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TIMES. WILLAMINA. OREGON
STATESMEN'S SALARIES
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Events in the Lives of Little Men
Salaries of senator» and repre
A grouch Is usually seeking to un
sentatives nre fixed by acts of con dermine your happiness.
gress. Congressmen receive at the
present time 110,000 a year; the
speaker of the house of representa
W BlM s a t $
tives, $15,000 a year. These salaries
were Axed by the act of March 4,
1025, which raised them from $7,500
a year, and the salary of the speaker
of the house of representatives from
$12,000 a year. The act o f February
2«, 1907, placed the salaries at $7,-
500. Previous to that time congress jnsrcnri w sinrrsrs 1111
—•
men received $5,000 a year, Axed by
an act passed In 1804. In the early
days of congress, members were paid
by the day. Members of the Arst
congress received *0 a day for every abl r reaul t in poiaonoua waatee ra v w n « y o«r »y»-
U m —often the direct Cause
day they attended congress.
ainesa. colds, complexion troubles. N A T U K — S
Constipation Drove
Her Wild
{saisKisssasassa»
Dr. Pierce’s Favorite P riw in tio n makes
weak women atroné. No alcohol. Bold
by druggist* in tablets or liquid.—Adv
A n d Y o u ’re B e tte r L ik e d
The older you grow the less advice
R E M E D Y — the m ild, all-vegetable ta n uw —
M/cfy stimulates tlie ttU irt eum inati-a tract '
strengthens, regulate* t he bowel« 1 « norm al.
nctural function
-
tng . Get a 2Sc box
today a t your
druggist’t»
'
you offer gratuitously.
The quickest relief for a headache is two tablets of Bayer
Aspirin. The tablet bearing the Bayer cross dissolves
very rapidly and brings rapid relief. There is no known
medicine that works quite like Bayer Aspirin for the
awful head and face pains of neuralgia. There is nothing
with quite the same effectiveness in relieving rheumatism.
Bayer Aspirin does not depress the heart, does not
npset the stomach, does not have any ill effect. Its punty
end uniformity are tested thirty-six times!
Time counts when you’re in pain. Stick to genuine
Bayer Aspirin!
And Bayer means S a i d
Is reliable for skin troubles. Red, rough
skin, sore, itching, burning feet, chafing,
chapping, rashes, irritations, cuts and
burns, are quickly relieved and healed by
applications of C n t ic n m O in t m e n t , No household should
be without it.
Tide H a a T u r n e d
Boy—Hurry, won't you? A man has
been fighting m.v father for sn hour.
Pollcemnn—Why didn't you call for
me sooner?
Boy—Because pa was getting the
best of It until a while ago.—Phlladel
phla Bulletin.
S t r ic t ly
EXTRA DRY
U n e x p e c te d R e s p o n s e
••hid you hold your audience spell
bound?”
•'What do you mean?" asked Sena
tor Sorghum.
‘‘hid you move your hearers?"
"They moved sure enough. But 11
was in my direction and my friend»
had to hold 'em while 1 got away.”
F re a h
Customer—Are these eggs fresh?
Orocer_ Fresh!
Why. the hens
haven't missed them yet.—Boston
Transcript
NOT A CHANCE
U n s y m p a th e tic
She (d in in g )—One could never take
a bath In this chnrnpagne.
H e— And why not?
She— It's extra dry.
N o t P a r t ic u la r
Housewife— I'll not give you any
thing. Ho you know who I aui?
Tramp—No. mum.
Housewife— Well, I’m a policeman’s
wife. and If tny husband were here
be would take you. and quickly, too.
Tramp— I believe yer. mum. Your
husband ud take anybody.—Chelsea
Uecord.
Known
Mrs. F la t—It's so close in here,
can't you let In a little fresh air?
Flal (absently)—N o ; there’s abso
lutely ne room for another thing.
Q u a n t ity
Two gills make one miggin Two
nagglns make one pint. Two pints
make one hit a policeman.— Dublin
Oplulon.
Wild-Eyed Man—Doctor, I’m seelnj
th in gs!
ho
r—Everybody is. Wait till th<
styles change.—Daily Eagle (Brook
lyn).
POOR THING
si.<- $ 4
H s . w
C ig a re tte — W hy so gloomy looking
Miss Perfect«?
Miss Perfecto— Because short skirts
are so stylish, and 1 have to wear a
long wrapper 1
nrtrl S O c.