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About The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current | View Entire Issue (May 1, 1908)
A All Humors Are Impure mutt«-™ which llm akin. liver, kidney» am i oilier orguus cum ot take care of without help. l*ituple«, holla, •oaema ami other erup tion«, lo«« of appetite, that tired reelliiK, billon» turn«, dta of lndlge»tlon, dull bead- •chea and many other troublea are due to them. They are removed by H o o d ’s S a rsa p a rilla In uaual llipild form or In chocolated tablet«known u n 8a r»ata bB . lUOdosea $1. A i n i i 'l l l e . , (io n * to I lls R ew ard, Habitual Constipation , Vulcan had just put four new horse shoes on the feet of the Centaur. "Kasiest Job 1 ever did.” he »aid to the by»lantler*, “ lie stood perfectly »till, , and when I handed him the tly brush he kept the Hie» away himself.” Making a handsome discount from his tiettal price, he asked his customer to drive himself to his shop whenever he* needed any more work.—Chicago Tribune In T h l » I .ln e . CURES ; M A L A R IA T H E S W I F T S P E C I F I C C O .. A T L A N T A . G A . W h o le s o m e P ure T h ose w h o b e lie v e in q u a lity u se proper efforts,arid n^lit living generally. Toj>et its b o n c ji c i a l e f| e cts , alwijy.s buy the genuine SyruijiR^s^El i ur^SennQ C ttwiuujm turptl ^ th# C a S l r i if i t o ’P r C n o . ia F io oniy SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS law s i/e w iiy , » e ^ u iu c p riu * 00^ licit lie . r.rrtTON' — AM»yer and H OWAIID r, E. ( o.or.iAia» K pr ..mu nri* lUrl*rem««t (»o! I, Caf!xi(iut* ««a- UouaJ Lkhk I .a r s * A llr n iln n r . A aan rrd. “ Ami now, boys.' said the teacher with a mild reprimand. "1 supposs there Is no way o f getting you to at tend school In cold weather.” "Here Is one way.” spoke up the big boy In the rod Junqier. .“ And what way Is that?” “ Why, move the school hou^e oTer the lake and give us skates Instead of pent lls.” F a m ilia r The S ia n . Church— I see the public service commission has recommended side doors on the railroad cars. fiotham — And will they expect to have the words "fam ily entrance” over them?— Yonkers Statesman. F lo o r e d . l.lz lit » f I I k h e r th e .A llm o n la l P o in t of Aln I l i e i n n l l e » . Does Your H eart Beat Yes. 100,000 time3 each day. Does it send out good blood or bad blood ? You know, for good blood is good health; bad blood, bad health. And you know precisely what to take for bad blood — Ayer’s Sarsaparilla. Doctors have endorsed it for 60 years. On ti fr^qtiTTU pal»»« f>t hat! >»v*od h * ilojrri*h Hib'ft Till« prudreai Mbslipation. ^ oi ««» i » oub lu bsim r«« Hr**, th*n into tlm hitdtfi, irisit-M'l i f \r.\ g r**mov*?«l fn.rn Hid lw*djr daily »* natti’-o ftii'*>fwU*ri ti*e bow eU *«p«n with Ayer'« 1'ilU, over pil.e. All ve£*stable. Made by J. C. Ajftr Co., Lowell, A .to manufacturer* o f y HAIR VIGOR. ABLE CL BE. CHticRY HCTOEAL. A ijers $10 0 Reward, $ 10 0. A I n f i n $ e n fe n c e d . “ I am so sorry that Mrs. Brigham 1« m oving out o f the city. I »hall miss her so much.” "W ere you such good friends?” “ Oh, It isn’ t that we were so friend ly. but she has flie nicest set o f flat sil ver In the neighborhood and I used to borrow It every time 1 wanted to en tertain ” — Detroit Free Press. 