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8 THE BIOKMJfG OREGONIAN. TTJESDAT, SEPTEMBER 1, 10O8. )t B?$omm PORTLAND, OKEGON. Daring the month of August, 19418. the tirnci paid circulation of The Oregonian wua: handays '. - 48,801 Utck Urn 84,77 fworn statement of circulation of The Oregonian for every day during the month of August. 1908: ' August 1 34.950 Auguat 2....4,Si3 August 3 S4,6j August 4 34.7.W August 5 SS.SOO August S4.SJO August 7 84.800 August 8 34.SM August 9....4S.71S August 10 34.910 August 11 34.710 August 12 84.81X1 August 13 S4 J0 August 14 84,550 August 15 84,750 August 31 August 1 43.820 August 17.... 34.650 August 18 84.600 August ID. .. .85.100 August 20 84,600 August 21 84.650 August 22 34.850 August 21 43.840 August 24 84.900 August 25 34.700 August 2J 84.350 August 27 34.650 August 28 34.550 August 2 34.600 . Auguat 30 44.UIO f 34,450 Total circulation. 1,121398. Countr nf Multnomah. 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Stampa. coin or currency re at me aenacra riaic tive poatornce aa dress In full, Including county and state. Postage Rates 10 to 14 pagea. 1 cent; 18 10 23 pagea. -i eenta; 80 to 4 pagea rente: 46 to 60 pagea, 4 centa Foreign post' age ao-jDie ratea. Eastern Baslnesa Office The 8. C. Beck with special Agency New York, rooma 48 50 Tribune building. Chicago, rooma 510-612 rioune ouiiaing. PORTLAND, TUESDAY, SEPT 1, 1908. "ENOUGH TO GO ROOD." "The wealth and productive power of the country are so great," says a Socialist politician, "that there ought to be enough to go round." This also is hinted at in Bryan's speeches, and may be called the Bryan Idea. It is vague, misleading, useless. There never has been, never will be, "wealth enough, to go round." Some will always have more than oth ers, or there will be neither wealth nor civilized society nor government. Some will have less and others still less, and finally some none at all. Upon any division or distribution there never would be "enough to go round." For one thing, property would perish under such a scheme; since smaller properties can only be preserved by maintenance of the larger. Only go, indeed, can property be preserved at all. The notion that there is or ought to be -"enough to go round" predicates equality of property, through spolia tion. So matter how much prosperity there is in a country or how great its aggregate wealth, some will always be poor, and there perhaps will be many of them, though poverty will always be merely a relative term. Equality of fortune never is possible; nor. even equality of opportunity, for many a man goes through the world without opportunity to develop the very, best that Is in him. There is no help for this. But active and earnest persons find opportunity where the in dolent and shiftless do not. There is not "enough for all" any where In this world,- never has been, never will be; but in a country like ours, new and yet J full of unappropriated resources, there is opportunity for enterprising talents, if tact goes with them. Persons SO endowed, and using their powers to- best advantage, will commonly get "enough." Others will get little; some next to nothing. These are the conditions of life in the world; neces sary because of the very constitution and order of things; which no Uto pian theory ever will change, and which would not be changed even in smallest degree by election of the prophet of the Platte bottoms. NORTHWEST RAILROAD BUILDING. Prior to completion of the North Bank Railroad, construction of new rail lines in the Big Bend country, in Northern Idaho and in many other in terior localities, would have meant but little for Portland. This city has not yet felt any direct benefit from the opening of the Northern Idaho grain districts' by the Northern Pa cific, nor from the building of the ex tensive electric line system out of Spo kane. The Central Washington, which developed a wonderfully rich wheat country in the western part of the Big Bend, made nothing accessible to Portland. But the North Bank road will make some striking changes on the trade map of the Pacific North west. This new road and the O. R. & N., which it parallels, with the Co lumbia River between, are the main trunks into which a most elaborate system of feeders will pour traffic from all over the Pacific Northwest. Our country is developing so much more rapidly than ever before that the extent of the railroad projects actual ly under way, as well as those in a preliminary stage. Is far greater than is generally realized. The JLewiston Riparia line, which Is now receiving the finishing touches, is an Important connecting link, not only for the O. R. & N., but for the Hill lines, for the North Bank road Is rushing construc tion on a line from Rlparla to connect with the Portland road at a point near Kennewick. Completion of this line will give this city direct access to the rich Idaho country. In which Puget Sound has had full sway for nearly ten years. In October this field will be still, further enlarged y the com pletion of the line to Grangeville, Idaho. A Hill project of almost equal Im portance Is the proposed line north and south through the Big Bend coun try. Eight crews of engineers are now in the field on this line, and it will tap the best wheat region in the State of Washington, avoiding the expensive haul over the mountains, by delivering the grain to the North Bank line at a point near Snake River. The Ore gon Short Line has Its Huntington Lewtston cut-off so far past the pros pective stage that more than tOO men are at work, and more are being rushed to the front as fast as they can be secured. The grading and rock work for sixty miles north of Hunt ington is well