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HELL IS TOO GOOD FOFl THEM. KEEPING CELERY. A young lady, daughter of n re- Ono of tiio moat delicious vego- spocted family of Nebraska, wont to I tables In tho world Is nlco, crisp col- Omaha to study music. She was os- pry. It has n flavor different from nodal y clftcd and at onco won nor any other OR0tubln and Is a way to tho highest circles. Sho wan delicate as tho perfume of tho vlolot not rich In the things of this wond, It Is ono of lha most healthful plantfl nnd to nsslBt In thu prosecution of that grows In tho garden, too. It is her studies, sho gavo music lessons particularly beneficial to tho nervous Id private families. This became persons nnd should bo pnrtal.cn of known In tho "high clrcleB" anil she liberally. was nt onco dropped from tho visit- Ono of tho most difficult questions Ing list nnd snubbed until sho wbb Is how to keep It fresh for tho long- obliged to loavo her musical club, ost time. The Onrdtn Mngnzlno In Tho humiliation nnd Injustlco worrlec' an nrtlclo by Hugh 1 arlndstcnd tho poor girl until her renson was suys to miiko n pit similar to ono for dethroned and sho died raving carrots, pull up tho bunches by tho against tho cruelty that was shown roots and set them closo together her. May bo thero Isn't n hell. Hob In tho pit. being careful to have tho Ingorsol said thero wns not. May bo roots In touch with fresh dirt nnd ho know bolter than his creator, sotting tho bunches upright. When jjut If thero Is not, certainly tho ere- nil Is In place draw tho tops togother ntor mndo a great mlstnko, for there and cover lightly with straw (o keep Is no other place sultnblo to send tho dirt out of tho heart. Do not put uuch pcoplo to. Tho Individual who slrnw on tho sides, but drnw tip tho looks down upon another because dirt so Hint It will bo In contact that other ono docs not possess with the out bide bunches nnd bo finite so much of this wohu'h goods deep enough to prevent freezing, It Is contemptible, to Hay the least; but Is essential that thu roots be left on thoso who would drlvo another Insane ami remain In contact with moist perseculo to tho death deserves earth. nil thoy will got In I ho great day or I One of the most nuccessful garden- judgment that Is sutcly coming upon urH wo ever knew used to make u tho earth. trench ns deep as half tho height of In tho swoat of thy brow Hiinlt I tho celery plant, nnd wide enough to thou cat thy bread was tho sentence admit threo bunchpu being hot In pronounced upon tnnn In thu begin- side by side. After ho had filled tho bccnuBO of Ids slim nnd thoy who are trench with tho celery ho drew tho to proud to pity thu penalty here, wll dirt up to thu plnnti until the trench How the Mighty Have Fallen Kd. Review: I desire to express a few thoughts on the Senatorial "calamity" that is now causing the old line Republicans to weep ninny bitter tears, and is even causing a few of the leading newspapers of the state to advocate that legislators violate their sacred pledges and re pudiate their honor as gentlemen by voting against Chamberlain, whom they arc in duty bound by nil that is fair and holy to support. The sorry predicament in which the Republican party of the grand old state of Oregon now finds itself can be ascribed to no other party than its own, however much that once honored and respected body may proclaim otherwise. In their mad rage and humilition nt tiic turn nlmirs have taken they now blame the pitiful handful of Democrats in this threc-to-one Republican state who in a manner most foul defeat- cd "the will of the people" at the primaries. Isn t this baby twail die of the most ridiculous kind? The claim is that the Democrats registered as Republicans and thus Humor and Philosophy By 9UNCAN M. SMITH PERT PARAGRAPHS. As a general proposition, the man