F o r Lung
T roubles
“ Cheer up I There la u allver lining
to every cloud!’’ “ Well, what good 1«
that? I hnvcu’t got an alrablp.”—
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral cer
rick-Afe-t’ p.
tainly cures coughs, colds,
Howell -You ncani to think that I
bronchitis,consumption. And
will lone If I niukc the InveatuienL
It certainly strengthens weak
Powell My boy, It la Juat Ilk» tudorg-
throats and weak lungs. , lug h note for u friend. iir<M>klyn Life.
Friend Ho Hint Ja your little boy?
Therecan be no mistake about
, lie look» very Intelligent. Proud Minna
this. You know it is true. And
—Juat tin I was at hi» age. My duugb-
your own doctor will say so. jter, now, la more like her father.—
“ Mjr llttl. boy had m t.r r ltil. rough. I triad
Noa IxilNlra.
• v c y lh ln * I roul>l hoar o f but lu ».In until
I triad Ayar'a ( l i . r t f I'artoral Tha Br.t
“ Youngling la going to oiarry the
night ha war battar, and ha rtaadlly Improrad
until ha war parlatiliy » " I I . " - M u». B. J.
I widow Hen peck.” “ Why, ahe'a twice
MTSBLB, Alton. III.
| an old ua he |».’’ “ Oh, well, hell age
b j r J . O A f t Oo., Lo w all,
| fnat enough after the wedding.“ —
Alov tn au ufbolurert o f
Town and Country.
SAKSAPAglLLA.
I’ll 1.8.
‘That flaliennnn la alwnya tnJklng
HAIR VIOOR.
alxntt the whoppers he caught." “ He
K«r>p »hr bowel* rinuinr with Ayer’s doesn't catch them," answered Mlaa
Pills and thus hasten recoverv. Cayenne. “ Me merely tells them.” —
Waahltiglon Star.
C u M jn gnu
w a r*
In tro d u c a ti
lo to
En
Hoarder— You can divide a chicken
g la n d io lh a B i l t a e o t l i c e n t u r y .
with mnthctuiatlcal accuracy, Mr».
M o th a ra w ill fin ii M r«. W lna»ow*a H o n th la *
Ilaahlngtou. Mra. Haahlngton—Divid
S y ru p U i» b a t ratn taly to uaa lo t t h a lr c U U a r t j
ing It la eaay enough. 1 wish I could
d u ttn g ih v lo a th in g p a riu tl.
multiply IL— Philadelphia Inquirer.
Whan * flati In»»* any of Ita acnlaa, by
“ Mamma,” aaltl Jamie, mysteriously,
a wound or olbat ui -uua, they arc uevar
“ did I ever have a tittle brother that
ranawatl.
fell Into the well?" “ No,” aald mamma.
“ Why?"
"Why, when I looked down
In the well I aaw u little hoy some
thing like me.”
“ Mlaa Pechla,” mild Mr. Tlmrnld, at
the other end of tlie »ofa. “ If I were to
l throw you a kl»a I wonder what you'd
; »ay.” “ Well,“ replied Mlaa Pechla, “ I’d
i any you were the lazh-st man I ever
aaw.” — Philadelphia Prea*.
M u le
Tom— Hut perhaps »he doesn’t love
Team
you. Jack—Oh, yea, »he doea! Tom—
How do you know? Jack Wlien I told
her that I had no money to get married
on alie offered to borrow soine from be'
F a m ilia , B o o klet a m i 1 a r lo r C a m e W hig 10 a
father.— Philadelphia Inquirer.
1 ‘ae lflc Coaat II >ra* C o., O a k la n d , C al.
“ Dear me. John, tlila la dreadful with
hot weather on ua and no money to go
LEARN XO
anywhere. Haven’ t you any country
relation» you can acare tqr?.......That'»
llSSOftS 250
the trouble. I ’ve wared all I’ve got
Walts. T w o Hirj», Tliroo Nt«p,
already.” — Haltlmore American.
t i t , It a m r romulei« |j taagbt
•n4 irnarantrcd (a four I pssom
“ Yea.” aald the young man, pensive
l* r o f W n l \ \ III m x i . i f saiiis^
Ilirwk
P o r t la tu i. O r e f o u C
ly. “ a dog I once had saved my life."
“Tell me about It," aald the young
woman, with eager Interest. 'I »old
him for $1," aald the young man. “ when
I was nearly atarvlng."—Tlt-HIta.
Boys and Girls D< Ptrst to Your Tows
Th a grrataai tkigg out for Soclala.
“ What made Hrown marry that
I I'artlaa and Bn arta amenta, ate.
widow?"
“ Did you ever drop a penny
Uoya eaa do woadara Olrla, It a
In a weighing machine and then And
claaa. doaa not touch tbo
ground uolaaa r t q u l r i d
the thing won't work?" "Ye*.” “ That'»
Pnatpald l i e each, or
the reaaon.” “ What do you mean?"
