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THE MOENING OREGONIAN, TUESDAY, JANUARY 21, 1902. Entered at the Postofflce at Portland, Oregon, as second-class matter. BEVISED SUBSCRIPTION KATES. By Mail (postage prepaid), in Advance Dally, with Sunday, per month $ S3 Dally, Sunday excepted, per year 7 60 Dally, with Sunday, per year 0 00 Sunday, per year 2 00 The Weekly, per year 1 50 The Weekly; 3 months M To City Subscribers Dally, per week, delivered. Sundays excepted.l5c Dally, per week, delivered. Sundays lncluded.S0c POSTAGE RATES. United States. Canada and Mexico: 10 to 14-page paper........ ...lc 14 to 28-page paper......... -c Foreign rates double. News or discussion Intended for publication In The Oregonian should be addressed Invaria bly "Editor The Oregonian," not to the name of any individual. Letters relating to adver tising, subscriptions or to any business matter should be addressed simply "The Oregonian." The Oregonian does not buy poems -or stories from individuals, and cannot undertake to re turn any manuscripts sent to it without solici tation. No stamps should be Inclosed for this purpose. Eastern Business Office. 43. 44, 45. 47. 48. 49 Tribune building. New York City; 4C9 "The Rookery." Chicago; the S. C. Beckwlth special agency. Eastern reprcwntatlve. For sale in San Francisco by L. E. Lee. Pal ace Hotel news stand; Goldsmith Bros.. 230 Sutter street; F. W. Pitts. 1O0S Market street; J. K. Cooper Co., 740 Market street, near the Palace Hotel; Foster & Orcar. Ferry news stand. For sale In Los Angeles by B. F. Gardner, 255 So. Spring street, and Oliver & Haines, 100 So Spring street. For sale In Chicago by the P. O. News Co., 217 Dearborn street. For sale in Omaha by Barkalow Bros., 1612 Farnam street. For sale In Salt Lake by the Salt Lake News Co., 77 W. Second South street. For sale In Ogden by W. C. Kind. 204 Twenty-fifth street, and C. H. Myers. On file at Charleston, S. C, in the Oregon ex hibit at the exposition. For sale in Washington. D. C, by the Ebbett House news stand. For sale In Denver, Colo., by Hamilton & Kendrlck, 900-012 Seventeenth 6treeU TODAY'S WEATHER-Cloudy and -unsettled, with occasional rain; winds becoming south erly. YESTERDAY'S WEATHER Maximum tem perature. 415; minimum temperature, 37; pre cipitation, none. PORTLAND, TUESDAY, JXS. 21, 1002. OUR LEGISLATIVE SCRAMBLE. As to the choice of canal routes, the country suspends judgment. It doesn't know. It is bewildered by the Walker comraission'6 change of front, it hesi tates at the concessional dangers In Panama, and at the engineering un certainties In Nicaragua. It Is certain of nothing, cot even the commission's disinterestedness. There Is only one thing which, if the people could find out, would hVlp them materially to make up their minds, and that is the real atti tude of the transcontinental railroads. If they are for Nicaragua, then Pan ama Is better. If thy are for Panama, then we should, insist on Nicaragua. The railroads will do anything to defeat the canal. They have so far been easily apprehended as working forelay. They were for Panama as long as that seemed an impossible proposal, useful merely to hinder Nicaragua, bur) now that the commission ia for Panama and this route seems likely to be adopted, they may change and order their Sen ators to work for Nicaragua, This is what It comes to, and it is a thing most humiliating. On the one hand are, the heirs and assigns of the Maritime Canal Company, on thie other hand are the Panama Railroad and the Frenchmen. Somewhere are the trans continental railroads, working In the dark, ready to strike with secret hand where the people's cause can most con veniently be stabbed. It is a sickening reflection that at such a time, when the destiny of millions and perhaps of a continent is hanging in the balance, the battle Is in the hands of rival lobbies and secret powerful influences, while the merits of the controversy serve not for guide or counsel, but merely for In struments of selfish ends in hands as uncontrollable as they are unscrupu lous. Nor is the canal dilemma an excep tion. Cuba Is at the door; and the real Cuban struggle Is not between pleading Cubans and patriotic Americans, but between Havemeyer and Oxnard, mo nopolistic trusts and millionaires. A Pacific cable is to be laid, and the issue between private and Government own ership is not between strict construc tion patriots on the one hand and Navy Department patriots on the other, but between those who wat to make money laying a private cable and those who want to make money laying a Govern ment cable. The Philippines are at the door. The question at issue Is not be tween friends of the Filipinos and Americans loyal to this country's ideals, but between those who want to exploit the Islands for gain and those who want to oppress them for gain. Shall we limit Philippine trade to American ves sels? This will be decided, not by what is best, but by a battle between those who own American vessels in the trade and those who own vessels under for eign flags. Reciprocity Is at the door, but its fate is not at the disposal of those "who long to see their country take Its place among the best and wisest na tions of the earth. The issue hangs upon the result of the conflict waging between those who are favored by the treaties and those who are favored by the present regime. The Grout bill is pending and the vote In Congress will merely register the relative persistence and resourcefulness of the dairymen on the one hand and the packers on the other! The arid lands are thirsting for water, but they will get relief only through the votes of men who can be provided a way to make something out of the deal. It is very pleasant living In this coun try, for some people. It Is a model place to do business, for these gigantic accumulations of capital, which must have their dividends, and their princely salaries, and their protective tariffs, with such incidental legislation and court decisions as they