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About The Willamina times. (Willamina, Yamhill County, Oregon) 1909-1972 | View Entire Issue (April 21, 1932)
Thursday, April 21, 1932 TIMES, WILLAMINA. OREGON Page 7 R a q u irss C a re fu l P ic k in g OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of Little Men “Why the conulng nnd mulling?" “She ia selecting her bridesmaids.” “Eh?" “She wants them pretty, but not too pretty." MercolizedWax Religion Is often the only consola tion of the poor man. Money pro Justice, It would seem. Is botb vides other solaces for some others. blind and deaf. Where Does She Get Her “Pep?” H E doesn’t look 'seventy. Nor way you feel that your lazy liver energy that women half her age will envy I At middle-age your vital organs begin to slow down. You may not be sick, simply sluggish. But why endure a condition of half-healtn when there’s a stimulant that will stir a stagnant system to new life and energy in a week’s time? This remarkable stimulant is perfectly harmless. It is, in fact, a family doctor’s prescription. So, if you’re tired of trying every patent medicine that comes along, tell the druggist you want a bottle of Dr. Caldwell’s syrup pepsin. Take a bit of this deucious syrup every day or so, until you know by the Men, women, and children who are run-down, who tire easily, get bilious spells or have frequent head aches, are soon straightened out when they get this prescriptions! preparation of pure pepsin, active senna, and fresh laxative herbs. (Syrup pepsin is all the help the bowels need, and you do not form the very bad habit of always taking cathartics.) Keep a bottle of Dr. Caldwell’s syrup pepsin in the house, and take a stimulating spoonful every now and then. It is all that a great many people ever take to Keep strong and vigorous, and absolutely free from constipation. feel that old. The woman who is again active, and your bowels are S stimulates her organs can have poison-free. THE FEATHERHEADS Bighearted Felix OH, IM S O S O flR V fo TBOUBLC MX) BUT I HAVE MV HANDS FULL AN D I'M AFRAID SOME OF M V GBOCECl&S HAVE SHIFTED AROUND in the b a g a n d - - N am es in Odd Sequence A curious sequence of names Is puzzling University of Alabama pro fessors. In one freshman class John James and Jnmes John occupy seats near each other. Across the aisle are Jacob Jacobs and Roger Rogers, Three Bernard Coheus are signed up for the same course also. That prob lem was solved by placing the Cohens on different schedules. so t . siivnr CORNCURE » r a n te e d to c u r e refu n d e d « ▲JMolately haRnleM, w ill C b e b a lla , IlanM m S tr a in L eg h o rn B a b y C h ick « 8c te 8c. b a r g e h en s la y in g la r g e e g g s. R hode Inland R ed« 8c to lO c.T H E W. C. H A T C H E R Y . T W IN F A L L S . ID A H O . A n U m b re lla B o rro w e r \\’ife (us visitor departs)—Just see him past the umbrella stand.—lln morlst. 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A. write« uh follow«: “One day last January Hubert returned from school with hl« report curd for III« mother*« Inspection. ‘Hut, deur,’ she said, “what's the trouble? Why have you such poor grade« this month?“ “ There's no trouble, mom,' was the quick reply. ‘You know yourself thing« are always marked down after the holidays.’ "— Lo» Angeles Times. T h e G u ilty O ne R iv a lry Publicity “I hear that your engagement to the leading lady has been broken off." said the small-part actor to the leading man. The latter nodded dismally. “How did It happen," naked the other, “If that's not a rude question?" “She demanded that her name be printed on the wedding Invitations In bigger and blacker type than ndne," the leading mnn Informed him.—An swers. Two nctors who were very Jenlous of ench other met In a hostelry. They exchanged frigid nods. "How are you getting along?" asked one, presently. “Pretty well.’’ replied the other. “Still keeping alive." The first man eyed Ids rival stead ily for a second ami then asked, cas ually, “What’s your motive?” “We society editors have a few complications In these times.” “ What is the question you have to answer now?" "How a daughter should comport herself when the said daughter’s moth er announces the said mother’s en gagement." Puzslas “I understand you nnd your wife never exchange a cross word," re marked the observant friend. “Thnt’s right." answered Mr Meek- ton. "The crossword puasle Is sufll clently Interesting the way It Is with out trying to reduce It to home con versation." Kind Old Gentleman—Who mistreat ed your little brother, sonny? Bigger Little Boy—My grandma. She mistreated Idtu to four doughnuts anna piece o' pie. COULDN’T HELP IT D o You G ot It ? “ Your frie n d Banks lias a very su perclllous air. Whut mukes him bold Ills nose so high?" "He can’t help It. dear boy. He’s an otticinl egg Inspector." P o or P a p a l He— M.v dear, you talked In your sleep a long time Inst night. She— What did I talk about? "W ell—er— It seemed to he mainly abuse of me." She— I wasn't asleep. N e w D a d ’s P o or M a rk s “How do you like your new daddy, Johnny?” the son of the grass widow who had recently trlpt up the altni again, was asked. "Oh. he's all right In some ways,” replied the kid, “hut he can’t do my night work ns good an the other one did."—Cincinnati Enquirer. I
