THE TIMES, WILLAMINA
Thunday, AugiiM 21. 1930
Page 7
LUMBAGO?
OUR COMIC SECTION
<A 1>>* Western Newsnneer Union.»
The wise, extending their inquiries
wide.
Bee bow both states are by eon*
nection ty'd.
Fools view but part, and not ths
whole survey,
So crowd existence all Into a day.
—Jenyna
SEASONABLE GOOD THINGS
.
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back can torture you. But not for
long, if you know Bayer Aspirin«
These harmless, pleasant tablets
take away the misery of lumbago^
rheumatism, neuralgia, headaches,
toothaches, and systemic pains of
women. Relief comes promptly; it
complete. Genuine Aspirin cannot
depress the heart. Look for th«
Bayer cross, thus:
Every day now there is something
good that may be prepared for the
winter fruit eloset
The
strawberries
have been put
away in as many
d’dlclous
°*
time and the price
of berries would
Why Pay Dollar* for <ompla *1«*|
powder*, lotion*, etc*? Make them at borne
warrant.
Pineap <>n**«tenth
co*t. Htamp for I Iterator*. P.
Male.T Servira. 1110 Hartford Bld*.. Chico«
ple conserve, with
rhubarb, preserved for garnishing, and
canned for serving as desserts are all
In neat rows and now comes the later
fruits to finish filling the shelves. Wa
termelon rind Is so well liked for s
sweet pickle. Is so attractive when
carefully made that a few Jars of It
should be In every fruit closet
Watermelon Pickles.—Peel the rind,
cut Into neat pieces, cutting off all ir-
regular places and put to soak In
salt water over night. In the morn
ing plunge Into cold water and let
stand until firm. Now put Into boil
ing water and cook until nearly ten
on Rectal and Colon aTaaeotxs
der. Prepare a sweet pickle using
five pounds of brown sugar, a pint of
vinegar, and two tablespoonfuls each
our WkmïN ASSURANCE
TO ELIMINATE PILES OR
of whole cloves and stick cinnamon
tl<*d in a muslin bag. Let this mixture
-DEAN^-i
CUNi¿
boll, add the melon slices and cook
RECTALWÜ
until transparent, or partly so. Put
Into cans boiling hot and seal well.
Ripe cucuml>ers may be treated In the
same way, and many prefer them to
Bu*ine*«-Like Answer
the melon.
Willie—l’a, what’s a substitute?
Peach Chartreuse.—Boll one cupful
Pa—The right article made out of
of sugar with two cupfuls of water
fifteen minutes. Add one cupful of । the wrong material.
finely cut peaches which have been '
well drained. Cook five minutes. Add
one cupful of the peach sirup, the
Juice of one orange and the Juice of
one lemon. Soak one tablespoonful of
gelatin In two tablespoonfuls of cold
M mr «S
waler, add one-half cupful of the
be^n. •■■etr beakM wot n—. WrtM
heated fruit Juice to dissolve. Cool.
DR. C. H. BERRY CO.
X»M MIcMsan Are.
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Add to the sugar mixture. Whip well
when beginning to set and fold In two
Ideas for “Movies”
well-beaten egg whites.
Mold and
A psychologist suggests that th«
chill.
superfilm of the future may be ac
Watermelon Served Pie Fashion—
The beautiful pink of a ripe melon companied by a sequence of scents
with the dark seeds and the green | wafted through the theater, to bring
the audience more completely Into
rind, make an attractive dish to serve
Cut the melon into thick slices, leav the atmosphere of the forest, the
apple orchard, the farmhouse kitch
ing on the rind, then cut Into pie-
shaped pieces; serve on chilled plate*
en, or other scenes of the story.
and have the melon cold.
PROOF RESTS WITH PATIENTS
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SAUCES FOR ICE CREAMS
One would think of Ice cream In
Itself as being wholesome, toothsome
and satisfying, plain as
it Is; but the addition
/ Mao could caqqy double .
>
of a zippy sauce which is
ADD HIS SCOQC UP TEkJ STROKES
\*)ONDEQPUL
easily prepared at home
SHOOT, MD HEEL HIS OPPONCWTS
makes the serving an
FA I LOCLE- ;
added way of expressing
BALL, AMD HIS HP MXXJ l D BE THE
the real spirit of bos-
.SAME - OME K-IlM DIME I —
p 11 a 1 i t y, when one
wishes to offer some
thing more than commonplace re-
freshmen L
A few chopped nuts sprinkled ovet
plain vanilla ice cream and topped
with a spoonful of whipped cream anc
a maraschino cherry makes a most
satisfying sundae.
The careless preparation of a sauce
to serve on or with any dish is al
ways a convincing proof of the indif
ference paid to good cooking.