require. And yet they are not satisfied. They need moresubsidies, more concessions abroad utilized through high tariffs at home. They must have less competition from rivals, the railroads must have less in terference from Government. All Is smooth sailing for these devisers and executives of our National activities. The sky Is bright, and the cloud In the west is no larger than a man's hand. There are people In Kentucky who object to "Uncle Tom's Cabin" and who urge their Legislature to prohibit the exhibition of the drama of that name in the state. There is weakness in their plea. It Is an admission that histori cal justice stands opposed to the preju dice of the objectors; that slavery can have no defenders, and that mention of Its enormities is a reproach to those who upheld It. But the matter is stale now. Every dramatic portrayal of "Uncle Tom's Cabin" Is poor stuff. Strange that the Kentuckians who don't like it can't see that the strongest cen- sure they can pass upon It Is to stay away from the theaters that play it. "Uncle Tom's Cabin," as literature, Is not contemptible, but it is not great literature. As a novel It is only ordi nary and commonplace; but as a po litical pamphlet, surcharged with moral feeling, It had a terrible dynamic power. It came at a time when just such a thing was needed to awaken the free states to a sense of the wrongs exist ing in slavery, and to Intensify their purpose to have no further extension of slave territory. It was, moreover, one of the great forces that caused the gen erous young manhood of the country to spring to arms at the beginning of the Civil "War, for the purpose of check ing or destroying so great a wrong; and when the crisis of battle came the Inspiration caught from this book made the young fellows rush on death as If going to a banquet." More than any other one thing, this book awakened the forces that overthrew slavery In the United States though the Immediate downfall of slavery was caused by the arrogance and moral blindness of those who upheld It. "Uncle Tom's Cabin," as a book, or a play, will be known in coming ages only to the few who explore the sources of history. But such pro tests as that made in Kentucky can only emphasize the fact that slavery was the greatest of wrongs. The book and the play will have vogue only so long as there may be persons to protest against them. EXCOURAGIXG PROGRESS BACK WARD. The Democratic report in opposition to the Hill silver reform bill, agreed upon In the House, will make poor read ing for those who have been looking for a return of sense to Democratic counsels. It will dash all hopes of "a magnificent opposition," for a more fee ble and ridiculous jumble of financial absurdities and inconsistencies could not easily be framed. The Democracy continues to devote itself with most en thusiastic assiduity to folly and suicide. There Is a good deal In this report that utterly discredits Bryan and Bry anism. There is a protest against the Government's continuance in the bank ing business, a negative doctrine which has stood behind the sound-money op position to Government currencies, pres ent and prospective. There are fears of the "endless chain," and of another "endless chain" a difficulty which the Bryan cohorts have always hooted at as imaginary. There Is a contention that behind $500,000,000 In silver obligations should stand, under redemption, a gold reserve of at least $300,000,000, when the Bryan theory of currency Is that paper or depreciated sliver needs nothing but to stand on the Government fiat. It argues that the Treasury notes are now a "strain upon the Government," whereas the Bryanites have always taught that flat and not gold behind notes gives them their value. In this report gold Is characterized as "the life blood of commerce," and its exporta tion is deprecated, in serene indifference to the Bryanite Idea that "coward gold" is fit "only to be driven away anyhow, and the only true money Is patriotic sil ver, which never deserts us. There are six heads to the report, and the first three (for gold) are put to naught by the second three (for silver). It is clear that the result has been reached by giving the gold men their part and the silver "men theirs, just as the Pan-American Congress saved the face of both Chile and Peru by adopt ing the antagonistic and mutually ex clusive proposals of each. The silver end of this report says (1) that ex changeability will retire the silver dol lars, (2) produce panics, and (3) strike a blow at one of our greatest Indus tries. Observe that the Democrats pro nounce for a dilemma, and select for our contemplation the evil imagined as dependent upon each Qf Its honors. One of two things will happen, therefore both of them will happen. To make the sliver dollars exchangeable with gold, they say, will either contract the cur rency or else it will inflate it by the substitution of silver notes for silver coin. Hence they cheerfully predict consequences that may be feared from contraction. If that comes, or inflation, if that cornea . In the first place, we shall have con traction of the currency. That means "falling prices, bankruptcy and panics." Of course, the Democrats know per fectly well that no contraction Is pro posed. The millions of silver bullion piled up uselessly In Government vaults are not in the circulation now. The Hill bill, by coining it and the silver dollars up into small change, will get it into circulation as fast as business will absorb It, no faster, no slower. There will be no contraction, no infla tion. Making the dollars exchangeable in gold Is not going to drive them to the Treasury for redemption, but will make them firmer. Not certainty of ex changeability, but doubt of it, Is what sends token currency to the counter for conversion. But the currency will not only be con tracted, giving us low prices and panics, but it will also be Inflated, giving us "the substitution of printed promises to pay." The Hill proposal "will convert