The Turner tribune. (Turner, Or.) 19??-19??, March 13, 1930, Image 3

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Newspaper Page TextTHF. TRIBUNE, TÍ'BVF.B, OREGON World Events Pictured “Will-y have fìnishe that HAPPENINGS EVERYW HERE AND PERSONS * • • OF NOTE AS SEEN BY TH E CAMERA * - - Just a Little/ n Ä , A1 LA S T Glider Camp o f the Lindberghs in Mountains ..................... ; A man decided he nnd hie son would rake a drive lo their new cur. Aa they entered the cur. the fellier said I to the boy: “ Now. 'f you aee a mnioi cycle cop coming behind ua. you tell Papa.“ They settled down lo driving and , the car crept up to 30 miles. 3ft. 40, «ft, no, ftft and finally to On mi lea an , hour. Knddenly (tie little boy cried: ; T'apa. the man you were expecting Is here.“— Pacific Power and Light 1 Bulletin. ■ »> e e d l e s s N Pain F FISH SCALES P eo p le are often to o patient with pain« Suffering when there is no need to suf fer. Shopping with a head that th ro b * W orking though th ey ache all over. And Bayer Aspirin would bring ini» mediate relief! T h e best tim e to take B a yer Aspirin Is the moment you first feel th e psirn W h y postpone relief until tb e pain haa reached its height? W h y hesitate to taka anything so harmless? Read the proven directions fo r check ing colds, easing a sore throat; relieving headaches and the pains o f neuralgia, neuritis, rheumatism, etc. Y o u can always count on Ha quick comfort. But if pain is o f frequent recurrence see a doctor aa to its cause. don’t Km to talte thi Y OU old briar outdoor! if you fill it witb Sir Walter Raleigh's tobacco. Wives like tbe fra grance of Sir Walter— buibandi uy it’i tbe m ilJril, mellowest smoke that ever came out of the South. And the gold foil wrap ping inside tbe tin keeps it fresh to tbe eery last pipeful. Sir Walter can bring your pipe out o f tbe woodshed into the parlor. IIO V N • V IU U M IO N Col. and Mrs. Charles l.lndliergh and their companion* In the camp near Lebec, north o f D># Angeles, where lIt« colonel eiperlmeutrd with the Uowlua motorlees aullplane. First Geisha Girl Chorus Comes to America Adam Navar Heard It W h i, l* v *r trouble Adam bad. N < mao In days o f yor* lo ' !d aay arhrn Adam t'-ld * H>ha, “ I've beard that one before.“ tOlâCCO Melodious Publicity “ We gel atone fine classical mush by raditi.’' “ And yet roost of the classical writ er* died poor." “ Luck broke sen Inst them. They got Into action before they could com mand the coin|iensutlon that would now be due them aa ad writers.“— Washington Star. « o t r o f c A V i o * . L *o a S ir .'W alter R aleigh Smoking Tobacco IT's H o t» m ilder l A H **f O M I w i f fo r Irtela # l i r a ! - lag, iSc. pr»t<»r fr##. Oo-ln p»»w#r •Ir«ara 4UH4MM» * ( Imme or In r »lth Sona* t o r l i » « . W ak -I Miniti». RI. t. M olllotor.C nlir. Sensitive Stout Fish—“ Who says I'm •oo heavyT I've Juki weighed -ayself tnd I’m no heavier than I ought lo be. Jocular Thin Flab—Then your scales are wrong! The flret s«t*ha irtrl chorus ever brought to America arrived with a Japanese company of entertainers In Ran Francisco recently. The picture ehowa the flrla «lancing on the deck of the liner that brought them acroaa tbe Pacific. Tbe Superpirate Cop'uln Kidd—WUai's this I hear about your reforming r “ d quitting tbe nigh seas? Sir Henry Morgan— Reform nothing! True. I have abandoned the seas, but I have Invested my money In a num ber of apartment buildings and • thaln of delicatessen store*. S tra y in g O ff «bn R e a e rv n tio * HEALTHIEST IN WEST “Miss Florida” Hails From Tampa B S B R. I. Ratta. B « t r * i l R o c k «. W h lla l . « * Some—« I I from cara tali^ aaparvlMd Il ceke o i lare* bitda and matura braadara, includiti* world a rac- o>d atra In. Alao W . L> p u lì« » . yaaitln# hana and dajr-otd lutkaya. W rlta for prlcaa a l anca aa a v.ry ih in * pouits lo gTM Ily Incraaaad damami. Prom pt lOOIIUaadalIvaryguarafltaad. 30 y aara' wondartul (apotatton your aaJaguard. US: thaï *ko«eU Mm tnoo (c Sluuo rmil? lot roe* T k u la • y -u »d ada e ta s* Ä i a » æ j tsasrw a s.?