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0 Humor and Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH PERT PARAGRAPHS. l'ou never cnu tell. I'orlunu may Imvo II In for yon, nnd tlicii ngnln suo may be lying In unit for your enemies. Cheer up. Hunger Is nn excellent thing to make you clmngo your wny of thlnklng-niid pomotlmes your wny of doing. Women don't hnvo to Kwonr to nhow how mnd tliey nre. Thuro nro other ways. Fortune favors tho mnii with n utrong nnn ami n hard list lr ho has n dispo sition to tiso tliom. It Is not ti crime to ho nn egotist, but It Is exceedingly bad tnsto to let others discover It. Thoro nro too many pcoplo In this world who hold to tho theory that ono good turn deserves (on others. Don't Jump nt conclusions. You mny frighten them. When n woman really gets n bargain ultu Hpends twlco what oho unvcd cele brating. Quantity Counti. In bnnillim out n compliment To liolp ynu turn n I rick, Oh, nevtr lio nfrnld Hint yuu Will Iny It on too tlilckl Tlio willing miljjwjt, man or itmlil, On whom yuu try In ncoro Will nwnllow It moot MiRurly And wnlt nrouml for moro. Uninteresting men nnd dull Of very cuminun clay Will nwrll out nuvernl Inches when You torn tliem n iHiinpiot, Tlio lady who la it brr ptlmo And In I hi en km n ipiwan Will thank yuu If yuu intlmntu That mIio In sweet atxlioii. In immIiik IIiuhihIi this vnlo of tears It hlxt you If you drop A Inrue mid fulwiiiiH ciiiiipllini'iit At iivi'ry plucn yuu niop, Tlio liir(r, too, tliu inoru results Tim rtniiury will win. It U not pnxluiillvu when You Iny It on too tliln. Don't liu tifnili to it'll n ninn llu'it preoldcnllal situ Or to it Imly Intlmntu HIioM win n beauty prlto. Tliey mny decluru It Klves tlicin pttln And riHilly In it Imro, Hut ntlrlc mound n lllllo wlitlu And tlioy will llili for mom. Lovo'a Orlohttst Drtam. lonoi-When the rich widow mar ried (lit; young fellow who told lilm ho would Imivo iiollilug to do but upend her money. IIouch-AiiiI now? Joncn-.nd now ho allows lilm Just $U it week. What Caused It. Ilnxcl-lli iisnl to wiy hIio wiim tho most graceful girl In town. What changed liU opinion? Milieu-Why, ho come upon her tin xHH'tilly whllo liu wan eating corn from tho ear. Cattir Way. ".So tho woild owiM yuu it living V" "Kum." "Why dou'l ion collect Itr "It Is much Hlinpler to hcII a gold brick occasionally." Dack Nurnbtr. Tho mnn with tliu unto ho lind a ureal mwp, Hut Iw crowml, llliu sumo nther. too IMMIII, For Hm nlrht, (Initio iruuluri's, went oft with the eliap WIki khIU.1 with u twady Utlhioii, K Clave It Away, "I nm nddcst when I itlng." "Nobody I In. teulug to you could doubt It." Trying, Nw Tack. ".UuikH W panidlug (ho fact that bo Is u woman hater." "Homo girl I luow him down" ".No; bo never got far enough along wllb ono for that. That's juxt tho trouble. Ho has tiled all other means of winning their ufiVetlons, and bu only became u woman hater us a bint re nort." Not Mko Other Qlrla. Mrs. II. My daughlcr Is very spir itual. Sho kept up her church work through till tho hot weather. Mr. I).-What kind of work? Mix. M. Sho went to tho Koaalioro niul came homo engaged to n clergy man, A Practical Interest, Hoot He seems to take a great in terest In art. Toot-1 hadn't noticed It. Hoot-Yes; he was out autoinnblllug yesterday with a model Not For the Stomach. "What do you think of all this adul terated foody "Tboro Is food for reflection In It." Mall Schedule Muil arrive nt St. Johns at 7:10 a, m. and 1:15 p. in. Leaves, at 10:30 n. in., and 4 15 . m. Office ocn week days from 6:45 u.m, to 6:10 p, tu, Sundays from 9 to to a, 111 St. Johns Ferry Time Card, Leave Jtaht Side (A. M.) 6:30, 7:10, 8:00, 9:00, 10:00, n:oo, w:ooM, P. M. i;oo, 3:00, 3:00, 4W, 4:50, 5:30, C:io, I.cuve West Side (A. Mj-Cijo, 7:35, 8:30, 9:30, 10:30, 11:30. 