assets Into liabilities, dollars Into debts." Oh, how the Bryanlc soul revolts It at the thought of "printed prom ises to pay"! How It longs for good, hard, gold money and laughs to scorn the sacred greenback of blessed mem ory! How does this comport with the policy Democrats have forced upon us all these years of buying silver and Issu ing for it notes? "Why did we not hear this animadversion upon silver notes when the Sherman law was up for re peal? The Bryanite party In Congress, bewailing the addition of "printed prom ises to pay" to the currency, is one of the most pitiful exhibitions In our po litical history. It discourages the hope that sincerity and sense might once more return to Democratic councils. In complaining that the Hill pro posals will convert "dollars Into debts" and "strike a blow at one of our great est Industries," the Democrats uncover at once their intellectual nakedness. Here is true Bryanlsm. The silver dol lar Is a dollar, the silver note is a debt. The silver dollar is an asset, the silver .note Is a liability. They know, as every person of Information knows, that the silver dollar Is only kept at 100 cents by the gold standard, and the machin ery maintained for Its perpetuation. As a coin it is 47 cents. As a dollar it is a token coin, maintained just as the paper note is maintained. "Whether it is outside the Treasury or inside with a note outside against It, makes no differ ence in the Government's assets and lia bilities. If the maintenance of the sil ver dollars at par through exchange ability under the Hill plan is going to subject the Treasury to strain on their account. In what way does that "strike a blow" at silver? Does It not In real ity strengthen it,and does not the Hill programme of trying to get the silver out In the circulation In shape of sub sidiary coinage really provide the sil ver mines more hope of selling silver to the Government eventually, than if it were allowed to remain piled up use lessly In the Treasury, as It Is now? It is creditable to the Democrats' ambition that they are trying- to get out of the hole Into which their finan cial folly has led them. But It Is not flattering to their discernment that by such idiotic utterances as this they are only increasing their claim on the coun try's distrust and aversion. TAXATIONS' OP "OX-TlLLABLE" LAXDS. Two newspapers of .Eugene City the Register and the Guard are engaged In an Interesting discussion of the local practice of assessment as related to the so-called non-tillable lands of Larie County. The Register maintains that of tile 1,053,361 acres In the county In dividually owned, classified as non-tillable and assessed In the aggregate for $1,569,428, or less than an average of $1 50 per acre, a very large proportion are worth all the way" from $5 to $15 per acre, or from three to seven times the amount forv which they stand as sessed. And it is further declared -that "three-fourths of these lands are owned by men who do not reside In Lane County, and they are largely held by resident and non-resident owners for purposes of speculation." The Register sees no reason why in the practice of assessment there should be discrimina tion in favor of grazing and timber lands, as compared with general agri cultural lands. The practice, it declares. Is cne which unfairly distributes the burdens of local taxation, since in large measure It exempts one class of prop erty and shifts its natural and proper obligations to another class. The Guard, on the other hand, affects to view all this as an assault upon the "farmers and taxpayers" of the county, and es pecially as calculated to Injure the stock Interests, which operate largely upon the basis of the foothill pastures. The practice of assessing these lands "which cannot be used for any other purpose than stock-grazing at the lowest possi ble figure" Is commended as a thing calculated to promote the general inter est. The amount of lands held by non residents or for speculation the Guard believes to be very small. This discussion turns In Its local as pects largely upon questions of fact which neither of the Eugene papers have taken the pains to present in dem onstrated form. It would be Interesting to have a precise description of some of the lands which are assumed to be non tillable, to know in a series of specific Instances which ought to be easily un covered the exact difference between assessed values and market values, and approximately the proportion of non-resident and speculative holders. A little positive information of this kind would go far toward lighting up a sub ject which cannot be discussed intelli gently and advantageo'usly upon the basis of mere assumption. But In truth the local aspects of this discussion make the smallest part of Us interest. Lane is but one of many counties in which there are large bodies of land classified as non-tillable and taxed on a low basis. This word "non tillable" is one of those Indefinite and even elastic terms which may be ap plied to lands very different In kind and value; and there has long been reason to believe that in its relations to as sessment in this state it has been made to cover a very general and persistent practice of tax-dodging. The general practice, as In Lane County, has "been to assess non-tillable lands at the "low est possible figure," and It has come to be the alrrypf pretty much everyvowner of unworked land, no matter what Its intrinsic or potential value, to get his holding In the non-tillable classifica tion. Thus large tracts In every part of the state which the owners for one purpose or another from Inertia, lack of capital or from motives of specula tionhave wished to carry over to the future in the undeveloped state, have year after year been turned in to the Assessor as non-tillable and have been taxed upon a low basis. The man who would or could do nothing with his landed property has largely been able by employment of the term non-tillable to get from under the burden of