*. D efeat! ve Tact lea Tlie Accuaed—There's the lawyer w# stuck up. It's ail up wit' ua. lie's go to ’ to testify again*! na. Ills Accomplice—Not thl* time, he wont. I've hired him to defend ua. five hours. T h e trying time in a young g ir r t Ufa Ta r e a c h e d when Nature leads 1 certain steue acroaa the he i S which divide# girlhood and wom anhood Neglect at this critical period i* largely responsible fo r much o f tha misery o f women. O ften there ia need o f tome aafa. atrenglhening tonic to overcome the langnnr, nervouaneee end diitreaa girte commonly experience at this time. I>r. Pierce'a Favorite P re scription soothes the nerves, encourages the appetite and helps the entire wom anly organism. It ia purely herbal— contains no narcotic, nor any harmful ingredient. Druggists. Tablets or liquid. Tend Dr. Pierce, Buffalo, N . Y., 10c i f you desire a trial pieg. o f tablets (Golds At Ant ales of a eold. taka W “ i N ATUBl'S HISSIOT—tha Ua- t anvo that thoimishly cUana y»ur Intoatln«*. It U tha one quirk way to s »t r*li«f and . . y a rd your hsalth. Mild. / I D S I G H I aafa. puraly yaaaUbla. »TO MOaaOW » U a a a n t -S S r . • A tS IO H T F o r Sale at All Drugaiata “ My wife's tougue Is never 'still. She talked her head off this morning.” “ How relieved you mutt feel." Pretty Jan# Rrewster of Portland, Ore., who won the d-ll championship ta the healthiest girl In the western Saif of the United States. She la thlr* teen years old and doctora mean as ; little to her aa electric fans do to an Eskimo. Easier to Handle 'Y ou hit your husband with a rhalrT Pray tell me why you did It. Mabel.“ •I did It." alahni the lady fair. "Because I could not lift the table.“ ANOTHER WALSH STAR Mies Margaret Ekdahl, representing Tampa, who was designated as "Miss Florida" In the finals o f the state-wide beauty contest held In Itayfront park, Miami. She will represent Florida In the International beauty competition to be held at Miami, March 7 to 10. Huge Base for Mussolini Monolith Ton don't like people who are not impremrd by your mioco**. Girlhood trained bands o f a masseur, this famous blend o f o il o f mustard, camphor, menthol and other helpful ingrediena brings relief naturally. I t penetrates and stimulates blood circulation, helps to draw out infection and pain. CHILDREN’ S Keep full strength Musterole on hand for adula and Chil dren's Musterole for the little to o . AH druggists. old Murtwole now made mtld- for babies and «mall children. So pleasant to use and so reliable— apply Children’s Musterole freely to the infected area one* every hour fo r M a n y U a p s ra d R o a d « from a eut or burnt Cola's Carbotlaalva •lope pain Instantly and haala quickly jtllhout a arar. K»ap It handy. All I drug- líala, SOr and «h-, or 1. W. Col# Co., Hock. ford. III—Advertisement. Should Hava Know# While bathing at a French seaside Active Yoaag Scamp resort an Income tax collector waa a t H a l Itosis— Ia your baby still In tacked by a shoal of Jellyfish, but one of any such occupation should have rom p ers? Sal Hepatlca—Well, he'a still when known just exactly what to do under the circumstances.—Fort Wayne News- he sleep s In 'em. Sen tineL Stockings woven of human hair were worn by basket-maker Indians No matter what lessens, there la who lived in the Southwest about 2JJU0 one thing that there is always more of—history. years ago. M o th e rs don't neglect y o u r child’s COUGH or COLD »kotimm I mo work. t* MOfiikly piu« probi* pesjr* yonr lnvo*«- W S r S a la r P a le C o tu t to Coast good Grocers sell and recom m en d Buss Ball Blue. Better va lu e th an any other.—Adv. ' «g aallcyOcactd Wbala Pulled Boat A ride on a whale waa taken by two brothers. While they were fishing from a flat-bottomed boat off the Don- egal (Ireland) coast their craft began to move swiftly along. After going fifty yards Ibc boat's headlong career was checked and soon It lay rocking gently on the calm water. The broth ers declare that when they looked over the side they saw the bulk of a huge whale vanishing into the depths, directly underneath tbelr tiny vessel. Buldwin—Hey I Luj otf the back of my neck. I ordered a scalp massage. Cllpplt, the Barber— Beg pardon, air. There was oothln’ to mark tbe boil» ■lary line and I overrun. CoopertUve plan y Ulti* i Although It la spending Jl.SOO.OOn,- wo a year Tor Improved roada, tho United Stalea atilt