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Fourteenth aud Franklin street N. Wheatley; Oakland News Stand: B. E. Amos, manager Ave wncons. UoldfU-ld. NeT. Louie Follln: C E. Hunter. Eureka. Cal. Cell-Chronicle Agency; Eu reka News Co. PORTLAND, MONDAY, FEB. 8, 1908. THE LATIN RACES. Assassination of the King and Crown Prince of Portugal is a start ling occurrence, and doubtless will set the tongues of many wiseacres ii broach, on the low state of the civili zation of the oountry, the hopeless de generacy of the people, and their in curable habit of using the weapons of assassination : but no country of the civilized world, none in which Teu tonic or English elements predomi nate, has any advantage to brag of in this regard, over the countries of the Latin races. Jt doesn't become us io forget that wo have lost three Pres idents by assassination. No one who considers the place of I he Latin races in the world, who ob serves their present vigor and notes the place they, hold in science, litera ture, industry and art, can suppose thorn to be dying out. In the Iberian IVninsula they do, indeed, show com parative decadence; but there are those who believe that Spain and Portugul have yet within them pow ers of rejuvenation and recuperation, tiinl will revive some time, as Italy h:s revived within the last fifty years. France, maugre all prediction, is not yet approaching a moribund condi tion. In spite of the misfortunes drawn upon her by her spirit of con quest, which now happily has subsid ed, under adversity, France remains the richest and in many ways the most progressive "country in Europe. In the countries of. the New World, where the Latin races predominate, there is general progress in civil gov ernment and industrial life. .Mexico, ISrazil and Chile are among the pro gressive countries of the world. "Of late," says the New Tork Even ing Post. "Southern Europe has been turning its attention more and more to South America, where it professes to discover the promising develop ment of a new Latin civilization." This we believe is no figment.. Room exists in South America for a vast new population, which may reinforce the old Latin element, modify and im prove it. The process indeed is in operation. From Southern Europe to South America the stream of migra tion is large, and constant in its flow The movement and the prospect awaken the forecast of the most dis criminating and philosophical histor bin of our day, Gugliemo Ferrera, of Turin, whose recent "History of the Greatness and Decline of Rome" is the best book also of moCern history ever written, because of the clear light it throws on t.11 the problems with which modern nations are en guged. This great Italian writer has re cently been expounding the doctrine of an international Lai" i unity, but not with Rome as the center of it. He condenses in one paragraph mat ter enough, if digested by the reader. for ample illustration of the present and future of the Latin, races in the affairs of the world.- "The dream." he says, "which Italy cherished in the first days of its reconquered liberty, the dream of a Rome regaining her ancient her.e mony in the modern, world, cannot be realized, at least not under actual his toric conditions. Rome will grow and beautify herself. She will continue to be increasingly, what she is already, the wonder-working capital of a civ ilized nation. But she cannot hope this old mother city, to contend in magnificence, in ppulence, in power. with the children whom she has sent to the four quarters of the earth, and to whom she has given the best of her blood. It is Paris that now blazes forth like a light-tower dominating Kurope. Paris, the magnificent syn thesis of modern civilization. Rio de Janeiro and Buenos Ayres are her two younger sisters guarding Rome's heri tage in the New World. Rome will continue to bind the Latin world by her traditions. Paris in the marvel ous maturity of an elder brother, and you of America, in your exuber ant and impatient youth, drawn close about Rome In her august old age; such ought to be the future j--pect of the Latin world." A ISPt"TE ABOl'T NOTHING. There Is some contention among Republicans, or so-called Republic ans, about Statement No. 1. Some insist on it; others oppose. It is but a new source of party di vision, but we're all used to that, and one more source of division can't mat ter much. Great numbers of the Re publicans long ago ceased to have any principle of action except to wield the knife against each other and "get even." Question Is whether Republican candidates for the Legislature shall pledge to Statement No. 1, or. not. Every one will do as he pleases, of course. But why should those Re publicans who insist on Statement No. 1 wish to send any Republican to the Legislature? Long since we were assured that there could be no politics in the Legislature, or in the state, except in election of Senators and Representatives in Congress and choice of Presidential electors. There could be no politics in election of any state, county or municipal offi cer; and Republicans have practical- y relinquished, under this argument. control of the state and of the City of Portland to the Democrats who, the argument requires us to believe, have no . politics. Through commitment to Statement No. 1 there can be no politics at all in the Legislature. Then let Repub- Icans who insist on the statement ask themselves what's the use of sending Republicans there? The Democrats will elect your Senator, just as well. (Only you know they will not. A Statement-No.