A
All Humors
Are Impure mutt«-™ which llm akin. liver,
kidney» am i oilier orguus cum ot take care
of without help.
l*ituple«, holla, •oaema ami other erup
tion«, lo«« of appetite, that tired reelliiK,
billon» turn«, dta of lndlge»tlon, dull bead-
•chea and many other troublea are due to
them. They are removed by
H o o d ’s S a rsa p a rilla
In uaual llipild form or In chocolated
tablet«known u n 8a r»ata bB . lUOdosea $1.
A i n i i 'l l l e .
,
(io n *
to
I lls
R ew ard,
Habitual
Constipation
,
Vulcan had just put four new horse
shoes on the feet of the Centaur.
"Kasiest Job 1 ever did.” he »aid to
the by»lantler*, “ lie stood perfectly »till, ,
and when I handed him the tly brush he
kept the Hie» away himself.”
Making a handsome discount from his
tiettal price, he asked his customer to
drive himself to his shop whenever he*
needed any more work.—Chicago Tribune
In T h l »
I .ln e .
CURES
; M A L A R IA
T H E S W I F T S P E C I F I C C O .. A T L A N T A . G A .
W h o le s o m e
P ure
T h ose
w h o b e lie v e in q u a lity
u se
proper efforts,arid n^lit living generally.
Toj>et its b o n c ji c i a l e f| e cts , alwijy.s
buy the genuine
SyruijiR^s^El i ur^SennQ
C ttwiuujm turptl ^ th#
C a S l r i if i t o ’P r C n o . ia
F io
oniy
SOLD BY ALL LEADING DRUGGISTS
law s i/e w iiy , » e ^ u iu c p riu * 00^
licit lie .
r.rrtTON' — AM»yer and
H OWAIID r, E. ( o.or.iAia»
K pr ..mu nri*
lUrl*rem««t
(»o! I,
Caf!xi(iut* ««a-
UouaJ Lkhk
I .a r s *
A llr n iln n r .
A aan rrd.
“ Ami now, boys.' said the teacher
with a mild reprimand. "1
supposs
there Is no way o f getting you to at
tend school In cold weather.”
"Here Is one way.” spoke up the big
boy In the rod Junqier.
.“ And what way Is that?”
“ Why, move the school hou^e oTer
the lake and give us skates Instead of
pent lls.”
F a m ilia r
The
S ia n .
Church— I see the public
service
commission
has recommended side
doors on the railroad cars.
fiotham — And will they expect to
have the words "fam ily entrance” over
them?— Yonkers Statesman.
F lo o r e d .
l.lz lit »
f I I k h e r
th e
.A llm o n la l
P o in t
of
Aln I l i e i n n l l e » .
Does Your
H eart Beat
Yes. 100,000 time3 each day.
Does it send out good blood
or bad blood ? You know, for
good blood is good health;
bad blood, bad health. And
you know precisely what to
take for bad blood — Ayer’s
Sarsaparilla. Doctors have
endorsed it for 60 years.
On ti fr^qtiTTU pal»»« f>t hat! >»v*od h * ilojrri*h
Hib'ft Till« prudreai Mbslipation. ^ oi ««» i » oub
lu bsim r«« Hr**, th*n
into tlm hitdtfi,
irisit-M'l i f \r.\ g r**mov*?«l fn.rn Hid lw*djr daily
»* natti’-o ftii'*>fwU*ri
ti*e bow eU *«p«n
with Ayer'« 1'ilU, over pil.e. All ve£*stable.
Made by J. C. Ajftr Co., Lowell,
A .to manufacturer* o f
y
HAIR VIGOR.
ABLE CL BE.
CHticRY HCTOEAL.
A ijers
$10 0 Reward, $ 10 0.
A
I n f i n $ e n fe n c e d .
“ I am so sorry that Mrs. Brigham 1«
m oving out o f the city. I »hall miss
her so much.”
"W ere you such good friends?”
“ Oh, It isn’ t that we were so friend
ly. but she has flie nicest set o f flat sil
ver In the neighborhood and I used to
borrow It every time 1 wanted to en
tertain ” — Detroit Free Press.
