The Stayton mail. (Stayton, Marion County, Or.) 1895-current, October 11, 1907, Image 7

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    C roakers
General Debility
iy r u n < * ffig s
Day In sad day out there Is that feeling
of weakness that makes a burden of Itself.
Food does not strengthen.
Vlleep does not refreab.
It Is hard to do, hard to bear, what
should be easy,—vitality Is on the ebb, and
the whole system suffers.
For this condition take
{ ^ E lix ir S e n n a
facts j>ontly y<»t prompt­
l y on the bowels, cleanses
H i e system e||octually,
Bassists one in overcoming
b a b itu a l constipation
perm anently. T o get its
; oenujieioi effects buy
|the Genuine.
_punu fat turn! Itytho
CALIFORNIA
f io S T rm jp C o .
SOLO BT ICADINC DRUCGtVS-601 «~MTTLL
llir rl;
*.l.><»lluu.
"What would twelve ton« of small egg
co*t me?” «aid the callur at the coal
| office.
The young man behind the railing quot-
[ ed the prevailing pries.
“ Would It he an* cheaper if I took
fifteen tone?'1 asked the other.
"Not a cent.”
” lt'« to*» lunch. You won't catch me
paying any sue I* price na that."
“That'* eiactly what you'll |»ay If you
are going to burn any coal thla winter."
“O, 1 gucaa not. I bought my winter
supply last April. Juat dropped in to
aee If I mad* any money by buying it
then. I aee I did. Good day.” — Chicago
Tribune.
w orris n«»d
"There never win a time In my Ufa,
fellow citizen«,” egelaluied the candidate,
"when I hadn't the courage to call a
•padc a Npaile I”
'‘ Yea.'’ «poke up an old fanner In the
audience; "and there never waa a time
In your life when you had the courage to
take one In your band!”
Itr la e h a l.le l l » n « l « .
Nut to lie
l * o t O ff.
Not a M erger.
Jonah waa explaining mnttcra.
" It wam't a consolidation,” he «aid.
“ It waa a clear case of abaorption. I
wn* merely one of the wbale'a uaoeta.”
Itejoiring that be had coine out whole,
ae it weic, and landed un hi« feet, he rs-
eolved not to engage In any more such en-
terpriaea, nnd fared hopefully on hi« way
to Nineveh.
I*u a»l» Joke.
"M y w ife’s away, and If I didn't
write her every day alie'd anme home.”
" I notice you are careful to write her
every day.”
(Q uery;
1» thla commendation or
Innuendo?) — I’lltnhurg I»isnatch.
A BARGAIN IN FARMS.
Finn tar in of •'<*) acre», northern Douglas
county. 45 acr*-» i U«r><l Inml very rich. In
l■llloll«,‘. liiw string" vall'-y, f> room home and
oilier liuiiittrign, flue Whter, t aciei ilr tlmt.er,
fine orehwid « l l k l i d trull« and berrte». In
elnituu all crop-. rn...| home, cow «n«l cult, l
Angora kid», t. Potami China pigi. Po her - all
fm in Impteine I», hou»e (urn.»Iiuig»complete —
eveiytlifiig gee« tor I'J..'»«' owner mini »aeri-
fict* lit olire <»ii account of tick tic«*. Write for
full iiarllcularn to O, A 1)KAK1.NU, P. O. Box
2.2, KoM’ btirg,<>re.
dish, sprinkling each layer with salt
nnd bits o f butter nnd pouring over It
four o r five spoonfuls o f well-seasoned
tomato sauce. When the dish Is full
o f the toast pour over nnd nround It
an abundance o f tomato sauce, cover
and set In the oven for ten minutes or
uutll steaming hot all through.
A t to Iced Tew.
Every time you »It down to the table
this hot weather there is more or less
discussion upon tin* subject o f lc**d tea,
unlcm all nre agree*! that It Is the only
drink for summer. The fact la that It
Is purely a personal matter, and while
some thrive on lc*»l ten, It 1» ns so
much poison to others. It Bhould not
!>e forced upon those who prefer some­
thing warm In the stomach, nlthough
tiot water might serve the same pur-
I kjsc .
linked A p p le .
