HELL IS TOO GOOD FOFl THEM.
KEEPING CELERY.
A young lady, daughter of n re- Ono of tiio moat delicious vego-
spocted family of Nebraska, wont to I tables In tho world Is nlco, crisp col-
Omaha to study music. She was os- pry. It has n flavor different from
nodal y clftcd and at onco won nor any other OR0tubln and Is a
way to tho highest circles. Sho wan delicate as tho perfume of tho vlolot
not rich In the things of this wond, It Is ono of lha most healthful plantfl
nnd to nsslBt In thu prosecution of that grows In tho garden, too. It is
her studies, sho gavo music lessons particularly beneficial to tho nervous
Id private families. This became persons nnd should bo pnrtal.cn of
known In tho "high clrcleB" anil she liberally.
was nt onco dropped from tho visit- Ono of tho most difficult questions
Ing list nnd snubbed until sho wbb Is how to keep It fresh for tho long-
obliged to loavo her musical club, ost time. The Onrdtn Mngnzlno In
Tho humiliation nnd Injustlco worrlec' an nrtlclo by Hugh 1 arlndstcnd
tho poor girl until her renson was suys to miiko n pit similar to ono for
dethroned and sho died raving carrots, pull up tho bunches by tho
against tho cruelty that was shown roots and set them closo together
her. May bo thero Isn't n hell. Hob In tho pit. being careful to have tho
Ingorsol said thero wns not. May bo roots In touch with fresh dirt nnd
ho know bolter than his creator, sotting tho bunches upright. When
jjut If thero Is not, certainly tho ere- nil Is In place draw tho tops togother
ntor mndo a great mlstnko, for there and cover lightly with straw (o keep
Is no other place sultnblo to send tho dirt out of tho heart. Do not put
uuch pcoplo to. Tho Individual who slrnw on tho sides, but drnw tip tho
looks down upon another because dirt so Hint It will bo In contact
that other ono docs not possess with the out bide bunches nnd bo
finite so much of this wohu'h goods deep enough to prevent freezing, It
Is contemptible, to Hay the least; but Is essential that thu roots be left on
thoso who would drlvo another Insane ami remain In contact with moist
perseculo to tho death deserves earth.
nil thoy will got In I ho great day or I One of the most nuccessful garden-
judgment that Is sutcly coming upon urH wo ever knew used to make u
tho earth. trench ns deep as half tho height of
In tho swoat of thy brow Hiinlt I tho celery plant, nnd wide enough to
thou cat thy bread was tho sentence admit threo bunchpu being hot In
pronounced upon tnnn In thu begin- side by side. After ho had filled tho
bccnuBO of Ids slim nnd thoy who are trench with tho celery ho drew tho
to proud to pity thu penalty here, wll dirt up to thu plnnti until the trench
How the Mighty Have Fallen
Kd. Review: I desire to express
a few thoughts on the Senatorial
"calamity" that is now causing the
old line Republicans to weep ninny
bitter tears, and is even causing a
few of the leading newspapers of
the state to advocate that legislators
violate their sacred pledges and re
pudiate their honor as gentlemen
by voting against Chamberlain,
whom they arc in duty bound by
nil that is fair and holy to support.
The sorry predicament in which
the Republican party of the grand
old state of Oregon now finds itself
can be ascribed to no other party
than its own, however much that
once honored and respected body
may proclaim otherwise. In their
mad rage and humilition nt tiic turn
nlmirs have taken they now blame
the pitiful handful of Democrats in
this threc-to-one Republican state
who in a manner most foul defeat-
cd "the will of the people" at the
primaries. Isn t this baby twail
die of the most ridiculous kind?
The claim is that the Democrats
registered as Republicans and thus
Humor and Philosophy
By 9UNCAN M. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
As a general proposition, the man
who has something Just ns good to
offer upon the spot doesn't have to
tako It himself.
A girl athletic enough to mow the
lawn may seem nt first blush very de
sirable for n wife, but suppose sho
should command you to mow It?
