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THE NEW STORE. The 15 and C Store Uargnin Counter Bargain Catchers BONHAM &. CURRIER Shoes, Gents' Furnishings, Dry Goods 107 South Jersey Street, St. Johns. PENINSULA BANK St. Johns, Oregon. Statement tit close of business December 4, toofi: Khsoumchs: Umns f 197.739.1 1 Furniture nnd fixtures. 9,976.86 Cash on hand nml due from banks 7.3Ny.&5 fioj.iiyS.6i m N the iilmvu stiuiu you will observe 11 tiny dot. Noticed it, didn't you? Now if YOU saw that I I I little .sK:ck think of how nil the test of our icudcis noticed it. Then, if you, Mr. Ilusiness mail, hud placed 1111 uttiiictivu iiiinouucuiueiit of your which, lit correct prices, in that space, you'll have some idea that it would have brought you trade, lictter try it next week. OOCXM0OOOOOOOOO0OOOOOO0ir New Bargains 50x100 Not th JciM.y Micel . 50x100 on Jersey slice! with jutty wall and alloy Quarter block, 100 feel of Kttillieo 50x100, south St. Johns, easy payments 35x100 with alley and wall on Jeisoy Micct 100x100, 6 nKiui house, fruit, fine river view 3 lots, clte in, Willaiui'tte llouleviiiil , 1 acre near car Hue and N. P. niilnud 50x100 011 Ivauhoe Mteet New 7 room house, 75x100, fruit looxioo, fine factory site, 011 niilnud ,V7 House and lot, 150x150, on Jeisoy stunt -.7J 25XUX), Jersey stioct 1,300 Ilusiness locations for 1 cut. H. G. OGDEN Review Ollice. Keep iii (ouch with the Western World, Business and Bargains by subscribing for the lonthly Investors' Guide 917 lUlinoiit Sttevl, o, M, I'Alll.K 11, 1', MI'.Kkll.l. I Faulk & Merrill Coal, liny, Grain, Flour Ground Feed, Paints, Oils ind Building Mtltiiilt Phone East 713 University Park, Oregon WOOD Htiy your wood nt the Old Reliable Peninsula Feed & Fuel Co, Coal For Sale. Green and dry slabwool. Phone Kust 297. THE I.iAiiti.iriits: Capital Stock f 95,000.00 Surplus mid undivided profits . . . 3.5.S3-" Dividends unpaid.. . 1,350.00 icjHtitH i7i'ys-i Ck5O000iX0OOCkOiXhCk0OOO0O0 This Week l,000 .I.500 400 ..'.750 a . 1 50 000 ,300 2, lOO ST. JOHNS, OKI-CON Portland, Oregon BUILT BY W.C.ADAMS CONTRACTOR and BUILDER We now havo with us a capable resilient architect, ami wo can arrange to advance money to all tlictettho dckirv to build homes. Shop Second Door West of Postoffice ST. JOHNS - - ORl-UON THE LORD MAYOR. He V a Moit Formidable Personam , the Medical World. In Day. Oon. By. it is dinki.lt at this day to re At a great entertainment given ) i7Q whut U)0 uxcitcmont must have In Hut fifteenth century by the scr- bcun bot, jn t)ie WorU at largo and goanta-at-law at Kly place, Holborn, ' B,nong the medical profession on the lord treasurer, Haron Kuthvcn, jtho discovery of ether. The late refused to rccoirnizo that ns the ; Sir Ucnjamin Hichardson in his sovereign's immediate representa tive the lord mayor was bound to lake precedence of every other sub ject within the limits of the city. Tito bold, bad baron sat stolidly thcroforo at table in "the mosthon- orablo pi mayor in: ace," whereupon tho lord stnntly withdrew, followed lithful aldermen and slier - by his faitl ill's and all the other citizens, Tho person of tho lord mayor was onco held to bo sacred and in violable, and nono dare approach his preseuco in an impudent man ner. Men havo been hanged for forcible resistance to his authority, and it is on record that 0110 lticlinrd " V iitfi..l,l I., 11... w.,.r urn u.w fhin.rn motliou had been atscovorca , 0 for tircsumfng to kneel too close to his lordship ut