantage in bidding for delivery at Tacoma or Seattle. Of course not All that is necessary for them to do is to pay the cost of shipping the lumber from Portland to Puget Sound, and then make their bids on a Puget Sound basis.. The difficulty lies In the stu pidlty of the Portland lumbermen who are so foolish as to regard the cost of transporting lumber from here to Puget Sound as a "disadvantage." Some day the Government may estab lish a commercial kindergarten for the men who buy supplies, and, if they ever get the class far enough along so that it will adopt the methods of the men who buy and sell lumber for profit, Portland, mills will have the same chance for Government business that they now have for commercial lumber business handled at this port In record-breaking volume in com petition with Puget Sound mills. With plenty of sailors out of em ployment around the city there will be dux nine aimcuity in picking up crews for vessels at this time.. The real test as to the advantages of repealing or nullifying the present sailor boarding house law will come when there is a scarcity of sailors and the employ ment agencies vanish, leaving the ship master the alternative of delaying his ship a day, week or two, or paying that secret, untraceable emolument of from $75 to $100 per man. It was to pre vent return to these conditions that the present sailor boarding-house law was passed, and, until something bet ter is offered in place of it, there will be some doubt about the advisability of disturbing it. Since enactment of the present law, the cost of shipping sailors from Portland Is about one half the amount that is exacted at the Puget Sound ports, a situation which has caused no complaint from the shipowners or the men who charter the ships. No other legislation took up so much time of the last Congress, nor pro voked so much public discussion, as Aldrlch's emergency currency bill a measure intended to ameliorate condi tions brought about by panics. Does any one recall the compromise result? Did Uncle Sam issue any emergency money? Well, he engraved the plates and printed $500,000,000 In bills. Thus far none of the currency has been called for. Its manufacture and stor age In fireproof steel vaults is told by Washington correspondent whose story will be published in the next is sue of The Sunday Oregonian. Very good addresses were given at the State Dairymen's meeting In Sa lem yesterday, but none on that sub ject most important to the clean-up women of Portland: "How to keep the milk pail clean?" We suggest that the dairymen hold their next convention Jointly with the clean-up women. In connection with the controversy whether young physicians nowadays are numbskulls or wise ones, it may be said that if the young man seems to know a whole lot, he generally makes 'er gd. Thv. chief fault in the training system, then. Is that all young men are not taught to put on a good front. Sam Elmore, owner of fish canneries and king of Tillamook and various salmon havens, has been defeated for Mayor of Astoria. However, Mr. El more doesn't have to be Mayor, he can make a very comfortable living out- ide of politics. Great impropriety" is the fore casted verdict in the Root case over n Washington. It is to be hoped that they will make the punishment fit the rime by condemning the Judge to receive a slap on the wrist. No matter how many officers are appointed to see that shopmen of Portland sell only pure food, each offi cer must have, somebody . else .ap- ointed to round up the shopmen and nforce the law. Castro has a disease which he wants uropean specialists to cure. He needs remedy often recommended but ever applied, a foreign battleship or two rubbed in good and hard. If citizens on the streets after dark hould wear police uniforms, they would never see a hold-up man. The Statement One legislators are Just like the old kind they look out first for their own advantage. You don't save any money by put ting off your gift-buying until the day before Christmas. VOTES IX kewjork county. Since, 181)6 Tammany Ham Been In Mi nority, and Independent Srronsr. New York Sun. The completion of the official can vass of the vote cast In NewvYork County on November 3 makes possible a comparison of the total number of ballots cast then for the two principal parties with the records of former years. The Presidential vote since 1895 has keen: Year. D. 135.624 181.799 189.J12 160.276 R. K.6,359 153.033 155.003 154,958 1S96 1900 1904 19CW In