1 MOORE Itu n o f l- a r k . OPEN ALL TH E Y E A R C latsop B each S easide , O reron Ilufflcn— Old fellow, you look blue are you on the wrong side o f the mar “ T uc IMreetly on f h . beach overlooking ket? *nt the ortun. Hot »alt baths and Trumbull— Market be banged! I C uff H ous : moved yesterday. The van man broke n r Sun pail -rv Electric llgbto. H rr- 15 worth o f the furniture. I lost a five- u r place and »leant heat. Fine walks n D t r c n M ” and drives, hea foods a »pec- I pound Bank o f England note, the gns u n cu u n U lty. Rate«, «¿..Viand *3.00 company held me up for double the per day. » ; ....!al rate« by the week. | P A X . J . HUOHL, P roprietor | usual deposit, and I’ ve Just been sum moned on a Jury.— London Mall. C. Gee Wo DO YOU KNOW THE WET WEATHER The «e ll known reliable CHINESE COMFO^TT AND PROTECTION afforded by a V ie w , He— So your ronrriage was a failure? She — Oh, I don’t kuow. lie — Why, I thought you had secured a divorce? She— I did. He— Well, don’ t you call that a com plete failure? She— Hardly. Y’ ou see. my partner made an assignment and I received a very neat sum as a preferred creditor. He— Oh— urn—er— I beg your par don t— Tiidira Bt. Vitas* Dane* and all Nerrona Dtraism F|JS p^ma^tiy Itljr cured by Pr. Kune's -.n u t _ _ V i i i Kand ! I'A « K r for FRKK *2 trial bottle and irrallw . l)r. IL ILK!In.-. le t,M l Arch fcL, Phil*..!’» M y lb o lo a v . T ho readers o f th is t «p e r w ill ba p le » » »d to le a rn t at th ere 1« s t le « »t on e dreaded di»ea*s lh at selenec has been able to cu e in all i s stages, and th a t is Catarrh. H all’ s Catarrh Cure Is th e on • v positive cu re n ow k n ow n to the m ed lesl fratern ity. Catarrh be n - a eon stltu - tlou a l disease, re q u ire # » co n stitu tio n a l D e s t ine nt H a ll's Catarrh Cure 1» taken Internally, a ctin g d ire ctly upon th eblond and m u eouH S ur- fo c e » o f t h e s . stem , thereb d e -t -o y in g t h e fo n- dation o f the dt-ea »e, and g iv in g t e pat ent strength by t u ild in g up the c o n .titu Ion and assisting nature in d o in g its w ork . T h e pro prietors h ave so m u ch faith in it»- u rstivep .-w - ers hat th ey i (Ter One H undred D o lia rs fo ra n y com th at it fa il« to cu re. Be d fo r lis t of testim o- iali. A Id re»* F J CH EN EY A CO.. T o le d o , O. Bold by ail dru ggists,75c. Take H all's F aint.y Pill* fo r con stipa tion . “ Y'on say there's no such thing a* mat ter? Then there ¡» no such thing a« a ga* meter. Yet you are paying out your good money for 8,000 feet of gas regis tered by a machine that doesn't exist." “ Certainly; there is no such thing as monev.” F rom on Nlblifc I»o you suppose It's ever pos sible to come anywhere near the size o f a mu it's income? I»iggs Yes; Just take the figure lie gives to the assessor, add to it the fig ure he tells his friends and then divide the result by tivo and you’ ll have It near enough.” — Illustrated Bits. Cheml.*, hi!v» r, l. tail, f i ; i.o.tl, Hllv«r,7^o: (¿old,&> :; Zl.tcor ( opper, 1 1 . <*>anLI« t< * ■. Malllu* »•uveiop' * «rd full |»r r* lint m nt on tf>i*ltratlon. Control u d I » »- p ru w- 'k b-dlclU''L S id e i ''■s* ZRV*Ç S lick er ? Clean-Light Durable Guaranteed (Waterproof *3®2 E v e ry w h e re Do G ood W h ile Y on M ay. It Is a good and safe rule to sojourn !n every place as if you meant to O n* fro m W a a h tn sto o . spend your life there, never omitting "I had a letter from a constituent,” an opportunity o f doing a kindness or said Congressman Nathan W esley Ilnle spenking a true word or making a o f Tennessee, "w h o asked me to for friend.