The new age., December 21, 1901, Image 2

TEDC lOCW AGE. PORTIiAND. OREGON.
TOHIVS Uh )
7tf 7YW.ES.
Any one cnn lie the foolish half of a
genius.
Mr. Hockofeller snys tluit riches mny
Jwttl to himvun. So may tlio eyo of n
jit'odlu after you oiiou get through.
It Is hard to Imagine anything more
contemptible than the man who howls
when he Is beaten at his own game.
The new Trlnec of Wales Is prob
ably waiting to get his titles on straight
before beginning upon the duty of set
ting the fashion for men.
.Mrs. ltoosovelt may bo able to dress
on $.'.00 tt year, but women who have
not the title of first lady of the land to
back them may not feel they can afford
to do It.
A Chicago woman saved her hus
band's life with a broomstick; this,
however, Is not the traditional purpose
to which this humble domestic Imple
ment Is put.
Hither WW children were named af
ter Mark Ilnmiii In the last four years
or MX) parents have considered him
easy. At least that number of persons
have written.
Frank .lames frankly admits that ho
cannot act. However, elevating thu
stage ought to come rather natural to
one who has had such ripe experience
In holding up trains.
A celebrated preacher has made the
announcement that the world Is better
than It used to be. Well, ho may bo
right, riaylng euchre and drive whist
for prizes seems to have gone out of
style.
Mine. Sarah (irand claims that the
-way to approach man and subdue him
Is by the dinner route, notwithstanding
the admitted fact that most of the pub
lic men of thu country dio of stomach
trouble.
Deportation and permanent banish
ment would, perhaps, come nearer tlio
popular conception of thu punishment
which ought to be Intllcted upon thosu
who conspire against thu government
by propaganda and who advocate Its
overthrow.
Some of thu war veterans who tasted
blood In Cuba or thu Philippines think
thu sword should lie abandoned, as It
gets between thu legs and trips thu
generals up. There Is nothing so de
moralizing to the morale of an army as
to seeo n fat guneral tuku a header over
his sword. ,
Kvldently the higher cultivation Is In
need of somu polishing up. A lot of
cows were lately shot by n party of
New York hunters under the Impression
that they wetu a herd of deer. In vlow
of this and thu many casualties of thu
Maine hunting tlfhls natural history
ought to be Insisted on as a necessary
branch In the schools.
One of the latest 1'ndn, a corollary of
ralutlstry, Is the "rending" of the soles
of the feet. People who aru credulous
enough to Imve their foot read tiro
usually disappointed In results beeausu
they are of that long-eared variety of
the human species that are more likely
to present hoofs than soles to the palm
ist and the lines In hoofs aro somewhat
obscured. The crying need of thesu peo
ple Is u blacksmith rather than a palm
.smith. Genius for government and genius for
business aru not even distantly related,
Take the I'ulted States for example.
Washington was it successful business
man, but he might be called the llrst
nud the last of American statesemeu
who deserved the title. Nearly all the
other bright names In the history of
American government, from .Jefferson
to McKlnley, have been possessed by
men, who, If they were not slothful In
business, were by no means success
ful. There Is a certain gratilleatloii and
Httlsfncltoii In the knowledge- (hat
Krauee has in proxpeet the establish
ment of a M'hool In tills country for
(he purpoM of studying American in
dustries. To be recognized ns the lead
lug Industrial nation of the world Is a
compliment, however well we may al
ready know tills to be true. France an
nounces that It is not her purpose to
pry Into the xecrets of the various In
dustries, but merely to round out the
education of her Industrial students
with a practical knowledge of Ameri
can methods and cnlcrprlM
The court physician who has King
Kdwnrd's health In charge gave expres
sion to views full of good mmiso in a re
cent Interview. Summing up (he rules
of correct living he said: "To live long
do anything you UU', but do nothing to
excess. The best rule of life Is modera
tion." Moderation conserves the life
forces, Intemperance dUslpntes them,
And temperance, be It remembered. Is
it much wider term than Is contemplat
ed lu abstinence from the excessive use
of Intoxicating Illinois. Many a tem
perance advocate Is Intemperate In
business, or in eating or In speech.