this period there were seven elec tions for Governor, in which the vote was distributed between the two par ties thus: Tear. " D. R. 1S9S 141.452 146.668 1898 173.476 112. S0 1900 1S5.9S6 147.922 1902 192,735 106.131 1904 202,775 142.640 1905 198.1.13 134.325 1908 181.325 132,091 It will be observed that the Repub lican vote for. President has remained practically unchanged since 1896. On the other hand, the Democratic vote rose and fell with amazing fluctuations. The vote of each party for Governor shows violent changes. It is worthy of notice that in only three of these seven years did the Republican vote for Gov ernor exceed the minimum vote record ed for the Democratic candidate. An other table to show the vote cast for Mayor in New York County since the present City of New York was estab lished: Tear. D. R. C. IT. 1897 143.666 B5.R34 77,210 1901 156,631 162,298 1903 188,681 133.178 M. O. L. 1905 140,264 64,280 123,283 These figures prove conclusively that Tammany is a minority party; that the voters of New York County are ex tremely Independent, and that the Re publican management has been very stupid. Had it been alert. Intelligent and resourceful its vote for President would show a regular and steady in crease. At present the Republican machin ists hope to form a Cutting-Hearst-Parsons-McCarren union against Tam many In 1909 and carry the city. What permanent good would any person not a direct beneficiary of the pact derive from a victory over Tammany engi neered by such leaders? What would It avail the Republican party? And, though It Is a matter of the smallest consequence, perhaDS not worth men tioning, what benefits would the tax payers obtain from the overthrow of Charles F. Murphy by these interesting statesmen? CALIFORNIA PRIMARY LAW. Exact Standing;' of a Measure of Far Reaching; Political Importance. The following constitutional amend ment was recently adopted at the last general election nln California, and it will be the duty of the next Legisla ture, under this amendment, to enact a primary law in California: "Chapter 19. Assembly constitu tional amendment No. 3. resolution to amend section 2 of article 2 of the constitution, adopted March 6, 1907. The Legislature of the State of Cali fornia, at its 37th session, commencing on the 7th day of January, 1907. two thirds of all the members elected to each of the two houses of said Legis lature voting in favor thereof, hereby proposes that section 2 of article 2 of the constitution of the State of Cali fornia, be amended so as to read as follows: "Section 2Vi. The Legislature shall have the power to enact laws relative to the election of delegates to conven tions of political parties: and the Leg islature shall enact laws providing for the direct nomination of candidates for public office, by electors, political parties, or organization of electors without conventions, at elections to be known and designated as primary elections; also to determine the tests and conditions upon which electors, political parties, or organizations of electors may participate in any such primary election. It shall also be lawful for the Legislature to prescribe that any such primary election shall be mandatory and obligatory. The Legislature shall also have the power to establish the rates of compensation for primary election officers serving at such primary elections in any city, or city and county, or countv. or other subdivision of a designated popu lation, without making such compen sation uniform, and for such purpose such law may declare the population of any city, city and county, county or political subdivision. Provided. however, that until the Legislature shall enact a direct primary election law under the provisions of this sec tion, the present primary election law shall remain In force and effect." That Inevitable Letter. New York Evening Post. Cook's son or duke's son, father of 17 children or fullback on a victorious team, if you have done anything to get your name In the papers, the post man the next day will bring you a let ter from the President Cannot he ob serve how cheap the Roosevltlan en comium grows with every repetition? Or cannot he Imagine that here and there a man has done something he set out to do who would rather noc be slapped on the back with a hurrah, kicked into fame by means of the As sociated Press, lassoed into the lime light? There is a theory that the favor of sovereigns spurs on to noble ef fort. It may be; but surely not when