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Till'. TRIBUNE. TURNER. OREGON JUST HUMANS BV QEHE CARR Eleven Months By DOUGLAS M ALLOCH T T S- well, let's see—It's very new L Eleven months, almost a year. Since you put on your hat one day And said good by and went a w a y ; And you. you smiled, and 1 smiled, too That's all one ever dares to d o; And then ! heard a door Dial doss'd And welt, whoever yet au|ipoeed Eleven months could follow thon Before that door would swing again. That Is, before that dosir would swing And really ms'au a single h ln gi— Eleven months, or maybe mors\ Before one beard a swinging door Just seem to swing some certain way. t can't describe, (hat seemed to say, "H e's here! He's home! He's ou tlw stair I Now where's my puff? and how's my hair?" Eleven months— and yet a week It was before I dared to speak. Or hardly uared to ..i. for fra? Somebody else around might hoar Me— well. n.e gulping something down Because one man was out o f town. ^hNS. Q jtlk y © MvCKn Nrtvpiytr Sint-raM -H A V E TH E L A S T 0 AN C E W IT H HIM. DEAR ?” “ I O ID I” SO M E T H IN G T O T H IN K A B O U T By F. A. W A L K E R HAVE LOFTY AIMS OO who are so often discouraged in the gray dawn, when tt takes ali your resolution to arouse yourself, ought not to lose heart. The embarrassing puzzles that con front you with the coming o f another day hare been the common heritage of mankind rince the first tick o f time. Millions o f men and women, long before you came to this planet passed through the same slougb o f despond, broke away from Its terrible mire and paved tbelr paths to success In flam ing gold. Through trying bonrs o f depression, through storming waters and tempes tuous winds. through lonely days when not a friendly smile beamed upon them, through heat and cold, heart aches and tears, these tired, timorous and anxions souls held to their lofty alms. They turned tbelr backs upon the aomher morning breeze and lifted their eyes to the fleckless blue above. L ike trustful children they clung to the hand o f Faith as she led them gently over the rough places and cheered them with encouragement. Then came the Hushing sun to light up their way- -the glorious transforme- tlon— the rebirth o f Inspiration and ambition which took them step by step straight to t t ; object o f their life ’s desire. Y T o aim high, you should do as they did and pack your heart with good resolutions. You may be east In the world's drama for a leading part I Atm high, poll hard on the bow string and send your arrow speeding to the mark. Let neither fear, pride nor passion weaken you. Show those around yon that you have mettle and character. Make the demonstration Imposing, bat oot offensive. Keep on t t r sfinltt highway. Make room for fellow travelers. Give swiftness to your feet as you turn away from folly. Seek knowledge and understanding. Be loyal to yonr employer, to your creed and to your God. I f you do these things you will reach the enchanted dais at the summit of the hills, waiting there for your com ing. Can you vision It? If you can. yon w ill feel the first thrill o f the Joy that w ill be yoors when the world crowns you as one o f Its victors. Now. Isn't this a shameless note?— The worst a woman ever wrote. But I've been thinking more and more Thai ever siuce you shut the door. That anywhere you perehanced to he. That maybe you were Just III e me. And. Just because I let you go. You didn't see. and didn't know. And didn't really understand: And wouldi 1 It be aw ful— land I— I f somehow somewhere «on etim e you W ere counting month« and minutes, too! ■ ■ He who toveth a hook w ill never w ant fo r a fa ith fu l friend, a w hole- *oin<a counselor, a ch eerful com pan ion. or an effectual com forter.— Isaac Barrow. GOOD THINGS WE LIKE HOSE who enjoy the sweet p o tsto w ill like this method o f serv ing It: Stuffed Sweet Potatoes. Feel and parboil the potatoes of even size and shape, core with an ap ple corer and fill each cavity with prunes which bare been softened and stoned. Close the ends with halves o f the cores, thus keeping In the Juices. Bake on s grate with a pan to catch the drippings. In the pan place two cupfuls each o f sugar and water and allow the sirup to remain while the potatoes are cooking. Re move the potatoes to a hot dish and boil down the sirup until tt forms a thread. Pour this over the poratoes and serve with rich game, goose or bruited mackerel. T Boiled Ham. No Virginia ham Is considered fir for cooking until It has been cured at least a year. Wash and scrub the surface well, place In a kettle with cold water and bring slowly to the boiling point, then let It simmer for half o f the required time for cooking One-half hour to the pound Is mnsld ered the best time for cooking ham. A fter half the time l i passed remove and pour on fresh boiling water and finish cooking. Take from the water, trim and skin It while warm. Cover with d oves and brown sugar and baste with elder while cooking In a hot oven, until well browued on the outside. Chestnut Stuffing This la one o f the most tasty o f stuff Inga. Take a pound o f lean, uncooked bam cut Into dice, cover with cold water and simmer until tender. Mean while silt a quart o f large chestnuts, peel them and boll till soft In salted water. Press them through s sieve, add one-fourth cupful o f butter, a tahlerpoonful of oolon Juice, a pint o f bread crusts, a tablespoonfui of chopped parsley, with salt and pepper to taste, a d d '»* a bit o f marjoram and paprika. The chopped giblets, cooked and clip p ed , are added to this staffing If desired, making a most finely flavored stuffing. 