St. Krken wald's shrine. Mint awo inspiring still, tho lord mayor onco command' ed tho service of a merry undrew and a poet laureate, lien .lonson tiiiiifcit wus a lord mayor's laureate, and oven his su premo talent was not thought cotia to tho high duty of singing tho praises of the common council, lien must havo performed hid duties not loo graciously, for wo know that ho wrote a letter complaining of the corporation withdrawing him from their "chandlery pension for vor uico ami miiHtarii. upon witicit otter a champion of tho eily mado tho comment that the pension was "not m chandlery, for it amounted to .1.) Gs. nil,, a sum which mav at least stand comparison with whut his heen at any time allowed oilier aurcules of higher degree." It waa much more than was allowed oven to tho king's laureate in lieu Jon sons day, for until Ill.iu the pen ion was hut 100 marks without a sip of Canary. London Chronicle, Thlnos Had Altered. "Whore in tho dashing boarder who lined to lie the life of tho talilo when I was hero before, Mrs. Liver inoror" nuked an old natron, ad dressing the landlady. I married him was tho unlet reply "Indeed ! lie was one of tho tprighllicsl fellows I ever mot, al ways bubbling over with niiirits and chock full of utorios, lie's away from homo, I miimo? 1 haven't en him since I returned." "iius at homo, lie lias nover been awav." "Ileally! Where is lie then?" "There lie is at tho end of tho table." "What I That itiiot, Hubduod looking man?" "Ves, nir," wignilli'iintly. Tip In Advance. A gentleman who was in the hab it of dining regularly at a certain nwtnurant Mild to the darky waiter, "Krtmtus, instead of tipping you ovory duv I'm going to give you your tip in a lump sum at the end of tho month." "I hit's all right, ah," replied the durkv, "but I woudali if you would miiui pa) in' mo in advance?" "Well, it's rather a strango re tinoid," remarked the natron. "However, hero's a llvo dollar bill for you. 1 tsiijipooo you are in want of money, or is it that you distrust mo?" "Oil, 110, cab," smiled Krastua, flipping tho hill in his pocket, "only 1's leaving hyar today, will." -People' Homo Journal. Pretty Thick Fog. They woro routed on the eraokor barrels and soap boxes in tho vil lage grocery in an Uaklaiul county town (swapping yariii. "I tow a fog on tho Pueitle coast," Mtid one, "which was so thick that vou couldn't see a lan tern si. indies away!" Tidtaw!" Miid a native. "Hi Jink, tho carpenter, tolls of goiu' out to hlunglo a house ono foggy I wn an l.iu-1 ho boo. of :od his mis- j morniil' riuht in this tow j gun four foot out on th tho fog before ho notic take. Mado Hi terrible angry to waste an hour rippin' oil all them bhingloi." Detroit News. The fWgulsr Ft. A outloiiiaii haviiiL' advertised for a eo.tehman wis culled upon by it vtiudidato, who referred him to a ceioiiratoit physician for infornttt' , tion in regard "to his qualities. The .1 "... . ... ' 1 i . . 1 eniieniuu caiieii on tho physician, 1 who siuiitlv ttnk his nen and wrote ! on a piece of paper that his former . Hcrvant was a reliable, punctual and imhto coachiuan. Taking tho paper in hi hand and thaukiiik! tho writer for it, the man turned to leuve. I Hut tho phvsician called him bok I and iiitd, "I beg your pardon, ir, , but my terms for a consultation art guinea." Londou Ttt-BiU. E. O. MAGOON hi . Jersey htreet Phone 1'iiion 3105, Fine Line of Wines and Liquors Constantly on Hand. Finest Peer in the City on Tup. THRILLING NEWS. Maw IU ElUeavarv of EthP Exftltlrf "Vita Medica" gives an account of tho commotion which prevailed in tho medical college at Glasgow when tho news reached the physi cians of tho city. According to custom, a largo olus was sea cd n tho college thca- 'J, Wftlt'n for tho midday lecture. ! J professor, Dr. Moses Buchanan, was always scrupulously punctual, but minnta after minute went by and ho did not appear. 