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About The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current | View Entire Issue (Oct. 11, 1907)
C roakers General Debility iy r u n < * ffig s Day In sad day out there Is that feeling of weakness that makes a burden of Itself. Food does not strengthen. Vlleep does not refreab. It Is hard to do, hard to bear, what should be easy,—vitality Is on the ebb, and the whole system suffers. For this condition take { ^ E lix ir S e n n a facts j>ontly y<»t prompt l y on the bowels, cleanses H i e system e||octually, Bassists one in overcoming b a b itu a l constipation perm anently. T o get its ; oenujieioi effects buy |the Genuine. _punu fat turn! Itytho CALIFORNIA f io S T rm jp C o . SOLO BT ICADINC DRUCGtVS-601 «~MTTLL llir rl; *.l.><»lluu. "What would twelve ton« of small egg co*t me?” «aid the callur at the coal | office. The young man behind the railing quot- [ ed the prevailing pries. “ Would It he an* cheaper if I took fifteen tone?'1 asked the other. "Not a cent.” ” lt'« to*» lunch. You won't catch me paying any sue I* price na that." “That'* eiactly what you'll |»ay If you are going to burn any coal thla winter." “O, 1 gucaa not. I bought my winter supply last April. Juat dropped in to aee If I mad* any money by buying it then. I aee I did. Good day.” — Chicago Tribune. w orris n«»d "There never win a time In my Ufa, fellow citizen«,” egelaluied the candidate, "when I hadn't the courage to call a •padc a Npaile I” '‘ Yea.'’ «poke up an old fanner In the audience; "and there never waa a time In your life when you had the courage to take one In your band!” Itr la e h a l.le l l » n « l « . Nut to lie l * o t O ff. Not a M erger. Jonah waa explaining mnttcra. " It wam't a consolidation,” he «aid. “ It waa a clear case of abaorption. I wn* merely one of the wbale'a uaoeta.” Itejoiring that be had coine out whole, ae it weic, and landed un hi« feet, he rs- eolved not to engage In any more such en- terpriaea, nnd fared hopefully on hi« way to Nineveh. I*u a»l» Joke. "M y w ife’s away, and If I didn't write her every day alie'd anme home.” " I notice you are careful to write her every day.” (Q uery; 1» thla commendation or Innuendo?) — I’lltnhurg I»isnatch. A BARGAIN IN FARMS. Finn tar in of •'<*) acre», northern Douglas county. 45 acr*-» i U«r><l Inml very rich. In l■llloll«,‘. liiw string" vall'-y, f> room home and oilier liuiiittrign, flue Whter, t aciei ilr tlmt.er, fine orehwid « l l k l i d trull« and berrte». In elnituu all crop-. rn...| home, cow «n«l cult, l Angora kid», t. Potami China pigi. Po her - all fm in Impteine I», hou»e (urn.»Iiuig»complete — eveiytlifiig gee« tor I'J..'»«' owner mini »aeri- fict* lit olire <»ii account of tick tic«*. Write for full iiarllcularn to O, A 1)KAK1.NU, P. O. Box 2.2, KoM’ btirg,<>re. dish, sprinkling each layer with salt nnd bits o f butter nnd pouring over It four o r five spoonfuls o f well-seasoned tomato sauce. When the dish Is full o f the toast pour over nnd nround It an abundance o f tomato sauce, cover and set In the oven for ten minutes or uutll steaming hot all through. A t to Iced Tew. Every time you »It down to the table this hot weather there is more or less discussion upon tin* subject o f lc**d tea, unlcm all nre agree*! that It Is the only drink for summer. The fact la that It Is purely a personal matter, and while some thrive on lc*»l ten, It 1» ns so much poison to others. It Bhould not !>e forced upon those who prefer some thing warm In the stomach, nlthough tiot water might serve the same pur- I kjsc . linked A p p le . Peel nnd core tart. Juicy apples. A r range In a baking pan nnd fill the holes left by the cores with a little cbopjHil apple mixed with a few chopped rai sins nnd flavored with lemon Juice and abundantly sweetened. Pour a half cup o f s\voeten<*d water nhout the apples nnd bake for forty minutes In n good oven. Eat cold with cream nnd sugar or with the sauce from nrouud ‘hem. A M fx lra n Stow. Stt*w the desired meat, nddlng »alt The Wenatchee Valley Irrigated Ap to taste. When this 1» done, set nt ple Orchards arc paying $500 to $1500 tho Hide o f the stove. Toast red peppers per aero this yea-, t'ascado Orchard», over the hot