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About The Port Orford tribune. (Port Orford, Or.) 1892-19?? | View Entire Issue (Jan. 13, 1909)
THE TRIBUNE. HIS HOPES BLASTED. { F o r a n y th in g in H a rn ess or S a d d e l r y i t w i l l p a y y o u to c a ll on O fF ItlA L KAKKII « r CURRY Ut WKDKEHI'AÏ, JAR. lMh, UNK avraeairriuv Pearce, the Harness Man, uatec T o e Copy One Y e a r .,................ One Copy Mix M o u th » ,,. One Copy Three M o u th *............. M y r tle P o in t, O regon. S om a Be eg. The Burrow Clevis ' This to the true rtnyy • dtoeo«*- •cad and wrecked hum orirt. The vle- Urn baa r e u r tred entirely a»d oomta I t M uaa uf tke fortunate tklnga of kto Ufa that, aa • f w w r h * » * • w »' «racked early. A At* year» ago there » W • student In oaa o t tha leading universities fo r who tha unthinking part at to* too- ttlty—any wnlvervlty has soma profess or» not guilty of thinking much—p r e dieted »hat they called a b rilliant fu ture. The young man heard of » h a t they aald and believed It, to*. H a vaa known *p tba college » It, Ha wrote alleged bumpgpus piece» tor the college publlcationa. and « h a * ha Always Stays “I’ut* OUR AGENTS- A. B. Masut, Bando« tMagua. C u t. L N. Mwacn, Gold Benell, Ore. ‘‘Contempt of Coovi” ia now much bigger than it wag before U o m p rre , Mitchell and Morrison hutted into jt. Now every bud/ is butting. Tba Legislature convened Mon day, hut we have no news as to ilr organization. Statement No. 1 men w ill undoubtedly organise the House where they have a large majority. Chamberlain will undoubtedly be elected on krai ballot on Monday th* 17tb. Being direotly nominat ed and elected by the people, we bop* to so* a high cl sac of men ia charge, who realize that their duties a n to the public generally, and that they w ill honor.* Id y stand the dose hotte. Mrs. llainea will keep house In one year the beehive* tent to for her eon, C. W. and look after lbe market a product woltb nearly as motherless children. Mr. and M r s . ' uauch as the barley crop; three time» Haines are just returning from Lot as much as the buckwheat crop; Angelas, but during their absence j $£,000,000 creator than the rye crop, sinew last September, have visited at I and uearly »8,000,OOOgr eater than the home place of Mrs. Huines, and the rice crop. A ll tbe rice and buck (fee bowse-wbeta she was- born 6 ' wheat grown on an aggregated area yuan «go in Uilueie. , Qf 2,126 j square miles did not reach Tbe biennial report of the super inlendent of the State Insane Asy to the value of honey by »161,25». — Nx. We advise our readens la study eu e fu lly , tba article on Oregon’s rubber ayotem of Aaacsamcnt and DawaAion ao plainly and ably set forth in last week’s T b ib u x * , by I l e a . J . H . Upton. People cannot turn elxiws thet there were 1568 | ki ------ — — - tiants in that iui-tituiion at the close There is some!bing wrong with of lbe year. The majority of the , the hacktioue of a young man who counti*« In tile stale sent a numla-r can be bluffed by a kis-able girlV l of patients in pr*i|M>rtinn to their “don’t.” |Mip<ilation, with the exception o ft _____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I » Marion^Llatrop and Um atilla, which Tbe «..„e.ttod man b ‘fa» in a - sent much more ,h .n their propor- w „ w T |,o country needs the t.o* Core rent !» Carry l ; I M , . j b # » la»r 34; Lana, 42; alula Marion sent I * , h| » 103; U m rtitU . 60; Clateop, 54; anti i “ _ I , I ! _ Jersey Lightning—Tanglefoot Brand." There also were to ba passed around. To add a finishing touch to the hi la rity of tha evening McAndrewa had a map made, dividing Naw Jersey into three districts, whlc^ ha called the Mosquito, Cranberry and Backwoods districts. Than ha had atareopUcon I vlawa made of tha mosquitoes, tha life j alre representations ot which ware a* big as barn doors. I The night of tha lecture cams. Tha ¡university president sod two-thirds of the (acuity vara present. Scores ot I wall-known townspeople cams. A Judge of the court of appeals and twe ■apreme court iw tlces la low s asms alao. Prom tha moment McAndrew* open- ad hla mouth to any "according to tha lataet census returns.New Jersey con tains l,1t» square miles, l«8/<»( chick- en eoops and AM7.SMA41 mcaqultore’ every ore of hla aastancas w m greats , w ith laughter or audible chuckles, m , steraopUooB pletures caused shouts of W - Hla