1'itially ho catuo, but only to say, to tho stu dents' great surprise, that thoro would bo no lccturo that day. Ho had, ho announced, a wonderful . . . 1 11 .1 . . , I)ICC0 c w 1011 1110 jaei mat I I Vi rnil ffti ti'li Jnli ail f(fi nn 1 nnnrntlnna could no performed without pain. "I am, said he, "on my way to tho Hoyal inlirmitry to tako part thcro in tho trial of tho now system, and by and by wo shall meet to icarn 11 1110 news wiucn na3 reacn- cd us is really true. If it be, this day is a red letter day In all our lives. Tho announcement created tho greatest excitement, and all the stu- dents trooped oil at onco to tho Itoyal infirmary. Thcro Professor Androw Uuehiinun, who was to per form tho operation, stepped forward and repeated tho news which had come from the Massachusetts hos pital and described tho process so far as ho know it. Tho patient was then sent for, and ho came in ipiito smilingly, rather proud of being tho lirst man in .Scotland to enjoy tho honor and good fortune of being cut without pain. 1 no usual programme followed. Ho laughed, wept and went through tho gamut of emotions produced by ether, but ho finally mink to sleep, nnd tho operation was brilliantly performed. Shtrldan'i Qrallludt. Sheridan once had occasion to call at a hainlroMor's to order a wig. On being measured the bar her, who was a liberal soul, invited tho orator to take some refresh mcnt in 1111 inner room. Hero ho regaled him with 11 bottle of port nnd showed so much hospitality that Sheridan's heart win touched. When they no from tho table and wero about veparating tho lattor. looking thu Imrher full in tho face, said, "On reflecting I don't iutond that you shall make my wig." Astonished and with a blank vis ago, the other exclaimed: "Hood heavens. Mr. .Sheridan 1 How can I havo displeased you?" "Why, look you," mild Sheridan. "you aro 1111 honest fellow, and, I repent it, you slian t make my wig, for I nover intended to pay for it. I Ita , ,, . .. UtIWMPIIIIk tutu. It WISH 11 go to ""other less worthy son witli n now importation from Fin of tho craft. -Liverpool Morcury. id nnmed Hilda nnd, remember- t Tha Oitrlch'a Mlilakt, A trained ostrich recently discon certed us exhibitor at a music hall )V contilllinllv ondcnvorinir to brnnk away from all restraint nnd to climb over tho footlights into tho orchcs ra. '1 ho widely advertised net enmo to n sudden end, and tho professor emergen iront behind tho curtain nnd apologized for tho actions of his pet in atmut these words: "I.ydies and gontlemen. Hi ham very sorry to disappoint you this hevening. no aro compelled to ccaise our hongngement until tho management hengugei a new hor- .ivei ittiitvt, 4 (tu Ut(U II V lUUIVItV I hemploycd ero 'as no 'air on top of 'is 'end, and my bird tnkea it for n hegg." London Tit-lJits. Not Only Walla Hava Ear. "Mrs. Smith looked lovely this afternoon," romarked tho woman just returned from tho pink ten. "Usually sho gets hcrsolf up liko a erenm pull or a slab of Neapolitan ice cream, but this afternoon she looked lovelv. "Was sho'm much painted as usu- al ?" asked tho girl. "Painted ?" queried tho kid of the fH,uilv. "What color?" "lied, white and blue," explained tho j;irl (iiiokly, adding; "Littlo pitcher! Ho'll bo telling her tho next time she calls." Xew ork Prow. A Salmon Story. Hero a tlsh story: sporUman or fctiinion m ono oi tno 8'ri',u"4 that n nto tho gulf of Oi r . 