public taxation and to look on while his neigh bors of energy. Initiative and progres sive spirit have borne the whole load. The Oregonian believes and has long believed that a very large part of the acreage of "Western Oregon which stands listed on the assessment rolls as non-tillable Is among the very best and potentially the most valuable of all our lands. The foothill regions on both sides of the "Willamette Valley, for ex ample, have In every instance we know of, when brought Into cultiva tion, proved their productive quality and their value to be of the highest. A large part of the best things we are now producing and putting upon the general markets comes from lands passed over by the first settlers of the country as worthless or unavailable, and long classed as non-tillable. It Is certain that we must go to the foothills for the best results In fruitgrowing and In many other lines of our more recent and profitable production. "We have been tardy In discovering all this, or at least In coming generally to understand It, and the blame is due in no small measure to the inertia and the petty fraud which have combined to divert attention from the foothill regions. Curiously enough, in the effort to de ceive the tax-gatherer the owner of foothill lands has largely deceived him self as to the worth of his holdings, and in so doing he has appreciably re tarded the settlement and industrial growth of the state. There is but one sound practice In the taxation of lands, and that Is to adjust assessments as precisely as possible to market value. Neither the law nor com mon sense gives to the County Assessor discretion to favor one class of lands as against another class. It Is none of the Assessor's business to discriminate In favor of one interest as against an other. If cultivated valley lands in Lane County or elsewhere are taxed at 50 per cent or 75 per cent or par with respect to market value, then the so called non-tillable or grazing lands should be taxed by the same rule. No other practice Is intrinsically just, and in the long run no other Is so well cal culated to promote the general interest and progress of the country. It Is cer tain that holders of lands enjoying, a special exemption on the basis of non Improvement are far less likely to stir themselves in enterprises of develop ment than If they were required each year to pay Into the tax office their full proportionate due. And it Is equally certain that newcomers are with diffi culty Interested In lands which bear the official stigma involved In the non-tillable classification. Every fraud, large or small, comes In the end to Its pen alty, and In this case It is a penalty of widespread application. Directly or otherwise, every material Interest in the state is made to suffer from it. DESERVES HIS KATE. The plea for the commutation of the death sentence of Dalton ought to be rejected. If two men Join a pirate ship knowing its character, and the ship is captured, both men would justly hang, even If one had only scuttled a ship while the other had actually cut a throat The crime! for which Dalton and "Wade have been sentenced to death Is one that deserves no clemency, be cause It is the result of cool, deliberate determination to commit robbery, and If necessary murder. The men who commit such crimes are not creatures of Impulse. They Intimate their pur pose to take life if necessary by arm ing themselves before going forth to steal. They carefully select the scene of their operations. Their whole prep aration involves reflection, and Its exe cution circumspection. These assassins in cold blood decide to take human life in order to line their own pockets; they are not the creatures of transient im pulse; they are as cool and callous In their murderous business as a street walker plying her vocation. These two cold-blooded young high waymen go forth armed, hold up an excellent young man and rob him of his precious life. His parents have lost an affectionate and dutiful son; and the community has lost a promising citizen. By the stupid betrayal of their own reckless speech, a cloud of suspicion gathers about these assassins, and one of their gossips learns enough to make their arrest certain. "When Dalton finds that he Is In the toils, he strives to manufacture a basis for ultimate clem ency by making a confession. The im pulse which prompted him to do this Is simply born of cowardice and the sense of self-preservation. His confession does not make him any less a heartless mur derer nor abate a partlcle-of his dread ful moral deformity. The law took this view of the matter; th.c court drew no distinction between the assassins, but treated them as equally guilty of their awful deed. The law Is common sense; let them be left to Its justice, which Ib the only mercy they have a right to ex pect The counsel for Dalton In their plea for clemency say: "The question is notl whether Dalton shall be punished or go free; It Is whether he shall die or be Imprisoned for life." Imprisonment for life to murderers in Oregon and hi most of the states of the Union does not mean the living death It implies. Life prisoners seldom serve more than ten years of their sentence. Public resent ment abates; Governors yield to polit ical Influence exercised through the at torney of the convict, and a pardon turns, your life prisoner Into the world free to resume his criminal career. The majority will sign a petition for com mutation or pardon of a murderer un less the miscreant happened to kill one of their own or their wife's family; the majority will sign any paper except a promissory note or their own death warrant The signers of such petitions have no official responsibility, and it is easier to sign, than to displease the ap plicant by refusal. There Is no rascal so deep-dyed in crime in the state peni tentiary who could not get a large peti tion for pardon tomorrow If he had money enough to employ an energetic attorney to circulate it But, assuming that life imprisonment