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About The Redmond spokesman. (Redmond, Crook County, Or.) 1910-current | View Entire Issue (April 6, 1911)
Card to the Public W e wish to announce to the public that we have bought the Hen Gotter Lumber Yard at Redmond, and will put in a (O M ! L M f . STOCK OF A L L KINDS OF Rough and Dressed Lumber and also carry a complete line of Building Material SUCH AS SASH, DOORS, WINDOWS, BUILDING PAPERS of all kinds, etc. You can buv vour complete bill for any R EA SO N A B LE p r ic e . building from us at a TUM-A-LUM LUMBER COMPANY REDM OND. OREGON Yards at Madras and Metolius. N » t* F a r • B arh am A young man who wort* is a Che*tnut ktreet rtore w u lcnted to hi» employers home for «upper last m gbt The purpose of the mriu- tioo was to introduce the young man to the employer's daughters. After supper the old man said: “ Yes. I am proud of my daugh ter* and would like to see them comfortaWv married, and a* I hare made a Ltue money they will not go penniless to their husband*. There is Mary, twenty-fire year* old *Dd a really good girL I «hall give her 11,000 when she mame*. Then comes Rose, who won’t see thirty-five agam, and I shall give her $3,000. And the man who takes Eliza, who is forty, will bars $1,000 with her.“ The Tieitor reflected a moment and then inquired: “ Y'ou haven't one about fifty, have you?“ — Philadelphia Ledger. L a m p « F o r 044 . ail s>f th« j o k + 9 Ar*tí a il o f tf* » W h at ilia li o r d o * A * t r a ra f r v t n I r P-oapact Hummer aro wrettori a re tokd hta 1» a llu rin g What) It a far away; In tbr haay Inatanc-e L o o n ao bright And ga> But When It la <loarr And a# frrl thr a* ir.g Then * « tnmk It ratt»rr Oirrtiuri * hr thing Whan Thr frort» t f winter P n s ii rolkod "W hat »hall o r do* prlraod Optinuat. “ Just » U t w$ v f dono before - We ll chart** them around a 1stt ta bit A.UÚ gritad tbrfT. out one* mort " —Chicago Daily Po' taUaL The B“u*.a W ife —T b a t v i mmis doc v r t d»*nr bit lD«»fl**r S ' i o ! Ilio UrFTXiiux. Sbd I d like to v h s t j v o 'r » goin g to do a l««o t It. HoabitixS- I T ask bias b'»w ruorb be wants f«»r ib r d*«r’ — N ew ‘ rro-ana T ! rœ » I N b '" * r ^ Uaa»^ n'»aa And « « i f And aondrr Why Sc hard P anoai. And thr aratfsTT Chilly Brrma to br A r-rtme. Thru Wo aort of hankor For Alta. "filara of r hr »ummrr right.’’ Thou art divirirly fair. But 8JF nur** k> » * »ralk for • Quirt talk Tl»rrr n ao’r*c*‘ :ri«c t *.«T » aura our f>*rar- urr to bala - The moaquHor» « ^ aiao there —Pnila^rix*» ta BuUrtm. On the Move. •*Tbc ti'iu æ flr niant g* A m UI T h e autnm rr t in * . But when It la doing Buainraa At our door And Is *rry Fr*rr*dly Tlien a r rain# A roar Bummer ont ■rienda* The Landlord* • N Sir Edward Maiet’s memoir* give the following as Bismarck's favorite etory: “ A traveler in the sh.re* rested at noon at a wayside hostelry and took luncheon. When it was finished be asked for his bill. The landlord brought it to him. After casting a glance at it he look ed at the bomface and said, ‘ What is your name?* ‘ Mv naJne,’ replied the landlord, ‘is Partridge.’ ‘ Ah,’ said the traveler. *by the length of your bill I should have thought it would h a ve been Woodcock!