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THE KEW AGE, PORTLAND, OREGON. U. S. SENATOR ROACH """ "' ! II I.I Says Peruna, the Catarrh Cure, Gives Strength and Appetite, P Hon. W. N. Roach, United Slates Senator From North Dakota. Hou. W. N. Itonch, Uuitoil Stutos sionntor from North Dakota, pornouiiliy on doxBM Forimii, tho grout catarrh euro and touio. lu a rocont lottor to tho l'o run Modicino Coinpuuy, at Columbus, Ohio, writtuu from Washington, D. 0., Senator Roach pays: "Persuaded by a friend I have used Peruna as a tonic, and I am glad to testify that it has greatly helped me in strength, vigor and appetite, I have been advised by friends that it is remarkably efficacious as a cure for the almost universal complaint of catarrh" Senator Roach's homo address is Lnrimoro, North Dakota. Foruna in not a guess, nor an experiment; it is an alisolnto, scientific cer tainty . Peruna cures catarrh whorovor located, l'eruna has no substitutes no rivals. Insist upon having Peruna. Lot no ouo persuado you that some other remedy will do nearly as well. There is no other systemic remedy for catarrh but Peruna. Address tho Peruna Medicine Company, Columbus, Ohio, for a free book on catarrh, written by Dr. llartman. Tho bill to protoot child labor has passed tho Georgia senate Tho bill eeka to provont children under tho ago of 13 years from working in tho factor lea unless widowed motllora or invalid fathers need thoir labor. TO CUIIB A COM) IN ONK DAY Take Enxatlvo Bromo Quiuino Tablota. All druggists refund tho money if it fails to euro. E. W. Grovo'B aiguaturo Is on each box. 2Cc. A (tor April 1 carpenters will domaud n advanco of 40 cents per day cud a prolonged fight is looked for. Mothers will find Mrs. Winston's Sooth tug Syrup tho best remedy to uso for their ahildren during tho teething period. A pionoor sheop fcedor of Fort Col lins, Col., is feeding 25,000 tho larg est number evor fed by ono individual. VITALITY low.it (dillUaled or eiliaiuttd curr-d by Br. Kiln' Invfgonitliig Tonic. KltKKfl. Trlul tlotllt containing 2 Wt-rka' treatment. Dr. Kllim'n Institute, Wl Auh Ht., l'lilladitlphla. Founded 7I. London holds 03 por cent of ita po licemen for night duty. Victim or 111 Own Medicine. A physician of Eastbourne, Me., re cently made up a draught for n patient, putting In by mistake strychnine- in itend of chloroform, and when she com plained that It made her side, got nngry nud to prove that the medlclue was all right swallowed half tho contents of tho bottle himself, lie Immediately rec ognized tho symptoms or mrychnlno poisoning, used a Ktomnch pump a .id other moans to destroy tun effects, but died soon after. Wom-'nV Rlctitu In Turkey. Tho Turkish woman In marrlngenblo nt the age of 0 years and by Turkish law at that nge, If married, she Is com petent to mannge her propcity u:ul dis pose of one-third of her fortune. Thu law allows her to nboudoti her hus band's hotiso forjust cuuHcnml will p o tect her lu ho doing. She cannot be com pelled to labor fur tho support of her lnmlmiiil. Tho first recorded striko in tho Uni ted States is that of tho jouruoymeu bakers of New York in 1541. i si, i wflm An Excellent Combination. The pleasant method and beneficial ffeota of the well known remedy, fiTBDP or Fios, manufactured by the CAuroHsUA Fia Srnyi- Co.. illustrate the value of obtaining tho liquid laxa tive principles of plant known to bo medicinally laxative and presenting them in the form most refreshing to tho taste and acceptable to the system. It Is the one perfect strengthening laxa tive, cleansing the system effectually, dispelling' colds, headaches and fevers f'ently yet promptly and enabling one o overcome habitual constipation per manently. Ita perfect freedom from every objectionable