along, and it is almost a certainty that the Harriman water level line will be in operation all the way from Portland to Huntington within the next two years at the latest. Meanwhile the Spokane & Inland, which is collecting freight in a big territory, has nearly reached Moscow, Idaho, on Its way to Lewiston, and all of the traffic in the rich field which It traverses can be turned over to the water-level roads which reach tide water by way of the Columbia River gorge. In addlltlon to these roads mentioned, for which the North Bank road and the O. R. & N. offer prac tically the only route to tidewater, the Milwaukee & St. Paul and the mys terious North Coast road are still pushing construction, some of it in new territory and some In that already reached by the old lines, but all of It for economic reasons is more di rectly accessible to and from Portland than any other port. TUB SERIOUSNESS OF IT. The gambling Instinct cannot be eradicated from the human soul. Nor the instinct that produces "the social evil." The latter is far more diffi cult to deal with than the former. But when wexpect to eradicate, or very much to restrain either of them, we come in conflict at once with the controlling instincts Of mankind. It is useless to inquire why man was made such a contemptible creature as he is. God no doubt has his reasons. But he doesn't disclose them. When Judge Williams was Mayor of Portland these evils existed. He was defeated for re-election because he frankly admitted that they were in eradicable. It Is several years since the "reform" was decreed; yet the complaint now Is that the evils persist; and the Mayor and the Common Coun cil at this time are laying responsi bility for the evils on each other. If the Mayor of Portland and the Governor of the state were known to be strictly "virtuous" and on all occa sions to eschew "cakes and ale," and other delights, there might perhaps be a better tone; but it Is doubtful. In politics, in public morals and in religion, society continually acts a farce, because subject to control of human instincts and desires. . When Frederick of Prussia was told that he ought to do certain things for the good of his people, he exclaimed: 'What! For that damned worthless race? Here were cynicism and pes simism, hardened by experience. In old times we used to say that the good Indian was a dead Indian. The phrase might be amended and en larged. The good human race will be the dead human race. Meantime the public authorities of Portland will continue to profess desire to do what they can't do, know they can't do, and in fact have no real desire to do; and the farce will go on without end. Society in France is old. It will be getting old here, after a couple of thousand years. After centuries of experience the French government now directs its attention to supervision of gambling operations, and also makes them contribute to the support of the poor. Figures Just published show that the tax of 15 per cent which the state imposes on the gross receipts of casinos and other establishments where gambling is permitted at sea side, mountain and mineral spring re sorts has produced in the last nine months between 3,000,000 and 4,000, 000 francs (1800,000). This sum is divided among national charitable in stitutions. The government, in fact. realizes that the gambling habit can not be cured, so "what cannot be cured must be endured," and it en deavors to make the habit of some use to the state. The Oregonian is not recommending this system for imitation in America. It simply offers an intimation of what may be doing here, after another one hundred or one thousand years. But for history and Its lessons one might be hopeful. But human nature persists, and its vices therefore will persist. Scarcely can you expect the Mayor of Portland to keep clear of in triguing females, or the Governor of Oregon to set an absolute example in sobriety. But don't get discouraged, nor be unhappy. There is a golden age, that the poets sing. " However, the age they sing Is behind us. If the world is more wicked than it used to be it is only because it is oldef. But, as a very great writer says, "He cen sures God who quarrels with the im perfections of man." FOREST FIRE PROTECTION. The soaking rain which fell throughout the entire timber belt of the Pacific Northwest last week has apparently eliminated the greater part of the risk of further damage by for est fires this season. Oregon has been exceptionally fortunate this year in escaping with but a nominal loss by forest fires, especially when it is con sidered that the dry season was quite protracted. For this immunity from loss, no small part of the credit is due the big timber syndicates, which have secured possession of large areas of land in this state. The business saga city displayed by the representatives of these syndicates in securing these valuable holdings that did not appeal to Oregonians who were here first is equally plain in their efforts to protect their property. Insurance against fire has long been recognized as one of the absolutely necessary fixed charges against all real property to which there was any risk attached, but as yet no satisfactory system of fire insurance for timber has been devised, and It has accord ingly been necessary for the owners to carry their own insurance in the form of extra precaution against fires. So long as the timber remained in pos session of the Government, or of small Individual owners, little or no precau tion was taken against fire, and every year, from early August until late Sep tember, the air was filled with the smoke of forest fires, all of which could have 'been prevented, by the ex ercise of a little care. The campers