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Humor and Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
l'ou never cnu tell. I'orlunu may
Imvo II In for yon, nnd tlicii ngnln suo
may be lying In unit for your enemies.
Cheer up.
Hunger Is nn excellent thing to make
you clmngo your wny of thlnklng-niid
pomotlmes your wny of doing.
Women don't hnvo to Kwonr to nhow
how mnd tliey nre. Thuro nro other
ways.
Fortune favors tho mnii with n utrong
nnn ami n hard list lr ho has n dispo
sition to tiso tliom.
It Is not ti crime to ho nn egotist, but
It Is exceedingly bad tnsto to let others
discover It.
Thoro nro too many pcoplo In this
world who hold to tho theory that ono
good turn deserves (on others.
Don't Jump nt conclusions. You mny
frighten them.
When n woman really gets n bargain
ultu Hpends twlco what oho unvcd cele
brating. Quantity Counti.
In bnnillim out n compliment
To liolp ynu turn n I rick,
Oh, nevtr lio nfrnld Hint yuu
Will Iny It on too tlilckl
Tlio willing miljjwjt, man or itmlil,
On whom yuu try In ncoro
Will nwnllow It moot MiRurly
And wnlt nrouml for moro.
Uninteresting men nnd dull
Of very cuminun clay
Will nwrll out nuvernl Inches when
You torn tliem n iHiinpiot,
Tlio lady who la it brr ptlmo
And In I hi en km n ipiwan
Will thank yuu If yuu intlmntu
That mIio In sweet atxlioii.
In immIiik IIiuhihIi this vnlo of tears
It hlxt you If you drop
A Inrue mid fulwiiiiH ciiiiipllini'iit
At iivi'ry plucn yuu niop,
Tlio liir(r, too, tliu inoru results
Tim rtniiury will win.
It U not pnxluiillvu when
You Iny It on too tliln.
Don't liu tifnili to it'll n ninn
llu'it preoldcnllal situ
Or to it Imly Intlmntu
HIioM win n beauty prlto.
Tliey mny decluru It Klves tlicin pttln
And riHilly In it Imro,
Hut ntlrlc mound n lllllo wlitlu
And tlioy will llili for mom.
Lovo'a Orlohttst Drtam.
lonoi-When the rich widow mar
ried (lit; young fellow who told lilm ho
would Imivo iiollilug to do but upend
her money.
IIouch-AiiiI now?
Joncn-.nd now ho allows lilm Just
$U it week.
What Caused It.
Ilnxcl-lli iisnl to wiy hIio wiim tho
most graceful girl In town. What
changed liU opinion?
Milieu-Why, ho come upon her tin
xHH'tilly whllo liu wan eating corn
from tho ear.
Cattir Way.
".So tho woild owiM yuu it living V"
"Kum."
"Why dou'l ion collect Itr
"It Is much Hlinpler to hcII a gold
brick occasionally."
Dack Nurnbtr.
Tho mnn with tliu unto ho lind a ureal
mwp,
Hut Iw crowml, llliu sumo nther. too
IMMIII,
For Hm nlrht, (Initio iruuluri's, went oft
with the eliap
WIki khIU.1 with u twady Utlhioii,
K
Clave It
Away,
"I nm nddcst
when I itlng."
"Nobody I In.
teulug to you
could doubt It."
Trying, Nw Tack.
".UuikH W panidlug (ho fact that bo
Is u woman hater."
"Homo girl I luow him down"
".No; bo never got far enough along
wllb ono for that. That's juxt tho
trouble. Ho has tiled all other means
of winning their ufiVetlons, and bu only
became u woman hater us a bint re
nort." Not Mko Other Qlrla.
Mrs. II. My daughlcr Is very spir
itual. Sho kept up her church work
through till tho hot weather.
Mr. I).-What kind of work?
Mix. M. Sho went to tho Koaalioro
niul came homo engaged to n clergy
man, A Practical Interest,
Hoot He seems to take a great in
terest In art.
Toot-1 hadn't noticed It.
Hoot-Yes; he was out autoinnblllug
yesterday with a model
Not For the Stomach.
"What do you think of all this adul
terated foody
"Tboro Is food for reflection In It."