Peel nnd core tart. Juicy apples. A r­
range In a baking pan nnd fill the holes
left by the cores with a little cbopjHil
apple mixed with a few chopped rai­
sins nnd flavored with lemon Juice and
abundantly sweetened. Pour a half­
cup o f s\voeten<*d water nhout the
apples nnd bake for forty minutes In n
good oven. Eat cold with cream nnd
sugar or with the sauce from nrouud
‘hem.
A M fx lra n Stow.
Stt*w the desired meat, nddlng »alt
The Wenatchee Valley Irrigated Ap­ to taste.
When this 1» done, set nt
ple Orchards arc paying $500 to $1500 tho Hide o f the stove. Toast red peppers
per aero this yea-,
t'ascado Orchard»,
over the hot coals until the outer skin
one mile from Ia*avenworth, in now on
can be readily removed. Mince tho
sale, (¡«it particulars tree horn
H . C. Peter«, fiL’ 2 Alaska Hlilg., Seattle peppers fine, and ndd them to the gravy
o f the mont. Boll for a few minutes,
thicken with a llttlo flour nml serve.
n g r a v in g
Write Us
Stewed tomatoes may also be added. If
liked.
PLATES
IRRIGATED LAND IN WASHINGTON
E
FOR P R I N T I N G
C n b lin g c
HICKS-CHATTEN
Portland
Oregon
THE MEN WHO KNOW
TH E SUPERIOR
QUALITIES OF
\\
SLICKERS. SUITS
AND HATS
are the men who hove
put them to the hard­
est tests in the rough­
est weather.
Get the original
Tower's Fish Brand
\
’ i
No. 41-07
rilKN writing to act v«rtl«era plesso
mention thin piip«r.
I
C akes.
Slice thin layers o f bread cut Into
small squares. Place a layer o f Swiss
choose between squares o f bread after
sprinkling a little salt and r**d popper
on olioese. Have a little melt*«l butter
In rhnfing dish, nnd toast the snnd-
wlche« a golden brown.
Serve with
black coffee.
F la v o rin g
made since 1836
tATALOc r* te r o t rrtr ask / nq
r. n . u.
rn n llc d n to .
Wash n cabbage, cut It up nnd boll
In an enrthen i»>t. Put a little white
wine vinegar In a saucepan, bring It to
the boll, add, gradually, two well-boat-
en egg», three-quarters o f a pint o f
dotted cream, nml a little butter. Mix
well, rfnd, while boiling, ndd salt nnd
l>cppcr, and pour over the cabbage.
Serve cold.
D rea m
vN
H orn«,
Peddler — Wouldn't you like some
mottoes for your bouse, mum? It's
very cheering to a husband to see a
nle« motto on the wall whsn be comes
home.
Mrs. Dagg— You might sell me one
If you've got one that says, "Better
1st« than never.”
Ilia Sarrtar«.
“ I fenr that you must have sacrificed
your conscience occasionally,” said the
sincere, friend.
“ Well,” answered Mr. Dustin Stax,
“ a mnn ought not to expect to be a»
successful as I am without some sacri­
fice."— Washington Star.
T s k r . .No Part.
“ He seems to be a good man, but hi
P ro h ib itio n .
cheats In a horse trade. How can b*
Physician— You must not eat be-
reconcile that with hla conscience?”
tween rneals.
"M y dear sir, when a man trades
Boarder— But thnt Is the only chance
home« his conscience always goes to
I
get.—
New York Sun.
sleep.”
O rrr
at
S t. J o e .
The elopers were all smiles. The
parson had Ju»t tied the knot. Sud­
denly the telephone buzzed furiously
and the bride’s father shouted:*
“ W alt for m e!”