quality and sub Unce, and its acting on the kidneys, liver and bowels, without weakening or irritating them, make it the ideal laxative. In the process of manufacturing flgs re used, as' they are pleasant to the taste, but the medicinul qualities of the remedy are obtained from senna and other aromatic plants, by a method known to the Califohwa Fio Svnup Co. only. In order to get its beneficial effects and to avoid imitations, please remember the full name of the Company printed ou the front of every package. CALIFORNIA FIG SYRUP CO. BAM J-RANC1BCO. CAX XOUISVIZ,I.. IT. MEW YORK. If. T. for sale by all Dnigitsta. I'rlce 50c. per bottle. Great Britain's Locomotives. - There are 10,014 locomotives at work on tho railways of tho United Kingdom, and each of these on an average runs 10,000 miles lu n year, and earns foi this 4,573, so that each mile the loco motive runs Its gross rocelpts are about 4s. Od. Llko tho human factor lu all Industries, the locomotive to-day is do ing more than that of ten years ago, but, unlike the human factor, euglnei are now earning leas; the 15,024 locomo jtlvcs then on the railway each ran 10, 035 miles, and earned 4,020 per annum. If, therefore, wo take the cost of an average locomotive at 2,700, It Is found that sho earn In gross receipts brr.totnl cost In seven months; but the proflts ara quite another matter. lit Glory Dona. In one of tho finest cities of our west, tliero Hvar a certain man who has been I prominent all his life in the work.oi buildiug and managing . theaters. He has been too busy at this to have much time for reading., When his pile was made he started for Europe and visited (the various countries. Among other. J cities he took in Koine. It chanced, ' that he drove. out in tho country and' I was shown, the Coliseum. Tho guide told "him it 'was a theater. The qld , man was surprised. When ho came back he was asked' about his tfip; ho 'mentioned Rome. Naturally ho was asked if he had seen tho Coliseum. Ho j had. Ho didn't think much of it. To quote his owu words: "It was a blamed good house ouce, but it's in ruins now." Detroit Freo Press. CARPET TACKS SAVED HIS LIFE Experience of n Voyntser Around the World at Terra del t'ttcjio. Capt. Joshua Slocum, lu his solitary voyage around the world In the sloop Spray, found a new nnd exciting use for carpet tacks. Ho thus describes an encounter with thu natives of Terra del Fuego: Canoes manned by savages from Fortesquo now came In pursuit. The wind falling light, they gained ou me rapidly till coming within hall, when they ceased paddling, and a bow-legged savage stood up and called to me, "Ynintuerschoonerl yaniniorschoonerl" which Is their begging term. 1 said "No!" Now, I was not for letting them know tlint I was alone, and so 1 stepped Into the cabin nud, passing through the hold, came out at the fore-scuttle, changing my clothes aa I wout along. That made two men. Then the piece of bowsprit which I had sawed off nt Buenos Ayres nu'd which 1 hnd still ou board, I arranged forward on the look out, dressed ns a seaman, attaching a Hue by which I could put It Into motion. That made three of us nnd we did not want to "yatutnerschooner," but for nil that the savages enme on faster than before. I saw' thnt, upsides four at the paddles In the canoe nearest to me, there were others lu tho bottom, and thnt they were shifting bauds often. At eighty yards I llriid n s'.iot -ncross tho bow of the nearest canoe, nt which they all stopped, but only for n moment. See ing that they persisted In coming near er, I tired the second shot so close to the chap who wanted to-"yatutnerschooner" that he changed his mind quickly enough and bellowed with fear. "IMieno Jo via Isln," nnd, sitting down In his canoe, he rubbeu his starboard