Mall Schedule
Muil arrive nt St. Johns at 7:10 a, m.
and 1:15 p. in.
Leaves, at 10:30 n. in., and 4 15 . m.
Office ocn week days from 6:45 u.m,
to 6:10 p, tu, Sundays from 9 to to a, 111
St. Johns Ferry Time Card,
Leave Jtaht Side (A. M.) 6:30, 7:10,
8:00, 9:00, 10:00, n:oo, w:ooM, P. M.
i;oo, 3:00, 3:00, 4W, 4:50, 5:30, C:io,
I.cuve West Side (A. Mj-Cijo, 7:35,
8:30, 9:30, 10:30, 11:30. 1'. M. 12:30,
1:30, 3:30, 3:30, 4:30, 5:10, 6:oo, 6:30.
Humor ml Philosophy
By DUNCAN M, SMITH
HARD JO PICK.
Alluring opportunities
Around us llo on every aide,
As plentiful n forest trees
Or little fishes In the tlda.
The troubla Is that wo nro not
I'osscmed of vision strong enough
To pick tlio winners piping hot
From ones that only nro n bluff.
A most pretentions mining echcino
Comes ns a vision of delight
And oITers us tho very crenm
If wo will only tnko n lilto.
Hut how tho stars can mortals rend,
Although they henr Its praises sums
And know It Is not of tho hrccd
On which they hnvo been oftun
stuns?
And that Is but a sntnpto case.
Wo sco nnd do not understand.
Ilcforo us lies n dandy plnco
On which to slnrt n peanut stand
That would n splendid fortune makt,
A poor Inventor tries to got
Our oyo and only gels tho shako.
And ono more lucky wins tho bet
Thnt's Just tho trouble. At a glance
Wo cannot tell which ono will win.
And bo wa do not tnko ft chance,
Ilut let another rako It In.
Tho opportunities nro tlnro.
Hut how enn mnn, shortsighted,
know
Which nro but hot, expanded nlr
And which nro loaded with tho
dougbt
Shocking.
"What In thu matter with your bus
bnnd?" "Trj'lng to break In n now pair of
shoes."
"I should think his feet would bo
ns'.inmed to use niicIi language."
Juit Down.
Tlio man who runs tho nutna down
And nay they will not alny
You'll II nd has never run a car
In any other way.
When Violet Screamtd,
Mua-Vlolet made 11 frlghlful scene
In the deullst'M olllco yesterday,
Orino-DId sho?
Nina-Yes; she had been Hitting In
tho chair for neatly two hours endur
ing In Hllenco tho most dreadful tor
tures, when suddenly a inotisu ran
across tho room.
Anything Went.
Tho pies that mother usml to mako
Now sii'in to us nil rlKht,
Ono roil ui 1 n was wo met them with
A lioylah npixitlte.
Provided In Advance.
Heggy I wonder why Miss Ornco
let 1110 do all tho talking when I rod
out In her nulomoblle. Did sho nay
anything about mo?
Percy No. I only hoard her say Him
took along nn oxtra tiro.
What Caused the Quarrel,
Marlou-Cuess what I 'red has prom
ised to bilug 1110 tonight to wear 011
the third linger of my left hand.
Myrllo-Oh, thlmblo, I suppose.
Domettle Opinions.
Hubby-I think only sensible women
ought to ui'irry,
Wlfey-WYII. you'd bo 11 bachelor If
that went tho rule.
His Think,
llo thought ho thouuht great thoiiRhts
nnd ihuuKht
No other thought n thought,
If others vvtr thought ho thought,
They thouuht ho thouiiht ho thouiiht.
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
Ilenutlful poetry nmy till 11 long va
cant space, but wastcbaskets nro not
grateful.
To bo n renlly good wife nnd mother
it woman needs to bo a good guesser.
When a woman takes a mnn up
sharply she ought to bo considerate
enough to let him down easily,
Marrlago re
sembles your
mother's old slip
per lit that It Is
a great disci
plines It Is moro fool
ish to glvo than
to receive.
Not jutlsilcd with dlscovcrlL (lun
ger, somo people nro bout on Introduc
ing it to their friends,
It Is really bard to tell how you
yourself would hnvo turned out If you
had been ground through tho mill that
ground tho other fellow.
