F o r Lung
T roubles
“ Cheer up I There la u allver lining
to every cloud!’’ “ Well, what good 1«
that? I hnvcu’t got an alrablp.”—
Ayer’s Cherry Pectoral cer­
rick-Afe-t’ p.
tainly cures coughs, colds,
Howell -You ncani to think that I
bronchitis,consumption. And
will lone If I niukc the InveatuienL
It certainly strengthens weak
Powell My boy, It la Juat Ilk» tudorg-
throats and weak lungs. , lug h note for u friend. iir<M>klyn Life.
Friend Ho Hint Ja your little boy?
Therecan be no mistake about
, lie look» very Intelligent. Proud Minna
this. You know it is true. And
—Juat tin I was at hi» age. My duugb-
your own doctor will say so. jter, now, la more like her father.—
“ Mjr llttl. boy had m t.r r ltil. rough. I triad
Noa IxilNlra.
• v c y lh ln * I roul>l hoar o f but lu ».In until
I triad Ayar'a ( l i . r t f I'artoral Tha Br.t
“ Youngling la going to oiarry the
night ha war battar, and ha rtaadlly Improrad
until ha war parlatiliy » " I I . " - M u». B. J.
I widow Hen peck.” “ Why, ahe'a twice
MTSBLB, Alton. III.
| an old ua he |».’’ “ Oh, well, hell age
b j r J . O A f t Oo., Lo w all,
| fnat enough after the wedding.“ —
Alov tn au ufbolurert o f
Town and Country.
SAKSAPAglLLA.
I’ll 1.8.
‘That flaliennnn la alwnya tnJklng
HAIR VIOOR.
alxntt the whoppers he caught." “ He
K«r>p »hr bowel* rinuinr with Ayer’s doesn't catch them," answered Mlaa
Pills and thus hasten recoverv. Cayenne. “ Me merely tells them.” —
Waahltiglon Star.
C u M jn gnu
w a r*
In tro d u c a ti
lo to
En­
Hoarder— You can divide a chicken
g la n d io lh a B i l t a e o t l i c e n t u r y .
with mnthctuiatlcal accuracy, Mr».
M o th a ra w ill fin ii M r«. W lna»ow*a H o n th la *
Ilaahlngtou. Mra. Haahlngton—Divid­
S y ru p U i» b a t ratn taly to uaa lo t t h a lr c U U a r t j
ing It la eaay enough. 1 wish I could
d u ttn g ih v lo a th in g p a riu tl.
multiply IL— Philadelphia Inquirer.
Whan * flati In»»* any of Ita acnlaa, by
“ Mamma,” aaltl Jamie, mysteriously,
a wound or olbat ui -uua, they arc uevar
“ did I ever have a tittle brother that
ranawatl.
fell Into the well?" “ No,” aald mamma.
“ Why?"
"Why, when I looked down
In the well I aaw u little hoy some­
thing like me.”
“ Mlaa Pechla,” mild Mr. Tlmrnld, at
the other end of tlie »ofa. “ If I were to
l throw you a kl»a I wonder what you'd
; »ay.” “ Well,“ replied Mlaa Pechla, “ I’d
i any you were the lazh-st man I ever
aaw.” — Philadelphia Prea*.
M u le
Tom— Hut perhaps »he doesn’t love
Team
you. Jack—Oh, yea, »he doea! Tom—
How do you know? Jack Wlien I told
her that I had no money to get married
on alie offered to borrow soine from be'
F a m ilia , B o o klet a m i 1 a r lo r C a m e W hig 10 a
father.— Philadelphia Inquirer.
1 ‘ae lflc Coaat II >ra* C o., O a k la n d , C al.
“ Dear me. John, tlila la dreadful with
hot weather on ua and no money to go
LEARN XO
anywhere. Haven’ t you any country
relation» you can acare tqr?.......That'»
llSSOftS 250
the trouble. I ’ve wared all I’ve got
Walts. T w o Hirj», Tliroo Nt«p,
already.” — Haltlmore American.
t i t , It a m r romulei« |j taagbt
•n4 irnarantrcd (a four I pssom
“ Yea.” aald the young man, pensive­
l* r o f W n l \ \ III m x i . i f saiiis^
Ilirwk
P o r t la tu i. O r e f o u C
ly. “ a dog I once had saved my life."
“Tell me about It," aald the young
woman, with eager Interest. 'I »old
him for $1," aald the young man. “ when
I was nearly atarvlng."—Tlt-HIta.
Boys and Girls D< Ptrst to Your Tows
Th a grrataai tkigg out for Soclala.
“ What made Hrown marry that
I I'artlaa and Bn arta amenta, ate.
widow?"
“ Did you ever drop a penny
Uoya eaa do woadara Olrla, It a
In a weighing machine and then And
claaa. doaa not touch tbo
ground uolaaa r t q u l r i d
the thing won't work?" "Ye*.” “ That'»
Pnatpald l i e each, or
the reaaon.” “ What do you mean?"