were mildly indifferent as to whether they extinguished their fires on breaking camp, or left them to kindle a conflagration which would destroy thousands of acres of good timber. Even the farmer who had a "slashing" to burn was careless as to how far It might run beyond the con fines of his clearings, and, as there was no one to check this almost criminal carelessness, the annual loss reached immense figures. Under the new re gime, all this has been changed, and during the current season the loss In this region has been much lighter than usual. The big syndicates and lumber companies holding large bodies of tim ber In Oregoa have perfected an ad- f mirable system of fire patrol by which wardens specially trained in woodcraft are employed to guard their posses sions. All campers, and settlers as well, are under direct surveillance of these wardens, and are compelled to give their names and addresses and to take Instructions from the wardens, who have official powers conferred on them by the state law, although their salaries are paid by their employers. As yet there has been no systematic organization of the timber-owners, and there are accordingly some breaks in the patrol system, but the results at tained have been so satisfactory that In the near future we will undoubtedly have a compact, efficient organization working in such a manner that forest fires of serious extent will not occur again. Forest wealth of almost Incal culable value has been destroyed In the past, and on account of the rapid ly , Increasing value of the timber, that which is still In need of protection is vastly more valuable, proportionately, than any that has been, destroyed in the past. HOW TO "BEAT THE GAME." Yesterday Mr. Bryan said at St. Paul: "Taxes on consumption always overburden those of moderate means and underburden the rich." There Is truth in this, but only because the rich are very few, compared with persons of moderate means. Of the taxes on consumption the largest single amounts come from liquors and tobacco. Two hundred million dollars a year are derived from these sources. The revenue taxes on beer make an enormous amount. Most of such taxes of course are paid by persons of moderate means. But suppose those who feel oppressed by the tax should quit the use of spirits, beer and tobacco. Shall we expect Mr. Bryan to urge this policy as method of delivering persons of moderate means from this oppres sion? It is the one sure and available way. Mightn't people who use this class of "luxuries" Just as well pay the tax? Or will ' Mr. Bryan, when President, urge removal of these taxes, for re lief of persons of moderate means? UNCLE JOE AND HIS DISTRICT. Efforts will be made, are making now, by all sorts of people, to beat Speaker Cannon for re-election in. his district. Every faction of opposition Is especially active. The Socialists for one reason, the Prohibitionists for an other; the labor organizations for an other; the free-traders for another. If they could all combine on the Demo cratic candidate, they might give him a close run. But' probably they can't. He had over 10,000 plurality two years ago, and 8000 majority over the vote for all the opposition candidates. Cannon may be supposed to repre sent his district or it wouldn't stand by him as it does. To say that he is a political fossil, non-progressive, ultra conservative, devoted to privilege in trenched in "the system," is only to say the same thing of his constitu ents, who refuse to turn him down, and especially of his Republican con stituents, who refuse to nominate a younger man with newer ideas in his stead. Cannon knows his people thoroughly aiyd they know him; he Is 1 a man of quaint speech and agree able personality. Is liked for his ec centricities, and his district takes pride in him, because he keeps it before the attention of the country and gives it fame. The district feels that it would be forgotten if it sent an un known man. As Speaker of the House, Cannon's position is next in power and influence to that of the President of the United States. He has given the office he holds much of the Importance that has distinguished it during recent years, and the Dan ville district stands by him because it feels that he makes it a power In the land. But though he will certainly beat all his combined opponents In his district, and obtain re-election to the House, it cannot be thought probable that he will be Speaker again. Either Demo crats will control the House or Repub lican insurrectos will defeat him. PROPER CONDUCT FOR LAWYERS. Many of the rules of conduct laid down by the American Bar Associa tion forbid acts which are so plainly improper that no organization should find It necessary expressly to forbid them. A number of the rules in the new code of ethics prohibit conduct which should not be permitted by a court, however willing the attorneys themselves may be to engage in it. For example,: It ought to be deemed superfluous to declare that attorneys should promptly account for and turn over moneys collected by them, and that they should not engage in per sonalities, or mistreat witnesses or parties. It would seem unnecessary to declare such an elementary prin ciple as that a lawyer should be faith ful to Ills' client and should not accept employment from both sides of a case. These rules apply to acts so clearly Improper that it would seem unnecessary even to mention them. Moreover, some of the acts prohibited are of such a nature that no Judge who has respect for his position would permit them for a moment. After saying that a lawyer should not mis treat a witness the rule might very appropriately te laid down that he should not beat his wife. The one act is