Image provided by: The Confederated Tribes of Grand Ronde; Grand Ronde, OR
About Weekly Chemawa American. (Chemawa, Or.) 189?-198? | View Entire Issue (June 12, 1908)
How's your shirt jpp iqjr vgriqpriqpL ayi jl jil jyt. ji. Jiyc y jyt . jyi y ,y jgt. y. jgi. jyuyi y jyugji Jjji JJF jgfLJjijyigra 3 If it doesn't fit rigKt, it's because it isn't J made rigHt. Try tHe "Summitt" sHirts at j! and end your shirt troubles We undersell reonlar Stores. I 4 IN LIGHTER VEIN Binks "Very few women have any knowledge of parlimentary law." Jinks "You should hear my wife. She has been speaker of the house for the last twelve years' Ex. "But," protested the Plain People, "you are 'robbing us." "Suppose I am," responded the Trust impatiently; "if you stop me it will bring on sC panic, and then where will you be?" Puck. "When you delivered your speech," said the stenographer, "why did you omit that reference to straining at a gnat and swallowing a camel?" "Huh!" rejoined the prudent orator, "there has already been quite enough of this nature-faking discussed." Ex'. The true test of greatness is the ability to wear the sarne size hat continuously. Puck. "That," said the agile dentist, as he sidestepped the leap of the infuriated patient whose dental cavity he had just probed with startling results, "is what I call a jumping toothache." Baltimore American. Jack: How long can a goose stand on one leg? Valois: Try it and see. Ex. Said the shoe to. the stocking, I'll wear a hole in you. Said the stocking to the shoe, I'll be darned if you do. 'Ex. An Irishman once, in speaking of the American politicians, said: "If these men were landed on an uninhabited island, it wouldn't be a half an hour 'till they'd have their hands in the pockets of the naked savages." Mr. McKinley says a cyclone is some thing that starts from nowhere, has no particular place to go, but it is in an awful hurry to get there. Ex. Mr. Johns "Say, Tut, what instru ment of war does the Earth resemble?" Mr. Daily "A revolver, of course." "But why did you leave your last place?" the lady asked of the would-be cook. "To tell the truth mum, I just couldn't stand the way the master an' the missus used to quarrel, mum." "Dear me! Do you mean to say that they actually used to quarrel?" "Yis, mum, all the time. When it wasn't me an' him, it was me an' her." --Everybody's.