1 MOORE
Itu n o f l- a r k .
OPEN ALL TH E Y E A R
C latsop B each S easide , O reron
Ilufflcn— Old fellow, you look blue
are you on the wrong side o f the mar
“ T uc
IMreetly on f h . beach overlooking
ket?
*nt
the ortun. Hot »alt baths and
Trumbull— Market be banged!
I
C
uff H ous :
moved yesterday. The van man broke
n r Sun pail -rv Electric llgbto. H rr-
15 worth o f the furniture. I lost a five-
u r place and »leant heat. Fine walks
n D t r c n M ” and drives, hea foods a »pec- I
pound Bank o f England note, the gns
u n cu u n
U lty. Rate«, «¿..Viand *3.00
company held me up for double the
per day.
» ; ....!al rate« by the week. |
P
A
X
.
J
.
HUOHL,
P roprietor |
usual deposit, and I’ ve Just been sum
moned on a Jury.— London Mall.
C. Gee Wo
DO
YOU KNOW
THE WET WEATHER
The «e ll known reliable
CHINESE
COMFO^TT AND
PROTECTION
afforded by a
V ie w ,
He— So your ronrriage was a failure?
She — Oh, I don’t kuow.
lie — Why, I thought you had secured
a divorce?
She— I did.
He— Well, don’ t you call that a com
plete failure?
She— Hardly. Y’ ou see. my partner
made an assignment and I received a
very neat sum as a preferred creditor.
He— Oh— urn—er— I beg your par
don t— Tiidira
Bt. Vitas* Dane* and all Nerrona Dtraism
F|JS p^ma^tiy
Itljr cured by Pr. Kune's -.n u t
_
_ V i i i Kand
! I'A
«
K
r for FRKK *2 trial bottle and
irrallw . l)r. IL ILK!In.-. le t,M l Arch fcL, Phil*..!’»
M y lb o lo a v .
T ho readers o f th is t «p e r w ill ba p le » » »d to
le a rn t at th ere 1« s t le « »t on e dreaded di»ea*s
lh at selenec has been able to cu e in all i s
stages, and th a t is Catarrh. H all’ s Catarrh
Cure Is th e on • v positive cu re n ow k n ow n to the
m ed lesl fratern ity. Catarrh be n - a eon stltu -
tlou a l disease, re q u ire # » co n stitu tio n a l D e s t
ine nt
H a ll's Catarrh Cure 1» taken Internally,
a ctin g d ire ctly upon th eblond and m u eouH S ur-
fo c e » o f t h e s . stem , thereb d e -t -o y in g t h e fo n-
dation o f the dt-ea »e, and g iv in g t e pat ent
strength by t u ild in g up the c o n .titu Ion and
assisting nature in d o in g its w ork . T h e pro
prietors h ave so m u ch faith in it»- u rstivep .-w -
ers hat th ey i (Ter One H undred D o lia rs fo ra n y
com th at it fa il« to cu re. Be d fo r lis t of
testim o- iali.
A Id re»* F J CH EN EY A CO.. T o le d o , O.
Bold by ail dru ggists,75c.
Take H all's F aint.y Pill* fo r con stipa tion .
“ Y'on say there's no such thing a* mat
ter? Then there ¡» no such thing a« a
ga* meter. Yet you are paying out your
good money for 8,000 feet of gas regis
tered by a machine that doesn't exist."
“ Certainly; there is no such thing as
monev.”
F rom
on
Nlblifc I»o you suppose It's ever pos
sible to come anywhere near the size
o f a mu it's income?
I»iggs Yes; Just take the figure lie
gives to the assessor, add to it the fig
ure he tells his friends and then divide
the result by tivo and you’ ll have It
near enough.” — Illustrated Bits.
Cheml.*,
hi!v» r, l. tail, f i ; i.o.tl, Hllv«r,7^o: (¿old,&> :; Zl.tcor
( opper, 1 1 . <*>anLI« t< * ■. Malllu* »•uveiop' * «rd
full |»r r* lint m nt on tf>i*ltratlon. Control u d I » »-
p ru w- 'k b-dlclU''L
S id e
i
''■s* ZRV*Ç
S lick er ?