improper like the -other, and It should be no more necessary to pro hibit one than the other. A trial Judge who ' will permit at torneys to engage' In personalities or to browbeat witnesses or to misstate the evidence to the jury has no con ception of his duty and no courage to perform it. A witness is not a crim inal and, even if he were, an at torney is not vested with authority to administer punishment. Mis statement of the evidence is an of fense so flagrant as to call for a re buke pointed enough to discourage any lawyer from repeating it. The code of ethics might well have con tained an arraignment of Judges who permit these things to be done. In one of the early precepts, the attorneys show their utter miscon ception of our form of government, by declaring that attorneys should maintain a respectful attitude toward a court, not for the sake of the par ticular individual who happens to be occupying the bench at the time, but to "maintain its supreme importance." There is no "supreme importance" In our form of government. We have three departments of government, the executive, legislative and judicial, eaclTco-ordinate with the others, and there is no reason why an' attitude' should be maintained toward one dlf- ferent from that which is maintained toward another. A legislature is Just as "supremely important" as a court, and it should be just as great a moral wrong to bribe or deceive a leg islature as a court. The people alone are supremely important In this coun try, and executives, legislatures and courts are their servants. It is the duty of a lawyer and everyone else to maintain an attitude of respect to ward every man who conducts himself honorably, and whatever particular respect Is entertained for the court should be due to the fact that the court Is the agent of the people. Su premacy does -not exist even In the Constitution, for that is subject to change by the people. The people have the power to abolish Governors, legislatures and courts. The Bar Association disclosed its misconception of propriety when It put an unqualified ban upon advertising. There is no more reason why a law yer should be forbidden to advertise than why any other business or pro fessional man should be forbidden to do so. Of course, a man should exer cise good Judgment and good taste in a matter of that kind, as in every thing else. A man should not boast of his achievements in an advertise ment any more than he would in private or public conversation. One act Is as unseemly as the other. But if a lawyer is making a specialty of real estate law, or marine law, or col lections, or any other branch of legal practice, there Is no reason why he should not let the public know that fact. There is no reason why a law yer should be forbidden to advertise the location of his office, for It is better that he should do so than that persons in need of the services of a lawyer should go hunting blindly for some man who has been admitted to the bar. Elaborate advertising is proper for a merchant because he is telling about his goods, not of him self. So long as a lawyer or a doctor is becomingly modest in his announce ments there Is no reason why he should not advertise. The rules of ethics established by the Bar Association will serve as a general standard by which the public will measure the conduct of attor neys. But the public will not tie limited to these rules In forming its judgments. It will not think less of a lawyer because he advertises his place of business and his specialty, nor will it have higher respect for the lawyer who ' does not advertise. It will not hold In high esteem a lawyer who bows submissively before a court which perverts Justice, nor will it condemn a man who fights openly, fearlessly and vigorously for what Is right, even If he must oppose a court In doing so. Right and wrong, de cency and boorlshness, honor and dis honor are determined by essentially the same principles in court as out of it, Mr. Taft need not have denied that he made the assertion that a dollar a day is enough for any laboring man, for no man of sense ever believed that he said so, and there is no use making denials to men without sense. No man in his right mind would make such a statement. A dollar a day is too much for some men who pretend to be labor ers, and It Is not nearly enough for others. An employe who shirks, not only neglecting his own work, but retarding others who are willing to earn their wages, is worth less than nothing, for he is a detriment to his employer. A man who performs work requiring skill may be worth three, four or five dollars a day, or even more. And everybody knows it. Then who, except some stupid novice in politics, could ever have started the story that Taft said a dollar a day is enough for any laborer. Originality Is one of the valuable features of an advertisement an'd It Is essential In advertising a community as In advertising a private business. Ability to devise new Ideas In adver tising enables some men to command high salaries as advertising managers. When one or two commercial organ izations furnish all the new ideas and all the rest become mere imitators, there is evidence of need of more men of ability at the head of organization of this kind. An imitator is an ex ceedingly poor advertiser. Official publication of the statistics of population of the Chinese Empire, ascertained by the census taken at the close of the year 1907 is announced. The total number of inhabitants is 438,214,000. It exceeds, rather than falls below, former estimates. A sin gle province, that of Sechuan, contains 79,500,000 nearly as many as the whole United States. Such numbers tell in the book of arithmetic, but count for little