-l Republican may just as, well vote for a Democrat as for a Republican for the Legislature. There need be no Republican . nomi nees for the Legislature at all. Why contend over nothing?- Why bother about the nomination and election of Rt-publicans to the Legislature? As Republicans they will have nothing to do in that body. Just leave the whole business to the Democrats. You will save yours'elves a big bunch of trouble. The point to be emphasized is this: You, who are Statement-No.-l Re publicans, shouldn't care- at all about the election of any Republican to the Legislature. Yon can vote for Statement-No.-l Democrats, who tell you they will perform that political func tion in the Legislature the election of the man to the Senate who may get the popular vote. . Have, you a doubt? Do you itot knew in fact they will not? Of course the whole busi ness is farce and humbug. To The Oregonian It doesn't matter at all. It is wi.jlly indifferent whether any candidate shall take Statement No. 1 or refuse it. Nor does it concern itself whether one party or the other shall be successful. It does, however, take some satisfac tion in exposure of humbugs and puncture of absurdities. STATE AID FOB RIVKR. In an interesting communication .in The Oregonian yesterday Mr. F. A. Seufert displayed an exceptionally fair and broad-minded statement re garding Columbia River improve ment. There is merit In his sugges-: tion that the state should own or ex ercise jurisdiction over docks and ter minals necessary in the handling of products en route to over-sea mar kets, and his perfect understanding of the economic phase of the matter is reflected in the statement that "the producer and the consumer pay for all extra handling and marketing. So it is to the Interest of every county to stand its just dues to make the port of Portland the safeest and cheapest for shipowners." Mr. Seufert does not believe that the City- of Portland and the County of Multnomah should be forced to handle the river channel problem alone. In his language. what should be done is to take the whole state into the port district," and "we want our products to pass through with as little obstruction and expense as is practicable. We want to call it our port, not yours." We do not want to have it said we did not contribute anything toward our own upbuilding." It is gratifying in the extreme to receive such" a frank admission of an obligation which not -only the State of Oregon, but the entire Columbia Ba sin, owes to Portland. Had such a sentiment ' prevailed in numerous State Legislatures of the past, the river channel problem would have been settled long ago. When the Port of Portland, unaided by any other portion of the state, began the work of improving the channel to the sea, the cost of shipping wheat from the Columbia River to Europe was $2.50 per ton greater than from San Francisco to Europe. The improve ment of the Columbia River gradually brought about reductions in this dif ferential until about six years ago it was wiped out entirely. In effect, the expenditure of Port land money, unaided by contributions from other parts of the state, has added $2.50 per ton to the value of all the wheat grown in the vast region tributary to the Columbia River. It will, of course, be said that Portland had a selfish motive, for we improved the river channel in order that our prestige a3 a seaport might be main tained. This is true, but the benefits reaped by.Portfand from this expend iture are no greater proportionately than are those which are enjoyed by the producers of the interior who have received Increased, prices for the output of their farms and mills without increased expense. Portland has not gone on through choice from year to year, carrying the burden of this river improvement alone. It has always been shouldered by our tax payers as a last resort, after even the slightest aid has been refused from the remainder of the state. Not only have the river improvement projects of this city been denied support by other portions of the state, but we have had open antagonism in some parts of Washington, although that state has fully as much at stake in an open river as Portland. Mr. Seufert's expressions of good will and a disposition to aid in a work in which the entire Columbia Basin is interested will be gratefully . re ceived. It is so much different from the kind of interest that some other portions of the state are taking in improving the river that it awakens hopes that the new feeling may spread. When the Port of Columbia bill was before the last Legislature the greater part of the opposition Jcame from counties which were in no possible manner -involved in any ex penditure attached, and which actual ly stood in a p.osition to gain by its passage. If that anti-Portland feel ing, displayed there and. at previous sessions, is still nurtured, it will be difficult to carry out Mr. Seufert's suggestion. We trust, however, that a sense of fairness and Justice as well as a full understanding of the impor tance of the work will prevail, and the project become one in which the united efforts of all Oregonians can be centered. DECEPTIVE LAWMAKING. Law says no man shall