THE TRIBUNE.
HIS HOPES BLASTED.
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F o r a n y th in g in H a rn ess or
S a d d e l r y i t w i l l p a y y o u to
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WKDKEHI'AÏ, JAR. lMh, UNK
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Pearce, the Harness Man,
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One Copy Mix M o u th » ,,.
One Copy Three M o u th *.............
M y r tle P o in t, O regon.
S om a Be eg.
The Burrow Clevis
' This to the true rtnyy
• dtoeo«*-
•cad and wrecked hum orirt. The vle-
Urn baa r e u r tred entirely a»d oomta
I t M uaa uf tke fortunate tklnga of kto
Ufa that, aa • f w w r
h * » * • w »'
«racked early.
A At* year» ago there » W • student
In oaa o t tha leading universities fo r
who tha unthinking part at to* too-
ttlty—any wnlvervlty has soma profess
or» not guilty of thinking much—p r e
dieted »hat they called a b rilliant fu
ture. The young man heard of » h a t
they aald and believed It, to*.
H a vaa known *p tba college » It, Ha
wrote alleged bumpgpus piece» tor the
college
publlcationa. and « h a * ha
Always Stays “I’ut*
OUR
AGENTS-
A. B. Masut, Bando« tMagua.
C u t. L N. Mwacn, Gold Benell, Ore.
‘‘Contempt of Coovi” ia now much
bigger than it wag before U o m p rre ,
Mitchell and Morrison hutted into
jt. Now every bud/ is butting.
Tba Legislature convened Mon
day, hut we have no news as to ilr
organization. Statement No. 1 men
w ill undoubtedly organise the House
where they have a large majority.
Chamberlain will undoubtedly be
elected on krai ballot on Monday
th* 17tb. Being direotly nominat
ed and elected by the people, we
bop* to so* a high cl sac of men ia
charge, who realize that their duties
a n to the public generally, and that
they w ill honor.* Id y stand the dose
hotte. Mrs. llainea will keep house
In one year the beehive* tent to
for her eon, C. W. and look after lbe market a product woltb nearly as
motherless children. Mr. and M r s . ' uauch as the barley crop; three time»
Haines are just returning from Lot as much as the buckwheat crop;
Angelas, but during their absence j $£,000,000 creator than the rye crop,
sinew last September, have visited at I and uearly »8,000,OOOgr eater than
the home place of Mrs. Huines, and the rice crop. A ll tbe rice and buck
(fee bowse-wbeta she was- born 6 ' wheat grown on an aggregated area
yuan «go in Uilueie.
,
Qf 2,126 j square miles did not reach
Tbe biennial report of the super
inlendent of the State Insane Asy
to the value of honey by »161,25».
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We advise our readens la study
eu e fu lly , tba article on Oregon’s
rubber ayotem of Aaacsamcnt and
DawaAion ao plainly and ably set
forth in last week’s T b ib u x * , by
I l e a . J . H . Upton. People cannot
turn elxiws thet there were 1568 | ki
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tiants in that iui-tituiion at the close
There is some!bing wrong with
of lbe year. The majority of the , the hacktioue of a young man who
counti*« In tile stale sent a numla-r can be bluffed by a kis-able girlV l
of patients in pr*i|M>rtinn to their “don’t.”
|Mip<ilation, with the exception o ft
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» Marion^Llatrop and Um atilla, which
Tbe «..„e.ttod man b ‘fa» in a
- sent much more ,h .n their propor- w „ w T |,o country needs the
t.o*
Core rent !» Carry l ; I M , . j b #
» la»r 34; Lana, 42; alula Marion sent I *
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» 103; U m rtitU . 60; Clateop, 54; anti i “
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Jersey Lightning—Tanglefoot Brand."
There also were to ba passed around.
