The Turner tribune., March 29, 1928, Image 3

TMP. T R IB U N E . T U R N E R , O R EG O N
HOUSE-WORK
TIRED
The Cream
o f the
obacco
Crop
Senatorial Investigators in Coal Strike Region
HoweAboüt-
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Find« Aid in Lydia E. Pink-
ham’s VegctabI« Compound
S r
A
Plymouth. Wl».—"I am on« o f th .
wonit’n taking Bylin M. Plnkhnm'.
V e g . t a b l e Com­
p o u n d »»'I am
proud to any It la
Kootl. 1 wna no run­
down that I didn't
ft>nl llko doing any-
t h i n s and my
mother told tnn to
try ttm Vegetal!» |
Compound and I
did.
It did mo
Rood.
I do my
tiouaeworkand nlao
do «11 my garden j
work and I havo a llirr«* yrar-old Rlrl
to Itnik after. I hava told qu it. a few
other« to try tlio Vegetable Compound
and I am wllllUK U> anawor latter* I
about It."-M an Gu lit-uu, It, i, Ply­
mouth, Wisconsin.
ED H O W E
lu l l S y n d t '.l ..
W N U Service.
A country wherein the newly rich
are numerous Is a good country; It
has opportunity. 1 like to ese the
rich change every five or ten year*.
This Is Justice, equality.
It la meanness to abuse the newly
rich. We should all be more or less
guilty; otherwise we are not getting
along properly.
We are all newly rich In the enjoy­
ment of blessings men didn't enjoy
a few years ago; It Is the newly rich
who enjoy the electric light, the tele­
phone, the radio, and dozens o f other
things.
We are all newly rlcb In being men |
rather than a;>ea.
Take advantage o f your opportu­
nities; there are riches for everyone. I
If you do not get yours, you are fool­
ing around with foolish things.
G a r fie ld T e a
W at Your
G ran d m oth er's Rem edy
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For every atomarh
and InteaHnal III. |
Mendiera o f Ike aenntortul aubroininlttee Inveallgatlng coudllloua In Hie bituminoli« eoal field of Pennaylvarila,
Thin good old funh- 1 talking to Hie fumlly of a nonunion iiiliicr at i'rlcedule. Senator Wagner of New York, oeelug one o f the little
toned ln-rb hum«*
girla wna wllhoul aboea und atocklnga, gava lier u Ave-dollar bill.
rrim ily for mimll-
putlon. atomarh Ilia
nod otlirr derange­
ment« o f the aya-
trm no prrralrnt the«« ilnya la In even
greater favor na a family tnedlrln.
than In your grandmother'« day.
Will Take His Medicine, Come Back and Repay
B a b el a la Radio
1,1 ke all rndlo funa they delighted
In "ItaliliiR" for atatloua fur away and
wliru they aurraodad In ImidliiR u for |
elgn ala lion, aurh aa lluvuna. It » 11 «
a I'ttUKr for rrlrbrutlon.
One uftirnoou Mra. It rualird oral
d o o r |o ti ll tier nelghber In »xcited
tutn*a Hint alio hnd aom« foreign atn
Hon. but couldn't nmk« out what It
wna.
The nrlRtdMir turned In on lb« aiim«
number mid. aur« enough, a rolre wna
ratlllni off a apreeb In a forrlRii tun
Runs«. Itoili wnllrd br«atbli*aaly for
th« announcamcnt at Ibo «ml of tba
talk.
It waa n arnrlr* in the German lan­
guage In a cburrb 'll l.'hlengo.
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Quickly Relieves
Rhejmatic Pains
Je»»e Itoblnaon. ntlorm-y o f Oakland, Calif., accused of losing In «peculation $.V),000 belonging to his clients,
pleaded guilty and was sent to Sun Quentin prison for one to ten years. I!e said he would fake bis medicine, then
come back nml repay those who bud lost through his acta. Above are pictures of ltobluson nod bis handsome home In
Clurvinottt Mnuor.