who has something Just ns good to offer upon the spot doesn't have to tako It himself. A girl athletic enough to mow the lawn may seem nt first blush very de sirable for n wife, but suppose sho should command you to mow It? The man who occasionally stays out like "sheep in wolfs' clothing" n" "'S'" '"9 for n fertile Imnglnn. mm o tho c cctinn of Mr. C mill her- uu" impressive maimer. i,.:.. .r.:i.i rr rvi.,. ...., ,i.n , .. . . , : , : Diplomacy I, the gentle art of not . t IW IIUIIV II 11(1 I J UU II III I puny wny was nc pusueu 10 me Rcung what you don't appear to nc- iromr x'uhuii wns uu suuugcr quire. witli the rank and file ot llie Re publican party. Knowing this, ill Somo of tho biggest robbers In the the Democrats really did "perjure" country keep a big pay roll nnd n goiv SEEDS MJCCmS SEEM SUCCEED I SPECIAL OFFER: rH4 U IM ItattatM. A trill Will' make you oar Mrmanent cmtomer. U Um flnMt Tml 1 plf ndli i o.u., bwt ran. UUnilCD TO FLEABE. Write to-dtys Mention this Paper. SEND 10 CENTS bo obliged to do n hereafter. It Is was filled to tho tcp of tho ground, theillhclves, how would they know ,Jcmnn,y clcrK 01 Ul Ue8K lu 1,10 or' an honor to labor and do so cheer- thuti ho sot bonrdn up nt tho sides how to vote, us it was a tossttp i.. .1 i .... . lit., it I II... .!..... ...! .....!... ...... I 1 t It tlwt tttrtnl'ni rtntwlt. I iu , . , .,...., ...... ... ..u : : Many a well trained servant feel HpcIi upon mo rruiiH ii mo uwor miuip nailing mom so mo wmu womu mute, i tuei is miu uiiiiiiiuui-1 cottipctcnt nnd willing to bo both con- otliern, i nu iiiuu win coiuo whom inoi mow on ami fo iib io cxciuuu nun, iaiiiuiiiu uuu nv i I ductor nnd motormau. tlm tiorson who will not ongngu in I tho light. Tlio li ants wood blnncli any KcmiDiicnu in uie siaic ion Homo kind of productlvu labor will he to tho tlm of thu leaves, and ho at standstill when it comes to n poptp ostracised from oeloty nnd looked wnys hnd tho most crisp nnd dell- Inr vote. This he has demonstrate iiimn nu thov really arc. imrnsltus, ..0un celery wo uvor nto. Tho hoards cd fully on three different OCCn lleo, feeding upon Inr body politic. kept tho rain out nnd thero was Ichm slotis. When he wns twice elected Tho highest honor that can bo danger of rotting than when tho Governor did the Democrats then imi.i n vniimr man or woman Is that dirt wns idled on tho nlniits. crowd- "thwart the will ot the people?' ho or sho Is n ko'mI. faithful, honest I Ing tliuin close together. Of course N'ot in the slightest degree. The vLintiiir Itnltiif t li In. tlmro Is 110 1 111 roldiT f I inn I I'M wliont Imnl fr.'or. majority of the iK-oplc wanted him room for any groat ovil; nnd hero In Ing occurs .thero should bo straw and Governor and elected him twice to America, where we do not havo any dirt put over the boards Biifflclent Hint office and would likely do so There nro more silly pcoplo who nro happy than thero nro happy pcoplo who nrcn't silly. pnrmdtlcal roynby m eh contempt- (Mo fontlmontH ns th.it ('iWiintiHtrntcd In Omnha should . j i' iioiinted by tlm iin.K nnd nulidt all over tho land. MILE RECORDS ON LAND. It will bo Interesting to cut out to provent freezing. Ono can In this wny buy their col cry fresh from thu market gardener without trimming, tnko root.i am nil thus bo nblu lo get It cheaper and keep It nil winter lit thu trench. To tho lover of this delicious vegutnhlo thu lltllu trouble- uecesHiiry to enable him to keep It fror.h Is more tlinu again if they hnd the opportunity. Again when he became a candidate I for United btotes senator the mo- pie by their ballots declared for liitu. Now the Republican leaders advise the legislators to violate their miiiihood nnd cause all honest and fair minded people throughout the union to point the finger of scorn ...I.. . ... ..r H it., ru. ..u mi imnl .',iintiiiiiuiii...i