lobby among the ninety legislators at Salem for a bill "without first truly and com pletely disclosing his Interest therein," on pain of being deemed a criminal. Why not a penalty also for the man who, without disclosing his interest, lobbies for an initiative measure among the "100,000 lawmaking voters throughout the state? Several proposed laws of doubtful parentage have been pressed on vot ers for initiative signatures, in the last two months, and will . be urged upon them for enactment, in the June election. One of these measures aims to thwart the state's ban on Sunday saloons and on racetrack gambling by giving towns complete home rule in such matters. - Another aims to take from the District Attorney the power of indictment. -A. third seeks to abol ish salmon wheels of the Upper Co lumbia, and a- fourth proposes to check salmon appliances of the Lower Columbia. Whence came these bills? From self-seeking cliques, who wish to use the lawmaking power of the state for their own advantage. J. F. Reddy, Mayor of Medford, who : led the liquor and gambling bill, would not tell whence it came. Ld '. .osenberg, who headed the signature-getting for the bill to abolish fishwheels, con cealed the fact that his bill originated with gillnetters of Astoria. H. A. Webster, who filed tho retaliatory bill to "get even" with the gillnetters, did not ' reveal that his measure came from wheelmen. And the element that fears the Indictment power In the hands of the District Attorney (evidently from experience) hides be hind an anonymous initiative petition. This evil should not be tolerated by the people of this state. The voters have a right to know the persons who are boosting every bill that appears on the ballots. The very reason for the concealment make; this public knowledge necessary, for in each case some designing group of persons is trying to hoodwink the public by cov ering up the real purpose of the measure. The law should compel r.Ir. Reddy to explain that his bill was framed in the interest of the liquor and gam bling forces; Mr. Rosenberg that his bill was framed in the interest of the fishermen, particularly gillnetters. and that affiliated unions have made heavy contributions to his campaign fund; Mr. Webster, that his bill was framed in the interest of the retali ating wheelmen. Electors then would know better how to vote next June. Quite as important as publicity of campaign lunds of candidates for of fice is publicity of campaign funds of initiated laws. The people of Ore gon should know whence comes the nfoney that pays for printing the bills and the petitions anJ for circulating them for signatures. Every bill that has-been filed under the initiative in the Capitol represents an expenditure of between $500 and $1000. The men who put up this money do it for a purpose. Their purpose may be good or bad. t If good, they will not con ceal it. 'if bad, they will wish it hid den. And in any case it will be bad if deceplive. Every signature solicitor should have been asked, 'Who pays you?" "Who gave you this petition?" "What is Ms interest?" The solicitors -were lobbyists. The law would have for bidden their lobbying in Salem with out disclosing their interest to the ninety lawmakers in the Capitol. The law should be amended to forbid their lobbying without disclosing tHeir in terest to the people. ' CHEAP MONEY IN SIGHT .( The surplus reserve in excess of the 25 per cent legal requirements in the New York banks on Saturday reached a total of $40,526,725, the highest fig ure Bince September, 1904. The gain for the week was not equal to the nn precedented figures for the two pre ceding weeks, but, making allowance for a reduction of $8,584,400 in Gov ernment deposits, a great plentitude of money is shown. The remarkable recovery of the banks of the country from the severe stroke of financial paralysis is a most effectual denial of the oft-repeated contention that there was an insufficient amount of money in the country. Heavy increases in reserves and deposits, declining inter est rates and liberal offerings by banks and private individuals, quite clearly prove that there Js ample money for all legitimate purposes. The increasing ease of the money market and the rapidly accumulating surplus in New York are of more than passing interest to the Pacific Northwest and to Oregon in particu lar. The immense grain crop, which has been marketed at the best aver age price ever paid throughout a' sea son, has brought many millions into the country, and nearly every other product of this part of the world has commanded big prices. This has re sulted in a plentiful supply of local money that is now seeking Investment in real estate and small industrial en terprises. But it is from the big financial centers of the East that we will receive the money for complet ing the many railroad projects which were under way, or' about to get un der way, when the panic struck the market last Fall. It was announced yesterday that work would be recom menced on the Lewiston branch of the O. J. & N. Co., and with a declining money market it is quite probable that in the near future there will be a resumption of activity on a number of other projects in this state and Washington. The outlook now' is not only favor able for cheap money, but there is also a surplus of labor which is ob tainable at much lower wages than were paid