cathead for some time. 1 was thinking of a good port captain's advice when I pulled the trigger and 1 must have aimed pretty straight; however, a miss was us good as a tulle for Mr. "Hlack Pedro," as he It was, and no other, a leader In several bloody massacres. Ho now directed tho course of his canoe for tho Island and the odium fol lowed him. I knew by his Spanish lin go and by his full beard that he was the villain I have named, a renegade mon grel, nnd tho woibi murderer In Terra del Fuego. The authorities have been lu search of him for two years. The Fuegans are not bearded. At night, March S, at anchor In n snug cove at tho Turn, every heartbeat counted thanks. Here I pondered ou the evente of the Inst few days and, straugelj enough, Instead of feeling rested from sitting or lying down I now began to feel Jaded nud worn, but a hot meal of venison stew put me right so that I could sleep. As drowsiness came on I first sprinkled the deck with the tacks that my old friend Sambllch had given me nud then I turned In. I saw to It that not a few of them stood "business end" up, for when the Spray passed Thieves' Hay two canoes had put out nnd followed lu her wake, and thero was no disguising the fact any longer that I wns alone. Now, It Is well known that ono can not step on a tack without saying some thing about It. A pretty good Christian will whistle when he steps on tho "com mercial-end" of a carpet tack; a savage will howl and claw the nlr, and that was Just what happened that night about 12 o'clock, while I was asleep In the cabin, where the savages thought they "had me," sloop and all. They changed their minds, however, when they stepped on deck, for then they thought that I or somebody else had them, I had no need of a dog; they howled like a pack of hounds. I had hardly use for a gun. They Jumped pell-mell, some Into their canoes and some Into the sen, to cool off, I suppose, nnd there was a deal of free language over it us they went. I fired tho ras cals a salute of several guns when I camo on deck, to let them know that I was nt homo ami then I turned In again, feeling Hiiro thnt I should not be din turned nny more by people who left lu o great a hurry. Century. aKHKmVlIlmliB Bat Qoogh Byre. TastwGoud. UhH Pai smttaie. Sow by lrwl. .K1 Escape of the Newly Wedded. t a e s I A uewiy marneu coupie in oew Brunswick, -N. J., circumvented their mtrfchlevouii friends by starting on their weddlnr Journey by way of the roof. The friends, well-uppllcd with j rice ana OIU mippera, aiuou an iur iuui of the stairs. The pair ascended to the roof, walked to the adjoining house. then down and through the rear t!oir to a back street, where they entered a waltlnf carriage and were driven to tbe railway station. ILLINOISAN HASAN UGLY FACE. It Canned a HiiiiioroiiH Inctilcnt When Ita Owner VJhIUmI Gotlium. George Gelger was said to Imj the ug liest man In Illinois. Ho kept a coun try Btbre lu Versailles, n little town lu this State, lu tho early days nnd mado n largo fortune. He spent his money freely and was n Jolly good fellow. Hut his face! It made the children cry to look at It! Gelger went to New York In the days of his prosjerlty and thero was not much that he did not see. Tho first Sunday ho was lu town he went to Trinity Church nnd seated himself In nn empty pew well forward. While tho first lesson was being read a stran ger entered. Gelger politely made room and passed over n prayer book. Tho stranger scowled and. taking a pencil from his pocket, wrote on the fly leaf: "This Is my pew." Gelger wrote back: "Damned tine pew; whnt will' you tako for tV" This settled the Christian gentleman nud he did not bother Gelger ngnln. At the conclusion of the service the owner of the pew put out his hand to Gelger and