TIMES. WILLAMINA, OREGON
THURSDAY, JANUARY 21. I»32
D
Paire 7
Our Pet Peeve
H e doesn’t look a day over fifty.
And feels like forty.
A t the age oj 62.
T h a t’s the happy state of health
and pep a man enjoys when he gives
bis vital organs a little stim ulant!
When your system is stagnant
end you feel sluggish, heaclachy,
half-alive— don’t waste money on
“ tonics" or "regulators’* or similar
p a te n t m e d ic in e s . S tim u la te th e
liver and bowels. Use a famous
physician's prescription every drug
store keeps. Just ask them for D r.
Caldwell’s syrup pepsin.
T his appetizing syrup is made
from fresh laxative herbs, active
senna, and pure pepsin. One dose
w ill clear up almost any case of
headache, biliousness, constipation.
B u t if you want to keep in fine
It
THE FEATHERHEADS
£
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shape, feel fit the year ’round, take
spoonful of D r. Caldwell’s syrup
sy
pepsin every few days, Y o u ’ll eat
better, sleep better and feel better
in every way. You w ill never need to
take another laxative.
G ive the children a little of this
delirious syrup two or three times a
week. A gentle, natural stimulant
that makes them eat and keeps the
bowels from clogging. And saves
them from so m any sick spells and
colds.
H ave a sound stomach, active
liver and strong bowel muscles th at
expel every b it of waste and poison
every' day I Just keep a bottle of
D r. Caldwell’s syrup pepsin on
hand; take a stim ulating spoonful
every now and then. See if yon
don’t feel new vigor in every way.
Syrup pepsin isn’t expensive.
W o rk s
A p t Ill u s t r a t i o n
V is ito r (a t fu r m ) —T here doesn’t
seem to be any w o rk to do. yet 1 see
you have a sign. “ F a rm H elp Wanted.*'
F a rm e r— Oh. thH t's b e tte r th a n a
dog to keep th e tra m p s aw ay.
S m ith — H ope Is re a lly a w onderftg
th in g .
Jones— T rue.
One lit tle
nlbbl«
keep a man tisb in g a ll da y.— Stray
Stories.
I t ’s common sense
W h im doctors all agree th a t your body needs Vitam ins, it ’s
common sense to see that you get them. Scott's Emulsion of
Cod Liver O il contains both Vitam ins A and D in guaranteed
potency. V itam in A builds resistance to w inter colds. V ita
min D aids growing children in the development of hones
and teeth. This emulsion has no fishy flavor. Men and women
find i t a pleasing, palatable w ay o f taking cod liver o il.
Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N . J. Sales Representative,
Harold F. Ritchie & C o., Inc., N e w York.
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M o th e r S n a k e on G u a r d
A F lo rid a ra ttle sn a ke g u a rd in g hei
young In the re p tile bouse o f Ihc
New Y ork zoological p a rk aroused
much Interest. When the kee|>er ap
pmached and touched the gate ol
the cage the m other came shooting
out o f a co rn e r to see w hat was going
on. Even snakes a re capable o f In
d lvld u n l ch a ra c te ris tic s It seems fo i
In n il Ills th irty -tw o years dealing
w ith them Mr. Toom y. the kee[ier
never saw one act us tills one did
Position
"So yo u r boy Josh Is lo o kin g fo r a
p o sitio n .”
“ Yes,” replied F a rm e r Corntossel.
“ TVlint k in d o f a position docs he de
sire ? ’’
” 1 iltin n o exactly. B u t ,0 su it Josh's
tastes these days, I t 'll have to he some
th in g g ra ce fu l and easy.’’
The
E m b a r ra s s in g
E ffo rt
(loud Intent Ions ought to count fo r
itetliing,” rem arked the generous
son.
But they d o n 't,’’ replied Miss Coy-
le. “ The most Im p o lite acquaint-
■e I have Is one who lets you see
ut an e ffo rt she <s m aking to he
E c o n o m ic a l B u d g e t
T he tw o housewives were discuss
ing money m utters.
“ M y husband
and 1 atte n d to o u r budget every eve
n in g ," said Mrs. B row n.
“ We find
It most econom ical."
"H o w Is th a t, my de a r? " asked Mrs.
S m ith.
"S im p le ." she replied. “ By the tim e
we get It p ro p e rly htilntieed It Is to o '
late to go a n yw h e re ."— London A n
swers.
HER BIG AIM
T ry It
\hsenee makes the henrt g ro w
le r," m urm ured (he sentim ental
It.
Hi, I don't know ,” remarked the
le r o f fa ct g irl. "D id you ever
presents?''—Buen H u m o r (Ma-
M o d e rn T w is t
"M y w ife bought a new h a t ”
"E ugenie, I suppose?"
“No, her name's Emily.
W hyF
F rie n d -W hy did you ca ll the baby
M a rigold?
M o th e r— Because th a t a w hat I want
.ter to do.
A real com panion Is one whom you
(Ain't have to ta lk t a
N o t in
th e R e g u la tio n «
A policem an caught n flapper In the
act o f te a rin g n le tte r In to tin y hits,
w hich she th re w to th e ground In a
p a rk, and the fo llo w in g conversation
took place.
P olicem an— You ought to know bet
te r
miss, than to th ro w rubbish
around In the park.
F la p p e r— W lm t Im pu d e n ce ! T h a t’s
not tra s h ; th a t’s a lcve le tte r fro m
my sw e e tie !
R e s u lt th e S e m e
I heard m y dear w ife , says a proud
husband, telephoning re ce n tly In these
words.
" (d i. Fanny, sell every stock yon
own. E ngland's gone on the gold
s ta n d a rd !”
“ O ff It. you m e a n !" I ro n re il.
"N e v e r m ind, dear," she said sw eet
ly.
"F a n n y w ill he Just as much
frig h te n e d one w ny as the o ther.—
Boston Globe.
L e ft Hie Tracks
L ittle D o ro th y (n t supper ta b le )—
Daddy, mamma says th e sandman Is
com ing here to n ig h t.
Daddy
(s tru g g lin g
b ra ve ly
w ith
some sp in a c h )— H e's a lre a d y been
here.
c o n
l /k /R
M o d e rn
O IL
A p p r e c ia t io n
“ Oh. B e rtie ! L iste n to th a t m ar
velous jazz !*■
"W h y .
th a t’s
classical
m usic
th e y’ re p la y in g .’’
■'Well, It sounds good enough to
oe Jazz."— S tra y Stories.
Men w ith the sm allpox a re to be
bitted.
C ra y h a irs
don't count.
tlu .t
can be counted
Sfcinless "R ub In " a n d in h a la n t unsurpassed
in p re v e n tin g a n d re lie v in g c o ld congestions
Q UALCY
S IN « 1S33
M c K esson l R o bbins
G a e lic S ig n T o o A t t r a c t i v e
M erchants o f D in g w a ll, S cotland
ie clded th a t d u rin g the annual Mod
week last year they w ould make 11
h it w ith v is ito rs by having a ll signs
over th e ir stores In G aelic. One non
Gaelic business man got a neighbor
to w rite an advertisem ent o f the ex
?ellent q u a lity o f his wares
When
t c ro w ij storm ed the place the lite r
rh n n t learned th a t his Sign advertised
SOLO AT A U
DZUO STORES
thut any custom er com ing In to the
store at a ce rta in tim e w ould get
‘three fre e d rin k s .’’ And down came
the sign In record tim e.
M a t t e r o f B u sin ess
"T h e y say Dave m a rrie d G ladys fo i
money.” "Yes, to get buck w hat he’d
given h e r !"
M n n 't boundary Is m oderation.
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