To
make a good snuee requires good
taste, patience and Judgment. To be
good it must fit the dish where It 1*
served—that is, be appropriate to it.
smooth, artfully flavored and of the
right consistency.
Limited
Space
Such
Men
Are
Dangerous
Failing Remedy
Maple Pecan Sauce.—Melt two
”WelL on the sixth hole I muffed
Apartment Owner (a stout gentle
Mother—Summy, what are you
ta
hl
espoonfuls of butter, add three-
my drive, but you should huve seen
man)—This. sir. Is one of our finest
doing?
fourths of a cupful of sugar and one
ray
second
shot
—
”
kitchenette
apartments.
8am—I’m counting.
Yon told me
Prospective Tenant—Well, come out fourth of a cupful of water, three
"The big trouble with this govern
to count to 100 If I got mint
tablespoonfuls of corn sirup and cook
a
minute nnd let me Inside!—Chicago
ment
Is
—
"
Mother—Yea. That’« right.
to
a stage before the soft ball when
Dally News.
"Now listen, follow my tip nnd buy
Ram—Well, I ve counted to 237 and
tested In water. Remove from the fire
I’m madder now than when I atarted. City Deeps—”
add one-fourth of a cupful of cream
KEEP HIM AT DISTANCE
"Gentlenien, I'm agnlnst after-din
three fourths of a teaspoonful ol
ner Jokes, they bore me; hut here's a
maplelne, one-half cupful of peenns
PSYCHICAL RESEARCH
story I'm sure you've never beard—”
chopped. This makes six servings, one
cupful of sauce.
Ho Went to the Circus
Chocolate
Sauce. — Melt
three
squares of chocolate over hot water
Manager (to new office boy)—So
add one-fourth cupful of water and
you finally got back with my cigars.
stir until smooth; now add one cup
Didn't I tell you to hurry?
ful of sugar, one-hnlf cupful of corn
Boy—Yea, sir. You told me to be
sirup and boil to the very soft ball
on my toes every minute nnd I bad
stage, or 234 degrees. Remove from
a little trouble getting through the
the Are, add one cupful of cream and
crowd that watched me cross the
one
teaspoonful of vanilla. Beat until
Maggie
—
“
l
like
George;
but
1
want
First Professor—"Your school goes street—Forbes Magazine.
to keep him at a distance." Jennie— smooth. This makes two and one-
In for psychical research, I suppose?”
half cupfuls of sauce.
Cut eight
“Marry him then."
Is It You. Old Top?
Second Professor — "How’s that?’
marshmallows Into small pieces. Boll
First Professor— "I’ve heard you speak
We know what some woman in this
one cupful of sugar and one-hnlf cup
Poor Recommendation
of the college spirit several times.”
town thinks of her husband—if he
Lisaen—That
fellow
Upanddown ful of water to a heavy sirup. Whip
doesn't.
two egg whites, add the marshmal
A>k Your Druggist
She was talking to another one wants to borrow sqme money from
lows and beat well. Flavor with any
me.
Do
you
know
him?
Etranger—I say. boy, can you tell
when we passed ';m nnd we Just
Hurja—Yea. I know him as well as desired flavoring.
me the quickest way to get to the caught this much of the conversation:
rellwai station?
”1 don't know, 1 haven't asked the I do you. 1 wouldn’t lend him a
Binali Boy—Run, sir,
| old crab, yet."
dime I
First Blues Singer—Did you see
the mail I got on that act? Fifty let
ters. no less.
Second Blues Singer—Yeh—I wish
I could afford $1 worth of stamp«
every time I sing.
Liquid Meaaure
Professor—What are the constitu
ents of quaitz?
Bright Pupil—Pints!—Fishing Ga
zette.
HI* Day to Celebrato
Miss Nosey—Did you celebrate th«
Fourth of July, doctor?
Doctor Soqem—No, the fifth.
Newsapers make about as many
"prominent citizens" as become such
by their own efforts.
Rashness is the fruitful but un
happy
parent
of
misfortune.—
Thomas Fuller.
Let tiun that makes you homely,
make you sage.—ParnelL
TiRED WHEN
SHE GOT UP
Strengthened by Lydia Ee
Pinkham’s Vegetable
Compound
St Paul Minn.—‘1 used to be a«
Bred when I got up in the morning a«
when I went to
bed. I had faint
ing spells ami pal
pitation. Of course
it was my age. I
read a Lydia R
Pinkham booklet
and started tak
ing the Vegetable
Compound three
times a day. 1 am
now a well woman.
Three of my
, _ neighbors know
what it did for me so they are taking it
too. I will write to any woman if Lydia
E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Compound
will help her as it did me. I feel like *
inung woman now and I thank you.’’—
fas. H. C. H enrt , 230 Fuller Av*, 8b
Paul, Minnesota.