really meant the living death It Implies, why should the Governor In Justice ex tend the mercy of commutation to one of these miscreants and deny It to the other? Both certainly deserve the ex treme penalty of the law, and If one should be spared and the other exe cuted, a serious blunder would be com mitted. Both went forth armed In a confederacy of crime to rob and, if necessary, to murder. Both were close enough to their victim to kill him. "Wade fired the fatal shot, but If Dalton was not ready and willing to fire It, why was he there with a loaded pistol? A man who goes forth to rob armed with a loaded pistol is as clearly a mur derer morally as Is his confederate who fires the fatal shot If there is any difference between them, It .Is not a moral but a physical, temperamental difference. Dalton Is as cruel, bloody minded and worthless a creature as Wade. The law has these human tigers In Its clutch, and under their just sen tence both equally deserve death. "When they are both hanged the world will be sure that these two assassins will never rob another human creature of his useful and peaceful life, and in no other way will the world ever be sure of It, for official clemency is constantly opening prison doors with a pardon to some of the wild beasts within. There Is only one prison that a pardon can not break, and that is the narrow cell of the grave. The law Is exceedingly generous to all homicides who commit crimes in fits of passion. "Where there Is a suspicion of mental derangement the law Is most considerate. In cases where great prov ocation, like domestic wrong, had been given, juries are often more than just; they are quixotic in their generosity. but there is one case in which juries never show any sympathy and in which the law should never show any clem ency, and that a case in which hu man life has been deliberately taken In order to spoil the victim of his goods. A man sordid and cruel enough to de stroy a fellow-creature In the bright morning of his life In order to steal his purse Is worse than a wild beast, and surely should be hunted down to death as mercilessly as we do an Irresponsible man-eating Hon or tiger. The prison at Salem should not become a menagerie of human wild beasts of prey. The state ought not to be taxed to support such creatures. They should be given a homestead by the state In shape of a grave at once and forever. A miscreant who will take his neighbor's life In order to steal his purse ought to be placed where he never can do it again, and the only place that really assures that is the grave. The only use that the world can make of a cut-throat Is to bury him and add something to the phos phates of the soil. The Tacoma Ledger Is much dis tressed because The Oregonian does not print Tacoma wheat quotations, and has arrived at the conclusion that they are omitted because Portland Is afraid of Tacoma. The Oregonian does not print the Tacoma quotations because they are notoriously unreliable. This paper has made frequent attempts to secure accurate quotations from the Puget Sound cities, but there Is so little wheat business "actually transacted" at Tacoma that quotations from that point are of small value. Portland and San Francisco exporters handle about nine-tenths of the wheat that Is shipped from Tacoma. and, havlne their head offices In this city and buying the wheat from Portland, with the option of ship ping either to Portland or Tacoma, it is much easier to secure the prices paid at the exporters' headquarters In this city than In the round-about way which the Ledger desires. A Tacoma quota tion on wheat, to be accurate, would have to be secured from the Portland exporters. For the information of the Ledger It might be statedvthat the only quotation on wheat from a; Puget Sound port that would interest either the trade or the producers would be from Seattle. That port has a large and growing mill ing and warehouse wheat trade in terri tory not directly tributary to Portland or Tacoma, and the prices on wheat at Seattle are not always governed by the Portland export value, as they are In Tacoma, but by the mllllngjiemand. General Grosvenor, of Ohio, Is a gal lant soldier of the Union and a mem ber of the G. A. R., but In the debate over the pension bill he roundly de nounced the rpport of the committee of the G. A. .R. made at the encampment last Summer, which charged, members of Congress with having- failed to do their duty In regard to a "preference" pension bill. -Gereral Grosvenor showed that the bill mentioned would have given preference over the old soldiers of the Rebellion to 250,000 men who enlisted for the Spanish-American "War, a pro vision utterly unjust The "preference" bill as originally Introduced and In dorsed by the G. A. R. did not contain the "preference" provision, but was in serted In face of a protest of a minor ity. None of these "veterans" took part In more than two engagements, and the two regiments of volunteers under fire. before Santiago were of no service whateverS One of them, a Mas sachusetts regiment, was promptly with drawn as worse than useless, as Its "black-powder" muskets did no harm to the enemy but drew a disastrous fire upon our line. The other volunteer regiment, a New York organization, behaved so badly under fire that Its field officers were dismissed in disgrace on their return home. The Twenty-second New York never got beyond the forts in New York harbor. And these are the holiday soldiers that It was pro posed to place In a preferential class. The Nelson bill, which provides for a National department of commerce and Industry, and consequently creates an other Cabinet position. Is designed to iighten the labors of the Treasury and Interior Departments, both of which. It Is asserted, are greatly overburdened. It will create a bureau of manufactures, and transfer from the Treasury De partment the llfesavlng, lighthouse, marine hospital and steamboat inspec tion service, the bureaus Of navigation, immigration