To add a finishing touch to the hi
la rity of tha evening McAndrewa had a
map made, dividing Naw Jersey into
three districts, whlc^ ha called the
Mosquito, Cranberry and Backwoods
districts. Than ha had atareopUcon
I vlawa made of tha mosquitoes, tha life
j alre representations ot which ware a*
big as barn doors.
I The night of tha lecture cams. Tha
¡university president sod two-thirds of
the (acuity vara present. Scores ot
I wall-known townspeople
cams.
A
Judge of the court of appeals and twe
■apreme court iw tlces la low s asms
alao.
Prom tha moment McAndrew* open-
ad hla mouth to any "according to tha
lataet census returns.New Jersey con
tains l,1t» square miles, l«8/<»( chick-
en eoops and AM7.SMA41 mcaqultore’
every ore of hla aastancas w m greats ,
w ith laughter or audible chuckles, m ,
steraopUooB pletures caused shouts of
W -
Hla aamplea r t tba soil and Jareay
lightning were passed about eagerly
Oue of the tanglefoot bottles disap
peared and a alaid doctor of divinity
on tbs faculty was accused of- appro
priating i t I t wre > night of great
fun. and at Its Wore McAndrews was
besieged by scores w ith their congrat-
fel-
t
.
M e w Land R ulings.
-r
I Tbe fomou» won’t »lack »20 gold
,
,
place» are said to “ lie ir. the hands
from Eden \ alley tbs first of
*
weak reports V W .couple of min- U qw T |w oneg |ha< wj|J
rre got lurt 1« theABU recently in
4mW
endeavoring to reach the Hogua
River V'ullwy fr«,m Johnson Greek.
T h* suoiv tras deep on the woun
I f Un. n.micn of this oountry hud
talus, and aftei losing their Way ihe *h«.’ right of suffrage It ia likely
men Iwoame very much worn o u t.; ’ hey would I-»<k more clearly into n
They separated and oue of them lin j bntial tariff that Imposes rluiu-v of
ally arrived at the Billing’s hotnenf-
ter wanderingaboul all night, dur
ing which he' had several -V*iahn|*,
at on* time falling in lbe river and
hieing his hat. Flout the B illing’»
home a search Was made for the oih
er man, who wns finally found but
in such a weaktne-l cunditivn tlmt
be had to be carried in.
The IU **b u rg land n*ve hag ju s t
reoelved the new regulations gov
aeniug the acquisition of tills to
jMiblie laud« under ihe timber and
«tone M l. Tbe gist * f tlw new reg
ulalions-is that all such lauds ap
The lioilcr of tha Maasey saw mill
plisd for alaos tbe 30th of Novem
ber, (*0 B , shall be sold A t - b * ap on the South Fork blew up .Monday
-ptaiaed value. The examination morning with serious consequent-ea
to the tuaclnnezv and building, but
HEADACHE
BACKACHE
RHEUM ATISM
sad SCIATICA
H ow T o
Gain Flesh
»oun recover. ‘ Epoery
and
The university president ganaroualy
aald It was the most distinguished aud
ience aerembled la that town, with
the exception o f one that Qeorge W ll
Uam Curtis onqe had. Aa a humorlaL
McAndrewa wa* a howling »uccaaa.
The entire university was sure of the
b rilliant future awaiting him.
,udlene*
• opWaga girl,
tbe chairman of the lecture committee
of a neighboring g trl’g oollega. gha
top, eaught the enthusiasm of »he mo
ment and offered McAndrews tha mu
nldcent »urn of »to u* coma to lecture
to tha girls.
w ill
The girl rhalrman moot some to
boom tha lecture. Sha advertlaed Me
Andrew» aa tha renowned w|t of hla
nnlverelty. the coming humortet «
j United Stgtee. the only legitimate sue-
e « ^ r tost Mark Twain would evm
back, b u t
hia injurire were of m in o r
quence.
a» quickly ac a
. ’ get-rich -quick ________
, It was like finding a gold mIna""*,U* 7
was lir u ir n l
about tb * fare, head a n d
cones-
T ile b o t]rr**n d m a ch in ery
The
1,400 -pflthlhBy- «heel waa broken
in to b im .o u e o f it lining found at
leeal tliirty yard.- from tbt engine
« e re broken u p and eaailered.
