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4C THE DAILY ASTORIAN • FRIDAY, MARCH 16, 2018 © 2018 by Vicki Whiting, Editor Jeff Schinkel, Graphics Vol. 34, No. 16 Columbia Veterinary Hospital 576 31st Street • Astoria 503-325-2250 This year April Fools’ Day and Easter are the same day! No foolin’! You can fool around and have some Easter fun with this week’s Kid Scoop page! In France, children like to ________ a “fishy” April Fools’ ________ on their friends. Can you find at least five silly things in this picture? 112 Garibaldi Ave Garibaldi, Ore. (503) 322-8411 The trick is to __________ a small paper fish on a friend’s _______ without the friend ____________. Then all day your friend will be the “April Fool.” (In France they call it Poisson d’Avril which means “April Fish.”) Astoria Forest Products , LLC 10 Pier 1 • Suite 301 Astoria, Oregon 97103 But watch out! Your ________ may have stuck a fish or two on your back as well! Astoria, Warrenton & Seaside 1100 Northwest Ridge Road Hammond, OR 97121 reservations 800-562-8506 info 503-861-2606 IMPORTANT: Anyone who plays a mean trick is just being mean. It is never funny to hurt another person’s body or feelings. Cut out this phony “news article” and hand it to a friend. After they’ve read it, say “April fool!” Know someone who isn’t feeling well? Tell them a joke. It might help with healing! Dr. William Fry of the Stanford School of Medicine says that 100 laughs are equal to 15 minutes of riding a bike. Stronger muscles around the lungs help people breathe better. MIAMI – A dolphin regulary seen at a Miami fishing boat harbor has developed a vocabulary of a few words and can even whistle the hit tune “Beyond the Sea.” Many doctors are finding that laughing is good for our health. When we laugh, chemicals called endorphins (en- DOOR-fins) are released from the brain. Endorphins make a person feel happy. They can also kill pain. 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Standards Link: Health: Students understand ways in which they can enhance and maintain their own health and well-being. JOE’S 1701 Marine Dr. Astoria, OR 503-325-7812 503.325.0411 AND TOWING 34747 Hwy 101 Bus. ASTORIA Marine biologists have rushed to the area to communicate with Donna. If her ability to speak can be further developed, it could provide historic breakthroughs in science and interspecies communication. How many Easter eggs can you find on this page? Have a friend try. Who found the most? Silly News Rewrite the headlines in today’s newspaper so that they have the exact opposite meaning. Standards Link: Reading Comprehension: Understand word choice to accomplish a purpose. ASTORIA | 503-556-0410 Sunspire Health Astoria Pointe The Rosebriar 263 W Exchange • Astoria | (877) 435-7790 NORTHWEST READY MIX 950 Olney Ave • Astoria 503-325-3562 Find the words by looking up, down, backwards, forwards, sideways and diagonally. 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