coals until the outer skin one mile from Ia*avenworth, in now on can be readily removed. Mince tho sale, (¡«it particulars tree horn H . C. Peter«, fiL’ 2 Alaska Hlilg., Seattle peppers fine, and ndd them to the gravy o f the mont. Boll for a few minutes, thicken with a llttlo flour nml serve. n g r a v in g Write Us Stewed tomatoes may also be added. If liked. PLATES IRRIGATED LAND IN WASHINGTON E FOR P R I N T I N G C n b lin g c HICKS-CHATTEN Portland Oregon THE MEN WHO KNOW TH E SUPERIOR QUALITIES OF \\ SLICKERS. SUITS AND HATS are the men who hove put them to the hard est tests in the rough est weather. Get the original Tower's Fish Brand \ ’ i No. 41-07 rilKN writing to act v«rtl«era plesso mention thin piip«r. I C akes. Slice thin layers o f bread cut Into small squares. Place a layer o f Swiss choose between squares o f bread after sprinkling a little salt and r**d popper on olioese. Have a little melt*«l butter In rhnfing dish, nnd toast the snnd- wlche« a golden brown. Serve with black coffee. F la v o rin g made since 1836 tATALOc r* te r o t rrtr ask / nq r. n . u. rn n llc d n to . Wash n cabbage, cut It up nnd boll In an enrthen i»>t. Put a little white wine vinegar In a saucepan, bring It to the boll, add, gradually, two well-boat- en egg», three-quarters o f a pint o f dotted cream, nml a little butter. Mix well, rfnd, while boiling, ndd salt nnd l>cppcr, and pour over the cabbage. Serve cold. D rea m vN H orn«, Peddler — Wouldn't you like some mottoes for your bouse, mum? It's very cheering to a husband to see a nle« motto on the wall whsn be comes home. Mrs. Dagg— You might sell me one If you've got one that says, "Better 1st« than never.” Ilia Sarrtar«. “ I fenr that you must have sacrificed your conscience occasionally,” said the sincere, friend. “ Well,” answered Mr. Dustin Stax, “ a mnn ought not to expect to be a» successful as I am without some sacri fice."— Washington Star. T s k r . .No Part. “ He seems to be a good man, but hi P ro h ib itio n . cheats In a horse trade. How can b* Physician— You must not eat be- reconcile that with hla conscience?” tween rneals. "M y dear sir, when a man trades Boarder— But thnt Is the only chance home« his conscience always goes to I get.— New York Sun. sleep.” O rrr at S t. J o e . The elopers were all smiles. The parson had Ju»t tied the knot. Sud denly the telephone buzzed furiously and the bride’s father shouted:* “ W alt for m e!” But the bridegroom only smiled some more and sweetly replied; “ Not on your life, dad-in-law! Tim e and ‘tied’ I * l e k l e r i V V u I r r m H n n Ytlnri. Remove thick paring from water wait for no man. W e are tied now.” melon rind and cut out all o f the pink O ur O w n M ln a trels. portion; then cut In piece« o f uniform “ Mlstah John»ing, wot am de difTunce alr.e, cook In holllng water to cover 'tween a fu»t class seventy dollah tailah until eoft and drain. There should be made suit o’ clo'es an' a fo' dollah ready aev**n pound» o f rind. Put In a pre made suit?” serving k<*ttl«*, add three cupful» o f “That's a little too deep for me, George. vinegar, 3 ,/4 pound» o f brown sugar, You will have to tell me. What is the one ounce o f slick cinnamon broken In difference between a first class $70 tailor plec«-« nnd half an oum-e o f whole made suit of clothes and a $4 ready made cloves. Bring slowly to the boiling j>olnt, let simmer two nnd one-ha If * o u n 4 ril F a m i l i a r . hours, pack In Jars, ndd the sirup to Eva— t'ncle Tom mad«* inillhma with fill the Jars to overflowing and adjuxt hla mine». Wh**tt he w**nt over to Eu- the covers.— Woman’s Home Compan r*<[>c he could uffortl a private cabin for ion. himself. T O lit It to Toflffit. F.dmi -Grnobrun! How funny I Cut the crust» from a loaf o f bread Kva— What 1» funny, dear? nnd slice. Toast It lightly, and a» each Kdun Why, It muat h a w been “ Un- all*« la toasted dip It In bolltng milk cle Ton»’» Cabin.” Halted. Put In layers In a pudding "I'm very worry, but I can't pay that bill to-day. You «<•<•, the butcher has JiiHt be**n here nud "Yea,” mild the grocer, " I juat met him and he wild you put him off be muse you had to pay me. Here'« my bill."