1'. M. 12:30, 1:30, 3:30, 3:30, 4:30, 5:10, 6:oo, 6:30. Humor ml Philosophy By DUNCAN M, SMITH HARD JO PICK. Alluring opportunities Around us llo on every aide, As plentiful n forest trees Or little fishes In the tlda. The troubla Is that wo nro not I'osscmed of vision strong enough To pick tlio winners piping hot From ones that only nro n bluff. A most pretentions mining echcino Comes ns a vision of delight And oITers us tho very crenm If wo will only tnko n lilto. Hut how tho stars can mortals rend, Although they henr Its praises sums And know It Is not of tho hrccd On which they hnvo been oftun stuns? And that Is but a sntnpto case. Wo sco nnd do not understand. Ilcforo us lies n dandy plnco On which to slnrt n peanut stand That would n splendid fortune makt, A poor Inventor tries to got Our oyo and only gels tho shako. And ono more lucky wins tho bet Thnt's Just tho trouble. At a glance Wo cannot tell which ono will win. And bo wa do not tnko ft chance, Ilut let another rako It In. Tho opportunities nro tlnro. Hut how enn mnn, shortsighted, know Which nro but hot, expanded nlr And which nro loaded with tho dougbt Shocking. "What In thu matter with your bus bnnd?" "Trj'lng to break In n now pair of shoes." "I should think his feet would bo ns'.inmed to use niicIi language." Juit Down. Tlio man who runs tho nutna down And nay they will not alny You'll II nd has never run a car In any other way. When Violet Screamtd, Mua-Vlolet made 11 frlghlful scene In the deullst'M olllco yesterday, Orino-DId sho? Nina-Yes; she had been Hitting In tho chair for neatly two hours endur ing In Hllenco tho most dreadful tor tures, when suddenly a inotisu ran across tho room. Anything Went. Tho pies that mother usml to mako Now sii'in to us nil rlKht, Ono roil ui 1 n was wo met them with A lioylah npixitlte. Provided In Advance. Heggy I wonder why Miss Ornco let 1110 do all tho talking when I rod out In her nulomoblle. Did sho nay anything about mo? Percy No. I only hoard her say Him took along nn oxtra tiro. What Caused the Quarrel, Marlou-Cuess what I 'red has prom ised to bilug 1110 tonight to wear 011 the third linger of my left hand. Myrllo-Oh, thlmblo, I suppose. Domettle Opinions. Hubby-I think only sensible women ought to ui'irry, Wlfey-WYII. you'd bo 11 bachelor If that went tho rule. His Think, llo thought ho thouuht great thoiiRhts nnd ihuuKht No other thought n thought, If others vvtr thought ho thought, They thouuht ho thouiiht ho thouiiht. PERT PARAGRAPHS. Ilenutlful poetry nmy till 11 long va cant space, but wastcbaskets nro not grateful. To bo n renlly good wife nnd mother it woman needs to bo a good guesser. When a woman takes a mnn up sharply she ought to bo considerate enough to let him down easily, Marrlago re sembles your mother's old slip per lit that It Is a great disci plines It Is moro fool ish to glvo than to receive. Not jutlsilcd with dlscovcrlL (lun ger, somo people nro bout on Introduc ing it to their friends, It Is really bard to tell how you yourself would hnvo turned out If you had been ground through tho mill that ground tho other fellow. Tho man who worries about his rep utation probably knows what he Is about. Knowing how to mako money, htuullo It and let go of It with the best re Milts Is what constitutes a valuable man. Some people would glvo much to have a nnme, nnd there are others willing to glvo n good deal to get tld of one. SALES AGENTS WANTED 53C.C0 per Meek or -100 per cent pro fit. All samples, stationery, and art i ntaloguo free. Wo want ono perman ent ageut lu this locality for the largest picture and fratuo house lu America. Kxporlouco unnecessary. Wo Instruct you how to soil our goods and furritlsh tho capital. If you want u permanent, honorable nm profitable position, write us to day for particulars, catalogue and sample I'rank W. Williams Compnuy, 1SU W. Taylor SU Chicago. 