TIMES, WILLAMINA. OREGON
Thuntflay, May 21, 1931
Page 7
E n o rm o u s A m o u n ts Sp en t
in S c ie n tific R esearch
OUR COMIC SECTION
Events in the Lives of Little Men
The high cost of research Is shown
by a statistical summary which In
dicates that more than 80,000 sci
entists and engineers are now em
ployed at a cost ot 1200,000,000 an
nually In sclentlflc experimentation.
They are employed. Collier’s Week
ly states, by the United States gov
ernment and about 1,000 industrial
corporations, one of the largest be
ing the Bell Telephone laboratories,
which have 5,400 research workers
and a yearly expenditure of 119,-
000,000.
One of the recent results of their
enterprise Is a telephone cable only
2% Inches In diameter, which con
tains 3,dot) wires capuble o' trans
mitting 18,000 conversations simul
taneously.
N e w In d ig e s tio n R em edy
Iced oxygen for Indigestion and
other stomach troubles Is the latest
wrinkle In British medical circles
< and Is said to be producing surprls-
j Ingly satisfactory results. It Is pleas
ant to swallow In the form of an
oxygen souffle with a few drops of
lemon or peach Juice sprinkled over
It and serves the purpose of getting
oxygen Into the stomach without
trouble. This novelty was demon-
j strated at the London medical exhi
bition and wag sampled by Inquisi
tive visitors.
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ousness. nausea, indigestion, dizziness, insom
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sweetens stomach, livens liver, aids digestion,
clears out poisons. You feel fine, eat anything,
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IE A L L P IP E A T A N K C O R P O R A T IO N
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Oregon
W . N . U., P o rtlan d , No. 21-1931.
A German Invention recently put
to use In Hnmhurg Is steam heat In
G o t A w a y W it h Houao
tanks under great pressure, from
Theft of a two-and-a-half-story
which a home may be heated for a frame house und Its brick founda
week without replenishing. Venders tion was re|»orted to the police In
travel about the city In winter sell: Newark. N. J., by Joseph A. Fuerst-
Ing heat. In some Instances the same mnn. who said he had bought the
tnen who sell Ice In summei.
house in January and built a fence
around lb When he went over to
Dr. Pierce's Pellets are best for liver, look at it two months later, all be
bowels and stomach. One little Pellet for found was a vacant lob Police sus
« laxative—three for a cathartic.— Adv.
pect that the house was used for
kindling by poor families during the
S ir, H o w C o u ld Y o n I
winter.
Dealer— Shall I send the clothes-
horse you ordered?
He gains wisdom in a happy way
Customer—Send It! Did yen think
I intended to ride It home?— Lon who gains It by another's experl-
menb— Plautus.
don Tlt-BIts.
No M a tte r Now
Sam e O ld T h in g
R e ju v e n a tio n
"I always any my wife and I have
now reached the Ideal married state."
"What do you mean by 'the Ideal
married stute’ ?"
“ Well, nty wife no longer worries
about the shape of my nose, and 1 no
longer worry whether she does or n ot!”
“What did you say when John asked
you for a kiss?”
“Same old thing."
"And what did he do?"
“Same old thing."
A young man took his girl for an
automobile ride and the car broke
down. While waiting for help the
young man began to make love and
said, "My kisses will put new life Into
you.”
"Then, for goodness sake," she re
sponded, “kiss the car and let’s gel
home."
JUST AS EFFECTIVE
T h ro u g h
Belle— Why don’t you take rides
with Jack any more? Did you two
fall out?
Mae— No, 1 fell out one night and
he kept right on.
H is Guess
H o w She K now
He— Why do you think I have loved
before?
She— Iteenuse you always feel care
fully for pins before putting your arms
around my waist.
CHILDREN’S
ailments
W
T w o P o in ts to T his
"John," said Mrs. Dumbbell, "why do
these men In Itnly wear black shirts?”
“Probably because their wives have
Joined bridge clubs," he yawned.
corrects
SLATE CONSUMER
"W ill you always love me?" he mur
mured, clasping a Jeweled bracelet on
her wrist.
"I love you for the present,” she re
plied.
Sad Looking Customer—"1 want a
quarter's worth of rat poison." Shop
keeper—"We sell no poisons, sir; hut
—er— we have plenty of rope."
Castoria
Thompson—"Can you furnace hum
anything but coal?" Williams— “Oh,
yes, It burns lots of slate."
M o dern ism
C h arm
B ill—I hear your wedding with Nell
is off. What's the matter?
J lin —Vest Doggone It! She lost
her Job.
"Your daughter has such chnrni 1”
"She ought to have. She's been
away from home ever since she was
old enough to go to school."
hat a relief and satisfaction
It is for mothers to know that there
is always Castoria to depend on
when babies get fretful ana uncom
fortable! Whether it's teething,
colic or other little upset, Castoria
always brings quick comfort; and,
with relief from pain, restful sleep.
And when older, fast-growing
children get out of sorts and out of
condition, you have only to give a
more liberal dose of this pure
vegetable preparation to right the
disturbed condition quickly.
Because Castoria is made ex
pressly for children, it has just the
needed mildness of action. Yet you
enn always depend on it to be
effective. It is almost certain to
clear up any minor ailment and
cannot possibly do the youngest
child the slightest harm. So it’s the
first thing to think of when a child
has a coated tongue, is fretful and
out of sorts. He sure to get the
genuine; with Chas. H. Fletcher’s
signature on the package.