Tho man who worries about his rep
utation probably knows what he Is
about.
Knowing how to mako money, htuullo
It and let go of It with the best re
Milts Is what constitutes a valuable
man.
Some people would glvo much to
have a nnme, nnd there are others
willing to glvo n good deal to get tld
of one.
SALES AGENTS WANTED
53C.C0 per Meek or -100 per cent pro
fit. All samples, stationery, and art
i ntaloguo free. Wo want ono perman
ent ageut lu this locality for the
largest picture and fratuo house lu
America. Kxporlouco unnecessary.
Wo Instruct you how to soil our
goods and furritlsh tho capital. If
you want u permanent, honorable nm
profitable position, write us to day
for particulars, catalogue and sample
I'rank W. Williams Compnuy, 1SU
W. Taylor SU Chicago. 111.
x w 1 amiiiiBA.
IT
Humor mfi Philosophy
By DUNCAN M. SMITH
PERT PARAGRAPHS.
It Is bard for somo pcoplo to enduro
success, but It Is never their own buc
cess. Don't quarrel with your critic! ho
can think of more menu things to say
than you can.
If you hnvo nnythlng to do, hire n
man to do It and take things easy
whllo you wnlt for your profit.
Tho honeymoon comes to nn end
about tho snmo time that the mnn dis
covers that ho Is suro enough mar
ried. Mistakes are easy to make, nnd they
are educative If you tnko them In tho
right spirit nnd don't find them foo
costly.
You can't fall unless you tnkc n
chance, nnd you cnu succeed on no
other terms.
Don't depend upon your best friend
and nuvrr mind your worst enemy.
Chnticcs nro oven with nil the rest.
Tho man who never knows when ho
Is turned down docs not wasto any en
ergy In bobbing up nnd so Is eventual
ly Irresistible.
Complacent.
Observe
Tho mnn
Who knows
For suro
How lie
Is going to vol,
Who has
III mind
Hectirely Used
And couldn't
Chung)!
Ills coat.
For 0110
Ciieksure
And satisfied
Ills mato
Cannot
I l.i found.
Although
Yuu llllKllt
With diligence
And pa I Unco
ljMik iirniiud.
The storms
Mliiht ratio
About lit bend,
Thu nriruiuvnls
Jllsht lly.
And candidates
Who wanted
Vote
Mliiht tell
Tho reason why,
Ilut Ihul
Would not
Affect bis mind
Nor hi conviction shake.
I la feel
Ho certain
It Is hard
For him
To keep nwnks.
For calm
Coulvntmont
And repose
llo surely
Take tho cake.
Amputate It.
"What's t h
mutter?"
"Just n bud dis
position "
"Why don't you
take something
for It?"
Looking Ahead.
"You nro looking younger, Mis Fan
ny, every tiny,"
"I nm feeling Hut way too,"
"What Is tho secret?"
"Just lu training for tho census Ink
er." Naturally,
"Drown had a close shavo last
night."
"Is tlytt so? How did It happen?"
"Quite out of the ordinary."
"Indeed!"
"Yesj the nuor was sharp."
Trouble In the Side 8how.
Oskltled Mini You're lit partnership
with that coiilldcuco man! You aro a
Imrofacod fraud I
Hcardcd Uidy Ho pulled your leg
for a dollar, did ho? You're not half as
hard as you look.
All Around.
"I nm going to marry nil heiress,"
"I congratulate you. Who ts sue)?"
"I don't know."
"I congratulate her."
Supplied What Wa Missing.
Ill language wa not polished,
Ills ways were not refined.
Hut he wus worth a million,
80 no ono seemed to mind.
Pointers for our Patrons.
The difference between noor
stock and first class stock on a job
is 11 small Hem when you consular
the value of the job. It is the
price of a satisfied customer. It is
better to make 50 cents less on a
job uud have a customer who will
come back, than to use the flimsy
stock, make the extra 50 cents and
lose your customer. That is the
way we figure it.
jgan.
Life
Don't Fear Doing Too Much
One of our friends handed us the
following and asked us to publish
it. The principles shown in the
article arc of such n high order and
the illustrations are so true and at
this particular day and age of the
world there is such n need of educa
tion along that line that we arc
glad to give it space in the hope
that some of our young men may
read and profit by it. The article
is taken from the Implement and
Vehicle record.