*“ Hmppy Pa«"*r*%. T>i wtr* orb? VI</tb*r- A d <! wbat with tii*-** bf-dw attoo bills uu all. miss. J says to w feteif - *Appy • r> ibt* p s r « its wbat u^r^r *a<J s oy children." J ssysJLgNM tos B } »U n d e r A M o s t , M akar. Sau«o—B e Is not rich an<S ret be Biskes s «rest deal more tnonwv than be *i>etxls ll»eld -H ovr can that be? Satieo—He w,^k* in the mint. Bua» n a n "W h a t *im M j<io tona,der e v id e w e <4 a « lever iie^Jerii woman '" • A « lever in'klern woman T" "T h e name.” “ Well, I should think I f «b e w ere w ealth y »!>» would keep ber d ivorce la w y er on a aalarv.” R igh teou s In d ign atien . “ I have dlar-overed a lot o f g ra ft In the city liaII. Cifjt a dead o jé n ■»<] abut « aar. w ith all the pr<e>f.~ "W ti# t are you «o in g to do—r ^ a s t It to the grand ju ry? " "Vea. I f they refuse to IM ta t lo • » a~ "Ttn-r* b* do r o n f o d In that a* M** q .*' anst$rrr<J th* ntbrr, **Tbr b*»asr- i l!* 's r«»t tT»r rfirf«»**ifl«»n la j» r r n o r • s» lu t «*au«**s <br daaM ge.~—II u«» Bits. 1» d r ! g h ! f u l Whm It Isn't hrro. That AppMra to af r fceaaor. In U*a j rar Satisfactory •*Thia la s ioMy «»Id »ririd.’ sa d Bbo*t Aa abroad i#r a’ artrd to go •'I vr artuallr borrow *d mor.**jr m ovgb To pay every o w l that I oa r *' — Lo*t roit F rrr Frraa Alwioat a W alkover **Tell rue. m there a n i’ hing «m earth tl»at l e v ys'-b» o f your» cao't overtake and t * « » ■*“ T should «a y i bere la." " W h a le th at?" "Ita running expense*." — Po'-k. TH# D ia m o «» Ro«-a «a a Myatoer A s a aubatatee the diamond la one Of The my »tv rie» o f na'ure. one o f 'b e deopalra o f g h i r i Nobody know» » I e-tee It ram e or bow. whet lier It la a spark from a com et'« tall or a cry»- talliæ d drop tupveewl in «oaie tetrTl. ble Intensity o f flery conv ulalon from the w hite bot Insurgerit heurt f the t earth. Nobody A u o w « uiucb aleiut It at all. esrep t tliet M doeati't belong V i this world Home known black din Bionda literally were from tlte skle. Tl*ey came Imbedded In meteor i-e* eaat upon Artsona and t'hlie by ati unidentified atar. One does not pr-ts pect fo r cbIjis o f star» Aa»v sear- h fo r tbe end o f the rainbow N'ePiter la It practical to ban liter n aort« o f eruptive rock und conglomerate » hert ever come up«ti, Eanbt)tM<ke or vo. rank- uptteaval d la'ricta »r*- md le—tw aarlJy the most protnlalng for often diamonds that æetn to h a '» had toi- c-anl' origin o»"-ur thousands " f mile« .'rom th » pr'-ifSbie pin » '-f extrttsi '•T ried fh e ie » It I» asnutited tl) giacisi d rift in aotœ far faa'-k geo.og kwl lim e.— Kränk ln Clarkln la Every* Irtd; a Magar ne R oer G u a sa «' “He la srt'ing to marry the W idow Jotsei ." ' But «be la older than he ~ “ Vea " " A b d « o h t-au ty.” "K 'd e x a 'tly ." "la «he rW h T ' W b y do you ask auiwrfluoua guea- U t i m r Esplatmog It. " I see aa the blind man said." re marked fath er when It» was tryin g to 1« emphatic and fs'ettotis at tit» s«tn » l 1 me He f-ouldn I. though could b e-*“ In quired WUU» Xo, atm That was Just t b » blind niaii a I,luff (p ro c re a “ Firot Pr.oc.pira • Ih Kjw*tH'rr'a - F lr » t IT torlp lee" hr rti<Je»t»ni fo deflfte fbr (Irida c»f tbr uiikri«>aat»lr and tbr knowable and ltir puptulatra a i'b vbkrb (b r «»udirà v f tb r knoirsblr muat l*r purstard WhrD K pnn'rf srrilra »ha? -tb r mah «•f orkenrr tra » kD<>»i tbat in Ita alti (■Sto raarnrr hothtng ras fo kaosTb.** t*r la ih * r r fr r r ih f to mai. a tiralo yro «rrday or t < d it Ile mrstio tbat tbr fut*ds mrntsI |if1ori|iira uf tbe unlterar likr «;*a r. tlm r mait»-r f-*r^r and oh > tluo. aro by tb rlr \ery usturo uh kt>osiab4r Sirice all tass a Vnosrtrdge o f fb r cv« rn«m p i d br frarrd ?