— John Raskin ward to him, as quickly as possible, the 'Rules and Regulations o f Con gress.’ By return mail I sent him a photograph o f Joe Cannon. If he un derstands the game like we do. he will have no trouble in seeing that my an swer is decidedly to the point.” — Suc- h > ss Mngazine. - Boot and Herb it DOCTOR W Hiu» r f « !« a life utodf o f rtNin A«il h v r tm . and in t A il si iidy diKCOver««! &nd it* eiv» in* to tiiti vtt»rld ha.- wonder- ful n n*f(iiott. No Mercury, P o is o m o r Drugs t s « d - H e C a ret Without O o cra tio \ c r Without llie Aid j o or f « a K n a a n ifi e lie t<narun re«« to Cure C atarrh. Arthn:» l-n:a. Las,; rhroaf. lL‘ t“ i:riafi-n, Nf N< rvoun iu» 1 Debility, Htomaob. I.t er. Kidney Tro t h-i F.l-soI.oatJ et Man hooa Femalo Weakn«=*» and a 11 Private A SU RE CAN CE R CURE Just R eceived fro m P ek in g. China—S a fe, Sara and Reliable. IK YOU ARE AFLICTEP. DON'T DELAY. DELAYS ARE DANGUtOUB. C O N S U L T A T IO N F R E E (t you cannot call, «rite for « » ini-ton black and c i n o lar. Inclo»e A ern's in «ran-pa. THE O. OEE WO CHINESE MEDTOTNE OO. £2 l z Fir»-. St.. Cor. Morriion. Portland, Oregoa P k»M Air nr ion This Parer. P N U w N o . 1 8 —0 8 H E X w r i t i n g t o »<1 v e r t l a e r a p i m e n ' Ion t h is p a p e r . s e r fs ttr , “ Your latest speech has made the greatest hit o f any In your career,” said the flatterer. "I suppose you re gard It as your masterpiece?” "N ot necessarily," answered the ora tor. "T h e fact you recite merely Indi cates an Improvement in public taste.” — Washington Star. B A K IN G POWDER For J'nfants and Children. The Kind You Have Always Bought A LC O H O L 3 PE R CENT. A C h o i c e o f fC r lla . “ Your daughter can come to me for her music lessons and can do her prac ticing at home." “ I’d rather you'd give her her les sons here at home and bnve her do her practicing nt your rooms.” — Houston Post. __________________ 2 3 O unces for 2 3 Cents M ade from pure, carefully tested materials. Get a can on trial. Y ou never saw such cakes Seven hundred dollar skirt is one of the items in a bill for for clothes which Mrs. Howard (Jould wants her hus band to oav as necessaries of life. and biscuit T h ey’ll open your eyes. . R s fa r m a tlo a . I taro miiy lie ^railualjy dispensed with Prison Warden We try to give every wlien no longer noodotl us Hiebest of Inrnnte work wftl, which he la familiar. remedies, wnen reijuirod, a re to assist Wliat'a your trade? nnture and not to Supplant tin? nutur New Prisoner I m a professional al |iuiition%, wb'icn must cl leiM*nd u lti» I iM-dewtrlan. muto ray U p o n p rO [M * r n o u n s h itirnont. m onT , N o t h in g Malaria in due to impurities and poisons in the blood. Instead of beinp rich, strong and healthy, the circulation has liecome infected with perms of disease which destroy the rich, red corpuscles that furnish nourishment and strength to the body, and reduced this vital fluid to such a weak, watery condition that it is no longer aide to keep the system in health, or ward off the countless diseases and disorders that assail it. The loss of these red corpuscles takes the color and glow of health from the cheek, and we ace pale, sallow faces and washed out, chalky complexions among the first •yinptoms of Malaria, Hut Malaria is a general systemic disease, and