begged his pardon for his rudeness nnd lack of Christian hos pitality. "That's nil right." said Gel ger; "It's my face, as usual, thai was the cause of It." From that time tho two me.n were fast friends, nnd to gether had many a In null over their first meeting. Chicago Chronicle. (Jhjeo a to the Titl . The mother of the Queen of Holland objects to the title of "Dowager." and nn ofilcln! statement has been made by the young Queen to the effect that her mother must not he called "Dowager Queen," but "Queen Emma of the Netherlands." Worattipln the T nrl'ul Onion. The onion was worshiped 'by the ancient Kgyptlaiis. The cauliflower la a patrician among vegetables, and was taken' from Its Cyprus honle to Italy and Euglaud lu the rcliru of Elizabeth. Ilnnrst Hoy. "I am glad thoro are a few honest peoplo loft. Two years ago 1 sent a boy around tho coruor to buy a postal card. I havo no tr soon tho boy to this day." "You don't call that boy. honest?" "Yes slrl This morning I rocoivod a postal with this on tho back: 'Dear Sir: Iloro is your postal. I started in businoss with tho penny you gavo mo and havo prospered. Thanks.' " Chi cago Eveuing News. Knglnnd's Armored Trains. The magnificent armored trains used by Etiglitud in her war with tho liners will protect hor troops in about tho mine way thnt Hosteller's Stomach Bitter driven dyspepsia from tho human stomach, mid then mounts guard that it does not return. Tho bitters 1ms won In every cusooflndU gcstlon, constipation, liver and kidney trouble for titty years, Natural gas convoyed In bamboo tubes was utilized in Chlua years ago. Plso'g Cure for Consumption Is tho best of nil rouh euros. UeojKO y, I.uli, Fabuchcr, La., August 20, 1805. i j From all accounts the glammaking trade will lu tho near futuro bo revolu tionized by mnohinory. Bomo of tho inventions havo emerged from experi mental stage, nud thero are many more i to follow. DKAFNKS3 CANNOT ItK CURBD By local applications, ns they cannot rench tho diseased portion (it the er. There Is only one way to cure uatnes, and that Is by constitu tion nl roine'dlen. DoalneM It rained by an In flamed condition ot tu mucous lltiltiK ot the Kiutachlan Tube. When this till' gets in. flamed you hare a rumbling sound or Imper fect hearing, and when It It entlroly clmed denlneii Is the result, and utiles the Inflamma tion can be taken out and thl tube reitnred to Its norm at condition, hearing will bo destroyed lorerer; nine oases out ot ten are cmited by catarrh, which Is nettling but an Inflamed condition ot the mucous surfaces. . We will giro One Hundred Dollars (or any oase ol Deafnoas caused by catarrh) that can not bo cured by Hall's Catarrh Curo. Bend tor circulars, tree. . . F. J. CHENKY A CO., Toledo, O. Bold by Druggists, 760 . Hall's Family Tills are the best. Painters nud decorators nt St. Louis want 87 o conts, eight hours and Sat urday half-holiday on and aftor April 1, 1000. ' 'Nature Abhors a V&cuam '" &Cothing In the ivoeld sUnds stilt. Jf you are tvell And strong Uy by (Uy Hi blood supplits its tide of vigor. Jf you Art ill, the blood is wrong And CArries incrcAS ing quantities of diseased germs. You CAti-, ' not change Nature, but you can Aid her by keeping the blood pure. Hood's SarsapA-' rilta does this as nothing else can. B4 sure to get Hood's, because JvOcdSSaUai batith klTimiiiiUr Tho nvorago advanco in wagos in Tho United Statoa turns out nnnu Wiacouslu for all olassos in tho year ally 185,000,000,000 pounds of plug past was 15 por cont. tobacco. The Jiinunry Cnntury. The January Century will contain a poom by Kudyard Kipling, "In tho Mattor of Ono Compass." Dr. Mitch oil's story, "Tho Autobiography of a Quaok," ends in that issue, but another serial by Dr. Mitchell will bo gin in the March number. It is called "Dr. North and His Friends," and ono who has read the manuscript calls 11 "an epitome of tho suionco, culture nnd common seuso of tho ninotccuth century." 