12 Day*’ Free Trial
To i*f»t relief wlirn pnln torturr«!
joint« tuiti mu*« h * kt t p ytiti in con­
stant mUwry ruts on Joint K him \
It It t|iiU kly nbsorhotl urn! jrou run
nib It In oftrii and expect n**ulta
more *|»«T«|i|y. <J«*t It nt any drug
iri»t In America.
U m Joint Ka*o for arlutlca. 1am-
hnjro. sore, lunu* rmi*«li**, Innit* hark,
cheat cohla, nor«« nostril* mill burn-
In«, nrhln« fe*t« ()nljr (V) rent«. It
It Throws Its Beams Fifty Miles
GETS CHOICE POST J
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f H Mi rt m tr *.
r p r r
« m l nan»«» »rut A<Mr«n» f o r IS
r i \ L a L « . | lV t r i a l
t o r Irs, I ' r s k
» t i t ir
1.» P o p « » I . n l i o r a -
3. I In lit* Wr 11, Ma in« .
Joint-Ease
For Cakrd Udder and Sore Teats in Cows
Try Hanford’s Balsam of Myrrh
Mxtwy iMa-k for flrtl M i l o If no« (Ultad.
A ll d a t k l l
Ring H ad T ra veled
A f«w week« «go a young womnti
rmployi’d b) nn executive of a WII
mlngton (Imi.) concern, « Ml« mailing
lei (era. r«mov«d n dlnmond ring ami
l«ft It on Imr <l«ak. \Vh«n ah« looked
for It lb « ring hnd dl*ii|ip«nr«d. . lie
concluded It mlglit bn«« »lipped Into
one of the letter« »lie hnd neuled and
mailed.
She wrote to th« eorre
apondetita of Hie day. explaining Hi«
dlan|i|«>iiriinrp and unking Hint Hie
ring tie returned ahould It be found
She hna ln«t heard from n correapond
«lit In Italy, who reported Hint the
ring fell out when Hie lctl«r wna
o|H’ii«d nml promlaed to rrturn It.
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Sir William Tyrrell, who has been
selected to succeed the marquis of
Crewe in the British ambassadorship
at Baris, considered the “ blue ribbon
post" o f British diplomacy. He has
held the post of permanent undersec­
retary of the foreign office, and Is
considered one o f Great Britain's
ablest diplomats.
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Here Is the greut Sperry searchlight o f 480,000,000 caudle power that
lins been Institlled on the roof of St. (¡eorge hotel In Brooklyn to serve os a
Itecrulla for the army In rumi dia-
beacon for air mall flyers and ships. It throws its bea n fifty miles.
tríela o f firent ltrltiiln »re being held
back by higher wngvn for furm labor j
nml by Maler Ptiilgrntlon.
INHERITS A FORTUNE
Enjoying His First Real Meal
P May End in Flu
I
Check it Today mm
I rhere’ aa way todoit—HILL'S. I>oca
I tin* loor R N H W f th ta n in oat.
1
Stops the cold In twenty four hours,
checks thr fryer. M M the
!>• wr U. tones t he entire»ystrm.
That's the aid wots need. Don't
hesatishefl with anythin* lr**.
G o ri«ht now and get HILL'S,
in the red box. 30c.
Hill’s
Stops
Colds
MILL9«
X
Caacara — Broosida
from K idn ej
an d B ladde
Trouble. Don"
let theae organ
make a marty
o f you. Heed the firs
warning that "tlunga nri
not right." Drink freely of wnte
ami take Gold Medal Haarlem Oil Cap
aulea. A world fainoua remedy for kid
nry .liver, bladder and uric acid trouble
aince 1696.
H A A R L t M OIL
(x m a n a x a
A t all dnigglits. In three aiaes. Lnok for ths
name on the blue and gold boa.
PASTOR KOENIGS
N E R V IN E
Ê Nei Epilepsy
vousness &
Sleeplessness
PRICE $1 SO AT YOUR DRUG STORE
' aA*k for \ttmpte
.KOENIG MIDICINE CO
I0 4 5 N WELLS ST.TMICAGO I I I
Itnymond West, fourteen, o f Chicago, Is shown enjoying a real meal
for the first time In his life. Due to n constricted esophagus, he had lived
since birth on liquids. Surgery has made him normal, and now he knows
what tooth are for.