sovereign favor is poured out by the bucketful. We dread quite the oppo- Ite effect. We fear lest many a poet should tear up his completed epic, many a hero hesitate to snatch the helpless baby from the .flames, many an ath lete falter just before the finishing line, at the thought that the President will send him a letter. Railroad Slock Owned by Women. Baltimore American-Star. In the disclosure that of the 58,739 holders of stock' in the Pennsylvania Railroad, 28,000, or 47 per cent, are women. Is food for surprise to the common idea of the ownership of a corporation, and for self-congratulation to the managers of the railroad; $148,000,000 is given as the aggregate of these women's holdings. By nature more cautious than man, the average woman Inclines to invest ment rather than to speculation, to hoard rather than to risk. The list of Pennsylvania stockholders is proof of this feminine trait. Investments m railroad stock and kindred securi ties indicate that some moneyed wom en are becoming close financial cal culators, with an eye open for frac tional advantages in Income. These are women who handle their own re sources of support. What Public Utilities Owe the People. Boston Post. Public franchises are no longer to be given away at the pleasure of a city Coun cil. They cost too much for the people who own them. Public utilities are bene ficial; they should be encouraged and supported; but so far as they get their gain from the privileges which the people give them, they must make return to the people. Pertinent Inquiries. Chicago Record-Herald. Are there any other ladies In train lng to become Mrs. Nat Goodwin? Chicago Tribune. To put the question a little different ly, why do women marry Nat Goodwin? WORK OF CHRISTIAN BROTHERS Catholic - Educational Order That Has Grown Faat In I'nlted State. A unique character is C. C. Copeland, of Forest Spring Farm, 30 miles north of Chicago, who has recently donated $100,000 worth of property to the Brothers of the Christian Schools, com monly known as the Christian Broth ers. Before reaching the age of 28 years he had amassed a fortune of $100,000, in the practice of law in Chi cago. He then quit the law and a practice of $20,000 a year and ever since has devoted most of his effort and Income to the cause of Christian educa tion. In Portland, where the educational work of the Christian Brothers is espe cially prominent, Mr. Copeland's ad mirers have been particularly interest ed in his educational work and in his recent donation of a large estate at Forest Spring Farm to Catholic edu cation. In Portland, the Christian Brothers have Just finished a new col lege building on Grand avenue and Clackamas street, at a total cost of nearly $50,000. Mr. Copeland's devotion to Catholic education is all the more remarkable in that he came of Puritan stock and was reared a Protestant. At the age of 25 he became a convert to the Catholic Church. Eight years ago Mr. Copeland gave to the Sisters of Mercy 20 acres of Forest Spring Farm, on which to erect a convent school for girls. There, by the invitation of the Archbishop and the Reverend Mother, Mr. Copeland at tends mass. The Christian Brothers is an order founded In the 17th century by French priest, John Baptiste de la Salla, since canonized as a saint. They now number 19,000 in the entire world, and have 400,000 pupils. Fifty years ago there were only four brothers in the United States. Today they number more than 1200, with 35,000 pupils. While . the Christian Brothers teach Christian doctrine, religion, morality and temperance, they are not priests, none of them ever having been or dained. They live in strict community and on Incomes so small as to be sim ply astonishing. A priest may become Bishop, Archbishop, Cardinal or even Pope, and amass worldly riches, but for these -brothers, bound to perpetual poverty, there is no hope of advance ment, their sole ambition being the bet terment of mankind through the sys tematic, intelligent and devoted educa Hon of the young. No set of men on earth better deserve the commendation of mankind than the Brothers of the Christian schools. The order Is governed by the Superior-General, who resides in Belgium, and 12 assistants, drawn from different parts of the world. One of these, native of Baltimore, is the representa tive of this country. The United States is divided Into four provinces: New York, Baltimore, St. Louis and San Francisco. About 200 schools are main tained in this country, and