"You have heard of the fellow
who said: 'I am now doing all the
work I am paid to do, and I'll be
blessed (?) if I'll do any more.'
And the man to whom he made the
remark replied: 'Yes, you'll be
damned all right. Your little river
of progress will be dammed up.'
And the young man thought he
was getting even with the boss
when he slighted his work.or failed
in dn mnro tlinn tlint for which he
ivn tvilil. I mire knew U VOUllCSter
who acted as devil in a print-shop
in Northern Wisconsin, ne was a
dreamer. At least some folks called
hint that. He had queer notions
about his relations with his cm
Ifo iiover could be broiiL'lit
to see that there was a difference
between selfishness and altruism.
He contended that when he was
wisely selfish he was most altruistic-.
Ativlimv lie used to nav no nt-
tcntion to the clock and to the lines
which separated his work from the
others.
'Hp tlw u-nrk that he knew
needed to be done. Night after
night he used to stay in the ollice
until nftor midiiii'lit feed in i: the cyl
inder press. He knew that in that
cold country tlte HiK wouiu ue com
ntul Ktlrtfv in the mornlntr and that
it would take several vttluable hours
to warm tip the old shack so that
the paper could be printed.
"The other employes culled him
a fool. He smiled mid worked. He
iiueil tn iinlish the nrcsses until
they were shiny, and the dust that
had accumulated lor years tnsap
peaacd soon after he arrived. In
lilm mmitlm nfter he became devil
ho becninc foreman. The boss
until llint ent tile fastest ri.SC ill tllC
printing profession he knew any
thing about. The uoy uiu me west
presswork the town had ever keen.
He had studied how to do that
sort of thing nt night when the oth
ers were down at Tommie's billiard
lmii 'Pin- ratiinr went nwav and
the young foreman nsked for his
job. The boss saiti: -wny, you
can't do that job. It is mighty im
portant.' 'Haven't I done my
work out here better than anyone
you ever hud,' qHcrried the boy.
Nine months ngo would you hove
thought me capable of being fore-
xnii nf tliU abnti? I made UOOd.
I can make good iu this. All I ask
is a trial, and surely you win give
me u trial in preference to hiring n
utrnnm.r " Till- linsS (lid. TllC bOV
made good. He became business
nmiiniriT. Ho threw tin that iob and
moved tip. He has been going up
ever since. Anil lie lias ueeu going
up because he has always done just
n little bit more than he was paid
for. He hits ever tried to work for
ti,.. lirwa iwtii- ivniitt! have the boss
work for him were their positions
reversed. He lias mane mistimes
nm. iv nf them. Hut he has remem
bered, with Josh Hillings, that
"Snckcess tlon't consist in never
mnlMiu' nn mistakes, but ill UCVer
making the same one twict." He
has dealt irattkiy ana iioucsuy wmi
his employers and his employers
have dealt with him in like manner.
He is 110 prodigy, but n red-blood-cd,
purposeful young man who tries
to keep a good balance at the bank
of Common Sense. It is certain
that n tellow must do more than he
gets paid for in woges if he ever is
to get paid for more than lie does.
If I were n book-keeper in an es
tablishment it seems to me that my
aim would be to be the best book
keeper in that establishment, and
I would not neglect any opportun
ity of learning so much about the
business iu general that when old
nnnnrtmiitv came knocking at the
door I would be ready for it. Too
1 1
many young men nrecnugm m uwi
U'lltMl Miss Onnortunitv knocks,
and of course they are not ready to
serve on tlte reception committee.
It is real fun to serve on that com
mittee.but the fellow who serves
will never lie heard savinc. "I am
doing now all the work I am paid
to do, and I'll be dumued if I'll do
any more."
Birth Record for October.
The following births were re
ported for October:
October 3, to Mr. and Mrs.
V. Davis, u son.
October 6, to Mr. and Mrs.
W. Swanson, a daughter.
October. 8, to Mr. ami Mrs
Marquart, a daughter.
October 11, to Mr. and Mrs.
P.
H.
R.
M.