last Summer. Nearly, if not quite, all of the railroads in the Pacific Northwest are directly . con nected with transcontinental systems, and the numerous feeders and exten sions planned for these roads will all be needed to work up new traffic to take the place of that which has gone glimmering from the main lines. Cheap money means much to the J railroads, and it means much to the Pacific Northwest. For that reason we hope to see the reserve In the ! New York banks pile up to such co lossal figures that it will be hunting borrowers who will build railroads with it. There will be a great-crop of fruit In Oregon this year. The misguided buds" that began to swell a week ago and the sap that had not lain dor mant through the Winter for there had been no Winter and had begun to push its way up the tree, received a gentle reminder Friday that there was such a thing as pushing the sea son, and concluded to await develop ments. , They came yesterday, and served notice on all things horticul tural to bide a bit,' say until the mid dle of March, before putting on Spring attire. For that reliable prophet of weather, who has the offi cial bureau beaten in its forecast about five weeks and five days, came out of his hole .yesterday morning, saw his shadow and hopped back into it to resume hibernation for six weeks. People may scoff, but he m,akes good. Just wait and see. Great is the groundhog! The dinner at the Waldorf-Astoria on Saturday night, iven by the Standard Oil Company to its para sites and political claquers, was a highly interesting affair. Two ob jects there were; one of them, -denunciation of the Roosevelt Adminis tration; the- other, laudation of the virtues of the Standard Oil magnates and other shining suns in the con stellation of predatory wealth. Why, you see there would have been no in terruption of prosperity, had not the thrifty methods of the robber barons of the country been interrupted. These "philanthropists," as they were called at the dinner, have received contumely, where they were entitled to honor, immunity and worship.' Theirs has been the hard lot of men going about in the world doing good. It's an awful thing to plunge a coun try into distress by cutting off the license of good men to rob it. Walla Walla farmers have just pur chased 1,400,000 Calcutta grain bags at 7 cents each, which is 3 cents less than the prevailing price last year. A news dispatch says that by this large purchase - the farmers of Walla Wala County have saved $30, 000. There is a possibility that it might be full early to determine whether they have saved this amount or lost something. Calcutta grain bags have sold as low as 4 M cents, and. while there is not much prospect that the market will sink to that fig ure the coming season, failure f the California barley crop and a light wheat crop in the Pacific Northwest would work surprising changes in the market. Answer to an inquiry by several persons: The author of the lines, fa miliar in the schoolboy days Of past generations, beginning You'd scarce expect one of my age To speak in public on the stage. Was David Everett, a native of Princeton, Mass.; born in 1770; died at Marietta, O., in 1813. He was a journajist, playwriter and verse maker of note, and for several years was a writer on Bosten newspapers. He wrote the lines on which his fame rests, as an exercise for the spokes man of a juvenile class, while a schoolteacher at North Ipswich, Mars. The plutocrats of the Waldorf-Astoria dinner and their satellites show a striking obliquity of mind and judg ment when they say "the reaeti n against Roosevelt, has set In." That was seen through glasses of "sweet ened rainwater," of Widow Clicquot's vintage, many times filled and drained, to the confusion of T. Roosevelt. That's the medium through which these brethren of predatory wealth so clearly see the thing that is not. 5 In response to, proposals by the War Department, forty-one bids were received for flying machines heavier than air. Navigating the atmosphere is no longer a dream. With so many scientific men engaged in mechanical application of principles that have been laid down the past three years, it cannot be long before an airship as an aid to military operations will be perfected. Denunciation of C. W. Hodson ; e cause he sald he wouldn't vote for any Republican candidate . for the Legislature who might take State ment No. 1 seems needless. Why should he or anybody so vote? A Democrat in the Legislature will ren der the same service that a Repub lican could render including the vote for Senator. No need of anybody voting for a Republican for the Legislature who pledges to Statement No. 1. As a Republican he will be wholly unnec essary in that body.