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About The Willamina times. (Willamina, Yamhill County, Oregon) 1909-1972 | View Entire Issue (April 13, 1933)
Page 7 TIMES. WILLAMINA. OREGON STATESMEN'S SALARIES D[ D Events in the Lives of Little Men Salaries of senator» and repre A grouch Is usually seeking to un sentatives nre fixed by acts of con dermine your happiness. gress. Congressmen receive at the present time 110,000 a year; the speaker of the house of representa W BlM s a t $ tives, $15,000 a year. These salaries were Axed by the act of March 4, 1025, which raised them from $7,500 a year, and the salary of the speaker of the house of representatives from $12,000 a year. The act o f February 2«, 1907, placed the salaries at $7,- 500. Previous to that time congress jnsrcnri w sinrrsrs 1111 —• men received $5,000 a year, Axed by an act passed In 1804. In the early days of congress, members were paid by the day. Members of the Arst congress received *0 a day for every abl r reaul t in poiaonoua waatee ra v w n « y o«r »y»- U m —often the direct Cause day they attended congress. ainesa. colds, complexion troubles. N A T U K — S Constipation Drove Her Wild {saisKisssasassa» Dr. Pierce’s Favorite P riw in tio n makes weak women atroné. No alcohol. Bold by druggist* in tablets or liquid.—Adv A n d Y o u ’re B e tte r L ik e d The older you grow the less advice R E M E D Y — the m ild, all-vegetable ta n uw — M/cfy stimulates tlie ttU irt eum inati-a tract ' strengthens, regulate* t he bowel« 1 « norm al. nctural function - tng . Get a 2Sc box today a t your druggist’t» ' you offer gratuitously. The quickest relief for a headache is two tablets of Bayer Aspirin. The tablet bearing the Bayer cross dissolves very rapidly and brings rapid relief. There is no known medicine that works quite like Bayer Aspirin for the awful head and face pains of neuralgia. There is nothing with quite the same effectiveness in relieving rheumatism. Bayer Aspirin does not depress the heart, does not npset the stomach, does not have any ill effect. Its punty end uniformity are tested thirty-six times! Time counts when you’re in pain. Stick to genuine Bayer Aspirin! And Bayer means S a i d Is reliable for skin troubles. Red, rough skin, sore, itching, burning feet, chafing, chapping, rashes, irritations, cuts and burns, are quickly relieved and healed by applications of C n t ic n m O in t m e n t , No household should be without it. Tide H a a T u r n e d Boy—Hurry, won't you? A man has been fighting m.v father for sn hour. Pollcemnn—Why didn't you call for me sooner? Boy—Because pa was getting the best of It until a while ago.—Phlladel phla Bulletin. S t r ic t ly EXTRA DRY U n e x p e c te d R e s p o n s e ••hid you hold your audience spell bound?” •'What do you mean?" asked Sena tor Sorghum. ‘‘hid you move your hearers?" "They moved sure enough. But 11 was in my direction and my friend» had to hold 'em while 1 got away.” F re a h Customer—Are these eggs fresh? Orocer_ Fresh! Why. the hens haven't missed them yet.—Boston Transcript NOT A CHANCE U n s y m p a th e tic She (d in in g )—One could never take a bath In this chnrnpagne. H e— And why not? She— It's extra dry. N o t P a r t ic u la r Housewife— I'll not give you any thing. Ho you know who I aui? Tramp—No. mum. Housewife— Well, I’m a policeman’s wife. and If tny husband were here be would take you. and quickly, too. Tramp— I believe yer. mum. Your husband ud take anybody.—Chelsea Uecord. Known Mrs. F la t—It's so close in here, can't you let In a little fresh air? Flal (absently)—N o ; there’s abso lutely ne room for another thing. Q u a n t ity Two gills make one miggin Two nagglns make one pint. Two pints make one hit a policeman.— Dublin Oplulon. Wild-Eyed Man—Doctor, I’m seelnj th in gs! ho r—Everybody is. Wait till th< styles change.—Daily Eagle (Brook lyn). POOR THING si.<- $ 4 H s . w C ig a re tte — W hy so gloomy looking Miss Perfect«? Miss Perfecto— Because short skirts are so stylish, and 1 have to wear a long wrapper 1 nrtrl S O c.