30 FT. OF BOWELS TTfR AL1MKTTART OANAI,. t. I.ww end of mtophuitii tuu-rlp)whlch oonrtri t' foo.l I nn th thru! tuthi(mMh S. CantUaandof lomaahj :. I'jlorlo ot tlomaehi i. DucxUiigmi t. nail bladaari s, e, . Small lnu. U&mi T. Cawumi . Varmltorm asMadtii S. Atcomllngqoloai IS. TranirtrM ealoni II. IMjcenqlnc aolam is. hlmuld ni rl U. luctumi 14. Anus. The dyodtura It continuous wtin tho smalt luaaaitna. To (mail Intsstln inutles into the large InMalln or colon at tb oacura. loo arrows Indicate tb dlrooUon whtoh tb eoalonta of tho bowoli roust take la paattag through tbe allauntar canal. are packed away in your insides and must be kept clean Itx order and doinp; business. It's a lone; way. with many turns and pitfalls to catch the refuse and clop; the channel if not most carefully cleaned out every day. When this lone; canal is blockaded, look out for trouble furred tongue, bad breath, belching- of gases, yellow spots, pimples and boils, headaches, spitting up of food after eating,' an all-around disgusting nuisance Violent pill poisons or griping sails are danger ous to use for cleaning out the bowels. They force out the obstruction by causing violent spasms of the bowels, but they leave the intes-' tines weak and even less able to keep up regular movements than before, and make a larger doset necessary next time. Then you have the pill habit, which kills more people than the morphine and whiskey habits combined. The only safe, gentle but certain bowel cleansers are tweet, fragrant CASCARETS, because they don't force out the foecal matter with violence, but act as a tonic on the whole 30 feet of bowel wall, strengthen the muscles and restore healthy, natural action. Buy and try them! You will find that In an entirely natural way yourbowcli will be promptly and permanently MalA f T FAN anf TPONf. ht, xsJkojvm9 CANDY CATHARTIC, JOc. 25c. 50c. ALL DRUGGISTS To any nttdy mortil, who can't afford to buy, we will mall a box free. Address Sterling Remedy Company, Chicago or New York, sis a a 35c. SAMPLE I .E loc. FOR NEXT 30 DAYS. mm (TRADE MARK.) A MARVELOUS DISCOVERY In Medical Science, Wonderful, Astonishing. Yet True. CURES RHEUMATISM, NEURALGIA AND SCIATICA. By the Introduction In tli medical (U-lil, of our most wonderful "S DltOI'H," a legacy ol InestlinuMe valun has Wen bfqueMlitd to mankind. HuffurliiK humanity U no louvur at thu ineroy of dlneasos which han always dcllod the skill of th mt'illciil irofeloii, fur now "a DKOPS" dtflbs tln.edlinT.8Ci, and has rohhvd thuiu of their terror. This Is truly it OihI-kIvmi remedy. yl Invented by man for the bent-fit of sunVrliiK morial, uud will bn handed ilown In coining generation! as tho most wonderful roductlou In mudlciil selcucudiirluKlhoNltii'te.utli Century. This remedy Is itllvrly curliiK moru eojte dally than all other rvnindltm onm blued. We oliallongn thu Homt onscsof ItltnuiiiHtl.iu III nil Its forms, Catarrh, XtMiraliflu, Asthma, I. a Grippe and klmlrril ilNnnsna as a test of h hat this remedy will do. It has positively cured lu a short time many who wuru Ik d-rlddeii for iiiri; others who could only walk by the use of crutches, and Mill others who had Ixt-n kUcii up by competent iihslelaus to die. This Is no exsggeratlou. We haw thu uvldeuce In our posunsiou to prove all wu say and more too. "A Illtor.S" positively cures the following dlsomes: HIIKIWATISM. NKUIt AT.dl A, SCIATICA. DYSI'KI'HIA. II AOK AOII K. HA Y-rKVKIt. (lATAItltll, HI.KKI'I.KHS. NKHH. NKItVOUHNKSH, IIKAIIT WKAKNKHN, TOOTH AOII K, KAKACIIK, CltKKI' INO NUMHNKHS, HRONUIUTIH, I.IVKIt and KIDNKV IH.HKAHKH, and whore oiih Is cured by this remedy, they stay cured of thu.e dttenken, for It fortifies the systuiu HKalnst any future attack "i DKOf'h'Ms the name and five drops thu doso. Largo bottles (&) dovs) pre- fa hi by Mall or Kzprsss, $t,00, or six Iwittles for IV00. Cample bottles, regular price, XVi., but for he next thirty days from the date of this paiier, we will hend samplu bottles upon reiulpt of ion each. No one can appreciate this wonderful remedv until llmv try It Write today. Agents wanted. HWANHOM ttllKUMATIO UlfltK COMPANY, 1 !