in the lists of human ity. It has always been the practice to punish the bribetaker and let the bribegiver go free. A certain class of women engage In unlawful occupa tion merely because they are paid for doing so. They violate law because a bribe is paid. It has always been the custom to punish' them and let the bribegivers go unpunished, but public sentiment is changing and perhaps we shall soo'n see the law enforced equally against each party to the crime. A Marion County apple-grower as serts his confidence in the efficiency of Summer spraying and says he will pay a dollar apiece for all the wormy apples that can be found' on his trees. He has evidently done a better job of spraying than most orchardlsts do, for the best claims that have been made in behalf of spraying are that 95 per cent of the apples will be kept free from worms by use of arsenate of lead. An argument by Debs against Bryan is this: "From free silver in 1896 Bryan's party has turned to gold bricks in 1908, and this Is the only change It has undergone." But Bryan Is as "sound" for silver as he ever was; only he thinks it convenient Just now to "pass" the subject. Henry Watterson always was doing picturesque things. A true son of the South, he is now rounding up the "nig gers" of the North for Bryan. The niggers of the South give no trouble. They can't vote. VThy not Invite Mr. Harriman to participate in the North Bank open ing? Now comes the pleasure of paying the last of the Summer vacation bills. RULE OF THE PEOPLE Some Observation That Elucidate at Recent Flapdoodle Utterance. New York Evening Sun. Shall the people rule? Not if Mr. Bryan knows his arithmetic There are figures to prove this, not sentiment; facts, not flapdoodle. The second time the Nebraskan ran for President, In 1900 that is, he had a total of 155 votes in the electoral col lege and a total popular vote of 6.358, 133. To these totals 11 states made the following contributions: Popular Electoral vote. vote, Alabama Arkansas ST. 1.71 81.142 Florida 28.007 Georgla 81.700 Louisiana 113.671 Mississippi North Carolina South Carolina Tennessee TVxaa Virginia . B1.7H6 . 157,752 . 47.236 . 144.7.M . 267.337 . 148.0SO .1.156,813 Total : 1.158,813 112 In the same contest McKinley re ceived a total popular vote of 7,207,923 and a total electoral vote of 292. Com pare now the following exhibit of pop ular and electoral votes for McKinley with the foregoing: Popular vote. Electoral vote. 6 IS 3 23 32 Connecticut . Massachusetts New York ... 102.5B7 238.8H6 S21.P92 643.918 Ohio Pennsylvania 712,6t Total 2,420,008 112 The 112 electoral votes which the 11 tabulated states gave Bryan in 1900 constituted more than 72 per cent of his total electoral vote, 155. They amounted also to exactly half of the number of votes needed to give him a majority in the electoral college. Yet the popular. vote which gave him this solid contribution of electoral votes was but a little more than 18 per cent of his total popular vote. That is, less than one-fifth of the electors who voted for him were able to give him half of the votes which he needed in the elec toral college to be declared President and almost three-fourths of the elec toral votes which he actually had. Moreover, the voters in the 11 states which make up the solid South, who thus controlled almost one-third of the votes In the electoral college, were only one-twelfth of the aggregate of 13. 566,056 voters who cast their . ballots for McKinley or Bryan. The five tabulated states which gave 112 electoral votes to McKinley cast popular vote for him which was more than one-sixth of the country s aggre srate vote for the two candidates. It was more than 33 per cent of the total popular vote which McKinley received, The 112 electoral votes which wen with it constituted only S8 per cent o McKinley's vote in the electoral col lege. 292. Mr. Bryan cannot point out any of the elements of popular rule in the con ditlons which start any Democratic candidate for President with the tre mendous advantage indicated by thi comparison. In all his hocus-pocus o Interrogations about the people ruling he is not for a moment oblivious of the fact that unless something un toward happens the same 11 states which made such a showing for him in the electoral college in the 1900 elec tlon will make a similar demonstration this year on a popular vote Just as pre posterously disproportionate. He knows moreover, that this contribution of electoral votes will not represent. will the electoral votes cast by all the other states, any real opinion on the Issues of the campaign, any real choice between the leading candidates, any declaration of the popular will with respect to Governmental policies. He expects a relatively small number of votes In 11 states to give blm a rela tively large number of votes in the electoral college without any regard whatever to the interests of the Nation He knows that these state have 120 electoral votes this year, and that he has only to endeavor to carry enough other states where the people do have opinions on National matters to give him 122 votes more to be elected Presi dent, and he knows that Mr. Taft has, in order to be elected, to obtain 242 electoral votes from states where pub lic questions are weighed by the voters Shall the people rule? Not as Mr, Bryan hopes to be elected. Popular rule implies the expression of popular will guided by popular opinion. "Always Relative Servitude." Charleston (S. C.) News and Courier. As the years pass, reflective people in the North and elsewhere in the world will aknowledge that when Abraham Lincoln and his friends "lib erated" the negroes they left a task half finished. By violence and in defi ance of law