- Now is the time for perfectly independent and non partisan voting for members of the Legislature. A party candidate for a seat in that body is an absurdity. The North Bank road is now offi cially known as the Spokane, Portland & Seattle Railway Company. As it will reach-neither Seattle n6r Spo kane over its own rails, and begins and ends on the north bank of the Columbia River, the original name will undoubtedly find greatest favor with its patrons. It is not probable that the members of the Thaw Jury were able to put it out of their minds that Stanford White was a most villainous scoundrel who, though it was a crime to kill him, got his deserts. Judges in the Commercial Club's prize essay contest who are to exam ine 300 productions must be prepared to- have their literary judgment ques tioned, if not condemned, by 299 con tributors. In the absence of midwinter out door sports, an expectant and respon sive community would welcome a group picture of Portland pennant winners for the season of 1908. The picture of Mrs. Eddy's $100,000 home in Boston provokes suspicion that some one has made a handsome profit on the new owner. It is just as well, however, for the man who makes garden to begin to plan on planting a few rows of peas and take a chance. Lawyer Dolmas, also, cannot help but be pleased over the verdict. THE! BRYAN CAMPAIGN FUND Bow the Sllrerltrs Financed Bryan aad Sidetracked the TarlftT Question. New York World. , The World has given to the public the names of the principal contributors to the Democratic National campaign fund in 18S6. . Nearly 90 per cent of the money came from silver mine owners. Marcus Daly raised $139,000 and Senator William A. Clark, of Montana, than whom there has been no more audacious corruptionlst in politics, made a personal contribution of J43.C00. Tlie contributions made to the Demo cratic National committee represented hardly half of the fund raised by the silver mine owners to elect Mr. Bryan. The rest was contributed directly to state committees and to Populists and culver Republican committees. Thus Mr. Bryan's campaign of 1896 was financed almost wholly by mine owners, who wanted the United States Government to double the market value of their silver. This was one of the few instances in Ame.ric.an history in which a great party voluntarily made Itself the special agent of a slngfe predatory-Interest. Mr. Bryan, like Mr. Roosevelt. Is now an ardent advocate of publicity of campaign contributions. Yet it has been nearly 12 years since the silver mine owners financed his 1836 campaign, and not one ray of light has Mr. Bryan ever thrown upon. the sources of the money spent by his committees. It has remained for the World to print the list of contributors to Mr. Bryan's 18P6 campaign fund, precisely as it was If ft to The World to print the Harriman list of contributions to Mr. Roosevelt's 1904 campaign fund. We observe likewise that Mr. Bryan has reached a new stage of his "warfare on special interests." In the Commoner he warns his followers not to be deceived by Democrats who reg-:.l tariff revision as the paramount issue of the campaign, and says: Lest this demand shall deceive 'some of the rank and file of the party It. may be well to recall a bit of history. The men who are so zealous now In their consider ation of tariff reform above all other ques tions had a chance In 1896 to show their interest In this subject: yet some of those who are new posing as the special guardians of tariff reform did not hesitate to support the Republican ticket. The Chicago convention of 1S96 subordin ated the tariff question at i.,e desire of the silver interests. The World pleaded with Mr. Bryan to meet' this issue of a McKinley tariff and thus enable Eastern Democrats to support the ticket in spite of the 16 to 1 heresy. Mr. Bryan refused on the ground that he would thereby alienate the Populists and Silver Republi cans who were high protectionists. It was William J. Bryan, not the Gold Democrats, who buried .the tariff issue in 1S96, and he did it 'for the benefit ot the silver mine owners who financed his campaign for President. Why Mr. Bryan should be seeking to sacrifice the tariff Issue again this year The World has no means of knowing. It, therefore, respect fully presents the list of silver con tributors to Mr. Bryan's campaign fund; It presents his 1836 record on the question of tariff revision, and It will bo glad to print any explanations he may have to offer. The Harriman Operation. New York Evening Post. In the Union Pacific's scheme of finance, during the -past decade, control of South ern Pacific was only a single factor. Mr. Harriman has used the credit and sur plus of his railway to buy stocks of other railways on a scale of unexampled reck lessness. Purchase of stocks, with a view to getting a voice in the management, if not complete control, has been carried to an extent which left the public mind in absolute dismay as to the possible limitations of the movement. For the time, a very decided limit has !been set by the panic of 1907, for the se verity of which the Union Pacific's Stock Exchange operations were very largely re sponsiblea fact virtually admitted by Harriman himself, at the crisis of the panic, by his promise to consider the matter of ridding his company of its holdings' of other railways. With panic past, nothing further has been heard of this spasm of repentance, and the Gov ernment's purpose now appears to be to find how far the pressure of the law can be applied. "Half Hydraphobj." Philadelphia Ledger. "I was down in a little Southern town the other day," said a commercial trav eler, "where a new system of water works had just been iimtalled. All the drinking water for the" town was pumped In from an artesian well on the outskirts of the town. The inhabitants were immensely proud of their new water, and at every place I stopped I was urged to take a drink of it, being assured at the same time with great impresslveness that it had been 'analyzed and found to be half hydrogen.' This mystic expression seemed1 to have a strange fascination for most of the citizens. "Finally I stopped at the town pump in the middle of the square in front of the county courthouse, and as I worked the pump handle I thought I would find out what an old negro leaning against a tree near by would say. ' 'Uncle,' I said, 'is this good water?' " 'Sho!' he replied with enthusiasm. 