1; 1 - l 1; .1.;. r m 11 .reiico uiscovoreu a poi wlwro he was convinced that a prtlion ought to bo lying. A he muiJo wv through tho bushes a cas "liii'h he had wound around ' l't became loosened. As tin sportsman peered over the bank a fl.v on w Iooso c'wt gently touchtd ine waier inuneaiateiy a saitno (eizdt! Jt anJ rushed away upstream. carrying both hook and" hat Central Market! See us for the Choicest Cuts of the Hest Meat Obtainable, Order Pilled and Family Trade Solicited Ward t AlCUaVe, Fropr& I AN INDIAN EXPERIENCE. Trlala of a Girl Who Waa Captured by tha 8loux. Tho winter of 1850-57 was one long to bo remembered by the peo ple of Iowa and Minnesota for ita bitter cold weather, deep snow and violent storms, which rendered com munication between tho different settlements almost impossible. A groat many of tho settlements wero on the cxtrotno frontier and abso lutely unprotected and defenseless. It was during tliis winter that the Sioux attacked and destroyed tho family of They kille daughter, A .Mr. Howland Gardner. killed all except a yountr bbie, who was taken in to captivity, but was rescued through tho efforts of tho United States government. In "Tho Spirit Lake Massacro" she tells something of hor captivity: Whenever the Indians thought to torture mo by threatening to tako my Hfo I would merely bow my head. My tearless acquiescence and willingness to dio eeemcd to fill thorn all witli wonder. They thought it a sign 01 bravery. Soon after mv canturo ono of tho warriors, who was sittintr bv mo ono day in tho tent, thinking to test my courage or to lo amused at mv fears, took his rovolvcr from his belt and beirnn loadhir t. while ho rnvo mo to understand that 10 wou d kill mo as booh as it was loaded. I tnoroly bowed my head to sicnifv mat 1 was ready. YVhon tho revolver was nil load ed ho drew back tho hammer and held tho weapon closo to my head. 1 quietly bowed my head, cxpectinir 110 would do as lie said. Hut in stead of that ho lowered tho weapon and looked at mc ns if astonished nnd then laughed uproariously. So amused was ho that ho told his com panions of it, nnd it was 0 fnvorlto subject of conversation. Ihcso Indians wero nt n loss to know what to do with much of tho plunder thoy had tnkon. Among tho Hpoils wero iitinntitios of sodn nnd cream of tartar. Thoy interro gated mo ns to their use, nnd when I told them wo used it in mnkinir broad they wished 1110 to mnko eomo. They seemed greatly ur- pnscu nnu pleased when tliey snw tho bread "crow" durinir tho process nt baking. Although pleased with tno "growing," they wero too suspi cious of being poisoned to cat any until I hud eaten. Then they de voured it greedily. A Perambulating Pudding. A commuter who lives up the Hudson river and who is, of course, accustomed to go downtown every morning contributes 11 specimen of iMiinlih humor to tho Now York Sun. lly tho commuter's confession ho Is prono to prowl around tho re frigerator almost overy niuht nnd qutotiy dtsposo of any unconsid ered trifle that may tempt his anno- tuo without publishing tho sauto to ... ... . . . tho household nt larno. Hecontlv his wifo was discusiini! luncheon ing n pudding that they had not been nblo to