and statistics, and the coast and geodetic survey. From the Interior it will take the railroads com mission, the patent office, the census bureau and the geological survey. It will also have charge of the Consular service, now under the State Depart ment Truly, If, after being relieved of all these special lines of service, the departments mentioned still have enough to do, they are greatly over worked under the present system and are entitled to relief. The measure is strongly supported outside of Congress, which does not mean, however, that it will pas3. President Roosevelt owed his appoint ment as Assistant Secretary of the Navy to the .efforts of United States Senator Lodge and Speaker Reed. The nomination of Mr. Roosevelt was op posed by Secretary Long and by United States Senator Piatt President Mc Kinley, Mark Hanna and Senator Quay were also opposed to the appointment of Mr. Roosevelt Finally Senator Piatt was persuaded by a New York friend to withdraw his opposition, and Presi dent McKinley the following day made Mr. Roosevelt Assistant Secretary of the Navy. These facts show that Speaker Reed was among Roosevelt's strongest backers at the start, and It would not be surprising If some day Mr. Reed were offered a seat In the- Cabinet or a first-clas3 foreign mission, or, were1 appointed to the United States Supreme,' Court at the fir3t opportunity. The engagement of a-number of young women to go to the Philippines as stenographers and typewriters gives oc casion for the exercise of the so-called wit of the witless In senseless jokes of which the "pretty typewriter" i"the In nocent subject Step-mothers, mothers-in-law and typewriters are standard ob jects for light-brained wits to play upon. It Is gratifying to note that these subjects usually pursue the not too even tenor of their way with un answerng lips, not deigning to answer fools according to their folly. As an exchange says, In reference to the last named class, "If these jests have any truth In them, they are not funny; If they are not founded in truth, they are crueL" M. Metchnlkoff, a famous bacteriol ogist, announces the discovery of the conscienceless bacillus that feeds upon the natural coloring, pigment of the hair, causing It to turn gray. The .ap petite the little monster Is said to be Increased by care, grief, moral shock, sedentary habits or illness In the vic tim. It has been fitly named "plgmen tophagus"; If its discoverer will now find means to disable or kill the crea ture, he will be forgiven for adding this name to our vocabulary. The Taxpayers' League has made its annual investigation of county affairs, which. In spite of back taxes collected but not anticipated, to the amount of some $8i,000, shows an excess of ex penses of $45,000. Their report will be ready for publication in a day or two. It will make interesting reading, and The Oregonian will print It. It will be a revelation in official extravagance and waste such as this community has sel dom If ever confronted. Discrimination should be used in granting pensions even to widows of Presidents of the United States. No pension should be granted to such as are wealthy already. President McKin ley left a large estate. President Cleve land has wealth, and no doubt will leave a large one. No pension can be neces sary for support, or even for assist ance, of Mrs. McKinley or Mrs. Cleve land. And the same Is true as to the widow of President Harrison. Mrs. Carrie Nation has sharpened and is about to unsheath her hatchet, Tb peka, the capital of Kansas, being the point chosen In her renewed activities. The novelty of her method of fighting saloons being worn off, she will proba bly be unsuccessful In her attempt to gain further notoriety as a muscular apostle of temperance. AMUSEMENTS. Edythe Chapman, as Barbara In Clyde Fitch's "Barbara Frietchie," last night led the Neill Company to the greatest triumph they have won in, Portland. There were honors for every one, plenty of them in the early acts, and enough later on, but the pretty -Southern girl so dominates tht whole drama and Impresses her charming personality so strongly upon, every scene that the play may be 6ald to be hers. "It was the second great opportunity Miss Chapman, has had with the NellL Com pany at the Marquam, and, great as was her Cigarette In "Under Two Flags." her Barbara was still finer, and more artistic. The play Is a comedy and a tragedy, each In two acts. Building on that use ful foundatlon.vthe law that laughter and tears lie so close together that to Invoke the one Is to bring the other within call. Fitch has chosen to begin, with laughter, and for two acts he conjures It up with as delightful a comedy as ever was put Into words by an American dramatist Then, with a sudden sharp change, he cries "Havoc!" and lets slip the dogs of war. The cruel heartbreak of a parting between two lovers as they are about to wed is followed fast by the mortal wound ing of the Northern officer who has won the most violent little rebel in all Freder ick, and the curtain falls on the limp form of the girl, shot dead as she was waving the flag of her lover's causo in the face of Stonewall Jackson's soldiers. The wrench is severe on the audience, but Fitch knew his business, and the effect of his last two acts of tragedy is immensely heightened by the happiness he has made so vivid in- his introduction. The play opens In Frederick, and the first act Is without a flaw. The girls sit ting In the twilight on the porch of the Frletr-hle homo rhaff one another on their love affairs, sputter "Dixie" at the Yankee j soldiers that pass to and fro, and flirt with the village youths as naturally as do the girls one sees on nearly every front porch any Summer evening. Then Trumbull, the Yankee with whom Barbara has fallen In love, drifts in, and a pretty Romeo and .Juliet love scene is enacted, with all the rough places in the course ot true love that troubled the original Ro meo and Juliet The hatred of Trumbull by Barbara's