'W'y, sah, dat water is done been scan'lyzed an' foun' ter be ha'f hydra phoby, sah.' " And the Cat Cornea Bark. Catskill Dispatch to the New York" Herald. The Reed & Powell Transportation Company, of. Coxsackle, N. Y., keeps cats in its storehouse as a protection aKalnst rats and mice December 7 a barge loaded with hay left the pier for Jersey "-lty. when the barge reached there It was found that Nick, one .of the storehouse cats, was on the barge, which was to be laid up for the Winter when unloaded. Rather than leave Nick on the boat the cat was given to a truckman who carried it In a bag two miles back in Jersey. One recent morrijig, when the dock master at Coxsackie opened the storehouse and called the cats for their morning meal Nick appeared with the others. It. is positive that the cat had' made its way irom jersey Lity to uoxsackie, 3 20 miles, on foot. Except being some what thin, Nick is as good as ever. Millionaire Starts aa Measensrer. Topeka, . Kan., Dispatch in New York World. Charles D. Davol. 22 years old, a graduate of Harvard and son of a Fall River (Mass.) millionaire mill owner, has begun work here as night mes senger boy at the Rock Island depot. His pay is $15 a month. He started out to learn the railroad business. When he was transferred from the su perintendent's office, in Chicago, "he brought an expensive saddle horse, which he rides every evening before work. He lives at Topeka' s best hotel. It Would Amuse Him. Springfield, Mass.. Republican. Another aged woman who refused an offer of marriage in her girlhood from Abraham Lincoln has died. The nuin ber of fair ones who rejected Lincoln is becoming abnormally large. It's a pity he, cannot enjoy the humor of it. GLEANINGS FROM STATE PHESS Bneollc Enthetlelsm. Salem Journal. Spare-ribs, spuds and kraut are now in season. For some reasons we prefer them to mince pies and turtle soup. Jim Kyle Just Looking Around. Echo Register. James Kyle is in Portland looking around and feeling about in the political world. James is a good man and would make a good County Commissiom;r. Where Che Divorce Come Front. Oregon City Enterprise.. Comments of the Portland newspapers on the multiplicity of divorces in the Clackamas County Circuit Court are lost on us. More than 75 per cent of them come from Portland. Domestic Disturbance. Irrigon Irrigator. Mrs. Kicker returned from her Pull man trip last Friday. We believe the break made by the professor in last week's Irrigator caused some little fric tion at home, and he is now sleeping in the doghouse. Propheay. Baker City Democrat. Before we know it Springtime will he here, the fields and the flowers will be gathering their new clothes of - the brightest colors, buds will be swelling, leaves will be opening up, flowers will be peeping from their Winter beds and telling us the Springtime is here. Invincible. The Dalles Optimist. We have been waiting for several weeks, ever since It became a cinch that Roosevelt would not again run, to an nounce our ticket for the Presidential cup, to be run off next November. Ajid here it is: For Vice-President: Jonathan Bourne, of Anywhere. For President: Lew Dockstader. of Everywhere. Brother Davey'a I.onar-neferrcd Reward Harney County News. Thirty-one j'ears ago last October the editor of the News began an active fisht for the success and continuation of Re publican principles, and he has kept It up ever since by voice and pen and action, with no pecuniary reward. Men like Bert Huffman, of the Pendleton East Ore gonian. who have been lighting the party dttrlng all of their short existence, are scarcely in a position to find fault he cause a .small plum has fallen in our front yard- at this late day. Dnlnar Array With the Saloon.- .Pilot Rock Record. If the Record were to publish the names of the. prominent sheep men. farmers and farm hands, men who are now and have for many years been patrons of tho saloon, who have positively asserted' It was their intention to vote for local option in June it would require a full page in the Record. These men give no reason for their In tended action except that they cannot see wherein the saloon is of any benefit to society. The only effective means of doing away with tho "deadfalls" and "dumps"- Is to do away with the saloon business. When Trout Are at Their next. Klamath Falls Horald. Klamath people are permitted to eat Link River trout at this season of the year without laying themselves liable to prosecution. This is entirely due to an oversight on the part of the last Legis lature, but the oversight in providing fish protection is fully appreciated by the Waltonians who dily line the banks of the river and usually succeed in landing a few large trout which are exceptionally fine during the Winter months. The next Legislature in enacting fish laws should make provision for an open Winter Rea son in Link River and the Klamath lakes, as this is the time when the fish are at their best. Tronblra of a Chief of Police. Corvallis