haa far to go be fore U reache# perfection, note# Wal ter I*. Chrysler, writing In the Farm loumal. The natlnn'a total highway mileage la \018£A4 mile*, and only S29.000 mile* are hard surfaced. How ever, the larger part o f the remain der. although nnpaved. haa been made comfortable f«>r traveling. W ife ’s Sy.teai Now cornea a housewife tnd reveals her secret for marital bliss. She says that every time she gets angry with her hatband she does not say any thing to him but alts down and writes out what she feel* like telling him. She puts the note away for three days. Then If she has changed ber mind she destroys IL but If she still feels the same way she gives him the note. MUST FEEL RELIEVED Money in Bananas » l i b a a l k r th « « . t * « ~ A v id a la tha tad* mask of Bajw Masmfartnra al Uaao eeckadda Frustrated Hub—I suppose you'd like to see your son liecome a captain of Indue try? Dub -Yea. but my wife thinks pugi lism Is too brutal. [J iy T a M ] Q V X S N H A T C H E H Y t e s e dee A v e . laatU a, WaaS». mm B A Y E R A S P IR IN Y 1 -N •Nuff Sed Give It a Chance Coleslaw— Why don't yon play " I like the house, but It's .»mall.” "W hat can you expect? It Is only poker? Caviar—My wife plays bridge. thre# years old." Why tha Chastisement ? The Pessimist He— Look, our captain U going to "W hat is the quickest way of dis solving gold?" asks a reader. Get kick the “ oat ! She— What did the goal dot married.—Detroit News. Logical Solutio# Professor—Ro the ship hugged the thoref Anti where was the shore? Student—I suppose. II was In thv sold of the vessel. Aa Far aa He Got Bunk—I understand from good an horlty, he's writing for the rnaga fines Bink —Well, tt’a true tn a certain tense They were delayed In the malls snd lie wrote snd asked to have toother copy sent. k Our Cyuica "Father, wtmt Is a 'c ln e T “Clue.” my boy. t* police pronnn elation for 'glue.' Il means they're stuck." Robert 1?. Walsh, son of the fnmoua «pitbull pitcher and brother of the White Sox hurler, who reported to Manager Rob Shawkey of the Van- tees with the first squad to go south ;n St. Petersburg, Fla. He Is twenty- two year# old, alg feet four Inches high nnd weighs 20ft pounds. Gave Accordion to World Tho Klude say* that a form of ac cordion was Invented by Damian In Vienna In 1R20. A little later an Eng- llahmnn, Sir Charles Wheatstone, took out a patent for a concertina. A Success Story “ Busy" was the word from the In ver office when Mr Salesman called. Nothing daunted, he wrote across s card: "That's why I am calling. I haven't any time to waste on loaf >r*," and sent it tn again. This lime he got In. T h a t ’ s tb e safe, sure treatment that millions o f mother» and leading docton and nurses recognise •nd endorse. Working like the Ju«t a* Reasonable "Six feel In hts hoots!" exclaimed Mrs. FlalL "Yes." »old Mr. Flatt. "Nonsense I Why. they might nr well tell me that the man had si- heads In his hat!" W o n d e rfu l I Here are eighty-six tons of marble being moved through St. Peter's square In Home. It la the giant block which will serve ua a base for the lofty mono lith In the new Mussolini stadium which Is under construction. Curved strip« of soaped wood were used to transport the heavy block. Sherlock—Aim : This letter w ii written hy a radh-tti communist. Watson—How do you deduce that • Sherlock - He scrupulously avoids- lie us« of cnplial letters. C 0 1 IC W cry in the niehf may Be tha ‘ * t Baf first warning that Baby ' has colic. No cause for alarm if Castoria is handy I This pure vegetable prep aration brings ouick comfort, and can never do the slightest harm. Always keep a bottle in the house. It is the safe and sensible thing when children are ailing. Whether It’* the stomach, or the little bowels; colic or constipation; or diarrhea. When tiny tongues are coated, or the breath is bad. Whenever there’s need of gentle regulation. Children love the taste of Castoria, and its mildness makes it suitable for the tiniest infant, and for frequent use. And a more liberal dose of Castoria is always better for growing children than some need lessly strong medicine meant only for adult use. Genuine Castoria always has Chas. H. Fletcher'« signature on the wrapper. P re scribed bv doctoral