EVENTSCALENDAR
Eugene Fencers Club
Modern Olympic Fencing
Foil, Epee & Saber • Beginner & Adv
NWYC 2621 Augusta St.
Tuesday & Thursday
6:15pm
to
8:30pm
ZEN MEDITATION and MINDFULNESS
for HEALTH & WELL-BEING
8-Week Course
688-6574 • eugenefencersclub.com • USFA/USFCA Certifi ed Coach
LEVEL I REIKI CLASS Materials, Attunement,
Training. $125, 10a-5p, Sat April 8, Email:
cynthia27@q.com to reserve space.
Wanted
Try Kundalini Yoga!
$20 FOR 20 DAYS
for those new to our studio
3635 Hilyard | yogawesteugene.com
AFFORDABLE
WILLS, TRUSTS,
GUARDIANSHIPS,
SS DISABILITY & SSI
REPRESENTATION
& LEGAL ADVICE
Alice M. Plymell
132 East Broadway | Suite 718
541-343-9341
also makes home visits
spanish interpreter available
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Eugene. Emergency & on-going denistry for
Low/No income residents of Lane County.
Accepts OHP & under insured. 541-344-
8302
EMPLOY MENT
Deserves a Good Home. Open Fr-Tu 11a-6p,
closed We/Th 88530 Green Hill Rd 541-689-
1503 and 1st Avenue Shelter open Tu-Fr
10a-6p & Sa 10a-5:30p, closed Su/Mo 3970
W. 1st Ave 541-844-1777. green-hill.org See
our Pet of the Week!
CARRY-ON TRAILER IN COBURG has immedi-
SHELTER ANIMAL RESOURCE ALLIANCE
$DANCERS$ Tired of your current club!
SWEET ILLUSIONS has day & night shifts
S.A.R.A.’s Treasures Gift & Thrift Shop.
Volunteer, Donate, Shop, ADOPT!
871 River Road, Open Daily 10am-6pm.
541-607-8892 sarastreasures.org
LOOK FOR THIS WEEK’S RESCUED CAT .
ate openings for General Laborers,
Production welders, painters, assemblers,
forklift drivers. Can’t Weld? We will train
you. Apply in person Mon-Fri 8am-4pm at
91218 N. Coburg Industrial Way. EOE.
available. No experience, can train.
Excellent tips! 541-852-8625 or 541-517-
7196 THE HOTTEST CLUB IN LANE COUNTY!
PREGNANT? CONSIDERING ADOPTION? Call us
first. Living expenses, housing, medical,
and continued support afterwards. Choose
adoptive family of your choice. Call 24/7.
877-362- 2401
DIRECT SUPPORT PROFESSIONAL Are you
looking for a meaningful job where you can
make an impact in the lives of others? Look
no further than Independent Environments,
Inc. We have Direct Support Professional
(care giving) positions open, both full and
part time, across all shifts. No experience
necessary but a heart to serve required.
Visit www.ieihomes.org/employment to
apply!
EVENTS
SEEK ING EMPLOY MENT
Adoption/Family
Services
Hypnosis
en- LIGHTEN UP! Transmute those pesky
shadows & awaken your inner light w/ pro-
fessional hypnotherapy. Eugene &
Newport. Call: 207-321-9817 or Email:
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Yoga
MUDRA YOGA Enjoy group classes with fun
twists on traditional yoga. Local first-timer’s
love: $50 for 30 days unlimited yoga! www.
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SWEATY GANESH YOGA
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PROFESSIONAL SERVICES
Attorney/Legal
AFFORDABLE Wills, Trusts, Guardianships,
SS Disability and SSI Representation and
Legal Advice. Alice M. Plymell 132 E
Broadway #718, Eugene 541-343-9341
DIVORCE $155. Complete preparation.
“Ego Trips”
--state your name.
12 Disco diva Summer
13 How some people like
their cereal
19 O3
22 Loud sound effect for
rappers and morning radio
shows
DOWN
24 “It’s in my ___”
1 Cultural interests
2 They’re often exchanged 26 “Where do I even begin ...”
27 Computer since 1998
for rituals
28 Corleone patriarch in “The
3 “Absolutely!”
Godfather”
4 ___ Bo (workout system
29 8, for a two-by-four?
that turns 25 in 2017)
30 It’s supposed to be a
5 Spain’s has no official
sobering experience
lyrics
31 Low
6 Big game on January 1
35 Hagman’s “I Dream of
7 “The Kite Runner” pro-
Jeannie” costar
tagonist
8 The 100% truth (accept no 36 Beyond reinflation
37 Full of life
imitations!)