;
EMULSION
I mmi **. I
The night of that lecture came on.
the lecture was g ive* la the —
chapel, one of those cold, blue p aces
that are someUmee found | . m enta
tions established la to» lntereet of
•ome reUgloua »ect
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The college president eat on the n l a ,
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r e ^ r « ^
-Toung man. tola ia a holy pfog^
appiireliun for lbe
" e H*i«Jt borne love is (lie lirvt. X otlce o f School In d e n m i
. uiay buy at bis rhe loam.that jmat are born to iv 'be
lection
>*|>K»itiug thu m >n ewoutreUlhat you will evw bare on
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after tbe expire * * « * •
«h»» are anxb.ua
^evgeLaso Orewg
•itilk a a n d luakm g cape-drum ib e Imine nerl, pauee a
Ronca ia'herebygiven thatU
form.
imnneot aoH retnemla-r that lliia ,i* "f Oregon, on June to, IVOR, i
plional, who is « *'• J t ia right that the hour rhould of Sec. and xlc^R R l’and 8EI
ill lu» rqqmred-to ! come wbeo ymi in your time rlxmld 'd
** 8_;
ey rhe ,wya for the l»ecoiM a wife ami mother ami give todemnit^-^lectloaaTo wMchil
islied by Irer bna
dhe bevt lore In otlere, but that will »• »aid land; and that said lie
be just iL finhodv, not a Inver, not LuTal? peraoreHabntogadre?"
filed lim lier and • hualmml w ill over be ao tender or
«hwerffied land or any lag,
.h i. month atfU no
a . y m Z f a lf c r or lho.her. M d r e X ^ ^ U ^ X X y
i
apptmatioM Never again after »1 ranger» hare ■•»<>» « M l . ndto he more vale. I
ilait-m. . I f they iwvdwn Ihebeauliful hood, w ill these ” n
^
7
i pfu.
■claim . * f ll
be * * anylhiag »»ret aK Ihe little ham*
rereon, should file their ,
circle of o ^ h e r. U .h e r .« J d ^ e S S & g ? * * 5 * ’* • * w ’
‘ re*, where you were ebrighed, prala ,
— ------------------- ¡e d .p ro ie c to d .n d k M fro,« baert
l*w b y de ignate the Port f
Xfiher Anu-Pale i Yo u m a y mA k n o w it now but y « l M r t * notice la to he pobUrhed.
>r»l«ta- actotlea. -♦% *»||rk«*W It
— BJ*.
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X BL L»*«a
NEW GOODS,
and
snpplies will be received by every steamer. I t eball Ge
my poipoee tofceepa full stock of ev*vyM»iug required by the
trade la the line of
G R O C B R IS S h h d P R O V IS IO N S .
IU )O T8aa<l S H O E S
M K N S ’ and BOYS, C L O T H IN G ,
L A P IE b ’ URJCSS GOODS,
HARDWAfiK, GBANITK and TINWARB,
C IG A R 8 .T O B A C C O , F f » E *
C A N D Y . N U T S and N O T IO N S .
Ia
last, a »apply ot every thing usually kept in- a v e il »forked
G eneral Merchandise Store.
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0RDKB8 TAKBVrOB ARY ARTICLB ROT IR STOCK.
Call and examine goods and get prices.
GENERAL MERCHANDISE,
G r o c e r ie s & P r o v i s i o n s
MIPort Orford, C orry County, Ore.^
B A R G A IN 8
In
I I I v e r y t i l l n jf.
Ladies* & Gents’ Furnishing Goods,
I'igars and Tobacco.
Fine A ssortm ent of
HaFdcuaFc & Tincuarc
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,
«to
<•
ffaxxw8s, L eath er, ete.
A2Z Goods N ew snd Up to-date.