in- in.. ihw.i'Im ..iimiii v I nt Oregon by refusing to vote nc IIHD ll'lUMI .1. ItlU .....v. ...t... .....,...... ..v.. wwj ...w ..,"..w. ., 7 , I , , cuniiiig iu me e.xpie.v-eti wisucs ui the majority of its citieus. Is it possible that enough debased man hood will congregate in the capitol building to blot the state's fair unmef I think not. liven if. ns the leaders assert, n few Democrats did register ns Re publicans in order to nominate n so- called weak Republican, is it any logical reason why the legislators should become dishonorable? It is not tierjury for a man to register as n Republican nnd then vote for n Democrat. It this is iicriury, how jour own particular locality, Cam should bo taken to have tho roots In tho loose, fresh dirt nnd not to crowed tho plants too lightly. A WI8E DOG by men, horses, mid vehicles rocently of tho celery hu will bo able to have compiled by a writer for tho .Metro nt nil (lines, 4 utile practise will iiolllnu. nut In a scrap hook mid not" I loll you Just how to pmpnru It for when tho record Is broken. If tno reduction Is continued a few yours ouu Mill bo able In tlmo lo go n mile beforu ho starts. It does look like ii mllii In 27 seconds lit llllllOHt tho limit, but hotter onglues, better truck moro skillful onglneerH may reduce oven Ihlit limited tlmo. (.'oiuliig out on tho cur tho other Kloclrlu locomotive, 27 seconds, iltiy wo wuro told tho following story I'JOIl. of tho sagacity of u dog, Ho was Automobile, 'JS'.i seconds, i.'UO. Just a common Towser dog, but wns Htoam locomotive, ill! seconds, lSHII. In very uffectlouutu fellow ami genial Motor paced cycle, 1 minute 0 1-0 bpcouds, I DO I. lllcyclo. uupneed, 1 minute ID focoiuIh, 11)01, Running horse, 1 minute 'yk hop- ouds, mo. racing horuo, I minute (15 Hucouds, JUOC. Tht Qrtat Dooittr. Money innUcn tho itmro KO. I'uta her tliroush licr paces, Got her In condition Fur the summer rare. Mlcht as well, old fellow, If you aro not nblo To produea tho dollar, Leixvo her In tho stable. Money other places I n ipeed promoter. It Infuics oulckncM In tho bulling motor, dialing down tho speedway If you Kt n puncturo You will nnd uulto Uioful Monty at that Juncturo. Itunnlng for an offlco, Money doein't Injuro Cnmllilntci who hnvo It! Itnthrr put In ginger. Whether puro or tainted, People havo n notion That tho nlmblo dollar Kecr the wheel In motion. Winning; toelal honor, Oolna after pleaiuro, Hcore aro Indicated Ily tho money meaaiiro. i:alnc up tho preaiure, HmootlilnB down tho blunder, Kvery wny you tako It Money help llko thunder. I Hf4t Mlal. toriUxr llh mj tl I rat Blir.r Hra4 a4 lUat IlMk, A Ml U. IU.1 WU1M M MML ll.flU. UI. THE GRAND JURY RECOMMENDS. Tho November grand Jury recom mended In Its leport that a .1 per cent lovy Lu t.mdo t.i provldo for n new Court House. It Is estimated thnt this lovy would produce over $700,000. Grand Juries havo suggest cd this Improvement before, but the November body was the first ono to recommend n levy. Ab to making n chnngo of Bite, on account of tho iiolso of tho Southern Pacific trains passing along rout-th street, this Is without merit. Tho country already owns tho site and tho Houthoru Pa cific Is anxious and willing to remove Us trains as soon ns It reasonably can do so. A now Court llotiso could hardly bo built nnd completed beforo 1UI0, nnd thu extension of tlmo granted by the Council, In case It should bo obeyed, will remove thu tallrond trains before tho building could possibly bo ready for occti pancy. As to thu stylo of building It is well known that County Judge Webster favors a steel framed struc turc. Multnomnli county needs n court house. Tho cramped up box tho county business Is being transacted In Is not largo enough nnd Is lllnr tinged. Thu country Is well nblo to build n houso for transacting Its bus lucss In, which would