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THE HOOD RIVER NEWS, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 1910
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DANDRUFF AND tv
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r but outward sipis of the oil
dooe a secret by an riads of d.
Jruff terms sappinj the life biood
ot the bar. Micro kills the para
site, soothes tbe itefciag scalp,
tives lustre to tbe hair ami stops
it lalliof out A sinjle ippticttioi
h es relief aad proves its -orth.
Save joar hair before too late.
Micro prevents baldaess. It is t
delijtitfnl dressinj for the hair,
tree from grease amf sticky oils.
Ask v oar droQist for free booklet
HOYT CHEMICAL CO.
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WllUrl JJIiVA
ahd union Pacific
T1HE TABLE .
Effective Wednesday, May 25, trains
will arrive and depart at flood River,
Ore icon, on the following schedule:
WEST BOUND
No. 9. Fast Hail (no passengers) 4:50 A. M.
No. S. Portland Flyer 6:20 "
Na 1L Soo-Spokjuie-Portland 6:50 "
No. 13. Portland Local 7:45 "
No. 6. Oregon A Washington Express 7:55 "
No. L Portland Local 0 P. M.
No. 7. Chicago Limited 5;45 "
EAST BOUND
Na 2. Pendleton Local. 10:25 A. M.
No. 8. Chicag-o Limited 11:56 '"
No. 14. The Dalles Local 6:20 P. M.
Na 4. Spokane Flyer 8:00 "
Na 10. Fast Mail.... 8:30 "
Na 12. Soo-Spokane-Portland 8:55 "
Na 6. Oresron A Washing-ton Expression '
Na 3. Na 6 and Na 7 make no stops between
Hood Hirer and Portland.
Na 1 and Na 11 stop at all stations.
Na 4. Na 8 and Na 10 stop at The Dalles, Arl
insTton, Umatilla.
Na 6 stops at M osier. The Dalles. Celilo. Des
ehutes, Bis-g-s. Ruf us. Arlington. Coyote, Irrig-on,
Umatilla. Hermiston. SUnnekL Echa
Na 2 stops at all stations between Portland and
Pendleton.
Na 12 stops at all stations between Portland
and Tbe Dalles.
For further information inquire at tbe ticket
office
J. H. FREDRICY, Agent.
!&!
io & Mo
Horses Home Stables
Conducted is i
.. General Transfer, Feed and Sale Business ..
The way to drive out to Little White Salmon cam ping and fishing. The
shortest and best route to Trout Lake and all way points
Both local and long distance telephones. Call or write
J. L. STUART
MANAGER
Underwood
I When ordering your
I
GROCERIES
REMEMBER THAT
Kinnaird & Kinsey
Have a Full and New Line
Also....
FJ.OUR AM) FEED
If you can't call, Telephone 78
Successors to CHAPMAN, on 1 2th St., on the Heights
Don't Chase It
Let us do that for you.
fubscribe for this paper and you can sit in comfort
at home and read alJ about It.
A. C. BUCK
Notary Public and Insurance
Agent
Room 12. Brasius Block
Hood Rirer. Oregon
Trio Orchestra
Music furnished fur all occasions.
Instrumentation from three pieces to any num
ber itaeirvd.
Address or phone
C. O. NEWMAN
64-X or 28-L Hood River, Oreg-on
STRANAHAN & SLAYENS
Contractors and Builders
ESTIMATES Fl'BNISHID
Phone 2M Hood River. Oreg-oo
D. F. STANFIELD
General Biachsmiih
Horseshoeing a Specialty
AT OAK GROVE
JOHN COWLEY
SHOE SHOP
Will sell at cost my; entire
stock of shoes till all is sold.
Rubber Heels a specialty.
Opposite Postomce Hood River, Oreg-on
Hood River Light &
Power Company......
If you want quick returns on your wife's
life insurance policy, just forget all the
Labor Saving-. Money Saving and Time
Saving Electrical devices on the market
at the present time.
With an Electric Chafing Dith. a
Percolator and m Toaeter you can pre
pare a good breakfast or a midnight
lunch in 7 minutes to 10 minutes from
the time you enter the kitchen.
With an Electric Waehing Machine
you can put clothes to soak at night, listen
to them being washed while you eat
breakfast, and watch an electric wringer
do them in a twinkling after breakfast.
Women in general understand the use
of and appreciate an Electric Curling
iron
Innumerable other devices of a service
able and inexpensive nature are on the
market, and anyone who stops to think
the matter over will appreciate the fact
that a shortening of the cord wood bill
will more than equal the lengthening of
Electric Light bill.
If you have a lighting service you will
note that you get the Electricity for op
erating these devices mostly on a very
low rate.
Besides this look st the difference in
temperature in the rooms.
Just take a minute some time and fig
ure the cost of the wood consumed for
washing and ironing alone.
If the supply house don't carry a stock
of what you want, we will get it for you.
Yucco Tree Protectors at White
heads. Washington
The
Scrap Book
A Qood Shot
Rill Jones was an eccentric charac
ter, a local Justice of the peace In
a South Carolina towu. He was ex
ceedingly tall so attenuated, In fact,
that but for his bat be would not
have cast a shadow. One night a
number of fellow bon vlvauts joined
blni In a symposium, and many mint
Juleps were consumed. One of the
party unsteadily produced revolver.
It was accidentally discharged, and a
bullet struck Kill Jones in the leg.
Conscience stricken and wabbly with
excitement and juleps, the owner of
the weapon hastened to the home of
the nearest doctor and pulled the door
bell. At length the physician, who haj
himself been spending a riotous even
ing, stuck his head from the second
story window.
"Whazza mazzer?" he demanded
thickly.
"I jush shot Bill Jones In the leg."
replied the man below.