111. x w 1 amiiiiBA. IT Humor mfi Philosophy By DUNCAN M. SMITH PERT PARAGRAPHS. It Is bard for somo pcoplo to enduro success, but It Is never their own buc cess. Don't quarrel with your critic! ho can think of more menu things to say than you can. If you hnvo nnythlng to do, hire n man to do It and take things easy whllo you wnlt for your profit. Tho honeymoon comes to nn end about tho snmo time that the mnn dis covers that ho Is suro enough mar ried. Mistakes are easy to make, nnd they are educative If you tnko them In tho right spirit nnd don't find them foo costly. You can't fall unless you tnkc n chance, nnd you cnu succeed on no other terms. Don't depend upon your best friend and nuvrr mind your worst enemy. Chnticcs nro oven with nil the rest. Tho man who never knows when ho Is turned down docs not wasto any en ergy In bobbing up nnd so Is eventual ly Irresistible. Complacent. Observe Tho mnn Who knows For suro How lie Is going to vol, Who has III mind Hectirely Used And couldn't Chung)! Ills coat. For 0110 Ciieksure And satisfied Ills mato Cannot I l.i found. Although Yuu llllKllt With diligence And pa I Unco ljMik iirniiud. The storms Mliiht ratio About lit bend, Thu nriruiuvnls Jllsht lly. And candidates Who wanted Vote Mliiht tell Tho reason why, Ilut Ihul Would not Affect bis mind Nor hi conviction shake. I la feel Ho certain It Is hard For him To keep nwnks. For calm Coulvntmont And repose llo surely Take tho cake. Amputate It. "What's t h mutter?" "Just n bud dis position " "Why don't you take something for It?" Looking Ahead. "You nro looking younger, Mis Fan ny, every tiny," "I nm feeling Hut way too," "What Is tho secret?" "Just lu training for tho census Ink er." Naturally, "Drown had a close shavo last night." "Is tlytt so? How did It happen?" "Quite out of the ordinary." "Indeed!" "Yesj the nuor was sharp." Trouble In the Side 8how. Oskltled Mini You're lit partnership with that coiilldcuco man! You aro a Imrofacod fraud I Hcardcd Uidy Ho pulled your leg for a dollar, did ho? You're not half as hard as you look. All Around. "I nm going to marry nil heiress," "I congratulate you. Who ts sue)?" "I don't know." "I congratulate her." Supplied What Wa Missing. Ill language wa not polished, Ills ways were not refined. Hut he wus worth a million, 80 no ono seemed to mind. Pointers for our Patrons. The difference between noor stock and first class stock on a job is 11 small Hem when you consular the value of the job. It is the price of a satisfied customer. It is better to make 50 cents less on a job uud have a customer who will come back, than to use the flimsy stock, make the extra 50 cents and lose your customer. That is the way we figure it. jgan. Life Don't Fear Doing Too Much One of our friends handed us the following and asked us to publish it. The principles shown in the article arc of such n high order and the illustrations are so true and at this particular day and age of the world there is such n need of educa tion along that line that we arc glad to give it space in the hope that some of our young men may read and profit by it. The article is taken from the Implement and Vehicle record. "You have heard of the fellow who said: 'I am now doing all the work I am paid to do, and I'll be blessed (?) if I'll do any more.' And the man to whom he made the remark replied: 'Yes, you'll be damned all right. Your little river of progress will be dammed up.' And the young man thought he was getting even with the boss when he slighted his work.or failed in dn mnro tlinn tlint for which he ivn tvilil. I mire knew U VOUllCSter who acted as devil in a print-shop in Northern Wisconsin, ne was a dreamer. At least some folks called hint that. He had queer notions about his relations with his cm Ifo iiover could be broiiL'lit to see that there was a difference between selfishness and altruism. He contended that when he was wisely selfish he was most altruistic-. Ativlimv lie used to nav no nt- tcntion to the clock and to the lines which separated his work from the others. 