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THE TIMES, WILLAMINA Thunday, AugiiM 21. 1930 Page 7 LUMBAGO? OUR COMIC SECTION <A 1>>* Western Newsnneer Union.» The wise, extending their inquiries wide. Bee bow both states are by eon* nection ty'd. Fools view but part, and not ths whole survey, So crowd existence all Into a day. —Jenyna SEASONABLE GOOD THINGS . A pain in the lower part of your back can torture you. But not for long, if you know Bayer Aspirin« These harmless, pleasant tablets take away the misery of lumbago^ rheumatism, neuralgia, headaches, toothaches, and systemic pains of women. Relief comes promptly; it complete. Genuine Aspirin cannot depress the heart. Look for th« Bayer cross, thus: Every day now there is something good that may be prepared for the winter fruit eloset The strawberries have been put away in as many d’dlclous °* time and the price of berries would Why Pay Dollar* for <ompla *1«*| powder*, lotion*, etc*? Make them at borne warrant. Pineap <>n**«tenth co*t. Htamp for I Iterator*. P. Male.T Servira. 1110 Hartford Bld*.. Chico« ple conserve, with rhubarb, preserved for garnishing, and canned for serving as desserts are all In neat rows and now comes the later fruits to finish filling the shelves. Wa termelon rind Is so well liked for s sweet pickle. Is so attractive when carefully made that a few Jars of It should be In every fruit closet Watermelon Pickles.—Peel the rind, cut Into neat pieces, cutting off all ir- regular places and put to soak In salt water over night. In the morn ing plunge Into cold water and let stand until firm. Now put Into boil ing water and cook until nearly ten on Rectal and Colon aTaaeotxs der. Prepare a sweet pickle using five pounds of brown sugar, a pint of vinegar, and two tablespoonfuls each our WkmïN ASSURANCE TO ELIMINATE PILES OR of whole cloves and stick cinnamon tl<*d in a muslin bag. Let this mixture -DEAN^-i CUNi¿ boll, add the melon slices and cook RECTALWÜ until transparent, or partly so. Put Into cans boiling hot and seal well. Ripe cucuml>ers may be treated In the same way, and many prefer them to Bu*ine*«-Like Answer the melon. Willie—l’a, what’s a substitute? Peach Chartreuse.—Boll one cupful Pa—The right article made out of of sugar with two cupfuls of water fifteen minutes. Add one cupful of । the wrong material. finely cut peaches which have been ' well drained. Cook five minutes. Add one cupful of the peach sirup, the Juice of one orange and the Juice of one lemon. Soak one tablespoonful of gelatin In two tablespoonfuls of cold M mr «S waler, add one-half cupful of the be^n. •■■etr beakM wot n—. WrtM heated fruit Juice to dissolve. Cool. DR. C. H. BERRY CO. X»M MIcMsan Are. . . O l lr x— Add to the sugar mixture. Whip well when beginning to set and fold In two Ideas for “Movies” well-beaten egg whites. Mold and A psychologist suggests that th« chill. superfilm of the future may be ac Watermelon Served Pie Fashion— The beautiful pink of a ripe melon companied by a sequence of scents with the dark seeds and the green | wafted through the theater, to bring the audience more completely Into rind, make an attractive dish to serve Cut the melon into thick slices, leav the atmosphere of the forest, the apple orchard, the farmhouse kitch ing on the rind, then cut Into pie- shaped pieces; serve on chilled plate* en, or other scenes of the story. and have the melon cold. PROOF RESTS WITH PATIENTS ■ ! THE FEATHERHEADS ' AMY CADDCS. OA l PÜ-> The Popular Mr. Featherhead / CADDY FOB FLATUEQ- \ THUD? GOAHtAD.lF'W \UAx)T TO! ROQ LVEQY OLD j ■ ! । ! 1 ■ QE W ua JT HE DQiVLS.HE EXPECTS HIS CADDY IO । FIND KOO NLVd BALLSl i Retort Sarcastic SAUCES FOR ICE CREAMS One would think of Ice cream In Itself as being wholesome, toothsome and satisfying, plain as it Is; but the addition / Mao could caqqy double . > of a zippy sauce which is ADD HIS SCOQC UP TEkJ STROKES \*)ONDEQPUL easily prepared at home SHOOT, MD HEEL HIS OPPONCWTS makes the serving an FA I LOCLE- ; added way of expressing BALL, AMD HIS HP MXXJ l D BE THE the real spirit of bos- .SAME - OME K-IlM DIME I — p 11 a 1 i t y, when one wishes to offer some thing more than commonplace re- freshmen L A few chopped nuts sprinkled ovet plain vanilla ice cream and topped with a spoonful of whipped cream anc a maraschino cherry makes a most satisfying sundae. The careless preparation of a sauce to serve on or with any dish is al ways a convincing proof of the indif ference paid to good cooking. To make a good snuee requires good taste, patience and Judgment. To be good it must fit the dish where It 1* served—that is, be appropriate to it. smooth, artfully flavored and of the right consistency. Limited Space Such Men Are Dangerous Failing Remedy Maple Pecan Sauce.