Gazette. Chief Wells had a thrilling experience Sunday and as a result is nursing two or three maimed Ingers on Iris right hand. It was a tussle with a brimllc calf Chief Wells found the animal strolling about the street, and thinking It was gentle he approached and twisted a piece of telephone wire around its neck with which to lead it away. Hut after taking a turn in the wire with his hand the policeman turned seasick, for he dis covered that tlie calf wasn't "broke." For a time things moved so lively in that vicinity that it . was hard to toll policeman from calf, and when the smoke of battle cleared away It was easily seen that the "cop" had come out second best. - Time to Call a Unit. Cottage Grove leader. The Leader has heretofore looked with some favor upon the initiative and refer endum, but when it comes to tacking on the state election ballot from IS to 20 measures to be voted' on besides tiie various candidates, making the ballot about three feet long and containing enough matter to kep the ordinary cit izen busy six months in trying to .di gest mentally that he may vote rea sonably Intelligently,' we think it tirrte to call a halt. Why should the citizens of this part of the country be called upon to vote on a county division scheme over in Wasco County? What do wo know about the wishes of the people over in Wasco? Why bother ourself about fish wheels on the Columbia and a score of other matters foreign to our Interests? A government for the people and by the peo ple may be all right, but this Initiative propostlon seems to be a little too much of a good thing. A FEW SU IBS. Miss De Playne "Papa declares T am his greatest treasure." Mr. Blunt "Indeed! Then he Isn't as wealthy as I supposed." Chk-agd D.. It !s easier to be gooA than Rreat." re morked the momlizer. "Yes." rejoined the demoralizer, "one has less opposition." Chicago Daily News. BrljfKS - "I hear you'vfl been speculating In Wall street." OriKKS "There was no speculation about It. 1 was a dead sure thins; from the start." L'lfe. Bacon "That cow over there has ben chewimc something for three hours." Kjt bert -ProlmbIy got hold of a Dlece of wife's rubber plant." Tonkers Statesman. "Why do you set your alarm clonk? You never net up when it rings!" "No. But I have the patlpfaction of knowing: I am sleep ing late of my own free ' will, and not by accident." Washington Ktar. Mr. Jones "Would you support my daughter in the style to which she has been accustomed ?" Cholly "Yes. sir." Mr. Jones "Then you're an Idiot, and you can't have her!" Judge. Farmer Bent over "I've Just hneo-d that the widder Diggs has married ber hired man." Farmer Hornbeak "Then, by Jolly, he'll have to climb down from the fence and go to work.," Puck. "I want to get some salad." said Mrs. Youngwife. "Yes'm." said the dealer. "How many heads?" "O gracious! I thought you took the heads on. I Just want plain chicken salad." Philadelphia Press. "If Groucher ever comes around your place borrowing anything." said Wise, "don't let him have it." "You've spoken too late." said Huskic; "he was around yesterday." "You're ea,sy. What was he borrowing?" "Trouhle. He's In tho hospital today." Philadelphia Press. Mother (examining school reports "How did you come to have such good marks In arithmetic this week?" Tommy "Weil, you fep. it was this wny: we had ten ex amples a dav. and I got the teacher to h' lp me to do five, and Kric Jones got her to help him on the other five. Then we swapped helps, eeo?" Harper's Bazar. NATIONAL 0lARD WHILB the National Guard law shortly to be placed before Con gress docs not provide any change ot name for the state troops, yet In effect it creates of tlie organized militia a Na tional reserve, liable for any kind of service at nny hour. With the passage of this enactment the Guard will be come supplementary to the regular ser vice and a part of the fust line of de fense. This bill marks the fust stage in a climax that saw its beginning in the Spanish-American War when tlie Na tional Guard turned otit for foreign service and did tlie lion's share of tlie fighting. It makes sweeping changes so that hereafter the State troops must be looked upon essentially as a part of the system of National defense rather than as an organization for suppression of strikes and internal troubles. . The most Important part of the new enactment is that all Guardsmen must answer tlie cnll to arms whether for home or foreign service. Not only may they be called on for foreign service, but may be kept on active duty during the full term of enlistment. This term is three ytars, or a year lunger than is customarily required of volunteer "troops. With the passage of the new law (and its passage is already conceded) men who do not mean business will have no business in tlie Guam. In event of trou ble there will be no reniiistering. as of old. The Guardsman will not be abte to debate with himself the problem of taking tlie fivid. He will either report at his organization rendezvous ready for the field or be arrested a3 a deserter. It will then remain for a court-martial to determine how long a term in tlie County Jail or Federal prison he is en titled to. Section 6 of the proposed law provides: "That whenever the President calls forth the organized militia of any state, terri tory or of the nistriet of Columbia, to be employed in the service of the UnUd States, he may specify in his call the period for which such service is required, and the militia so called shall continue to serve during the term so spccilierl, either within or without the territory of the United States, unless sooner re lieved by order of the President: Provided.