'Hp tlw u-nrk that he knew needed to be done. Night after night he used to stay in the ollice until nftor midiiii'lit feed in i: the cyl inder press. He knew that in that cold country tlte HiK wouiu ue com ntul Ktlrtfv in the mornlntr and that it would take several vttluable hours to warm tip the old shack so that the paper could be printed. "The other employes culled him a fool. He smiled mid worked. He iiueil tn iinlish the nrcsses until they were shiny, and the dust that had accumulated lor years tnsap peaacd soon after he arrived. In lilm mmitlm nfter he became devil ho becninc foreman. The boss until llint ent tile fastest ri.SC ill tllC printing profession he knew any thing about. The uoy uiu me west presswork the town had ever keen. He had studied how to do that sort of thing nt night when the oth ers were down at Tommie's billiard lmii 'Pin- ratiinr went nwav and the young foreman nsked for his job. The boss saiti: -wny, you can't do that job. It is mighty im portant.' 'Haven't I done my work out here better than anyone you ever hud,' qHcrried the boy. Nine months ngo would you hove thought me capable of being fore- xnii nf tliU abnti? I made UOOd. I can make good iu this. All I ask is a trial, and surely you win give me u trial in preference to hiring n utrnnm.r " Till- linsS (lid. TllC bOV made good. He became business nmiiniriT. Ho threw tin that iob and moved tip. He has been going up ever since. Anil lie lias ueeu going up because he has always done just n little bit more than he was paid for. He hits ever tried to work for ti,.. lirwa iwtii- ivniitt! have the boss work for him were their positions reversed. He lias mane mistimes nm. iv nf them. Hut he has remem bered, with Josh Hillings, that "Snckcess tlon't consist in never mnlMiu' nn mistakes, but ill UCVer making the same one twict." He has dealt irattkiy ana iioucsuy wmi his employers and his employers have dealt with him in like manner. He is 110 prodigy, but n red-blood-cd, purposeful young man who tries to keep a good balance at the bank of Common Sense. It is certain that n tellow must do more than he gets paid for in woges if he ever is to get paid for more than lie does. If I were n book-keeper in an es tablishment it seems to me that my aim would be to be the best book keeper in that establishment, and I would not neglect any opportun ity of learning so much about the business iu general that when old nnnnrtmiitv came knocking at the door I would be ready for it. Too 1 1 many young men nrecnugm m uwi U'lltMl Miss Onnortunitv knocks, and of course they are not ready to serve on tlte reception committee. It is real fun to serve on that com mittee.but the fellow who serves will never lie heard savinc. "I am doing now all the work I am paid to do, and I'll be dumued if I'll do any more." Birth Record for October. The following births were re ported for October: October 3, to Mr. and Mrs. V. Davis, u son. October 6, to Mr. and Mrs. W. Swanson, a daughter. October. 8, to Mr. ami Mrs Marquart, a daughter. October 11, to Mr. and Mrs. P. H. R. M. I. Sletiel. a son. j October 12, to Mr. and Mrs. Otis I Drown, a daughter. October 16, to Mr. ami Mrs. C. C. llardwell, a son. October 19, to Mr. ami Mrs. i. S. Wright, a son. Same date, to Mr. and Mrs. V. H, Klepper, two sons October 23, to Mr. and Mrs. James Riggs, a daughter. October 28, to Mr. and Mrs. James Kennedy, a daughter. A total of six sons and five daughters. We do not allow any printer ot put out nicer work thau we do and we put the best stock into our jobs Bank Conveniences Some people conceive the idea that banks are only for persons of wealth or eugnged in large business transactions. This impression how ever, is being rapidly dispelled, and iu the most progressive American communities nearly everybody is a bank patron. Those who have no incon c beyond their moderate daily earnings, and whose business trans actions arc limited to the purchases of supplies from grocers, clothiers, and other tradesman, find it greatly to their advantage to pay every thing by check. These checks tire finally returned by the bank, und each one is an indisputable receipt for the account in which it was giv en as payment. As soon ns a young man begins to earn money of his own he should deposit