make It pos siblo to Havo tho work done in n moro systematic manner nnd so that It does not tnko an age to find n document or secure Information which should bo obtained nt a mo moat's notice. This mny be the fault ef tho county officials lu part, but tho way they nro hampered for room tramping over each other while at work, iIocb not nsslst them lu any May, nor encourage them to try to dc belter. Let us havo a new, larger, butter arranged court houso. NOTICE TO GKEDlTOIIti. Proposals For Street Work Sealed proposal) will bo received at tho offlco of tho city recorder of tho c tv of St. Johns. Orciron until o'clock p. in. December 1, 1908 for tho Improvement of EaBt iiurungton Btreoi from tho east lino of Jersey street to tho eact line of Kellogg Btrcct by Bldownlklng and by lowering tho ntrcot to sub grade and macadamizing I tho samo without n sand hinder, said macadam to bo twolvo Inches deep In center of street nnd tapering to a dentil of six Indies nt ciiuct curb. In tho manner nrovlded by ordl nance No. 192 nnd tho charter of said city and In accordance with tho plans profllo nnd specifications of tho city engineer now on file in tno otrico or tho city recorder. Scparato proposals may bo made for cither grading, macadamizing ot Bldownlklng Included in said improvo ment. Ench bid must bo nccompnn led by a certified check payable to tho mayor for n sum not less than ten per cent of tho contract price and no old will bo considered unless nccompnnlec. by such check nnd unon blnnks fur nlslied by thu city recorder for Btich purpose. Snld Improvement must be complct cd on or boforo Fobrunry 1. 1009. Tho right to reject any and all bldi Is hereby reserved. Tho estimated cost of said Improve ment Is $80:i.I7 Tho prlco of rock f. o. b. nt crtiBh will be 80 cents per yard. Uy order of the council. A. M E8 SON, City Recorder. Published In the St. Johns Review, November 13, 20 and 27, 1008 companion uini ins master was very fond of him. lie took him frequent ly from his residence on I.arrabeo street near tho Steel llrldgu to Van couver where ho spent tho day nc- Holding Out. "I stippoHo your wlfo wns tickled to death nt your mUo In salary." "Sho will bo." "Haven't you told boryetT" Vn. I llinilt.lit I iv.illl.l ..nlfti mt-anlf -I .1 1 1.1 1 I.. "I" ........I ' iiuuiii uiuw iepiimiciiii who voiwi for n couplo of weeks llrst." lor uiinuiDcnuiii lor governor r t -I A . I. . 1. nun now nuoui iuo.se wuo iiciikii r..v M0av. to elect Mayor Lane, loin Word, "doing Into the swimming rnce?" Manning and other Democrats? "No; I am not, though I know I could Is tills iHirjury? I guess not. I "In If I could specify which direction ( Uinuiniing ii competence. i t ,,.. f, tl... ,. in tho raco should bo won run." "Which wny for you" i iiiiii ti ilia ii at i vim viriiiHii w t .. aa . . . Trotting horse, ondH, l'J0,l. I luliuito f.SVj Hep- trips his master thought It was tm expensive to pay oar faro for him and ho put tho poor fellow off one Man skating, '.' minutes tlti iieconds, morning and told him ho inui-t may 18'JO. .Man running, unds, IKS7. Man walking, ondH, lS'JO. It will bo observed that tho differ ence between tho locomotive and the Washington than to elect him to fill the gubernatorial chair? Did any one feel humiliated because he was mid is governor? Has Fulton made such n great record that you are so very anxious to keep him there? I know that some liuinilt uting tales have in desperation been living umnr hatched and sent broadcast against Chamberlain. Rut do you believe them? Down in your heart you "Well, I could bent to tho bottom." Quarreliomt. "What did be say theiit" "Nothing." "Well)" "Wluitr Are you going to tako that off any HI. Limitations husband Is such n good I at home, .Much to bis surprise lu I minutes I23i sec I found Towser walling his arrival at tho Vancouver Kerry. When ho U minutes 23 boo- I returned homo ho took tho dog on Itliii car with him, Tho next morn Ing ho again tiled to leave tho dog nt homo, but when bo reached tho automobile Is trifling. For loo miles ferry, Towser's Joyous bark was tl I feel that llic' arc tiot true Geortie .. . ... ..... .......... l...........tli... lu I I-... ...I ...... .... ..I I. . . ' . ' . . IIIU record ill niu niui.u. nu . n. ........ .-i mm iiimn mill KK eieii nun. "I1 I (Jliallll)Crlllill IIIUV lin'e IliS fatlltS much better than tuai or tno nuio. iniat night Wion ho cnino Homo no but lie always did his duty. However, Willi tho oluctlle locomo Melt Towser at tho forry lo seo If ho Let the lenders in their lnmentn I i ii 11,1 1 Ilia ai II In lit II V lilt J I VIUtf'tlMi I tL'filll.l II ma I........ W'l..... I... ,.r.l.....l I . . .. . . . . . . . " " ' ..... v ......... iious uiui mage jeremtaii s paieiui The Nirvt. io snow luru.er uuphm.-""'". i mnuo iobor was on mo uoorbiep comparison time and rage, but let Jones-I suffer dreadfully from tooth meir uuveiopiiieui i iuuiii..u..t, ., weuomo uini. in-uiry uacenaineu u,e cicctlllK body do their duty and ache and exposed nerva while their steam brother Iuih ni- that the dog when left by IiIh master vote lis they nre instructed by the Imues-Why don't you seo n dentist! tallied about tho l.uuc. I no Horse selected a num. for himself untl I jK-oplu. It is not the pleasautest racing and foot racing records added beat tho Vnucouvur car across the thinn in the world to nerforut n dis- to tho ttihlo wuro nil i.it do lu recent Peninsula Just about five minute ntireenble task, but how much bet years. Kvldently wo breid better and every trip, nnd ho has beeu making her to do so thuti do a dishonorable I Louise Keogan Kstnte. .Notice Is hereby given that, mo undersigned has been appointed the administrator of tho estate of Louise Keogan. deceased, by tho County Court of tho State of Otcgon for Multnomah County nnd bus qualified ns such. All persons having claims ngnluat said csttito nro Hereby noil fled to present tho same to mo nt III Oswego street, SI. Johns, Oregon, with proper vouchers uuiy veruiou within six months from the date hereof. Dated nnd first iiibllnhed I'll day, November 20, mos. Kiciinrd H. Keogan. Win. A. Munly, Administrator. Attorney, Co. NOTICE. Notlco is horoby given to tho holdor of warrant No. 1741 for tno Improvement of Loavltt street in tho City of St. Johns, and that tho samo la called In for payment at tho office of tho city treasurer of snld city, nnd Interest on 'tho said warrant was stopped ou tho first day of Novem ber, 1908, J, B. Tnncb, City Tronsuror. Now is the time to visit CALIFORNIA When summer has passed in these north ern states, the sun is only mild under the bright blue skies of Southern California. Tliis is one of na ture's happy provis ions eternal summer for those who cannot endure a more severe climate. California has been called the "Mecca of the winter tourist." Its hotels and stop ping places tire as va ried ns those .of nil well regulated cities. Visitors can nlwnys find suitable accom modations, congenial companions, and va ried, pleasing recrea tions. SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO. Will be glad to aupply tome very attractive literature, dc acrihlng in detail the many de light of whiter lu California. Very low round trip excursion ticket nre on aale to California. The rate from Portland to U Augclc nnd return la $53.00. Limit alx montha, allowing atop-ovcra In cither direction. Similar excursion rates nre in effect to all California point. 