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TIMES, WILLAMINA. OREGON Thuntflay, May 21, 1931 Page 7 E n o rm o u s A m o u n ts Sp en t in S c ie n tific R esearch OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of Little Men The high cost of research Is shown by a statistical summary which In dicates that more than 80,000 sci entists and engineers are now em ployed at a cost ot 1200,000,000 an nually In sclentlflc experimentation. They are employed. Collier’s Week ly states, by the United States gov ernment and about 1,000 industrial corporations, one of the largest be ing the Bell Telephone laboratories, which have 5,400 research workers and a yearly expenditure of 119,- 000,000. One of the recent results of their enterprise Is a telephone cable only 2% Inches In diameter, which con tains 3,dot) wires capuble o' trans mitting 18,000 conversations simul taneously. N e w In d ig e s tio n R em edy Iced oxygen for Indigestion and other stomach troubles Is the latest wrinkle In British medical circles < and Is said to be producing surprls- j Ingly satisfactory results. It Is pleas ant to swallow In the form of an oxygen souffle with a few drops of lemon or peach Juice sprinkled over It and serves the purpose of getting oxygen Into the stomach without trouble. This novelty was demon- j strated at the London medical exhi bition and wag sampled by Inquisi tive visitors. YOU have PIMPLES SKIN BLEMISHES Cut Out This Ad and Mail to Fecn-a-mint is the answer. Cleansing action of smaller doses effective because you chew it. At your druggists— the safe and scientific laxative. Feenamint FOR CONSTIPATION O L D U N I T E » S T A T E * C O IX S W A N T E D Y o u r , m a y be v a lu a b le . W rice liât to ft IrICUTZ. B o v 74». S a r a n a c b a k e . N T SAN FRANCISCO ho ep itality f i n d s it s b I a heat ezprassioo in chia e x . q a ia ita ly a p p o in te d h o te l. Fam ed fo r ils e x c e l le n t D in in g R o o m end C offe« Shop •J lo t * S.T.5 d e a r y A p a r tm e n t! CINTURY NATIONAL CHIMICAL CO. W a rd A Crass It s ., Rotarsan, N- J. €ALIFO RN|1 i 1¡ F o r a FREE C a k e o f THE FEATHERHEADS And That Would Hurt His Feelings GLENN’S S ulphur S oap 33>/s% te lp h e r •T A Y L O R AT O FARRELL- Oregon & California Directory J HOTEL ROOSEVELT SAN FR A N C ISC O ’S N E W FINE MOTEL E v e ry room w ilh t a b a m i a h o w er 92.00 to I3 ÛU Jo n e s a t B ddjr. O a r a g e u n d e r s am e ro o f. h a - , a A » ____E A R N B IG MONEY 5l3rt NOW ’ 4 le 8 a 1 r 0 n 8 in 0 g . P o s itio P*ld n sec u re d , e c tu re a w e e k ly . 31 colleg es. W r it e fo r c a ta lo g . and LIVER TROUBLES Coated tongue, bad breath, constipation, bili ousness. nausea, indigestion, dizziness, insom nia result from acid stomach. 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Venders tion was re|»orted to the police In travel about the city In winter sell: Newark. N. J., by Joseph A. Fuerst- Ing heat. In some Instances the same mnn. who said he had bought the tnen who sell Ice In summei. house in January and built a fence around lb When he went over to Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, look at it two months later, all be bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for found was a vacant lob Police sus « laxative—three for a cathartic.— Adv. pect that the house was used for kindling by poor families during the S ir, H o w C o u ld Y o n I winter. Dealer— Shall I send the clothes- horse you ordered? He gains wisdom in a happy way Customer—Send It! Did yen think I intended to ride It home?— Lon who gains It by another's experl- menb— Plautus. don Tlt-BIts. No M a tte r Now Sam e O ld T h in g R e ju v e n a tio n "I always any my wife and I have now reached the Ideal married state." "What do you mean by 'the Ideal married stute’ ?" “ Well, nty wife no longer worries about the shape of my nose, and 1 no longer worry whether she does or n ot!” “What did you say when John asked you for a kiss?” “Same old thing." "And what did he do?" “Same old thing." A young man took his girl for an automobile ride and the car broke down. While waiting for help the young man began to make love and said, "My kisses will put new life Into you.” "Then, for goodness sake," she re sponded, “kiss the car and let’s gel home." JUST AS EFFECTIVE T h ro u g h Belle— Why don’t you take rides with Jack any more? Did you two fall out? Mae— No, 1 fell out one night and he kept right on. H is Guess H o w She K now He— Why do you think I have loved before? She— Iteenuse you always feel care fully for pins before putting your arms around my waist. CHILDREN’S ailments W T w o P o in ts to T his "John," said Mrs. Dumbbell, "why do these men In Itnly wear black shirts?” “Probably because their wives have Joined bridge clubs," he yawned. corrects SLATE CONSUMER "W ill you always love me?" he mur mured, clasping a Jeweled bracelet on her wrist. "I love you for the present,” she re plied. Sad Looking Customer—"1 want a quarter's worth of rat poison." Shop keeper—"We sell no poisons, sir; hut —er— we have plenty of rope." Castoria Thompson—"Can you furnace hum anything but coal?" Williams— “Oh, yes, It burns lots of slate." M o dern ism C h arm B ill—I hear your wedding with Nell is off. What's the matter? J lin —Vest Doggone It! She lost her Job. "Your daughter has such chnrni 1” "She ought to have. She's been away from home ever since she was old enough to go to school." hat a relief and satisfaction It is for mothers to know that there is always Castoria to depend on when babies get fretful ana uncom fortable! 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