his wages in the bank, and pay his expenses by check. It enables him to keep strict ac count of his funds, gives him a re ceipt for every 'dollar paid out, maintains till his financial affairs on a business basis, and gains him the lespeel of till with whom, he deals. The very fact of his having ti bank account brings him into favorubh regard nnd often results in his fie lection to fill 11 higher position whet there is a good business opening in his locality. One may open ti bank account simply as a matter of convenience tu handling his personal ttttuis, ami without serious intention of making it a "suvitms" account. et he will usuallv find that the balance to his credit is steadily growing, and lie will soon take pride in governing his affairs in such it careful and business like way that his sntplus will continue to grow at an increas imr rate. Another advantage of keeping a bank account and tuviug by check instead of with the actual cash is the avoidance of loss by accident, theft, and errors in making change. It also stops the leak of small change being constantly "dribbled out" in needless expenditures. Hank your money as fast as yon get it with your local Dank, ray iy check. You will be nt a great dis advantage unless you do business as the rest of the world docs it. Ninety percent of the business iu the United States is done wllit uaiiK checks. DREAD AND DOOZE. Under tho above bond tho ToIoKrnn of tho Gth has an cdltornl which wo glvo In full: "Commenting upon thu distressing fact of Iti.uuO hungry school children In lis own city, f000 of whom nro -aid to bo starving, thu Chicago Itocord-llernld Is hopeless ns to n remedy. Thai thu thing to bo done is to reed thu children, is cleai oiiuiikIi: but whoso duty Is It? How may that duty bo best performed? Can It bo lognlly undertaken by tho Hoard of IMucntlonT Is It lint prop el Iv within tho province of orgaulxed charity, tho churches uud tho social settlements? "Tlieso questions Indicate tho luring nnd casting about for tho correction or it condition which Is a smirch upon American reputation. Thcro Is painful appreciation or the need for something to bo dotio; but a singular failure to recognise und o strike nt tho ono institution that is rosponsioio for (ho greater per centage of this painful destitution I ho saloon. It 8 by no menus to bo nsaoriod Hint tho saloon Is nltogothor respons- I bio for ovory hungry uud starving child lit vlucngo. or In nny other city. Hut argument establishing tho cicaauro or saloon responsibility for destitution or .a sort would bo wnstu upon observant men who uro faniii.ar with what Is going 011 about them. Tho respon8lo....y la cloar enough to muko It n caso of booze vorsiiB bread; with booo tho winner anil starving ch Id re 11 tho result. Thcro Is p.ubnLly enough moiioy spout over tho Chicago burs which cater tho poorer classes of that city during a single month, to feed to re tilotlon every hungry schooluoy nnd schoolgirl In that city for tho entire year, And, tignin, us nnother fact ot practical Import, u Is no. nlouo tho hunger caused by tho divorslou of this money Into thu boogo channel which counts for Mis whoicsnlo suf fering: ft Is tho Incapacity to earn and provide, which tho boozo Itself creates, that Is nu equal if not a greater factor In thoproblein. This proulem of tho unfed children of tho city is largely solved when tho sa loon door Is closed," Wanted. To exchange Hood River land for St. Johns property. Inquire at this office, 34tf Proposals For Street Work cni..1 i.Mn1i fMl tin rrrotvftl nt QVUlttl vvf--. use. - ------- - the ofTicc of tlfe city recorder of the city of St. Johns, Oregon, until 4 o'clock 1". at. on tne 17111 nay 01 uv., iy.o, mi improvement of Tacoinn street from the west line of Jersey street to the cast n......r ti,,...d eii.ni t,i t1;irlm Kntne to subgrade m shown by profile thereof, ....1 1 In, !tinf full width from (Mill IIIUWlHIIIH.I..f, Jersey street to Ivanhoe street, nnd n . . . ..... In MNII ID leel wuie irom ivhuiiw: mi" " ItnyM Sired. Bald iniiruvenit:iiv made at provided by resolution dated l' I.