— Milwaukee Sentinel, It vitalises the blo<»d and gives vigor and tons to all the organs and functions. In usual liquid form or In chocolated tablets known as S a rs a ta b s . 100(loses ft, W rlc o m i* ositr Don’t have a falling out with your hair. It might leave you! Then what? That would mean thin, scraggly, uneven, rough hair. Keep your hair at home l Fasten it tightly to your scalp! You can easily do it with Ayer’s Hair Vigor. It is something more than a simple hair dress ing. It is a hair medicine, a hair tonic, a hair food. Tho best kind o! a testimonial — “ Sold fo r o ver s ix ty ^ a r s . ” bj J. C. Ay*r Co.. LowffiU, Æ i/ers m ootoatut i t » of I lls tb c SABSAPAklLU. PILLS. CH UUtV PECTORAL. I m lillr Fads. One of the prettiest sights to be seen n any of the parks that boast fountains C IT O V itsrf T>«nrs »n il all îi'r v 'r o » Dtseo»«a | and water lilies Is the bathing of the f l I Ò permanantljr cured br I>r. K l.n . '» <»r-a» The little fellows bop from one Nervi- Restorer. Herd for K R K K |2trlal botti* and ; birds. treat!»*. l)r. U. I L Kll-Xe, 1st.. M l A.-cli nt.. Pbtln.,Pn 1 lily pad to another until they find on« j that dii»s enough to take on water, and A M ean T ric k . here. In the round, green, floating tub Smith— Y «u say you write dunning provided by nature, they flutter nnd letter» to yourself and sign them with flourish until the bath Is aeeoiflplished. fictitious names. What do you do that it Is a sight o f never-ending Interest for for? bird lovers. Jones— You see, my w ife Is always Mother* will find Mrs. Wtnilow** Soothing after me for money, and when she Syrup the b si rerned- to u*e lor their children reads those letters she becomes discour luring the teething p.-rioa. aged. A K eller to Him. “ It must tie hard.” said the friend, W e u t w ith H er. Mr. Subbubs— So you got rid o f the ‘to have your wife running off to woman's rights meetings and all that f i r l at last. Mrs. Subbubs— Yes; she left a few tort o f thing every night.” “ Hard?” replied Henpeck. "why It’s I minutes ago. I can sit comfortably home Mr. Subbubs— Huh! she certainly »ren t! ind not iiave to listen to her.”— Phila- took her own time. Mrs. Subbubs— Yes, and our time, ! ielphia Press. too. The parlor clock Is gone.— Phila How’ s This? delphia Press. We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any “ I knowed yo' couldn't tell, Mistnh Johrudng. E f yo' could, yo’ wouldn’t be wear in’ dat suit o’ han-ine-dowas yo’ got on now.” "Ladies and gentlemen, the pleasing T h e T r o u b le . tenor, Mr. I'ierce de Skize. will sing that Jones— I understand there Is trouble most touching of ballads, ‘Policeman, Please Grab the Other Arm; My Vacci between Mrs. Poet and her husband. nation Is Taking!” ’ Smith— Yes. He couldn’t sell his poemss and she couldn't eat them, so V a r la tlo a a o f C ard«. she left him. There nre an enormous number of possible variations o f cards In card Dlalllaaton. games. Every man when he takes up The American contractor stood at the his cards at whist holds one out of base of the great pyramid and looked at S35.013.559.fiu0 posalble hands. The the venerable monument in disgust. “ I t ’s a big pile, all right," be said; total number o f variations possible among all players is so great as almost "and it may do well enough for Egypt, but if a man In the United States should to exceed belief. It has been calculated turn out a job of stone work like that the that If « million men were engaged In papers would roast him from Hoboken to dealing cards at the rate o f one deal Hegewisch.” every minute day nnd night for 100,- Turning away disappointed, he con 000,000 years they would have exhaust soled himself by taking a ride qp a camel, ed only a hundred-thousandth part of which animal he found fully up to all the descriptions be had read of it. the variations o f the cards. i l M y H air Ran Away W e ll Shakes. "And you never got seasick?” said the young woman In the steamer chair. “ N ever!” replied the young mnn who was leanlDg against the lifeboat. "Htrange! Yon must have been shaken so often you have become used to i t r " I should say so. 1 was shaken by six girls In one year.” —Chicago News. Hood’s Sarsaparilla Every housewife la confronted with the problem o f whut to do with cupa on which the