Many u man who does not drink to ex
cess leads an unnatural life because of
the demands of business, or of society,
or of ambition, Many a woman who
abhors Intoxicants strains every nerve
center to "keep tip appearances." Hut
this court physician was not giving
nway any professional secivts. Any
puyslclau who has 111111.0 u HtuUy of the
himinn system will freely ngrco tin to
this recipe of moderation. Habit Is
ntrongcr than advico and habit leads
most persons to live unnaturally. Na
ture stands up under the strain so long
and then rebels. "They thnt nre whole
need not a physician," but the average
man will not live n wholesome life.
Therefore the doctor.
"Ah the twig Is bent the tree's In
clined," 1h n proverb which tlmo has
not discredited. Modern pedagogy con
cerns Itself more and more with the
enreful training of the twig. Thu value
of early habit In play, work, associa
tion and conduct Is acknowledged
everywhere. This Is, wc arc often told,
the era of the young: children receive
every advantage, youth Is barred from
no opportunity. Oreat enterprises are
lu the hands of young men; young wom
en mold lu the schools tho citizens of
the future, serve great charities, or
step forth from n sheltered life to
share the labors of the world. Fitting
ly this young country sweeps forward
toward Its destiny, bornu on nn Impetu
ous wnvo of youth. Hut what of ago?
What of the ancient tree, no longer
supple, Its twisted trunk hardened Into
shape, broken, storm-rent, yet vener
able? To the understanding eyo It Is
more Interesting, more beautiful than
thu fresli and llexlle sapling. Hut do
the eyes of our triumphant young folk
see and understand? Too frequently
they do not. Our young people often
fall sadly In reverence for nge; often,
too, they reverence yet shun It. With
the marvelous rapidly of progress, re
quiring an unprecedented adaptability
of mind nnd habit to material and intel
lectual changes, has come Increased Im
patience of the conservatism nnd men
tal rigidity natural to age. It Is a re
gretttible mistake and one not at all to
the credit of Intelligent young people.
The tree full grown cannot bend. At It
grew, so It stands. Only fret, failure
and Injury can result from trying to
effect a change. Nevertheless comfort,
counsel, and that wisdom, which Is
higher than mere knowledge aro found
In seeking thu cool traniiullllty of Its
shade.
To the man who has not dallied with
Orooke's tubes and does not know nn
X-ray from an ampere thu work of ex
tracting sunbeams from cucumbers
would seem to be n mere kindergarten
game compared to getting light from
decayed meat. And yet this npparently
Impossible trick has been performed by
Irof. Oorham of Hrown University.
Instead of trying to extract light from
old shoes or cigar stumps or sawdust,
as most any ordinary scientist would.
Prof (lorhani tackled the -decayed por
terhouse steak. In Its undisturbed state
tho passe porterliouso lins never emit
ted anything but odor; under the magic
wand of the professor It will emit
enough light to run a photograph gal
lery. Tho phosphorescence of llrellles,
or decaying llsh ami vegetable inntter,
which gives a glow to summer seas, has
long been known to science. The phos
phorescence of these minute animal and
vegetable organisms Is produced by oxi
dation, the same as the heat of em
bodies. This oxidation, of course, Is a
chemical action. Starting with this
knowledge as a basis, Prof. Gorlmin be
gait experimenting to find thu materi
als that would produce tho greatest
luminosity In these decaying organ
isms, He has at last founfl three chem
ical salts which when applied to decay
ing meat will produce enough phos
phorescent light to take photographs.
The object of the experiments Is to
llnally produce a light that Is entirely
devoid of heat. In these days when
the servant girl problem tills the culin
ary department of the average homo
with doubt and uncertainty, almost any
refrigerator may contain a complete
phosphorescent light plant. A bottle of
the professor's salts would thus make
any well-regulated home Independent
of the gas trust. Hereafter the family
need not hold Its nose as the odor of
the decaying feline Is wafted from un
der the porch. Let the dead cat bo
dragged forth, suspended from thu
porch celling and made to glow In phos.
phorescent beauty. This Is an nge of
science, when even the decayed things
of life niay. radiate light and beauty In
stead of smelling to high heaven.
A I'eoullur Accident.