Clean-Light
Durable
Guaranteed
(Waterproof
*3®2
E v e ry w h e re
Do
G ood
W h ile
Y on
M ay.
It Is a good and safe rule to sojourn
!n every place as if you meant to
O n* fro m
W a a h tn sto o .
spend your life there, never omitting
"I had a letter from a constituent,”
an opportunity o f doing a kindness or
said Congressman Nathan W esley Ilnle
spenking a true word or making a
o f Tennessee, "w h o asked me to for
friend.— John Raskin
ward to him, as quickly as possible,
the 'Rules and Regulations o f Con
gress.’ By return mail I sent him a
photograph o f Joe Cannon. If he un
derstands the game like we do. he will
have no trouble in seeing that my an
swer is decidedly to the point.” — Suc-
h > ss Mngazine.
-
Boot and Herb
it
DOCTOR
W
Hiu» r f « !« a life utodf o f
rtNin A«il h v r tm . and in t A il
si iidy diKCOver««! &nd it* eiv»
in* to tiiti vtt»rld ha.- wonder-
ful n n*f(iiott.
No Mercury, P o is o m o r Drugs t s « d - H e C a ret
Without O o cra tio \ c r Without llie Aid j o or f « a K
n a a n ifi
e
lie t<narun re«« to Cure C atarrh. Arthn:»
l-n:a. Las,;
rhroaf. lL‘ t“ i:riafi-n, Nf
N< rvoun
iu» 1 Debility,
Htomaob. I.t er. Kidney Tro t h-i F.l-soI.oatJ
et Man hooa
Femalo Weakn«=*» and a 11 Private
A SU RE CAN CE R CURE
Just R eceived fro m P ek in g. China—S a fe, Sara
and Reliable.
IK YOU ARE AFLICTEP. DON'T DELAY.
DELAYS ARE DANGUtOUB.
C O N S U L T A T IO N
F R E E
(t you cannot call, «rite for « » ini-ton black and c i n o
lar. Inclo»e A ern's in «ran-pa.
THE O. OEE WO CHINESE MEDTOTNE OO.
£2 l z Fir»-. St.. Cor. Morriion.
Portland, Oregoa
P k»M Air nr ion This Parer.
P N U
w
N o . 1 8 —0 8
H E X w r i t i n g t o »<1 v e r t l a e r a p i
m e n ' Ion t h is p a p e r .
s e r fs ttr ,
“ Your latest speech has made the
greatest hit o f any In your career,”
said the flatterer. "I suppose you re
gard It as your masterpiece?”
"N ot necessarily," answered the ora
tor. "T h e fact you recite merely Indi
cates an Improvement in public taste.”
— Washington Star.
B A K IN G
POWDER
For J'nfants and Children.
The Kind You Have
Always Bought
A LC O H O L 3 PE R CENT.
A C h o i c e o f fC r lla .
“ Your daughter can come to me for
her music lessons and can do her prac
ticing at home."
“ I’d rather you'd give her her les
sons here at home and bnve her do her
practicing nt your rooms.” — Houston
Post.
__________________
2 3 O unces for 2 3 Cents
M ade from pure, carefully tested
materials. Get a can on trial.
Y ou never saw such cakes
Seven hundred dollar skirt is one of
the items in a bill for
for clothes
which Mrs. Howard (Jould wants her hus
band to oav as necessaries of life.
and biscuit T h ey’ll open
your eyes.
.
R s fa r m a tlo a .
I taro miiy lie ^railualjy dispensed with
Prison Warden We try to give every wlien no longer noodotl us Hiebest of
Inrnnte work wftl, which he la familiar. remedies, wnen reijuirod, a re to assist
Wliat'a your trade?
nnture and not to Supplant tin? nutur
New
Prisoner I m a professional
al
|iuiition%, wb'icn must cl leiM*nd u lti»
I iM-dewtrlan.
muto ray U p o n p rO [M * r n o u n s h itirnont.