four large colleges, located at New York, Rock Hill, Md., St. Louis and Oakland, Cal. In this province schools are maintained in Dulutli. St. Paul, Minneapolis, Chi cago, St. Louis, Memphis, Santa Fe, Las Vegas, Bernadillo, Kansas City and St. Joseph. Two large schools are maintained In Chicago the De la Salle Institute, named in honor of the founder of the order, at Wabash avenue and Thirty- fifth street, and St. Patrick's Commer cial Academy, beside St. Patrick s Church, on the West Side. The De la Salle Institute, a large and very hand some structure, is owned by the order and was opened in September, 1891. It is admirably adapted for educational purposes, containing numerous well lighted schoolrooms and a fine audi ence hall. There are about 400 pupils in attendance. ' The prime object of this, and other schools conducted by the brothers is to take poor boys out o the street in many instances, and give them an edu cation that will enable them to earn a livelihood and lay the foundations of a successful life. Thus religion, moral ity, temperance and money-making are most happily blended. By no means are all the pupils educated by the Christian Brothers the children of poor people, those of wealth and standing largely appreciating the admirable ed ucational . facilities afforded by their schools and the fine moral and general ly elevating Influence they exert upon the boys under their charge. Many famous men In this country, in church and state, business and the professions, were educated In the schools and col leges of the order. These schools cor respond quite closely to the public high schools, bookkeeping, typewriting, ste nography and commercial law taking the place of the classics. Drives Ilia Team by Conipaa. Kennebec (Me.) Journal. A story which almost parallels that told of Captain Gray, the sailor-farmer, of Toddy Pond, who is said to carry a com pass on his plow to run the furrows straight, comes from Cranberry Isles. One sea captain, who enjoys the proud dis tinction of owning one of the very few horses on the island, got alarmed for fear that he would lose his bearings in the recent smoke, and on the veracious accounts of sober citizens took the bin nacle from the vessel and strapped It alongside the seat of his wagon, fearing that the weather might become so thick that he would loeo his bearings and have to navigate in what was worse than a fog. It is currently reported that he shouts at his team to turn to starboard or port, instead of the more conventional landlubber terms usually employed. Lumber and Labor. Minneapolis Journal. Really, the only vital question in this matter of reducing or wiping out the lumber tariff is the question of how It will affect American labor. That is. or should be, the paramount question in all tariff discussion. The proponents of free lumber seem to have established beyond cavil that Canadian labor Is as well paid as American in the lumber in dustry. That would seem to establish the assertion that the competition of Canadian lumber, while increasing our supplies, now becoming so badly de pleted, and possibly lowering the price slightly, would not unfavorably affect wages on this side of the line. Destroy All Prisoners9 Firearms. CENTRA LI A. Wash., Dec. 9. (To the Editor.) Regarding the sale of firearms in Portland, is it not a fact that weapons taken from prisoners are 6old at auction to pawnshop proprietors? If this is the case it seems that the police could help a little by dumping the guns in the river. The city might loose a few cents, but not In the long run. W. B. TEMPLE. A Twentieth Century .Myth. Washington Herald. All hail the sheath, that wondrous gown And latest find; The skirt they brought from Paristown To shock mankind. All hail the sheath, beyond a doubt The thing that we Do dally hear most talked about. And never see. Know Enough for That. New York Times. No woman need to worry much About her lack of brains. Or that man's arrogance is such That he her wit disdains. Most husbands will in concert Join To state this fact they've learned Their wives know how to get the coin Their massive brains have earned. LIFE'S SUNNY SIDE Commander Peary was talking in New York about the luck he would have In reaching the Pole with the Roosevelt. "They say you are a fatalist." said a reporter. "They .say that you. believe you are fated to find the Pole before you die." The explorer laughed. "If I am a fatalist," he said. "I as sure you my fatalism is of the working and strenuous kind like that of old Abe Cruse r. "Old Abe lived in New England in the days of Indian warfare. He was a fatal ist of a pronounced type: nevertheless, he would not venture forth without his blunderbuss. "One day he had an important errand, hut the blunderbuss, when he came to get it, was missing from the rack mada of antlers where it always hung. Some one of his family had taken it. Abe sat down to wait till it was brought back. ' 'But, Abe, I thought you were a fa talist?' said a friend. " 'So 1 am,' the old man answered. " 'Then why bother about your blun derbuss?' taunted the friend. 