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About The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current | View Entire Issue (Dec. 13, 1907)
F o r Lung T roubles “ Cheer up I There la u allver lining to every cloud!’’ “ Well, what good 1« that? I hnvcu’t got an alrablp.”— Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral cer rick-Afe-t’ p. tainly cures coughs, colds, Howell -You ncani to think that I bronchitis,consumption. And will lone If I niukc the InveatuienL It certainly strengthens weak Powell My boy, It la Juat Ilk» tudorg- throats and weak lungs. , lug h note for u friend. iir<M>klyn Life. Friend Ho Hint Ja your little boy? Therecan be no mistake about , lie look» very Intelligent. Proud Minna this. You know it is true. And —Juat tin I was at hi» age. My duugb- your own doctor will say so. jter, now, la more like her father.— “ Mjr llttl. boy had m t.r r ltil. rough. I triad Noa IxilNlra. • v c y lh ln * I roul>l hoar o f but lu ».In until I triad Ayar'a ( l i . r t f I'artoral Tha Br.t “ Youngling la going to oiarry the night ha war battar, and ha rtaadlly Improrad until ha war parlatiliy » " I I . " - M u». B. J. I widow Hen peck.” “ Why, ahe'a twice MTSBLB, Alton. III. | an old ua he |».’’ “ Oh, well, hell age b j r J . O A f t Oo., Lo w all, | fnat enough after the wedding.“ — Alov tn au ufbolurert o f Town and Country. SAKSAPAglLLA. I’ll 1.8. ‘That flaliennnn la alwnya tnJklng HAIR VIOOR. alxntt the whoppers he caught." “ He K«r>p »hr bowel* rinuinr with Ayer’s doesn't catch them," answered Mlaa Pills and thus hasten recoverv. Cayenne. “ Me merely tells them.” — Waahltiglon Star. C u M jn gnu w a r* In tro d u c a ti lo to En Hoarder— You can divide a chicken g la n d io lh a B i l t a e o t l i c e n t u r y . with mnthctuiatlcal accuracy, Mr». M o th a ra w ill fin ii M r«. W lna»ow*a H o n th la * Ilaahlngtou. Mra. Haahlngton—Divid S y ru p U i» b a t ratn taly to uaa lo t t h a lr c U U a r t j ing It la eaay enough. 1 wish I could d u ttn g ih v lo a th in g p a riu tl. multiply IL— Philadelphia Inquirer. Whan * flati In»»* any of Ita acnlaa, by “ Mamma,” aaltl Jamie, mysteriously, a wound or olbat ui -uua, they arc uevar “ did I ever have a tittle brother that ranawatl. fell Into the well?" “ No,” aald mamma. “ Why?" "Why, when I looked down In the well I aaw u little hoy some thing like me.” “ Mlaa Pechla,” mild Mr. Tlmrnld, at the other end of tlie »ofa. “ If I were to l throw you a kl»a I wonder what you'd ; »ay.” “ Well,“ replied Mlaa Pechla, “ I’d i any you were the lazh-st man I ever aaw.” — Philadelphia Prea*. M u le Tom— Hut perhaps »he doesn’t love Team you. Jack—Oh, yea, »he doea! Tom— How do you know? Jack Wlien I told her that I had no money to get married on alie offered to borrow soine from be' F a m ilia , B o o klet a m i 1 a r lo r C a m e W hig 10 a father.— Philadelphia Inquirer. 1 ‘ae lflc Coaat II >ra* C o., O a k la n d , C al. “ Dear me. John, tlila la dreadful with hot weather on ua and no money to go LEARN XO anywhere. Haven’ t you any country relation» you can acare tqr?.......That'» llSSOftS 250 the trouble. I ’ve wared all I’ve got Walts. T w o Hirj», Tliroo Nt«p, already.” — Haltlmore American. t i t , It a m r romulei« |j taagbt •n4 irnarantrcd (a four I pssom “ Yea.” aald the young man, pensive l* r o f W n l \ \ III m x i . i f saiiis^ Ilirwk P o r t la tu i. O r e f o u C ly. “ a dog I once had saved my life." “Tell me about It," aald the young woman, with eager Interest. 'I »old him for $1," aald the young man. “ when I was nearly atarvlng."—Tlt-HIta. Boys and Girls D< Ptrst to Your Tows Th a grrataai tkigg out for Soclala. “ What made Hrown marry that I I'artlaa and Bn arta amenta, ate. widow?" “ Did you ever drop a penny Uoya eaa do woadara Olrla, It a In a weighing machine and then And claaa. doaa not touch tbo ground uolaaa r t q u l r i d the thing won't work?" "Ye*.” “ That'» Pnatpald l i e each, or the reaaon.” “ What do you mean?" ( I U par doaaa. » I l k _________ v '- aaina or Inarrlpllaa Couldn't get a weigh.” — Denver Post. TOY \ V N »*•> •« •• T I TBM PUI Wife (during the quarrel)— I don't an m tn itiv Itelleve you ever did a charitable act PU ZZLE^, - ~ In your life. Hualmnd— I did one. at leaaf, thnt I have lived to regret. W ife SPECIAL HOLIDAY OFFER ! — Indeed! What wna It, pray? Hus M sil ns Any (ftx>l band— I anved you from dying an old |>li'(uru with p str* maid.