() 1114 K. Lake Htriitit, Clilungo, III, f0! ajF 5 Dfi I A"0H .AMFW CO ..riv un" ISTH Supremely Great Tonic byHe adicsl Faculty .orfh,Vori VIN MARIANI Hai Stool tU T;r of 35 Yog fixfcrlcncc PORTLAND DIRECTORY. KMi Mini Whi Works. I'OKTI.ANII WlltK A IKON W()IIK8; WIIIK and Iron fencing; ofllce railing, eic. HI I Alder MKiililimrjr hihI Supplies, CAWKION CO.; KNCINK8, IIOII.KIIS. MA. chlnery, supplies, 4s U Klrstlj:., I'ortluml.Or. Barters ink Grow ud tslth It. JOHN POOLK. I'onTi.Awn, OiirooK. can L'lve you the best ImrK'itim lu k'eiierul mucliiiiery, endues, boilers, taiiLx, pumps, plows, belts mid windmills. Tho new steel IXL windmill, mlcl by him, U iii. eiiitlleil. YOUNG MEN! Yot nnrrlira and (lint ut I. I'alut's Okay rrclflr It U tl). ONLY imdlcluo which will curs t-arli anil every cue. MO CASK known It has ever fllnl to cur., no maltrr liow -r(wi or it how long unillriir llta'llU frwn Its um will aMonUli yua. It U nlolntrly wfc, pr.Trnu trictur., and ao l Uken wlibnnt Incoii.n olnr anil detention from budac-M. P1IICK. Mt. lux Hl ly all rcllal'la dnigKUU, or srnt prrpald hj mpriM cUlnlr wrapped, on trrrii nt prlr, tij PAIIHT CHEMICAL CO., Clikago.lK. Circular mailed on rvtuwL Weak and Worn-Out People Can secure health and strength can do It quickly by using Moore's Revealed Remedy It contains no dangerous drugs It has a pleasant Uste. fl a bottle at aruggUts. MACHINERY, all kinds, ...TATUM & BOWEN... 20 to 3B First Slrsst PORTLAND OR. PALMOsCD l8 Curable UHNuEll Without the Use of Knife. Address DH NKWKIIIK, MouiiImIu Homo, Ida. OR.GUNN'S IMPROVED LIVER PILLS ONE FOR A DOSE. Cure Hick Hesdaeha jnd IiyspeiU, Iti-iuoTO Tlmplrs and I'urlfy III lllood, Ahl IHgi-illoiiaiidr'reTeiit llllloinnen. Da nntdrlp.urHlck.n TocoiiTlura ynu. we will mall ample free, or full hoi for 2V. Ill. lldSANKU CO., flillwilu., sVouun. Mold by Pruggl.ti. Jerrys grow pylng crops beouuse they're fresh and alvrara tha h.st. For sale ererywhere. Refuse Niibsttlutes. Stick to Kerry'. Harris and prosper. lfiOO Heed Annuul free. Write for It. D. M. FERRY A CO., Detroit. Mich. CURE FOR PILES IT7jTlm(rllMpro(iiriiinl.iiirarido.uallt'hlng. Till, form, w. llllnd, lll.vdiiiir or Protruding I'll.. r curt I lij Or. Boennko'a Pile Remedy Htop. Itching .ml Ll.xlinv Ali.orb. luuior.. t"c a u.rai iiruii.i.t.iir u. about jour c.a J.r.t druKii.t.iirianllir mill 't'rrali.nrr.a Wrlta .... nil iiiiBA.Trvu, ruii.ua., ra nn, maiitki.'s noor, lief for Women i HntA'.ln laln,aall.uf.lo. Writ wi uaj rT im jiooi.coniminiiiir rimni Ur. and TmiiiuouuJ i( UIL MillltL'B French Female Pills. I'r.liml by IIioumiuI. or ulLAwl Udlr aa r. alw.j.rolLbl. and without an riu.t. koldljr .11 druiirl.l.ln inrtml Imix. fcreucK nr on top In libit, wtillo .ml Tlnl. tako nu utliur. rreticb Urug Cu.,Ssl & SjJ fearlOL, few York City. P VUUEN I IUS4I CURE YOURSELF 1 Hi. Illgti for unnatural ai.cuarge., inn. iuui. hods. iriirL.j irniiiiiuui vr uiceruoD n ta iirloiuea. tit m U C O U nifDlbrDei. ' u...A.i. r..t..l. Palrilaau anil nut statlrllt. lfHlEJlCHtHicnCo, g.ntur polionous. tL0iS0iSNtTI,O..H ",a u' wromiau. V. B. A. IBprs.ni in pi. in wrsppar. Circular ..nt on rrxjUMl. N. r. N. V. Ho. a-iuoo. rnEX wrltlnr to adTartlsers pleas mention, title paper. -.!-.