handle« hnve lawn brok- ui. Him dial Ike» to llw'nrd them en tirely, yet they are undeal ruble nud un- »Ightly. A very »lin- ple meuna o f mend- Ifig * u c h pnrtly broken crockery ha» lawn Invented hy a Washington m a n . It eon»l«ta o f a de tachable h a n d l e * i.AMi-h o . n * i »•, itiat can la* clnmfju-d on any piece o f crockery deal red. The handle 1« eoin|>oHc<l o f a «tiring ban<L which la attached to the clamp. The latter 1» «llppiil over the edge o f the cup nnd the dam p faatened. When the cup 1« finally broken beyond ret »air, the clump cun lie readily removed nnd at tached to another having a broken handle. A half doren o f th**«e detach able handle« would be n welcome addi tion to every houitclxdd, lielng uhi « 1 ua required. P o p a ls i, Pays a London dispatch : "Frogs have succeeded monkeys as the reigning («•ts o f the fools who delight In calling themselves society ladles. Not a colli sion frog, o f course, but rare exotic varieties, like the Amazon river frog, which now costs $100 or more apiece." ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by H ad'« Catarrh Cure. F. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, O We, the undersigned, have known F. J. Cheney for the lait 15 years, and believe hint perfectly honorable in al. bubness transactions and financially able to carry out any obliga tion made bv hi« firm WALDING. K INN AN A MARVIN, Wholesale Druggists, Toledo.O H all’s Catarrah Cure is »ken internally, act* lng directly upon the blood and mucous sur faces of the system. Testimonials sent free. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists. Take Hall’s Family Pills lor Constipation. S o m eth in g P ra ctica l. Just in the outskirts of Scantlinsville the man in the automobile stopped. A team of horses, driven by an old farmer, was dragging a split log ovyr the road. “ What’s all this?” asked the man In I the automobile. "Sorry, sir,” answered the old farmer, "but you'll have to turn out. This is the good roads* movement." ^21 & I AVegclablc Preparation for As similating (he Food nnd Recula - lincj the Stomachs mu! Bowels of IN FA N T S / C H IL D K LN o t N ' a h c o t ic Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It eoutains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic «ubstancc. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea ami W ind Colic. It relieves Teething' Troubles, cures Constipation and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the Stomach and Iiowels, giving healthy and natural sleep. Tho Children’s Panacea—Tho Mother’s Friend. . /trip* o f o u DrSAMi iZPrraiE/t J\wnfkut Sand- Atx Smim * HatAUU imkt — 4 a jf M * Jwtfmnrnni ■ Jh CartonitirSoJa * HirmStod - CUtnhrJ Siu/nr EtÉÉryn— .varar GENUINE Apcrfrct Remedy forCnnsllpn- llon. Sour Slontarh.Diarrhoea Worms .Convulsions .Feverish ness and L o s s of Tho K ind You Iiave Always Bong-lit, and which Las been in uso for over 3 0 j’ears, has borne the tignatnro o f and has been made nnucr his per sonal supervision since its infancy. A llow no one to deceive you in this. A ll Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-good’* are but Experiments that triile with and endanger tho health o f Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment, What is CASTORIA Promoics Di^eslionClKcrful- ness and Resi.Contains neilher Opium.Morphine nor Mineral. N IrViWwN CASTORIA ALWAYS Bears the Signature of S leep . Facsimile Signature o f d L & Ÿ fà te J C i». NEW YORK. is The Kind You Have Always Bought EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER. In Use F o r O ve r 3 0 Years T H E C E N T A U R C O M P A N Y , T T M U R R A Y S T R E E T , N E W T O S H C fT Y s th e Cakes. Put an orange or n letnon In the Jar or box with your newly made sweet cake» or eooklds nnd you w ill find It will give them a delicate nnd delicious Color more goods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, w o o l and cotton equally w a ll flnvor. Dried orange or lemon peel , and Is guaranteed to give perfect result*. A sk dealer, or w e w ill send post paid at 10c a P a c k a g e .„W rite for free booklet h o w to dye, bleacb|and m ix colera. MONROE DRUG C O M PA N Y , Quincy, Ulinola. w ill do the same. PUTNAM FADELESS DYES