40 Most likely to squee over
9 Clandestine meetings
a Pi Day pie
10 If it’s blue, it doesn’t
43 Bone-to-muscle con-
mean you’re pregnant
nection
11 Priest of Stonehenge
44 Cool with Green Day
days
46 Sound of a belly laugh
48 Planetarium model
49 Clumsily tall
50 Long-billed marsh bird
51 Cartridge stuff
52 His first line was “Don’t
bang on my can!”
56 Milo’s canine pal
57 Socialize in cyberspace
58 Prefix with parasite
59 Either “Barton Fink”
director
60 Grimm guy
62 Sweet potato lookalike
64 Long-jawed freshwater fish
Events
Career Training
JOYFUL HEART PSYCHIC & WELLNESS FAIR
ADDICTIONS COUNSELOR TRAINING PROGRAM
Seeks vendors/readers for community fair
June 4. Earlybird booth prices until 3/31.
JoyfulHeartPsychicFair.com
THE PATH OF THE SHAMAN Begins May 12-14,
Serenity Lane, 52-week no cost Addiction
Counselor Training Program. For more infor-
mation visit www.serenitylane.org, click on
Employment Opportunities, then on
Serenity Lane’s Counselor Training Program
Opportunities. Or call 541-284-5702.
2017 Roseburg, Oregon, Taught by Ginger
Lee (www.SacredWaysCo.com) Assisted
by Lynne Kogut (www.dancingbearcenter.
com) 406 270-8129 or lkogut@mydfn.net
Includes children, custody, support, proper-
ty and bills division. No court appearances.
Divorced in 1-5 weeks possible. 503-772-
5295. www.paralegalalternatives.com
legalalt@msn.com
Film/Video/Photography
COMMUNITY TELEVISION (Comcast channel
29) offers hands-on classes in Studio, Field
& Digital Editing. For info call 541-790-6616
or info@ctv29.org
Professional Services
WARP GRAFIX CUSTOM DECAL SHOP
115 N. Seneca Rd, Eugene, OR 97402
541-688-1152
Principal Broker
For All Things Real Estate!
Eugene’s
Alternative
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REALTORS ®
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ANSWERS TO LAST WEEK’S
69 Atmospheric 1990s CD-
ROM puzzle game
70 “Chappelle’s Show”
character who’s always
scratching
March 23, 2017 • eugeneweekly.com
WHITE BIRD DENTAL CLINIC 1400 Mill St.
award winning, non-profit, community
choir singing African-American Gospel has
openings for singers in all sections. If you
are interested in this vibrant, high-energy
group, call Carol at 541-995-8459 or 541-
517-3770.
541.228.6820
JONESIN’ CROSSWORD
GREENHILL HUMANE SOCIETY Everybody
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329 W. 13th Ave #F accountants-on-the-go.com
Pets
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541.342.1040
Wellness
SINGERS WANTED Inspirational Sounds, an
BLU MIST RESTAURANT AND BAR (an Asian-
Fusion concept) is now hiring through our
website www.blumistrb.com: Front of the
house (Bar manager, bartender, Assistant
GM, server, host/hostess, busser). Back of
the house (Sous Chef, line cook, prep cook,
dishwasher). Apply at www.blumistrb.com
Recruiting mothers of young children
Eligibility based on household income
Call 541-346-4684 for more information
WELLNESS
Singer/Songwriters
Help Wanted
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Bookkeeping
Payroll
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from the icebox (that you
were probably saving for
1 2009 film set in 2154
breakfast)
7 Backs of boats
11 A.D.A. member’s degree 39 Lindsay of “Mean Girls”
41 Bank acct. transaction
14 “Everybody Loves
42 Go down without power
Raymond” star
45 Actor Spall of “Life of Pi”
15 Grade
46 One’s in a lifetime?
16 Down Under hopper
47 Mineral-fortified red
17 “Mean ___” (recurring
Jimmy Kimmel segment) wine?
50 Head shop patron,
18 Frozen kids?
presumably
20 ID for a taxpayer
21 Aptly named card game 53 Fargo’s st.
54 Cyrano’s protrusion
23 Witty criticism
55 Like Dick Clark’s New
24 “Entourage” actress
Year’s Eve specials
Mazar
58 “Foucault’s Pendulum”
25 Like some weekend
author
“sales events”
61 CEO painter?
27 Leader of a Russian
63 Often-spiked drink
Doors tribute band?
65 Frozen food bag bit
32 “Look!” to Dora the
66 Met highlight
Explorer
67 Christian who plays the
33 It’s a question of time
34 Plucks unwanted plants titular “Mr. Robot”
68 Blow it
38 Took those plums
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