OF INTEREST T O E V E R Y B O D Y
More than .TOO kinds o f cheese are
made In France.
The world’s wnter power develop­
ment has Increased 43 per cent In six
jrenrs.
X-rays were discovered by the Her
ntnn scientist, l>r. Wilhelm Itoenlgen.
In 1803.
The Alaskan salmon pack In 1027
was about 4<l |>er cent less than the
big pack o f llCfl,
New York spends over $3,000.000 n
year removing snow from Its streets
Many families In China And rice too
expensive, and eat cheaper u>ods In
Its place.
The dangerous carbon monoxide
gas makes up 7 per cent o f automo­
bile exhaust gases.
I-otus seeds 900 yenrs old are the
oldest seeds that have been proved
«npnble of growth.
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America's Stage
Favorite
“ Good old Luckies!
We’t'e been pals for
years. And like an old
friend they treat me
well. No irritation to
my throat and no
coughing. And I ap­
preciate Lucky Strike
—the full body tobac­
co with the toasted
flavor that’s been the
same since that day
we met.”
“It's toasted"
N o Throat Irritation- N o Cough»
©1928, The American Tobacco Co^ Inc.
The man who has millions today « There is assuredly nutrition in tha
In the old days the people were con­
stantly Indignant because taxes were doesn’t control a single minute of to- eggs, and is there as much In the salt-
levied by ruler«, and not by parlia­ morrow.
j cured ham?
ment or congress. So, after the mur­
der o f a good many rulers, the taxing
privilege was transferred to parlia­
ment or congress. And taxes have In­
creased ever since.
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You say you don't know. If you
come to a conclusion fairly and Intel­
I
FORM EN,
T H E NEW EST
ligently. yon do know. If, heeding ex­
W OMEN AND BOYS
F O R SPRING
perience and sneb knowledge as Is
available, yon come to a doubt, yon at '
«Am ericas
least know a doubt usually Indicates
Best Knowa Shoes
an untruth.
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In the average small town there Is ,
usually room for only half a dozen or
so really smart men.
TO S A V E M O N E Y !
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Read the follow ing statement • • •
1 do not wish to argue with anyone:
that leather prices have gone up tre-
a fool may annoy me, and a wise man |
in the past several months W. L. Douglas
convict me of folly.
high quality at the same
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Yon clamor for equality. Your nat­
ural chances In life are flfty-flftj. By
behaving well, you can Increase your
chances to sixty, seventy, while the
Ill-behaved man's chances will be re­
amed to forty, or thirty.
Information, temperance, fairness,
politeness, good work, good health,
give you an advantage.
Everyone has a little disposition to
rob the other fellow.
Rob him by behaving better than he
behaves.
Hides increased 75% to 85% tn price during 1927.
“ But**, you
ask. “ if that is true, how can Douglas Shoes sell at the same prica
and stiQ be as good as ever.’ “
And here’ s why—early in 1927 we foresaw this rise in prices we
contracted at the prevailing low prices for enough fine leather to
make the shoes we are offering this Spring in 120 W . L. Douglas
stores in the principal cities and through reliable dealers ex ery-
where. A fair and s*p*art retail price stamped on the soles of
Douglas shoes at the factory, guarantees honest value.
M en’ s $5 to $8—W om en ’ s $5 to $8—Boys* $4 to $5
Catalog of S e w Spring Styles mailed on request.
in your
tor catalogue and agency.
A d ju s ta b le
He— When Is your birthday?
She— When will it be most conveni­
An editor In the East refers to me !
ent for you?— Boston Post.
ns an optimist pessimist. It Is a good
line. If you behave welt, and work
hard, be optimistic about results; you
will seldom be dlsapnointed. But If
a town bum wants to borrow money
of yon, be pessimistic. If a man of
no ability promises great results for
his community, nnd offers stock for
snle, be pessimistic. Pessimism wins
oftener than optimism. I am ashamed
to say so, but It Is tme.
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W . L. D O U G LA S SHOE C O .
173 Spark Street,
Brockton, Mass.
S tate o f Ig n ora n ce
“Tour partner has a complete edu­
cation, hasn't lie?"