The man who occasionally stays out
like "sheep in wolfs' clothing" n" "'S'" '"9 for n fertile Imnglnn.
mm o tho c cctinn of Mr. C mill her- uu" impressive maimer.
i,.:.. .r.:i.i rr rvi.,. ...., ,i.n
, .. . . , : , : Diplomacy I, the gentle art of not
. t IW IIUIIV II 11(1 I J UU II III I
puny wny was nc pusueu 10 me Rcung what you don't appear to nc-
iromr x'uhuii wns uu suuugcr quire.
witli the rank and file ot llie Re
publican party. Knowing this, ill Somo of tho biggest robbers In the
the Democrats really did "perjure" country keep a big pay roll nnd n goiv
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bo obliged to do n hereafter. It Is was filled to tho tcp of tho ground, theillhclves, how would they know ,Jcmnn,y clcrK 01 Ul Ue8K lu 1,10 or'
an honor to labor and do so cheer- thuti ho sot bonrdn up nt tho sides how to vote, us it was a tossttp
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iu , . , .,...., ...... ... ..u : : Many a well trained servant feel
HpcIi upon mo rruiiH ii mo uwor miuip nailing mom so mo wmu womu mute, i tuei is miu uiiiiiiiuui-1 cottipctcnt nnd willing to bo both con-
otliern, i nu iiiuu win coiuo whom inoi mow on ami fo iib io cxciuuu nun, iaiiiuiiiu uuu nv i I ductor nnd motormau.
tlm tiorson who will not ongngu in I tho light. Tlio li ants wood blnncli any KcmiDiicnu in uie siaic ion
Homo kind of productlvu labor will he to tho tlm of thu leaves, and ho at standstill when it comes to n poptp
ostracised from oeloty nnd looked wnys hnd tho most crisp nnd dell- Inr vote. This he has demonstrate
iiimn nu thov really arc. imrnsltus, ..0un celery wo uvor nto. Tho hoards cd fully on three different OCCn
lleo, feeding upon Inr body politic. kept tho rain out nnd thero was Ichm slotis. When he wns twice elected
Tho highest honor that can bo danger of rotting than when tho Governor did the Democrats then
imi.i n vniimr man or woman Is that dirt wns idled on tho nlniits. crowd- "thwart the will ot the people?'
ho or sho Is n ko'mI. faithful, honest I Ing tliuin close together. Of course N'ot in the slightest degree. The
vLintiiir Itnltiif t li In. tlmro Is 110 1 111 roldiT f I inn I I'M wliont Imnl fr.'or. majority of the iK-oplc wanted him
room for any groat ovil; nnd hero In Ing occurs .thero should bo straw and Governor and elected him twice to
America, where we do not havo any dirt put over the boards Biifflclent Hint office and would likely do so
There nro more silly pcoplo who nro
happy than thero nro happy pcoplo who
nrcn't silly.
pnrmdtlcal roynby m eh contempt-
(Mo fontlmontH ns th.it ('iWiintiHtrntcd
In Omnha should . j i' iioiinted by
tlm iin.K nnd nulidt all over tho
land.
MILE RECORDS ON LAND.
It will bo Interesting to cut out
to provent freezing.
Ono can In this wny buy their col
cry fresh from thu market gardener
without trimming, tnko root.i am
nil thus bo nblu lo get It cheaper and
keep It nil winter lit thu trench. To
tho lover of this delicious vegutnhlo
thu lltllu trouble- uecesHiiry to enable
him to keep It fror.h Is more tlinu
again if they hnd the opportunity.
Again when he became a candidate I
for United btotes senator the mo-
pie by their ballots declared for
liitu. Now the Republican leaders
advise the legislators to violate their
miiiihood nnd cause all honest and
fair minded people throughout the
union to point the finger of scorn
...I.. . ... ..r H it., ru. ..u mi imnl .',iintiiiiiuiii...i in- in.. ihw.i'Im ..iimiii v I nt Oregon by refusing to vote nc
IIHD ll'lUMI .1. ItlU .....v. ...t... .....,...... ..v.. wwj ...w ..,"..w. ., 7 , I , ,
cuniiiig iu me e.xpie.v-eti wisucs ui
the majority of its citieus. Is it
possible that enough debased man
hood will congregate in the capitol
building to blot the state's fair
unmef I think not.
liven if. ns the leaders assert, n
few Democrats did register ns Re
publicans in order to nominate n so-
called weak Republican, is it any
logical reason why the legislators
should become dishonorable? It
is not tierjury for a man to register
as n Republican nnd then vote for n
Democrat. It this is iicriury, how
jour own particular locality, Cam
should bo taken to have tho roots
In tho loose, fresh dirt nnd not to
crowed tho plants too lightly.