as the tdood becomes more heavily loaded with its germs we have more serious ^ml complicated symptoms ; the impure blood having its effect on all parts rf the body. The appetite fails, digestion is weakened, chills and slight fever are frequent, and the sufferer loses energy and ambition because of a constant tired-out and “ no account ” feeling. The lack of necessary nour ishment and healthful qualities in the blood causes Ixiils and abscesses, During 1*00 I w »i running s farm on skin nffections, and iu some cases the Mississippi river and became so impreg sores and ulcers to break out, and nated with Malaria that for a >ear I was sometime« the patient is prostrated almost a physical wreck. ! tried a number with a spell of malarial fever which of medicinea recommended as blood puriS- may leave his health permanently srs, cbiU cures, and Malaria eradicatort, impaired To cure Malaria both a but nothing did me any good until I began blood purifier anti tonic are necessary, lo use S. S. S. The result was that after taking il for awbila I was as well and in order to remove the cause and at strong as I ever was. I have never bad a the same time build tip the system chill since nor the slightest symptom of from its weakened and rup down Malaria. I hope others will be benefited condition. S. S. S. is the medicine vy my experience, and with that end in best fitted for this work. It is the viaw I give this testimonial, knowing that most jierfectof all blood purifiers, and S. S. S. ia the best remedy for Malaria. the purely vegetable ingredients of Amory, Miss. S. R. COWLEY. which it is composed make it the greatest and safest of all tonics. S. S S. goes down into the circulation and removes every’ trace of impurity or poison, and at the same time gives to the blood the health-sustaining qual- ities it needs. It cures Malaria thoroughly and permanently because it removes the germs and poisons which produce the disease, and while doing this tones up and strengthens every part of the system. When S. S. S. has cleansed the blood the symptoms pass away, the healthy color returns to the complexion, the old tired, depressed feeling is gone, and the entire health is renewed. Hook with information about Malaria and any medical advice tree. fo r llcw ltt I hoc Hint Oruet, the UN Itiauranca intent, la married, Jewett Yea, mid hi* marriage la • case o f the Irony o f fute. "Ilo w la Unit?” M i *| I I “ He didn't know until after he win I lay oppcrmnniniUy overcome by proper married that the woman In tlu cuae personal efforts witnthe assist unto carried a lot o f life Inatirnnee, and oj tin* t .... « * otiy truly bot»« 'lirip l lo u»tativ(? now he will have to keep up the pre reioifly, iS^ •incily, ÏSyru|i o| Itj>s a ml Lluiro{ Sconti mium« on her poUclea."— Harper'» w liic n I t-n ' i i u u lth u . 'S . . o ...... . . forni r „ , re g u la r liti-fi n e tv Weekly. I lialiits ttoily so tliut GSStstiunrv To rta- Inveetor W'liat'» your Idea in wanting to buy that trolley lin e ? It doean't com |iete with your «y»teui. It'« merely a Mother» will find Mr«. Wln«low”» Southing ■yroe Ill h at ri-Mclv Pi ii « u lor lliuir cliU'UoJ feeder. during the u » thing per.uU. itailway Magnate Well, don't you auppoae we want to do our owu feeding? A m i l l i r r I o n * n I » In n C o m I m e. "That well in Wisconsin,” r<-markei| N o t liliiif « lo r e . Mr. Quigley. ” 1» roaring again, they «ay.” "They’ ve