I. Sletiel. a son.
j October 12, to Mr. and Mrs. Otis
I Drown, a daughter.
October 16, to Mr. ami Mrs. C.
C. llardwell, a son.
October 19, to Mr. ami Mrs. i.
S. Wright, a son.
Same date, to Mr. and Mrs. V.
H, Klepper, two sons
October 23, to Mr. and Mrs.
James Riggs, a daughter.
October 28, to Mr. and Mrs.
James Kennedy, a daughter. A
total of six sons and five daughters.
We do not allow any printer ot
put out nicer work thau we do and
we put the best stock into our jobs
Bank Conveniences
Some people conceive the idea
that banks are only for persons of
wealth or eugnged in large business
transactions. This impression how
ever, is being rapidly dispelled, and
iu the most progressive American
communities nearly everybody is a
bank patron. Those who have no
incon c beyond their moderate daily
earnings, and whose business trans
actions arc limited to the purchases
of supplies from grocers, clothiers,
and other tradesman, find it greatly
to their advantage to pay every
thing by check. These checks tire
finally returned by the bank, und
each one is an indisputable receipt
for the account in which it was giv
en as payment.
As soon ns a young man begins
to earn money of his own he should
deposit his wages in the bank, and
pay his expenses by check.
It enables him to keep strict ac
count of his funds, gives him a re
ceipt for every 'dollar paid out,
maintains till his financial affairs on
a business basis, and gains him the
lespeel of till with whom, he deals.
The very fact of his having ti bank
account brings him into favorubh
regard nnd often results in his fie
lection to fill 11 higher position whet
there is a good business opening in
his locality.
One may open ti bank account
simply as a matter of convenience
tu handling his personal ttttuis, ami
without serious intention of making
it a "suvitms" account. et he will
usuallv find that the balance to his
credit is steadily growing, and lie
will soon take pride in governing
his affairs in such it careful and
business like way that his sntplus
will continue to grow at an increas
imr rate.
Another advantage of keeping a
bank account and tuviug by check
instead of with the actual cash is
the avoidance of loss by accident,
theft, and errors in making change.
It also stops the leak of small
change being constantly "dribbled
out" in needless expenditures.
Hank your money as fast as yon
get it with your local Dank, ray iy
check. You will be nt a great dis
advantage unless you do business
as the rest of the world docs it.
Ninety percent of the business iu
the United States is done wllit uaiiK
checks.
DREAD AND DOOZE.
Under tho above bond tho ToIoKrnn
of tho Gth has an cdltornl which wo
glvo In full:
"Commenting upon thu distressing
fact of Iti.uuO hungry school children
In lis own city, f000 of whom nro
-aid to bo starving, thu Chicago
Itocord-llernld Is hopeless ns to n
remedy. Thai thu thing to bo done
is to reed thu children, is cleai
oiiuiikIi: but whoso duty Is It? How
may that duty bo best performed?
Can It bo lognlly undertaken by tho
Hoard of IMucntlonT Is It lint prop
el Iv within tho province of orgaulxed
charity, tho churches uud tho social
settlements?
"Tlieso questions Indicate tho
luring nnd casting about for tho
correction or it condition which Is a
smirch upon American reputation.
Thcro Is painful appreciation or the
need for something to bo dotio; but
a singular failure to recognise und
o strike nt tho ono institution that
is rosponsioio for (ho greater per
centage of this painful destitution
I ho saloon.
It 8 by no menus to bo nsaoriod
Hint tho saloon Is nltogothor respons-
I bio for ovory hungry uud starving
child lit vlucngo. or In nny other
city. Hut argument establishing tho
cicaauro or saloon responsibility for
destitution or .a sort would bo
wnstu upon observant men who uro
faniii.ar with what Is going 011 about
them. Tho respon8lo....y la cloar
enough to muko It n caso of booze
vorsiiB bread; with booo tho winner
anil starving ch Id re 11 tho result.
Thcro Is p.ubnLly enough moiioy
spout over tho Chicago burs which
cater tho poorer classes of that city
during a single month, to feed to re
tilotlon every hungry schooluoy nnd
schoolgirl In that city for tho entire
year, And, tignin, us nnother fact
ot practical Import, u Is no. nlouo
tho hunger caused by tho divorslou
of this money Into thu boogo channel
which counts for Mis whoicsnlo suf
fering: ft Is tho Incapacity to earn
and provide, which tho boozo Itself
creates, that Is nu equal if not a
greater factor In thoproblein. This
proulem of tho unfed children of tho
city is largely solved when tho sa
loon door Is closed,"
Wanted.