A WI8E DOG
by men, horses, mid vehicles rocently of tho celery hu will bo able to have
compiled by a writer for tho .Metro nt nil (lines, 4 utile practise will
iiolllnu. nut In a scrap hook mid not" I loll you Just how to pmpnru It for
when tho record Is broken. If tno
reduction Is continued a few yours
ouu Mill bo able In tlmo lo go n mile
beforu ho starts. It does look like
ii mllii In 27 seconds lit llllllOHt tho
limit, but hotter onglues, better truck
moro skillful onglneerH may reduce
oven Ihlit limited tlmo. (.'oiuliig out on tho cur tho other
Kloclrlu locomotive, 27 seconds, iltiy wo wuro told tho following story
I'JOIl. of tho sagacity of u dog, Ho was
Automobile, 'JS'.i seconds, i.'UO. Just a common Towser dog, but wns
Htoam locomotive, ill! seconds, lSHII. In very uffectlouutu fellow ami genial
Motor paced cycle, 1 minute 0 1-0
bpcouds, I DO I.
lllcyclo. uupneed, 1 minute ID
focoiuIh, 11)01,
Running horse, 1 minute 'yk hop-
ouds, mo.
racing horuo, I minute (15 Hucouds,
JUOC.
Tht Qrtat Dooittr.
Money innUcn tho itmro KO.
I'uta her tliroush licr paces,
Got her In condition
Fur the summer rare.
Mlcht as well, old fellow,
If you aro not nblo
To produea tho dollar,
Leixvo her In tho stable.
Money other places
I n ipeed promoter.
It Infuics oulckncM
In tho bulling motor,
dialing down tho speedway
If you Kt n puncturo
You will nnd uulto Uioful
Monty at that Juncturo.
Itunnlng for an offlco,
Money doein't Injuro
Cnmllilntci who hnvo It!
Itnthrr put In ginger.
Whether puro or tainted,
People havo n notion
That tho nlmblo dollar
Kecr the wheel In motion.
Winning; toelal honor,
Oolna after pleaiuro,
Hcore aro Indicated
Ily tho money meaaiiro.
i:alnc up tho preaiure,
HmootlilnB down tho blunder,
Kvery wny you tako It
Money help llko thunder.
I Hf4t Mlal. toriUxr llh mj tl I
rat Blir.r Hra4 a4 lUat IlMk, A
Ml U. IU.1 WU1M M MML ll.flU. UI.
THE GRAND JURY RECOMMENDS.
Tho November grand Jury recom
mended In Its leport that a .1 per
cent lovy Lu t.mdo t.i provldo for n
new Court House. It Is estimated
thnt this lovy would produce over
$700,000. Grand Juries havo suggest
cd this Improvement before, but the
November body was the first ono to
recommend n levy. Ab to making n
chnngo of Bite, on account of tho
iiolso of tho Southern Pacific trains
passing along rout-th street, this Is
without merit. Tho country already
owns tho site and tho Houthoru Pa
cific Is anxious and willing to remove
Us trains as soon ns It reasonably
can do so. A now Court llotiso
could hardly bo built nnd completed
beforo 1UI0, nnd thu extension of
tlmo granted by the Council, In case
It should bo obeyed, will remove thu
tallrond trains before tho building
could possibly bo ready for occti
pancy. As to thu stylo of building
It is well known that County Judge
Webster favors a steel framed struc
turc.
Multnomnli county needs n court
house. Tho cramped up box tho
county business Is being transacted
In Is not largo enough nnd Is lllnr
tinged. Thu country Is well nblo to
build n houso for transacting Its bus
lucss In, which would make It pos
siblo to Havo tho work done in n
moro systematic manner nnd so
that It does not tnko an age to find
n document or secure Information
which should bo obtained nt a mo
moat's notice. This mny be the fault
ef tho county officials lu part, but
tho way they nro hampered for room
tramping over each other while at
work, iIocb not nsslst them lu any
May, nor encourage them to try to dc
belter. Let us havo a new, larger,
butter arranged court houso.