finish tho (lay before. said to tho kitchen autocrat: "Do you know whero that plcco I of cold pudding is?" Ithotit a 811UI0 011 her inco Hil da answered: "Yos, ma'am. It has jjono down town l" A Slight Dltadvantagt. Sho was only ten years old, little Margaret, but there woro two younger children, nnd sho had al ready tnkon upon her shoulders eomo of tho responsibilities of Hfo, uut did not pretend to enjov them AM "Whero are Helen and Auatha?" asked a visitor, who found Marga ret sitting on tho doorstep alono ono afternoon, looking particularly sober. "They'vo gone off to havo what mother calls 'mischief and they call 'fun,' " said the solitary one. "And you didn't go with them," said tho visitor, with a hint of sym pathy in her voice. "M( 0;, 7 ,J flr6uret. f', ,,"r f Ui'3 w W ,1 " & J"fil ( un ouU'8 ComP"ion- "Oh, no," said Margaret, with a dread- any Th Pries at Dlsobsdlsnca. An Italian prince had strictly for bidden ono of his daughters to imoko, but 60 great a hold had tho habit obtained over her that she secrotly enguged in tho practice at every opportunity. One day she was indulging in n cigarette as sho reclined on a balcony attired in a dress of the lightest muslin. Sud denly her father appeared on the scene. In tho hurry to hide the evidence of her disobedienco the priucess placed her hand with the burning cigarette behind her back. Tho result was startling and tragic. Her frock was immediately in a blare, and sho was fearfully burned from head to foot, dying after suf fering intensely. J,e Wellington KNIGHT A GLQYEB, Proprietors. Fine Wines and Liquors. Family Supplies a Specialty. Holhrook Block, St. Johns, Oregon I THE JOV Of living is to have good health. Use Herbine and you will have bushels of joy. You need not be blue, fretful and have that bad taste in your mouth. Try n bottle of Herbine. a positive cure for all liver complaints. I?. Harrel, Aus tin Texas, writes: "I have used Herbine for over a year, nnd find it a fine regulator. I gladly reccoin mend it as a fine medicine for Dyspepsia." Sold by St. John's Drug Store. White House EUROPEAN HOTEL Finest rooming house in St. Johns. Urnnd new liotisennd furniture. Modem electric lighted. Hot and cold water. Hath and toilet rooms on both floors. Telephone, reading room and all the latest daily news. No extra charge for nny of the ex tru accommodations of the house. All free. Rooms from 75c per week up. Same treatment to nit wc have 110 pets or star roomers. We are out for business and are getting it. Give us a trial. Working men n specialty. Phone Scott 40(15. W. J. Galyean, Mgr. 107 Decatur street, ST. JOHNS, - OUHGON. Near Riverside Hotel. L. B. Chipman Real Estate REAL ESTATE 1500 ft 50x100, cor.; two-story brick U being vrvctcd in Mine block. Till ia splciuliil liivvotniviit, nml you had better look into It ut once. fjcoo I,ot 35x110; a cloc In liuiilulot on Jerey ttrvet. tjo I.ot joxiio. A iii'iuby residence lot; fis cah if you ImlM ut once, fjoo l.ot 30x100, 1'liie location; one- litilfciuh. 