people, her daring desertion of her home with him, and their attempt ed union, are all In a cheerful vein, and one would little suspect, while looking at the calm contentment of the quiet night in Frederick, what a distressful picture of the horror of war is soon to be painted In that very spot Unconsciously or other wise. Fitch has followed the Shakespeare love play all the way through, giving it, of course, an abundance of modern vari ations. And not even "Romeo and Juliet" has a more gloomy and hopeless ending than the pitiful scene in which Barbara meets her death on the porch of her father's house, with the "Yankee" Hag shrouding her lifeless figure. Miss Chapman is on the stage nqarly all the time, and she always adorns It The music of her voice and the charming com edy which Is always hers to command are the Ufa of the beautiful first act. and nothing could be prettier than her love scene with Captain Trumbull (Mr. Neill). Then in the second act she Is a pltture of fluttering expectation when waiting for the. minister to make her the wife of the Northern officer. There is a charming touch in this scene. Barbara, .who has been striving all the night to win herself over to the cause of the North, takes the flag given her grandfather by Thomas Jefferson, sews the rents she has torn In It when Maryland went with the South, and, unfolding it, tenderly gives it to Trumbull as a wedding present Both Miss Chapman and Nell got all that was possible out ot this scene, and it was one of the most graceful and affecting In the whole play. Afterward, when Barbara Is trying to conceal the presence of her wounded lover In her father's .house, when she is pleading with her father to let him remain, and when she Is holding at bay the lunatic who is seeking to destroy him, Miss Chapman Is thoroughly an artist, and if there are any women on the stage who could do these things better than she did, they have not visited Portland. The audience was fully appreciative, and she received many hearty curtain calls. Her rebuke to a noisy gallery was a mere In cident In the play, but It was not the least of the things for which she deserves credit Mr. Neill has but little to do as Cap tain Trumbull, but does that little In his usual thorough-going fashion. Robert Morris has a fine bit of work as a rascally soldier, which is by far the best thing he has done here. Donald Bowles makes much of the part of Jack Negley; John "W. Burton is a fine old rebel as Colonel Negley; Clifford Dempsey Is good as Frietchie; George Bloomqulst plays Ar thur Frietchie admirably; Lillian Andrews Is an unctuous old colored mammy, and Julia Dean. Mary Elizabeth Forbes and Louise Brownell are as pretty and capti vating a trio of village belles as one sees in a long Summer day. The play Is mounted with much care, being the finest thing scenically the Neill3 have been seen In. .The costuming, beside being beauti ful, so far as the feminine portion of the cast is concerned, has received careful at tention as to historical accuracy. "Barbara Frietchie" will run till "Wednesday night, with a matinee "Wednes day. FranUIe Rlcliter. The sale of seats will open this morning at 10 o'clock for Frankie Richters recital, which takes place at the Marquam. Grand Theater next Thursday night. "Qho Vadls?" There are 3? speaking parts in the dram atization of Sienkiewicz' romance, "Quo Vadis?" made by Stanislaus Stange, to be seen In this city at the Marquam Grand Theater next Friday, Saturday matinee and night, under the management of b C. "Whitney and Edwin Knowles. Mr. Stange and Mr. George Schaeffer devoted weeks to the close study of the book, and the stage version presented by the "Whitney-Knowles company is said to sur pass in point of merit all adaptations of popular books recently finding vogue with theatrical promoters. The sale of seats will open tomorrow at 10 o'clock. Xo Eaaentlal Unsoundness. Chicago Record-Herald. It was a curious coincidence that on the day when Congressman Babcock In troduced his bill which reduces the tariff on steel the same complaint that he has made against the steel trust was directed against the German manufacturers of wire and of bar and rolled Iron during the discussion of the German tariff bill In committee. It Is evident at once that a policy of protection and bounties which brings about such a condition of affairs as this Is essentially unsound. It must result In a tremendous drain upon the whole people for the benefit of certain Industries, and the broader its scope the more serious must become Its effects upon the general welfare. The stimulus cannot compensate for the sacrifice, and It' is no more possible for a nation to rise to greater prosperity by such methods than It is for a man to lift himself by his bootstraps. She Clianfired Her Mind. Baltimore News. "I never will marry a short, fat man!" The maiden exclaimed as she worked her fan In a manner distinctly emphatic; "I never will marry a man who's thin And the man that I marry must have some tin And he never must be erratic!" So the maiden grew In a few short years From the age of smiles to the age of tears, And was catalogued as a spinster; And she waited alone while the others wed. All the chances of catching the right man fled And the maiden's mistake convinced her. So she settled her c-p for a short, fat man. And she ogled the chap with her frazzled fan, Tho' ne neither was rich nor plucky; And she finally married a weazened Joke Who didn't possess the price of a smoke, And thought herself mighty lucky. NOTE AND COMMENT. "We knew all the time that the Golds borough was all right The Government Is In need ot one or two escapeless prisons. Eggs continue high. Cannot, the hens be persuaded to lay low? Hereafter let Portland-built boats have their trials nearer home. The robbers who "stoic a Missouri man's money belt probably got enough cash to go "round. Secretary Long says we need a new Navy. Still the old one did quite a little work In 19S. The "Washington