they released the negro slaves from their bondage to enter what is. after all, only another bond age. No semi-civilized race of people, inferior as fighting men, can live in the same territory with another race incomparably superior in masterful qualities, as well as numbers, and be free men. No race can be free that is Incapable of maintaining Its freedom atralnst all comers. Right or wrong. the white people of these United States Intend to hold the American negroes in a state of relative servitude. That Is the cold, hard lesson of the atrocities in Springfield, 111., the home of Lincoln, "the great emancipator." Possibly the problem will take on new phases when centuries have gone, but we speak of the years. The day is not open to the vision of this generation when In truth the nesrro will have the rights and orivllesres of an American citizen, how ever they may be assured to him by the Jargon of the law. Surely, Surely. Boston Advertiser. The election of William J. Bryan to be President of the United States would mean the solemn declaration of a mi- iority of the electorate in favor of a very radical and unsafe National pro gramme. That programme could not be carried out at once, but every In vestor, every bank, would recognize that the Nation had been committed to it. Bet to Chop Five Cords of Wood. Boston Dispatch. A wager has been made of $15,000 that a Vermont man can chop five cords of wood in a day. and the contest win re decided on September 26 at Amsden, Vt a A new pick-ups. "Walter, one of these oysters is bad." Well. sir. you'll see I've given you two extra." Tha Tatler. I hope, driver, you will not run away with me!" "Blesa yer. no. mum! I've got a wife and six kids at home already!" London Opinion. "Have you ever loved and lost?" sighed tne swain. "Nope." responded the maiden, promptly. "I've won every breach of prom ise suit I ever brought." Cleveland Leader. "By the way," queried Miss Blowitx. who had recently entertained a duke, "have yen ever had any foreign noblemen as guests?" "No." answered Mrs. Uppscn, "only as ser vants." Chicago. Daily News. Convalescing victim of auto accident "I woke up and found the hot Welsh rab bit. I recognized It as my wife's cooking, but it was better seasoned than the aver age." Nurse "Merciful faints! we couldn't Imagine what had become of that other mustard plaater." Judge. Mr. Cad "Can I see tlat burglar who was arrested for breaking Into my house last night?" Inspector (hesitatingly) "Well. I don't know. What do you went to see hlrn for?" Mr. Cad "Oh. there's nothing secret about It. I Just wanted to find out how he managed to get Into the house without waking my wife." illus trated Bits. j the; I JEFFERSON ON UNITARIA.MSM. i A Letter In Which Some of Hta Ideaa Were Developed. Jefferson, who was always called an "infidel" by the "orthodox," seems to have been a Unitarian, or in close sym pathy with that form of belief. In Schmucker's Life of Jefferson, pp. 294-297, may be found a long letter written by him of which the following is an extract: I have to thank you for your pamphlets on the subject of Unltarianism. and to ex press my gratification with ycur efforta for 'the revival of primitive Christianity In your 11 quarter. . No historical fact Is better es tablished than that the doctrine of one God. pure and uncompounded. was that of the early aires of Christianity; and was among the efficacious doctrines which gave it tri umph over Polytheism of the ancients, sickened with the absurdities of their own theology. Nor was the unity of the Su preme Being wrested from the Christian creed by the force of reaaon but by the aword of civil government, wielded at the will of the fanatic Athanaslua. The hocus p'ocus phantom of a God. like another Cer berus, with the one body and three head, had Its birth and growth In th'i blood of thousands and thouFanda of martyrs. And a strong proof of the solidity of the prtml tlve faith. Is its restoration, aa soon as a nation arises which vindicates to itself the freedom of religious opinion, and Its ex ternal divorce from the civil authority. The pure and almple unity of the Creator of the universe la now all but ascendant In the Eastern states; If la dawning in the West, and advancing toward the South, and I confidently expect that the present genera tion will see Unttarlanism become the gen eral religion, of the United States. The Eaetern presses are giving us many excel lent pieces on the subject; and Priestley's learned writings on it are, or should be. In every hand. ... 1 rejoice that In thia blessed country of free Inquiry and belief, which has surrendered Its creed and con science to neither Kings nor Priests, the genuine doctrine of one only God la re viving and I trust that there is not a young man now living In the United States who will not die a Unitarian. THE PROHIBITION VOTE. General Impression It Will Show Strength Thin Year. Boston Globe. In American politics none of the minor parties has enjoyed so long life as the Prohibition party. For more than 35 years a Prohilbtlon National ticket has been in the field at every Presidential election. Although In 1872 the Prohibition can didate for President polled only about 5600 votes, the party made Its nomina tions again four years later, and Its candidate received in round numbers 9B00 votes. In 1880, however, even Neal Dow, celebrated leader In the success ful Prohibition movement in his own State of Maine, obtained as the candi date for President only 10.305 votes. Nothing daunted by this apparent want of progress In a period of four years, the Prohibitionists, In 1884. put forward ex-Governor John P. St. John, of Kansas, a Prohibition state, as their standard-bearer, who