*rk Ulti rnafrly to aruar r*| »rfirficr and aloco «rt»«r rxtiorlrh rr io ih * al«$a?s rolla Dir sud touch o f » r a t hr ralla tbr ulti tua to roariH'r la r o t lr r ij lo serrasi Dio to aroao o*|iorir»iro. it tua» bo pkll ♦ «•»»l.hlcplly aakj tbat man canuot br «u rr br rralfy kbosrs a o jtb ln g Botb ibe a»rm gtb and tbo » w t n e a i o f bla ?ficor» aro d*»r to tbr rc^ulioral Import of tbo trrtn ~kt*>»i trdgo **—Now York 1 Anortein T k » Way af tK# World "W hen s e w g r» poor." remarked tbe r c s i c r n o t rnan refleetlv ely. "WS look *” l f't w a r d lo ihe tlm*- wheu we eooId lis te a lum m er b "m r " -W e ll? ” " »11. » l*»n w » g o l rk-b enougb to bave Ohe w » dtdn t llk » g »ln g to tb » . « I I » place rre r y «uoitner twrauae It » a a uiotKjionoua and w » hs.ked for i » a r d to tbe finte s t e n we eooId bave siKtther fo t vartefy “ - »> ii r " » eli. w » got anotber. snd tben we l'egsu to hnig fo r a w ln trr place, so iliat w » wouidn't bave to t*e so mocb m thr big hooae in the city ." W e lir * * » e l l . w e’ve got the tu all s o * " " And are you happy ■r' " I suppoae «o st lesst. I auppoae t> .» w lfe ia Bbe kceti» them all «hut up atei «penda m o«t o f ber tlm » In Eu r "| » but ah» kiejwa alte bea th»m ” — • li tengo l'oat Cura Far Dieaeneolete Lovara Romebtidy baa dug oul o f ao old book o f th » lim e o f Queen Elizabeth ti,» fo llo » ing adì Ice lo a allgbted and de»fK>ndet,t lover, T je one »no of a roga righi# orar a Wrongly R aced It >« na'ohiahitig soiuetime* bow un- ou«> i'tuaiy <are,ess a e are o f th » feel MM9 I gs o f th » is-rsott to uhont we are and mas» a «lippa ruma# at tha othar a i. I rea ma i. ikitig A young guardainau totd me • <«'h»r day that a friend o f Id « went JuW un-ltr thè tra n s Irti a buekef ne •»tl » Hi i, to to 'onault Ins la w y er The O » Il ket» ih» lorler moat manfullle gett. k-lt'ir, a Shrewd looking aod kindly hight ov»r Ma brada ne iati ine anicaet n» soli tid gentleinan. was listening to an m it» »lp la n a 'io ti o f |,ow hla ci»r% had * " d under Sia «ara »e li faatanad thè anon. fti ;»d to do aom rfblng that had Iteen The hutaett klck«d eleara, leu hlm taka »x(tee'ed o f him “ Ves. you are quite a full swing» r.gbt. It waa Lla fau lt." said the am Arsi i » » v . «ile thè r»ete of the worke te the stringa.' IH to r But why are these rorifoundHl law. | P retty I t r t s y y»ra clerks so a tu p ld r asked tbe "Is Ihe baby airor.»?” angry soldier. "W ell. rath »r Tot* know what a " I do not know, my dear air." re- plied the solicitor kindly, "but would trt-m»r>doos voice he h a s f "V ea.” t o « mind alluding lo them as 'la w y e r«' "W e ll. he lif t » tbnt Ave or als lim e» « founded rh-rkaT " - l ^ n d o n M A IV an bour.” O’NEIL BROTHERS COMPANY, IM. Nt A D R A S , O R E . Wholesale Liquor I>ealer* nnd Jot>brra in ine* I jq - uom and Cigar*. S«>le agent« for Stonewall and Me Coy Whiskies anti The Na|»a S<*la Springs Mineral Water. I>utnbuter* for Etiel Brau, Schlitz and Rai nier Been». We also carry a strong line of Glaasw are. Bar Tow Kajieeially adapted to tie Saloon trade. el». Playing cards and etc Order* by Phone or Mail will receive prompt atUaha Subscribe for The Spokesi $1.50 per pear in advance Infants First Clothes Pattern* and full direc tions for making 32 arti cle*. I »n g clothe*, show ing necessary material, or full set of idittemn for first short clothe*, either set. sent Postpaid for 25 cents AH order* promptly at tended to and satiafac- tioti guaranteed. Address Mr*. B. McNAUC.H 3413 Holme«.! Place. N. W. WASHINGTON. D. C.