m onT ,
N o t h in g
Malaria in due to impurities and poisons in the blood. Instead of beinp
rich, strong and healthy, the circulation has liecome infected with perms of
disease which destroy the rich, red corpuscles that furnish nourishment and
strength to the body, and reduced this vital fluid to such a weak, watery
condition that it is no longer aide to keep the system in health, or ward off
the countless diseases and disorders that assail it. The loss of these
red corpuscles takes the color and glow of health from the cheek, and we
ace pale, sallow faces and washed out, chalky complexions among the first
•yinptoms of Malaria,
Hut Malaria is a general systemic disease, and as
the tdood becomes more heavily loaded with its germs we have more serious
^ml complicated symptoms ; the impure blood having its effect on all parts
rf the body. The appetite fails, digestion is weakened, chills and slight
fever are frequent, and the sufferer loses energy and ambition because of a
constant tired-out and “ no account ” feeling. The lack of necessary nour
ishment and healthful qualities in
the blood causes Ixiils and abscesses,
During 1*00 I w »i running s farm on
skin nffections, and iu some cases
the Mississippi river and became so impreg
sores and ulcers to break out, and
nated with Malaria that for a >ear I was
sometime« the patient is prostrated
almost a physical wreck. ! tried a number
with a spell of malarial fever which
of medicinea recommended as blood puriS-
may leave his health permanently
srs, cbiU cures, and Malaria eradicatort,
impaired
To cure Malaria both a
but nothing did me any good until I began
blood purifier anti tonic are necessary,
lo use S. S. S. The result was that after
taking il for awbila I was as well and
in order to remove the cause and at
strong as I ever was. I have never bad a
the same time build tip the system
chill since nor the slightest symptom of
from its weakened and rup down
Malaria.
I hope others will be benefited
condition. S. S. S. is the medicine
vy my experience, and with that end in
best fitted for this work.
It is the
viaw I give this testimonial, knowing that
most jierfectof all blood purifiers, and
S. S. S. ia the best remedy for Malaria.
the purely vegetable ingredients of
Amory, Miss.
S. R. COWLEY.
which it is composed make it the
greatest and safest of all tonics.
S. S S. goes down into the circulation and removes every’ trace of impurity
or poison, and at the same time gives to the blood the health-sustaining qual-
ities it needs. It cures Malaria thoroughly and permanently because it
removes the germs and poisons which produce the disease, and while doing
this tones up and strengthens every part of the system. When S. S. S. has
cleansed the blood the symptoms pass away, the healthy color returns to
the complexion, the old tired, depressed feeling is gone, and the entire health
is renewed. Hook with information about Malaria and any medical advice
tree.
fo r
llcw ltt I hoc Hint Oruet, the UN
Itiauranca intent, la married,
Jewett Yea, mid hi* marriage la •
case o f the Irony o f fute.
"Ilo w la Unit?”
M i
*| I
I
“ He didn't know until after he win I lay oppcrmnniniUy overcome by proper
married that the woman In tlu cuae personal efforts witnthe assist unto
carried a lot o f life Inatirnnee, and oj tin*
t ....
« * otiy truly bot»« 'lirip l lo
u»tativ(?
now he will have to keep up the pre reioifly,
iS^
•incily, ÏSyru|i
o| Itj>s a ml Lluiro{ Sconti
mium« on
her poUclea."— Harper'» w liic
n I t-n
' i i u u lth
u . 'S
. . o ......
. . forni
r „ , re g u la r
liti-fi
n e tv
Weekly.
I lialiits ttoily so tliut GSStstiunrv To rta-
Inveetor W'liat'» your Idea in wanting
to buy that trolley lin e ? It doean't com
|iete with your «y»teui.
It'« merely a
Mother» will find Mr«. Wln«low”» Southing
■yroe Ill h at ri-Mclv Pi ii « u lor lliuir cliU'UoJ
feeder.
during the u » thing per.uU.
itailway Magnate Well, don't you
auppoae we want to do our owu feeding?
A m i l l i r r I o n * n I » In n C o m I m e.
"That well in Wisconsin,” r<-markei|
N o t liliiif « lo r e .
Mr. Quigley. ” 1» roaring again, they «ay.”
