Thursday, April 21, 1932
TIMES, WILLAMINA. OREGON
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R a q u irss C a re fu l P ic k in g
OUR COMIC SECTION
Events in the Lives of Little Men
“Why the conulng nnd mulling?"
“She ia selecting her bridesmaids.”
“Eh?"
“She wants them pretty, but not
too pretty."
MercolizedWax
Religion Is often the only consola
tion of the poor man. Money pro
Justice, It would seem. Is botb
vides other solaces for some others. blind and deaf.
Where Does She Get Her “Pep?”
H E doesn’t look 'seventy. Nor
way you feel that your lazy liver
energy that women half her age will
envy I
At middle-age your vital organs
begin to slow down. You may not
be sick, simply sluggish. But why
endure a condition of half-healtn
when there’s a stimulant that will
stir a stagnant system to new life
and energy in a week’s time?
This remarkable stimulant is
perfectly harmless. It is, in fact, a
family doctor’s prescription. So, if
you’re tired of trying every patent
medicine that comes along, tell
the druggist you want a bottle of
Dr. Caldwell’s syrup pepsin. Take
a bit of this deucious syrup every
day or so, until you know by the
Men, women, and children who
are run-down, who tire easily, get
bilious spells or have frequent head
aches, are soon straightened out
when they get this prescriptions!
preparation of pure pepsin, active
senna, and fresh laxative herbs.
(Syrup pepsin is all the help the
bowels need, and you do not form
the very bad habit of always taking
cathartics.)
Keep a bottle of Dr. Caldwell’s
syrup pepsin in the house, and
take a stimulating spoonful every
now and then. It is all that a great
many people ever take to Keep
strong and vigorous, and absolutely
free from constipation.
feel that old. The woman who is again active, and your bowels are
S stimulates
her organs can have poison-free.
THE FEATHERHEADS
Bighearted Felix
OH, IM S O S O flR V fo TBOUBLC
MX) BUT I HAVE MV HANDS FULL
AN D I'M AFRAID SOME OF M V
GBOCECl&S HAVE SHIFTED AROUND
in the b a g a n d - -
N am es in Odd Sequence
A curious sequence of names Is
puzzling University of Alabama pro
fessors. In one freshman class John
James and Jnmes John occupy seats
near each other. Across the aisle
are Jacob Jacobs and Roger Rogers,
Three Bernard Coheus are signed up
for the same course also. That prob
lem was solved by placing the
Cohens on different schedules.
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A n U m b re lla B o rro w e r
\\’ife (us visitor departs)—Just see
him past the umbrella stand.—lln
morlst.
There are so many novels that all
the traditions and legends get put
In them.
A $200.00 p u rch ase w ill pay
$2.00 per m o n th cash for ten
years— p a y m e n t m ad e by n
b a n k . F or in fo r m a tio n w rite
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T hkrb is something vibrant and magnetic
about the truly healthy man or woman,
who is satisfied and contented with life.
That “something" attracts people. Wins
confidence. Arouses and holds affection.
This vitality and enthusiasm of youth
are priceless. Guard them with Fellows’
Syrup, the fine old tonic which doctors
recommend. It restores and strengthens.
Improves appetite. You sleep better and
feel better. Your vigor smd endurance re
turn. For just one week, trygrnaia«
Fellows' Syrup, which you can get at your
druggist's. The result« will amaze and
delight you.
FELLOWS' SYRUP
Bobby’. Alibi
K. A. write« uh follow«: “One day
last January Hubert returned from
school with hl« report curd for III«
mother*« Inspection. ‘Hut, deur,’ she
said, “what's the trouble? Why have
you such poor grade« this month?“
“ There's no trouble, mom,' was the
quick reply. ‘You know yourself thing«
are always marked down after the
holidays.’ "— Lo» Angeles Times.
T h e G u ilty O ne
R iv a lry
Publicity
“I hear that your engagement to the
leading lady has been broken off." said
the small-part actor to the leading
man.
The latter nodded dismally.
“How did It happen," naked the
other, “If that's not a rude question?"
“She demanded that her name be
printed on the wedding Invitations In
bigger and blacker type than ndne,"
the leading mnn Informed him.—An
swers.
Two nctors who were very Jenlous
of ench other met In a hostelry. They
exchanged frigid nods.
"How are you getting along?" asked
one, presently.
“Pretty well.’’ replied the other.
“Still keeping alive."
The first man eyed Ids rival stead
ily for a second ami then asked, cas
ually, “What’s your motive?”
“We society editors have a few
complications In these times.”
“ What is the question you have to
answer now?"
"How a daughter should comport
herself when the said daughter’s moth
er announces the said mother’s en
gagement."
Puzslas
“I understand you nnd your wife
never exchange a cross word," re
marked the observant friend.
“Thnt’s right." answered Mr Meek-
ton. "The crossword puasle Is sufll
clently Interesting the way It Is with
out trying to reduce It to home con
versation."
Kind Old Gentleman—Who mistreat
ed your little brother, sonny?
Bigger Little Boy—My grandma.
She mistreated Idtu to four doughnuts
anna piece o' pie.
COULDN’T HELP IT
D o You G ot It ?
“ Your frie n d Banks lias a very su
perclllous air. Whut mukes him bold
Ills nose so high?"
"He can’t help It. dear boy. He’s
an otticinl egg Inspector."
P o or P a p a l
He— M.v dear, you talked In your
sleep a long time Inst night.
She— What did I talk about?
"W ell—er— It seemed to he mainly
abuse of me."
She— I wasn't asleep.
N e w D a d ’s P o or M a rk s
“How do you like your new daddy,
Johnny?” the son of the grass widow
who had recently trlpt up the altni
again, was asked.
"Oh. he's all right In some ways,”
replied the kid, “hut he can’t do my
night work ns good an the other one
did."—Cincinnati Enquirer.
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