NOTICE TO GKEDlTOIIti.
Proposals For Street Work
Sealed proposal) will bo received
at tho offlco of tho city recorder of
tho c tv of St. Johns. Orciron until
o'clock p. in. December 1, 1908 for tho
Improvement of EaBt iiurungton Btreoi
from tho east lino of Jersey street
to tho eact line of Kellogg Btrcct
by Bldownlklng and by lowering tho
ntrcot to sub grade and macadamizing
I tho samo without n sand hinder,
said macadam to bo twolvo Inches
deep In center of street nnd tapering
to a dentil of six Indies nt ciiuct
curb. In tho manner nrovlded by ordl
nance No. 192 nnd tho charter of said
city and In accordance with tho plans
profllo nnd specifications of tho city
engineer now on file in tno otrico or
tho city recorder.
Scparato proposals may bo made
for cither grading, macadamizing ot
Bldownlklng Included in said improvo
ment. Ench bid must bo nccompnn
led by a certified check payable to tho
mayor for n sum not less than ten per
cent of tho contract price and no old
will bo considered unless nccompnnlec.
by such check nnd unon blnnks fur
nlslied by thu city recorder for Btich
purpose.
Snld Improvement must be complct
cd on or boforo Fobrunry 1. 1009.
Tho right to reject any and all bldi
Is hereby reserved.
Tho estimated cost of said Improve
ment Is $80:i.I7
Tho prlco of rock f. o. b. nt crtiBh
will be 80 cents per yard.
Uy order of the council.
A. M E8 SON,
City Recorder.
Published In the St. Johns Review,
November 13, 20 and 27, 1008
companion uini ins master was very
fond of him. lie took him frequent
ly from his residence on I.arrabeo
street near tho Steel llrldgu to Van
couver where ho spent tho day nc-
Holding Out.
"I stippoHo your wlfo wns tickled to
death nt your mUo In salary."
"Sho will bo."
"Haven't you told boryetT"
Vn. I llinilt.lit I iv.illl.l ..nlfti mt-anlf
-I .1 1 1.1 1 I.. "I" ........I '
iiuuiii uiuw iepiimiciiii who voiwi for n couplo of weeks llrst."
lor uiinuiDcnuiii lor governor r
t -I A . I. . 1.
nun now nuoui iuo.se wuo iiciikii r..v M0av.
to elect Mayor Lane, loin Word, "doing Into the swimming rnce?"
Manning and other Democrats? "No; I am not, though I know I could
Is tills iHirjury? I guess not. I "In If I could specify which direction
( Uinuiniing ii competence. i t ,,.. f, tl... ,. in tho raco should bo won run."
"Which wny for you"
i iiiiii ti ilia ii at i vim viriiiHii w t .. aa . . .
Trotting horse,
ondH, l'J0,l.
I luliuito f.SVj Hep-
trips his master thought It was tm
expensive to pay oar faro for him
and ho put tho poor fellow off one
Man skating, '.' minutes tlti iieconds, morning and told him ho inui-t may
18'JO.
.Man running,
unds, IKS7.
Man walking,
ondH, lS'JO.
It will bo observed that tho differ
ence between tho locomotive and the
Washington than to elect him to
fill the gubernatorial chair? Did
any one feel humiliated because he
was mid is governor? Has Fulton
made such n great record that you
are so very anxious to keep him
there? I know that some liuinilt
uting tales have in desperation been living umnr
hatched and sent broadcast against
Chamberlain. Rut do you believe
them? Down in your heart you
"Well, I could bent to tho bottom."
Quarreliomt.
"What did be say theiit"
"Nothing."
"Well)"
"Wluitr
Are you going to tako that off any
HI. Limitations
husband Is such n good
I at home, .Much to bis surprise lu
I minutes I23i sec I found Towser walling his arrival at
tho Vancouver Kerry. When ho
U minutes 23 boo- I returned homo ho took tho dog on
Itliii car with him, Tho next morn
Ing ho again tiled to leave tho dog
nt homo, but when bo reached tho
automobile Is trifling. For loo miles ferry, Towser's Joyous bark was tl I feel that llic' arc tiot true Geortie
.. . ... ..... .......... l...........tli... lu I I-... ...I ...... .... ..I I. . . ' . ' . .