-- nu.1 iiinrfiilmii mid tuiHi'iiiMi-i ii, v"n?! T. ns provided by Ordinance 19,0! the city ot at, jonns. aiso 10 my ii feet wide on south side of a dd street ex tending back from Jersey street to cen ter ot 1110CK y), jnmcs jiimi nuuiuiin. 1-..1.I 1 ,..1,1 Li In. ilntin III nr- Olllll llllUU mivii, v - - cordance to the plans, profile and specifications of the city engineer, now on mo in me omcc 01 uk tj iv lUIIll'l. Knch bid must be accompanied by cer tified check payable to the mayor for a . a .IT - .....a ..t si... MUM llul im man iu ih-tcuiu m uiu . ' l.i I .. Ml t... .... 9llll HUfc ivm ....... J"-" .. - , tract price, nnd no bid will be consider ...1 ...A ,..-t..,1 It. MiiMt rlirel:. 1:11 111111:0 iin.u.,i.v, j 1 nnd tiixni blanks furnished by the city Said Improvement must be completed on or before January i, trvj. The rights to reject nny nnd all bids Is licrcov rcscrveu. Tliectliiialc cost of mid Improvement Isf8i8.57. i .-m.1,,.,1 mik fur tills titirtxise will be furnished nt the crusher at the rate of So cents jut vii rd. lly order or the city council. A. M. HSSON. City Recorder. Published in the St. Johns Review Oct. 311, ov. u nun 1, iyj. Now is the time to visit CALIFORNIA When summer lias passed iu these north ern states, the sun is only mild under the bright blue skies of Southern California. This is one of na ture's happy provis ions eternal summer for those who cannot endure n more severe climntc. California lias been called the "Mecca of the winter lottrist." Its hotels nnd stop ping places are ns va ried us those of all well regulated cities. Visitors can always find suitable accom modations, congenial companions, and va ried, pleasing recrea tions. SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO, Will be glad to supply some very attractive literature, tie- terming in ucinii 111c mini nc- lights of winter ill California. Very low round trip excursion , ticket are on sale to California. . ; The rate from I'ortlund to Is Angeles and return is &3( 1 Limit six months, allowing stop-overs in cither direction, 1 ' Similar excursion rates arc In ; effect to all California iluU, J l'or full Information, sleeping car rcdcrvatious and tickets, call on, telegraph or write C. Springer, C. T. A., yl and Wash ingtoii streets, Portland, or Wm. McMurrny, tlcn. Pan. Ast. Portland, Oregon Plant an ad. in The St. Johns Review and watch your business grow. SUMA10NS. IX TIIK CIRCUIT COl'KT Of TIIK STATU Of OKIilltl.N . I'lIK lUI'S I I UP JIV'I, I iMIJIAII. Mary It. Scott, l'Ulnllff I Vs. SUMMONS. Atvati Scott, IWemlaut I To All-all Scott, the glxne named dtfcmlauli In the name ol the state ot Oresou ou are hereby required to appeal ami answer the com- i.ulni filr.l iiL-alii.t ou ill the abote entitled codtt ami suit ilhlu tlx Hecks Irom the date oi of the Art publication ol this summons, to it. Friday, the ami day ol October, l, and it you (ail to o appear or antuer or otherwise plead In the said suit, the plalntilf will apply to the aboe entitled court lor the relief praed (or iu plain. tla'a couiptalut tiled lu the above named tint, to it. for a decree dtuolviug the bonds ol matri mony now and heretofore cxWtiui; bctuccu the plaintiff and ourclf.and absolutely divorcing itiaintlft from vou and for the care and cutodv of the minor child ot plalutio and jourxll, to m Its l.loyd Scott, and lor such other and lurthcr relief as to the court may keem equitable. This ummous is nublUhed pursuant to an or der ot the Hou, C V Cantcnhcin, Judse ol the above named court made In opcu court In this cause on the 30th day of September. iojS, which order prescribes that this summons be published Inihiht lnhn Uevlrw" once each week lor a period ot not tess thau six cousccutivc.wccks. The first publication of this sum mom was on the jnd day ol October. ana ine iai punncaiion thereof wltl be ou the rjth day o( November. 11. u. .iili.ir.K, . ... 