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4 THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 1910 11111111 VI WVftLTU DANDRUFF AND tv E"atiivtvJJ aid hf- r but outward sipis of the oil dooe a secret by an riads of d. Jruff terms sappinj the life biood ot the bar. Micro kills the para site, soothes tbe itefciag scalp, tives lustre to tbe hair ami stops it lalliof out A sinjle ippticttioi h es relief aad proves its -orth. Save joar hair before too late. Micro prevents baldaess. It is t delijtitfnl dressinj for the hair, tree from grease amf sticky oils. Ask v oar droQist for free booklet HOYT CHEMICAL CO. .. Sfi&JI tuomr I ink WllUrl JJIiVA ahd union Pacific T1HE TABLE . Effective Wednesday, May 25, trains will arrive and depart at flood River, Ore icon, on the following schedule: WEST BOUND No. 9. Fast Hail (no passengers) 4:50 A. M. No. S. Portland Flyer 6:20 " Na 1L Soo-Spokjuie-Portland 6:50 " No. 13. Portland Local 7:45 " No. 6. Oregon A Washington Express 7:55 " No. L Portland Local 0 P. M. No. 7. Chicago Limited 5;45 " EAST BOUND Na 2. Pendleton Local. 10:25 A. M. No. 8. Chicag-o Limited 11:56 '" No. 14. The Dalles Local 6:20 P. M. Na 4. Spokane Flyer 8:00 " Na 10. Fast Mail.... 8:30 " Na 12. Soo-Spokane-Portland 8:55 " Na 6. Oresron A Washing-ton Expression ' Na 3. Na 6 and Na 7 make no stops between Hood Hirer and Portland. Na 1 and Na 11 stop at all stations. Na 4. Na 8 and Na 10 stop at The Dalles, Arl insTton, Umatilla. Na 6 stops at M osier. The Dalles. Celilo. Des ehutes, Bis-g-s. Ruf us. Arlington. Coyote, Irrig-on, Umatilla. Hermiston. SUnnekL Echa Na 2 stops at all stations between Portland and Pendleton. Na 12 stops at all stations between Portland and Tbe Dalles. For further information inquire at tbe ticket office J. H. FREDRICY, Agent. !&! io & Mo Horses Home Stables Conducted is i .. General Transfer, Feed and Sale Business .. The way to drive out to Little White Salmon cam ping and fishing. The shortest and best route to Trout Lake and all way points Both local and long distance telephones. Call or write J. L. STUART MANAGER Underwood I When ordering your I GROCERIES REMEMBER THAT Kinnaird & Kinsey Have a Full and New Line Also.... FJ.OUR AM) FEED If you can't call, Telephone 78 Successors to CHAPMAN, on 1 2th St., on the Heights Don't Chase It Let us do that for you. fubscribe for this paper and you can sit in comfort at home and read alJ about It. A. C. BUCK Notary Public and Insurance Agent Room 12. Brasius Block Hood Rirer. Oregon Trio Orchestra Music furnished fur all occasions. Instrumentation from three pieces to any num ber itaeirvd. Address or phone C. O. NEWMAN 64-X or 28-L Hood River, Oreg-on STRANAHAN & SLAYENS Contractors and Builders ESTIMATES Fl'BNISHID Phone 2M Hood River. Oreg-oo D. F. STANFIELD General Biachsmiih Horseshoeing a Specialty AT OAK GROVE JOHN COWLEY SHOE SHOP Will sell at cost my; entire stock of shoes till all is sold. Rubber Heels a specialty. Opposite Postomce Hood River, Oreg-on Hood River Light & Power Company...... If you want quick returns on your wife's life insurance policy, just forget all the Labor Saving-. Money Saving and Time Saving Electrical devices on the market at the present time. With an Electric Chafing Dith. a Percolator and m Toaeter you can pre pare a good breakfast or a midnight lunch in 7 minutes to 10 minutes from the time you enter the kitchen. With an Electric Waehing Machine you can put clothes to soak at night, listen to them being washed while you eat breakfast, and watch an electric wringer do them in a twinkling after breakfast. Women in general understand the use of and appreciate an Electric Curling iron Innumerable other devices of a service able and inexpensive nature are on the market, and anyone who stops to think the matter over will appreciate the fact that a shortening of the cord wood bill will more than equal the lengthening of Electric Light bill. If you have a lighting service you will note that you get the Electricity for op erating these devices mostly on a very low rate. Besides this look st the difference in temperature in the rooms. Just take a minute some time and fig ure the cost of the wood consumed for washing and ironing alone. If the supply house don't carry a stock of what you want, we will get it for you. Yucco Tree Protectors at White heads. Washington The Scrap Book A Qood Shot Rill Jones was an eccentric charac ter, a local Justice of the peace In a South Carolina towu. He was ex ceedingly tall so attenuated, In fact, that but for his bat be would not have cast a shadow. One night a number of fellow bon vlvauts joined blni In a symposium, and many mint Juleps were consumed. One of the party unsteadily produced revolver. It was accidentally discharged, and a bullet struck Kill Jones in the leg. Conscience stricken and wabbly with excitement and juleps, the owner of the weapon hastened to the home of the nearest doctor and pulled the door bell. At length the physician, who haj himself been spending a riotous even ing, stuck his head from the second story window. "Whazza mazzer?" he demanded thickly. "I jush shot Bill Jones In the leg." replied the man below. "Shot Bill Jones In tbe leg!" repeat ed the doctor wonderlngly. "Thasu wha' I shald," returned the offender "shot Bill