( I U par doaaa. » I l k
_________ v '-
aaina or Inarrlpllaa
Couldn't get a weigh.” — Denver Post.
TOY \ V N »*•>
•« ••
T I TBM PUI
Wife (during the quarrel)— I don't
an
m tn itiv
Itelleve you ever did a charitable act
PU ZZLE^, - ~
In your life. Hualmnd— I did one. at
leaaf, thnt I have lived to regret. W ife
SPECIAL HOLIDAY OFFER ! — Indeed! What wna It, pray? Hus­
M sil ns Any (ftx>l
band— I anved you from dying an old
|>li'(uru with p str*
maid.— Illustrated Rita.
order for SI » and
will srn>l you a
l>«*iitiiiful |iho:o so-
Friend—I am afrnld your husband
liriism snt of «am«»,
f r«u.t*t in a hand-
hna a very had cold; he’s continually
rotne fmu i* like rut-
auecalng. It's quite pnltiful to hear
out aide ut«a*iira **r
Irani«» lAtlM InctiM
him. Why don’t you ask a doctor to
" p do all kin«1« of
antarcinii and kn Ink
see him? Matron—Well, I'm waiting
finishing
Ht'itd us
your tl ma to t*e d«»
Juat a few days because It amuses baby
%aio|*«»d and flnUh«nl.
W o pay rulurti
so to aeo hi» father sneeze.—Tlt-Blta.
"" geo . m . strong
'You may not remember me. Mlaa
J4- w. Park St.
Summers,” he said, “ but I wna engaged |
PoriUadr Organ
to you once." “ Indeed?" the summer
girl replied coldly, “ you nave quite a
memory for fncea. ’No,” he replied,!
glancing at her fulr hand, “ but ! have
IN THE R O U G H E S T W E A T H E R
for the rings I buy.*«— Philadelphia I
AND GUARANTEED A B S O L U T E L Y
Press.
^ WATERPROOF
“ Rut," protested the space writer, I
“ perhaps you could use this article If I
were to boll It down?” “ Nothing doing,"
rejoined the man behind the blue J»en-
POMMEL
dl. “ If you were to take n gallon of I
SLICKERS
water and boll It down to a pint. It
would still be water.” —Chicago Dally
ThH trade mark
News.
and the word
"Well, anyhow,” said Cassidy, "tho
T o w e r on the
new mill la fitted up flue. Shu re, every­
buttons distin­
guish this high
thing's In Its right jilnce.’’ "Not at all."
grade slicker from
replied Casey, "whin I Vint through
the Just as good
^J»cre tli' other day I seen a lot o' red
b ra n d s
* buckets marked 'Fur Fire Only,’ an',
falx, there wna wntlier In thlm !’’— Phil­
adelphia Press.
Friend—One of your clerks fells me
you raised his salary and told him to
Tl»o wall known ralinhlo
get married, under panalty of dis­
charge. Business Man— Yes; I do that
to ull my clerks when they get old
last anil Herb
enough to mnrry. I don’t want any
of your independent, conceited men
TTii« mad# a lift* study of about my place.—Tlt-Blta.
roof a and harlm. and lu that
Landlady (to new boarder who Is
study dlnoovat*d and la aiv-
lug to tha world ola wonder­
rather stout). I am glad to hear thnt
ful rotrudioa.
N o M e rc u ry , P o lto o s o r D ru g s U t« d M r C u re s one of my former boarders recommend­
W ith o u t O p e ra tio n , o r W ith o u t th a A id o f • K n ife
Stout Boarder—
Ho guarantee« to P ure C a ta rrh . Aathma. Lnnir, ed you to my house.
Throat. K hauiuatlam . Krrrouanaaa. N««rum« I> e lility ,
After
Htomach, I.iv a r, K idney Trouble« also I,oat Manhood. Yea, he »poke very highly of It.
Fem ale Waaknaaa and A ll P riv a te Dlaeaaea
telling him that I had tried all kinds
A SUR E C ANCER CURE
of antifat without success he advised a
Peking,
Just R e c e iv e s f r e M
m P
e k in g , t
C h in a —S a fe , S e ra
short stay here.— Ally Sloper.
Slid Rellehle
Mlatrcss—Norah, I told you to give
that man with the hand organ a quar­
C O N S U L T A T IO N
P U R R
I f yon oeneot nell. w rit* Ipraymptaa b l t t k u i l «(ran- ter to go down to the next block and
T H R O " . * V k
A U lV rt 1“ M | M ? I!»R CO.
grind Ida mnehine In front of Mr.
1 «
1? Pira. It., Oor. Morrison.
Portland, O)
Upps-Tart'n house—and he's out here
PI»
i Mentloa T k l. Paper
on the sidewalk again! Nornh—YIs,
P. N. U
N e . 50—« 7
mum. He any» th' leddy In the next
ko k d r « Ü M r t p le a s e
block gave Mm half a dollar to com«
W ’ e M r iM tfl«
sum.—Chicago Tribune.
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