To exchange Hood River land
for St. Johns property. Inquire at
this office, 34tf
Proposals For Street Work
cni..1 i.Mn1i fMl tin rrrotvftl nt
QVUlttl vvf--. use. - ------- -
the ofTicc of tlfe city recorder of the city
of St. Johns, Oregon, until 4 o'clock 1".
at. on tne 17111 nay 01 uv., iy.o, mi
improvement of Tacoinn street from the
west line of Jersey street to the cast
n......r ti,,...d eii.ni t,i t1;irlm Kntne to
subgrade m shown by profile thereof,
....1 1 In, !tinf full width from
(Mill IIIUWlHIIIH.I..f,
Jersey street to Ivanhoe street, nnd n
. . . ..... In
MNII ID leel wuie irom ivhuiiw: mi" "
ItnyM Sired. Bald iniiruvenit:iiv
made at provided by resolution dated
l' I.-- nu.1 iiinrfiilmii mid
tuiHi'iiiMi-i ii, v"n?! T.
ns provided by Ordinance 19,0! the city
ot at, jonns. aiso 10 my ii
feet wide on south side of a dd street ex
tending back from Jersey street to cen
ter ot 1110CK y), jnmcs jiimi nuuiuiin.
1-..1.I 1 ,..1,1 Li In. ilntin III nr-
Olllll llllUU mivii, v - -
cordance to the plans, profile and
specifications of the city engineer, now
on mo in me omcc 01 uk tj iv
lUIIll'l.
Knch bid must be accompanied by cer
tified check payable to the mayor for a
. a .IT - .....a ..t si...
MUM llul im man iu ih-tcuiu m uiu
. ' l.i I .. Ml t... ....
9llll HUfc ivm ....... J"-" .. - ,
tract price, nnd no bid will be consider
...1 ...A ,..-t..,1 It. MiiMt rlirel:.
1:11 111111:0 iin.u.,i.v, j 1
nnd tiixni blanks furnished by the city
Said Improvement must be completed
on or before January i, trvj.
The rights to reject nny nnd all bids Is
licrcov rcscrveu.
Tliectliiialc cost of mid Improvement
Isf8i8.57.
i .-m.1,,.,1 mik fur tills titirtxise will be
furnished nt the crusher at the rate of So
cents jut vii rd.
lly order or the city council.
A. M. HSSON.
City Recorder.
Published in the St. Johns Review Oct.
311, ov. u nun 1, iyj.
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to visit
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When summer lias
passed iu these north
ern states, the sun is
only mild under the
bright blue skies of
Southern California.
This is one of na
ture's happy provis
ions eternal summer
for those who cannot
endure n more severe
climntc.
California lias been
called the "Mecca of
the winter lottrist."
Its hotels nnd stop
ping places are ns va
ried us those of all
well regulated cities.
Visitors can always
find suitable accom
modations, congenial
companions, and va
ried, pleasing recrea
tions. SOUTHERN PACIFIC CO,
Will be glad to supply some
very attractive literature, tie-
terming in ucinii 111c mini nc-
lights of winter ill California.
Very low round trip excursion
, ticket are on sale to California. .
; The rate from I'ortlund to Is
Angeles and return is &3(
1 Limit six months, allowing
stop-overs in cither direction, 1
' Similar excursion rates arc In
; effect to all California iluU, J
l'or full Information, sleeping
car rcdcrvatious and tickets, call
on, telegraph or write C.
Springer, C. T. A., yl and Wash
ingtoii streets, Portland, or
Wm. McMurrny, tlcn. Pan. Ast.
Portland, Oregon
Plant an ad. in
The
St. Johns Review
and
watch your business
grow.
SUMA10NS.
IX TIIK CIRCUIT COl'KT Of TIIK STATU Of
OKIilltl.N . I'lIK lUI'S I I UP JIV'I, I iMIJIAII.