'You are in no- danger from the Indians, since you can't possibly die -till your time comes.' " "Yes," said the old man. 'But sup pose I was to meet an Indian and his time had come. It wouldn't do for me not to have any blunderbuss, would it?" "Philadelphia Record. "Hello, hello! who is this, please?" the man at the phone Impatiently hurled at the mouthpiece. "This Is Whom did you want?" came back a feminine voice. "I called for number Confound it, I've forgotten the number now! Who Is this, anyway?" "Sir, I think you might bo a little mora polite In your manner toward a lady. You've doubtless got the wrong number." "How can I tell whether I've got the right or wrong number if you won t toll me who you are? Some women make me tired!' "You're a gentleman!" "You're a lady!" "You're positively insulting. I " "Back up! Who are you. anyway?" "Sir, I'll tell you who I am. I'm the wife of the biggest stockholder in this telephone company. I am Mrs. George Banks, that's who I am, sir!" "Great Scott. Mary! I've been trying to get you. This is George, your hus band!" Judge. . Old Gentleman (to newsboy on tho common) Can you tell me, my lad, why that bell Is ringing? Boy Yes, sir: some one's ptillin' the rope. Boston Transcript. Winks That fellow Dickson is a deep one. Dinks What has he been doing? Winks Why, he got the new boarder into a brisk controversy with the land lady over the reasons for woman's men tal inferiority, and under cover of it he sneaked a second helping of pigeon pie. London Tit Bits. "Pete," the White House bull dog. had a habit of going away with a noncha lant manner and reappearing all chewed up.- One day last Summer he returned from one of these trips while the President was at a tennis game with the French ambassador. Pete limped up to the wire netting 'looking for sympathy. He got It from M. Jusserand. "Mr. President." Bald the ambassador, peering through the netting, "your dog seems to be a poor fighter." 'No," replied Mr. Roosevelt, looking thoughtfully at his lacerated pet, "he's a splendid fighter, but he's a poor judge of dogs." Success Magazine. "So your family disapproved of your going on the stage." "Yes," answered Miss Gawzy. "Why?" "They saw me act!" Washington D. C. Star. "How realistic your painting is! It fairly makes my mouth water?'' A sunset make your mourn water r Oh. it is a sunset, isn't it? I thought it was a fried egg." Houston Post. Little Tim had never enjoyed a glimpse of the country. All his little life had been passed among the crooked courts of a great city. One day the teacher took him out for a jaunt in tne woodlands. "Tim." she said, impressively, as thev stood on the crest of a hill, "isn't that a beautiful sunset? Just look at the great yellow orb surrounded by the whito fleecy clouds." Tim eazed at the bcautttui picture for a few moments and then answered: Yessum. It looks exactly like a fried egg." Chicago News. IN THE MAGAZINE SECTION OF THE SUNDAY OREGONIAN NEW THINGS IN PORTLAND'S TOYLAND Not a Christmas catalogue, bat a human-interest story of what ingenious inventors have produced the past year for youngsters' en joyment the coining holidays. DEATH ROLL OF THE FAMOUS DURING 1908 Nearly 300 who answered "Ad sum" as their names were called, the world being the loser. INDOOR FISHING" FOR OREGON ANGLERS A back-log study that will be enjoyed by every man that ever whipped a stream for trout. CHRISTMAS ONCE A YEAR IS ENOUGH So says the Hotel Clerk, who indulges in sarcasm over abuses that have grown around the joy ous Yuletide. FOUND! $500,000,000 OF EMERGENCY MONEY It is safely stored in a rented building in Washington, D. C, and nobody wants any part of it. MORE COMMENT ON THE EMMANUEL MOVEMENT Second article by Alfred Far low, publication committeeman of the Christian Science Church, on the new healing method so widely discussed. ORDER EARLY FROM YOUR NEWSDEALER I