A ocullur accident occurred lu a
Western town recently. The big Iron
safe In a sheefactory refused to open.
and the bookkeeper and engineer con
ceiveu uio men mat iney couui nurii om
the combination by use of carbon and
electricity. It look several hours to
accomplish their purpose, but they
llnally succeeded, but not until they had
stood for several hours lu the glare of
the electric light taking turns at hold
ing tho wire and carbon. When the
wor! was over both complained of a
dizziness and pain In the head which
Increased as the hours passed, ami lu a
short time both went suddenly blind
at about the same time. All elt'orts to
restore their sight have been unavall
lug. for while the eyeballs appear all
right, tho sight Is destroyed.
An i:trjuifdlnnry Cliuroli.
One of the most curious churches In
tho world exists In l.no Vlncente, Ma
derla, being cut out of a large boulder
on the shore. All the work of excava
tion was carried out by the natives with
meat labor, and the church Is excep
tionally unlet, nnd perhaps uuhiue.
Tlio Water Uotitiuuit,
The Insect known us tho water boat
man has a regular pair of oars, his legs
being used as such. He swims on his
back, as 111 that position there Is less
resistance to his progress.
When a man goes homo and tluds
tho house locked, ho has no desire to
sit In the comfortable rocker ou th
porcU.
COST 01,000,000.
The Portland
M. O. BOWERS, Manaamr.
American Plan, $3 Par Day
and Upward.
HEADQUARTERS FOR TOURISTS
AMD
OOMMEROIAL TRAVELERS.
Portland, Oregon.
Secure a Legal or Com
mercial Education
BY ATTENDING-
Behnke's Law and Com
mercial School.
No VcaUoiii In the Business Department,
I Day and Night School.
We dUAKANTEK success with our method
of INDIVIDUAL Instruction. Special atten
tion given to Shorthand. Typewriting Taught
tiy the latest Touch Method. Lessons by mull,
$5 per month. Send for Krce Trial Lesson ana
catalogue containing opinion of (imminent
educator, business men, stenographers and
others. Law Term commences (September 1st.
II. W. IIBHNKK, K. T. TAOOAKT,
I'rln. Commercial Dopt. I'rin. Law Dept.
Commercial lltock, Washington, ror. 2d,
Portland, Oregon,
Bar Fixtures and
..Billiard Tables..
Have Re-established their busi
ness in
PORTLAND,
at 49 Third Street.
A full stock of Bar Fixtures, Bil
liard and Pool Tables. Bowling
Alleys and Supplies always on
hand.
EASY PAYMENTS.
J. G. REDDICK, Manager.
E. V. LAMOTTE,
From Brussels.
Jeweler and Wgtchm gfte
r
-
All kinds ot Jewelry repaired and made to
order. Importing of French clock, a spe
cialty. American, French, Swiss and com
plicated clocks repaired as good as now.
Will rail for and deliver same without
extra charge. All repairs aru warrautod
one year. Only llrst class material used In
repairing.
440 Oilman St.,
Between 11th and 12th. PORTLAND, Or.
NORTHWEST IMPLEMENT CO.
Dealers lu
Agricultural Implements
AND VEHICLES.
Racine, Fish Wagons. Canton Plows.
F. tl. SCHREIBER, Mgr.
ao8 Front St. PORTLAND.
fmrnt, Froloht, Ex praam, Delivery
and rmrmorm' Spring
WAGONS
Agricultural Implomenta A Bloyolmm
Mltonall, Lewis & Stavor Oo.
Flrat and Taylor Sta., Portland.
ENTERPRISE SHOE CO.
83',' North Third St.
loots and Shoes Made to Order
KKPAIKINQ NEATLY DONE.
Work Called lor and Dellmcd.
All Work Outranked.
H, C. RILEY, Manager.
..ESMOND .. HOTEL.
Portland, - - Oregon.
Front and Morrison Streets.
KATKSl
European Plan, 50c to $1.50 Per Day
American Plan, 51 to $2 Pee Dai
OSCAR ANDKllSON, Uanagar.
J. C. FXNDWUST.CuUt Cltrk.
01
T
HE CELEBRATED COLUMBIA BREWERY
AUOUST BUCHLER, Prop.
This well-known brewery Is now turning out
the best Beer and l'ortercast of the Cascades.
The latest appliances for the manufacture of
good healthful Beer have been Introduced, and
only tho first-class article will be placed on the
market.