Mary It. Scott, l'Ulnllff I
Vs. SUMMONS.
Atvati Scott, IWemlaut I
To All-all Scott, the glxne named dtfcmlauli
In the name ol the state ot Oresou ou are
hereby required to appeal ami answer the com-
i.ulni filr.l iiL-alii.t ou ill the abote entitled
codtt ami suit ilhlu tlx Hecks Irom the date oi
of the Art publication ol this summons, to it.
Friday, the ami day ol October, l, and it you
(ail to o appear or antuer or otherwise plead In
the said suit, the plalntilf will apply to the aboe
entitled court lor the relief praed (or iu plain.
tla'a couiptalut tiled lu the above named tint, to
it. for a decree dtuolviug the bonds ol matri
mony now and heretofore cxWtiui; bctuccu the
plaintiff and ourclf.and absolutely divorcing
itiaintlft from vou and for the care and cutodv
of the minor child ot plalutio and jourxll, to
m Its l.loyd Scott, and lor such other and lurthcr
relief as to the court may keem equitable.
This ummous is nublUhed pursuant to an or
der ot the Hou, C V Cantcnhcin, Judse ol the
above named court made In opcu court In this
cause on the 30th day of September. iojS, which
order prescribes that this summons be published
Inihiht lnhn Uevlrw" once each week lor a
period ot not tess thau six cousccutivc.wccks.
The first publication of this sum mom was on the
jnd day ol October. ana ine iai punncaiion
thereof wltl be ou the rjth day o( November.
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m.WlilK) IW, I MIUUUi
NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS.
lit order to Insure a change of ad
vertlsement the copy for such, change
should reach this office not later than
Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Please
remember this and sava the printer
COLLIER & COLLIER
Lawyers.
Rooms in the Holbroolc building.
St. Johns, Oregon.
Joseph McChesney, M. D.
PHYSICIAN AND
SUROUON
Day and Night Office In McChesney Dlock
I'hons Woodlswn 475
ST. JOHNS, - urkuun
Dr. MARY MacLACHLAN
Physician and Surgeon.
OfTicc lu Holbrook's lllock.
Kesldence, 315 Hayes street,
l'lione Scott 6995.
OSCAR DeVAUL, M. D
Office hours, tlloiin.nl., 1 to 3 p.m.
Office l'lione, Wooillnwii mi.
kesldence Phone, Union S901.
Office In l'ottsmoutli Prick.
J. R. VVEIAER
Transfer and Storage
We deliver your coods to nnd from nil
part of Portland, Vnncouvcr, Mnnton,
Portland nnd Suburban lixpre.M Co.,
cltvdock nnd all jyoluts accessible by
Wilson. Piano and furnlturo moving
u specialty. 109 15. llurlliiKtoni phone
Klclimond 61.
A. B. HEMSTOCK
Funeral Director and Embalntcr
I.ndy Assistant.
Ilrnncli ofTicc nt University Park Drug
store, phonoAVoodlnwn 1874.
Main oflicc, Pottiaud, Oregon; phone
Scllwood 71.
ilP1 LAUREL LODGE
No. 186 I. 0. 0. F.
ST. JOHNS. OKHUON
Meets each Monday evening lit Odd
fellows hall, ut 8:00. Visitors welcomed.
C. P. dates, N. O.
H. II, Hulcouib, Secretary.
Holmes Lodge No. 101
KNIIIIITS 01' I'VIIIIAS.
Meets every l'riday nli;ht
rQai 7:30 i ckick ni i.u.u.r.
J 111 11.
hall. Visiturs always wel
come. I. II. black. C. C.
I!. II. Ilolcomb, IC
R.S.
Doric I.oiIkc No. 132
l:. ntul A. M.
Regular communica
tions on first ami third
Wednesdays of one It
mouth lu Odd l'.'llows'
ball. Visitors welcomo.
S. Clin. Davis, Joseph McChesney,
Secretary. W. M.
Central Market!
llolbrm.k lllock.
See us for the Choicest Cut of the Ileal
Meats Obtainable.