come lo blowa, haven't they?” j Mr», Quigley turned pale. a»k«d the unde raized reporter, who wa* "Mayhe it no-an» tlii» time," »he gn*p- trying to force hi» way to the center of . *d, "that our cook i* going to leiive u « ! the crowd. j I «aw her overhauling her trunk tbi* "Ye»,” an»wered the tall man, who morning !” —Chicago Tribune. could aee the two diHturher» of the peace. C onaollnat , ” Kir»t one of 'em blow», an' then the "P oor John! He win a kind and other, hut that'» all Ther' baln’ t been forl**urlng bnaband,” sobbed the wid a lick »truck ylt." Chicago Tribune, ow on her return from the funernl. G loried la HU « h » a » . "Yea." said a sympathizing neigh Uncle Jerry Peebles threw down hia b o r; “ but It'« all for the beat. You new»pa|>er in di»guat. "I »ee," he »aid, ''»omebody ha» invent must try and com fort yourself, my ed an onion that hain't gut any mnell to dear, with the thought that your hus It. Why, blame It, all I eat ouiona fur band 1« at peuce at lust.” — Sketchy la to git the »inell of ’em !” Bits. S .S .S C h ases Her Mother— But what objection ca n ! you have to Mr. I)e Hcadds, my dear? Prctiy Ihiugbter— Oh, lie’s all right In most reape. t», but be has such ab surd ideas o f what a w ife should be. Her Mother -Oh, that doesn't cut any Ice. Your fattier was the same way when I married him, but »lx 1 months later he didn’t have a single | idea o f his own. The “ Peacock Throne" of Persia is the most extravagant thing of the kin] in thf world. Its value is estimated be tween ten and fifteen million dollars. MARf • N > 0c; . Ä “ ir A\cgelable Preparation for As similaiin^ihcRxxfantlRctlula (Lag Utc Siomad^ andDowels of I n f a n t s /C hildrkn Promotes Di^estionJChtftfiil ness and Rest.Contains neitlw Opiimi .Morphine nor Mineral. N o t N a r c o t ic . Bears the Signature o f X K i'rfM D c S & L iim z m Fkokia W - JtxS noa * JbfefeSdtS- vtweSnf * fa S & s + t M n sM - Y ou Can G et Allen's Toot-Case TRCC. AVrlto A lie n s . Olmsted 1 Le R o y , N. Y., for s free »am ple oi A llen 's Foot-Ease. It cures sw eatin g, hot sw ollen , se llin g (eet. It m akes new or tig h t shoes easy. A eerla in eu re lor corn s, in g io w in g nail» anil bunions. .All drug- gi»t» sell it. 2Se. D ou ’ t accep t any substitute QcrdrtS^sr- hiptL-jrrmiHanr. Aperfpct Remedy forfonsllpi Mon. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea \Vorms.Convuls»ns.FevTrist ness and LOSS OF SLEEP. It D e p e n d e d . - ahm pt », f h b a tta * , warn* I o n p a r , a n d a r o o f f t r o a t o r v s fu s th a n a n y o t h a r a h o a a In t h o a r o r td t o - d a y . W. L. Douglas $4 and $5 Dili tdgs Shoes Cannot Bo Equalled At Any Price • r * A U T I O W . W. L» D' h ./CI aa name and prlee It stomped on bottom. Hold by th« beat nhoe <1oal«r* everywhere. Hboee — “-----— *— ‘ u f.rr T CeteJog free lo eny » l i r e » T n k f If« AnhstllntP. i-ir * English John and Pat were two friendly workmen, who were constant ly tilting, each one trying to outwit the other. “ Are you good at measurement?” asked John. “ I nm that,” said Pat, quickly. "Then could you tell me how many shirts I could get out o f a yard,” asked John. "S u re," said Pat. “ It depends os whose yard yon get Into." Facsimile Signature o f NEW YORK. For Over Thirty Years A t b m o n th s o ld I m p o s t s - 15 C 1 WS Qiuirsnieed under the I’O^j Exact Copy of Wrapper. CASTQRIA ▼Nt OCWTAUn «ONMNV, MCW TON» OITT.