East Second Street
THE DALLES, OR.
L F. MOODY
THE DALLES, OR,
General Forwarding
AND
Commission Merchant.
Offices and Warehouses at
RAILROAD AND STEAMER DEPOTS
Wool handling our specialty.
Oraln bought and sold.
The Regulator Line
The Dalles, Portland & Astoria
:. NAVIGATION COMPANY ...
Through Freight
an Passenger Line.
Dally Line of Stumers Between Portland,
Vancouver, Cascade Locks, Hood River
and All Points on the Washington Side.
The Steamers Dalles City and Regulator leave
Portlnnd every morning (except Humlav) at 7
and The Dalles at ll A. M., nrrlvlng at destina
tion lu ample tlmo for outgoing trains.
Freight Rat mm Ormatly Roducod.
W. C. AI.LAWAY, Gen. Agent,
Foot of Court Street. Tho Dalles, Or.
Columbia
Brewery
Tho
Omlmbratmd
AUOUST BUCHLER, Propr.
Of the product of this well-known brewery,
the United mates Health Ucporti for June 23,
19u0, says: "A more superior browneverrntcred
the labratoryof the fruited States Health Re
ports. It Is absolutely devoid of the slightest
trace of adulteration, but on the other hand is
composed of the best of malt and choicest of
hops. Its tonic qualities are of the highest, and
It ran be used with tho greatest be no lit and
satisfaction by old and young. Its use can con
scientiously bn precorlbed by the physicians,
with the certainty that a better, purer or more
wholesome beverage could not possibly bo
found." '
Emat Smoond St., THE DALLES, OR.
Walla Walla, Wash., Advertising.
McBride Bros.
LIVERY STABLE.
Rubber Tired Hacks a Specialty. Baggage
Wagons.
WALLA WALLA, WASH.
Telephone 66. J24 E. Main St.
HOTEL DACRES
S. SIMON, Proprietor.
Formerly SilllOn HoUSC.
Ratest $2.50 to $3.00.
WALLA WALLA, WASH.
GILBERT HUNT GO.
Machine Shop and Foundry
Walla Walla, Washington.
Manufacturers of PRIDE OF WASHING
TON Threshers, Self Feeders, Drap
ers and (Machine Extires of
Every Description,
REPAIR WORK A SPECIALTY.
c
Catalogue Free.
City Chop House and Restaurant
A. A. HAFLE.NUEK A CO., Props.
Open day and night. Private Rooms for Lad
le. Lunches put up for Travelers.
1J Third St. North, bet. Ankeny and Burnslde,
PORTLAND. OHEGON,
Flu Funlshed Rooms Refreshments
- Cuba Cafe
ROBERT SCHULZE, Propr.
ED. WHITEHEAD, Mgr.
B3-BS Fourth St root,
Opp. Chamber ot Commerce,
PORTLAND OH
BY KAIIi AN O WATJER.
A
STOfill&COHIi
WITH
THROUGH PARLOR CARS
nETWLKN
Portland, Astoria Seaside
Leaves
Union Depot
Portland
For Maygers, Rain
ier, Clat sic ante
Wcstport, Clifton,
Astoria, Warren
ton, Klavel, Clear
hart Park and Sea
side. Astoria A Seashore
Express Dally.
Astoria Express
Dally.
Arrives
Union Depot
Portland
1:00 a. m.
11:10. m.
9:40 p. m.
6:55 p. m.
(2:30 p.m.
Dally except Saturday,
(Saturday only.
Ticket office, 255 Morrison street, and Union
depot, Portland.
J. C. MAYO,
Gen. Pass. Agent, Astoria, Or.
SHAVER TRANSPORTATION GO.
STEAMER GEO. W. SHAVER,
Will leavo Portland, foot of Washington 8t.,
Sunday, Tuesday ana Thursday evening at 5
o'clock, for Sauvlc Island, Kt. Helens, Caples,
Deer Islnnd, Martins, Kalama, Ncor City,
Itanlor, Ml. Collin, Mayucr, Stella, Oak Point,
Frccmans, Mautanlllo,Ulatskanlo and all way
landing.