But the bridegroom only smiled some
more and sweetly replied; “ Not on
your life, dad-in-law! Tim e and ‘tied’
I * l e k l e r i V V u I r r m H n n Ytlnri.
Remove thick paring from water­ wait for no man. W e are tied now.”
melon rind and cut out all o f the pink
O ur O w n M ln a trels.
portion; then cut In piece« o f uniform
“ Mlstah John»ing, wot am de difTunce
alr.e, cook In holllng water to cover 'tween a fu»t class seventy dollah tailah
until eoft and drain. There should be made suit o’ clo'es an' a fo' dollah ready
aev**n pound» o f rind. Put In a pre­ made suit?”
serving k<*ttl«*, add three cupful» o f
“That's a little too deep for me, George.
vinegar, 3 ,/4 pound» o f brown sugar, You will have to tell me. What is the
one ounce o f slick cinnamon broken In difference between a first class $70 tailor
plec«-« nnd half an oum-e o f whole made suit of clothes and a $4 ready made
cloves. Bring slowly to the boiling
j>olnt, let simmer two nnd one-ha If
* o u n 4 ril F a m i l i a r .
hours, pack In Jars, ndd the sirup to
Eva— t'ncle Tom mad«* inillhma with fill the Jars to overflowing and adjuxt
hla mine». Wh**tt he w**nt over to Eu- the covers.— Woman’s Home Compan­
r*<[>c he could uffortl a private cabin for ion.
himself.
T O lit It to Toflffit.
F.dmi -Grnobrun! How funny I
Cut the crust» from a loaf o f bread
Kva— What 1» funny, dear?
nnd slice. Toast It lightly, and a» each
Kdun Why, It muat h a w been “ Un-
all*« la toasted dip It In bolltng milk
cle Ton»’» Cabin.”
Halted. Put In layers In a pudding
"I'm very worry, but I can't pay that
bill to-day. You «<•<•, the butcher has
JiiHt be**n here nud
"Yea,” mild the grocer, " I juat met
him and he wild you put him off be­
muse you had to pay me. Here'« my
bill."— Milwaukee Sentinel,
It vitalises the blo<»d and gives vigor and
tons to all the organs and functions.
In usual liquid form or In chocolated
tablets known as S a rs a ta b s . 100(loses ft,
W rlc o m i*
ositr
Don’t have a falling out with
your hair. It might leave you!
Then what? That would mean
thin, scraggly, uneven, rough
hair. Keep your hair at home l
Fasten it tightly to your scalp!
You can easily do it with Ayer’s
Hair Vigor. It is something
more than a simple hair dress­
ing. It is a hair medicine, a
hair tonic, a hair food.
Tho best kind o! a testimonial —
“ Sold fo r o ver s ix ty ^ a r s . ”
bj J. C. Ay*r Co.. LowffiU,
Æ i/ers
m ootoatut i t » of
I
lls tb c
SABSAPAklLU.
PILLS.
CH UUtV PECTORAL.
I m lillr
Fads.
One of the prettiest sights to be seen
n any of the parks that boast fountains
C IT O
V itsrf T>«nrs »n il all îi'r v 'r o » Dtseo»«a | and water lilies Is the bathing of the
f l I Ò permanantljr cured br I>r. K l.n . '» <»r-a»
The little fellows bop from one
Nervi- Restorer. Herd for K R K K |2trlal botti* and ; birds.
treat!»*. l)r. U. I L Kll-Xe, 1st.. M l A.-cli nt.. Pbtln.,Pn 1 lily pad to another until they find on«
j that dii»s enough to take on water, and
A M ean T ric k .
here. In the round, green, floating tub
Smith— Y «u say you write dunning provided by nature, they flutter nnd
letter» to yourself and sign them with flourish until the bath Is aeeoiflplished.
fictitious names. What do you do that it Is a sight o f never-ending Interest for
for?
bird lovers.