3 f MISUNDERSTOOD A colort\l woman, atout amt mature, vrua waiting in t ie railroad slutlnu to be uiet by relatives whoso address she had forgotten. In the course of questions, me agent o f the T ra velerà' Aid society casualty Inquired : “ Did you come to the C ty for fOOd ?" An Interval o f alienee followed, then the woman, bristling with tu dlgnatlon. replied emphatically : “ 1 Is here to tell you I come to' uo bad puhpose.” Making the Mott of It Squire's Daughter— Mother Is so sorry to bear you've been tl! while she was away. Mrs. Ilodgen. and she has sent you this bottle of wine to eld your recovery. Mrs, Ilodgen — Thank'oo kindly, mis*. An' If ye’ll excuse an old wom an's question, did your mother men tlon tf she'» gtvtu anytbluk hack on tbe bottle?” By J e a n OUGHT TO BE PEPPERED òoòooooooooooooooooooooooo E n d * Sam’s prohibition «gents from all over th« country are b-lng l«k rn to Washington to attend a school opened by tho prohibition unit. Correct ways to tnak# liquor arrests and reliu re» nr« being taught at this uuuaunl school conducted In tl»« shadow o f tho Capitol. In this photograph Webfttef 8pat««, Instructor, la «(»own teaching hi« claim the construction o f a still. UNIONS onion there I* strength." T R And CLY. It “ Is In this same principle, old as the acre, that started the Brat union, the medieval gild, as tt was called, from “ gild ’ meaning a payment. It la a travesty that the original “ union«** were not organisations of “ labor.” but o f employer«. They were board« of trades formed j j the pro prietors o f the Industrie« o f each town, for protection against “ foreign i* competition. The rules of the gild against trading with “ foreigners'* ex cept under certain conditions preserved for the trade men o f each town a monojkoly o f local business. rap* Itallsts! The authority o f the gilds I d the regulation o f trade was greater even than that enjoyed by the town governments With the development o f Industry the general merchant gild was super* Reded by the cruft gilds— Individual organizations for every trade or Indus try In the town. As the merchant d id had regulated the trade o f the town in general th* craft gild supervised Its own trade or occupation. So powerful were these craft gilds that It was Impossible for a man to carry on business without subjecting himself to the rules o f his gild. The gild« controlled a man’s stand ing in his trade. Every worker had to serve for seven years as an appren tice wit I »out pay. when he became a “ Journeyman.“ This word was taken from the French “ Journee,** which means day. For the inen were em ployed and paid by the day. When a Journeyman had saved enongh money to open his own little shop he became a “ master” tradesman. And here again we have capitalism in the trade unions, for only musters could become full-fledged members o f the craft gild ! But we learn that the proprietors and tbelr employees worked In harmonious accord, without partisan Interests, for the good o f their craft. The millenlum was here— about hi JO rears agol (CoprrtshL) --------O--------- 'HE Y O U N G LADY ACROSS THE W AY Photograph of Queer Plane Crash AWS Crotting the Road I I . tried to cross Ih# road- Im patient ! A m otor cam#— In-patU n; ’ Probably Not “ What sort o f an Interview did you vet with Mrs. Flubdub about her gar den party?” "W hen I arrived she was quarreling Informally with, her husbaud." “ I don't suppose we can pur that In the society news." Not Well Placed She— I don't fancy her cart o f fea tures, do you? He— Well, tt sure looks ns tf the carter had umile a a wild throw. BEEN MARRI ED BEFORE? s m e a :. She— And. don't you know, she has married a aecond lieutenant It— I didn't know she had ever been married before. FOR T H E GOOSE— OUR envyin' her won’t keep your neighbor from lookin’ beautiful. But It will you. Tills photograph allows the wreckage of a plan« I lint crashed !nto a tele phone pole near Dallas, Texas, without Injuring the pilot or a young woman passenger. The occnpants were rescued by the flr« department by means o f the ladder shown In the picture. Scene of Heroism and Death A. Mason Day. vice president o f the .Sinclair Explora timi company, who waa nrreatrd In Washington charged with conspiring to Influence Jurors lu the ? all-Sinclair case. Dead Onet G iriti Exchange Neighbor— What's all the loud talk I In your house? Child—Oh, father and mother are swapping animals. Neighbor— Swapping animals? Child— Yes, mother passed the buck to him and got his goat. No matter how high a lark flies ft don't turn Into an eagle. The young lady acroas the way snya *230,000 seems like an awful price to pay for a seat on the stock exchange when they stand up most o f the time anyway. (C o p r r ls k t .» ( © b r M c C la * « N rw *p *p «-r flyu<1 te a t«») point that you have overlooked.” “ No chance. I mopped up the floor with him and he didn't even make a good mop."