( I U par doaaa. » I l k
_________ v '-
aaina or Inarrlpllaa
Couldn't get a weigh.” — Denver Post.
TOY \ V N »*•>
•« ••
T I TBM PUI
Wife (during the quarrel)— I don't
an
m tn itiv
Itelleve you ever did a charitable act
PU ZZLE^, - ~
In your life. Hualmnd— I did one. at
leaaf, thnt I have lived to regret. W ife
SPECIAL HOLIDAY OFFER ! — Indeed! What wna It, pray? Hus
M sil ns Any (ftx>l
band— I anved you from dying an old
|>li'(uru with p str*
maid.— Illustrated Rita.
order for SI » and
will srn>l you a
l>«*iitiiiful |iho:o so-
Friend—I am afrnld your husband
liriism snt of «am«»,
f r«u.t*t in a hand-
hna a very had cold; he’s continually
rotne fmu i* like rut-
auecalng. It's quite pnltiful to hear
out aide ut«a*iira **r
Irani«» lAtlM InctiM
him. Why don’t you ask a doctor to
" p do all kin«1« of
antarcinii and kn Ink
see him? Matron—Well, I'm waiting
finishing
Ht'itd us
your tl ma to t*e d«»
Juat a few days because It amuses baby
%aio|*«»d and flnUh«nl.
W o pay rulurti
so to aeo hi» father sneeze.—Tlt-Blta.
"" geo . m . strong
'You may not remember me. Mlaa
J4- w. Park St.
Summers,” he said, “ but I wna engaged |
PoriUadr Organ
to you once." “ Indeed?" the summer
girl replied coldly, “ you nave quite a
memory for fncea. ’No,” he replied,!
glancing at her fulr hand, “ but ! have
IN THE R O U G H E S T W E A T H E R
for the rings I buy.*«— Philadelphia I
AND GUARANTEED A B S O L U T E L Y
Press.
^ WATERPROOF
“ Rut," protested the space writer, I
“ perhaps you could use this article If I
were to boll It down?” “ Nothing doing,"
rejoined the man behind the blue J»en-
POMMEL
dl. “ If you were to take n gallon of I
SLICKERS
water and boll It down to a pint. It
would still be water.” —Chicago Dally
ThH trade mark
News.
and the word
"Well, anyhow,” said Cassidy, "tho
T o w e r on the
new mill la fitted up flue. Shu re, every
buttons distin
guish this high
thing's In Its right jilnce.’’ "Not at all."
grade slicker from
replied Casey, "whin I Vint through
the Just as good
^J»cre tli' other day I seen a lot o' red
b ra n d s
* buckets marked 'Fur Fire Only,’ an',
falx, there wna wntlier In thlm !’’— Phil
adelphia Press.
Friend—One of your clerks fells me
you raised his salary and told him to
Tl»o wall known ralinhlo
get married, under panalty of dis
charge. Business Man— Yes; I do that
to ull my clerks when they get old
last anil Herb
enough to mnrry. I don’t want any
of your independent, conceited men
TTii« mad# a lift* study of about my place.—Tlt-Blta.
roof a and harlm. and lu that
Landlady (to new boarder who Is
study dlnoovat*d and la aiv-
lug to tha world ola wonder
rather stout). I am glad to hear thnt
ful rotrudioa.
N o M e rc u ry , P o lto o s o r D ru g s U t« d M r C u re s one of my former boarders recommend
W ith o u t O p e ra tio n , o r W ith o u t th a A id o f • K n ife
Stout Boarder—
Ho guarantee« to P ure C a ta rrh . Aathma. Lnnir, ed you to my house.
Throat. K hauiuatlam . Krrrouanaaa. N««rum« I> e lility ,
After
Htomach, I.iv a r, K idney Trouble« also I,oat Manhood. Yea, he »poke very highly of It.
Fem ale Waaknaaa and A ll P riv a te Dlaeaaea
telling him that I had tried all kinds
A SUR E C ANCER CURE
of antifat without success he advised a
Peking,
Just R e c e iv e s f r e M
m P
e k in g , t
C h in a —S a fe , S e ra
short stay here.— Ally Sloper.
Slid Rellehle
Mlatrcss—Norah, I told you to give
that man with the hand organ a quar
C O N S U L T A T IO N
P U R R
I f yon oeneot nell. w rit* Ipraymptaa b l t t k u i l «(ran- ter to go down to the next block and
T H R O " . * V k
A U lV rt 1“ M | M ? I!»R CO.
grind Ida mnehine In front of Mr.
1 «
1? Pira. It., Oor. Morrison.
Portland, O)
Upps-Tart'n house—and he's out here
PI»
i Mentloa T k l. Paper
on the sidewalk again! Nornh—YIs,
P. N. U
N e . 50—« 7
mum. He any» th' leddy In the next
ko k d r « Ü M r t p le a s e
block gave Mm half a dollar to com«
W ’ e M r iM tfl«
sum.—Chicago Tribune.
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