office-seekers seem to get along nearly as smoothly as so many naval officers. Carnegie says It Is a joy to help others. The others also find It a joy to help them sehes from Mr. Carnegie's pocket. At last accounts Lord Rosslyn's system was not paying half so well as any one of those managed by J. P. Morgan. The Mayor of Ogden has been clapped Into quarantine. "Why didn't New York try the 'same dodge on Van "Wyck? A Kansas man has lost a suit against the "regulators." He has thus been not only regulated, but set back a good ways. It is said that champagne causes can cer. And yet the malady does not appear to be very prevalent among chorus girls. Dalton might have saved young Mor row's life If he had chosen, but he didn't give anybody a chance to file a petition with him asking him to do so. Perhaps if Kipling would scold the Boers a little he would put the hoodoo on them, which he seems to have attached to the cause of his own countrymen. There has been a diamond robbery at Glendive, Mont. Cannot Portland get up even a diamond robbery without being imitated all over the Northwest? Admiral Schley shot a deer the other day, and the Navy Department is await ing a dispatch from Sampson announcing that the animal was killed by an officer formerly under his command. The Right Rev. Arthur C. A. Hall, Bish op of Vermont, announces In the official papers of the Episcopal church that ho has deposed the" Rev. John Davis Ewlr.g, until recently rector ot St. Jaotcs's cnurca "Woodstock, from the priesthood, upon, the declaration that Mr. Ewing had deter mined to enter the Roman Catholic com munion. A remarkable shell of a new type that has just been Introduced Into the German Army is stated to be receiving the close attention of the British "War Office. By the Introduction of a cartridge composed of amorphous phosphorus into the ordi nary charge of smokeless powder a thick white smoke Is emitted when the shell bursts, thus showing the gunners, even at the greatest distance, how close the pro jectile has gone to the enemy's position. By Increasing the proportion of this chem ical, an operation which does not lessen the bursting effect, It Is held to be pos sible to deposit in front of the enemy's position a thick wall of white smoke, which for many seconds will altogether obliterate his view of the field. The ex periments in the German Army have proved highly satisfactory, and it is said that the Invention is almost sure fle-M adopted In England. The Demands of Justice. Boston Herald. It Is announced that the Democratic minority of the Senate has determined to make a stand In debate against the passage of the Philippine tariff bill. It will be based also upon the establish ment of free trade between the ports ot this country and those of the islands. This Is good ground on which to toko a position. The Islands clearly aro claimed as a part of our National ter ritory. "We have paid $2O,0CO,0OO for them, and -we own them. To establish duties between one port of our country and another was for a hundred years and more supposed" to be unconstitutional. The recent. decision of the Supreme Court has eccentrically changed this -view for the time being, but it has not altered publi,c opinion on the subject. Porto Rico, which Is precisely analogous to the Eastern Islands In the position it occu pies, was for a time shut out, but Is now recognized as entitled to freedom of trado with the parent country. It Is logical and just to take the same attitude to ward the Philippines. PLEASANTRIES OF PARAGRAPHERS Madge Have you given Jack your final an swer yet? Mabel Not yet but I have given him my final "no." Brooklyn Life. "Why do you girls call Bertie The Poem?' " "Why. he's Just like a poem! He's been re jected at least 40 times!" Chicago Dally News. Life In a Flat. "The owner says If we don't pay our rent he'll make It hot for us." "Tell him to go ahead. That's more than his Janitor has ever done." Philadelphia Evening Bulle tin. A Pity. Cassidy Phwero are yez going in thot new suit? Casey orm going to ask old man Flannigan for his daughter's hand. Cas sidy Th' dlvll! Ut seems a pity to rula a new suit thot way. Puck. George And If things do not go well with us the first year, darling. I hem presume your father will not see us suffer? Birdie (sigh ing) No, dear, poor papa's eyesight Is growing rapidly worse, even now. Tit-Bits. Prudence. "Why don't you go to work?" asked the well-meaning friend, "r don't dare to," answered Willie Wishington. "People would think my father had disinherited me, and It would ruin my credit." Washington Star. Curiosity. Mrs. Hiram Offen Dear. I wish you'd bring home a dozen Harveylzed steel plates. Mr. Offen What do you mean? Mrs. Hiram Offen I'm Just curious to see what Bridget would do with them. Philadelphia Press. Piscatorial Delights. Mrs. Innocent What did you enjoy most about your fishing trip, dear? Mr, Innocent I got most excited when I was reeling In. my love. Mrs. Innocent (bursting Into tears) And to to th think you promised me y you wouldn't d drink a drop! Harlem Life. ' Little Day Bine. Eugene Field. The little toy dog is covered with dust. But sturdy and stanch he stands; And the little toy soldier Is red with rust. And his musket molds In hU hands. Time was when the little toy dog was" new. And the soldier was passing fair. And that was the time vhen our Little Boy Blue Kissed them and put them there. "Now. don't you go till I come," he said, "And don't you make any noise." So. toddling off to his trundle-bed He "dreamt of the pretty toys. And. as he was dreamlr.g, an, angel song Awakened our Little Boy Blue Oh! the yeara are many, the years are Ions, But the little toy friends are true. Ay, falthfuKto Little Boy Blue they stand. Each In the same old place. Awaiting the touch of a little hand. The smile of a little face. And they wonder, as waiting these lone years through In the dust ot that little chair. What has become of our Little Boy Blue Since be kissed them and put them there.