aamplea r t tba soil and Jareay lightning were passed about eagerly Oue of the tanglefoot bottles disap peared and a alaid doctor of divinity on tbs faculty was accused of- appro priating i t I t wre > night of great fun. and at Its Wore McAndrews was besieged by scores w ith their congrat- fel- t . M e w Land R ulings. -r I Tbe fomou» won’t »lack »20 gold , , place» are said to “ lie ir. the hands from Eden \ alley tbs first of * weak reports V W .couple of min- U qw T |w oneg |ha< wj|J rre got lurt 1« theABU recently in 4mW endeavoring to reach the Hogua River V'ullwy fr«,m Johnson Greek. T h* suoiv tras deep on the woun I f Un. n.micn of this oountry hud talus, and aftei losing their Way ihe *h«.’ right of suffrage It ia likely men Iwoame very much worn o u t.; ’ hey would I-»<k more clearly into n They separated and oue of them lin j bntial tariff that Imposes rluiu-v of ally arrived at the Billing’s hotnenf- ter wanderingaboul all night, dur ing which he' had several -V*iahn|*, at on* time falling in lbe river and hieing his hat. Flout the B illing’» home a search Was made for the oih er man, who wns finally found but in such a weaktne-l cunditivn tlmt be had to be carried in. The IU **b u rg land n*ve hag ju s t reoelved the new regulations gov aeniug the acquisition of tills to jMiblie laud« under ihe timber and «tone M l. Tbe gist * f tlw new reg ulalions-is that all such lauds ap The lioilcr of tha Maasey saw mill plisd for alaos tbe 30th of Novem ber, (*0 B , shall be sold A t - b * ap on the South Fork blew up .Monday -ptaiaed value. The examination morning with serious consequent-ea to the tuaclnnezv and building, but HEADACHE BACKACHE RHEUM ATISM sad SCIATICA H ow T o Gain Flesh »oun recover. ‘ Epoery and The university president ganaroualy aald It was the most distinguished aud ience aerembled la that town, with the exception o f one that Qeorge W ll Uam Curtis onqe had. Aa a humorlaL McAndrewa wa* a howling »uccaaa. The entire university was sure of the b rilliant future awaiting him. ,udlene* • opWaga girl, tbe chairman of the lecture committee of a neighboring g trl’g oollega. gha top, eaught the enthusiasm of »he mo ment and offered McAndrews tha mu nldcent »urn of »to u* coma to lecture to tha girls. w ill The girl rhalrman moot some to boom tha lecture. Sha advertlaed Me Andrew» aa tha renowned w|t of hla nnlverelty. the coming humortet « j United Stgtee. the only legitimate sue- e « ^ r tost Mark Twain would evm back, b u t hia injurire were of m in o r quence. a» quickly ac a . ’ get-rich -quick ________ , It was like finding a gold mIna""*,U* 7 was lir u ir n l about tb * fare, head a n d cones- T ile b o t]rr**n d m a ch in ery The 1,400 -pflthlhBy- «heel waa broken in to b im .o u e o f it lining found at leeal tliirty yard.- from tbt engine « e re broken u p and eaailered. ; EMULSION I mmi **. I The night of that lecture came on. the lecture was g ive* la the — chapel, one of those cold, blue p aces that are someUmee found | . m enta tions established la to» lntereet of •ome reUgloua »ect ’ ^ The college president eat on the n l a , X T r e ^ r « ^ -Toung man. tola ia a holy pfog^ appiireliun for lbe " e H*i«Jt borne love is (lie lirvt. X otlce o f School In d e n m i . uiay buy at bis rhe loam.that jmat are born to iv 'be lection >*|>K»itiug thu m >n ewoutreUlhat you will evw bare on ...... after tbe expire * * « * • «h»» are anxb.ua ^evgeLaso Orewg •itilk a a n d luakm g cape-drum ib e Imine nerl, pauee a Ronca ia'herebygiven thatU form. imnneot aoH retnemla-r that lliia ,i* "f Oregon, on June to, IVOR, i plional, who is « *'• J t ia right that the hour rhould of Sec. and xlc^R R l’and 8EI ill lu» rqqmred-to ! come wbeo ymi in your time rlxmld 'd ** 8_; ey rhe ,wya for the l»ecoiM a wife ami mother ami give todemnit^-^lectloaaTo wMchil islied by Irer bna dhe bevt lore In otlere, but that will »• »aid land; and that said lie be just iL finhodv, not a Inver, not LuTal? peraoreHabntogadre?" filed lim lier and • hualmml w ill over be ao tender or «hwerffied land or any lag, .h i. month atfU no a . y m Z f a lf c r or lho.her. M d r e X ^ ^ U ^ X X y i apptmatioM Never again after »1 ranger» hare ■•»<>» « M l . ndto he more vale. I ilait-m. . I f they iwvdwn Ihebeauliful hood, w ill these ” n ^ 7 i pfu. ■claim . * f ll be * * anylhiag »»ret aK Ihe little ham* rereon, should file their , circle of o ^ h e r. U .h e r .