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EVENTSCALENDAR Eugene Fencers Club Modern Olympic Fencing Foil, Epee & Saber • Beginner & Adv NWYC 2621 Augusta St. Tuesday & Thursday 6:15pm to 8:30pm ZEN MEDITATION and MINDFULNESS for HEALTH & WELL-BEING 8-Week Course 688-6574 • eugenefencersclub.com • USFA/USFCA Certifi ed Coach LEVEL I REIKI CLASS Materials, Attunement, Training. $125, 10a-5p, Sat April 8, Email: cynthia27@q.com to reserve space. Wanted Try Kundalini Yoga! $20 FOR 20 DAYS for those new to our studio 3635 Hilyard | yogawesteugene.com AFFORDABLE WILLS, TRUSTS, GUARDIANSHIPS, SS DISABILITY & SSI REPRESENTATION & LEGAL ADVICE Alice M. Plymell 132 East Broadway | Suite 718 541-343-9341 also makes home visits spanish interpreter available B Y M AT T J O N E S ©2017 Jonesin’ Crosswords (editor@jonesincrosswords.com) Eugene. Emergency & on-going denistry for Low/No income residents of Lane County. Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344- 8302 EMPLOY MENT Deserves a Good Home. Open Fr-Tu 11a-6p, closed We/Th 88530 Green Hill Rd 541-689- 1503 and 1st Avenue Shelter open Tu-Fr 10a-6p & Sa 10a-5:30p, closed Su/Mo 3970 W. 1st Ave 541-844-1777. green-hill.org See our Pet of the Week! CARRY-ON TRAILER IN COBURG has immedi- SHELTER ANIMAL RESOURCE ALLIANCE $DANCERS$ Tired of your current club! SWEET ILLUSIONS has day & night shifts S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop. Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT! 871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm. 541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT . ate openings for General Laborers, Production welders, painters, assemblers, forklift drivers. Can’t Weld? We will train you. Apply in person Mon-Fri 8am-4pm at 91218 N. Coburg Industrial Way. EOE. available. No experience, can train. Excellent tips! 541-852-8625 or 541-517- 7196 THE HOTTEST CLUB IN LANE COUNTY! PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Call us first. Living expenses, housing, medical, and continued support afterwards. Choose adoptive family of your choice. Call 24/7. 877-362- 2401 DIRECT SUPPORT PROFESSIONAL Are you looking for a meaningful job where you can make an impact in the lives of others? Look no further than Independent Environments, Inc. We have Direct Support Professional (care giving) positions open, both full and part time, across all shifts. No experience necessary but a heart to serve required. Visit www.ieihomes.org/employment to apply! EVENTS SEEK ING EMPLOY MENT Adoption/Family Services Hypnosis en- LIGHTEN UP! Transmute those pesky shadows & awaken your inner light w/ pro- fessional hypnotherapy. Eugene & Newport. Call: 207-321-9817 or Email: oregonhypno@gmail.com www.hypnotherapybloomfield.com Yoga MUDRA YOGA Enjoy group classes with fun twists on traditional yoga. Local first-timer’s love: $50 for 30 days unlimited yoga! www. eugenemudra.com SWEATY GANESH YOGA Hot and non-heated classes for all levels, including beginners! Intro offer: $39 for one month of unlimited yoga. www.sweatyga- neshyoga.com VOTED #1 BY EW READERS! Bring this ad in for a $6 drop in class. 44/4 WEEKS UNLIMITED YOGA PILATES ZUMBA for new students. Eugene’s most extensive pro- gram, 100+ Weekly drop in classes, www. eugeneyoga.us PROFESSIONAL SERVICES Attorney/Legal AFFORDABLE Wills, Trusts, Guardianships, SS Disability and SSI Representation and Legal Advice. Alice M. Plymell 132 E Broadway #718, Eugene 541-343-9341 DIVORCE $155. Complete preparation. “Ego Trips” --state your name. 12 Disco diva Summer 13 How some people like their cereal 19 O3 22 Loud sound effect for rappers and morning radio shows DOWN 24 “It’s in my ___” 1 Cultural interests 2 They’re often exchanged 26 “Where do I even begin ...” 27 Computer since 1998 for rituals 28 Corleone patriarch in “The 3 “Absolutely!” Godfather” 4 ___ Bo (workout system 29 8, for a two-by-four? that turns 25 in 2017) 30 It’s supposed to be a 5 Spain’s has no official sobering experience lyrics 31 Low 6 Big game on January 1 35 Hagman’s “I Dream of 7 “The Kite Runner” pro- Jeannie” costar tagonist 8 The 100% truth (accept no 36 Beyond reinflation 37 Full of life imitations!) 40 Most likely to squee over 9 Clandestine meetings a Pi Day pie 10 If it’s blue, it doesn’t 43 Bone-to-muscle con- mean you’re pregnant nection 11 Priest of Stonehenge 44 Cool with Green Day days 46 Sound of a belly laugh 48 Planetarium model 49 Clumsily tall 50 Long-billed marsh bird 51 Cartridge stuff 52 His first line was “Don’t bang on my can!” 56 Milo’s canine pal 57 Socialize in cyberspace 58 Prefix with parasite 59 Either “Barton Fink” director 60 Grimm guy 62 Sweet potato lookalike 64 Long-jawed freshwater fish Events Career Training JOYFUL HEART PSYCHIC & WELLNESS FAIR ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR TRAINING PROGRAM Seeks vendors/readers for community fair June 4. Earlybird booth prices until 3/31. JoyfulHeartPsychicFair.com THE PATH OF THE SHAMAN Begins May 12-14, Serenity Lane, 52-week no cost Addiction Counselor Training Program. For more infor- mation visit www.serenitylane.org, click on Employment Opportunities, then on Serenity Lane’s Counselor Training Program Opportunities. Or call 541-284-5702. 2017 Roseburg, Oregon, Taught by Ginger Lee (www.SacredWaysCo.com) Assisted by Lynne Kogut (www.dancingbearcenter. com) 406 270-8129 or lkogut@mydfn.net Includes children, custody, support, proper- ty and bills division. No court appearances. Divorced in 1-5 weeks possible. 503-772- 5295. www.paralegalalternatives.com legalalt@msn.com Film/Video/Photography COMMUNITY TELEVISION (Comcast channel 29) offers hands-on classes in Studio, Field & Digital Editing. For info call 541-790-6616 or info@ctv29.org Professional Services WARP GRAFIX CUSTOM DECAL SHOP 115 N. Seneca Rd, Eugene, OR 97402 541-688-1152 Principal Broker For All Things Real Estate! Eugene’s Alternative www.AlternativeRealtor.com REALTORS ® LANE COUNTY IS A SELLER'S MARKET! e that Shin rvic Call 541-868-4559 es ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S 69 Atmospheric 1990s CD- ROM puzzle game 70 “Chappelle’s Show” character who’s always scratching March 23, 2017 • eugeneweekly.com WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St. award winning, non-profit, community choir singing African-American Gospel has openings for singers in all sections. If you are interested in this vibrant, high-energy group, call Carol at 541-995-8459 or 541- 517-3770. 541.228.6820 JONESIN’ CROSSWORD GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody Pam@AlternativeRealtor.com 329 W. 13th Ave #F accountants-on-the-go.com Pets Se 541.342.1040 Wellness SINGERS WANTED Inspirational Sounds, an BLU MIST RESTAURANT AND BAR (an Asian- Fusion concept) is now hiring through our website www.blumistrb.com: Front of the house (Bar manager, bartender, Assistant GM, server, host/hostess, busser). Back of the house (Sous Chef, line cook, prep cook, dishwasher). 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