polled the aston ishing vote of 151,809. Four years later the Prohibition candidate received nearly 250,000 votes, but the vote in 1892 showed only the slight Increase represented by a total of 264,133. In 1896 the vote showed a falling off of almost exactly one-half, and it has not since reached the figures of 16 years ago. There has been an impression that the Prohibition vote in the National election this year will show surprising strength. The leaders of the party ap pear to be confident that the Prohibi tion candidate will draw large numbers of votes from both of the major parties because of the unsettled state of parti san lines. The Prohibition party made its first great gain In 1884, when party lin.es were considerably broken, and suffered its most notable loss in 1896, when the Presidential contest was . the fiercest between the Republican and Demo cratic candidates. THE CURSE OF NEEDLESS NOISES New York's Important Step to Make Air Free From Injurious Sounds. North American. A new proof comes that it is always the crank who starts the reforms of the world. A New York woman be came the Joy of cartoonists and comic paragraphers, two or three years ago, Dy inaugurating an "anti-noise " cru Bade. The whole country laughed at her, much as If she was a freak of the Carrie Nation type, But this woman was possessed of force of character, as well as of wealth and refinement. And, best of all. she had grasped a hygienic and civic truth which nan come -to no one else so vividly as to her, when one she loved was killed by a city's needless noise. So she formed in New York, the Society for the Prevention of Un necessary Noise. The whole country ridiculed her. But the society has lived down the laughter. And general order 47, of Police Commissioner Blng ham, has just been Issued placing the whole police force of New York at the service of the society. It Is not in many things that we find reason to choose New York for a model. But when that or any other city takes a long step forward toward complete civilization It is a pleasure, as well as a duty, to recognize the ad vance with praise, and to bespeak emulation for the example shown to us. Sancho Panza spoke for all human ity when he blessed "the man who first invented sleep." The curse is doubled upon him who, without reason or excuse, destroys the best of healers and most potent of all life-savers. None can reckon how much of our awful death rate among children, in the Summer, Is due to the Jarring out of the feeble flame of life by some street noise Just when nature was coaxing it by sleep Into stronger burninK. And who can count the waste of nervous energy, of health ana mental and manual productiveness by the in terruption of rest of even the healthi est workers in the sweltering, de pressing days that test vitality to the utmost? New York has set a sensible stand ard for every other American city by the use of its whole police power to suppress these nuisances: Unnecessary shouting of street hawkers of all kinds. Unnererearv shouting and yelling Unnecessary blowing of eteamboat or fac tory whistle. Roller ekatlng In the etreeta or on the sidewalks, to the Interruption of traffic. Unnecessary blowing of whistles or horns on motorcycle or automoDlies. Lett ni the exhaust escape irom motor cvclee and automobiles without being prop erly muffled. Blowing horns or bugles or ringing bells by aclesors-grinders. Telling of the "oid-cio" men. Kicking tin cans on sidewalks. Flat wheels on streetcars. Barking dogs. And for comment on this good, new reform, we need none better than these words of a physician of experience and intelligence: "It is as much the duty of the public authorities to keep the air free from disagreeable and I , , , , njurtous sounds as It is to keep the ' .1- rrr Karl ndnr. All nnfee I lr free from bad odors. All noise cannot be stopped, neither can all bad odors be prevented, but that Is no ex cuse for not making reasonable effort to stop disagreeable and injurious sounds, as . well as to prevent bad odors.' Harding David' Cane Aids Thought. Boston (Mass.) Dispatch. Richard Harding Davis, the author. playwright and small politician, in variably carries a very thin ferrule cane, which he nervously bends and twists in his hands and which he de clares Is a great aid to rapidity and accuracy of thought. AUSTRALIA'S INDUSTRIAL FITTBB Development Dwarfed Due to Radteal Experiments la State Socialism. From Report to U. S. Department of Commerce and Labor. The arrival of the fleet in Australian waters, will call the attention of the American people to a country with whoso social and political conditions they are better acquainted than they are with its commercial conditions. Reporting to the Department of Com merce and Labor in August, 1907, Spe cial Agent Burrill states that "with a population but little in excess of that of New York (city) and an area near ly as great In extent as that of the United States, it is Inevitable that the Industrial and commercial progress of the Commonwealth of Australia should still be in Its Infancy and that the development of her splendid resources should be somewhat retarded." The "Statesman's Year Book" for 1907 re ports Australia as having an area of 3,063,113 square miles and a popula- . tlon (1906) of 4.406,761. There can be no doubt that what ever the ultimate result may be, the immediate development of the country has been greatly restricted by radical experiments in state socialism. Capital has been frightened away and It Is re ported that even business profits of Australian business men are sent else where for Investment. These experi ments have been described in general terms as "an assertion of tire right of the state to