1'or full Information, alecplng car reservation and tickets, call 011, telegraph or write C. W. Springer, C. T. A., Ad nnd Well ington trceU, Portland, or Win. McMurray, den. Pan. Agt. Portland, Oregon COLLIER & COLLIER Lawyers. Rooms In the Holbrook building. St. Johns, Oregon, Joseph McChcsncy, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURfJEON Day and Nleht Offlco In McCheiney Block Phona WoodUwn 47S ST. JOHNS, - - OREfJON Dr. MARY MacLACHLAN Phyalclan and Surgeon. Office In Holhrook'a Slock. Residence, 215 Hayes street. Phone Scott 6995. OSCAR DeVAUL, M. D Office hour, 11 to 11 a. in., tos p. m. Office I'lionc, Wcxxllawn 1141. Ketldcncc Phone, Union 3901. Office In t'ortiniouth Ilrlck. J. R. VVEIMER Transfer and Storage We deliver your goals to and from all parts of Portland, Vancouver, Mnuton, Portland and Suburban Hxprcss Co., city dock nnd nil points accessible by wngou. Piano and furniture moving n sjicclatly. 109 K. llurllugtou; phone Rlclimoml 61, A. B. HEA1STOCK Puncral Director and Embalmcr I.ady Assistant. Ilrnnch office at Cnlvcmlty Park Drug Store, phone Woodlawn 1874. Main office, Portland, Oregon; phone Svllwood 71, DANIEL O. WEBSTER, A IJ..AI.D. Residence, 697 Dawnou Street OlTice, l'lltcr lllock Uulvcrally Park, Portland, Oregon LAUREL LODGE No. 186 I. O. O. F. ST. JOHNS, OKUOON ' Meet each Monday evening in Odd l'cllow hnll, at 8:00. Visitor welcomed, C. P. Oatca, N. O. 1. II. Ilolcomb, Secretary. Holmes Lodge No. 101 KMOIITS OP I'VTIIIAS. Meet cverv I'rliluv nli'lit Sfnt 7!jo o'clock nt I.O.O.P. hnll. Vlnitorn alway wel come. J. II. lllack, C. C. H. II. Ilolcomb, K. R.S. SFM Doric Lodge No. 132 P. nnd A. At. Regular communica tion on (Irttnnd third Wcdncdaya of encli mouth lu Odd Hollow' hull. Visitor welcome. S. Clin. D.ivl, Jowipli McChcaucy, Secretary. W. M, CAA1P 773 VV. 0. Meet every ccoml and fourth Weihica- uay evening 111 jiickiicr'a nan. Vliltliig member nlwny welcome. I. II. Aiinon, C. C. W. K. & Swcngcl, Clerk. "Mary's man." "Oh, yea; his Intentions nro oil rlKht, but he divsu't know the battlnt; aver- nue of tho Inidlnn ball players," joiich uvery tlmo I make up mind I find I haven't tho nerve. my trnlu better than over before. THE COUWED KINGDOM, tho trip onco oach way dally ulnco, I act? thim uavliiK his master 10 contB car How miicli better it would be to r.tro and tho two friends onjoy each take defeat in u philosophical man- othors prownco durliiK tho day. tier? A timely lesson might lie Tho doK Is a wlso ono it tho story t.tkcti from Uryan in tliis resiect. Is truo and If It Isn't trim It Is n The world admires n l'ockI loser. Don't Siv tha Stonaa. He trlcl 10 kill tno bird with but One atone unJ alsha today To think. llh atonea ao plentiful, He let both set away. Front tho rafters tu tho floor. Now tho placo Is Cobweb Kingdom, Though It used to bo a bIoio. Thero nro cobwebs on tho windows, Thuro nro cobwebs on tho door, Thero aro cobwebs hwIiibIuk, BwayliiK k'ood do story anywny, Wo nro not The duty of the legislature is plain, won ououkii ncipiainieu wun hum ami encli inemDer knows exactly street car conductor to bo able to what he should do. There can be vouch for Ida ornclty, but street no mistake in that. Will he do it? nr conductors aro i..o sailors nlwnyi Of course this view of the affair is eady to substantiate tho little bits taken by A Democrat. or History thoy pick up ou their runs .. l ...... .... . .. .1. ...1.. iW, II JUll OVV II 1V1UIU l.lllllHT UU' I r.,- r,l.-c. bworlng to tho name, Towser, wear- vm "lt,Kta Iub 11 preoccupied expresblon of coun- As is customary, we will charge If tho Cobwob KliiKdom'u ruler Wero n man discreet nnd wist Hu would havo no cobwolrtj swn)lnB, SwIiikIhk round nnd chatchlnt; files Ho would crowd his storo with buyers- lio would slmidy ndveillso! Kx, tonanco, and travelling as If Ko'nrt for card of thanks, 50c; for resolu t.i a flro, you will nt onco roidlxo tious of respect, i.oo; for notices ttmt ids most serious object In llfo ot churcli or Icnlge cntertninments, l.i to beat tho Vancouver ear to tho suppers, sociables, etc., where there I Tho lovers of mushrooms should bo very careful In ButhorluK thorn forr.. um w, vo r,Kht w,.y are charges for admission. ic ner 1 ..1 . . .. . . . " ' fiL, May Have Gone Backward. "He la too slow to catch a cold." 