Jones— You see, my w ife Is always
Mother* will find Mrs. Wtnilow** Soothing
after me for money, and when she
Syrup the b si rerned- to u*e lor their children
reads those letters she becomes discour­ luring the teething p.-rioa.
aged.
A K eller to Him.
“ It must tie hard.” said the friend,
W e u t w ith H er.
Mr. Subbubs— So you got rid o f the ‘to have your wife running off to
woman's rights meetings and all that
f i r l at last.
Mrs. Subbubs— Yes; she left a few tort o f thing every night.”
“ Hard?” replied Henpeck. "why It’s
I minutes ago.
I can sit comfortably home
Mr. Subbubs— Huh! she certainly »ren t!
ind not iiave to listen to her.”— Phila-
took her own time.
Mrs. Subbubs— Yes, and our time, ! ielphia Press.
too. The parlor clock Is gone.— Phila­
How’ s This?
delphia Press.
We offer One Hundred Dollars Reward for any
“ I knowed yo' couldn't tell, Mistnh
Johrudng. E f yo' could, yo’ wouldn’t be
wear in’ dat suit o’ han-ine-dowas yo’ got
on now.”
"Ladies and gentlemen, the pleasing
T h e T r o u b le .
tenor, Mr. I'ierce de Skize. will sing that
Jones— I understand there Is trouble
most touching of ballads, ‘Policeman,
Please Grab the Other Arm; My Vacci­ between Mrs. Poet and her husband.
nation Is Taking!” ’
Smith— Yes.
He couldn’t sell his
poemss and she couldn't eat them, so
V a r la tlo a a o f C ard«.
she left him.
There nre an enormous number of
possible variations o f cards In card
Dlalllaaton.
games. Every man when he takes up
The American contractor stood at the
his cards at whist holds one out of base of the great pyramid and looked at
S35.013.559.fiu0 posalble hands.
The the venerable monument in disgust.
“ I t ’s a big pile, all right," be said;
total number o f variations possible
among all players is so great as almost "and it may do well enough for Egypt,
but if a man In the United States should
to exceed belief. It has been calculated
turn out a job of stone work like that the
that If « million men were engaged In papers would roast him from Hoboken to
dealing cards at the rate o f one deal Hegewisch.”
every minute day nnd night for 100,-
Turning away disappointed, he con­
000,000 years they would have exhaust­ soled himself by taking a ride qp a camel,
ed only a hundred-thousandth part of which animal he found fully up to all the
descriptions be had read of it.
the variations o f the cards.
i l
M y H air
Ran Away
W e ll Shakes.
"And you never got seasick?” said
the young woman In the steamer chair.
“ N ever!” replied the young mnn who
was leanlDg against the lifeboat.
"Htrange!
Yon must have been
shaken so often you have become used
to i t r
" I should say so. 1 was shaken by
six girls In one year.” —Chicago News.
Hood’s Sarsaparilla
Every housewife la confronted with
the problem o f whut to do with cupa
on which the handle« hnve lawn brok-
ui. Him dial Ike» to
llw'nrd
them en­
tirely, yet they are
undeal ruble nud un-
»Ightly. A very »lin-
ple meuna o f mend-
Ifig * u c h
pnrtly
broken crockery ha»
lawn Invented hy a
Washington m a n .
It eon»l«ta o f a de­
tachable h a n d l e
* i.AMi-h o . n * i »•, itiat can la* clnmfju-d
on any piece o f crockery deal red. The
handle 1« eoin|>oHc<l o f a «tiring ban<L
which la attached to the clamp. The
latter 1» «llppiil over the edge o f the
cup nnd the dam p faatened. When the
cup 1« finally broken beyond ret »air, the
clump cun lie readily removed nnd at­
tached to another having a broken
handle. A half doren o f th**«e detach­
able handle« would be n welcome addi­
tion to every houitclxdd, lielng uhi « 1 ua
required.