"They’ ve come lo blowa, haven't they?” j Mr», Quigley turned pale.
a»k«d the unde raized reporter, who wa*
"Mayhe it no-an» tlii» time," »he gn*p-
trying to force hi» way to the center of . *d, "that our cook i* going to leiive u « !
the crowd.
j I «aw her overhauling her trunk tbi*
"Ye»,” an»wered the tall man, who morning !” —Chicago Tribune.
could aee the two diHturher» of the peace.
C onaollnat
,
” Kir»t one of 'em blow», an' then the
"P oor John!
He win a kind and
other, hut that'» all
Ther' baln’ t been
forl**urlng bnaband,” sobbed the wid
a lick »truck ylt." Chicago Tribune,
ow on her return from the funernl.
G loried la HU « h » a » .
"Yea." said a sympathizing neigh
Uncle Jerry Peebles threw down hia
b
o
r; “ but It'« all for the beat.
You
new»pa|>er in di»guat.
"I »ee," he »aid, ''»omebody ha» invent must try and com fort yourself, my
ed an onion that hain't gut any mnell to dear, with the thought that your hus
It. Why, blame It, all I eat ouiona fur band 1« at peuce at lust.” — Sketchy
la to git the »inell of ’em !”
Bits.
S .S .S
C h ases
Her Mother— But what objection ca n !
you have to Mr. I)e Hcadds, my dear?
Prctiy Ihiugbter— Oh, lie’s all right
In most reape. t», but be has such ab
surd ideas o f what a w ife should be.
Her Mother -Oh, that doesn't cut
any Ice.
Your fattier was the same
way when I married him, but »lx 1
months later he didn’t have a single |
idea o f his own.
The “ Peacock Throne" of Persia is the
most extravagant thing of the kin] in
thf world.
Its value is estimated be
tween ten and fifteen million dollars.
MARf •
N > 0c; . Ä “ ir
A\cgelable Preparation for As
similaiin^ihcRxxfantlRctlula
(Lag Utc Siomad^ andDowels of
I n f a n t s /C hildrkn
Promotes Di^estionJChtftfiil
ness and Rest.Contains neitlw
Opiimi .Morphine nor Mineral.
N o t N a r c o t ic .
Bears the
Signature
o f
X K i'rfM D c S & L iim z m
Fkokia W -
JtxS noa *
JbfefeSdtS-
vtweSnf *
fa S & s + t
M n sM -
Y ou Can G et Allen's Toot-Case TRCC.
AVrlto A lie n s . Olmsted 1
Le R o y , N. Y., for s
free »am ple oi A llen 's Foot-Ease. It cures
sw eatin g, hot sw ollen , se llin g (eet. It m akes
new or tig h t shoes easy. A eerla in eu re lor
corn s, in g io w in g nail» anil bunions. .All drug-
gi»t» sell it. 2Se. D ou ’ t accep t any substitute
QcrdrtS^sr-
hiptL-jrrmiHanr.
Aperfpct Remedy forfonsllpi
Mon. Sour Stomach.Diarrhoea
\Vorms.Convuls»ns.FevTrist
ness and LOSS OF SLEEP.
It D e p e n d e d .
-
ahm pt », f h b a tta * , warn* I o n p a r , a n d
a r o o f f t r o a t o r v s fu s th a n a n y o t h a r
a h o a a In t h o a r o r td t o - d a y .
W. L. Douglas $4 and $5 Dili tdgs Shoes Cannot Bo Equalled At Any Price
• r * A U T I O W . W. L» D' h ./CI aa name and prlee It stomped on bottom.
Hold by th« beat nhoe <1oal«r* everywhere. Hboee —
“-----— *— ‘
u f.rr
T CeteJog free lo eny » l i r e »
T n k f If« AnhstllntP.
i-ir *
English John
and Pat were two
friendly workmen, who were constant
ly tilting, each one trying to outwit the
other.
“ Are you good
at measurement?”
asked John.
“ I nm that,” said Pat, quickly.
"Then could you tell me how many
shirts I could get out o f a yard,” asked
John.
"S u re," said Pat. “ It depends os
whose yard yon get Into."
Facsimile Signature o f
NEW YORK.
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Thirty Years
A t b m o n th s o ld
I m p o s t s - 15 C 1 WS
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Exact Copy of Wrapper.
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