- That no commissioned officer or enlisted man of the organized militia shall bo held to service beyond the term of his existlne: commission r enlistment: Provided further. That when tho mill-' tary needs of the Federal Government arising from the necessity to execute the laws of the Union, suppress Insurrection or repress invasion. Cannot be met by the regular Army, tlio organized militia shall be called into the service of the United States in advance of any volunteer force which it may be determined to raise. ' Section 7 provides that all members of the Guard, shall be mustered for service In time of war without further enlist ment and without further medical exam ination, "und that any officer or enlisted man who shall refuse or neglect to pre sent himself for such muster for ser vice, upon being called forth as herein prescribed, shall be subject to trial by court-martial and sIihII be punished as such court-martial may direct." Another highly important provision au thorizes the tjuartnrmastcr's department to issue all stores and equipments need ed by the Guard without charging them aga-inst the annual appropriation. This is equivalent to a large increase of ap propriation and insures full equipment in every line. Oregon troops will profit im mediately upon pas-aK(i of tho act to tlie extent of new olive drab uniforms and overcoats to replace tho worn khaki service uniforms, now used by the en listed men. The, Guard throughout the country is to be equipped and modeled after tho regular service, and regular Army discipline is to brt required: dur ing encampments and periods of service. Tlie bill appropriates p.000.000 fur the purchase of arms, equipments and ord nance stores. Oregon infantrymen are to have the new Springfield rifles for use this year. The lirst consignment of 10D rilles Is now en route to Portland. Tim entire Issue of guns will be at hand by April 1. Credit fur the fact that Oregon is get ting these rilles ahead of any other slate in the Union Is due Adjutant-General Finzer. At the recent con fereni-c of coast- Adjutant-Generals on coast de fenses General Kinzer pot to the Na tional capital two days ahead of tlia representatives from California and WasMneton. His first call was on tho Quarterma-ster-Gencral and Chief of Ordnance. These officers said they would be able to issue the new Spring fields to some of tlie State troops at once. General Finzer suggested that it would be a good plan to lake lip the States farthest away first. Tlie officials agreed, called in an attache and save orders that Oregon should top the list. . Organization of three companies of Coast artillery, to supplement tlie troops of the regular Army in the hea y artillery garrisons at tlie mouth of the Columbia River, will be taken up immediately, upon passage of the bill already referred to. Until passage of the bill there is no fund available for uniforming such a la'vgo force of troops. It Is believed tho three companies can be speedily recruit ed from llie ranks of married men and business men who have a liking for mili tary service, and yet would not care to leave the country for foreign service in event of trouble. It will not be possible to get the new companies in shape for participation In coast defense maneuvers this year, hence no State troops will be sent to Fort Stevens. All the State in fantry goes to American Lake, where big joint maneuvers will be held. The time for reorganization of the X. tlonal Guard to conform with the regu lar' Army has been extended two years. The increase was authorized lately by Congress. Accordingly the Fourth Ore gon Infantry will be able to again re sumo regimental formation and to par ticipate in tho American Iake maneu vers as a- regiment. By when the new law governing reorganization be comes effective the regiment will have been recruited up to the regulation 12-company requirements, according to present plans. Typhoid Fever Turn Hnir Red. Canal Dover Dispatch to the New York Herald. Following his recovery from an at tack of typhoid fever, Calvin Myers. 8 years old, is flaunting a crop of vivid red hair. where once raven locks adorned his head. Myers recovered two weks, ago from a long siege of ty phoid, in which lie was close to deatli for a time. Soon his hair, remark ably black, began to show tinges of red. Now it is brilliant red, and seems to assume a more vivid hue each day Physicians who have examined Myers admit the change baffles them, and that they are at a loss to explain the hirsute modifications in connection witli the attack of typhoid fever. Healthy Appetites of Mntne Yoodiurn. Kennebec Journal. Here are some figures from a lumber camp up in Greenwood which give an idea as to the appetite of husky woods men. There are 35 men in this crew, and the cook reports that ho make each day 300 large biscuits, 150 dough, nuts. 36 pies, bakes sl quarts of dry beans, w-ith potatoes, vegetables, etc., in proportion. A large beef creatine is eaten every five days. There js some thing to be explained in. that item of 36 pieg daily for 35 men. Probably the boss gets the extra one I