IIIU record ill niu niui.u. nu . n. ........ .-i mm iiimn mill KK eieii nun. "I1 I (Jliallll)Crlllill IIIUV lin'e IliS fatlltS
much better than tuai or tno nuio. iniat night Wion ho cnino Homo no but lie always did his duty.
However, Willi tho oluctlle locomo Melt Towser at tho forry lo seo If ho Let the lenders in their lnmentn
I i ii 11,1 1 Ilia ai II In lit II V lilt J I VIUtf'tlMi I tL'filll.l II ma I........ W'l..... I... ,.r.l.....l I . . .. . . . . . . .
" " ' ..... v ......... iious uiui mage jeremtaii s paieiui The Nirvt.
io snow luru.er uuphm.-""'". i mnuo iobor was on mo uoorbiep comparison time and rage, but let Jones-I suffer dreadfully from tooth
meir uuveiopiiieui i iuuiii..u..t, ., weuomo uini. in-uiry uacenaineu u,e cicctlllK body do their duty and ache and exposed nerva
while their steam brother Iuih ni- that the dog when left by IiIh master vote lis they nre instructed by the Imues-Why don't you seo n dentist!
tallied about tho l.uuc. I no Horse selected a num. for himself untl I jK-oplu. It is not the pleasautest
racing and foot racing records added beat tho Vnucouvur car across the thinn in the world to nerforut n dis-
to tho ttihlo wuro nil i.it do lu recent Peninsula Just about five minute ntireenble task, but how much bet
years. Kvldently wo breid better and every trip, nnd ho has beeu making her to do so thuti do a dishonorable
I Louise Keogan Kstnte.
.Notice Is hereby given that, mo
undersigned has been appointed the
administrator of tho estate of Louise
Keogan. deceased, by tho County
Court of tho State of Otcgon for
Multnomah County nnd bus qualified
ns such. All persons having claims
ngnluat said csttito nro Hereby noil
fled to present tho same to mo nt
III Oswego street, SI. Johns, Oregon,
with proper vouchers uuiy veruiou
within six months from the date
hereof.
Dated nnd first iiibllnhed I'll day,
November 20, mos.
Kiciinrd H. Keogan.
Win. A. Munly, Administrator.
Attorney, Co.
NOTICE.
Notlco is horoby given to tho
holdor of warrant No. 1741 for tno
Improvement of Loavltt street in tho
City of St. Johns, and that tho samo
la called In for payment at tho office
of tho city treasurer of snld city,
nnd Interest on 'tho said warrant was
stopped ou tho first day of Novem
ber, 1908,
J, B. Tnncb, City Tronsuror.
Now is the time
to visit
CALIFORNIA
When summer has
passed in these north
ern states, the sun is
only mild under the
bright blue skies of
Southern California.
Tliis is one of na
ture's happy provis
ions eternal summer
for those who cannot
endure a more severe
climate.
California has been
called the "Mecca of
the winter tourist."
Its hotels and stop
ping places tire as va
ried ns those .of nil
well regulated cities.
Visitors can nlwnys
find suitable accom
modations, congenial
companions, and va
ried, pleasing recrea
tions. SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO.
Will be glad to aupply tome
very attractive literature, dc
acrihlng in detail the many de
light of whiter lu California.
Very low round trip excursion
ticket nre on aale to California.
The rate from Portland to U
Augclc nnd return la $53.00.
Limit alx montha, allowing
atop-ovcra In cither direction.
Similar excursion rates nre in
effect to all California point.
1'or full Information, alecplng
car reservation and tickets, call
011, telegraph or write C. W.
Springer, C. T. A., Ad nnd Well
ington trceU, Portland, or
Win. McMurray, den. Pan. Agt.
Portland, Oregon
COLLIER & COLLIER
Lawyers.
Rooms In the Holbrook building.
St. Johns, Oregon,
Joseph McChcsncy, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND
SURfJEON
Day and Nleht Offlco In McCheiney Block
Phona WoodUwn 47S
ST. JOHNS, - - OREfJON
Dr. MARY MacLACHLAN
Phyalclan and Surgeon.
Office In Holhrook'a Slock.
Residence, 215 Hayes street.
Phone Scott 6995.
OSCAR DeVAUL, M. D
Office hour, 11 to 11 a. in., tos p. m.