1 -1 .. i . m.WlilK) IW, I MIUUUi NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS. lit order to Insure a change of ad vertlsement the copy for such, change should reach this office not later than Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Please remember this and sava the printer COLLIER & COLLIER Lawyers. Rooms in the Holbroolc building. St. Johns, Oregon. Joseph McChesney, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SUROUON Day and Night Office In McChesney Dlock I'hons Woodlswn 475 ST. JOHNS, - urkuun Dr. MARY MacLACHLAN Physician and Surgeon. OfTicc lu Holbrook's lllock. Kesldence, 315 Hayes street, l'lione Scott 6995. OSCAR DeVAUL, M. D Office hours, tlloiin.nl., 1 to 3 p.m. Office l'lione, Wooillnwii mi. kesldence Phone, Union S901. Office In l'ottsmoutli Prick. J. R. VVEIAER Transfer and Storage We deliver your coods to nnd from nil part of Portland, Vnncouvcr, Mnnton, Portland nnd Suburban lixpre.M Co., cltvdock nnd all jyoluts accessible by Wilson. Piano and furnlturo moving u specialty. 109 15. llurlliiKtoni phone Klclimond 61. A. B. HEMSTOCK Funeral Director and Embalntcr I.ndy Assistant. Ilrnncli ofTicc nt University Park Drug store, phonoAVoodlnwn 1874. Main oflicc, Pottiaud, Oregon; phone Scllwood 71. ilP1 LAUREL LODGE No. 186 I. 0. 0. F. ST. JOHNS. OKHUON Meets each Monday evening lit Odd fellows hall, ut 8:00. Visitors welcomed. C. P. dates, N. O. H. II, Hulcouib, Secretary. Holmes Lodge No. 101 KNIIIIITS 01' I'VIIIIAS. Meets every l'riday nli;ht rQai 7:30 i ckick ni i.u.u.r. J 111 11. hall. Visiturs always wel come. I. II. black. C. C. I!. II. Ilolcomb, IC R.S. Doric I.oiIkc No. 132 l:. ntul A. M. Regular communica tions on first ami third Wednesdays of one It mouth lu Odd l'.'llows' ball. Visitors welcomo. S. Clin. 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W. Davis, H, I.. Doble CHURCH NOTICHS. Ilaptist church John Uciittein, pastor. Sunday bcliool at 10 a, in. Preaching at II a. in. II, Y, P, U, 7 p. tn, PrcachiiiK nt S p. tu. Methodist church P. h. Young, pas tor, Sunday school 10 a, 111,; preaching at 1 1 a. in. nnd 8 p. 111, Kpworth League at 7 p. tn. Holy Cross Catholic church, Portsmouth Station: 8115 a, tu., low mass; 10:15 a.m., high mass; 7:30 p, tu,, vespers and bene diction. Christian church Meets every Sunday iuTubcruacle ns follows: Sunday school at 10 a, tu,; preaching ut 11 a. iu, and 8 11. in., and Y. P. S. C, 15. meeting ut 7 p. tu, K. J. Johnson, pastor. St. Andrew's Kpiscopal Chapel, Uni versity Park Hev, Wm. R. Powell, chaplain. Regular services 7:30 p. tn. Sunday ochool ut 3 p. to.; Ilible class 7 p. tu,; I.enton services every l'riday at 10 a. tu. Evangelical church Sunday school at 10 a. ut. Preaching 1 1 u. tu. Junior K. I.. C. H. 3:30 p. in.j Senior K. h. C. Ii. 7 p. in, Preachiug at 8 p. in. Chester P. Gates, pastor. Pirst Congregational Church C, W. Nelson, pastor. Sunday school 10 a, ut.; preaching 11 a. ui. and 7:4s p. ni. Y. P. S. C. Ii, meeting at 7 p. tn. Prayer meeting Thursday at 7:30 p. m. A seat and welcome to all, Ilaptist Church, University Park. Rev. A. II. Waltz, pastor. Regular services every Sunday morning and evening. German Ilaptist church Services held each Sunday at baptist church as follows: Sunday school 3 p. in., preaching at 3 p. tu. Rev. l'altmcat, pastor. Geruian Lutheran Services at 10:45 a. ui. every Sunday morning at corner of Peninsula avenue ami Niipatrictc street, University Park. AH Germans of St. Johns cordially invited to attend. C. liubcliler, pastor. Christian Scieuce Society meetings held at Chicago Rooming house, Sun days and Wednesdays at 8 p. tu. TIME TABLE 0. ft. & N. Union Depot. Portland. No. 3 Chicago Special leaves 8:30 a. ni. No. 4 Spokane I'iyer leaves at 7x10 p. tu. ivu, a xvuusas .it a.., tvaiu . ui. No. 8 Local Passenger leaves 8:00 a. in. No. 1 CbicaL'O Snccial arrives 8:30 o. in. No. 3 Spokane Frj-er arrive at 8o a. tn. No. 5 Kansas City Exp. arrives 9,45 a. tn. No. 7 Local Passeuger arrives 545 p. m,