— Illustrated Rita. order for SI » and will srn>l you a l>«*iitiiiful |iho:o so- Friend—I am afrnld your husband liriism snt of «am«», f r«u.t*t in a hand- hna a very had cold; he’s continually rotne fmu i* like rut- auecalng. It's quite pnltiful to hear out aide ut«a*iira **r Irani«» lAtlM InctiM him. Why don’t you ask a doctor to " p do all kin«1« of antarcinii and kn Ink see him? Matron—Well, I'm waiting finishing Ht'itd us your tl ma to t*e d«» Juat a few days because It amuses baby %aio|*«»d and flnUh«nl. W o pay rulurti so to aeo hi» father sneeze.—Tlt-Blta. "" geo . m . strong 'You may not remember me. Mlaa J4- w. Park St. Summers,” he said, “ but I wna engaged | PoriUadr Organ to you once." “ Indeed?" the summer girl replied coldly, “ you nave quite a memory for fncea. ’No,” he replied,! glancing at her fulr hand, “ but ! have IN THE R O U G H E S T W E A T H E R for the rings I buy.*«— Philadelphia I AND GUARANTEED A B S O L U T E L Y Press. ^ WATERPROOF “ Rut," protested the space writer, I “ perhaps you could use this article If I were to boll It down?” “ Nothing doing," rejoined the man behind the blue J»en- POMMEL dl. “ If you were to take n gallon of I SLICKERS water and boll It down to a pint. It would still be water.” —Chicago Dally ThH trade mark News. and the word "Well, anyhow,” said Cassidy, "tho T o w e r on the new mill la fitted up flue. Shu re, every buttons distin guish this high thing's In Its right jilnce.’’ "Not at all." grade slicker from replied Casey, "whin I Vint through the Just as good ^J»cre tli' other day I seen a lot o' red b ra n d s * buckets marked 'Fur Fire Only,’ an', falx, there wna wntlier In thlm !’’— Phil adelphia Press. Friend—One of your clerks fells me you raised his salary and told him to Tl»o wall known ralinhlo get married, under panalty of dis charge. Business Man— Yes; I do that to ull my clerks when they get old last anil Herb enough to mnrry. I don’t want any of your independent, conceited men TTii« mad# a lift* study of about my place.—Tlt-Blta. roof a and harlm. and lu that Landlady (to new boarder who Is study dlnoovat*d and la aiv- lug to tha world ola wonder rather stout). I am glad to hear thnt ful rotrudioa. N o M e rc u ry , P o lto o s o r D ru g s U t« d M r C u re s one of my former boarders recommend W ith o u t O p e ra tio n , o r W ith o u t th a A id o f • K n ife Stout Boarder— Ho guarantee« to P ure C a ta rrh . Aathma. Lnnir, ed you to my house. Throat. K hauiuatlam . Krrrouanaaa. N««rum« I> e lility , After Htomach, I.iv a r, K idney Trouble« also I,oat Manhood. Yea, he »poke very highly of It. Fem ale Waaknaaa and A ll P riv a te Dlaeaaea telling him that I had tried all kinds A SUR E C ANCER CURE of antifat without success he advised a Peking, Just R e c e iv e s f r e M m P e k in g , t C h in a —S a fe , S e ra short stay here.— Ally Sloper. Slid Rellehle Mlatrcss—Norah, I told you to give that man with the hand organ a quar C O N S U L T A T IO N P U R R I f yon oeneot nell. w rit* Ipraymptaa b l t t k u i l «(ran- ter to go down to the next block and T H R O " . * V k A U lV rt 1“ M | M ? I!»R CO. grind Ida mnehine In front of Mr. 1 « 1? Pira. It., Oor. Morrison. Portland, O) Upps-Tart'n house—and he's out here PI» i Mentloa T k l. Paper on the sidewalk again! Nornh—YIs, P. N. U N e . 50—« 7 mum. He any» th' leddy In the next ko k d r « Ü M r t p le a s e block gave Mm half a dollar to com« W ’ e M r iM tfl« sum.—Chicago Tribune. ^% é \ Y e a r s i n ^ 2 P o r tla n d Doing work for the bent peo ple is positive proof of our reliability and of the confi dence our patients have in us. EXAM INATIONS FR E E and invited. Write and let us know what time you have to spare in Portland and we will arrange to give you that time. L A D Y ATTENDANT. A u ijers 20 BORAX DANCE The Inkter-Bob Return Top MADE FOR SERVICE C. Gee Wo CHINESE DOCTOR “A n d It D i d ’t H u r t a B it” Painless Extraction 50 Gents Plates $5.00 and Up BEST PLATE WORK If your teeth have be come so useless that it is impossible to firmly set a bridge, we re move the old stumps without the SLIGHT EST PAIN, and make y o u a p l a t e wi t h TEETH TH AT YOU CAN CHEW WITH AND T H E PLATE STICKS UP TO ITS PROPER PLACE WHEN YOU TALK. Twenty years continu ous practice in this work is a guarantee of satisfaction in every case. Once Our Customer Always Our Customer OUT OF TOWN PEOPLE Should remember that our, force i* so organized that W E CAN DO THEIR EN TIRE CROWN, BRIDGE AND PLATE WORK in a day if necessary. POSIT- I V E L Y PAINLESS E X - TRACTING FREE when plates or bridges are order ed. WE REMOVE THE MOST SENSITIVE TEETH AND ROOTS WITHOUT THE LEAST PAIN. Ten chair*. NO STUDENTS; no uncertainty—but SPEC IALISTS who do the most scientific and careful work.