'Hut he has cue." "It must have overtaken him.' LaLalwffiraSfraLai 60 YEARS' EXPERIENCE -aaaaaaaaaaar Plant an ad. in The St. Johns Review and watch your business grow. Central Market! Holbrook Block. See us for the Choicest Cuts of the Dest Meats Obtainable, iradc mahhsj DESI0N8 CopvniOHTS Ac. that thoy do not muko u tulstaku and gather a specimen of tho Amanita Muscarla or "fly mushroom," H Is na poisonous as areeule nnd a most uttractlvo looking variety, Th description Is; cap four or moro In ami a clear track, CARD OF THANKS. Wo wish to express our most sin euro thanks to tho kind mid lovini, cnos uroau in nut sue, ami omiiuiis f,t,mis who ministered to us during many uriini.ni nuos irom uioou reu ml0 ,leg8 nmt aoa,h of our iiUi0 to Koldoii brown; stem long, ton, who left us Wednesday, .N'ovom nuu sieiiuor, uuiimius ui unau uiui n,.,r is y0 ,ono you may all lie bonrlns n torn frill or frliiKO cU'"" spared the sorrow, but should It com. to tho Bummlt. If ono should bo eat- hmui .... ....... moi(t ....... hls. line, but where there are 110 charges for these events, we will break the rule nnd insert them free. We make this announcement so that our good friends may understand our rule in this respect. Pointers for our Patrons. Wanted to Know. 'I think Jones Is tho most absent- minded mnu I ever knew." What bus he done now 7" "Koi-.'ot he was married." Say," spoke up a llttlo matt over In tho comer who bad uot been paying any atteutlou bcore, "how do you do timtr Anron tending a tketth and df.rrliMl.in may onleklv u?Ttilii mtr Dtilnlon frue whether &D lUTemlon U probably enlhl. tVuiruunir. llotuitrictireunadeiitUI. HANDBOOK on I'atenu lent fr. uldMt aaencr for ecuruitf ratentt. I'tteaK taken tlirouili aluuii X Co. ree tfttiM notlet, without charge, la Ibe 5CKKUIK jnnericati. Orders Filled and Pamily Trade Solicited T. P. WARD, Proprietor. A handtoraelr lltnttraied weeklr. ier 1 ourmontbi.il. flola bjaJI newtduler. JjLTtttt dr. Terms, 11 a Hicks' Almanac Mail Schedule en by mistake tuko an emetic as quickly ns possible nnd call a phy sician with luMrucllons to bring a hypodermic btIiiko with atropine sul phato. rrompt nctlon will bo neces ttnry to savo tho llfo, A short delay Is fatal. such kind, good friends. .Mr. and Mrs. W. II, Klepper. i srinno n i.i. M am K.AI and inc n, ui. fit. All samples, .tutlonery. and art W5' ........uftuu uvu, vo wniu ouu veriuau- uooilop. tu. bumtays troui 9 to lo a, ui cnt agent In this locality for the NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS. In order to Inaure a change of ad- vertlaement the copy for auch change The ladles of tho M. K. church will should reach this office not later than way we figure it. 8ALE3 AGENTS WANTED The difference between poor stock and first class stock ou a job is n small item when you coustuer the value of the job. It is the nr ce ot a sa ist.eti customer, it is ,arg08t plcturo d framo hoU80 ,n St Johns Ferry Time c d loiter to mriLt co ihmiIs lt nn n I . . i. . I ------- j - . umrirn h Yt.iinnn unnAiaocnri' iob and have a customer who will ... i.. . ., comeback, than to use the ilitnsy KQOlla "j '" ' , 7." , e (A.M.)-6mo, 7:10, ... 1 1... .1 ' sooas ana rurrnisn tne capital, " 7:50, 8yo, 0:10,9:50 lorw.uuo, 11:50. V. ina um ou want a permauent. honorable an. M-ij:jo,i:io, i:5o, 3:30, 3:10, y.So, 4:30, .,u..n..u,..u, i.i in uic ,irofltablo nosltlon wrltn n lo dav S:ioo.xo, I - I T ..... hold a baxar tho first Wednesday lu Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Please Decoaibor, remember this and savo tha printer Note the label on your paper. T . i . c!.t. . .t .r.. . . for particulars, catalogue and sample 8: nTv? Prank W, Williams Company, UU l2no, 11:50, 1:30, a:io, 1:50, 3-0, 4:10, W. Taylor SiH Chicago. 