"BEST OF EVERYTHING"
In a word this tells of tho pas
sciiRcr service via
1 NORTHWESTERN LINE
ght Trains Dally between St. Paul and
Chlcaco, comprising
The T.nteat I'lill iiikii Hli-opera, .
I'enrlraa Dlnltic Cum,
I.lbmry unit Observation Cars,
Frex Iteollnlne Chnlr Cars,
THE TWENTIETH CENTURY TRAIN
"THE NORTHWESTERN LIMITED"
Runs Every Day of the Year.
The Finest Train in the World
Electric Lighted Steam Heated
TO CHICAGO IIY DAYLIGHT.
t
The Iladcor Stato Express, the finest Day Train
Running lletwccn St. Paul and Chlcngo via
the Short l.lno. Connections from the
West mado via.
The Norther Pacific,
tircat Northern and
Canadian Pacific Railways
This Is also the best line between Omaha, St
Paul and .Minneapolis.
All Agents sell Tickets via "The Northwest
ern Line."
V. II. MEAD, General Agent.
H. L. SISLGR, T. A.
848 Aider Street, l'nrtlanil. Or.
BEST LINE
TO
St. Paul, Minneapolis, Dulutb, Chicago,
AND ALL POINTS EAST.
Through Palace and Tourist Sleepers, Dining
Cars (meals a la carte), Huff et, Smoking, Library
Cars.
For tickets and full Information regarding
Eastern trip, call at city ticket Office. ISL Third
street. A. II. ft. DKNNISTON.
City Pass, and Ticket Agent.
..THE REGULATOR LINE..
Tho D alios,
Portland & Astoria
Navigation Oo.
COLUMBIA RIVER SCENERY.
STEAMERS
Dalles City and Regulator
C8 COLUMBIA RIVER &?
KETWD.W
Portland, Cascade Locks,
Hood River and The Dalles.
for Information call on or address
' M. V. HARRISON, Agent,
Oak Street Dock. 11UTI,AM, Oil.
Oregon Fone 911. Col. Pone 493.
Or W. C ALLAWAY, Grnl. Agt.,
Tho DulW, Or
r. J. hUITll, Trv. Ag
BARR HOTEL
European and American Plan.
Furnished in First-CIoss Style,
New house, newly faralibed.two blocks fro
Onion depot .All the modern Improvements,
fire-proof, hot and cold water, centrally I
tated.
Rate, $1 and $1.25 a Day.
Hails 2SC, Bath 360.
Cor. Sixth ui GlLwu., Fortlaa.
BaWI yli jSSvl STlffSJliI II
BY KA1X AND WATEU.
OREGON
Shot Line
and union Pacific
I) START
TIME SCHEDULES
Portlmd, Or.
ARHtVK
Chicago
Portland
Special
DluOa, m.
via
Entt Lake, Denver,
Ft. Uorth.Otnaha,
Kansas City, Ht.
LoUls,UlilcHgonnd
Hast.
4:30 p. in.
Huntington,
At'antlo Walla Walla Iwls.
Vwn.aia Inn UtttiLltttS Mill.
8:10 a. m.
rA'icna 1 hhiii-im' i -
8:50 p.m. neapolls.Ht. Paul,
via Dululli. Mllwan.
Huntington. kce,Chlcago.t.East
Kt. Paul
Flint Mall
Rilft p. m,
via
Spokane
b'alt Lake, Denver,
Ft. Wortli.Oiiinha,
Kansas Clt, St.
I.oul,Ciilvtt,uaud
Kast.
:00 a. m.
OCEAN AND RIVER SCHEDULE
KHOSI 1'OIITI.ANII.
srWp.m.
All railing dates
subject to change
For Han Francisco
tall c cry 6 daya
4:00 p. m.
Dally
F.x. Sunday
k:(iuti.m.
eaturday
)u:liu p. in.
Columbia Rlttr
Slsamsrs.
To Astoria and Way
Landings.
4.00 p.m.
Kx. Huuday
6:45 a. m
Mon., Wed,
uud l'rl.
willamslts Rltr.
Water permitting.
Urtgou City, Now.
berg, Hitlem, tilde
' penilcnre, Corval-
lis nnd Way Laud
lugs.
4:30 p. m.
Kx. Sunday
7:00 a.m.
lues., Tliur.
and Sat.