— Boston Transcript let It get hit It's no fault o f mine.” — America! Beginn Weekly. Lott to Learn Van Blow Well, I must sny that I have a pretty good opinion o f myself. M illlrent— Yes, you have never stud led yourself very much, I suppose. Agricultural Talk Placing the Blame There was a fparful crash as the train struck the car. A few seconds Inter Mr. and Mrs. P. started to say something, hut her husband stopped her— “ Never mind talking," he snapped " I got my end o f the car across. You were driving the hack f e a t I f you BENJAMIN PURNELL Julia—And at the end o f his letter he put a couple o f Xs. What does be I mean? Hilda— Simple g ir li It means h e* | double crossing you. FOR TH E GAN D ER — The more a woman tells you about her troubles, the less she needs your sympathy. You might love a man yon was afraid of. But never one you was ashamed of. : d w it h o il Owlith It's hard to know what to do with a kid that Ilea, a man that sneeda after he's been fined and a woman LSSi keeps on eatin’ onions. Utterly Worthlett Here Is pictured the memortat dedi cated at the Vatlcsn recently to tbe memory o f the Hwl.s guards who have seriell at the paps; residence. First Negro— WhaITo' you lookin' so unnecessary, Glutinous? Second Negro—Ah feels like a dumb owl. Predicament. "R eveal yo' rnennln*, man." “ Ab Jes' don't give a hoot.” By V i o l a Brother» Shore W H Y IS AN E M PTY HOUSE DUSTY? I b a dust that's always In the air Has tlma to aettla down— Unstirred by feet or banging doors Or mother's anxious frown. (Coprrisbt.» TO SWISS GUARDS First Bandit— No nse holding up that man— he ain't worth bis salt. Second Bandit tdruivlng gu n)— 1-et's pepper him then. Flowert Mitting It's better to psy too much to your flsb mas than your druggist "E th el," raid her father, “ your young man has been to see me ami I've ileclth-d that you cannot marry him. He Is worthless.” “ You ought not to say that, papa because he nmy have some good tbe N ew to n Y f - ________________ bearings o f How It Started A n s w e r e d by I n for Learning How to Conduct Prohibition Raids 11« used to send her flowera B efore he wan wed— To Ret any nowadaya She'd have to be dead. What Does Your Child Want to Know t i e — W e most reduce our ilvlng ex panses. She— W e might cut out the auto. Be— But Lien we Wouldn't he llv- Flood control adherent« from the Mississippi valley, gathered In VYasliInglou In force bouse committee ou flood control, held a alppy meeting ou the steps o f the Capitol. -------- o -------- >c'C'ci<vv<><>CK>->c'<yc'<'Cs<><><><><><>C'<y<»o « P i 132?. W e*tern N ew spaper Union.» -------- O-------- --------------------------s - H BARBARA BOl’RJAIL? Boosters for Flood Control at the Capitol I g S r M c C ls r v N v w s p a p s r S v n S I c s I s l I Cl b r M cC lure New w peper Sr o ilie s t , i w ee Just ^ Little* Smile Economy “ I wish you would give up your pipe and go to smoking cigars,'’ urged the thrifty wife. “ I cannot alford to, love,“ he ex plained. “ You km,tv clgnrs are ever so much more expensive.” “ That doesn't seem possible,” sho reflected. “ You must hum at least a dozen matches in amoklng one pipeful o f tobacco.” "F iv e seeds More." "B alse It ten berries.” These sounds came from the dining room. “ The dear men,” chirped a bride In the parlor. “ How Interested they are In their gardens.” The Reaion T ed — So your unde left yon only ft. Are you going to break Ills w ill} T a d — No, that wouldn't do any good, us I broke uncle long ago. Ruina o f orphanage at Prepack, N. .7., conducted by Rupi latine Slalom o f the Nazarene, which w m burned recreitly. O f ilio 70 children In the build ing, only throe wore killed, the others being cnrrled out by Iwo linter» at the Imminent rink o f their Uvea. LITTLE BITS OF INFORMATION The oyster crop has dwindled con siderably In the past to years. The bee and the silkworm are the only Insects put to work on a factory basis by man. A man’s hat caught In the Ice o f a slowly moving glacier took 12 years to travel a mile. Some o f the floest silk ever sold In London came from the m o d t v I” or Georgian colonists. Prehistoric cave men o f Europe hunted over 20 dllferent animals. A subterranean cable between Cairn and Alexandria, Egypt, will cost XI,- 200,000. W ar on Jackrnhhlts 1s being waged In Mouth Dakota and other western states. Itullwny lines from Stuttgart, Ger mane, •„ the u vIs- border will be double tracked. BonJnmln Purnell, whoae llouce o f David religion« organization wr.a put In the hand« o f a receiver. Battioa ot Deliberation A pitch baule Is a regularly planned and dellheratcly executed battle. Ws »r e Informed by tke Army War col lege that all gretti baltica are pitch bal tica. sudi as lite B atti« ot Waterloo, thè Baule nf thè Marne, thè major pnrt of thè llattle o f (iettyshurg, etc. Not Really “ Cardent” The hnngltig gardens nf Babylon were In reality a structure, upon tha roof of which were planted trees, flow ers und shrubs,.