—Melt two ”WelL on the sixth hole I muffed Apartment Owner (a stout gentle Mother—Summy, what are you ta hl espoonfuls of butter, add three- my drive, but you should huve seen man)—This. sir. Is one of our finest doing? fourths of a cupful of sugar and one ray second shot — ” kitchenette apartments. 8am—I’m counting. Yon told me Prospective Tenant—Well, come out fourth of a cupful of water, three "The big trouble with this govern to count to 100 If I got mint tablespoonfuls of corn sirup and cook a minute nnd let me Inside!—Chicago ment Is — " Mother—Yea. That’« right. to a stage before the soft ball when Dally News. "Now listen, follow my tip nnd buy Ram—Well, I ve counted to 237 and tested In water. Remove from the fire I’m madder now than when I atarted. City Deeps—” add one-fourth of a cupful of cream KEEP HIM AT DISTANCE "Gentlenien, I'm agnlnst after-din three fourths of a teaspoonful ol ner Jokes, they bore me; hut here's a maplelne, one-half cupful of peenns PSYCHICAL RESEARCH story I'm sure you've never beard—” chopped. This makes six servings, one cupful of sauce. Ho Went to the Circus Chocolate Sauce. — Melt three squares of chocolate over hot water Manager (to new office boy)—So add one-fourth cupful of water and you finally got back with my cigars. stir until smooth; now add one cup Didn't I tell you to hurry? ful of sugar, one-hnlf cupful of corn Boy—Yea, sir. You told me to be sirup and boil to the very soft ball on my toes every minute nnd I bad stage, or 234 degrees. Remove from a little trouble getting through the the Are, add one cupful of cream and crowd that watched me cross the one teaspoonful of vanilla. Beat until Maggie — “ l like George; but 1 want First Professor—"Your school goes street—Forbes Magazine. to keep him at a distance." Jennie— smooth. This makes two and one- In for psychical research, I suppose?” half cupfuls of sauce. Cut eight “Marry him then." Is It You. Old Top? Second Professor — "How’s that?’ marshmallows Into small pieces. Boll First Professor— "I’ve heard you speak We know what some woman in this one cupful of sugar and one-hnlf cup Poor Recommendation of the college spirit several times.” town thinks of her husband—if he Lisaen—That fellow Upanddown ful of water to a heavy sirup. Whip doesn't. two egg whites, add the marshmal A>k Your Druggist She was talking to another one wants to borrow sqme money from lows and beat well. Flavor with any me. Do you know him? Etranger—I say. boy, can you tell when we passed ';m nnd we Just Hurja—Yea. I know him as well as desired flavoring. me the quickest way to get to the caught this much of the conversation: rellwai station? ”1 don't know, 1 haven't asked the I do you. 1 wouldn’t lend him a Binali Boy—Run, sir, | old crab, yet." dime I First Blues Singer—Did you see the mail I got on that act? Fifty let ters. no less. Second Blues Singer—Yeh—I wish I could afford $1 worth of stamp« every time I sing. Liquid Meaaure Professor—What are the constitu ents of quaitz? Bright Pupil—Pints!—Fishing Ga zette. HI* Day to Celebrato Miss Nosey—Did you celebrate th« Fourth of July, doctor? Doctor Soqem—No, the fifth. Newsapers make about as many "prominent citizens" as become such by their own efforts. Rashness is the fruitful but un happy parent of misfortune.— Thomas Fuller. Let tiun that makes you homely, make you sage.—ParnelL TiRED WHEN SHE GOT UP Strengthened by Lydia Ee Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound St Paul Minn.—‘1 used to be a« Bred when I got up in the morning a« when I went to bed. 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