1U. IW 5:30,0:20. For 1909, ready Nov. 15, 1908. best over sont out, beautiful covers lu colors, flno portrait of Prof. Hicks In Mail arrives at St. Johns at 7:10 a. m. I colors, all tho old features and sev eral now ones In the book. The best astronomical year book and only one containing original "Hicks weather Forecasts." By mall 33c, on news stands 30c. Ono copy free with Won and Works, tho best 1, Monthly In America, Discounts on almanacs In quantities. Agonts wanted. Word and Works Pub. Co., 2201 Locust Street, St. Louis, Mo, Every citizen owes It to himself, to his fellows and tu Prof. Hicks to possess tho "Hicks' fuecasts, tho only reliable, City of St, Johns, Oregon oi'i'icitits Mor-ll. W. mice Krvurilcr A. M. Itetoll Trra tiller J. It. Tancli Altotllry-I. (, Collier liusliirer e, Andrew riiy.lclaii A. W, Vincent Chic I ol roller J. II. lllack Mfihl l-ollcc-O. I!Uicrld Councllineii at Largei A. W. DavU, C. I.. JoIiiimii, H. I.. Dotile CouiicIIiiicii I'lftt Ward: r J M liter W. W. Wlndle Council iiicii rkoinil Ward) II. C. Hunter II. w. lionlum COM MITTItKS SltreU and Dockt-W. W. Wlndle, I'. I. Miller, C. I., JoIiiimu Mcriiie II. W, llonhain, II. C. Hunter, W. W. W ludlc Water and I.IkIiI-C, I,. Johnton, A. W, DiU, II. W. Ilouhaiu rlnauce A. W. !!. II, C. Hunter, H. I loble lUilldlns and Rrounda II. C. Hunter, I'. J. Miller, C. I,. Jolumm llrollh null l-ollcr S. I,. Doble, II, W, lloiiham, W, W, Wlndle Liquor Mcenic-I J. Miller, A. W. Davli, S. I., llobie CHURCH NOriCRS. llantist church John Ilenticin. mjtor. Sunduy kchool at 10. a, in. I'reachiiiK at II a.m. 11. Y. P. U. 7 D. ui. PreachhiL' at 8 p. 111. Xetlioitut cliurcli r. I., You lie. naa. tor. Sunday school 10 a. m.: rireachiue at 1 1 a, m. and 8 p. 111. Kpworth League at 7 p. m. Holy Cross Catholic cliurcli. I'orttmoutu Station: 8:15 a, m,, low mass; 10:15 a, 111,, high mats; 7:30 p. m,, vespers and benediction. Christian church Meete cverv Sunday ill Tabernacle as follows: Sunday school at 10 a ; preaching at 11 a. m. and 8 ti, m,, and Y, P. S. C. IJ. meeting at 7 p.m. t. J.Johnson, pastor. St. Andrew's Kpiscopal Chapel, Uni versity Park Rew Vm. R. Powell. chaplain. Regular services 7:30 p, m, Sunday school at 3 p. m.; Ilible class 7 p, 111,; Leiiton services every I'riday at 10 a. in. l'.vangelical church Sunday school at 10 a. tu, Preachtiii; 11 a. m. Junior K. L. C. H. 3:30 p. m.; Senior K, L. C. K, 7 111. Preaching at 8 p. 111. Cheater P. Gates, pastor. i'lrst congregational Cliurcli G. W. Nelsou, pastor, Sunday school 10 a, in.; preaching 11 a, m. and 7:45 p, m. Y, P. S. C. I. meeting at 7 p. m. Prayer meeting Thursday at 7:30 p. ni. A seat and welcome to all. Baptist Churcli. University Park. Rev. A. It. Waltz, pastor. Regular services every Sunday morning and evening. German Uaplist church Services held each Sunday at Uaplist church as follows: huuuay scnooi 3 p. in., presetting at 3 p. m. Key, f altmeat, pastor. German Lutheran Services at 10:45 m. every Sunday morning at corner of Peninsula avenue and Kilpatrick street, University Park. All Germans of St. Johns cordially invited to attend, C, lluecmer, pastor. Christian Science Society meetings held at Chicago Rooming house. Sun- days, 11 a.m. and Wednesdays at 8 p. in. Subject: Ancient and modern necroman cy; or, Mesmerism aud hypnotism. TIME TABLE O. R. & N. Union Depot, Portland. No, 3 Chicago Special leaves 8:30 a, m. No. 4 Spokaue Flyer leaves at 7:00 p. m. No. 6 Kansas City Exp. leaves 7 mo p. ru. o. 8 Local Passenger leaves 8:00 a. ta. No. I Chicago Special arrives 8:30 p. ta. No. 3 Spokane Flyer arrives at 8:00 a. m. No. 5 Kansas City Exp, arrives 9,45 a. ta. No, 7 Local Passenger arrives 5:45 p, a,