« J d ^ e S S & g ? * * 5 * ’* • * w ’ ‘ re*, where you were ebrighed, prala , — ------------------- ¡e d .p ro ie c to d .n d k M fro,« baert l*w b y de ignate the Port f Xfiher Anu-Pale i Yo u m a y mA k n o w it now but y « l M r t * notice la to he pobUrhed. >r»l«ta- actotlea. -♦% *»||rk«*W It — BJ*. * X BL L»*«a NEW GOODS, and snpplies will be received by every steamer. I t eball Ge my poipoee tofceepa full stock of ev*vyM»iug required by the trade la the line of G R O C B R IS S h h d P R O V IS IO N S . IU )O T8aa<l S H O E S M K N S ’ and BOYS, C L O T H IN G , L A P IE b ’ URJCSS GOODS, HARDWAfiK, GBANITK and TINWARB, C IG A R 8 .T O B A C C O , F f » E * C A N D Y . N U T S and N O T IO N S . Ia last, a »apply ot every thing usually kept in- a v e il »forked G eneral Merchandise Store. ** 0RDKB8 TAKBVrOB ARY ARTICLB ROT IR STOCK. Call and examine goods and get prices. GENERAL MERCHANDISE, G r o c e r ie s & P r o v i s i o n s MIPort Orford, C orry County, Ore.^ B A R G A IN 8 In I I I v e r y t i l l n jf. Ladies* & Gents’ Furnishing Goods, I'igars and Tobacco. Fine A ssortm ent of HaFdcuaFc & Tincuarc ' - ; , «to <• ffaxxw8s, L eath er, ete. A2Z Goods N ew snd Up to-date. Orders takes for articles not in sto c k I STEVENS he is g e llin g »hx»g ninety ¿ ^ rP o rt Orford, Or.~z^ auditor» »ere convulsed. Every one aaaoad to Uka the yoangater— whose ' name might ba McAndrew», although . It Isn’t McAndrews »aa a ll the morn popular because he « a a working his » a y through college. He had lived moat of > hie life In N e * Jersey. One day ha anas approached tor * contribution for j aa athletic fund. He frankly said h o h a d a l any money 1 fto spare, but he would give a public . humoroua lecture la the town hall If » ’ - 1 the university would rally round him. i k . e . W hen he announced that, hla subject ■ ' Il would be "New Jersey—travels In an f e * unknown and foreign land," there ana 1 an InOnedtatJ promise to rally. » 1 And ra lly that ualveralty did. W o rA R I « as pasted around that it v aa going to ba a great show The glee club « a t 1 called upon to rehearse grinds on Naw Jersey In general and on McAndrews In particular. Thera « as a large advance sale of tickets. McAndrews roes to tba occa Permanent • • the b ill*, bat van be sion. He worked early and late la removed la a aoroad of time. Tbe w riting funny things Into the lecture. He calloted all the alleged humoroua only Cierta now on tbe market that things ever printed about New Jersey »taya where put. and rewrote them aa hla own. Ha Tbe exclusive rig h t to handle thia Clevis w ill be sold by Counties or States, o r set of three eao be purchas things he talked about. ed (or » 1.00. Address , McAndrews wasn’t entirely satisfied with tbe words he wrote and soon de- elded that ha must fortify them. Ha got an old brick and pounded It up Ona Then ba took aoma white sand, that he got from a saloonkeeper. sad mixed It with the pulvartxad brick. He bottled the mixture, sorted tba bottles and labeled them ss samples of New Jersey soil, to ba parted around ia the andlenoa. Something more was needed, sad ao • Multnoiunh, 335. 1 G E N E l l A b M E K t ’I I < millinery shop In con nection with store. Call, get our pnces, and be convinced. N. 0. NIELSEN. N O T IC B F O B P U B L IC A T IO N D* v * * vmswt ov n g Invamoa United Btotre Imnd Office, Roseburg, Notice for Publication. U nragniK w r o r Tug Itrrgaioa. Ia u id Office a t Borebarg, O reg on . w .^1£.rf Sr?n ’ * " « » • » I t > * * P . i S S f l ? £ 2 h ^ ’f '•*"th“ th- fUn‘« Novica Is hereby given th», W ILLIAM QUIRK PoatoAoe addreae la Borebur* Conntw T o w n .M 's ^ S 5 ' * * • w i‘bunette M eridian h’i .J o .k*. a - 1 P '0®1» * ° * * * b lle h . above deeerlbed, be A n v a u d a J l pertous claim ing ad •» Bore ve™«l.v the land above described, or de ‘»“ J P .O fS lto B .o a tb e lO th d n y .r fM a r b airing to o b ic t beoaure of the ¿ „ .e r e l <'b "fM S "r o f the said land, o r for »™y C la im a n t names re witneeaea- g S ’Z 'EW S ir w lo U . W il|ia n a a n *,o f ” ™ i* " 01 i*011 Wrfo,d- •* ” P . Obok, o f B u u ig ia L. K m > v , A n cien t Foe To h ea l t h and hgppincaa to Scrofula— aa ugly as ever hues time immemorial. I t cause« bunches I * tbe neck, dis figures th * th in , h iflim re the muooua O B N N I8 C U N N IP P , J « ., k«Pr 0.8. Iinem t Sarrejor ta o» burreyor for th * District « Or-