"No. he's a bachelor."
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That Cold
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An Englishman lately visited this
country, and, when he returned home,
wrote another o f those awful hooks
about ua. He aald we had some good
habits, but made much o f the charge
that we are ao unnecessarily noisy.
As a rule 1 do not agree with an Eng­
lishman In anything, but there la a
good deal In this charge. Why ahould
everything In white America he as
noisy aa a negro church festivalT
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If I were a god, or king, I believe I |
should still have a disposition to rec­
ognize the rights o f others. I dislike
people grumbling at me, and they sel­
dom do If ! give them no cause. I
would make a poor slave owner, I so
dislike tbelr protests. I should rathpr
not he known at all than be known as
a mean man.
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There Is only one thing I can do
easily and well. That la to catch
mice. If old Hannah tells me there
Is a mouse la the bouse, I c-n halt
a trap with a little cheese, and eaten j
It. Hut with all my other endeavors,
I have considerable difficulty.
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Your suspicion is usually belief
(hut another may do what you would :
do under similar circumstances.
“ I A p p recia te
L u ck y Strike^
Says G eorg e
M* C o h a n
Mrs. Allda Taylor Rooney o f Al­
bany, N. Y„ who lias Just Inherited nn
estate worth $830,000. It was left
her hy John A. Balfour, dlnmond mine
owner In Africa, who died a few
weeks ago. Thirty years ago when he
boarded the night boat at Albany,
eventually to travel to South Africa,
he promised a little girl he saw—Allda
Taylor—that he'd send her a “ nice
doll when his ship came In.”
H ealin g Stonet o f H aw aii
Miraculous cures are said to he ob
talned In Hawaii by visits to the fa
imms "healing stones” of Wahlnwn.
near Honolulu. People with seeming
ly Incurable diseases go lo them and
come away apparently well.
A ll M en G ive Ear
He that goeth about to persuade a
multitude that they are not so well
governed ns the\ or.ght to be shall
never want a ttc on nnd fnvornbis
listeners.—Rev. I.
ard Hooker.
Can men keep up the old pace of
gnlla.'.try toward the women? Real i
women are worthy of It. and properly i
appreciative, hut a lot of tough ones i
have grown up who deserve the police
court rather than gallantry. Will It
finally become necessary to revise gal­
lantry. and cut out the unworthy?
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A man who Is making money never
' uns away. It seems to be the rule that
no matter how much a man thinks o f a
woman, he will not run nwny with her
If he has to give up a Job or business
that Is very profitable and In good
condition.
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I am often astonished at the nnm
her o f clever people i . j w living. I’ rob
ably we have twenty to one, ns com­
pared to a hundred years ago. And
a . we know better, we should do' bet
ler. Our trouble Is not Ignorance; It
Is carelessness, silliness, meanness,
unfairness, all qualifies that punish.
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When s boy Is sixteen nnd hasn’t
anything else, he Is pretty apt to have
a girl.
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Men have no opportunity to Judge
the wisdom o f w om en; women are
wisest when no men are around.
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The thing that hampers me most In
rending Is lack o f clearness, simplic­
ity: I am not able to understand what
Hit, writers are attempting to say
I
r.iny apply to the dictionary for nn
Herstnmling of their words, hut the
meaning of their sentences Is beyond
finding out.
In talking as well as
writing It Is a great virtue to be nhle
to make your meaning easily under
stood.
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Sin Is being poor, and a trouble to
•tilers; righteousness Is tnklny care
of yourself, and helping others a little.
The whole world knows Aspirin as an effective antidote for
pain. B ut it's just as important to know that there is only one
genuine Bayer Aspirin. The name Bayer is on every tablet, and
on the box. If it says Baver, :t’s genuine; and if it doesn’t, it is
not! Headaches are dispelled by Bayer Aspirin. So are colds,
and the pain that goes with them; even neuralgia, neuritis, and
rheumatism promptly relieved. Get Bayer—at any drugstore—
with proven directions.
Physicians prescribe Bayer Aspirin;
it does NOT affect the heart
Aiplrta Is the trail, mark of Barer Manufacture of kloooacttlcuclilMWr of Salic/U c k U