intervene between em ployer and employed for the purpose of regulating and defining the duration and general conditions of certain kinds of human labor, as well as In some Instances the wages Justly payable for the work done." The efforts to im prove the social condition of wage earners and to discover a political panacea for economic evils have been most interesting, but they have not as yet been sufficiently successful to lead to their universal adoption. In spite of this drawback the com merce of the country shows a consid erable expansion. Imports have In creased from $167,407,600 in 1890 to $195,633,300 in 1900, and to $245,336,900 in 1907. Increase in exports has been from $117,769,300 in 1890 to $163,294, 750 in 19u0, and to $301,754,209 in 1907. These figures are for merchandise only. Including gold in the form of ore, bullion and specie, the record stands thus: 1SB0. 1900. 19I1T. Imp. $170,81 1,150 $201,473,100 $2."2.4,'U20 Exp. 142,573,450 2:13,859,000 354.784.5IU The exact figures of American com merce with Australia are not avail able. Merchandise of American origin goes in some quantity by the 'way of British and Continental trading houses. Until a few years ago Aus tralian Imports were credited to the port of shipment Irrespective of the country of their origin. Until 1905 American statistics of export to Aus tralia were reported In combination with exports to all the rest of British Australasia, Including New Zealand. Even now the Tasmanlan account Is combined with the Australian. The separate account would probably show a variation in the last four years of between $25,000,000 and $28,000,000, or about 10 per cent of Australia's pres ent imports. Our exports are decidedly miscel laneous, with kerosene, rough lumber and agricultural implements as the leading Items. They Include many of the articles of common use in civilized communities and a large percentage of the trade consists of manufactured goods. Whiie Australia is a producer of not from from $100,000,000 worth of minerals annually, largely gold and copper, and is an exporter of metals to the extent of about one-half that sum, its principal business is agricul ture, and wool Is its leading product. Its export sales of that commodity in 1907 amounted to $140,000,000. Wheat, frozen meats, butter and such animal products as leather, hides and tallow are export Items of Importance. Ex ports to the United States amounting to about $12,000,000 a year are limited by our domestic production of the same articles. In such matters as area, population, race type, natural resources, commer cial needs, commercial opportunities and assured future, Australia is fairly comparable with Canada, and the Im ports of the Commonwealth are not far behind those of the Dominion. Yet we sold to Canada last year $167,000, 000 and to Australia less than $30,000,. 000. WHISKY-DRINKING FALLING OFF for Yet the Average la 1M Gallons Every Peraon In the Country. New York Times. From the preliminary report ofthe Commissioner of Internal Revenue it appears that there was a considerable reduction in the amount of spirits dis tilled In the fiscal year ending June 30. The loss In revenue to the Treasury was $15,767,038, representing a falling off In production of 14,333,673 gallons during the year, and leaving the total for the year at 119,808,402. The per capita consumption last year was 1.63; for the year closing with June it would be about 1.46 gallons: The falling off is roundly 11 per cent. This le noteworthy, but it Is by no means unprecedented. It Is still a slightly higher per capita rate than for 1905, and the same as for 1904. Pre vious to that time there had been a steady advance In the per capita con sumption since 1896, when It had sunk to the remarkably low level of 1.01. This again had been the lowest point of a decline for four years, the rate In 1892 being 1.62. to which It had risen uninterruptedly from 1887. So far as these figures admit of a general expla nation, it would seem that the con sumption of whisky, or distilled spirits all other kinds are practically negli gible depends more on the prevalence of prosperity In business than upon any other conditions. How far this Infer ence Is to be modified by the advance in the Prohibition movement through out the country remains to be seen. It l estimated by the candidate of the Prohibition party for the Presidency that one-half of all our population Is now living in Prohibition territory. This is a tremendous change within tr 20 years covered by the figures we hsve" cited, and In all reason ought to save an appreciable Influence. The most skeptical as to the benefits of Prohi bition will concede that nearly gallon and .a half for every man. woman and child per annum Is a somewhat exces sive allowance. The millions who do no contribute a gill a year to that aver age will have their own severe but sober view of the amount that must be drunk by others. k a Parable of a Newspaper Steward. ' Philadelphia Dispatch. Adolph S. Ochs. publisher of the New York Times, Philadelphia Public Ledger and Chattanooga Times, started in Chattanooga as a newsboy. He says the secret of his success is the knowl edge that "It requires no more effort to 1 ' 1 K iiiiiiK limn it mvo fcv, w . " . .. " Small thing. Hea Hatches Young Blacluaakes. Baltimore News. John Shields, a farmer near Dallas, Texas, set a hen on snake eggs by way of experiment, and now has a fine hatching of blacksnakes. The hen mother refuses to recognize her strange brood. Women Must Cheek Hats In Theater. Pittsburg Dispatch. In her new theater in New York, Maxine Elliott, the actress, will require all women patrons, before taking seats, to check their hats in a dressing-room.