"Shot Bill Jones In tbe leg!" repeat
ed the doctor wonderlngly.
"Thasu wha' I shald," returned the
offender "shot Bill Jones In the leg."
The doctor gazed down upon hi in
admiringly.
"Well," he suid, "that wash a hell
of a good shot"
And he closed tbe window and went
back to bed.
The Hall of Fame.
Walt not for luck to draw the bolt
Nor chance give up her key.
The door that opened for the great
Is open yet for thee.
Luck is a sleepy sentinel
And Chance a fickle light.
Many a man hath passed them both
And entered In the night.
Have little care If neither heed
Thy clamor, call or din.
Take up the maglo torch and key
And let thine own self In!
Aloyslus Coll.
Snared Himself.
Charles Mathews, the famous Eng
lish actor, once indulged In his talent
for mimicry to his own misfortune.
Mr. Tattersail, the well known auc
tioneer, was conducting a sale of blood
ed stock. "The first lot, gentlemen,"
said Mr. Tattersail, "is a bay filly by
Smolensko."
"The first lot, gentlemen," echoed
Mr. Mathews lu tbe same tone of
voice, "Is a bny filly by Smolensko."
The auctioneer looked somewhat an
noyed, but proceeded. "Well, what
shall we begin with?"
'Well, what shall we begin with?"
replied the echo.
Still endeavoring to conceal his vexa
tion, Mr. Tattersail called out, "Ono
hundred guineas?"
"One hundred guineas?" echoed
Mathews.
"Thank you, sir," cried Mr. Tatter
sail, bringing down the hammer with
a bang, "the filly Is yours!"
Could Ha Help It?
A lady and a little boy entered the
car, but the boy squirmed and fidget
ed so much on his seat that at Inst one
of the other passengers expostulated:
"For goodness' sake, keep your child
still, madam:"
"I'm very sorry," said the mother,
"but the truth is until I get to the hos
pital I shan't be able to quiet him."
"Dear me! What's the matter with
him?"
"He swallowed a teaspoon yesterday,
and ever since he's been on the stir."
The Law and the Lady.
Tat Flnnlgan had been summoned
to Jury duty. Coming downstairs one
morning dressed in his Sunday
clothes, his wife looked at him and
said:
"Where are you going, I'at?"
He replied, "I'm going to coort."
"H'm!" said the wife, and I'at stalk
ed out. Next morning Fat came down
stairs all shared and shorn, with the
same suit of clothes on. '
"And where are you going today?"
said the wife.
"Sure, I'm going to coort."
"Ye are, are ye?"
Fat went out and slammed the door.
The third morning Pat came in and
sat down to the breakfast table with
the same suit of clothes on and greet
ed his wife, who said:
"And where are ye going this morn
ing, I'at?"
"I'm going to coort."
The wife laid her bands upon a
rolling pin, stood before the door nnd
sold:
"Ve're going to coort, are ye?"
"YIb," snld Tat.
"No, ye're not. If there's any eoort
lng to be done It will be done right
here. Clo upstairs and take off tblin
clothes." Newark Star.
Worse Than the Third Dtgrss.
A married man ran awny with a
silly young girl, ami after an exciting
chase the elopers were finally cap
tired and returned to their homes.
Keeling in the town ran high against
the iiihii, mid a number of neighbors
were sitting together one evening dis
cussing the case. Naturally every
body had an Idea of his own as to
what action should be taken against
the married man.
One suggested jail for life, another
said ninety years In the penitentiary
would do, and a third offered tar and
feathers. A little man who sat In tbe
corner looked up and smiled.
"I hnve a scheme," he remarked,
"that beats all of yours a mile."
"Wbnt would you do with him?"
the chorus asked.
"I would turn him over to his wife's
mother," said the quiet little man.
I'hllndeljihia TclegTapb.
HORACE W, DAY
MAKESEXCITEMENT
One of our eschauges states that
Horace W. Day advised White Sal
mon fruit growers In an address he
recently made before that body, not
to set out Newtown Flpplns. The
Item which Is taken from the IHngen
Olwerver says:
Horace W. Day addressed fruit
SUPERBE
Imported French Black Percheron Stallion
transfer & ii)ery Co. s Sta6Ces
IN PERFECT CONDITION FOR THE SEASON
Hood River Percheron Horse Co.
The Liberal Patronage
OF THE PA5T WEEK
Will Justify Us in
Largely Increasing
Our Stock
ill imm
A good store is a credit to any community. With your
help we can make this the best store in the valley. New
goods arrive on every train. Laundry basket leaves here
every Tuesday. We handle
Svcrvthn9 n HC General QorchanHiso inc, including
TeeH, Dynamite, Gaps ana" Tusc
R. J.
growers of White Salmon valley
lately, and caused some excltemeut
by telling; them not to set out any
more Newtown apples. "In the east,
especially New York City," he says,
"the demand Is for u red apple, the
bigger the better. All the best ap
ple districts ure setting, out New
towns ami the consequence Is, that
the market in a few years will be
glutted with a variety the popular
ity of which Is largely based on the
KugllHli demand for the smaller sizes
of the yellow apple. The Spltzeu-
ft. .Wes
Til (i n ill
ON STAND AT
mm
WE CAN SAVE YOU MONEY
GET OUR PRICES BEFORE BUYING
MclSAAC & CO.
The Parkdale Store
burg Is of first commercial value,
with Wlnesap, Jonathan, Home
Beauty aud Newtown following."
Rose Service
There will be a service of special
Interest at Riverside Congregational
church Sunday at II a. in. The
theme presented will Ihj a rose ser
mon or "Treating Life Suggestively"
SjH'clai music will lie rendered. All
mcmltcre and friends are requested
to be present.
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