5i,ooo Lot 1 cox 100 011 Philadelphia St, W.J.PEDDICORD Notary Public. Housekeeping Apartments .Suite of two to four room, nlso iiij;K' rooms, Situated one block from Columbia I'ulverslty, near cor, of l'ik St nnd lloiilevanl. Puruished or I'ufuniUhed. A nleaaiit walk from St. Johns, Convenient to Driilc.? and mills. UNIVERSITY PARK A. W. DICKSON Woodlawn S05 THE LOUVRE! I.. RICHARDS, Prop. The Finest of Wines, Liquors and cigars. A Fine Lunch Served Kvery Day, Central Bar. Sam. Cochran, Prop. Tuos. CONPON, Mgr. Fine Wines, Liquors and Cigars. Cochrau Block, St. Johns, Oregon I NOTICE TO ADVERTISERS. In order to Insure a change of ad vertisement the copy for such change ! should reach this office not later than Wednesday, at 3 o'clock p. m. Please , remomber this and save the printer 1 AN OFFICIAL DIRECTORY L. E. STORY, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURfJEON. Day ittul Nlht Office, Rooms 7 nml 8, Ilolbrouk Mock, ST. JOHNS, ORGOON S. H. GREENE Attorncy-nt-Lnw. Office! Room 9, Hrceileli Dulld liiKi corner Third nnd W'nshlngtoti strccti, Portland, nml St. J0I1119. Phone: Pacific 209H, Kcslilence: St. Johns Joseph AlcChesney, Al. D. PHYSICIAN AND SUKUUON Day and Nlelit Office In AkChcsncy lllock i'lione WoodUwn 475 ST. JOHNS. - OKGdON DR. L. G. HOLLAND, PHYSICIAN AND SUROCON Resilience: On .Modoc Street. Phone Woodlawn 576. Office: Hoi brook llrick lllock, rooms j ami 4 Phone Knst J689. St. Johns Oregon Dr. W. E. HARTEL, DI1NTIST Crown nnd llriile Work n Sjieclalty Rooms t nml a, Ilollirook lllock, St. Johns Dr. MARY MacLACIILAN l'h)lclan and Surgeon. Residence Phone Scott .)o6.. Ollice: llollnook's New llrick lllock. Residence, St. fohn Hotel. A. W. VINCENT, AL D., iiMi:oi'Aiiiici'iivsieiN AM) SUkllCOS Ofilcc joj South Jersey street. All hetir OSCAR DeVAUL, M. D Offie tioiitu, 9 to 11 a, m., 1 103 1. 111. (Idler I'liuur, Hcult 1104. Hr.l.lctirr I'liuur. Union 31I, OrTicrln t'nUci.ltv I'rttk IImik lti. Carpenter and Contractor. lly the day or hy the oli. nnd speclliciitlons furnished 011 application. AUGUST WIMIKLM. Plans Ill Allegheny street, 1 hlocksviut of the I'rem li iiioek, St. Johns, Oregon. C. AARION SALISBURY (lrndunlc Optician Will test the eyes free of charge. Jersey Street. St. Johns, Oregon. Goodrich & Goodrich, ARCHITECTS I'ull Professional Service I'ive Per Cent. Saint Johns and Portland, Ore. N. A. GEE House Mover and Repairer Houses moved, raised nml re paired. Odd jol) of all kinds. Prompt service, reasonable charges. Ivauhoe and Ciillin street. Phone Woodlawn j86, Saint Johns Oregon F. A. LASHBAUGH 1'uel furnished, either short or long. Draylug nml team-work of every kind. Prompt service. Terms reasonable. , Corner Jersey and Catllu, ST. JOHNS LAUREL LODGE No. 186 1. 0. 0. F. ' ST. JOHNS, OKCOON I Meets each Monday evening In Odd , Pellows hall, at 8:00. VUltors welcomed. I II. S, Hewitt, N. G. 1 u. roote, hecretury. G. W. OVERSTREET, PLUMBER Ilollirook lllock, 103 South Jersey street. Phone Union 385, Saint Johns Oregon S. C. NORTON Rcl Gstnte Insurance Resident agent N. V. Noren & Co. 1 10 S. Jersey street. Phone Kast 6390. St. Johns, Oregon Bon Ton Barber Shop MANSFIKin & KAKMLKIN, First class work and clean hot towels for patrons. Hair cutting a stecialty. Agents for West Coast Laundry. Jersey street St. Johns Mail Schedule Mall arrives at St. Johns at 7:10 a. in. and 1:15 p. m. weaves at 10:20 a. ut., anil 4:45 p. m. Office open week ilavs from 6u a. m. to 6:10 p. ui. Sundays from 9 to 10 a. in o maiirarnve or depart Sunday. One Dollar will fit you' to eye classes or spec tacles. Perfect fit guaranteed. Your eyes fitted at home. Write for free booklet describing our method. Remember, the glasses we fit yoo to are worth $3.50 any where on earth. Our price, only t.OO. OUR REPAIRING derailment l moil complete. Msinipriaf tl.00. Watchcleintd Sl.OO. Send iosr work by rtfiitcrcd miU. SZSO repsiri n j witch. METZGER & CO. Ill SIXTH STKUT. POkTLASD, OU. Subscribe for The Review.