Orders takes for articles not in sto c k
I
STEVENS
he is g e llin g »hx»g ninety
¿ ^ rP o rt Orford, Or.~z^
auditor» »ere convulsed. Every one
aaaoad to Uka the yoangater— whose
' name might ba McAndrew», although
. It Isn’t
McAndrews »aa a ll the morn popular
because he « a a working his » a y
through college. He had lived moat of
> hie life In N e * Jersey. One day ha
anas approached tor * contribution for
j aa athletic fund.
He frankly said h o h a d a l any money
1
fto spare, but he would give a public .
humoroua lecture la the town hall If
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the university would rally round him.
i
k
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.
W hen he announced that, hla subject
■ ' Il
would be "New Jersey—travels In an
f e
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unknown and foreign land," there ana
1
an InOnedtatJ promise to rally.
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And ra lly that ualveralty did. W o rA R
I « as pasted around that it v aa going
to ba a great show The glee club « a t
1
called upon to rehearse grinds on Naw
Jersey In general and on McAndrews
In particular.
Thera « as a large advance sale of
tickets. McAndrews roes to tba occa
Permanent • • the b ill*, bat van be sion. He worked early and late la
removed la a aoroad of time. Tbe w riting funny things Into the lecture.
He calloted all the alleged humoroua
only Cierta now on tbe market that
things ever printed about New Jersey
»taya where put.
and rewrote them aa hla own. Ha
Tbe exclusive rig h t to handle thia
Clevis w ill be sold by Counties or
States, o r set of three eao be purchas
things he talked about.
ed (or » 1.00.
Address ,
McAndrews wasn’t entirely satisfied
with tbe words he wrote and soon de-
elded that ha must fortify them. Ha
got an old brick and pounded It up
Ona Then ba took aoma white sand,
that he got from a saloonkeeper. sad
mixed It with the pulvartxad brick. He
bottled the mixture, sorted tba bottles
and labeled them ss samples of New
Jersey soil, to ba parted around ia the
andlenoa.
Something more was needed, sad ao
• Multnoiunh, 335.
1
G E N E l l A b M E K t ’I I <
millinery shop In con
nection with store.
Call, get our pnces, and be convinced.
N. 0. NIELSEN.
N O T IC B F O B P U B L IC A T IO N
D* v * * vmswt ov n g Invamoa
United Btotre Imnd Office, Roseburg,
Notice for Publication.
U nragniK w r o r Tug Itrrgaioa.
Ia u id Office a t Borebarg, O reg on .
w .^1£.rf Sr?n ’ * " « » • » I t > * *
P . i S S f l ? £ 2 h ^ ’f '•*"th“ th- fUn‘«
Novica Is hereby given th»,
W ILLIAM QUIRK
PoatoAoe addreae la Borebur* Conntw
T o w n .M 's ^
S
5
' * * • w i‘bunette M eridian
h’i
.J o .k*.
a
-
1 P '0®1» * °
* * * b lle h .
above deeerlbed, be
A n v a u d a J l pertous claim ing ad
•» Bore
ve™«l.v the land above described, or de ‘»“ J P .O fS lto B .o a tb e lO th d n y .r
fM a r b
airing to o b ic t beoaure of the ¿ „ .e r e l
<'b "fM S "r o f the said land, o r for »™y
C la im a n t names re witneeaea-
g S ’Z 'EW S
ir w lo U . W il|ia n a a n *,o f ”
™ i*
"
01 i*011 Wrfo,d- •* ”
P . Obok, o f
B u u ig ia L. K m > v ,
A n cien t Foe
To h ea l t h and hgppincaa to Scrofula—
aa ugly as ever hues time immemorial.
I t cause« bunches I * tbe neck, dis
figures th * th in , h iflim re the muooua
O B N N I8 C U N N IP P , J « .,
k«Pr 0.8. Iinem t Sarrejor
ta o»
burreyor for th * District « Or-