Orders Pilled and l'amlly Trade Solicited
T. P. WARD, Proprietor.
Gily of St, Johns, Oregon
Ofl'ICKKH
Mayor-It. W. mice
Krcorder A. M lm
Treasurer I. If. Tatich
Attoniry-li. 1. Collier
Hnnlneer C. Andrew
dusk-Inn A. W. Vincent
Chlel ol Police J. II. Iltack
Misht Police O, Ittheridiic
Cmiiiclluieii at Mriiei
A. V. Ilavls, C. I., Johnson. H. I IKible
Cmiiicllmcll first Ward:
I'. J. Miller W. W. Wlndle
Cuiincllmcn rWcond W'ardi
II. C. Hunter II. W. Ikinhsm
COMMITTKf.S
lilrrels and lk.ks-W. w. Wlndle, I'. J.
Miller, C. I,. Johnson
License II. W. Iloiiham. II. C. Hunter,
W. W. Wlndle
Water and I.luht-C. I,. Johnson, A. W.
Davis, II. W. Iloiiham
finance A. W. Davis, II, C. Hunter, H.
I,. Doble
llutldlnus and Orouuds II. C, Hunter, I.
J. Miller. C. I Johnson
Health and I'otlce-ti. I., llot.lt, II, W,
lion lu 111, W. W. Wlndle
I.lquor l.lccnse-P. J. Miller, A. W. Davis,
H, I.. Doble
CHURCH NOTICHS.
Ilaptist church John Uciittein, pastor.
Sunday bcliool at 10 a, in. Preaching at
II a. in. II, Y, P, U, 7 p. tn, PrcachiiiK
nt S p. tu.
Methodist church P. h. Young, pas
tor, Sunday school 10 a, 111,; preaching
at 1 1 a. in. nnd 8 p. 111, Kpworth League
at 7 p. tn.
Holy Cross Catholic church, Portsmouth
Station: 8115 a, tu., low mass; 10:15 a.m.,
high mass; 7:30 p, tu,, vespers and bene
diction. Christian church Meets every Sunday
iuTubcruacle ns follows: Sunday school
at 10 a, tu,; preaching ut 11 a. iu, and 8
11. in., and Y. P. S. C, 15. meeting ut 7 p. tu,
K. J. Johnson, pastor.
St. Andrew's Kpiscopal Chapel, Uni
versity Park Hev, Wm. R. Powell,
chaplain. Regular services 7:30 p. tn.
Sunday ochool ut 3 p. to.; Ilible class 7 p.
tu,; I.enton services every l'riday at 10
a. tu.
Evangelical church Sunday school at
10 a. ut. Preaching 1 1 u. tu. Junior K.
I.. C. H. 3:30 p. in.j Senior K. h. C. Ii. 7
p. in, Preachiug at 8 p. in. Chester P.
Gates, pastor.
Pirst Congregational Church C, W.
Nelson, pastor. Sunday school 10 a,
ut.; preaching 11 a. ui. and 7:4s p. ni.
Y. P. S. C. Ii, meeting at 7 p. tn. Prayer
meeting Thursday at 7:30 p. m. A seat
and welcome to all,
Ilaptist Church, University Park. Rev.
A. II. Waltz, pastor. Regular services
every Sunday morning and evening.
German Ilaptist church Services held
each Sunday at baptist church as follows:
Sunday school 3 p. in., preaching at 3 p.
tu. Rev. l'altmcat, pastor.
Geruian Lutheran Services at 10:45
a. ui. every Sunday morning at corner of
Peninsula avenue ami Niipatrictc street,
University Park. AH Germans of St.
Johns cordially invited to attend. C.
liubcliler, pastor.
Christian Scieuce Society meetings
held at Chicago Rooming house, Sun
days and Wednesdays at 8 p. tu.
TIME TABLE 0. ft. & N.
Union Depot. Portland.
No. 3 Chicago Special leaves 8:30 a. ni.
No. 4 Spokane I'iyer leaves at 7x10 p. tu.
ivu, a xvuusas .it a.., tvaiu . ui.
No. 8 Local Passenger leaves 8:00 a. in.
No. 1 CbicaL'O Snccial arrives 8:30 o. in.
No. 3 Spokane Frj-er arrive at 8o a. tn.
No. 5 Kansas City Exp. arrives 9,45 a. tn.
No. 7 Local Passeuger arrives 545 p. m,