Office I'lionc, Wcxxllawn 1141.
Ketldcncc Phone, Union 3901.
Office In t'ortiniouth Ilrlck.
J. R. VVEIMER
Transfer and Storage
We deliver your goals to and from all
parts of Portland, Vancouver, Mnuton,
Portland and Suburban Hxprcss Co.,
city dock nnd nil points accessible by
wngou. Piano and furniture moving
n sjicclatly. 109 K. llurllugtou; phone
Rlclimoml 61,
A. B. HEA1STOCK
Puncral Director and Embalmcr
I.ady Assistant.
Ilrnnch office at Cnlvcmlty Park Drug
Store, phone Woodlawn 1874.
Main office, Portland, Oregon; phone
Svllwood 71,
DANIEL O. WEBSTER,
A IJ..AI.D.
Residence, 697 Dawnou Street
OlTice, l'lltcr lllock
Uulvcrally Park, Portland, Oregon
LAUREL LODGE
No. 186 I. O. O. F.
ST. JOHNS, OKUOON '
Meet each Monday evening in Odd
l'cllow hnll, at 8:00. Visitor welcomed,
C. P. Oatca, N. O.
1. II. Ilolcomb, Secretary.
Holmes Lodge No. 101
KMOIITS OP I'VTIIIAS.
Meet cverv I'rliluv nli'lit
Sfnt 7!jo o'clock nt I.O.O.P.
hnll. Vlnitorn alway wel
come. J. II. lllack, C. C.
H. II. Ilolcomb, K. R.S.
SFM
Doric Lodge No. 132
P. nnd A. At.
Regular communica
tion on (Irttnnd third
Wcdncdaya of encli
mouth lu Odd Hollow'
hull. Visitor welcome.
S. Clin. D.ivl, Jowipli McChcaucy,
Secretary. W. M,
CAA1P 773 VV. 0.
Meet every ccoml and fourth Weihica-
uay evening 111 jiickiicr'a nan.
Vliltliig member nlwny welcome.
I. II. Aiinon, C. C.
W. K. &
Swcngcl, Clerk.
"Mary's
man."
"Oh, yea; his Intentions nro oil rlKht,
but he divsu't know the battlnt; aver-
nue of tho Inidlnn ball players,"
joiich uvery tlmo I make up
mind I find I haven't tho nerve.
my
trnlu better than over before.
THE COUWED KINGDOM,
tho trip onco oach way dally ulnco, I act?
thim uavliiK his master 10 contB car How miicli better it would be to
r.tro and tho two friends onjoy each take defeat in u philosophical man-
othors prownco durliiK tho day. tier? A timely lesson might lie
Tho doK Is a wlso ono it tho story t.tkcti from Uryan in tliis resiect.
Is truo and If It Isn't trim It Is n The world admires n l'ockI loser.
Don't Siv tha Stonaa.
He trlcl 10 kill tno bird with but
One atone unJ alsha today
To think. llh atonea ao plentiful,
He let both set away.
Front tho rafters tu tho floor.
Now tho placo Is Cobweb Kingdom,
Though It used to bo a bIoio.
Thero nro cobwebs on tho windows,
Thuro nro cobwebs on tho door,
Thero aro cobwebs hwIiibIuk, BwayliiK k'ood do story anywny, Wo nro not The duty of the legislature is plain,
won ououkii ncipiainieu wun hum ami encli inemDer knows exactly
street car conductor to bo able to what he should do. There can be
vouch for Ida ornclty, but street no mistake in that. Will he do it?
nr conductors aro i..o sailors nlwnyi Of course this view of the affair is
eady to substantiate tho little bits taken by A Democrat.
or History thoy pick up ou their runs
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iW, II JUll OVV II 1V1UIU l.lllllHT UU' I r.,- r,l.-c.
bworlng to tho name, Towser, wear- vm "lt,Kta
Iub 11 preoccupied expresblon of coun- As is customary, we will charge
If tho Cobwob KliiKdom'u ruler
Wero n man discreet nnd wist
Hu would havo no cobwolrtj swn)lnB,
SwIiikIhk round nnd chatchlnt; files
Ho would crowd his storo with
buyers-
lio would slmidy ndveillso! Kx,
tonanco, and travelling as If Ko'nrt for card of thanks, 50c; for resolu
t.i a flro, you will nt onco roidlxo tious of respect, i.oo; for notices
ttmt ids most serious object In llfo ot churcli or Icnlge cntertninments,
l.i to beat tho Vancouver ear to tho suppers, sociables, etc., where there I
Tho lovers of mushrooms should
bo very careful In ButhorluK thorn forr.. um w, vo r,Kht w,.y are charges for admission. ic ner
1 ..1 . . .. . . . " '
fiL,
May Have Gone
Backward.