Jones In the leg." The doctor gazed down upon hi in admiringly. "Well," he suid, "that wash a hell of a good shot" And he closed tbe window and went back to bed. The Hall of Fame. Walt not for luck to draw the bolt Nor chance give up her key. The door that opened for the great Is open yet for thee. Luck is a sleepy sentinel And Chance a fickle light. Many a man hath passed them both And entered In the night. Have little care If neither heed Thy clamor, call or din. Take up the maglo torch and key And let thine own self In! Aloyslus Coll. Snared Himself. Charles Mathews, the famous Eng lish actor, once indulged In his talent for mimicry to his own misfortune. Mr. Tattersail, the well known auc tioneer, was conducting a sale of blood ed stock. "The first lot, gentlemen," said Mr. Tattersail, "is a bay filly by Smolensko." "The first lot, gentlemen," echoed Mr. Mathews lu tbe same tone of voice, "Is a bny filly by Smolensko." The auctioneer looked somewhat an noyed, but proceeded. "Well, what shall we begin with?" 'Well, what shall we begin with?" replied the echo. Still endeavoring to conceal his vexa tion, Mr. Tattersail called out, "Ono hundred guineas?" "One hundred guineas?" echoed Mathews. "Thank you, sir," cried Mr. Tatter sail, bringing down the hammer with a bang, "the filly Is yours!" Could Ha Help It? A lady and a little boy entered the car, but the boy squirmed and fidget ed so much on his seat that at Inst one of the other passengers expostulated: "For goodness' sake, keep your child still, madam:" "I'm very sorry," said the mother, "but the truth is until I get to the hos pital I shan't be able to quiet him." "Dear me! What's the matter with him?" "He swallowed a teaspoon yesterday, and ever since he's been on the stir." The Law and the Lady. Tat Flnnlgan had been summoned to Jury duty. Coming downstairs one morning dressed in his Sunday clothes, his wife looked at him and said: "Where are you going, I'at?" He replied, "I'm going to coort." "H'm!" said the wife, and I'at stalk ed out. Next morning Fat came down stairs all shared and shorn, with the same suit of clothes on. ' "And where are you going today?" said the wife. "Sure, I'm going to coort." "Ye are, are ye?" Fat went out and slammed the door. The third morning Pat came in and sat down to the breakfast table with the same suit of clothes on and greet ed his wife, who said: "And where are ye going this morn ing, I'at?" "I'm going to coort." The wife laid her bands upon a rolling pin, stood before the door nnd sold: "Ve're going to coort, are ye?" "YIb," snld Tat. "No, ye're not. If there's any eoort lng to be done It will be done right here. Clo upstairs and take off tblin clothes." Newark Star. Worse Than the Third Dtgrss. A married man ran awny with a silly young girl, ami after an exciting chase the elopers were finally cap tired and returned to their homes. Keeling in the town ran high against the iiihii, mid a number of neighbors were sitting together one evening dis cussing the case. Naturally every body had an Idea of his own as to what action should be taken against the married man. One suggested jail for life, another said ninety years In the penitentiary would do, and a third offered tar and feathers. A little man who sat In tbe corner looked up and smiled. "I hnve a scheme," he remarked, "that beats all of yours a mile." "Wbnt would you do with him?" the chorus asked. "I would turn him over to his wife's mother," said the quiet little man. I'hllndeljihia TclegTapb. HORACE W, DAY MAKESEXCITEMENT One of our eschauges states that Horace W. Day advised White Sal mon fruit growers In an address he recently made before that body, not to set out Newtown Flpplns. The Item which Is taken from the IHngen Olwerver says: Horace W. Day addressed fruit SUPERBE Imported French Black Percheron Stallion transfer & ii)ery Co. s Sta6Ces IN PERFECT CONDITION FOR THE SEASON Hood River Percheron Horse Co. The Liberal Patronage OF THE PA5T WEEK Will Justify Us in Largely Increasing Our Stock ill imm A good store is a credit to any community. With your help we can make this the best store in the valley. New goods arrive on every train. Laundry basket leaves here every Tuesday. We handle Svcrvthn9 n HC General QorchanHiso inc, including TeeH, Dynamite, Gaps ana" Tusc R. J. growers of White Salmon valley lately, and caused some excltemeut by telling; them not to set out any more Newtown apples. "In the east, especially New York City," he says, "the demand Is for u red apple, the bigger the better. All the best ap ple districts ure setting, out New towns ami the consequence Is, that the market in a few years will be glutted with a variety the popular ity of which Is largely based on the KugllHli demand for the smaller sizes of the yellow apple. The Spltzeu- ft. .Wes Til (i n ill ON STAND AT mm WE CAN SAVE YOU MONEY GET OUR PRICES BEFORE BUYING MclSAAC & CO. The Parkdale Store burg Is of first commercial value, with Wlnesap, Jonathan, Home Beauty aud Newtown following." Rose Service There will be a service of special Interest at Riverside Congregational church Sunday at II a. in. The theme presented will Ihj a rose ser mon or "Treating Life Suggestively" SjH'clai music will lie rendered. All mcmltcre and friends are requested to be present. 59232 If) )