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About The Willamina times. (Willamina, Yamhill County, Oregon) 1909-1972 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 21, 1932)
TIMES. WILLAMINA, OREGON THURSDAY, JANUARY 21. I»32 D Paire 7 Our Pet Peeve H e doesn’t look a day over fifty. And feels like forty. A t the age oj 62. T h a t’s the happy state of health and pep a man enjoys when he gives bis vital organs a little stim ulant! When your system is stagnant end you feel sluggish, heaclachy, half-alive— don’t waste money on “ tonics" or "regulators’* or similar p a te n t m e d ic in e s . S tim u la te th e liver and bowels. Use a famous physician's prescription every drug store keeps. Just ask them for D r. Caldwell’s syrup pepsin. T his appetizing syrup is made from fresh laxative herbs, active senna, and pure pepsin. One dose w ill clear up almost any case of headache, biliousness, constipation. B u t if you want to keep in fine It THE FEATHERHEADS £ Felix W ent Too Far PSrtAUll BtMW Vi NO USC OF TUAT | TOO COME OUT AN' HAJE D lN N tft UllTri shape, feel fit the year ’round, take spoonful of D r. Caldwell’s syrup sy pepsin every few days, Y o u ’ll eat better, sleep better and feel better in every way. You w ill never need to take another laxative. G ive the children a little of this delirious syrup two or three times a week. A gentle, natural stimulant that makes them eat and keeps the bowels from clogging. And saves them from so m any sick spells and colds. H ave a sound stomach, active liver and strong bowel muscles th at expel every b it of waste and poison every' day I Just keep a bottle of D r. Caldwell’s syrup pepsin on hand; take a stim ulating spoonful every now and then. See if yon don’t feel new vigor in every way. Syrup pepsin isn’t expensive. W o rk s A p t Ill u s t r a t i o n V is ito r (a t fu r m ) —T here doesn’t seem to be any w o rk to do. yet 1 see you have a sign. “ F a rm H elp Wanted.*' F a rm e r— Oh. thH t's b e tte r th a n a dog to keep th e tra m p s aw ay. S m ith — H ope Is re a lly a w onderftg th in g . Jones— T rue. One lit tle nlbbl« keep a man tisb in g a ll da y.— Stray Stories. I t ’s common sense W h im doctors all agree th a t your body needs Vitam ins, it ’s common sense to see that you get them. Scott's Emulsion of Cod Liver O il contains both Vitam ins A and D in guaranteed potency. V itam in A builds resistance to w inter colds. V ita min D aids growing children in the development of hones and teeth. This emulsion has no fishy flavor. Men and women find i t a pleasing, palatable w ay o f taking cod liver o il. Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N . J. Sales Representative, Harold F. Ritchie & C o., Inc., N e w York. LOTFW to th y s < ^ t t 41 J o t m ratfw pr«(yrcm “ Xt/wBiwrtwf w i t h C i t t u t 9 9 9 Lwe>»«r," 9 9 S a n d a o « ( 3 30 9 . m. v v y r ¿ » t a t ty n t K H J Loy AnffyUt. K O IN Portland. K F R C Sa9 F rm ^w eo. R O L S y ttU . K V lT o o o 9 t and K F P Y Spo kyy if t C Ol \O R 1 1 I (,l h rr I V M o th e r S n a k e on G u a r d A F lo rid a ra ttle sn a ke g u a rd in g hei young In the re p tile bouse o f Ihc New Y ork zoological p a rk aroused much Interest. When the kee|>er ap pmached and touched the gate ol the cage the m other came shooting out o f a co rn e r to see w hat was going on. Even snakes a re capable o f In d lvld u n l ch a ra c te ris tic s It seems fo i In n il Ills th irty -tw o years dealing w ith them Mr. Toom y. the kee[ier never saw one act us tills one did Position "So yo u r boy Josh Is lo o kin g fo r a p o sitio n .” “ Yes,” replied F a rm e r Corntossel. “ TVlint k in d o f a position docs he de sire ? ’’ ” 1 iltin n o exactly. B u t ,0 su it Josh's tastes these days, I t 'll have to he some th in g g ra ce fu l and easy.’’ The E m b a r ra s s in g E ffo rt (loud Intent Ions ought to count fo r itetliing,” rem arked the generous son. But they d o n 't,’’ replied Miss Coy- le. “ The most Im p o lite acquaint- ■e I have Is one who lets you see ut an e ffo rt she <s m aking to he E c o n o m ic a l B u d g e t T he tw o housewives were discuss ing money m utters. “ M y husband and 1 atte n d to o u r budget every eve n in g ," said Mrs. B row n. “ We find It most econom ical." "H o w Is th a t, my de a r? " asked Mrs. S m ith. "S im p le ." she replied. “ By the tim e we get It p ro p e rly htilntieed It Is to o ' late to go a n yw h e re ."— London A n swers. HER BIG AIM T ry It \hsenee makes the henrt g ro w le r," m urm ured (he sentim ental It. Hi, I don't know ,” remarked the le r o f fa ct g irl. "D id you ever presents?''—Buen H u m o r (Ma- M o d e rn T w is t "M y w ife bought a new h a t ” "E ugenie, I suppose?" “No, her name's Emily. W hyF F rie n d -W hy did you ca ll the baby M a rigold? M o th e r— Because th a t a w hat I want .ter to do. A real com panion Is one whom you (Ain't have to ta lk t a N o t in th e R e g u la tio n « A policem an caught n flapper In the act o f te a rin g n le tte r In to tin y hits, w hich she th re w to th e ground In a p a rk, and the fo llo w in g conversation took place. P olicem an— You ought to know bet te r miss, than to th ro w rubbish around In the park. F la p p e r— W lm t Im pu d e n ce ! T h a t’s not tra s h ; th a t’s a lcve le tte r fro m my sw e e tie ! R e s u lt th e S e m e I heard m y dear w ife , says a proud husband, telephoning re ce n tly In these words. " (d i. Fanny, sell every stock yon own. E ngland's gone on the gold s ta n d a rd !” “ O ff It. you m e a n !" I ro n re il. "N e v e r m ind, dear," she said sw eet ly. "F a n n y w ill he Just as much frig h te n e d one w ny as the o ther.— Boston Globe. L e ft Hie Tracks L ittle D o ro th y (n t supper ta b le )— Daddy, mamma says th e sandman Is com ing here to n ig h t. Daddy (s tru g g lin g b ra ve ly w ith some sp in a c h )— H e's a lre a d y been here. c o n l /k /R M o d e rn O IL A p p r e c ia t io n “ Oh. B e rtie ! L iste n to th a t m ar velous jazz !*■ "W h y . th a t’s classical m usic th e y’ re p la y in g .’’ ■'Well, It sounds good enough to oe Jazz."— S tra y Stories. Men w ith the sm allpox a re to be bitted. C ra y h a irs don't count. tlu .t can be counted Sfcinless "R ub In " a n d in h a la n t unsurpassed in p re v e n tin g a n d re lie v in g c o ld congestions Q UALCY S IN « 1S33 M c K esson l R o bbins G a e lic S ig n T o o A t t r a c t i v e M erchants o f D in g w a ll, S cotland ie clded th a t d u rin g the annual Mod week last year they w ould make 11 h it w ith v is ito rs by having a ll signs over th e ir stores In G aelic. One non Gaelic business man got a neighbor to w rite an advertisem ent o f the ex ?ellent q u a lity o f his wares When t c ro w ij storm ed the place the lite r rh n n t learned th a t his Sign advertised SOLO AT A U DZUO STORES thut any custom er com ing In to the store at a ce rta in tim e w ould get ‘three fre e d rin k s .’’ And down came the sign In record tim e. M a t t e r o f B u sin ess "T h e y say Dave m a rrie d G ladys fo i money.” "Yes, to get buck w hat he’d given h e r !" M n n 't boundary Is m oderation. 1 A L7 > 1J L .S O A P ANO O IN T M E N T . Quickly Heal Rashes, Eczema and A ll Forms o f Itching, Burning Skin Irritations. Bathe with the S o a p , anoint with the O in t m e n t . Relief conies at once and healing soon follows. Soap 2Sc. Ointment 25c. and 80c. Proprietors: P o tte r D ru g & C h em ical C o r p , M a ld e n , Maae.