"He la too slow
to catch a cold."
'Hut he has
cue."
"It must have
overtaken him.'
LaLalwffiraSfraLai
60 YEARS'
EXPERIENCE
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Plant an ad. in
The
St. Johns Review
and
watch your business
grow.
Central Market!
Holbrook Block.
See us for the Choicest Cuts of the Dest
Meats Obtainable,
iradc mahhsj
DESI0N8
CopvniOHTS Ac.
that thoy do not muko u tulstaku and
gather a specimen of tho Amanita
Muscarla or "fly mushroom," H Is
na poisonous as areeule nnd a
most uttractlvo looking variety, Th
description Is; cap four or moro In
ami a clear track,
CARD OF THANKS.
Wo wish to express our most sin
euro thanks to tho kind mid lovini,
cnos uroau in nut sue, ami omiiuiis f,t,mis who ministered to us during
many uriini.ni nuos irom uioou reu ml0 ,leg8 nmt aoa,h of our iiUi0
to Koldoii brown; stem long, ton, who left us Wednesday, .N'ovom
nuu sieiiuor, uuiimius ui unau uiui n,.,r is y0 ,ono you may all lie
bonrlns n torn frill or frliiKO cU'"" spared the sorrow, but should It com.
to tho Bummlt. If ono should bo eat- hmui .... ....... moi(t ....... hls.
line, but where there are 110 charges
for these events, we will break the
rule nnd insert them free. We
make this announcement so that
our good friends may understand
our rule in this respect.
Pointers for our Patrons.
Wanted to Know.
'I think Jones Is tho most absent-
minded mnu I ever knew."
What bus he done now 7"
"Koi-.'ot he was married."
Say," spoke up a llttlo matt over In
tho comer who bad uot been paying
any atteutlou bcore, "how do you do
timtr
Anron tending a tketth and df.rrliMl.in may
onleklv u?Ttilii mtr Dtilnlon frue whether &D
lUTemlon U probably enlhl. tVuiruunir.
llotuitrictireunadeiitUI. HANDBOOK on I'atenu
lent fr. uldMt aaencr for ecuruitf ratentt.
I'tteaK taken tlirouili aluuii X Co. ree
tfttiM notlet, without charge, la Ibe
5CKKUIK jnnericati.
Orders Filled and Pamily Trade Solicited
T. P. WARD, Proprietor.
A handtoraelr lltnttraied weeklr.
ier 1 ourmontbi.il. flola bjaJI newtduler.
JjLTtttt dr.
Terms, 11 a
Hicks' Almanac
Mail Schedule
en by mistake tuko an emetic as
quickly ns possible nnd call a phy
sician with luMrucllons to bring a
hypodermic btIiiko with atropine sul
phato. rrompt nctlon will bo neces
ttnry to savo tho llfo, A short delay
Is fatal.
such kind, good friends.
.Mr. and Mrs. W. II, Klepper.
i
srinno n i.i. M am K.AI and inc n, ui.
fit. All samples, .tutlonery. and art W5'
........uftuu uvu, vo wniu ouu veriuau- uooilop. tu. bumtays troui 9 to lo a, ui
cnt agent In this locality for the
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.
In order to Inaure a change of ad-
vertlaement the copy for auch change
The ladles of tho M. K. church will should reach this office not later than way we figure it.