P o p a ls i,
Pays a London dispatch : "Frogs have
succeeded monkeys as the
reigning
(«•ts o f the fools who delight In calling
themselves society ladles. Not a colli­
sion frog, o f course, but rare exotic
varieties, like the Amazon river frog,
which now costs $100 or more apiece."
ease of Catarrh that cannot be cured by H ad'«
Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY 4 CO., Toledo, O
We, the undersigned, have known F. J.
Cheney for the lait 15 years, and believe hint
perfectly honorable in al. bubness transactions
and financially able to carry out any obliga­
tion made bv hi« firm
WALDING. K INN AN A MARVIN,
Wholesale Druggists, Toledo.O
H all’s Catarrah Cure is »ken internally, act*
lng directly upon the blood and mucous sur­
faces of the system. Testimonials sent free.
Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by all Druggists.
Take Hall’s Family Pills lor Constipation.
S o m eth in g
P ra ctica l.
Just in the outskirts of Scantlinsville
the man in the automobile stopped. A
team of horses, driven by an old farmer,
was dragging a split log ovyr the road.
“ What’s all this?” asked the man In
I the automobile.
"Sorry, sir,” answered the old farmer,
"but you'll have to turn out. This is the
good roads* movement."
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&
I
AVegclablc Preparation for As­
similating (he Food nnd Recula -
lincj the Stomachs mu! Bowels of
IN FA N T S / C H IL D K LN
o t
N ' a
h c o t ic
Castoria Is a harmless substitute for Castor Oil, Pare­
goric, Drops and Soothing Syrups. It is Pleasant. It
eoutains neither Opium, Morphine nor other Narcotic
«ubstancc. Its age is its guarantee. It destroys Worms
and allays Feverishness. It cures Diarrhoea ami W ind
Colic. It relieves Teething' Troubles, cures Constipation
and Flatulency. It assimilates the Food, regulates the
Stomach and Iiowels, giving healthy and natural sleep.
Tho Children’s Panacea—Tho Mother’s Friend.
.
/trip* o f o u DrSAMi iZPrraiE/t
J\wnfkut Sand-
Atx Smim *
HatAUU imkt —
4 a jf M *
Jwtfmnrnni ■
Jh CartonitirSoJa *
HirmStod -
CUtnhrJ Siu/nr
EtÉÉryn— .varar
GENUINE
Apcrfrct Remedy forCnnsllpn-
llon. Sour Slontarh.Diarrhoea
Worms .Convulsions .Feverish
ness and L o s s
of
Tho K ind You Iiave Always Bong-lit, and which Las been
in uso for over 3 0 j’ears, has borne the tignatnro o f
and has been made nnucr his per­
sonal supervision since its infancy.
A llow no one to deceive you in this.
A ll Counterfeits, Imitations and “ Just-as-good’* are but
Experiments that triile with and endanger tho health o f
Infants and Children—Experience against Experiment,
What is CASTORIA
Promoics Di^eslionClKcrful-
ness and Resi.Contains neilher
Opium.Morphine nor Mineral.
N
IrViWwN
CASTORIA
ALWAYS
Bears the Signature of
S leep .
Facsimile Signature o f
d L & Ÿ fà te J C i».
NEW
YORK.
is
The Kind You Have Always Bought
EXACT COPY OF WRAPPER.
In Use F o r O ve r 3 0
Years
T H E C E N T A U R C O M P A N Y , T T M U R R A Y S T R E E T , N E W T O S H C fT Y s
th e Cakes.
Put an orange or n letnon In the Jar
or box with your newly made sweet
cake» or eooklds nnd you w ill find It
will give them a delicate nnd delicious
Color more goods brighter and faster colors than any other dye. One 10c package colors silk, w o o l and cotton equally w a ll
flnvor.
Dried orange or lemon peel , and Is guaranteed to give perfect result*. A sk dealer, or w e w ill send post paid at 10c a P a c k a g e .„W rite for free booklet
h o w to dye, bleacb|and m ix colera.
MONROE DRUG C O M PA N Y , Quincy, Ulinola.
w ill do the same.
PUTNAM
FADELESS
DYES