Willamette and Yam
hill Hl.era,
Water permitting,
Oregon City, Day
Ion, A Way Laud
lugs. SiHOp.m.
Mou Wed.
ami Frl.
Lv. Itlparla
4:VU. m.
Dally except
Monday,
Snike River.
Klparla to Lewlstou
I.r.Lowlston
7: no h. in.
Dally except
Monday.
A. L. CRAIG,
General Passenger Agent, Portland, Or.
V. A. SCHILLING. City Ticket Agent.
Third nud Washington Streets.
i.TlIKi,,
Pioneer Dining-Car Line
$?m
dcis
...T1IK...
Yellowstone National Park Route
TIMK CAHD-rOllTLANI).
I -eaves.
U:0U p. m.
Arrives.
7:00 a. in
"North Coast Limited"
Twin City, St. Louis and
Knutai l.'lty Special
11:30 p.m. 8:00p.m.
Olympla, Tacoma, Seat
lie, mhiiu iienn nnu
Uray's Harbor Kxp 8:Si a. m. 5:15 p.m.
Two trains dally to Spokano, Unite, Helena,
Minneapolis, St. Paul and the Kast.
Through service. Dining cars. Pullman
flrtt-claM and upholstered Tourist Sleepers.
Unexcelled accommodations, llaggago checked
to destination of tickets.
For full Information, tickets, maps of routes
and other Information, call on or write
A. D. CHARLTON,
Assistant General Passenger agent.
US Morrison St., cor. Third. Portland, Or.
PORTLAND RAILWAY CO.
Car leave Portland. Corner First and Wash.
Ington streets, for Vancouver as follows:
Vancouver 45 Minutes.
A. M.-'Biis, 'j-.oa, 7:13,8:33, 9:18, 10:03, 10:4,
P.M.-12:.8, 1:03.1:48.2:33.3:18. 4:03, 4:18,5:33.
6:l8,U0:43,iUrA (Leave First audJef-
fer.ou streets. 4 minutes earlier.)
Ferry leaes Vancouver to connect with car
as follow s; .
a.M.--.is, n.so, 8:is, :00, 9:15, 10:30, U:1S
VilOOM.
P. M.-U:4J. i:so, 2:15,3:00, 3:i5, 4:30, 5:15. 0:00.
e:, jii.io.
Cars leave corner First and Washington
streets for Woodlawn as follows:
A. M. 6:18.6 S3. 6:48. 7 03,7.18, 7:33,7:43.8:03,
8:18, 8:83, 8:4S. 9:03, 9:18. 9:S3, 9:tS. 10:03!
10:18,10:33, 10M8. 11:03.11:18.11:33.11.18.
P. M.-I2:u;i, 12:18. 12:33. 12H8, 1:03, 1:18,1:33,
1:48,2:03, 2:18,2:33,2:48, 3:03. 3:18.3:33.
8:48,4:03, 4.18,4:13.4:18.8:03, 8:18. 5.S3.
6,48. 6:03, 6:18. 6:33, 6:48,7:03, 7:18 7:33!
7:48.8:03.8:18.8:33.8:48, 93. 9:23, :4j!
10:03. 10:23. 10;, 11:03, 11:23 U;.
WooilUwn 30 Minutes.
Cars leavo Woodlawn for First and Washing,
ton streets as follows:
A M-5:i5, '6:ou, '6:15, 6:so, 6:15,7:00,7:15.7:45,
8:00.8:15,8:30, '.l 9:00. 9.1V9.30.9.4J.
11 .15 12-00 M0130' ,Ui" U:0' UiU' U:3'
P.M.-i2:iA1'i2:'a).i2:45,i:oo.i:i5.l:30.l:45.2:00.
2:iS,2.30.2:,3:io, 3:15, 3:so,3:i5,4:oo,
4.15,4:30.4:41, 5-tO, 5:15.530. 5:, 6:00,
6:15, 6:SO, :45.7:(W. 7:15. 7:30.7.45. 8:00!
815. :. 8:. 9:io, 9:30, 9:50, 10:10, 10:30,
10:50. ill .10.11:30. ......
Dally, except Sundays.
Dally, except Wenesdayi and Saturdays.
IWednttdars and Saturdays only