8ALE3 AGENTS WANTED
The difference between poor
stock and first class stock ou a job
is n small item when you coustuer
the value of the job. It is the
nr ce ot a sa ist.eti customer, it is ,arg08t plcturo d framo hoU80 ,n St Johns Ferry Time c d
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oi'i'icitits
Mor-ll. W. mice
Krvurilcr A. M. Itetoll
Trra tiller J. It. Tancli
Altotllry-I. (, Collier
liusliirer e, Andrew
riiy.lclaii A. W, Vincent
Chic I ol roller J. II. lllack
Mfihl l-ollcc-O. I!Uicrld
Councllineii at Largei
A. W. DavU, C. I.. JoIiiimii, H. I.. Dotile
CouiicIIiiicii I'lftt Ward:
r J M liter W. W. Wlndle
Council iiicii rkoinil Ward)
II. C. Hunter II. w. lionlum
COM MITTItKS
SltreU and Dockt-W. W. Wlndle, I'. I.
Miller, C. I., JoIiiimu
Mcriiie II. W, llonhain, II. C. Hunter,
W. W. W ludlc
Water and I.IkIiI-C, I,. Johnton, A. W,
DiU, II. W. Ilouhaiu
rlnauce A. W. !!. II, C. Hunter, H.
I loble
lUilldlns and Rrounda II. C. Hunter, I'.
J. Miller, C. I,. Jolumm
llrollh null l-ollcr S. I,. Doble, II, W,
lloiiham, W, W, Wlndle
Liquor Mcenic-I J. Miller, A. W. Davli,
S. I., llobie
CHURCH NOriCRS.
llantist church John Ilenticin. mjtor.
Sunduy kchool at 10. a, in. I'reachiiiK at
II a.m. 11. Y. P. U. 7 D. ui. PreachhiL'
at 8 p. 111.
Xetlioitut cliurcli r. I., You lie. naa.
tor. Sunday school 10 a. m.: rireachiue
at 1 1 a, m. and 8 p. 111. Kpworth League
at 7 p. m.
Holy Cross Catholic cliurcli. I'orttmoutu
Station: 8:15 a, m,, low mass; 10:15 a, 111,,
high mats; 7:30 p. m,, vespers and benediction.
Christian church Meete cverv Sunday
ill Tabernacle as follows: Sunday school
at 10 a ; preaching at 11 a. m. and 8
ti, m,, and Y, P. S. C. IJ. meeting at 7 p.m.
t. J.Johnson, pastor.
St. Andrew's Kpiscopal Chapel, Uni
versity Park Rew Vm. R. Powell.
chaplain. Regular services 7:30 p, m,
Sunday school at 3 p. m.; Ilible class 7 p,
111,; Leiiton services every I'riday at 10
a. in.
l'.vangelical church Sunday school at
10 a. tu, Preachtiii; 11 a. m. Junior K.
L. C. H. 3:30 p. m.; Senior K, L. C. K, 7
111. Preaching at 8 p. 111. Cheater P.
Gates, pastor.
i'lrst congregational Cliurcli G. W.
Nelsou, pastor, Sunday school 10 a,
in.; preaching 11 a, m. and 7:45 p, m.
Y, P. S. C. I. meeting at 7 p. m. Prayer
meeting Thursday at 7:30 p. ni. A seat
and welcome to all.
Baptist Churcli. University Park. Rev.
A. It. Waltz, pastor. Regular services
every Sunday morning and evening.
German Uaplist church Services held
each Sunday at Uaplist church as follows:
huuuay scnooi 3 p. in., presetting at 3 p.
m. Key, f altmeat, pastor.
German Lutheran Services at 10:45
m. every Sunday morning at corner of
Peninsula avenue and Kilpatrick street,
University Park. All Germans of St.
Johns cordially invited to attend, C,
lluecmer, pastor.
Christian Science Society meetings
held at Chicago Rooming house. Sun-
days, 11 a.m. and Wednesdays at 8 p. in.
Subject: Ancient and modern necroman
cy; or, Mesmerism aud hypnotism.
TIME TABLE O. R. & N.
Union Depot, Portland.
No, 3 Chicago Special leaves 8:30 a, m.
No. 4 Spokaue Flyer leaves at 7:00 p. m.
No. 6 Kansas City Exp. leaves 7 mo p. ru.
o. 8 Local Passenger leaves 8:00 a. ta.
No. I Chicago Special arrives 8:30 p. ta.
No. 3 Spokane Flyer arrives at 8:00 a. m.
No. 5 Kansas City Exp, arrives 9,45 a. ta.
No, 7 Local Passenger arrives 5:45 p, a,